March 10, 2025 • 52 mins
In this episode we look at all the reasons we might be the dumbest podcast and business people around. So many things The Sore Losers Podcast could be doing but we have managed to do none of those things. Ray spent some time with his parents over the weekend and made him realize Americans are doing life all wrong. Plus Kirk from Wyoming has a bone to pick with Ray and LeBron James looks like such a loser for his behavior with Stephen A. Smith. DK Metcalf, Myles Garrett, Geno Smith, and much more craziness in the NFL over the weekend.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're live.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh man, it's good to see you. Dude, It is
good to see you. I hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Man, after the glitches on the Big Show, it feels
good to have some good, clean, crisp audio.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And it's freezing cold, so I mean we are freezing
the equipment's work and we can talk to the nation.
It was awesome, dude, It's a great day.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Do most people have complaints on a Monday at their job.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes, they complain about what went wrong with the weekend,
or they complain about how many emails they have in
their inbox when they get to work on Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Bingo. I remember telecommunications, there was always a build up
these people you had to hit back, and it was
always Monday. Lumberjacking though, when we worked at the lumbermill,
the one thing was it was stuff that was misplaced,
so you couldn't find your locks. You wouldn't be able
to find you know, if somebody Sometimes they would snag
your hard hats if they needed it in a pinch
(00:56):
your gloves. So it's almost the misplacing of things. Because
the there was about four other shifts that would come in.
Not to be too much in the weeds, so the
chances of somebody missing something are pretty good. Whereas every
day coming in Monday through Friday, it was just one
other shift. Your stuff will be there, but that's usually
what it was lost and found if you will.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, I talked to one guy last week and he
lives in the neighborhood and he says he went on
vacation and over the summer they went to the Olympics,
and he said he was awesome. Dude. He goes because
he works for I don't even know what he works for.
I don't know what. He said. His firm has an
office over in London, Wow firm, and so he would
(01:37):
go to the office there. He wouldn't he wouldn't take
vacation because they had an office there. So he would
go into the office and it's like four o'clock in
the morning in America. So he would do all his
work and email everybody boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Then he would have no emails coming in. He would
go and do vacation, go to the Olympics all day long,
(02:01):
get back to the hotel at like ten o'clock at night,
which is like four pm America time. And he would boom,
respond to a few emails and no one's gonna be
responding at four o'clock because they're ready to leave the office.
That was his day. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Do you not realize what Baser does. She can go
anywhere in the world.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What is in your mouth?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm trying to duel shift, I'm trying to eat.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
So Baser can go anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You can go on a beach if they have good WiFi.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's what this guy was saying. He was like, it
was fantastic. He goes because I'm still working, but I'm
hitting people before they're in the office, so they won't
reply to me all day, and then I hit them
at four o'clock and they're not going to respond in
the last hour, so I have all the way till
the next morning.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Baser's employment. So it's it's broken down like this to me,
do you have.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Balls in your mouth? What's in like? What are you eating?
Please for the pere cheese? Thank you? So you eat
string cheese? Weird? You actually just bite.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It like I have time. That is a string it, bro.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I got a question. When you're by yourself at home,
do you literally string the cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I only eat it here. You can only eat finger
foods here. I don't do this crap at home. I
never want to see any of these foods again. That
is stuff I can grab and eat in less than
twenty seconds before I get yelled at.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Because I love the process of stringing the cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
We don't have time for it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't know what it is, but it is so
like therapeutic to have a string cheese and sit there
and peel it one by one. And it's a stupid
little strip that you can barely even taste the cheese
when you put it in your mouth. But the fact
that I am peeling the cheese layer by layer, there
is something about that that makes it one of my
favorite snacks in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
There's two types of stay at homes. You stay at
home and you better stay at home and work. Or
there's a stay at home where the companies are cool
with you traveling wherever. And that's Baser's job. So I'm like,
we don't let me hold you back. Go to the
Amalfi Coast and work. Go to Dominican Republican work, Go
to Los Angeles. Actually, my indictment say that he nobody
(04:00):
even goes there anymore. Coach, can we start the show?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah? Please? I mean, I'm just ready.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I can only imagine what you're gonna talk about.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I got a big shout out to give.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I already know it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Who who was ramming me? Nope, that's not who I
was gonna shout out.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I already know it. The shark flipped over.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You know I'm gonna shout out the shark.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We're gonna do it live. Arnold is on Broadway, you guys.
On a Monday. He called me liquored up, sawtaed. He
was half cocked, and he said, I'm at who's our
biggest supporter right now?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Chiefs?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He was at Chiefs. He said, he was at Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
He goes, I'm in the cathedral.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I thought I thought I thought you guys were doing
a live pod today. We said, no, dude, that was
the coach is gonna mention like a month ago, Well
we really started. Got listen, We've got to sit down
with stage pilot in the next few weeks and really
plan Coaches Convention five. I want it to be so
planned out in advance because we kick the can down
(05:07):
the road every year and we don't tell anybody until
October or November, and we really make it hard on
our listeners Sore Losers Nation. So we really got to
figure it out early this year. I'm trying to be better.
I am a procrastinator when I do school projects. Back
in the day, it was the night before, at eight
o'clock at night, I would start the project. We've got
(05:28):
to be better. I'm trying to hold myself accountable. Well,
but it's probably not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
This week, Baser gave me another idea that's not even
actually what we need to be working on. She gave
me a nine million dollar idea.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wait did she tell your wife?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, merch, not even that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Add this one to the laundry list. Oh that's another one.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Why why can we not design merch? Why are we
so stupid? Like we shouldn't have We have no skills
when it comes to design. People are craving a new shirt,
a new hat, a new something, and the summer is coming.
We have to I mean, beach towels. Why are we
not selling beach towels? I know the nation is in
(06:07):
and they are craving a Sore Losers Podcast Beach towel.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
All this animosity and anger that we have towards honestly,
stuff that we're just leaving on the table. Money, if
you will, is gonna be in the documentary. I am
gonna unleash on the documentary about sore Losers, all the
money we left on the table, how inefficient we were,
how we had the backbone and the skeleton for an
amazing foundation podcast, but we just were were dumb.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
We're idiots. I'm telling you, it's just so hard. We
have the break the job, we have this, and then
you go home and I'm just like, I'm so tired.
I'm gonna do that in an hour. An I'll do
it next hour. And then it's like, oh it's now
it's Winnsday. Crap. Uh, that's so hard.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But then also it's you ask yourself, is it worth it? Guys?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Before it's just worth it?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Because I have a cousin and they have the most
beautiful life. They have a beautiful home, they live near us.
They he works, she works, great kids, the most amazing
American perfect life. Guess what they try to do, tell
me flip houses. So then on their videoing on the weekends,
(07:17):
we just weren't busy enough. Dude, it looks like a nightmare.
Why would you try to get happier than happy? Dude,
Just sit in the suburbs, go to your daughter's cheerleading stuff.
Why do a site. It' the s like ad nightmare.
That's us. Try to chuse sore losers podcasts, her trying
and flip houses.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Dude, I will say my my, my buddy, Garrett, shout
out Garrett, his wife's cousin.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I know this is three.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
This is in the weeds. Dude was in politics for years.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, and me, leaf blower, I'm in the weeds.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
This dude, I look up, I see him on Facebook,
and all he does is work. He gets up at
four in the morning every day to work out. No, no,
he works out at four from four to five, five
to six, He answers emails six to seven. He helps
get his kids ready for school. Then he works all day.
(08:14):
He owns businesses. He started opening what are those things
to work out place? Orange Theory Fitnesses. He opened a
pizza place, he opened a medspot. I mean, dude already
has all this money from politics and whatever else he's doing,
but he is non stop traveling to you know this city,
traveling to this city, trying to do business here. When
(08:35):
does he relax?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He does it?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I tell Garrett, I'm like dude, He's like dude. He
can't he can't slow down. I don't understand why he
works so much. He goes. He could stop working right
now and he's fine. He has money for the rest
of his life. But he won't stop.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
People don't understand. We only have one life on this earth.
You live it anyway you want it. Don't kill yourself
when you're sixty two because you work too hard.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So I agree, like, you got to have some relaxation.
You can't be grinding all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And the way we have this, I don't even want
to get into this talk. But why do we work
so hard now and then when we're retired like my parents,
My parents can't even walk. Did they need to go
that hard and work, work, work until they're seventy in
retire Maybe they retire in their fifties and then have
a part time job. Maybe that's dude. My dad worked himself,
(09:28):
he had to get a new hip. He works so hard.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
We are the exact opposite. We are blessed to be
born in the United States of America. It's a great
it's amazing country.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And the territories Guam and Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I don't know if Gwam's the territory.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I don't even know where Guam is Guam if I
know so. Anyway, but Europeans they do it right because
they take vacation all the time. They don't try to
work five hours a week. Europeans are always like, oh,
we take a month off at least from what I've
(10:05):
been told, a month off here, a month off there.
If you're if you're in England. My cousin was in
England for a while, and you have a baby, they
give you an entire year off to hang out with
your baby. Try being royalty, America. We hit three weeks,
get your ass back to work. We do it ass backwards.
(10:28):
Why do we wait until we're sixty five, like you said,
because there are things you want to do that all
over the world, physical things. But once you're sixty five,
you are very limited on the vacations you can take.
You're not going hiking up mountains. You're not going, you know,
whitewater rafting, that's too dangerous. At sixty five, you can't
(10:49):
do it anymore, and most people don't even get to
retire at sixty five. We make it so hard for
people to retire.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
My parents keep saying we want. They want to take
their bucket list to go to Hawaii. They're in their seventies.
They still haven't gone to Hawaii. See, my mom was
just at my house. I said, Mom, go to Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
How was your weekend with your parents?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
They were only in town for eight hours, then I
went to bed, I went to work.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh, and then they're out.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
They're coming back next weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Though, So where are they going in between other cities
they're traveling? Dude? I understand about what cities are they.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Hitting they're going to. So I wish I could say Gallinburg,
but it's not Gallinburg. My parents go to the offshoots
of cities. So instead of going to Nashville, they went
to Indie Lake instead of I.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
What is the middle part? Instead of going to Gatlinburg,
they're going to Fairfield Glade. And instead of going to Knoxville,
they're going to Severeville. Dude, Dude, they don't go to
(12:03):
the actual cities.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
What I mean, what do they see so they relax.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
They go look at city parks that are not city
parks at national parks.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Do they just drive through them or do they hike them?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
My dad got the new hips, so he's gonna try
and walk around.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Probably gonna fall on the trail and we're gonna have
to meta vacuum out of there, like what is happening?
Because they're too old. They retired in their seventies, but.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It's hard to retire.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Why are we the why are we doing the podcast?
Why is Brady doing the announcing? Why didn't he just
retire after football? He's not good at announcing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And then the Raiders, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
They said he's hands on with the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, he went and got Geno smith Man. He's hands on.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
We gotta start the pod.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
We gotta start the pod because they've got a big
shout out. I gotta do all right, We're.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Gonna do it live. We are the one, two three,
so loser?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, sucket, the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Much a sports genius, y'all. It says that I'm from
the North I'm an alpha male. I live on the
North side of Nashville with Baser. Broadway girl took her
there the country. We have two point two acres. My
dad was able to walk just a portion of it.
He said, he walked like zero point four miles. Again,
he could have walked more if he was in his fifties.
Now in his seventies, he's got a cane. So unfortunately
(13:28):
he wasn't able to walk the whole perimeter of my property,
but he walked a portion. We're gonna have two point
five kids eventually. We'll wait on that. We'll wait on retirement,
We'll wait on everything, man, But you know what, we're
gonna pump out a Bobby Bone show, big show, and
a Sore Loser's podcast every day till the day I die.
Over to you, man, I won't.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'm not doing a Soilers podcast every day. I'm taking
weekends off. I'm taking Tuesday Thursday off. So you do
that on your own. You and Zach can do it.
And Zach will not be into He is in Spain.
He's enjoying life. He's traveling before he is sixty five.
He's smart, but he already has a new hip. So
he's ahead of your dad.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
He said, y'all need to use your vacation. I'm going
to it. Betha, is that in Spain Abia?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I didn't know that. I thought it was by Spain.
I thought it was Malafi Malfa.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
A Malfy coast that's in Italy.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Anyway. So Saturday night, Man, I went to the Mad
Dog demolition derby, and let me tell you, it was awesome.
There were so many freaking people there. And I'm meeting people,
meeting people, and I meet this dude and his son
and the guy's real quiet, doesn't really say anything. How's
it going. I'm lunch by and I'm talking to his son,
and then his son goes, my dad's a huge.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Fan, the guy that looks like a statue.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And I'm like really, he goes, yeah, he listens every day.
I'm like, really, that's cool. And the kid goes, no,
the pod sore losers wow. And I'm like what the
kid goes every time we get in the car, we
go on a road trip anywhere, he what you guys on?
And that dude goes, it's true, man, coacher, I'm a
big fan.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And I'm like, no, crap, couldn't have told with the
stone cold face.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well, his face was hiding under a big old beard.
His beard was down to his dick.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
A lot of those rednecks, dude hide their emotions with
a beard.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I mean he looked like I mean, he looked like
a zz top beard. It was that long.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I saw him, he was on the Facebook.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And I said, what's your name? Man? He said Kirk.
I said, oh, Man, are you from Shelbyville. You're from Nashville,
Murphy's Burrow. He goes, no, we drove here from Wyoming ses.
I said what. He goes, yeah, we drove from Wyoming.
And he goes, And I know some of the people
Ray went to school with. No I forget their names,
(15:44):
but he was like me and a couple of Rays.
Old buddies always get so annoyed when he says he's
from the North. He's from Wyoming. He moved to the
North when he was older. He grew up in Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Probably the Smiths, the Martins, maybe the Shirley's.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, I wasn't sure. I forget the names. But he
was just like with Keith, Maybeen, the Keiths.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
John Keith.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That may have been the name Ray.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It rhymed with teeth. Hey, I always rhyme stuff with names.
That's how you remember it. I met a girl name
Go over to you, coach.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Why did you stop? If you just stop, you know how.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Hard it is to rhyme something when you're not when
you're on the cuff.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Like you literally stopped mid sentences. Just go over to you.
I was waiting for you to finish your thoughts. So
I talked to Kirk one time.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I met a guy named Text and I just remembered
it by saying sex. That's what I was searching.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
But it was just so funny that he knows people
from I don't know how big Wyoming is. It must
be pretty small.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's massive land size, but people, it's the lowest population
in the entire country, close to probably New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
My question is, though, how does he happen to come
from the city that you grew or whatever? Like, how
did you get connected with people you grew up with?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Probably not the city I grew up in, but those
people go to some sort of a city in Wyoming
and a podcast that's decently popular, on a show that's
number three in the country. It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So I had to I mean he was about to
walk away. I was like, no, dude, we need a
selfie for the Sore Losers podcast page. I've got to
put you up.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Love that his kid did all the introductions.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Dude, I'm telling you, he was so quiet. And then
at the very end, when the kid throws out that
he listens to the pot, he goes, it's true, coacher,
it's a life of fan.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
We need more women listeners.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
We got a lot of women listeners.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Actually, Baser said she listened the other day. Really, yeah,
that's why I've been pretty buttoned up. I was like, WHOA,
didn't know you were listening. Who We've been talking off
color about some stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh my gosh. You can't let Basier dictate what you
say on this pot.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
She goes, I heard it on the pot. Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I did not Let me block that from your phone.
Let me delete the pod out from your phone. Radio
not allowed on your phone.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But anyway, sorry, I got the handwarm route. Man, I'm freezing.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
You are disheveled. Well, we're gonna take a break and
I need to Can you say what Bay told you
we need to.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Work on No, she just it was she was she
was listening to the show after the break.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
After the break, you said, Bazer had a talk we
do about what we need to work on. And then
I said, oh, merch and you said no, And then yeah,
I can tell you. Is it gonna ruin it?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
No? Okay, said we need to do another podcast. We
don't have to do a whole weekend event. But so
your whole dumbassing. We need to be ahead of the
Bowl in the next year. No, we need to actually
doing another podcast in another city six months. She said,
there's probably some cities you could sell that out. You
wouldn't necessarily need hotels, bars, acts, throwing tractors. Just do
(18:53):
a podcast. All you need is a venue. And I said,
that's the genius idea. But we don't have the time.
We don't have the time, and we're gonna die. That's
my answer to everything. Listen, I'm gonna die when I'm
in my seventies. I don't have time to do that.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You know, we literally discussed this at the very beginning.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
We thought about that, but it's it's back on the
table because she said there are some obvious choices where
it would sell. What are the obvious what these people
she listens to do, these damn podcasts all the time. Dude,
They're going to twenty four cities and it's some stupid
idiots from Summerhouse that nobody listens to and they're selling out.
We could if we had a venue that would fit us.
(19:34):
We're not selling out Bridgestone, but something that would accommodate us.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
How many people we could grease? Some hands? What city?
What do we go to? A Bostin?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You idiot?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Oh? Is Austin a big? Is that our big listeners?
How do you know? Have you looked at the stats?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah? On our Instagram she said that we would sell
that out if it was the perfect spot for us.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Just I don't think we could do Austin. I think
we'd have to do Butta.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Because my parents they would No.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'm saying I think Austin a venue is probably really
expensive and I don't know how. I mean, how many
people do you think would come to a venue?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
ID?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Seventy five?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
We could? I mean the numbers are the convention people
can commit to a weekend. We're in the hundreds. Who
says we can't just have one event would make one
hundred or two hundred people.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That'd be tough. Man. I don't know. I would love
to do it. I would love to believe that we
could sell enough tickets. Unless we can, unless we do
a combo effort with four Things with Amy Brown, true,
and unless.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
There's the condoms being pulled over my eyes. These people
on Summer House that are selling out these cities that
they're going to tour into, they're not making any money,
then why are they doing it? But them doing it
doing this Some of them were doing twenty cities in
thirty days. They don't have a morning show. I understand
that they're selling out weak nights unless they're just doing
it to boost their own eagle and they're not making
(20:55):
any money, Call me crazy, call me.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Spanky, Spanky. Are they on multiple seasons the Summer House
or are they only on one season?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
They are?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
And I mean so the TV show must be pretty popular.
What channel is it on? Bravo? Got it? So they
have probably a bigger audience than our three hundred and
sixty five listeners of this pod. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying, Like Bravo has a very large audience, probably
in the hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
But they're the ones all every Bravo show has kids now,
traveling the country doing podcast tours, and I'm like, oh,
we have a convention we do once a year. These
kids are dropping twenty cities in twenty days and you're
talking about doing one city in two tents and twenty six.
We sound like idiots. We don't how to make money.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
If it fell in our face, dude, we are right, Hey,
we need to start playing in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
No, dude, we need twenty more cities in twenty twenty five,
you idiot. We sell like two dine year old guys. Dude,
gen Z's.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
What do you mean multiple cities in a year? Has
that ever worked for the Beatles? What about John Mayer?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
About head shearing or carry under one? They go to
more than one city in a year.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Morgan Wallin sells out stadiums.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Hey there's that girl, Taylor Swift. Does she only knew
one show a year?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You're telling me the smaller the Axe always started out.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
In smaller cities.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Hey, freaking Zach Bryant or whatever his name is, the
guy that's all the rage right now, That dated Chicken
fried pH the one that's oh man, dude, he starting
I thought he was in Like everybody's mad at him.
How did everybody start?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I don't know, that's not even two.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That's what we don't do.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
We have every artist walks in studio in US on
a tour and we go, huh, what are they doing
that we're not doing toorrying? That's right in front of us,
a bunch of freaking idiots.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well, okay, right, I wanted you, all right, what city
I want you to start playing in the city? What
city would we go to first and win?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And that's also when your wife comes into play our manager,
because we got to find the venue. You don't find
the perfect venue, we lose money. And guess what we're
the best at that?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
We are really good at losing money. We are and
let's be real, we are really good at losing money.
That is one thing that I have learned in this process,
that we are good at losing money. That is like,
if you saw a business plan, it would be like
do the opposite of these idiots are on this podcast.
They are more on.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Austin.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Austin, Okay, when do you want to do it?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
But BESI, she didn't come in too hot. She said
in that you should do one in every six months,
so it should be a Nashville thing or wherever the
convention is, and then do some other city that shows
a lot of popularity. Halfway through she said, I mean,
that's just obvious that you should do that.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, I'm glad it's so obvious to her. Like sometimes
you need opinions from the outside. I'm not saying she's wrong.
I am not at all. I am not saying Basia
is wrong at all.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Because I gotta be real. I didn't once think about that.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh my god, she said that, you mind be an idiot?
Have you never You know what we do. We get
with Demolition Derby, right, and whatever city they're going to,
we have a live pod in that city and we
tie it together. So during the day you come see
the live pod. At night we go to the Mad
(24:51):
Dog Demolition Derby and we rook have you ain't Robin?
You ain't reason?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Did you get on the mic at all at that thing? Yeah?
Did you do your line?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You do?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I did?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I said, you know what? It was before the Star
of the Race. I got on there. I said, listen up,
boys and girls on shovey belt Tennyson. I said, you
know what I always been taught if you.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Ain't rubbing, you ain't racing. Are you ready? You steal
the line from Talladega Nights.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Now that's a cold trickle on Days of Thunder?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh you still you stole it from a popular racing movie.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, And I was like, you're gonna go with I said.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Oh, get ready to get ready?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I might have said that, Okay, I don't know, but
I did say the racing line. I said, my good
friend Cole Trickle. They always told him. And I don't
know if these people watched Days at Thunder, because then
I said, Cole, I want you to go out there
and hit the pace car. Hit the pace car. Yeah,
that way, you'd hit every damn car on this track today,
you'd be one hundred percent. And no one laughed.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, it's a tough reference.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, that's tough reverence because it's from like nineteen ninety
one and no one gives a crap. But then I
got in that car, dude, Andy, they don't really have
brakes and I didn't know that. So the girl with
the flag is kind of standing right in front of me,
and I I was trying to rev the engine to
like send a message to the person next to me
that I was racing and I had my foot on
the break, but it's still moved. I was like, oh,
better stop doing that. I was took the girl out.
(26:23):
That's one of those things. Why would they not give
you the heads up? Brakes aren't great?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, well I don't think they don't put a lot
of emphasis on the brakes in those cars because it's
all gas. They don't want to break. They are trying
to race and they're trying to win, and so you
don't really use the break like it is full throttle
the whole way. You just hit the pedal to the
medal and go.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Are you breaking it down or what are we doing here?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I don't know. If you want me to break it down,
I'll break it down.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
How long did you drive for? It felt like because
I'm guessing you're building it up there driving for ten minutes. Befre,
you're driving for ten seconds? I it was probably what's
five seconds? Dude? It was so quick. If somebody waiting
got a hot dog, they miss you.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, probably the race is probably forty five No, it
can't be forty five seconds. Did I go twenty seconds lap? No?
I was faster than that. I don't know, maybe thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
How many laps, two laps? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
And I like, right off the start line, I kind
of veer to the right to cut the guy off.
That way, I take the lead because he either is
gonna hit me or he's gonna hit the dirt on
the right smart So they got to slow down. That's
what someone taught Hey, someone told me that. They were like,
whatever you do, beer right right away. If they're on
your right side, whichever, you wait whichever.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
If they're on your left.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Then they were like, they said, veer left. Then Oh
but he said veer right, hanks. I, Oh, why did
you hit that big old dirt bible. Well, you said
beer right, dude, what the hell? And so I kind
of veered right and that way they had to hit
the brake. They had to, you know, kind of steer
and they slow down. So then I get ahead and
I started At first, I slowed down for the hump,
(28:04):
the jump boom. That's when I got hit from behind,
and I was like, oh, I need more gas. But
then I came up to another bump and I was
going around a curve. I was hitting that left boom
hit me and I kind of started a fishtail to
the right, but I corrected it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Then I pedaled them. You were drifting on that dirt.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh, I was drifting and I just then I said,
oh no, no more ramming me from behind. I'm boom boot.
And then when you hit those bumps, I mean you rock,
and I mean the front of that car hit straight
into the dirt. That's why they don't have bumpers.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Could you have wrecked it like total it?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh yeah, easily.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I can't believe they'll let you do that, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
These are everybody in there is just an average Joe
that works at the lumber mill. Now I'm starting to
understand that these are not professional drivers. These are Jim
and Tim that lived down behind the water Burger.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Pretty sure they have one by my house, just haven't
gone yet, dude. I hear him every Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
It was fantastic and I didn't think my adrenaline would
go that much. Dude, For like two hours afterwards, I
was just like, man, that was so fun. That was
so fun, Like what was it at? It was at
like an arena?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Like it was like, uh, oh, my bad, dude. I
didn't know that Mercedes Benz in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
No, but what was it at like a county arena? Like, uh,
probably fits a couple thousand people.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's what we need for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yes, it was fan. I'm telling you it was pat
There's people that were going crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
They love it because the kids are entertained. They can
drink their beer and they watch them racing.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
That's right, and they get to receive some wrecks.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Which yours was your set up? Is it supposed to
be wreck? Like? Are you supposed to veer?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Right? It's entertainment, but you like, you want to win
the race because then you advance in the bracket because
the winner of the bracket wins money. So you don't
want to told you your car.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
But I bet that was kind of frowned upon how
you veered at him. No, I mean, give a monster
truck race. It's an actual race.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, but it's a demolition. I mean, dude, look what
someone did to the show. I'm telling you, this dude
was like winning. Shark was winning and he went around
the curve and hit a bump and the guy got
up underneath his bumper flipped him.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
There's a crapload of people there. Yeah, Okay, I thought
two hundred. There's about twenty thousands.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
So do you see the guy holding the helmet. That's
the shark driver.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Dude. He's like, ah.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
He's not mad. Yes, what you're there for, dude?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, and you're.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Gonna get bumped. That's what happens.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
And also guess what you got kids there.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
To watch this? Watch watch this guy come around the corner.
He waits, he waits, and he spins him out to
get the win.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, so there is those some contact.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, there's contact. He was so smart he waited, waited,
and then boom, see you later. Full.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Why are the cars not going faster? That was like
five miles an hour?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well, these are beat up, old junkers that they get
from the junk yard and they fix them up and
they just have enough UMF to go.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
But so you don't care if it gets wrecked.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
So you don't care if it gets wrecked. They bring
him in on trailers, dude.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
So they're on their last leg.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
They're on their last leg. Some of these are duck
taped together with glue and freaking lipstick and glue. Man,
it was fantastic, mean people were It was awesome. And
when you have a good race. The crowd really gets
into it. That's a great event.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yes, I'm telling you, I'm uh, do we need to
bring this to Nashville?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Well, that's why you need a small I mean, I
don't know if it would fill up A huge arena.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
That looks like it'll fill it fill up Bridgestone.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Maybe pretty darn closed, but I think it's more expensive.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
TODs don't. Oh yeah, actually they beat the Hawks on Saturday,
So yeah, that wasn't funny, guys, And don't worry.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Nashville sc scored their first goal of the season on Saturday.
We won two to nothing. There we go.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Justin had tickets. I turned him down. What I ain't
going that too late? I went to bed, we went
to brunch. I went to bed. Who Justin with nobody
couldn't use the tickets. He said he had to apologize
to Mike this morning because he got the tickets from
him at the hospital and to newone use him. He goes,
it's gonna be a rough morning. I gotta tell Mike
I didn't use him. Wow, dude, So he just sat
on two tickets, probably one hundred level damn, he said.
(32:14):
He asked me Bazer, some other girls the apartment complex,
a couple of his buddies. Yes, I think I deleted it.
He was saying, like, how hard could it be to
get somebody to go to his soccer game with you?
He's like, Oh, my friends are a bunch of corpses.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
You know that's weird. Man, let me check you could.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
He get one person to go to the soccer game
with him.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I's wheared he didn't text me. Man, it kind of
hurts my emotions a little bit.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Are we going to break?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah? I will take a break. We'll right back.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Steve ain't getting me, so I said we just continue.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
No, No, we're gonna keep going. Man, We're gonna finish
the pot. I gotta say the NFL has gone nuts.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I didn't know anything was happening until I get a
text from Batter's box last night.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
The computer systems aren't working, guys, but they working here. Yeah,
what if everybody that's about his box here?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
And it says, Wow, the NFL is going crazy today.
I'm like, what are you talking about? And he calls
me back. He's like, did you not see all the
deals going down?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
My now?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Man, don't been just trying to chill and I'll be
on that social media life trying to, you know, relax
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
What the hell, why did Miles Garrett get forty million
dollars a year?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You want to know the titan truck gets good Miles
in Nashville. Miles Garrett. I already had my sign ready
for him when he came to Titanville.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Oh but here's the thing. The Browns are so stupid.
They are not anywhere near winning a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
They should have dumped him.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
They should have traded his ass for two first round
picks and been done with it. Yes, okay, everybody like,
oh my god, you're trading Miles Garrett. He's twenty nine
years old. You just maade him forty million dollars a year. Yeah?
Does he wreck shop? He sure does. But are the
Browns any good? No, they're not so having him on
the books for forty million. Deshaun Watson on the books
(34:11):
for like sixty million, there's one hundred million dollars a year.
Cap good luck, Browns.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
And how rare is a Miles Garrett?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
He's pretty rare.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I mean well, I mean there's thirty other NFL teams,
twenty nine to thirty one. I don't know the exact number.
That don't have Miles Garrett. Right, So Miles Garrett never
won the super Bowl, never won.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
The super Bowl? Why exactly what?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What has my I mean? He has good stats, but
it hasn't made it hasn't made the Browns competitive.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
He's jacked.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
So why he can swing a helmet?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Ray, he can in the slot, he can sit down
on his finger, he can stand up.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
He was never coming to the Titans. He couldn't be
on the same team as Mason Rudolph. Oh my gosh,
I just thought about that, Like, he can swing a
helmet forty million dollars a year and it gets you
no closer to winning the Super Bow. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
On to the next trade.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Oh, Geno Smith seeah Seahawks smart, great move, great move.
They're not any They're not gonna win a super Bowl.
Gino Smith was fine, But he's thirty two years old.
Is he really gonna be amazing? He was fine.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Dude, you're all about if a guy's not gonna be amazing,
dump him.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Well no, no, at thirty two years old, he is
what he is. He's not gonna be a super Bowl
winning quarterback the Raiders traded for them.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Is he gonna start?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Sheeeesh.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Their odds to win the Super Bowl were one hundred
to one.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They're now one hundred and two to one.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Now they are one hundred to one.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
They have not changed.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
It didn't change one bit getting Geno Smith. Now they
might be competitive. Gerald muryol may go get a freaking
uh Geno Smith Jersey. Congratulations. You got Max Crosby for
five hundred million dollars and you got Geno Smith. I mean,
Geno Smith is fine, but he's not amazing.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You got Rugs on Parl. Somebody said within the next
couple of years. Really, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, when he gets out, I think if he stirs
his whole time, he would only be like thirty thirty one.
He can make a comeback. Dude, Next trade Dk Metcalf.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
This was a big one. The Rams Finn to cook.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
The Rams didn't get him, though, the Steelers got. The
Steelers got DK Metcalf, And I don't get it. I
don't think he's thirty million dollars a year wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Dude, does he even fit into their offense?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Is he even that good? Like he disappears for games
at a time. He's very inconsistent. He's fine, and I
think he's a little bit of a cry baby.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
And the NFL went towards the receivers, skinny guys that
could just run like Xavier Worthy, not some of the
off the field stuff that he does, the extra currec killers.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
But and then Chargers dropped.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
DK is just jack Is he still the DK that
goes down the field and makes these amazing catches. I
didn't really see any highlights last year.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
And where was he last year? You know who was
good last year, Jackson Smith and Jigbut that's who was good,
not DK Metcalf. DK Metcalf wasn't very good. So you're
gonna pay him thirty million dollars a year. I paid
Justin Jefferson thirty million dollars a year. DK Metcalf. I
ain't made him thirty million dollars a year, So I hey, Steelers,
have fun, man.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
And I'm a little bit with you. Though I always
used to be all about name guys. Well, last year,
the name guy Travis Kelcey. He was the easiest guy
to get in fantasy football. He was terrible, terrible, had
the worst year ever. Now I'm all about kind of
moving off name guys, like there's always gonna be fresh meat, fresh.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Meat every geez. You gotta uncover it, you gotta you
gotta dig through the rubble, and you will find a gym.
You will find a pooka nakua. You'll find a Cooper Cup.
Before anybody knew who the hell Cooper Cup was. And
then the Rams they said, hey, Cooper, you're we're gonna
trade your ass. We're gonna bring in Devonte Adams.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
That's what it was.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
DeVonta Adams is still good, dude. I got a DeVante
Adams Raiders jersey. He's been with five teams since I
got that. You know the value of that thing is
probably less than twenty bucks. Dude, my cat walked on it.
And I don't even care that.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
It's so hard to buy a jersey now, it's hard
to buy a jersey. Guy just trade because they just
moved teams like left and right. It's like, oh, I
just got oh he's gone, oh I got this. Oh
their mind, he's gone to unbelievable. That's why the NFL
has gone bonkers. And I think DeVonta Adams with Pooka
Nakua and Kyron Williams and Matthew Stafford. They might be
(38:36):
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
They're finna cook.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
They might be pretty good. And I know we just
said we're getting off the name guys, and I don't know.
I still think Devanta Adams is pretty good. And Rams
made the playoffs? Didn't They go wire to wire with
the Eagles? The team.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Ray not to butt the entire game.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I don't know if it was nothing to butt, but
it was nothing nothing to nut because you know, the
offensive indeeds have been lines and they smacked wings.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
That I think you covered it. There was a lot
what is gonna happen this draft? Are the Titans getting
cam Ward? Are we getting Travis Hunter? Are we getting
sucked for shaduor.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
No, you're getting cam Wore, Jalen Carter pooh? And then
that guy he broke his leg, He broke his foot leg, whatever,
he'll be good to go by summertime.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And then somebody was saying, was it Justin's Titans aren't
good at drafting.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
They don't get will Howard. Oh, Justin said this, what'd
he say?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
He goes? Dude? You guys went after Malik Willis from
Liberty guy. Was it tank? And then we try to
go after whatever quarterback this time is on will Levis. Levis,
there's a tank. We're oh for two, Hey.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
B leak. Willis looked good with the Packers when he
came in here and whooped that ass dude.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
We go for another quarterback and miss. We're oh for three.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, it's not good. That's really not Oh and you
had Jake Locker back in the day, terrible.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Wasn't a fan then, but so yeah, So the draft
is coming up very soon.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It's not until April. It's like a month away.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh, March madness will be before then.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yes, And I've been building up.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
For Baser too, because she's not excited now in football.
She saw the stadium.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Is she excited about that?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
The stadium looks pretty bad, assider, take a video. She
needs to actually text me there.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
And we'll never be able to go inside of it
because it'll be so expensive. That's cool, we'll just look
from the outside.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
We'll post a picture on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You took a picture.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I had Baser while I was driving us to brunch.
She was videoing it.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh, where'd you go to brunch?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
We went to Hampton Social with Justin.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Okay, I was a dd.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
It was awesome. Just watch Justin suck down a seashell.
They had some drink that had glitter in it.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
That sounds fun, dude.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
At Hampton Social ninety nine percent women. Really, I was
the only guy in Justin And how did Justin do?
He had to land like three numbers, didn't talk to anybody,
just stare at the seashell the whole time. And I
was like, dude, you're not getting a chick drinking out
of that thing because you got to put your face
in it. Oh, I'm like, dude, it's kind of a
chick drink bad luck. Yeah, I mean you gotta you
(41:02):
want to be drinking a butt heavy or something.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
So they thought they definitely thought he was Dayton.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Zach probably, but then yeah, he's he. That's when he
brought up the point about us being bad at drafting quarterbacks.
But Bes was getting excited for the NFL, and I
told her generational talent the Titans are going after. I said,
if we get Travis Henry generational, it's gonna change the
whole city. He'll be the faith. Whoever we draft is
the face of the city. Cam Ward or Jeremiah Travis.
(41:30):
One of the two is gonna be a generational.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Talent, could be so you hope so.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Well. The city will embrace it regardless.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I mean there's gonna be billboards everywhere.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
How many times did we have to drive down Broadway
and there was a thing of mayonnaise for the last
twelve months?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
And I saw Tannehill on flag poles forever? Dude, I
was like, wow, that and d Henry they didn't they didn't. Ever,
where was the mural of d Henry when he was here?
Why did we not have that?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I will give Titans guys have not turned this into
sports talk national man, but that is a segment. Thank
you the Titans. The second I gotta give us props.
We drafted. We got PK Sue Band. We go after
big guys. PK Sue Band. We went and got DeMarco Murray,
We went and got Derrick Henry, Yeah, and George that
(42:17):
way back in the day. I'm saying we go after
some big guys. I like that. So this draft, I'm saying,
we go after a cam Ward or we get an
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Well, interesting, no, you don't want Aaron Rodgers. Stop stop stop.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Laura goes, hey, are we getting Aaron Rodgers Bazer? But
I heard he's going to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I was like the Giants or the Seahawks. Ah, but wait,
we're saying, oh, maybe the Steelers. Could he go to
the Steelers?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Well, the Steelers shouldn't have gotten dk Metcalf if they
don't even know what they are yet.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Well they must have something. They must think they're getting
Justin Fields. Maybe they're getting Sam Darnold.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
What the Steelers have Justin Fields?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Well he's a free agent, okay, so he can sign
wherever he wants. Baby, he's coming to tighten up, Baby,
tighten up. We'll take a break over right back. I
got a great email, Ray, great email, you want to
hear it? Where'd you go?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
I hit the sound effect.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna keep it going there?
Speaker 1 (43:21):
I here it is not I can filibuster.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, phil philibuster.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I'm walking out of Hampton Social on Saturday. Yeah, and
a girl goes, hey, Ray, Hey, I'm I'm I'm Michael's wife.
I go awesome, I know about fifty Michaels. Hey, and
I'm still walking out, still working out justin now, come on,
man baser. Come on, who's that Carl up? Okay, guys up,
just somebody knows the show, all right, thank you? Yeah,
(43:45):
the sore losers? What grab my attention? Nate, excuse me?
What's up? Yeah? Michael sore losers, the guy you went
to Vegas with at Paris, he's got and she was
at Afton. Oh he lives here, no down visiting.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
How is Michael?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
She said, he's great. We did a selfie and she
took it to him and I said, hey, tell Michael,
thanks for giving up that couch that one night.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Michael still listen, yay, still so good. What's his wife
looking like? She got blonde hair, brown hair, short, tall, I.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Mean it was definitely, I mean eye level, if not
a little taller than me, brown hair, just looks like.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
A look awesome.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Did she find it weird that you said on Michael's
couch for your bachelor party?
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Well, she said Michael, and that didn't ring a bell.
But then she goes Michael Vegas and I go, huh.
She goes Michael Vegas Paris and I go, holy hell,
my bachelor party, and she goes, yes, yes, Michael from Paris.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
That's amazing. Dude, that is so cool. That's just great.
That that really makes me. That warms my heart that
Michael's still around. He's got a wife, like, he's not
just some weirdo having you sleep on his couch.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
He was a good dude. He was a good dude.
In that morning, Baser had given me like some bachelor candies.
For whatever reason, she gave me these three boxes of candy.
I left them all for Michael. And there's the least
I could give the guy.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
For a minute. He had boxes of candy like were
freaking children.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, I had like a milk Dud's, I had a
Skittles and I just left him there for Michael. When
I left, I had left his place like five am.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
So that was your gift bag. Like Derek Jeter, he
used to give a gift basket the woman in the limo.
And you gave Michael three boxes of damn candy.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Michael at the pent house suitet. Michael woke up at
Paris with three boxes of candy right there. But I
was gone. There was no sign to me when he
got up.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Oh my gosh. All right, now you want to read
the email. Yeah, bathroom attendant. When I was living in
Clarksville while in the military. I was at an Electric Cowboy.
At midnight, the bathroom attendant packed up and left for
the night. Being completely trashed, I took it upon myself
(45:56):
to become the replacement bathroom attendant. I held people's beer
for them, I put soap in their hands, and got
them paper towels while my wife frantically looked for me.
For over an hour inside the club, I served as
the bathroom intendant for an hour. All in all, I
made eighty dollars in tips, and people did not have cash.
(46:18):
I told them they were more than welcome to go
to the bar and buy me a beer. I earned
at least six more beers in that hour. Ended up
with the worst hangover I ever had in my life,
but eighty dollars in cash. Would do it again in
a heartbeat. Dakota deliver It's hilarious. That is so freaking funny.
(46:40):
I was reading it and I laughed out loud, like
who thinks to do that?
Speaker 1 (46:45):
He's sudsing them up, man, getting them all toweled off.
Just imagine, here he goes on, here's a rubber, have
a good night.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
His poor wife thinks he's gone missing. She thinks he's gone.
She's searching the whole club, like, where's my husband? Where's
my husband? Did he get arrested, he get beat up?
Did he died? Did he get run over by a car?
All the while he's in there putting soap in people's hands.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
That's the American way, man. We never stopped working, even
when we're at the club.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, and did you see Lebron? Man? What a loser?
Speaker 1 (47:13):
What an absolute love My dad recovered faster in him.
Lebron's gonna have a couple of weeks with that groin.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I'm not talking about the groin. I'm talking about him
getting in the face of Stephen A. Smith.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
When was a month ago?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
It was like Thursday Friday, Like what the hell? What
a loser? Like what an absolute loser?
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Loser? It was during the game, Like.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Dude, so what, your son is a professional athlete. Guess
what happens now he gets criticized because he's a professional athlete.
He is a fair game to be criticized by analysts
because he's a professional athlete. You can't go and yell
at the reporters for being mean to your son. You
look like an absolute idiot.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
NEPO. Baby, guys, let's be real. Whenever we're done with
a workout a run, what do you have have? My
buddy Michael explained it as better than any drug he's
ever had. You are on a high. Lebron just played
in a game. He was on a high. I guarantee.
The next day Lebron felt like he was an idiot
as well. He's like, why did I go talk to Steven?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I think probably he went back to his hotel or
his house was like, oh my god, I'm so stupid
because it.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Wasn't a conversation is literally, don't again, man, never again,
never again.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Steve Smith, Look, oh my god. He goes back on
his show. He's like, that was a father. That was
a father talking to me. That wasn't Lebron James, the player.
That was a father. Yeah, and you look like a
little you shriveled up like a little bitch. You look
like a little mountain.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
That's care.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
No, you say, look, Lebron, I'm doing my job. He's
a professional athlete. I can criticize him. That's it. You
as a dad, Yeah, you don't want to be hindry criticized.
You're the one that did this to him. You did this, Lebron,
you put him in this position.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
But Steven A. Smith, I've never seen someone shrivel up
so like tiny on his show the next day and
like basically back at like, oh, Lebron was in the
right because he wants to be friends with Lebron, And
he said Draymond Green doesn't talk to him anymore because
the way he criticizes Lebron's kid. Dude, he's in the NBA,
he can be criticized. Like that's like if someone went
(49:21):
on Facebook and said this podcast sucked and my dad
showing up at their house and being like, that's my son.
You don't criticize my son, that's his podcast.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Well we're lucky, though, we because we get to experience this.
I mean, somebody even criticized Boomer. I don't even know
if I'd fight for him. No, who cares, right if guys,
we're not in a point now where you gotta go
fight for your women and get a sword out and
like go cut another guy's head off at the stage.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
That makes no sense. It's like, dude, he's gonna get criticized.
He's an NBA player. You put this whole Cocamini. He
scheme together to get into the and now you're going
after reporters that freaking call you out. You, I mean,
absolutely embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Speaking of another tussle, did you see the flag planting
that happens in college football? Did you see it happen
in NCAA.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Michigan Michigan State. I don't understand what happened. I don't
understand why Michigan State was so mad.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
The Michigan State guys. So it's their senior night, right,
and they're known for kissing the floor as they leave
the place or whatever. They like make out and French
kiss it.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
I did see him licking the floor.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, so there they lick it and like I think
they kind of like hump it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah they did, hut. I saw a couple humps.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
So, but the Michigan players were standing in the middle
of Sparti, in the very center of the court, so
they weren't able to like French kiss Sparti. So the
Michigan player started shoving him. I don't know if it
was Fears, I don't know if it was Val Praiso,
one of the boys.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Which I I and the coach afterwards, he even said,
Michigan goes, He goes, I don't understand. The guy was
shooting a free throw, so our guys were standing where
they always stand, he goes. I didn't know there was
a tradition, like are they not allowed to stand where
they're supposed to stay?
Speaker 1 (50:55):
See, we went and never got to that point, but
Michigan State beat him at fifteen. I mean, guys, they're
not going to pull the starters in. You know, Here's
we didn't know that was gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Here's the thing. Michigan players definitely know there. They're stating
there on purpose.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Well, but I mean, you just gotta let them. I
think that all they're trying to do is just dry
hump sparty. Let them then let them do it and
get off.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, let them, let them, let them t bag Sparty
right there at mid court, and then hey, all right,
go on your way.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
I think I'm pretty sure some of the guys in
our school kissed the court, and I was like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I mean, that's their thing, that's their life.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Man, You're gonna sit there and dry rub the court,
that's your legacy. I didn't do it, dude. I stood up.
Well I'm better than that, man. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, guys,
when you when left with that option, kiss the court,
you go down with the dry rub, just walk off.
That's your legacy. You're saying goodbye to high school.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah, I waved to the fans, but that's it. I mean,
the high school is probably not even fans.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
The last thing people remember you by is like, you know,
with AI on the ground, you know.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah, yeah, all right, man, Well you guys have a
good Monday. I don't know what else is going to
go go on.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
When I leave the pitch for the final time, I'm
gonna make a nice little hole in the ground.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
No, I remember leaving that.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Visit this game.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
I remember House Park Senior year regional finals against Belton.
I hate Belton, and we lost and we're all crying
in tears. I remember Seth Seth, when we're getting a cup.
He's ripping some of the grass and putting it in
that cup. He probably threw it away a week later,
but at that moment, I was like, Damn, that's so smart.
Dude's getting he's getting a piece of history. He's getting
(52:31):
a piece of house Park. And now I think House
Park is turf, so they don't even play on real grass.
So it was smart to him to get it because
now he wouldn't. He just had to get rubber pellets.
But I wonder if he still has that grass kid.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Before you leave the pitch for the final time, get
a nut.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Oh man, what a beautiful day.
You're live.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh man, it's good to see you. Dude, It is
good to see you. I hope you had a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Man, after the glitches on the Big Show, it feels
good to have some good, clean, crisp audio.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And it's freezing cold, so I mean we are freezing
the equipment's work and we can talk to the nation.
It was awesome, dude, It's a great day.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Do most people have complaints on a Monday at their job.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yes, they complain about what went wrong with the weekend,
or they complain about how many emails they have in
their inbox when they get to work on Monday.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Bingo. I remember telecommunications, there was always a build up
these people you had to hit back, and it was
always Monday. Lumberjacking though, when we worked at the lumbermill,
the one thing was it was stuff that was misplaced,
so you couldn't find your locks. You wouldn't be able
to find you know, if somebody Sometimes they would snag
your hard hats if they needed it in a pinch
(00:56):
your gloves. So it's almost the misplacing of things. Because
the there was about four other shifts that would come in.
Not to be too much in the weeds, so the
chances of somebody missing something are pretty good. Whereas every
day coming in Monday through Friday, it was just one
other shift. Your stuff will be there, but that's usually
what it was lost and found if you will.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, I talked to one guy last week and he
lives in the neighborhood and he says he went on
vacation and over the summer they went to the Olympics,
and he said he was awesome. Dude. He goes because
he works for I don't even know what he works for.
I don't know what. He said. His firm has an
office over in London, Wow firm, and so he would
(01:37):
go to the office there. He wouldn't he wouldn't take
vacation because they had an office there. So he would
go into the office and it's like four o'clock in
the morning in America. So he would do all his
work and email everybody boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Then he would have no emails coming in. He would
go and do vacation, go to the Olympics all day long,
(02:01):
get back to the hotel at like ten o'clock at night,
which is like four pm America time. And he would boom,
respond to a few emails and no one's gonna be
responding at four o'clock because they're ready to leave the office.
That was his day. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Do you not realize what Baser does. She can go
anywhere in the world.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What is in your mouth?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm trying to duel shift, I'm trying to eat.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
So Baser can go anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You can go on a beach if they have good WiFi.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's what this guy was saying. He was like, it
was fantastic. He goes because I'm still working, but I'm
hitting people before they're in the office, so they won't
reply to me all day, and then I hit them
at four o'clock and they're not going to respond in
the last hour, so I have all the way till
the next morning.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Baser's employment. So it's it's broken down like this to me,
do you have.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Balls in your mouth? What's in like? What are you eating?
Please for the pere cheese? Thank you? So you eat
string cheese? Weird? You actually just bite.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It like I have time. That is a string it, bro.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I got a question. When you're by yourself at home,
do you literally string the cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I only eat it here. You can only eat finger
foods here. I don't do this crap at home. I
never want to see any of these foods again. That
is stuff I can grab and eat in less than
twenty seconds before I get yelled at.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Because I love the process of stringing the cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
We don't have time for it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't know what it is, but it is so
like therapeutic to have a string cheese and sit there
and peel it one by one. And it's a stupid
little strip that you can barely even taste the cheese
when you put it in your mouth. But the fact
that I am peeling the cheese layer by layer, there
is something about that that makes it one of my
favorite snacks in the world.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
There's two types of stay at homes. You stay at
home and you better stay at home and work. Or
there's a stay at home where the companies are cool
with you traveling wherever. And that's Baser's job. So I'm like,
we don't let me hold you back. Go to the
Amalfi Coast and work. Go to Dominican Republican work, Go
to Los Angeles. Actually, my indictment say that he nobody
(04:00):
even goes there anymore. Coach, can we start the show?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah? Please? I mean, I'm just ready.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I can only imagine what you're gonna talk about.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I got a big shout out to give.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I already know it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Who who was ramming me? Nope, that's not who I
was gonna shout out.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
I already know it. The shark flipped over.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
You know I'm gonna shout out the shark.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
We're gonna do it live. Arnold is on Broadway, you guys.
On a Monday. He called me liquored up, sawtaed. He
was half cocked, and he said, I'm at who's our
biggest supporter right now?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Chiefs?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He was at Chiefs. He said, he was at Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
He goes, I'm in the cathedral.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I thought I thought I thought you guys were doing
a live pod today. We said, no, dude, that was
the coach is gonna mention like a month ago, Well
we really started. Got listen, We've got to sit down
with stage pilot in the next few weeks and really
plan Coaches Convention five. I want it to be so
planned out in advance because we kick the can down
(05:07):
the road every year and we don't tell anybody until
October or November, and we really make it hard on
our listeners Sore Losers Nation. So we really got to
figure it out early this year. I'm trying to be better.
I am a procrastinator when I do school projects. Back
in the day, it was the night before, at eight
o'clock at night, I would start the project. We've got
(05:28):
to be better. I'm trying to hold myself accountable. Well,
but it's probably not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
This week, Baser gave me another idea that's not even
actually what we need to be working on. She gave
me a nine million dollar idea.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I know.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Wait did she tell your wife?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, merch, not even that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Add this one to the laundry list. Oh that's another one.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Why why can we not design merch? Why are we
so stupid? Like we shouldn't have We have no skills
when it comes to design. People are craving a new shirt,
a new hat, a new something, and the summer is coming.
We have to I mean, beach towels. Why are we
not selling beach towels? I know the nation is in
(06:07):
and they are craving a Sore Losers Podcast Beach towel.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
All this animosity and anger that we have towards honestly,
stuff that we're just leaving on the table. Money, if
you will, is gonna be in the documentary. I am
gonna unleash on the documentary about sore Losers, all the
money we left on the table, how inefficient we were,
how we had the backbone and the skeleton for an
amazing foundation podcast, but we just were were dumb.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
We're idiots. I'm telling you, it's just so hard. We
have the break the job, we have this, and then
you go home and I'm just like, I'm so tired.
I'm gonna do that in an hour. An I'll do
it next hour. And then it's like, oh it's now
it's Winnsday. Crap. Uh, that's so hard.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But then also it's you ask yourself, is it worth it? Guys?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Before it's just worth it?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Because I have a cousin and they have the most
beautiful life. They have a beautiful home, they live near us.
They he works, she works, great kids, the most amazing
American perfect life. Guess what they try to do, tell
me flip houses. So then on their videoing on the weekends,
(07:17):
we just weren't busy enough. Dude, it looks like a nightmare.
Why would you try to get happier than happy? Dude,
Just sit in the suburbs, go to your daughter's cheerleading stuff.
Why do a site. It' the s like ad nightmare.
That's us. Try to chuse sore losers podcasts, her trying
and flip houses.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Dude, I will say my my, my buddy, Garrett, shout
out Garrett, his wife's cousin.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I know this is three.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
This is in the weeds. Dude was in politics for years.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, and me, leaf blower, I'm in the weeds.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
This dude, I look up, I see him on Facebook,
and all he does is work. He gets up at
four in the morning every day to work out. No, no,
he works out at four from four to five, five
to six, He answers emails six to seven. He helps
get his kids ready for school. Then he works all day.
(08:14):
He owns businesses. He started opening what are those things
to work out place? Orange Theory Fitnesses. He opened a
pizza place, he opened a medspot. I mean, dude already
has all this money from politics and whatever else he's doing,
but he is non stop traveling to you know this city,
traveling to this city, trying to do business here. When
(08:35):
does he relax?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
He does it?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I tell Garrett, I'm like dude, He's like dude. He
can't he can't slow down. I don't understand why he
works so much. He goes. He could stop working right
now and he's fine. He has money for the rest
of his life. But he won't stop.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
People don't understand. We only have one life on this earth.
You live it anyway you want it. Don't kill yourself
when you're sixty two because you work too hard.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So I agree, like, you got to have some relaxation.
You can't be grinding all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And the way we have this, I don't even want
to get into this talk. But why do we work
so hard now and then when we're retired like my parents,
My parents can't even walk. Did they need to go
that hard and work, work, work until they're seventy in
retire Maybe they retire in their fifties and then have
a part time job. Maybe that's dude. My dad worked himself,
(09:28):
he had to get a new hip. He works so hard.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
We are the exact opposite. We are blessed to be
born in the United States of America. It's a great
it's amazing country.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And the territories Guam and Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I don't know if Gwam's the territory.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
I don't even know where Guam is Guam if I
know so. Anyway, but Europeans they do it right because
they take vacation all the time. They don't try to
work five hours a week. Europeans are always like, oh,
we take a month off at least from what I've
(10:05):
been told, a month off here, a month off there.
If you're if you're in England. My cousin was in
England for a while, and you have a baby, they
give you an entire year off to hang out with
your baby. Try being royalty, America. We hit three weeks,
get your ass back to work. We do it ass backwards.
(10:28):
Why do we wait until we're sixty five, like you said,
because there are things you want to do that all
over the world, physical things. But once you're sixty five,
you are very limited on the vacations you can take.
You're not going hiking up mountains. You're not going, you know,
whitewater rafting, that's too dangerous. At sixty five, you can't
(10:49):
do it anymore, and most people don't even get to
retire at sixty five. We make it so hard for
people to retire.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
My parents keep saying we want. They want to take
their bucket list to go to Hawaii. They're in their seventies.
They still haven't gone to Hawaii. See, my mom was
just at my house. I said, Mom, go to Hawaii.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
How was your weekend with your parents?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
They were only in town for eight hours, then I
went to bed, I went to work.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh, and then they're out.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
They're coming back next weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Though, So where are they going in between other cities
they're traveling? Dude? I understand about what cities are they.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Hitting they're going to. So I wish I could say Gallinburg,
but it's not Gallinburg. My parents go to the offshoots
of cities. So instead of going to Nashville, they went
to Indie Lake instead of I.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Don't know what that is.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
What is the middle part? Instead of going to Gatlinburg,
they're going to Fairfield Glade. And instead of going to Knoxville,
they're going to Severeville. Dude, Dude, they don't go to
(12:03):
the actual cities.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
What I mean, what do they see so they relax.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
They go look at city parks that are not city
parks at national parks.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Do they just drive through them or do they hike them?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
My dad got the new hips, so he's gonna try
and walk around.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Probably gonna fall on the trail and we're gonna have
to meta vacuum out of there, like what is happening?
Because they're too old. They retired in their seventies, but.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
It's hard to retire.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Why are we the why are we doing the podcast?
Why is Brady doing the announcing? Why didn't he just
retire after football? He's not good at announcing.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
And then the Raiders, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
They said he's hands on with the Raiders.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, he went and got Geno smith Man. He's hands on.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
We gotta start the pod.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
We gotta start the pod because they've got a big
shout out. I gotta do all right, We're.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Gonna do it live. We are the one, two three,
so loser?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, sucket, the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Much a sports genius, y'all. It says that I'm from
the North I'm an alpha male. I live on the
North side of Nashville with Baser. Broadway girl took her
there the country. We have two point two acres. My
dad was able to walk just a portion of it.
He said, he walked like zero point four miles. Again,
he could have walked more if he was in his fifties.
Now in his seventies, he's got a cane. So unfortunately
(13:28):
he wasn't able to walk the whole perimeter of my property,
but he walked a portion. We're gonna have two point
five kids eventually. We'll wait on that. We'll wait on retirement,
We'll wait on everything, man, But you know what, we're
gonna pump out a Bobby Bone show, big show, and
a Sore Loser's podcast every day till the day I die.
Over to you, man, I won't.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'm not doing a Soilers podcast every day. I'm taking
weekends off. I'm taking Tuesday Thursday off. So you do
that on your own. You and Zach can do it.
And Zach will not be into He is in Spain.
He's enjoying life. He's traveling before he is sixty five.
He's smart, but he already has a new hip. So
he's ahead of your dad.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
He said, y'all need to use your vacation. I'm going
to it. Betha, is that in Spain Abia?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I didn't know that. I thought it was by Spain.
I thought it was Malafi Malfa.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
A Malfy coast that's in Italy.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Anyway. So Saturday night, Man, I went to the Mad
Dog demolition derby, and let me tell you, it was awesome.
There were so many freaking people there. And I'm meeting people,
meeting people, and I meet this dude and his son
and the guy's real quiet, doesn't really say anything. How's
it going. I'm lunch by and I'm talking to his son,
and then his son goes, my dad's a huge.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Fan, the guy that looks like a statue.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And I'm like really, he goes, yeah, he listens every day.
I'm like, really, that's cool. And the kid goes, no,
the pod sore losers wow. And I'm like what the
kid goes every time we get in the car, we
go on a road trip anywhere, he what you guys on?
And that dude goes, it's true, man, coacher, I'm a
big fan.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
And I'm like, no, crap, couldn't have told with the
stone cold face.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well, his face was hiding under a big old beard.
His beard was down to his dick.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
A lot of those rednecks, dude hide their emotions with
a beard.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I mean he looked like I mean, he looked like
a zz top beard. It was that long.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I saw him, he was on the Facebook.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And I said, what's your name? Man? He said Kirk.
I said, oh, Man, are you from Shelbyville. You're from Nashville,
Murphy's Burrow. He goes, no, we drove here from Wyoming ses.
I said what. He goes, yeah, we drove from Wyoming.
And he goes, And I know some of the people
Ray went to school with. No I forget their names,
(15:44):
but he was like me and a couple of Rays.
Old buddies always get so annoyed when he says he's
from the North. He's from Wyoming. He moved to the
North when he was older. He grew up in Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Probably the Smiths, the Martins, maybe the Shirley's.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, I wasn't sure. I forget the names. But he
was just like with Keith, Maybeen, the Keiths.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
John Keith.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That may have been the name Ray.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
It rhymed with teeth. Hey, I always rhyme stuff with names.
That's how you remember it. I met a girl name
Go over to you, coach.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Why did you stop? If you just stop, you know how.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Hard it is to rhyme something when you're not when
you're on the cuff.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Like you literally stopped mid sentences. Just go over to you.
I was waiting for you to finish your thoughts. So
I talked to Kirk one time.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I met a guy named Text and I just remembered
it by saying sex. That's what I was searching.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
But it was just so funny that he knows people
from I don't know how big Wyoming is. It must
be pretty small.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
It's massive land size, but people, it's the lowest population
in the entire country, close to probably New Hampshire.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
My question is, though, how does he happen to come
from the city that you grew or whatever? Like, how
did you get connected with people you grew up with?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Probably not the city I grew up in, but those
people go to some sort of a city in Wyoming
and a podcast that's decently popular, on a show that's
number three in the country. It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So I had to I mean he was about to
walk away. I was like, no, dude, we need a
selfie for the Sore Losers podcast page. I've got to
put you up.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Love that his kid did all the introductions.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Dude, I'm telling you, he was so quiet. And then
at the very end, when the kid throws out that
he listens to the pot, he goes, it's true, coacher,
it's a life of fan.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
We need more women listeners.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
We got a lot of women listeners.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Actually, Baser said she listened the other day. Really, yeah,
that's why I've been pretty buttoned up. I was like, WHOA,
didn't know you were listening. Who We've been talking off
color about some stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh my gosh. You can't let Basier dictate what you
say on this pot.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
She goes, I heard it on the pot. Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I did not Let me block that from your phone.
Let me delete the pod out from your phone. Radio
not allowed on your phone.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
But anyway, sorry, I got the handwarm route. Man, I'm freezing.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
You are disheveled. Well, we're gonna take a break and
I need to Can you say what Bay told you
we need to.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Work on No, she just it was she was she
was listening to the show after the break.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
After the break, you said, Bazer had a talk we
do about what we need to work on. And then
I said, oh, merch and you said no, And then yeah,
I can tell you. Is it gonna ruin it?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
No? Okay, said we need to do another podcast. We
don't have to do a whole weekend event. But so
your whole dumbassing. We need to be ahead of the
Bowl in the next year. No, we need to actually
doing another podcast in another city six months. She said,
there's probably some cities you could sell that out. You
wouldn't necessarily need hotels, bars, acts, throwing tractors. Just do
(18:53):
a podcast. All you need is a venue. And I said,
that's the genius idea. But we don't have the time.
We don't have the time, and we're gonna die. That's
my answer to everything. Listen, I'm gonna die when I'm
in my seventies. I don't have time to do that.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You know, we literally discussed this at the very beginning.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
We thought about that, but it's it's back on the
table because she said there are some obvious choices where
it would sell. What are the obvious what these people
she listens to do, these damn podcasts all the time. Dude,
They're going to twenty four cities and it's some stupid
idiots from Summerhouse that nobody listens to and they're selling out.
We could if we had a venue that would fit us.
(19:34):
We're not selling out Bridgestone, but something that would accommodate us.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
How many people we could grease? Some hands? What city?
What do we go to? A Bostin?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
You idiot?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Oh? Is Austin a big? Is that our big listeners?
How do you know? Have you looked at the stats?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah? On our Instagram she said that we would sell
that out if it was the perfect spot for us.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Just I don't think we could do Austin. I think
we'd have to do Butta.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Because my parents they would No.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I'm saying I think Austin a venue is probably really
expensive and I don't know how. I mean, how many
people do you think would come to a venue?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
ID?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Seventy five?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
We could? I mean the numbers are the convention people
can commit to a weekend. We're in the hundreds. Who
says we can't just have one event would make one
hundred or two hundred people.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
That'd be tough. Man. I don't know. I would love
to do it. I would love to believe that we
could sell enough tickets. Unless we can, unless we do
a combo effort with four Things with Amy Brown, true,
and unless.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
There's the condoms being pulled over my eyes. These people
on Summer House that are selling out these cities that
they're going to tour into, they're not making any money,
then why are they doing it? But them doing it
doing this Some of them were doing twenty cities in
thirty days. They don't have a morning show. I understand
that they're selling out weak nights unless they're just doing
it to boost their own eagle and they're not making
(20:55):
any money, Call me crazy, call me.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Spanky, Spanky. Are they on multiple seasons the Summer House
or are they only on one season?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
They are?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
And I mean so the TV show must be pretty popular.
What channel is it on? Bravo? Got it? So they
have probably a bigger audience than our three hundred and
sixty five listeners of this pod. Yeah, you know what
I'm saying, Like Bravo has a very large audience, probably
in the hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
But they're the ones all every Bravo show has kids now,
traveling the country doing podcast tours, and I'm like, oh,
we have a convention we do once a year. These
kids are dropping twenty cities in twenty days and you're
talking about doing one city in two tents and twenty six.
We sound like idiots. We don't how to make money.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
If it fell in our face, dude, we are right, Hey,
we need to start playing in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
No, dude, we need twenty more cities in twenty twenty five,
you idiot. We sell like two dine year old guys. Dude,
gen Z's.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
What do you mean multiple cities in a year? Has
that ever worked for the Beatles? What about John Mayer?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
About head shearing or carry under one? They go to
more than one city in a year.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Morgan Wallin sells out stadiums.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Hey there's that girl, Taylor Swift. Does she only knew
one show a year?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
You're telling me the smaller the Axe always started out.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
In smaller cities.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Hey, freaking Zach Bryant or whatever his name is, the
guy that's all the rage right now, That dated Chicken
fried pH the one that's oh man, dude, he starting
I thought he was in Like everybody's mad at him.
How did everybody start?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I don't know, that's not even two.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
That's what we don't do.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
We have every artist walks in studio in US on
a tour and we go, huh, what are they doing
that we're not doing toorrying? That's right in front of us,
a bunch of freaking idiots.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Well, okay, right, I wanted you, all right, what city
I want you to start playing in the city? What
city would we go to first and win?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
And that's also when your wife comes into play our manager,
because we got to find the venue. You don't find
the perfect venue, we lose money. And guess what we're
the best at that?
Speaker 2 (23:35):
We are really good at losing money. We are and
let's be real, we are really good at losing money.
That is one thing that I have learned in this process,
that we are good at losing money. That is like,
if you saw a business plan, it would be like
do the opposite of these idiots are on this podcast.
They are more on.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Austin.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Austin, Okay, when do you want to do it?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
But BESI, she didn't come in too hot. She said
in that you should do one in every six months,
so it should be a Nashville thing or wherever the
convention is, and then do some other city that shows
a lot of popularity. Halfway through she said, I mean,
that's just obvious that you should do that.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, I'm glad it's so obvious to her. Like sometimes
you need opinions from the outside. I'm not saying she's wrong.
I am not at all. I am not saying Basia
is wrong at all.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Because I gotta be real. I didn't once think about that.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Oh my god, she said that, you mind be an idiot?
Have you never You know what we do. We get
with Demolition Derby, right, and whatever city they're going to,
we have a live pod in that city and we
tie it together. So during the day you come see
the live pod. At night we go to the Mad
(24:51):
Dog Demolition Derby and we rook have you ain't Robin?
You ain't reason?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Did you get on the mic at all at that thing? Yeah?
Did you do your line?
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You do?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I did?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I said, you know what? It was before the Star
of the Race. I got on there. I said, listen up,
boys and girls on shovey belt Tennyson. I said, you
know what I always been taught if you.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Ain't rubbing, you ain't racing. Are you ready? You steal
the line from Talladega Nights.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Now that's a cold trickle on Days of Thunder?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Oh you still you stole it from a popular racing movie.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, And I was like, you're gonna go with I said.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Oh, get ready to get ready?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I might have said that, Okay, I don't know, but
I did say the racing line. I said, my good
friend Cole Trickle. They always told him. And I don't
know if these people watched Days at Thunder, because then
I said, Cole, I want you to go out there
and hit the pace car. Hit the pace car. Yeah,
that way, you'd hit every damn car on this track today,
you'd be one hundred percent. And no one laughed.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, it's a tough reference.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, that's tough reverence because it's from like nineteen ninety
one and no one gives a crap. But then I
got in that car, dude, Andy, they don't really have
brakes and I didn't know that. So the girl with
the flag is kind of standing right in front of me,
and I I was trying to rev the engine to
like send a message to the person next to me
that I was racing and I had my foot on
the break, but it's still moved. I was like, oh,
better stop doing that. I was took the girl out.
(26:23):
That's one of those things. Why would they not give
you the heads up? Brakes aren't great?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, well I don't think they don't put a lot
of emphasis on the brakes in those cars because it's
all gas. They don't want to break. They are trying
to race and they're trying to win, and so you
don't really use the break like it is full throttle
the whole way. You just hit the pedal to the
medal and go.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Are you breaking it down or what are we doing here?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
I don't know. If you want me to break it down,
I'll break it down.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
How long did you drive for? It felt like because
I'm guessing you're building it up there driving for ten minutes. Befre,
you're driving for ten seconds? I it was probably what's
five seconds? Dude? It was so quick. If somebody waiting
got a hot dog, they miss you.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, probably the race is probably forty five No, it
can't be forty five seconds. Did I go twenty seconds lap? No?
I was faster than that. I don't know, maybe thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
How many laps, two laps? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
And I like, right off the start line, I kind
of veer to the right to cut the guy off.
That way, I take the lead because he either is
gonna hit me or he's gonna hit the dirt on
the right smart So they got to slow down. That's
what someone taught Hey, someone told me that. They were like,
whatever you do, beer right right away. If they're on
your right side, whichever, you wait whichever.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
If they're on your left.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Then they were like, they said, veer left. Then Oh
but he said veer right, hanks. I, Oh, why did
you hit that big old dirt bible. Well, you said
beer right, dude, what the hell? And so I kind
of veered right and that way they had to hit
the brake. They had to, you know, kind of steer
and they slow down. So then I get ahead and
I started At first, I slowed down for the hump,
(28:04):
the jump boom. That's when I got hit from behind,
and I was like, oh, I need more gas. But
then I came up to another bump and I was
going around a curve. I was hitting that left boom
hit me and I kind of started a fishtail to
the right, but I corrected it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Then I pedaled them. You were drifting on that dirt.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Oh, I was drifting and I just then I said,
oh no, no more ramming me from behind. I'm boom boot.
And then when you hit those bumps, I mean you rock,
and I mean the front of that car hit straight
into the dirt. That's why they don't have bumpers.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Could you have wrecked it like total it?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Oh yeah, easily.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I can't believe they'll let you do that, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
These are everybody in there is just an average Joe
that works at the lumber mill. Now I'm starting to
understand that these are not professional drivers. These are Jim
and Tim that lived down behind the water Burger.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Pretty sure they have one by my house, just haven't
gone yet, dude. I hear him every Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
It was fantastic and I didn't think my adrenaline would
go that much. Dude, For like two hours afterwards, I
was just like, man, that was so fun. That was
so fun, Like what was it at? It was at
like an arena?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Like it was like, uh, oh, my bad, dude. I
didn't know that Mercedes Benz in Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
No, but what was it at like a county arena? Like, uh,
probably fits a couple thousand people.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's what we need for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yes, it was fan. I'm telling you it was pat
There's people that were going crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
They love it because the kids are entertained. They can
drink their beer and they watch them racing.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
That's right, and they get to receive some wrecks.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Which yours was your set up? Is it supposed to
be wreck? Like? Are you supposed to veer?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Right? It's entertainment, but you like, you want to win
the race because then you advance in the bracket because
the winner of the bracket wins money. So you don't
want to told you your car.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
But I bet that was kind of frowned upon how
you veered at him. No, I mean, give a monster
truck race. It's an actual race.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yeah, but it's a demolition. I mean, dude, look what
someone did to the show. I'm telling you, this dude
was like winning. Shark was winning and he went around
the curve and hit a bump and the guy got
up underneath his bumper flipped him.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
There's a crapload of people there. Yeah, Okay, I thought
two hundred. There's about twenty thousands.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
So do you see the guy holding the helmet. That's
the shark driver.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Dude. He's like, ah.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
He's not mad. Yes, what you're there for, dude?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, and you're.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Gonna get bumped. That's what happens.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
And also guess what you got kids there.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
To watch this? Watch watch this guy come around the corner.
He waits, he waits, and he spins him out to
get the win.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Okay, so there is those some contact.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, there's contact. He was so smart he waited, waited,
and then boom, see you later. Full.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Why are the cars not going faster? That was like
five miles an hour?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well, these are beat up, old junkers that they get
from the junk yard and they fix them up and
they just have enough UMF to go.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
But so you don't care if it gets wrecked.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
So you don't care if it gets wrecked. They bring
him in on trailers, dude.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
So they're on their last leg.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
They're on their last leg. Some of these are duck
taped together with glue and freaking lipstick and glue. Man,
it was fantastic, mean people were It was awesome. And
when you have a good race. The crowd really gets
into it. That's a great event.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yes, I'm telling you, I'm uh, do we need to
bring this to Nashville?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Well, that's why you need a small I mean, I
don't know if it would fill up A huge arena.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
That looks like it'll fill it fill up Bridgestone.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Maybe pretty darn closed, but I think it's more expensive.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
TODs don't. Oh yeah, actually they beat the Hawks on Saturday,
So yeah, that wasn't funny, guys, And don't worry.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Nashville sc scored their first goal of the season on Saturday.
We won two to nothing. There we go.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Justin had tickets. I turned him down. What I ain't
going that too late? I went to bed, we went
to brunch. I went to bed. Who Justin with nobody
couldn't use the tickets. He said he had to apologize
to Mike this morning because he got the tickets from
him at the hospital and to newone use him. He goes,
it's gonna be a rough morning. I gotta tell Mike
I didn't use him. Wow, dude, So he just sat
on two tickets, probably one hundred level damn, he said.
(32:14):
He asked me Bazer, some other girls the apartment complex,
a couple of his buddies. Yes, I think I deleted it.
He was saying, like, how hard could it be to
get somebody to go to his soccer game with you?
He's like, Oh, my friends are a bunch of corpses.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
You know that's weird. Man, let me check you could.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
He get one person to go to the soccer game
with him.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I's wheared he didn't text me. Man, it kind of
hurts my emotions a little bit.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Are we going to break?
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Yeah? I will take a break. We'll right back.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Steve ain't getting me, so I said we just continue.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
No, No, we're gonna keep going. Man, We're gonna finish
the pot. I gotta say the NFL has gone nuts.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I didn't know anything was happening until I get a
text from Batter's box last night.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
The computer systems aren't working, guys, but they working here. Yeah,
what if everybody that's about his box here?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
And it says, Wow, the NFL is going crazy today.
I'm like, what are you talking about? And he calls
me back. He's like, did you not see all the
deals going down?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
My now?
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Man, don't been just trying to chill and I'll be
on that social media life trying to, you know, relax
a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
What the hell, why did Miles Garrett get forty million
dollars a year?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You want to know the titan truck gets good Miles
in Nashville. Miles Garrett. I already had my sign ready
for him when he came to Titanville.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Oh but here's the thing. The Browns are so stupid.
They are not anywhere near winning a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
They should have dumped him.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
They should have traded his ass for two first round
picks and been done with it. Yes, okay, everybody like,
oh my god, you're trading Miles Garrett. He's twenty nine
years old. You just maade him forty million dollars a year. Yeah?
Does he wreck shop? He sure does. But are the
Browns any good? No, they're not so having him on
the books for forty million. Deshaun Watson on the books
(34:11):
for like sixty million, there's one hundred million dollars a year.
Cap good luck, Browns.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
And how rare is a Miles Garrett?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
He's pretty rare.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
I mean well, I mean there's thirty other NFL teams,
twenty nine to thirty one. I don't know the exact number.
That don't have Miles Garrett. Right, So Miles Garrett never
won the super Bowl, never won.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
The super Bowl? Why exactly what?
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
What has my I mean? He has good stats, but
it hasn't made it hasn't made the Browns competitive.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
He's jacked.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
So why he can swing a helmet?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Ray, he can in the slot, he can sit down
on his finger, he can stand up.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
He was never coming to the Titans. He couldn't be
on the same team as Mason Rudolph. Oh my gosh,
I just thought about that, Like, he can swing a
helmet forty million dollars a year and it gets you
no closer to winning the Super Bow. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
On to the next trade.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Oh, Geno Smith seeah Seahawks smart, great move, great move.
They're not any They're not gonna win a super Bowl.
Gino Smith was fine, But he's thirty two years old.
Is he really gonna be amazing? He was fine.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Dude, you're all about if a guy's not gonna be amazing,
dump him.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Well no, no, at thirty two years old, he is
what he is. He's not gonna be a super Bowl
winning quarterback the Raiders traded for them.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Is he gonna start?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Sheeeesh.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Their odds to win the Super Bowl were one hundred
to one.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
They're now one hundred and two to one.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Now they are one hundred to one.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
They have not changed.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
It didn't change one bit getting Geno Smith. Now they
might be competitive. Gerald muryol may go get a freaking
uh Geno Smith Jersey. Congratulations. You got Max Crosby for
five hundred million dollars and you got Geno Smith. I mean,
Geno Smith is fine, but he's not amazing.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
You got Rugs on Parl. Somebody said within the next
couple of years. Really, yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, when he gets out, I think if he stirs
his whole time, he would only be like thirty thirty one.
He can make a comeback. Dude, Next trade Dk Metcalf.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
This was a big one. The Rams Finn to cook.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
The Rams didn't get him, though, the Steelers got. The
Steelers got DK Metcalf, And I don't get it. I
don't think he's thirty million dollars a year wide receiver.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Dude, does he even fit into their offense?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Is he even that good? Like he disappears for games
at a time. He's very inconsistent. He's fine, and I
think he's a little bit of a cry baby.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
And the NFL went towards the receivers, skinny guys that
could just run like Xavier Worthy, not some of the
off the field stuff that he does, the extra currec killers.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
But and then Chargers dropped.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
DK is just jack Is he still the DK that
goes down the field and makes these amazing catches. I
didn't really see any highlights last year.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
And where was he last year? You know who was
good last year, Jackson Smith and Jigbut that's who was good,
not DK Metcalf. DK Metcalf wasn't very good. So you're
gonna pay him thirty million dollars a year. I paid
Justin Jefferson thirty million dollars a year. DK Metcalf. I
ain't made him thirty million dollars a year, So I hey, Steelers,
have fun, man.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
And I'm a little bit with you. Though I always
used to be all about name guys. Well, last year,
the name guy Travis Kelcey. He was the easiest guy
to get in fantasy football. He was terrible, terrible, had
the worst year ever. Now I'm all about kind of
moving off name guys, like there's always gonna be fresh meat, fresh.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Meat every geez. You gotta uncover it, you gotta you
gotta dig through the rubble, and you will find a gym.
You will find a pooka nakua. You'll find a Cooper Cup.
Before anybody knew who the hell Cooper Cup was. And
then the Rams they said, hey, Cooper, you're we're gonna
trade your ass. We're gonna bring in Devonte Adams.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
That's what it was.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
DeVonta Adams is still good, dude. I got a DeVante
Adams Raiders jersey. He's been with five teams since I
got that. You know the value of that thing is
probably less than twenty bucks. Dude, my cat walked on it.
And I don't even care that.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
It's so hard to buy a jersey now, it's hard
to buy a jersey. Guy just trade because they just
moved teams like left and right. It's like, oh, I
just got oh he's gone, oh I got this. Oh
their mind, he's gone to unbelievable. That's why the NFL
has gone bonkers. And I think DeVonta Adams with Pooka
Nakua and Kyron Williams and Matthew Stafford. They might be
(38:36):
pretty good.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
They're finna cook.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
They might be pretty good. And I know we just
said we're getting off the name guys, and I don't know.
I still think Devanta Adams is pretty good. And Rams
made the playoffs? Didn't They go wire to wire with
the Eagles? The team.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Ray not to butt the entire game.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I don't know if it was nothing to butt, but
it was nothing nothing to nut because you know, the
offensive indeeds have been lines and they smacked wings.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
That I think you covered it. There was a lot
what is gonna happen this draft? Are the Titans getting
cam Ward? Are we getting Travis Hunter? Are we getting
sucked for shaduor.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
No, you're getting cam Wore, Jalen Carter pooh? And then
that guy he broke his leg, He broke his foot leg, whatever,
he'll be good to go by summertime.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
And then somebody was saying, was it Justin's Titans aren't
good at drafting.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
They don't get will Howard. Oh, Justin said this, what'd
he say?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
He goes? Dude? You guys went after Malik Willis from
Liberty guy. Was it tank? And then we try to
go after whatever quarterback this time is on will Levis. Levis,
there's a tank. We're oh for two, Hey.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
B leak. Willis looked good with the Packers when he
came in here and whooped that ass dude.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
We go for another quarterback and miss. We're oh for three.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, it's not good. That's really not Oh and you
had Jake Locker back in the day, terrible.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Wasn't a fan then, but so yeah, So the draft
is coming up very soon.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It's not until April. It's like a month away.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh, March madness will be before then.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Yes, And I've been building up.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
For Baser too, because she's not excited now in football.
She saw the stadium.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Is she excited about that?
Speaker 1 (40:13):
The stadium looks pretty bad, assider, take a video. She
needs to actually text me there.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
And we'll never be able to go inside of it
because it'll be so expensive. That's cool, we'll just look
from the outside.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
We'll post a picture on the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
You took a picture.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I had Baser while I was driving us to brunch.
She was videoing it.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Oh, where'd you go to brunch?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
We went to Hampton Social with Justin.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Okay, I was a dd.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
It was awesome. Just watch Justin suck down a seashell.
They had some drink that had glitter in it.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
That sounds fun, dude.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
At Hampton Social ninety nine percent women. Really, I was
the only guy in Justin And how did Justin do?
He had to land like three numbers, didn't talk to anybody,
just stare at the seashell the whole time. And I
was like, dude, you're not getting a chick drinking out
of that thing because you got to put your face
in it. Oh, I'm like, dude, it's kind of a
chick drink bad luck. Yeah, I mean you gotta you
(41:02):
want to be drinking a butt heavy or something.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
So they thought they definitely thought he was Dayton.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Zach probably, but then yeah, he's he. That's when he
brought up the point about us being bad at drafting quarterbacks.
But Bes was getting excited for the NFL, and I
told her generational talent the Titans are going after. I said,
if we get Travis Henry generational, it's gonna change the
whole city. He'll be the faith. Whoever we draft is
the face of the city. Cam Ward or Jeremiah Travis.
(41:30):
One of the two is gonna be a generational.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Talent, could be so you hope so.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Well. The city will embrace it regardless.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
I mean there's gonna be billboards everywhere.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
How many times did we have to drive down Broadway
and there was a thing of mayonnaise for the last
twelve months?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
And I saw Tannehill on flag poles forever? Dude, I
was like, wow, that and d Henry they didn't they didn't. Ever,
where was the mural of d Henry when he was here?
Why did we not have that?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I will give Titans guys have not turned this into
sports talk national man, but that is a segment. Thank
you the Titans. The second I gotta give us props.
We drafted. We got PK Sue Band. We go after
big guys. PK Sue Band. We went and got DeMarco Murray,
We went and got Derrick Henry, Yeah, and George that
(42:17):
way back in the day. I'm saying we go after
some big guys. I like that. So this draft, I'm saying,
we go after a cam Ward or we get an
Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Well, interesting, no, you don't want Aaron Rodgers. Stop stop stop.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Laura goes, hey, are we getting Aaron Rodgers Bazer? But
I heard he's going to somebody else.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I was like the Giants or the Seahawks. Ah, but wait,
we're saying, oh, maybe the Steelers. Could he go to
the Steelers?
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Well, the Steelers shouldn't have gotten dk Metcalf if they
don't even know what they are yet.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Well they must have something. They must think they're getting
Justin Fields. Maybe they're getting Sam Darnold.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
What the Steelers have Justin Fields?
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Well he's a free agent, okay, so he can sign
wherever he wants. Baby, he's coming to tighten up, Baby,
tighten up. We'll take a break over right back. I
got a great email, Ray, great email, you want to
hear it? Where'd you go?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
I hit the sound effect.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna keep it going there?
Speaker 1 (43:21):
I here it is not I can filibuster.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yeah, phil philibuster.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I'm walking out of Hampton Social on Saturday. Yeah, and
a girl goes, hey, Ray, Hey, I'm I'm I'm Michael's wife.
I go awesome, I know about fifty Michaels. Hey, and
I'm still walking out, still working out justin now, come on,
man baser. Come on, who's that Carl up? Okay, guys up,
just somebody knows the show, all right, thank you? Yeah,
(43:45):
the sore losers? What grab my attention? Nate, excuse me?
What's up? Yeah? Michael sore losers, the guy you went
to Vegas with at Paris, he's got and she was
at Afton. Oh he lives here, no down visiting.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
How is Michael?
Speaker 1 (44:06):
She said, he's great. We did a selfie and she
took it to him and I said, hey, tell Michael,
thanks for giving up that couch that one night.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Michael still listen, yay, still so good. What's his wife
looking like? She got blonde hair, brown hair, short, tall, I.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Mean it was definitely, I mean eye level, if not
a little taller than me, brown hair, just looks like.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
A look awesome.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Did she find it weird that you said on Michael's
couch for your bachelor party?
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Well, she said Michael, and that didn't ring a bell.
But then she goes Michael Vegas and I go, huh.
She goes Michael Vegas Paris and I go, holy hell,
my bachelor party, and she goes, yes, yes, Michael from Paris.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
That's amazing. Dude, that is so cool. That's just great.
That that really makes me. That warms my heart that
Michael's still around. He's got a wife, like, he's not
just some weirdo having you sleep on his couch.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
He was a good dude. He was a good dude.
In that morning, Baser had given me like some bachelor candies.
For whatever reason, she gave me these three boxes of candy.
I left them all for Michael. And there's the least
I could give the guy.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
For a minute. He had boxes of candy like were
freaking children.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Yeah, I had like a milk Dud's, I had a
Skittles and I just left him there for Michael. When
I left, I had left his place like five am.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
So that was your gift bag. Like Derek Jeter, he
used to give a gift basket the woman in the limo.
And you gave Michael three boxes of damn candy.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Michael at the pent house suitet. Michael woke up at
Paris with three boxes of candy right there. But I
was gone. There was no sign to me when he
got up.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Oh my gosh. All right, now you want to read
the email. Yeah, bathroom attendant. When I was living in
Clarksville while in the military. I was at an Electric Cowboy.
At midnight, the bathroom attendant packed up and left for
the night. Being completely trashed, I took it upon myself
(45:56):
to become the replacement bathroom attendant. I held people's beer
for them, I put soap in their hands, and got
them paper towels while my wife frantically looked for me.
For over an hour inside the club, I served as
the bathroom intendant for an hour. All in all, I
made eighty dollars in tips, and people did not have cash.
(46:18):
I told them they were more than welcome to go
to the bar and buy me a beer. I earned
at least six more beers in that hour. Ended up
with the worst hangover I ever had in my life,
but eighty dollars in cash. Would do it again in
a heartbeat. Dakota deliver It's hilarious. That is so freaking funny.
(46:40):
I was reading it and I laughed out loud, like
who thinks to do that?
Speaker 1 (46:45):
He's sudsing them up, man, getting them all toweled off.
Just imagine, here he goes on, here's a rubber, have
a good night.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
His poor wife thinks he's gone missing. She thinks he's gone.
She's searching the whole club, like, where's my husband? Where's
my husband? Did he get arrested, he get beat up?
Did he died? Did he get run over by a car?
All the while he's in there putting soap in people's hands.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
That's the American way, man. We never stopped working, even
when we're at the club.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, and did you see Lebron? Man? What a loser?
Speaker 1 (47:13):
What an absolute love My dad recovered faster in him.
Lebron's gonna have a couple of weeks with that groin.
Speaker 2 (47:17):
I'm not talking about the groin. I'm talking about him
getting in the face of Stephen A. Smith.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
When was a month ago?
Speaker 2 (47:23):
It was like Thursday Friday, Like what the hell? What
a loser? Like what an absolute loser?
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Loser? It was during the game, Like.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Dude, so what, your son is a professional athlete. Guess
what happens now he gets criticized because he's a professional athlete.
He is a fair game to be criticized by analysts
because he's a professional athlete. You can't go and yell
at the reporters for being mean to your son. You
look like an absolute idiot.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
NEPO. Baby, guys, let's be real. Whenever we're done with
a workout a run, what do you have have? My
buddy Michael explained it as better than any drug he's
ever had. You are on a high. Lebron just played
in a game. He was on a high. I guarantee.
The next day Lebron felt like he was an idiot
as well. He's like, why did I go talk to Steven?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I think probably he went back to his hotel or
his house was like, oh my god, I'm so stupid
because it.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Wasn't a conversation is literally, don't again, man, never again,
never again.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Steve Smith, Look, oh my god. He goes back on
his show. He's like, that was a father. That was
a father talking to me. That wasn't Lebron James, the player.
That was a father. Yeah, and you look like a
little you shriveled up like a little bitch. You look
like a little mountain.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
That's care.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
No, you say, look, Lebron, I'm doing my job. He's
a professional athlete. I can criticize him. That's it. You
as a dad, Yeah, you don't want to be hindry criticized.
You're the one that did this to him. You did this, Lebron,
you put him in this position.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
But Steven A. Smith, I've never seen someone shrivel up
so like tiny on his show the next day and
like basically back at like, oh, Lebron was in the
right because he wants to be friends with Lebron, And
he said Draymond Green doesn't talk to him anymore because
the way he criticizes Lebron's kid. Dude, he's in the NBA,
he can be criticized. Like that's like if someone went
(49:21):
on Facebook and said this podcast sucked and my dad
showing up at their house and being like, that's my son.
You don't criticize my son, that's his podcast.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
Well we're lucky, though, we because we get to experience this.
I mean, somebody even criticized Boomer. I don't even know
if I'd fight for him. No, who cares, right if guys,
we're not in a point now where you gotta go
fight for your women and get a sword out and
like go cut another guy's head off at the stage.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
That makes no sense. It's like, dude, he's gonna get criticized.
He's an NBA player. You put this whole Cocamini. He
scheme together to get into the and now you're going
after reporters that freaking call you out. You, I mean,
absolutely embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Speaking of another tussle, did you see the flag planting
that happens in college football? Did you see it happen
in NCAA.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Michigan Michigan State. I don't understand what happened. I don't
understand why Michigan State was so mad.
Speaker 1 (50:17):
The Michigan State guys. So it's their senior night, right,
and they're known for kissing the floor as they leave
the place or whatever. They like make out and French
kiss it.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
I did see him licking the floor.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, so there they lick it and like I think
they kind of like hump it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Yeah they did, hut. I saw a couple humps.
Speaker 1 (50:31):
So, but the Michigan players were standing in the middle
of Sparti, in the very center of the court, so
they weren't able to like French kiss Sparti. So the
Michigan player started shoving him. I don't know if it
was Fears, I don't know if it was Val Praiso,
one of the boys.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Which I I and the coach afterwards, he even said,
Michigan goes, He goes, I don't understand. The guy was
shooting a free throw, so our guys were standing where
they always stand, he goes. I didn't know there was
a tradition, like are they not allowed to stand where
they're supposed to stay?
Speaker 1 (50:55):
See, we went and never got to that point, but
Michigan State beat him at fifteen. I mean, guys, they're
not going to pull the starters in. You know, Here's
we didn't know that was gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (51:03):
Here's the thing. Michigan players definitely know there. They're stating
there on purpose.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Well, but I mean, you just gotta let them. I
think that all they're trying to do is just dry
hump sparty. Let them then let them do it and
get off.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, let them, let them, let them t bag Sparty
right there at mid court, and then hey, all right,
go on your way.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
I think I'm pretty sure some of the guys in
our school kissed the court, and I was like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I mean, that's their thing, that's their life.
Speaker 1 (51:27):
Man, You're gonna sit there and dry rub the court,
that's your legacy. I didn't do it, dude. I stood up.
Well I'm better than that, man. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, guys,
when you when left with that option, kiss the court,
you go down with the dry rub, just walk off.
That's your legacy. You're saying goodbye to high school.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Yeah, I waved to the fans, but that's it. I mean,
the high school is probably not even fans.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
The last thing people remember you by is like, you know,
with AI on the ground, you know.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah, yeah, all right, man, Well you guys have a
good Monday. I don't know what else is going to
go go on.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
When I leave the pitch for the final time, I'm
gonna make a nice little hole in the ground.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
No, I remember leaving that.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
Visit this game.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
I remember House Park Senior year regional finals against Belton.
I hate Belton, and we lost and we're all crying
in tears. I remember Seth Seth, when we're getting a cup.
He's ripping some of the grass and putting it in
that cup. He probably threw it away a week later,
but at that moment, I was like, Damn, that's so smart.
Dude's getting he's getting a piece of history. He's getting
(52:31):
a piece of house Park. And now I think House
Park is turf, so they don't even play on real grass.
So it was smart to him to get it because
now he wouldn't. He just had to get rubber pellets.
But I wonder if he still has that grass kid.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Before you leave the pitch for the final time, get
a nut.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Oh man, what a beautiful day.
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