November 24, 2025 • 58 mins
In this episode Ray and Lunchbox is joined by special guest Ibiza to catch up on life and finally get the details on his trip to Barcelona. Lunchbox apologizes to Ray for bailing on the Vanderbilt vs Kentucky football game but Ray decided to fly solo. Plus Lunchbox hit the golf course with some random dudes and some stories from the course. Ibiza talks about life in a hostel and how that he finally got to make his dream come true.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Water is what do you mean you don't know what
hydrogen water is?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Is it just regular water.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
But with hydrogen like extra H two? Oh, it's like
H three to Oh. They have the water bottles that
you push a little button and it like extra hydrogen.
Hydrogenates it and it's supposed to be very good for
your kidneys.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
See this is the problem with social media.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I bought it off TikTok.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying is.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
When we were growing up in the eighties and nineties,
there was no those talk about like, oh, let's buy
hydrogen water. People are just saying crap and you buy it.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well, no, that's why everybody dies young because they weren't
talking about it in the eighties and nineties.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh, so hydrogen water. I'm gonna google hydrogen. We don't
google on this show, but I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Hydrogen preach a beza pre.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Water.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Hey, Beza is in here, guys, to any of our
truck drivers out there, in case you guys weren't able
to tell, and also do our track draw operator.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh it's.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The benefits are primarily linked to its antioxidant and anti
inflammatory inflammatory properties.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Whatever that was.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, it's very good. For you.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I've never I honestly, I've never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'll bring you somem like you buy it at the
gas station. No, you don't buy it at the gas station.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, it's seven to eleven local quick stop. Hi, I'll
take some hydrogen water. No, people are going in there
getting forties in a pack of SIGs. Dude, they're trying
to get a dart to smoke in between breaks. It's
not the rich and the wealthy bro round the corners.
That's that's lower. That's America. In this building, you got
all these people that think they're rich. Go out across
(01:41):
the street. That's America.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That was a rant that I'm willing to die on.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Hey, I got five dollars. I want to try and
fill up my car. That's that's across the street. That's
where you ain't getting no hydrogen water there. You've been
going to Whole Foods too long.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Boy, do you feel like you're being schooled right now?
Because it feels like it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's the thing, Ray, I don't know where you get
hydrogen water. So I'm I don't know why you're yelling
at me. I'm asking questions. So that's why I know
at the gas station, they buy Swisher sweets. I understand
that because they want to take the tobacco out and
put the marijuana in it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
They want to put a little that is that what happens?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, Oh, a lot of people they take the Swisher
sweets and you'll go in the parking lot and you'll
see the tobacco all dumped out because they want something
to roll the joint.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh that's pretty smart.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I never knew that. I did a gas station in college.
That's when I learned. And I go. My buddy said, hey,
just grab something because I got discount and stuff, you know,
good discounts.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Uh huh, five finger discount.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And so I go, we'll just grab these smokes and
they're Swisher sweets. And I got us a twelve pack
of beer. And he goes, all right, what'd you get
for smokes? You know, just so we look cool, you
know on the patio. I don't know. And I was like,
got these Swisher sweets and he goes, dude, you don't
actually smoke those things. You should have got cigarettes or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Wait, you're burying the lead here. You worked at a
gas station. Yeah, Were you ever scared for your life?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
There shootings, not while I was there, but people did
gas runs too. That's what is that. Well, you'd turn
on the pump. Now they don't do it anymore, but
we'd turned it on, so you had to trust that
they were going to pay. Hey, I'll turn the pump on.
You're gonna come in and pay. Yeah, I'll come in
and pay. And then they'd gas skip because it was college.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I would have done the same thing.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You have the sea mark by my middle school shout
out Murkison Middle School in Austin. You would wait till
the beer truck pulled up and it would block so
the personne see you, and you'd pull.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Up to the far gas bumps boom out before they.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Got some shady people up in here. Why that's shady.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
And that's the sea mark that when we used to
get off the bus in middle school in the morning,
we'd walk to that sea mark and all my buddies
would smoke a cigarette behind the sea mark because they
thought it was so cool.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They were so cool and in middle school.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, and then we'd go walk back.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
This is why you don't know what hydrogen water is.
You're smoking cigarettes in middle school.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I never smoked a cigarette in my life because my
parents smoked cigarettes, and I thought it was so gross
that I would never does not smell it. I would
never touch a cigarette. And I mean my buddies chest
a'd come. We'd go back to school, like, hey, dude,
do you have any extra gum?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I think my breast smells so. I mean, you know
those teachers smelt it all over.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well, in Michigan it was so popular middle schoolers and
high schoolers. They didn't care, but they'd go in the
bushes and smoke. You could see the smoke above the bushes.
There were that in the wintertime. There were that many
kids smoking before school, And I thought, why wait outside
and smoke when I can go inside and grab some butt?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You know what some butt like?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Girls?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Why am I gonna go smoke out?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You were grabbing people's butts.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Like I'm talking about chasing tail.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm not straight, bro, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I've never heard grabbing butt either, So I'm busy today.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm grabbing. But what are you saying?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You want to go smoke a cigarette?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, I'm gonna go grab butt.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
When I was in high school, we had Sema Serena.
It was the thing, that's how you say it. The
street that ran next to my high school, and that's
where all the smokers went because you couldn't be on campus,
so they would go stand on the sidewalk across the
street on Sema Serena, and all the smokers would be
over there, just smoking away, puffing their sin.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And you weren't over there because you were grabbing.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
But I was not grabbing the butt.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I just know that you would drive and if you
drove down that road, you could just see them all
lined up over on that side of the street.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
But now they vape. And what I learned is there's
everybody vaping.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Everybody vape everything.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Well, and our friend we went to Hawaii. She had
trouble finding low Ki flex ret rich. She had trouble
finding a vape in Hawaii, so she started battling addiction.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So she grabbed Oh no.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
We went to four or five different on O Wahu,
four or five different Aloha stores, and we couldn't find
her vape. So she started shaking to these things, get addicted?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You ever vape?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I just am, so I have let me answer that question.
Depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Okay, have you ever been to Hawaii?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No? The only time I've ever done it is like
if I'm out and I'm like hammered. For some reason,
whenever I see someone with one, I'm like, can I
please have a hit of that? I don't know why.
So I feel it from strangers.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So can it be that you are hitting it all
the time?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I was, So you grab it from random strangers, You
get your mouth on their vapor?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah? Now what what? What? What's gonna happen if I
wipe it off?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The germs are still there, are they? Yeah, and a.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Lot of them you can't even smell, So somebody could
be doing marijuana not to sound.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But also this man, I just can't get over the
fact that he just went down this whole rabbit hole
about vaping and was like, oh, yeah, I was in
Hawaii and Ohio and whah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Rich No, it's the only way I could tell the
story because you could find a vape in America because
here we're addicted to all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh wai, he is America, Yes.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
The sad thing is Australia or Bali. It ain't America.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's literally at US State.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I will not tell you. There's no way that's America.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Stop, it's nothing like America.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I don't know to go.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Hey, joined on my boat. I don't even understand how
people go to Hawaii. I see pictures. I'm like, wow,
that looks cool.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That looks expensive, very expensive.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And we've got a free house. Otherwise the hotels.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Are through the rus What did you do for this
free house?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Family?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But what do you mean you did? Your family?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
No, it was a time share on a golf course
and everybody can get a turn.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
So when's the next time we can go?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I know, That's what I'm saying. And free Southwest flight
I fly for free. So wow. By whatever it's called
partner program. My wife's the main I'm the second. What's
it called the companion pass?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You have a Southwest credit card and get all the points?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
How money is.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
She spending that she gets a companion pass?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You just use the credit card for everything I do.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
What kind of credit card do you have?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I have the Southwest credit card?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Google how much?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Because we don't Google on this phone or on the show,
Google how much you had to spend on your Southwest
credit card to get a companion pass, because I have
no idea, didn't even realize that you could spend on
your credit card to get a companion pass.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
That's how we got it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's badass.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
And I believe they've upped it though, because my wife's
pretty fearful that we're not going to have it next year.
Oh she's already warned me. She say, hey, companion pass
might be done.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So No, what you do is spend however much you
need to get there and then return all those items.
So you hit the spot, you make the companion pass,
then return the items, get the money back.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
It doesn't tell me a specific amount. It says one
hundred and thirty five thousand points. I don't know how
you get points. I guess is it per dollar? Is
it two per I don't know how that works.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I just do it whenever I fly. I get it
because I'm a Southwest Rewards member. Hell yeah, I don't
have a credit card that is going to the airline.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
My credit card just gives me cash, okay, rich which
you can sign up for it. It's from Bank of America.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I have two credit cards. Oh, I see the other one.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I have that and I have Discover card, and that's
because I got Discover card when I was in college.
My first two credit cards Discover in Verizon Visa.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I will tell you one of the better ones that
get Marriott don't have it anymore. I maxed it out,
got in trouble with the wife. But they give you
a free hotel every time on.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Your birth bro I'm telling you the Capitol one Venture card.
You can use it for hotels, for flights, for travel,
like we're going to New York and everything is paid for.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Well, New York isn't a be the Have you seen
the Union station right down the street here, This is
a really nice hotel. Stay there for free because of
Marriott credit card. Every year you get it for your birthday,
Happy birthday, have a free hotel.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And then you max it out and they give you
the rest.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Of the year nothing. That was just an amazing benefit
you got.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And then for a two hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So for all year you spend on their credit card
and they give you a night in a hotel for
two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And was that city that you already live in?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
You could in any city. But also it was when
I was in my I was just maxing credit cards.
They gave me a seven thousand dollars limit. I wasn't
going for the benefits, but it was cool that I
was able to get a free hotel stay.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You know what's cool that I learned the other day.
I didn't know that you two were roommates. Yeah, I
had no idea that you were roommates. At some point
in Lunchbox currently no, not currently, Lunchbox threw you underneath
the bus.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Ray, Well, it's probably already made it on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You know you had to say underneath the bus. You
just say under the bus, and people know he.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Threw you under the bus.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What did I say? Hit me?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He told me that you were so weird and that
you hated his dogs. So you would come home and
go straight up to your room. You even buy your
own little mini fridge factual, so that you didn't have
to leave your room and deal with the dogs.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
True, Like Abiza, when I would go out of town,
I would have to pay someone to go to our
townhouse and let my dogs out and take him for
a walk.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Even though Ray was you don't like dogs.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I do know. I overcame my fear in the last
couple of years.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
So it was like a legit fear, like you thought
they were going to kill you.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I'm good with them now later in life I ended
up being fine with them. It was just that that
year I was new to town, new to dogs, new
to roommate, new to all that. It was a lot
of new. I'm sure you knew that as well when
you went overseas into Abiza, a lot of new.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
There was a lot of new. But I wasn't scared
cultivation the hostile I was fine?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Did you really?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
How was that the.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Best experience ever?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You meet people from ember where?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Huh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
It was literally called the party hostile and it was
so fun. They had two dollars beers for happy hours.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Were you the oldest person at the hostel?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
No, he's not even close to old. That's the oddust question.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, No, hostels are usually for college kids.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's true. They are a lot of young people there.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I would have asked this question, nod.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I yes, I was the only gay one there.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Were you the only guy? Where? Their females is the
better question?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It was mixed nice?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, so there was for sure hooking up.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, they were grabbing butt Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
So.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Did you meet people from all over the world America
like I did.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I met this girl named Daphne from Ghana. She lives
in the UK. Now she has her name like this
Daphne and it's so cute.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
And then we take her home in your suitcase.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, that's called like abduction. True, but I met people
from I do on WhatsApp? How cool? Am I?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
That's pretty good?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I know we're pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So she speaks English? Yeah, okay, I didn't know what
you said. She was from Ghana.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, she's from Ghana but lives in the UK.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
So you and your dude, would you get he went
with you?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
No, no, no, here's he went with me on the trip.
He stayed in the hotel. I stayed in the hostel.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Explain that.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It has been on my bucket list to stay in
a hostel, like I just wanted to so bad, and
he was like, I'm not doing that. I will stay
in the hotel. Hell. So I dropped all my stuff
off at the hotel and I went and stayed the
hostel by myself.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
And to anybody out there, I lived in Costa Rica.
So a hostel is a hotel. Yeah, but you all
stay in kind of the same room.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Hotel with bunk beds with bunk that's.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
The best way to put it.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Common bathroom, you share a bathroom, right, yeah, but yues
what when?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
But they're private stalls. It's not like it's just a
bunch of toilets.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, I understand.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
What I'm saying is that you're all in the state,
like there's a sink, you're brushing your teeth right next
to someone. It's not like you have privacy. There's no privacy.
I've never stayed in a hostel. It was amazing because
I never under If I would have known that when
I was younger, maybe I would have traveled.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
But I never knew anything. I'd thought you had to
pay for a hotel, pay for all this, and I
didn't have any money to do any of that, so
I didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Now, I just wanted to travel all of Europe and
stay in a hostel. It was like fourteen dollars a night.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That bed was amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It was awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Well, and I heard you can always pay for the
hostels with either ass grass or cash, so one of
the three, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I paid with cash, so.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
You guys would go out at night, and then you
would go sleep at the hostel and then go back
to the hotel to shower and stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, I showered at the hostel.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Then what the point? What was the point of putting
your stuff at the hotel?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, I only say there one night because I just
wanted to experience it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Oh my gosh, this guy making it sound like he
stated the whole week and no, no, no, one night the
hostel in the beezel.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Hey, then his dude's back at uh what the carl Astoria.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, that's what he basically was. But I just wanted
to experience at once. So I went and say that
in the one night you were there. Yeah, and then
we went out every single night afterward.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
That's what That's what hostels are known for.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You meet me, But it was only there.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
One should go on a trip where south or East?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Not Nashville Church Street or Lower broad.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You don't leave Tennessee, dude, I have three children, Yeah,
leave them at home. When would you like me to
leave my children anytime?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, leave your children with your wife and we're going
on a boy's trip.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
To where where would we go?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Europe?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Oh? Okay, now that was.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
If he's a I can't even get him to go
to West End. Okay, and you'll try to go west.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I will say, I do owe Ray an apology?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh, go ahead, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
We'll take a break and i'll tell you right after this.
So last week Ray started talking about going to the
Kentucky Vanderbilt football game.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay, I said, hit me up, I'll go.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I'm in.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Why not go watch Diego Pavia and the boys wrestle
around with some Kentucky Wildcats.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
You know what I mean? Okay, guys in tight pants.
I'm trying to describe it for your Oh I love sports. Yeah,
and so.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Nick Bosa, if he wasn't so dumb, god, he'd be
even hotter.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Go ahead, saw my let's go, dude, let's go.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And he hits me up on Saturday and he's like, hey,
tickets are seventy dollars on the game time app.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You ready?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I said, hey, man, after a thinking about it, like
the thought of sitting at a Vanderbilt football game for
four hours was exciting. On like Tuesday or Wednesday, I
think I'm out.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So you hyped him up all week long and then bailed.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I said maybe I'll go. Hit me up. I didn't
say I was going for sure.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
No, you hyped him up because you were just yelling, Yeah,
let's go. It's gonna be so cool. I want to
watch these people wrestle around.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
You talked about staying a whole night in a hostel.
I couldn't even get him to stay half a game
and halftime.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I know this is sad. So then you bailed on him.
Did you go to the game? Ray?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I went by yourself, solo mission, just like you at
the hostel.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, you should have called me.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
You went solo. Yeah, oh man.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I would have been there.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I hit up so, I hit up lunch. Lunch goes,
he bailed. I hit up brother and I pits yeah
and said, hey, and man, let's roll. He goes, I'm
balls deep and Christmas stuff can't go, and I go cool,
totally understandable. I head up Kevin. Kevin had showed interest,
and he said, Hey, I'm gonna do this Vandy game.
You want to roll? And he goes, let me try
and find some stuff out. I'll let you know a
hour later. I'm already there, paid for parking. I'm in
(17:16):
the thick of it. Yeah, West End, dude. Just imagine
a Beza at around two pm. Okay, and Kevin goes, hey,
I'm out, dude, too late, babysit or all that stuff
couldn't couldn't happen. So then I had up McKitty, I
go McKitty Vandy game. McKitty goes, I'm out later not now,
I go fine solo mission. It is for your boy.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You know what I didn't hear during that entire story.
He never once asked if I wanted to go Za.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
You want to go watch some guys rustle around?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
All I heard was there is beer and concession food.
I love concession food. I'll do weird shit for a
pretzel and cheese.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
It's kind of weak though with Vandy. I don't know
if they were they were really kicking, or it was
basically pizza.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I could I could eat some pizza, I think, right, because.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Their bathroom lines aren't good and I don't think their
concessions are great. Yet.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well, next time I'm there, Yeah, next time, Lunch bails
on you because he's a loser.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I didn't bail, you bailed, So tell me how it went.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Phenomenal. I want to talk about Abiza can we push
this to the D block?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I mean we can. I mean I.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Want to know how long we have with Abiza because.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
He's here all day.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, what do you want from me?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Well, we wanted. I wanted some stories about Abiza the
Bandy game. Was you bailed?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I didn't bailail committed?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yes, you did. I feel like you committed.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I said, hit me up on Saturday, maybe I'll go,
and I showed something for an entire country. If you will,
you can go to things solo.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Beza stayed in the hostel until about two am until
somebody cuddled up with him. Guys, I went to a
Vandy game solo. You can do things solo. If all
your friends bailed, we're just all over the place. And then,
what do you mean all over the place that my
wife would have hated it?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Were you just bouncing around the entire game?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I sat the whole first half. I was ten rows
up halftime. I eyed a spot was right behind the
field goal posts. I was in like five hundred dollars seats,
watched the entire third quarter. I posted all the videos.
About fourth quarter, I had to go. It was forty
two to nothing and Baser needed my help lift and address.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Lifting dress dress. You had to go grab some butt
because you had to lift a dress?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Was it exciting? Was the game fun? Was it weird?
Sitting by yourself? Did you have a bruski? But tell
me about it?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Feel like it would be so fun by yourself? What
did you do?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
He bounced, Well, yeah, I realized is you miss a
lot when you're with your friends, when you're drinking. I
had a couple drinks, but that doesn't count. Really, two ultras,
let's be.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Really Yeah, remember that's nothing.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
You remember everything? Yeah, so I I just there was
people around me drinking, eating kids. Come on, there is
so much of the game, people miss I saw it all.
I saw every pass, every touchdown, thing, every behind.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
This sounds like it's new hobby.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, well no, I really just wanted to do it.
I think Bobby is gonna win the Heisman. I wanted
to see it firsthand. I also, I like the feel
of a crowd, and I got to like because I
think Vandy makes the playoffs. They beat the Vault. They
have to, That's what I'm saying. So I kind of
really wanted to be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You don't know anything, Yes, I do. They have a
great record this year. This is the first time in
so long that they've done this. Well, they beat Auburn
not long ago. They're doing great.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Sorry, bees, I apologize. I didn't realize you were savant.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I'm brilliant.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
And they they've done every time we're scoring touchdown, guys,
they've done a lot with It's the video production, the audio,
all that stuff. Touchdown here you're hearing this and they
shoot fireworks after everyone and the music they.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Played I saw. I was watching it on TV and
I live not far from the stadium. I feel like
they have to be fake because how did I not
hear any of the fireworks, none of the explosions, nothing.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
They just go straight up. So I don't know if
it's enough for you to hear it from half a
mile away.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You can hear the fireworks before they score a touchdown
on TV.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That's accurate. If you hear it and you're like, oh, someone,
they scored.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Here they go and it was the greatest single game
for a quarterback in Vanderbilte history. And I was there
for it.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And that's what you get from missing at lunch.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, Well, what happened with me is a dude I
played soccer with. He hit me up and he was like, hey,
you want to go play golf at twelve seventeen?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
So you went golfing instead of to the football game.
You bailed on Ray to go golfing with this loser.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
And I said, yeah, dude, I would love to go
play golf at twelve seventeen. And so he told me
all right, twelve seventeen, you're in, I'll meet you there,
blah blah blah. And I show up to the course
at like eleven forty five, okay, and my buddy's not there.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay, he still had thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, and then he texts, He goes, hey, dude, bad news.
Apparently my wife we were going to some neighbor's birthday
kid's birthday party and I can't make it.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is this all on the same day, all on Saturday.
So you bailed on Ray and then your friend bailed
on you. That's what you get. That's what we call karma.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, So then I get I'm just there and I'm like,
what do I do? Do I play golf or do
I go home? I played golf, and what do I
played football?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You played football?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Was already.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm even knew were offended for you now, Ray though,
because he bailed on you, and then he got bailed
on like he made other plans after he said all
week long that he was gonna go with you.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Kevin's was a little worse. On Friday Thursday, Kevin goes, hey,
lunch is going I might be down for that, Vandy,
Let's think about it. Let's never saying totally committed. But
everybody was like, hey, tossing the idea around, and so
Kevin I hit him up. He says, can't do it.
Later he's with McKitty at a bar ah.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
But there's something wrong with Ray. Wow, everyone's bailing on you.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
But in also as much as I wanted to feel
bad for myself, what I realized as well, when you're
in a game, everybody only cares about himself. I was
by myself. Listeners coming up to me, I mean they
just thought I was like, they had no idea. I
was at the game by myself, and I'm so sorry,
but thank you, thank you so much for taking a picture.
I'm like, guys, I'm by myself.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I got nothing here.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Here's the thing I thought Vanderbilt was gonna win. It
wasn't gonna be an exciting game.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Oh it was exciting. Five hundred passing yards.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
But I was just like four hour football game and
my buddy inviting me to play golf. So then I
get paired up with this guy, Chris. And Chris is
a nice guy, but he was just like, man, he
was sitting around the house and the nervous energy was
just getting to me. You know, Tennessee plays tonight, and
I just couldn't sit around all day. So I had
to get out of the house before the game, just
like to like, try to call my nerves.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Don't let him rip a vape.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I'm like, I'm like, Chris, I don't think you're playing, man,
I think you're gonna be okay. I mean, you're just
watching the game. You're nervous. This isn't for a national championship.
This is just a regular season game and they.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Ain't making the playoff, right, And he.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Was just freaking out.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
So we played golf and then some other guy joined
up with us, and there was a drunk two drunk
foursomes in front of us. These drunk guys like that.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Foursomes, Yeah, not that kind, not the kind you do.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It was like, wow, that sounds fun, but it's four
guys playing a group of golf. You have a foursome, okay.
And so they were so drunk. I pull up to
the ninth tea box. They had left their full beer
on the tea box.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Did you drink it?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
No? I would have no, no, no, I don't know
what the heck's going and what if they peed in it?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Well?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
And also if you're losing track of beers, that's the
sign of drunk.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, and can't even keep up with them.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I was worried we weren't eve gonna finish the round
due because it was like, we're gonna be stuck behind
these guys at the turn though.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Zip right past them. Both groups. We finished the round,
Thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
You know what, I really don't want to hear any
more about your golf. Really, yeah, I'm not. I'm mad
at you.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Why are you mad at me?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Because you bailed on ray? That is so here?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
No, no, Here's the thing that I love the support,
But in living the country, you kind of have to
make commitments to things before the actual thing. So I
had to do it like a thirty to forty five
minute drive.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
And so I kind of just went out on a limb,
thinking Lunch would come through, thinking Kevin would come through,
thinking brother would come through, thinking McKitty would come through.
Out of all those people, you've got to think somebody,
maybe one. So then once I'm in the town, and
then once I do the parking, and then once I'm
on the app.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
You act like you live in a different country. How
is it? How is it so far away?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
They live so far down?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
But I'm saying, would you be the if you were
in a be the would you go walk the beach
for forty five minutes and then not try to go
sight see it something cool? Or would you just walk
the beach back?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And you know, no, I get it. If you're there,
you have to experience.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's what I'm golf like. I was there and my
buddy mad.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I didn't ask you about the golf. You already bailed on.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Ray and I said, you know what, I'm here, I
might as well play.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Oh Justin Justin said, hey, my family's in my sister
so we can't go. Also said, oh, you're right, Vanderbilt
doesn't have family seating. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Also, did we not just talk about going on a trip,
and lunch was like, when could I leave my kids?
You left them all day to go golfing.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
They were gone.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
You can go on a trip with us.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
My kids were gone.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Should we go to the beach?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I hate the beach?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Okay, so now.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't I don't understand the beach. Why are we
am I going to just lay there and do nothing?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I mean, I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
What do you do with the beach?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You go to the all inclusive resorts and you drink
your Margarita's all day?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, see later and drink margarita's and do nothing.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah, shoot the bowl Atbiza? Did you go to Abiza
or Bartholona?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I went to Barcelona?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Okay? Is it? Can you tell us a story or
something fun from that? Because right now all we got
was the hostel. We got to take a break and
then we're going to start the show, and then you're
gonna tell us about Abiza.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
We'll be right back start the show, all right, we
got to start it, gonna do it live? Is Arnold
here today?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
No, he's not.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
The one. I got a message from him, So loser,
you for gotta do it, sore loser. Let's try that again.
Try it again from the top.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
We ah the one two three, So loser?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Abiza, You're gonna introduce yourself. In a second, I will
vamp as Bones taught me. This is Susan ray Mudo.
I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live
on the north side of Nashville with Baser, my wife.
We live in the country two point three three three
three three three three acres and I will die of
a heart attack when I'm seventy two and a half.
We have two kids at Vanderbilt. They are currently in
the electrophysiology unit. Be the Please introduce yourself to the truckers.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I have no idea the words that just came out
of your mouth. Hi, I'm a be the.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I also live in North Natyeld. Just not in the country.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
No, he lives in another state.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh yeah, that's all I have for you. I'm not
very interesting. I'm just really gay.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, that's it. Yeah, you have a dog or cat.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh yeah, I got two Golden retrievers, George and Emily.
Okay that they have full government names, George Alexander and
Emily Margaret. They're very fancy.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Okay, are are your dog's name after anybody?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
No, just fancy names.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
All right, that's a beza everybody. I tell you, it's
been a year since you've been to the window a visa?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Right, yeah, actually right out a year and I didn't
even go.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
To a visa. He's all cocky about his intro. We've
worked on these intros for like seven.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Years, so that makes way more sense.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
He's worked on it for seven then.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Why why was I What was I cocky about? Where
was cocky?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Now? There's nothing else about you will be the not
all is interesting?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That and well, I'm so great. I know everything about sports.
I'm just the coolest thing ever. Sounds pretty cocky to me.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Pizza from the top rope.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I understand that's cocky.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
When you say I know everything about everything? Pretty cocky
or truth? Oh okay, you say so.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I mean I don't understand that. That's a good intro.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, it's better than.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Just saying my name's a bezo. See and I'm gay.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well, what else did you want me to say? I
wasn't prepared for this.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
I know if I was to throw one together for
you would be like, aren't you the endorsements king?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well I put that on there. Don't you drive like
a really nice car?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I drive a blue card.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
I put that on there.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Double hip replacement. There you go, There you go, ionic
and iconic.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Let's try again.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Alright, ready, and now over to you.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
No, I'm not doing it?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
What not do the music? Maybe he didn't. He didn't
have the music? All right, and go?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Do you want me to say abiva? Yes, it's like
my first day on the job.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
He's like a seasoned, vetted radio right now throw him for.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
A tails bid Hi, I'm a beva, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
What about your double him, double.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Hip replacement, bionic and iconic? Babe? Woo, there you go,
there it is, sweetie.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
So what was the best thing about Abiza Barcelona? Barcelona, Barcelona?
The food? Really?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Their food was so good. We had so much payea
and then we had some petatas bravs and the men were.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Throwing everybody in shape over there.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, it's so dumb to me. They're all eating pasa
and pizza and drinking wine and smoking cigarettes and they're
all three pounds?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Is it because it's such whole food and it's just
from there?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
And they walk everywhere or ride their vespa?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Okay, did you ride a vespa?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
No? I was not pulling a Lizzie McGuire. I should have.
What is that Lizzy McGuire when she went to Europe
she was riding vespa?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Or Lauren Conrad?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
She went to your old What.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Tell me, Lizzie you watched Lizzie maguire growing up?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I'm much younger than you.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
And you're gay. I forgot I didn't watch it. I forgot.
I'm like, why would you watch?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
You're like the age of my parents? What you could
be my dad?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
How old is your dad?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Actually, I don't know. I'm a sperm doner baby.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
How old your mom?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I should have been on my intro.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
How old your mom?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Fifty three?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I am nowhere near your mom's age.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
You're pretty much.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
How old are you a viza?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
How?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I asked you first, I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yes, I am Morgan.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, there there is no way you're twenty seven years old. Yeah,
we started here twelve years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
You would have been twelve when we started.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You're not very good at math. I started as the
intern as my freshman year in college. I was eighteen.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
He was eighteen.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Viva, I've been here for nine years.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Holy crap, you feel old in your face?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, how old are you? As old as forty four?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You're as old as my mom. You could be my daddy.
Daddy lunch, that's your new name.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
You're gonna be a radio legend by the end of
all that.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
That's the goal.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
But what's with the biotic hip?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Though?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
At twenty seven?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
No, no, not one, but two two it was a
birth defect.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Maybe that's why I just thought you were our age because.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I had a walker.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Wait, I had a walker twenty seven walking around here
with a cane.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I mean he's got a cane, dude, I mean, like.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Sure, dude, coming Clinton Plain and down the hallway. Also,
you just said our age. Does that mean you're also
forty four?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I just grouping it. I'm forty. Oh God, let's just round.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh god, we're so old.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Like whoa you got the fours in front of you damn.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
We got gray hair on our beards and it's a
little weird.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
And now you got hair on your back, don't you
know that's what happens when you get older. No, you
get on your ears and your eyebrows, the long ones.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Let me tell you, the ears is the one.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
My old gym coach, mister Reid Murkison Middle School shout out.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I'm trying to look at your ears?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
But I don't have it now it should be gone.
I got a haircut, so you had it before.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
So if I play a Beza was just trying to
touch lunches. I was like a video.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I thought he was going for a wet willie there.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I was like, what are we doing trying to look
at your ear?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
He's willing to wet. You're willing. Uh.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Mister Reid used to get hair on his ears and
we'd be like, oh my god, look at that.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I didn't realize everybody when they got older it got it.
So mister Reid was just normal.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, and your ears get bigger when you get older.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Oh your ears don't get bigger.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yes, I do. Your ears in your nose never stops
crying that's just a myth. No, it's true. Look it up.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Let me.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We don't google on this show.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yes I do, and no.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
So my wife has noticed it and she's like, hey,
because guys all their stuff gets bigger as all of it.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
My wife's like, oh my gosh, have you seen blank
their ears and noses getting so big?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, but they don't mean you got little ears.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
They're gonna be perfect.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
When little ears, you can drink a lot of beers.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I was like, where are you going?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
I was, I have no idea what they say. I've
never heard this. I've never heard this, but.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
I'll never get big ears because they're so small, Like
look how crazy small they are.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
They are pretty small, like miniature. We got daddy lunch
and miniature ears over here.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Question.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
So when when you're in Barcelona with your dude, right,
I don't know how this works, because this is do
you guys sit there and oh, man, look at how
hot that guy is?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Really, yeah, you don't do that.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well, my wife isn't in the Chicks, so it's a
different thing.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
But you like, you couldn't point out there and be like, oh,
she's really pretty.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
No, I could do that.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
I yes, that that that is, but my wife is
not attracted to them, like I'm saying, like.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I understand.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
That's why I was confused.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I didn't know if if the two dudes sit around
like that's hot.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, I mean we'll point them out and be like, damn,
look at them booty cheekers.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Did you go to any was it nude beaches there?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
We did not go to a nude beach there, different trip,
but we did go to a bunch of gay bars
and they were very fun. Basically a nude beach.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
More comparable to like America or that. You were more
enjoyable there.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Much more enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Okay, why what's the what was the difference?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
They are very much so more just like a party vibe,
like it's all like fist bumping and like it's like
a rave basically.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
The techno music, yeah, and everything.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
The lazy and the hot people people in America are
just not as attractive.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Do they eat three square meals over there? Is it different?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
They eat like five meals a day all day. They're
just like snacking like little snacks all the time. What
did you guys do better for you?
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Just get crap faced on the beach or did you
do a little bit of culture.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
We did go to a castle, so we did a
little bit of culture. We went on this little gondola
ride that was super cute, and then we walked around
to a bunch of like the different architecture. The churches
are really pretty. Even though I'm not religious, the churches
are still pretty to look at.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
But that was about it was there, so the churches
didn't catch on fire when you walked in.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I didn't go inside on purpose. I didn't want to
burn down history.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
What was there?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Was there?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Soccer?
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Was there sports that went on while you guys were there?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
There were? But the tickets were too expensive.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I was like, no, babes, I'm not doing that. Not happened.
I'd rather go to the bar.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Well, we can go solo to a football game in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I ha gone out in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I'm trying to go on a boys trip and you
guys keep shutting it down. But no, it was it
like hundreds for it was like four hundred bucks for
one ticket in the very top row. And I was like,
absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
You wouldn't even be able to see that. Your hips
wouldn't make it up there. No, they don't have an
elevator that high cap seating.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Damn, I messed up.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
You ever? Do you get handicap seating now? With your hips?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I have handicap parking.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
But like if you go to a sporting a Vendora
concert and be like, oh, you know my ticket, I'm
sure I could absolutely well. And also, was that before
you got the hip surgery?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, so before I.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Learn on that trip that you should probably get the surgery.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It was before so they told me that I needed
the surgery, but I still went on the trip and
then I got the surgery afterward.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
So you were a little hobbled.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh yeah, I was limping. Okay, I was gimping.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
So that whole trip you're probably like, you get drunk
and you go, hey, I'm gonna get the surgery.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah. Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
It was like a come to Jesus moment where you
realized you had to get it.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It was rough.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Yeah, how'd you guys go to our place? Like? Did
you hit the vespas or did you walk?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I walked everywhere? Jeez, it was a lot. It was
like twenty miles a day.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Whoa, It's like Disney, Man, I know it.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Was insane when you were there, rainy and cold. It
was like mid sixties, low high high fifties, mid sixties
and rainy the whole time.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
All right, awful Americans there or what do you guys
looked at?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Not? Really?
Speaker 4 (38:17):
It was people from all other countries except for Amyriica.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Literally there were people from everywhere.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Are they cool with the gays over there?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, honey, much more cool than here.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Oh I thought we were well welcoming here in America.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
You guys do a boat while you were there?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
No, okay, we didn't see you guys have so many
fun ideas, and I don't understand why you keep shutting
down my boys. Trip.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Were there casinos there?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Zach didn't gamble?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Man, I don't. Yeah, I don't gamble. I don't know,
just question.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
I didn't know if Monico is near Marcella. I know
Billy lost fifteen thousand in Monaco.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I don't even have fifteen thousand dollars to lose.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Yeah, he was good though, but yeah, he hasn't been
back since.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I don't know where Monico is. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I know they have the Monaco Graham pre which is
a car race.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Don't worry, I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Is that in Spain, it's all It's all Spain, Italy, France,
all that Italy.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, Monica is its own country. What Monico country in Europe?
That's what it says, is that the country in Europe. Man,
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, we'll take a break, we'll right back. I gotta go,
but I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
And also Bea didn't give very good pitch though. For Barcelona.
I don't know if I'll ever go.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Why he said they're nice, to say they got a
great hostel, great food.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I'm not gay, and I don't want to go watch
a soccer game for four hundred dollars. And I don't
like rain and cloudy.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Well literally the one week that we were there, that
was the most it rained all year long. Like the
one week that we were there. I will say I
like the Barcelona a lot more than Madrid.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
And I don't like eating five meals a day. I
want to eat good square meals. I want to wake up,
I want to eat.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Oh, but did you stopped the law dude.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Her breakfast where people looking at you like, man, those
Americans can eat.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Not really, and their portions are massive, Like when we
would get the payea, it was like the as big
as the plate.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I mean, they're so skinny. I thought it'd be small,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's why I don't understand how they're so skinny. But
they eat so much it makes me mad walk I know,
and they have actually good ingredients.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
What was it? Pizza popular gelato?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
That pizza gelato and honestly a lot of Italian food
like it was noodles, noodles everywhere that I love.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, did you go to a noodle making class?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Were you made pasta noe? And they have that or cooking?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I'm sure they did. Oh, you're asking a lot of questions. No,
I didn't do anything like that.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Well you didn't. You haven't asked me any questions about
what I did the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Because you were talking about golf and I got bored.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
You want to know what I did on Sunday? What
I woke up at six thirty am. I was like, man,
what am I going to do till football starts? And
so I went and play golf.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Man, he's addicted to golf. He's been diagnosed with a
compulsive golfing disorder.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
What's so fun about golfing? All you do is stand
there and swing this damn thing in the air, the
feeling and hopefully hit the ball.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
When you hit it flush, Oh my god, that's a
feeling better than sexy.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I have a better than sex. I'm telling baser. He
said that. But I have a serious question.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Go ahead. I mean, I'm here, I got serious answers.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
So whenever I go to top golf and I smack
it really good, I lose that ball in my eyesight.
How do you know where the ball is at all times?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Wellman, brothers should never go play together because Pitts always loses.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I would lose it.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
I will say.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yesterday teeing off at eight fifteen am in the morning,
there was shots that I'd hit and I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Where that would be me.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Every guy I.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Would hit it and you would see it for a
little bit and they're like, ah, I'm not really sure
where it went. And I got paired up with random dudes, right,
got paired up with three other guys.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Doing a hostel for golf.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, two of the.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Dudes knew each other. They were there together. Darren and Kevin.
They were together and then I got They're like, oh,
you're gonna be.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
With Alan over there. They made me ride in a
cart with some dude.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Did you get to drive?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:12):
He drove okay, yanky.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
You know what's very awkward though, is not knowing someone
and having to ride in a cart with him, and
then like you hit a couple of bad shots and
you're frustrated and you have to get back in the
cart with this random stranger and at.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What are you drinking?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I was just asking. I feel like that's all you
do when you golf.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
The lubricant would have made it better.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, stone cold, sober, and like you're sitting in the
cart and it's like I'm supposed to add like I'm
in a good mood, but you're pissed off because you
just hit one in the woods and you're like, hey, Alan,
how's it going man?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Great? Day to day?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
What happens when you hit it in the woods. You
have to go get it you.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Can, or you can just drop one right by this
and count a stroke. It's a penalty.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I feel like I would be such a cheater if
I was a golfer.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
If you hit in the woods, it's called a woody.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Ooh yeah, I would just lie.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
It's called a boner.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
You should have started with that. No, I like golf.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
That's right, it's called a boner. And when you hit
it in the water, you're like, I got her wet.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
I hate you so much. Wait, you want to hear
a joke that I learned over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
I would love to hear it. Where's you hear it?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
At one of my friend's parents were in town. It
was from her dad, Okay, I got it, And he said, okay,
you know when you look at a nipple, like it's
got the nipple and then it's got like the brown
part around it, the areola, and then it's got the
bumps on them, like the outside of the areola. You
know what the bumps are. It's braille for suck me.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
It was like, what, that's hilarious, dude, I'm about to
text my boys.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Should tell them, tell everybody.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Was the guy's wife there with him? Yeah? Did she
like it? Or was she like here where we go?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
She was like this the tenth time I've heard this show.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Through a lot.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, And then it was it got awkward though, on
the back nine because one of the guys hit a
bad drive and his friend's like, oh, on his last shot,
he pulled his forearm muscle. Yeah, so it's gonna be
tough rest of the round. I'm like, did he really
pull a forearm muscle? Or is he just not having
a good round of golf? So we're like, there was
no when.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
You're playing golf, do you have to write down your
own score?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, I would be cheating.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Honesty, but we're not.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's an honest man's game. It's an ultimate gentleman's game.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
No, I would be cheating the whole time.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
And well, you're not playing, I mean, you're playing against yourself.
I'm not playing against these people because I don't know them.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
But who do you think would be the person most
likely to cheat at golfing? Golf? Me? Lunch, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Scuba Scuba Definitely Eddie, you think, Yeah, without a doubt,
either either Rare or Eddie.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Me. I'm always playing with it, like I don't Yeah,
I don't wait if I do bad, I don't even
keep my own score. But if I was, I don't
know if I've ever played for money.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Oh, we should put some money on the line, Well,
you don't even play. I can if there's money involved,
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
I would love to take your money. But and then
there was another awkward moment when I'm getting in the
cart with Alan. I'm like, oh, man, you know you
go from around here. No, I just moved here, blah
blah blah, and oh.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
It's like, I've looked up this course because I was
in a league back where I'm from, and this is
one of the courses they play in the league. So
I want to try out all the league courses. Said oh,
so you're pretty good, and he goes, yeah, I shoot,
you know, hey, he cap probably ten. He goes, I
mean my goals eighty under five, under eighty five every round,
which that's insane.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah. I was like, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
And I'm like, oh, okay, man, this dude's gonna be
damn good.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
And did he kick his ass?
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Well, I wouldn't say I kicked his ass, but like
after the fourth hole, he goes, I know, no need
to keep scoring anymore on the scorecard, and I'm like, so, no,
wonder you have an au shoot a ten over because
you don't. When you start doing bad, you keeping score
make sure handicapped.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Look a lot better when the bad rounds are thrown out.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Did you go golfing at the golf course by my house?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
No, I did not go there. I went to a
different one over by Ray's house.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yeah. We don't name the courses of music because we
don't want them to become overcrowded.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
That's fair. But I only asked because I was showing
him where I lived, and I was like, oh, it's
right by that golf course at a golf at kind
of like I said.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Not the name of your car, because I don't want
everybody to go buy that same name of your car.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
They should go buy it, okay.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Car Ford Escort.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, yeah, No, I went to the course over it
by Ray and Pitts's house. And so you're like, way
out of here, way out there.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
But that's how long it takes me in the morning
to get here, No, lie, no sensationalizing. Literally how long
it takes me.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Eighteen minutes, twenty five minutes, and I are long in
b Fe.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
It took me thirty nine minutes to get to the
golf course by them on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Long and then on my way home, though, I got
to hear Ray's favorite person on the radio.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
It's a tightened first time.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
The play by playing out. Yeah he's eighty, he's about
to die, but he's still calling the game.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
He's iconic, right, Let me say it was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
It was like titan to get a first down here
and we light up. Any Oh, Taj spears around the outside.
That old there's a flag on the play gym. That's
not good. Oh that's gonna be holding. That's holding on scronsky.
I saw it. Yeah, all right, moving back ten yards?
Oh no, oh no, wide receiver moved early. We got
another five.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
He goes, it's first down in Gallatin, first down in Gallatin.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, like what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Like first down and far like a long.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
You know, I got on mind, dude, I notated.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh please let me hear it.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Well, I don't want to bore it be the no.
He likes this guy, Go ahead, I did the best
ones that I had or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Let me hear him.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
James Williams like a missile down there. That's a dirty kick.
They brought heat, they brought artillery. He's known for like
making war references.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
The entire time.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Another trans coninental across the middle.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
A lot of explosives on this field.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
What what does that meant?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Me?
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Tell you?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
What if they're gonna throw it over there?
Speaker 5 (48:16):
That's a no fly zone? Yeah, false start twenty three
to three. We'll take this commercial break.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
We're basically giving away our war.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
Playing with those false starts. My god, Oleodo coming out coach, and.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
He's looking because he's a color guy, so he's actually
supposed to explain some stuff. And the play by play
goes Audiolo coming out coach, and coach goes, yes, sir, no, coach,
you're supposed to actually explain. So he had nothing to
go with that.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
I'm doing this as a transition five man front, six
man pressure, bringing a lot of military tanks on this one.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Boys, Why is he so obsessed with the military.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Titan's not gonna win this war, but I guess what
we'll win the battle. I was a heck of a
first down by Titan speed kills.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
That was a good one, Oh guys.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
Something else that was a note for the show was good.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Guys said I.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Was most likely to be gay.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh yeah, that's what I was gonna bring up.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
There was a show note who said that.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Well, we were in the kitchen and Kevin came in
the kitchen and for some reason we were talking. He
was like, if anybody on your show were to be gay, Like,
who do you think it would be?
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:28):
And Kevin and my coworker Ricky both said.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Ray, thanks, heck of a compliment.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
And then he was like, I mean he does get facials,
love his massages.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
My wife, Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Now, don't don't knock massages there.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
I love a massage.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I would tell you here's the problem with a massage, though, I.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Fall asleep same and you don't even get to enjoy
it the whole time.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I wasted my money because I'm like, well that was stupid.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
But then you feel good afterward. But then you also
get facials, pedicures, all the things. Right with that?
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Do the massages guys, Not to go off topic, but
they care. But when massages the reflexology careful, they bring
out the bamboo and start slapping you.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
That's not a massage.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
No, that's called BSDM or what.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
I thought I was gonna get some shoulders in a
little bit of back. No, you got the bamboo and
starts slapping.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Me as you thought you're gonna get some like it? Wait,
what did you think what you're gonna get?
Speaker 4 (50:25):
The I thought it reflexology.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah, what did you think you were getting?
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Shoulders? Uh?
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Back?
Speaker 4 (50:31):
But he went crack got itaser was like, were you
getting hit with bamboo? I'm like, no joke. He was
slapping my calves with a bamboo stick.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
That actually sounds great.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
It didn't feel terrible, but the noise made it sound
like I was getting beat.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Do you feel like it's an honor that they thought
that you would be gay?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (50:53):
I really have no take on it whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
I feel like that's an honor. That's such a nice thing.
That means you're well kept, you take care of yourself,
and you're a delight to be around.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Hold On, so there's that's just so stupid.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
You're telling me there's gay guys that don't keep themselves
and they aren't all like, I don't know, you tell me, dang.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
You like how I didn't say who I thought it
was gonna be.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Thank you for that. I got a question, There's no
chance I could be gay?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Because I'm just so a mess.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Actually, I've been told the guys are the most manly
and act the most alpha. Are the ones who are the.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
You're trying to cover it up.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, but like my wardrobe and stuff like, is that
just scream not gay?
Speaker 4 (51:35):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
It screams helmeless person.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
So it's like if you're at a bar, so there's
no gay homeless people.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Nope.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
The way it's been explained to me, I got a
couple of friends that are including you, a couple friends
that are gay, and they told me this. They said
that when you're at a bar and if you're playing pool,
that's how you can tell. It's also the glance. Will
a guy glance?
Speaker 3 (51:53):
So you're at the bar and you're playing pool, and
one guy's got the stick and then every one's got
his hand in his pocket.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
That hit the one the pockets gay.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
No, it's if he glances at you for a second longer,
then he's probably gay. But also it's the guy with
the biggest muscles, the guy that's wearing the tank top,
the guy that's deep voice, the guy that's playing pool.
Oh yeah, man, that's probably the guy that's gay. Person
you would think that was gay.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Facts.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
That's always explained to me.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
And like me and just very obvious.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
Does anybody have a T shirt? I need to get
rid of this tank top?
Speaker 1 (52:23):
And that's why they thought it was man.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
All right, we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Man, Yeah, I need to leave.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
And can I just tell you what thanks for coming by?
Speaker 4 (52:36):
Man's everybody legendary performance by a visa.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
I do what I can ye anything else?
Speaker 2 (52:44):
What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Man?
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Well, I'm going to my grandparents house, and then my
boyfriend's parents house, and then my mother's house. You go
to three different houses and they all live here. Yeah,
you guys can't combine. Well, we go to two on
Thursday and then one on Friday. Okay, yeah, it's exhausting.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
It's also like people are making the rounds that man.
Thanksgiving supposed to be more enjoyable than that, right.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
It's supposed to be like relaxing and hang out. No,
it's stressed.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
That sounds like an I hate it does sound stressful.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
I hate all holidays because of that.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Who's whose house is the most fun?
Speaker 1 (53:19):
My mom's she's wild. Do you think I'm wild?
Speaker 5 (53:23):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (53:24):
She's crazy?
Speaker 2 (53:26):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
It came from somewhere.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
Does your family do those new TikTok games? No? No, yeah,
now we might need to integrate some of those some
what like if you've seen it like you, I just
saw one the other day wherever the family, everybody gets
a post it note and you see how high on
the wall each person on the family can tell I
haven't seen that one because Granny's like the lowest. And
then you got like the kid does it really? I
think it to do something like that. And then there's
(53:50):
the drinking ones. There's where you roll a can and
if it goes to a certain point, they can win money.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
Oh, I mean, I live on completely different TikTok algorithm
than you.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
We didn't year.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
We did it with my sister. She set them all up.
It was actually really enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Do you ever go to like a like a what
is a spa? Like the sauna and all that?
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, man, because I've I've been to one, and I
really I'm gonna start going to more if this is
There was a woman, a thirty seven year old woman.
She was arrested for groping an eighteen year old male
in the sauna because she said he looked at me.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
I thought he was interested. That never happens to me
in the sauna. Man, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
When I and now one chick has been like, you
know what, I think he's interested, let me growp him
real quick and find out never happened to me?
Speaker 1 (54:31):
That checks out. I hate to tell you the.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Hell's that mean?
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Well?
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Also, the sauna usually aren't they guy guy, girl girl?
In my gym, it's only dudes.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah, I feel like it's like gender specific, like if
you go in the changing room then it's gender specific.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Not if you're at like a spa. Right, I thought
it was one big.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
I don't know what kind of spa they're going to,
but I've not been to one like that.
Speaker 4 (54:51):
So you tell me this eighteen year old young buck
gets in a spa with a woman a sauna. He
didn't know what was about to hit him.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
No, he was just in the sauna. You said, he
looked at me. I thought he was interested, so she
groped him. Vacation.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
I refuse to go on a sauna without my wife.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
And my question, oh, why do you What do you
think is gonna happen?
Speaker 4 (55:10):
What do you think's gonna happening? Those But next thing
you know, everything's just slapping and whacking.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
What did you just say, But my question is, why
did the eighteen year old call the police? What's his problem?
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah? I mean, man, if there was a female grabbing me,
I would have Oh.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, I could be all right. Do you guys have
a good Monday? Man? What was that?
Speaker 4 (55:39):
What? What sauna was that? The Lance armstrongan twenty four
hour fitness or what?
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Why do you want to know so bad?
Speaker 2 (55:45):
I just says where Robert Kraft goes, just magaoof because
I've just never.
Speaker 4 (55:52):
It has to be a twenty four hour type place.
There's no way a Y m c A Is going
to have people of both sexes in the same song.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
No, there's no way.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
But we got to find a martel. A spaw in Vegas.
You go in the same sauna as the girls.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
I've never been to one in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
No, no, oh, my pad, all right.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
I go to ones on vacation. It's me and four
other dudes. I've never been on a one where there's
the chicks.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
With heaven either.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
You guys need to go to the spa, man.
Speaker 1 (56:25):
I want to go to whatever spot.
Speaker 4 (56:27):
You and this kid know these secret spot.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
I went to a spaw in Vegas. I think it
was my fortieth birthday my wife. So we did a
couple of nights at like a gambling casino with friends,
and then we did a couple of nights at one
that didn't have a casino, and we did a spa
day and they gave us the room for an hour,
and they said, well, not before we come back in.
Speaker 4 (56:45):
Oh, hello, did you need the whole hour?
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah, dude, that's a long time, but it was I mean,
were you exhausted.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
After we do the other fifty five minutes fifty seven
minutes after?
Speaker 3 (56:57):
It was just awesome that they let you know, Hey,
you have this room to yourself for an hour. I'm like,
that's the type of spalls you need to go to.
And we're out here, Happy Monday.
Speaker 4 (57:08):
I'm gonna need to call my friend Victor Viagara. I
don't know if I have an hour in me, sir,
you can come back in half that time.
Speaker 2 (57:16):
What is happening Victor Viagra? You never talked to him.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
No, I feel like I'm in drugs right now.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Do you do drugs?
Speaker 1 (57:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (57:24):
Okay, I don't know, not yet.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
I mean, anything can happen.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
I got a weird this dude in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
You said by three times.
Speaker 3 (57:34):
Now, yeah, and we were we do this like guys
night once a month where we go out have drinks whatever.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
I'm dropping them off.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
When there was four people in the car, right and
we're driving drop the two off, and then we're driving
drop him off, and he's like, oh, man.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
You into drugs?
Speaker 1 (57:52):
What kind?
Speaker 4 (57:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (57:54):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
When someone tells you are you into drugs?
Speaker 1 (57:57):
What do you think immediately cocaine?
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Okay, see that's what I think. It's if you're gonna
say drugs, you're not talking about weed.
Speaker 1 (58:05):
No, no, no, no, that's something like heroin like something bad.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
Oh I think you're going about fireball. No drugs.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Fire ball is not a drug.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
And he was just like, yeah, you know, now that
we have the second baby, my wife and I will
be back more than normal. We can, you know, kind
of just dabble in some drugs and stuff and you know,
just let me know if you're one. I'm like, all right, man, cool,
I'll let you know what.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
I'm ready to do drugs with you. That's that's a
weird dude move.
Speaker 4 (58:30):
What was he talking about?
Speaker 2 (58:30):
Angel does?
Speaker 4 (58:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (58:32):
No, I never called him again.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
Man, he never followed up.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
No, no, but I did run into him in the
alley like a month ago, and I was walking the
dog and he was like, hey, man, we just grabbed
beer sometime.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
I'm like, yeah, man, I call you man, I'm on it.
Speaker 4 (58:44):
He was in the alley. Was he walking or living.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Or buying? All right, we gotta go for real, We
gotta go man.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
Okay, bye.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Who are you texting people?
Speaker 1 (58:56):
I'm popular?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Oh sorry,
Water is what do you mean you don't know what
hydrogen water is?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Is it just regular water.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
But with hydrogen like extra H two? Oh, it's like
H three to Oh. They have the water bottles that
you push a little button and it like extra hydrogen.
Hydrogenates it and it's supposed to be very good for
your kidneys.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
See this is the problem with social media.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I bought it off TikTok.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying is.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
When we were growing up in the eighties and nineties,
there was no those talk about like, oh, let's buy
hydrogen water. People are just saying crap and you buy it.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well, no, that's why everybody dies young because they weren't
talking about it in the eighties and nineties.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh, so hydrogen water. I'm gonna google hydrogen. We don't
google on this show, but I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Hydrogen preach a beza pre.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Water.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Hey, Beza is in here, guys, to any of our
truck drivers out there, in case you guys weren't able
to tell, and also do our track draw operator.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh it's.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
The benefits are primarily linked to its antioxidant and anti
inflammatory inflammatory properties.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Whatever that was.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, it's very good. For you.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I've never I honestly, I've never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I'll bring you somem like you buy it at the
gas station. No, you don't buy it at the gas station.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, it's seven to eleven local quick stop. Hi, I'll
take some hydrogen water. No, people are going in there
getting forties in a pack of SIGs. Dude, they're trying
to get a dart to smoke in between breaks. It's
not the rich and the wealthy bro round the corners.
That's that's lower. That's America. In this building, you got
all these people that think they're rich. Go out across
(01:41):
the street. That's America.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
That was a rant that I'm willing to die on.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Hey, I got five dollars. I want to try and
fill up my car. That's that's across the street. That's
where you ain't getting no hydrogen water there. You've been
going to Whole Foods too long.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Boy, do you feel like you're being schooled right now?
Because it feels like it.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's the thing, Ray, I don't know where you get
hydrogen water. So I'm I don't know why you're yelling
at me. I'm asking questions. So that's why I know
at the gas station, they buy Swisher sweets. I understand
that because they want to take the tobacco out and
put the marijuana in it.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
They want to put a little that is that what happens?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, Oh, a lot of people they take the Swisher
sweets and you'll go in the parking lot and you'll
see the tobacco all dumped out because they want something
to roll the joint.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh that's pretty smart.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I never knew that. I did a gas station in college.
That's when I learned. And I go. My buddy said, hey,
just grab something because I got discount and stuff, you know,
good discounts.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Uh huh, five finger discount.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And so I go, we'll just grab these smokes and
they're Swisher sweets. And I got us a twelve pack
of beer. And he goes, all right, what'd you get
for smokes? You know, just so we look cool, you
know on the patio. I don't know. And I was like,
got these Swisher sweets and he goes, dude, you don't
actually smoke those things. You should have got cigarettes or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Wait, you're burying the lead here. You worked at a
gas station. Yeah, Were you ever scared for your life?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
There shootings, not while I was there, but people did
gas runs too. That's what is that. Well, you'd turn
on the pump. Now they don't do it anymore, but
we'd turned it on, so you had to trust that
they were going to pay. Hey, I'll turn the pump on.
You're gonna come in and pay. Yeah, I'll come in
and pay. And then they'd gas skip because it was college.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I would have done the same thing.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
You have the sea mark by my middle school shout
out Murkison Middle School in Austin. You would wait till
the beer truck pulled up and it would block so
the personne see you, and you'd pull.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Up to the far gas bumps boom out before they.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Got some shady people up in here. Why that's shady.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
And that's the sea mark that when we used to
get off the bus in middle school in the morning,
we'd walk to that sea mark and all my buddies
would smoke a cigarette behind the sea mark because they
thought it was so cool.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
They were so cool and in middle school.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, and then we'd go walk back.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
This is why you don't know what hydrogen water is.
You're smoking cigarettes in middle school.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I never smoked a cigarette in my life because my
parents smoked cigarettes, and I thought it was so gross
that I would never does not smell it. I would
never touch a cigarette. And I mean my buddies chest
a'd come. We'd go back to school, like, hey, dude,
do you have any extra gum?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I think my breast smells so. I mean, you know
those teachers smelt it all over.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well, in Michigan it was so popular middle schoolers and
high schoolers. They didn't care, but they'd go in the
bushes and smoke. You could see the smoke above the bushes.
There were that in the wintertime. There were that many
kids smoking before school, And I thought, why wait outside
and smoke when I can go inside and grab some butt?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
You know what some butt like?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Girls?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Why am I gonna go smoke out?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
You were grabbing people's butts.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Like I'm talking about chasing tail.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm not straight, bro, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I've never heard grabbing butt either, So I'm busy today.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm grabbing. But what are you saying?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You want to go smoke a cigarette?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, I'm gonna go grab butt.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Man.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
When I was in high school, we had Sema Serena.
It was the thing, that's how you say it. The
street that ran next to my high school, and that's
where all the smokers went because you couldn't be on campus,
so they would go stand on the sidewalk across the
street on Sema Serena, and all the smokers would be
over there, just smoking away, puffing their sin.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And you weren't over there because you were grabbing.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
But I was not grabbing the butt.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
I just know that you would drive and if you
drove down that road, you could just see them all
lined up over on that side of the street.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
But now they vape. And what I learned is there's
everybody vaping.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Everybody vape everything.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Well, and our friend we went to Hawaii. She had
trouble finding low Ki flex ret rich. She had trouble
finding a vape in Hawaii, so she started battling addiction.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
So she grabbed Oh no.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
We went to four or five different on O Wahu,
four or five different Aloha stores, and we couldn't find
her vape. So she started shaking to these things, get addicted?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
You ever vape?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I just am, so I have let me answer that question.
Depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Okay, have you ever been to Hawaii?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No? The only time I've ever done it is like
if I'm out and I'm like hammered. For some reason,
whenever I see someone with one, I'm like, can I
please have a hit of that? I don't know why.
So I feel it from strangers.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
So can it be that you are hitting it all
the time?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
I was, So you grab it from random strangers, You
get your mouth on their vapor?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah? Now what what? What? What's gonna happen if I
wipe it off?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
The germs are still there, are they? Yeah, and a.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Lot of them you can't even smell, So somebody could
be doing marijuana not to sound.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But also this man, I just can't get over the
fact that he just went down this whole rabbit hole
about vaping and was like, oh, yeah, I was in
Hawaii and Ohio and whah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Rich No, it's the only way I could tell the
story because you could find a vape in America because
here we're addicted to all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Oh wai, he is America, Yes.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
The sad thing is Australia or Bali. It ain't America.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's literally at US State.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I will not tell you. There's no way that's America.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Stop, it's nothing like America.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I don't know to go.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Hey, joined on my boat. I don't even understand how
people go to Hawaii. I see pictures. I'm like, wow,
that looks cool.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That looks expensive, very expensive.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And we've got a free house. Otherwise the hotels.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Are through the rus What did you do for this
free house?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Family?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
But what do you mean you did? Your family?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
No, it was a time share on a golf course
and everybody can get a turn.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
So when's the next time we can go?
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I know, That's what I'm saying. And free Southwest flight
I fly for free. So wow. By whatever it's called
partner program. My wife's the main I'm the second. What's
it called the companion pass?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
You have a Southwest credit card and get all the points?
Speaker 4 (07:49):
How money is.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
She spending that she gets a companion pass?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
You just use the credit card for everything I do.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
What kind of credit card do you have?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I have the Southwest credit card?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Google how much?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Because we don't Google on this phone or on the show,
Google how much you had to spend on your Southwest
credit card to get a companion pass, because I have
no idea, didn't even realize that you could spend on
your credit card to get a companion pass.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
That's how we got it.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's badass.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
And I believe they've upped it though, because my wife's
pretty fearful that we're not going to have it next year.
Oh she's already warned me. She say, hey, companion pass
might be done.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
So No, what you do is spend however much you
need to get there and then return all those items.
So you hit the spot, you make the companion pass,
then return the items, get the money back.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
It doesn't tell me a specific amount. It says one
hundred and thirty five thousand points. I don't know how
you get points. I guess is it per dollar? Is
it two per I don't know how that works.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I just do it whenever I fly. I get it
because I'm a Southwest Rewards member. Hell yeah, I don't
have a credit card that is going to the airline.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
My credit card just gives me cash, okay, rich which
you can sign up for it. It's from Bank of America.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I have two credit cards. Oh, I see the other one.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I have that and I have Discover card, and that's
because I got Discover card when I was in college.
My first two credit cards Discover in Verizon Visa.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
I will tell you one of the better ones that
get Marriott don't have it anymore. I maxed it out,
got in trouble with the wife. But they give you
a free hotel every time on.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Your birth bro I'm telling you the Capitol one Venture card.
You can use it for hotels, for flights, for travel,
like we're going to New York and everything is paid for.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Well, New York isn't a be the Have you seen
the Union station right down the street here, This is
a really nice hotel. Stay there for free because of
Marriott credit card. Every year you get it for your birthday,
Happy birthday, have a free hotel.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
And then you max it out and they give you
the rest.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Of the year nothing. That was just an amazing benefit
you got.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And then for a two hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So for all year you spend on their credit card
and they give you a night in a hotel for
two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
And was that city that you already live in?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
You could in any city. But also it was when
I was in my I was just maxing credit cards.
They gave me a seven thousand dollars limit. I wasn't
going for the benefits, but it was cool that I
was able to get a free hotel stay.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You know what's cool that I learned the other day.
I didn't know that you two were roommates. Yeah, I
had no idea that you were roommates. At some point
in Lunchbox currently no, not currently, Lunchbox threw you underneath
the bus.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Ray, Well, it's probably already made it on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
You know you had to say underneath the bus. You
just say under the bus, and people know he.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Threw you under the bus.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
What did I say? Hit me?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He told me that you were so weird and that
you hated his dogs. So you would come home and
go straight up to your room. You even buy your
own little mini fridge factual, so that you didn't have
to leave your room and deal with the dogs.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
True, Like Abiza, when I would go out of town,
I would have to pay someone to go to our
townhouse and let my dogs out and take him for
a walk.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Even though Ray was you don't like dogs.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I do know. I overcame my fear in the last
couple of years.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
So it was like a legit fear, like you thought
they were going to kill you.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
I'm good with them now later in life I ended
up being fine with them. It was just that that
year I was new to town, new to dogs, new
to roommate, new to all that. It was a lot
of new. I'm sure you knew that as well when
you went overseas into Abiza, a lot of new.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
There was a lot of new. But I wasn't scared
cultivation the hostile I was fine?
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Did you really?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
How was that the.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Best experience ever?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You meet people from ember where?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Huh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
It was literally called the party hostile and it was
so fun. They had two dollars beers for happy hours.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Were you the oldest person at the hostel?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
No, he's not even close to old. That's the oddust question.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, No, hostels are usually for college kids.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's true. They are a lot of young people there.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
I would have asked this question, nod.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I yes, I was the only gay one there.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
Were you the only guy? Where? Their females is the
better question?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
It was mixed nice?
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, so there was for sure hooking up.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, they were grabbing butt Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
So.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Did you meet people from all over the world America
like I did.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I met this girl named Daphne from Ghana. She lives
in the UK. Now she has her name like this
Daphne and it's so cute.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
And then we take her home in your suitcase.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
No, that's called like abduction. True, but I met people
from I do on WhatsApp? How cool? Am I?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
That's pretty good?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I know we're pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
So she speaks English? Yeah, okay, I didn't know what
you said. She was from Ghana.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, she's from Ghana but lives in the UK.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
So you and your dude, would you get he went
with you?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
No, no, no, here's he went with me on the trip.
He stayed in the hotel. I stayed in the hostel.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Explain that.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It has been on my bucket list to stay in
a hostel, like I just wanted to so bad, and
he was like, I'm not doing that. I will stay
in the hotel. Hell. So I dropped all my stuff
off at the hotel and I went and stayed the
hostel by myself.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
And to anybody out there, I lived in Costa Rica.
So a hostel is a hotel. Yeah, but you all
stay in kind of the same room.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Hotel with bunk beds with bunk that's.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
The best way to put it.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Common bathroom, you share a bathroom, right, yeah, but yues
what when?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
But they're private stalls. It's not like it's just a
bunch of toilets.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
No, I understand.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
What I'm saying is that you're all in the state,
like there's a sink, you're brushing your teeth right next
to someone. It's not like you have privacy. There's no privacy.
I've never stayed in a hostel. It was amazing because
I never under If I would have known that when
I was younger, maybe I would have traveled.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
But I never knew anything. I'd thought you had to
pay for a hotel, pay for all this, and I
didn't have any money to do any of that, so
I didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Now, I just wanted to travel all of Europe and
stay in a hostel. It was like fourteen dollars a night.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That bed was amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It was awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Well, and I heard you can always pay for the
hostels with either ass grass or cash, so one of
the three, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I paid with cash, so.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
You guys would go out at night, and then you
would go sleep at the hostel and then go back
to the hotel to shower and stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, I showered at the hostel.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Then what the point? What was the point of putting
your stuff at the hotel?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well, I only say there one night because I just
wanted to experience it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Oh my gosh, this guy making it sound like he
stated the whole week and no, no, no, one night the
hostel in the beezel.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Hey, then his dude's back at uh what the carl Astoria.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, that's what he basically was. But I just wanted
to experience at once. So I went and say that
in the one night you were there. Yeah, and then
we went out every single night afterward.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
That's what That's what hostels are known for.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
You meet me, But it was only there.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
One should go on a trip where south or East?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Not Nashville Church Street or Lower broad.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
You don't leave Tennessee, dude, I have three children, Yeah,
leave them at home. When would you like me to
leave my children anytime?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Okay, leave your children with your wife and we're going
on a boy's trip.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
To where where would we go?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Europe?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Oh? Okay, now that was.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
If he's a I can't even get him to go
to West End. Okay, and you'll try to go west.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I will say, I do owe Ray an apology?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh, go ahead, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
We'll take a break and i'll tell you right after this.
So last week Ray started talking about going to the
Kentucky Vanderbilt football game.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay, I said, hit me up, I'll go.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I'm in.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Why not go watch Diego Pavia and the boys wrestle
around with some Kentucky Wildcats.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
You know what I mean? Okay, guys in tight pants.
I'm trying to describe it for your Oh I love sports. Yeah,
and so.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Nick Bosa, if he wasn't so dumb, god, he'd be
even hotter.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Go ahead, saw my let's go, dude, let's go.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
And he hits me up on Saturday and he's like, hey,
tickets are seventy dollars on the game time app.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You ready?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I said, hey, man, after a thinking about it, like
the thought of sitting at a Vanderbilt football game for
four hours was exciting. On like Tuesday or Wednesday, I
think I'm out.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
So you hyped him up all week long and then bailed.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I said maybe I'll go. Hit me up. I didn't
say I was going for sure.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
No, you hyped him up because you were just yelling, Yeah,
let's go. It's gonna be so cool. I want to
watch these people wrestle around.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
You talked about staying a whole night in a hostel.
I couldn't even get him to stay half a game
and halftime.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I know this is sad. So then you bailed on him.
Did you go to the game? Ray?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I went by yourself, solo mission, just like you at
the hostel.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, you should have called me.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
You went solo. Yeah, oh man.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I would have been there.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
I hit up so, I hit up lunch. Lunch goes,
he bailed. I hit up brother and I pits yeah
and said, hey, and man, let's roll. He goes, I'm
balls deep and Christmas stuff can't go, and I go cool,
totally understandable. I head up Kevin. Kevin had showed interest,
and he said, Hey, I'm gonna do this Vandy game.
You want to roll? And he goes, let me try
and find some stuff out. I'll let you know a
hour later. I'm already there, paid for parking. I'm in
(17:16):
the thick of it. Yeah, West End, dude. Just imagine
a Beza at around two pm. Okay, and Kevin goes, hey,
I'm out, dude, too late, babysit or all that stuff
couldn't couldn't happen. So then I had up McKitty, I
go McKitty Vandy game. McKitty goes, I'm out later not now,
I go fine solo mission. It is for your boy.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You know what I didn't hear during that entire story.
He never once asked if I wanted to go Za.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
You want to go watch some guys rustle around?
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
All I heard was there is beer and concession food.
I love concession food. I'll do weird shit for a
pretzel and cheese.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
It's kind of weak though with Vandy. I don't know
if they were they were really kicking, or it was
basically pizza.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I could I could eat some pizza, I think, right, because.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
Their bathroom lines aren't good and I don't think their
concessions are great. Yet.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Well, next time I'm there, Yeah, next time, Lunch bails
on you because he's a loser.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I didn't bail, you bailed, So tell me how it went.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Phenomenal. I want to talk about Abiza can we push
this to the D block?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I mean we can. I mean I.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Want to know how long we have with Abiza because.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
He's here all day.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, what do you want from me?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
Well, we wanted. I wanted some stories about Abiza the
Bandy game. Was you bailed?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I didn't bailail committed?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yes, you did. I feel like you committed.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I said, hit me up on Saturday, maybe I'll go,
and I showed something for an entire country. If you will,
you can go to things solo.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Beza stayed in the hostel until about two am until
somebody cuddled up with him. Guys, I went to a
Vandy game solo. You can do things solo. If all
your friends bailed, we're just all over the place. And then,
what do you mean all over the place that my
wife would have hated it?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Were you just bouncing around the entire game?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
I sat the whole first half. I was ten rows
up halftime. I eyed a spot was right behind the
field goal posts. I was in like five hundred dollars seats,
watched the entire third quarter. I posted all the videos.
About fourth quarter, I had to go. It was forty
two to nothing and Baser needed my help lift and address.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Lifting dress dress. You had to go grab some butt
because you had to lift a dress?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Was it exciting? Was the game fun? Was it weird?
Sitting by yourself? Did you have a bruski? But tell
me about it?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Feel like it would be so fun by yourself? What
did you do?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
He bounced, Well, yeah, I realized is you miss a
lot when you're with your friends, when you're drinking. I
had a couple drinks, but that doesn't count. Really, two ultras,
let's be.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Really Yeah, remember that's nothing.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
You remember everything? Yeah, so I I just there was
people around me drinking, eating kids. Come on, there is
so much of the game, people miss I saw it all.
I saw every pass, every touchdown, thing, every behind.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
This sounds like it's new hobby.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, well no, I really just wanted to do it.
I think Bobby is gonna win the Heisman. I wanted
to see it firsthand. I also, I like the feel
of a crowd, and I got to like because I
think Vandy makes the playoffs. They beat the Vault. They
have to, That's what I'm saying. So I kind of
really wanted to be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
You don't know anything, Yes, I do. They have a
great record this year. This is the first time in
so long that they've done this. Well, they beat Auburn
not long ago. They're doing great.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Sorry, bees, I apologize. I didn't realize you were savant.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I'm brilliant.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
And they they've done every time we're scoring touchdown, guys,
they've done a lot with It's the video production, the audio,
all that stuff. Touchdown here you're hearing this and they
shoot fireworks after everyone and the music they.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Played I saw. I was watching it on TV and
I live not far from the stadium. I feel like
they have to be fake because how did I not
hear any of the fireworks, none of the explosions, nothing.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
They just go straight up. So I don't know if
it's enough for you to hear it from half a
mile away.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You can hear the fireworks before they score a touchdown
on TV.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
That's accurate. If you hear it and you're like, oh, someone,
they scored.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Here they go and it was the greatest single game
for a quarterback in Vanderbilte history. And I was there
for it.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And that's what you get from missing at lunch.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, Well, what happened with me is a dude I
played soccer with. He hit me up and he was like, hey,
you want to go play golf at twelve seventeen?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
So you went golfing instead of to the football game.
You bailed on Ray to go golfing with this loser.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
And I said, yeah, dude, I would love to go
play golf at twelve seventeen. And so he told me
all right, twelve seventeen, you're in, I'll meet you there,
blah blah blah. And I show up to the course
at like eleven forty five, okay, and my buddy's not there.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Okay, he still had thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, and then he texts, He goes, hey, dude, bad news.
Apparently my wife we were going to some neighbor's birthday
kid's birthday party and I can't make it.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is this all on the same day, all on Saturday.
So you bailed on Ray and then your friend bailed
on you. That's what you get. That's what we call karma.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, So then I get I'm just there and I'm like,
what do I do? Do I play golf or do
I go home? I played golf, and what do I
played football?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You played football?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Was already.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I'm even knew were offended for you now, Ray though,
because he bailed on you, and then he got bailed
on like he made other plans after he said all
week long that he was gonna go with you.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Kevin's was a little worse. On Friday Thursday, Kevin goes, hey,
lunch is going I might be down for that, Vandy,
Let's think about it. Let's never saying totally committed. But
everybody was like, hey, tossing the idea around, and so
Kevin I hit him up. He says, can't do it.
Later he's with McKitty at a bar ah.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
But there's something wrong with Ray. Wow, everyone's bailing on you.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
But in also as much as I wanted to feel
bad for myself, what I realized as well, when you're
in a game, everybody only cares about himself. I was
by myself. Listeners coming up to me, I mean they
just thought I was like, they had no idea. I
was at the game by myself, and I'm so sorry,
but thank you, thank you so much for taking a picture.
I'm like, guys, I'm by myself.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I got nothing here.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Here's the thing I thought Vanderbilt was gonna win. It
wasn't gonna be an exciting game.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Oh it was exciting. Five hundred passing yards.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
But I was just like four hour football game and
my buddy inviting me to play golf. So then I
get paired up with this guy, Chris. And Chris is
a nice guy, but he was just like, man, he
was sitting around the house and the nervous energy was
just getting to me. You know, Tennessee plays tonight, and
I just couldn't sit around all day. So I had
to get out of the house before the game, just
like to like, try to call my nerves.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Don't let him rip a vape.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I'm like, I'm like, Chris, I don't think you're playing, man,
I think you're gonna be okay. I mean, you're just
watching the game. You're nervous. This isn't for a national championship.
This is just a regular season game and they.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Ain't making the playoff, right, And he.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Was just freaking out.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
So we played golf and then some other guy joined
up with us, and there was a drunk two drunk
foursomes in front of us. These drunk guys like that.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Foursomes, Yeah, not that kind, not the kind you do.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
It was like, wow, that sounds fun, but it's four
guys playing a group of golf. You have a foursome, okay.
And so they were so drunk. I pull up to
the ninth tea box. They had left their full beer
on the tea box.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Did you drink it?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
No? I would have no, no, no, I don't know
what the heck's going and what if they peed in it?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Well?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
And also if you're losing track of beers, that's the
sign of drunk.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, and can't even keep up with them.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I was worried we weren't eve gonna finish the round
due because it was like, we're gonna be stuck behind
these guys at the turn though.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Zip right past them. Both groups. We finished the round,
Thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
You know what, I really don't want to hear any
more about your golf. Really, yeah, I'm not. I'm mad
at you.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Why are you mad at me?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Because you bailed on ray? That is so here?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
No, no, Here's the thing that I love the support,
But in living the country, you kind of have to
make commitments to things before the actual thing. So I
had to do it like a thirty to forty five
minute drive.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
And so I kind of just went out on a limb,
thinking Lunch would come through, thinking Kevin would come through,
thinking brother would come through, thinking McKitty would come through.
Out of all those people, you've got to think somebody,
maybe one. So then once I'm in the town, and
then once I do the parking, and then once I'm
on the app.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
You act like you live in a different country. How
is it? How is it so far away?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
They live so far down?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
But I'm saying, would you be the if you were
in a be the would you go walk the beach
for forty five minutes and then not try to go
sight see it something cool? Or would you just walk
the beach back?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
And you know, no, I get it. If you're there,
you have to experience.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That's what I'm golf like. I was there and my
buddy mad.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
I didn't ask you about the golf. You already bailed on.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Ray and I said, you know what, I'm here, I
might as well play.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Oh Justin Justin said, hey, my family's in my sister
so we can't go. Also said, oh, you're right, Vanderbilt
doesn't have family seating. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Also, did we not just talk about going on a trip,
and lunch was like, when could I leave my kids?
You left them all day to go golfing.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
They were gone.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
You can go on a trip with us.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
My kids were gone.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Should we go to the beach?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I hate the beach?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Okay, so now.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I don't I don't understand the beach. Why are we
am I going to just lay there and do nothing?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I mean, I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
What do you do with the beach?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You go to the all inclusive resorts and you drink
your Margarita's all day?
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, see later and drink margarita's and do nothing.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah, shoot the bowl Atbiza? Did you go to Abiza
or Bartholona?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I went to Barcelona?
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Okay? Is it? Can you tell us a story or
something fun from that? Because right now all we got
was the hostel. We got to take a break and
then we're going to start the show, and then you're
gonna tell us about Abiza.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
We'll be right back start the show, all right, we
got to start it, gonna do it live? Is Arnold
here today?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
No, he's not.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
The one. I got a message from him, So loser,
you for gotta do it, sore loser. Let's try that again.
Try it again from the top.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
We ah the one two three, So loser?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Abiza, You're gonna introduce yourself. In a second, I will
vamp as Bones taught me. This is Susan ray Mudo.
I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male. I live
on the north side of Nashville with Baser, my wife.
We live in the country two point three three three
three three three three acres and I will die of
a heart attack when I'm seventy two and a half.
We have two kids at Vanderbilt. They are currently in
the electrophysiology unit. Be the Please introduce yourself to the truckers.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I have no idea the words that just came out
of your mouth. Hi, I'm a be the.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I also live in North Natyeld. Just not in the country.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
No, he lives in another state.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Oh yeah, that's all I have for you. I'm not
very interesting. I'm just really gay.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, that's it. Yeah, you have a dog or cat.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Oh yeah, I got two Golden retrievers, George and Emily.
Okay that they have full government names, George Alexander and
Emily Margaret. They're very fancy.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Okay, are are your dog's name after anybody?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
No, just fancy names.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
All right, that's a beza everybody. I tell you, it's
been a year since you've been to the window a visa?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Right, yeah, actually right out a year and I didn't
even go.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
To a visa. He's all cocky about his intro. We've
worked on these intros for like seven.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Years, so that makes way more sense.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
He's worked on it for seven then.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Why why was I What was I cocky about? Where
was cocky?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Now? There's nothing else about you will be the not
all is interesting?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That and well, I'm so great. I know everything about sports.
I'm just the coolest thing ever. Sounds pretty cocky to me.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Pizza from the top rope.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I understand that's cocky.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
When you say I know everything about everything? Pretty cocky
or truth? Oh okay, you say so.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I mean I don't understand that. That's a good intro.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, it's better than.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Just saying my name's a bezo. See and I'm gay.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Well, what else did you want me to say? I
wasn't prepared for this.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
I know if I was to throw one together for
you would be like, aren't you the endorsements king?
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Well I put that on there. Don't you drive like
a really nice car?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
I drive a blue card.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
I put that on there.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Double hip replacement. There you go, There you go, ionic
and iconic.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Let's try again.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Alright, ready, and now over to you.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
No, I'm not doing it?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
What not do the music? Maybe he didn't. He didn't
have the music? All right, and go?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Do you want me to say abiva? Yes, it's like
my first day on the job.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
He's like a seasoned, vetted radio right now throw him for.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
A tails bid Hi, I'm a beva, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
What about your double him, double.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Hip replacement, bionic and iconic? Babe? Woo, there you go,
there it is, sweetie.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
So what was the best thing about Abiza Barcelona? Barcelona, Barcelona?
The food? Really?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Their food was so good. We had so much payea
and then we had some petatas bravs and the men were.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Throwing everybody in shape over there.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah, it's so dumb to me. They're all eating pasa
and pizza and drinking wine and smoking cigarettes and they're
all three pounds?
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Is it because it's such whole food and it's just
from there?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
And they walk everywhere or ride their vespa?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Okay, did you ride a vespa?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
No? I was not pulling a Lizzie McGuire. I should have.
What is that Lizzy McGuire when she went to Europe
she was riding vespa?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
Or Lauren Conrad?
Speaker 4 (31:02):
She went to your old What.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Tell me, Lizzie you watched Lizzie maguire growing up?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I'm much younger than you.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
And you're gay. I forgot I didn't watch it. I forgot.
I'm like, why would you watch?
Speaker 4 (31:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
You're like the age of my parents? What you could
be my dad?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
How old is your dad?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Actually, I don't know. I'm a sperm doner baby.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
How old your mom?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
I should have been on my intro.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
How old your mom?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Fifty three?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I am nowhere near your mom's age.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
You're pretty much.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
How old are you a viza?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
How?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I asked you first, I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
No, you're not.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yes, I am Morgan.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, there there is no way you're twenty seven years old. Yeah,
we started here twelve years ago.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
You would have been twelve when we started.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You're not very good at math. I started as the
intern as my freshman year in college. I was eighteen.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
He was eighteen.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Viva, I've been here for nine years.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Holy crap, you feel old in your face?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, how old are you? As old as forty four?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
You're as old as my mom. You could be my daddy.
Daddy lunch, that's your new name.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
You're gonna be a radio legend by the end of
all that.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
That's the goal.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
But what's with the biotic hip?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Though?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
At twenty seven?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
No, no, not one, but two two it was a
birth defect.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Maybe that's why I just thought you were our age because.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I had a walker.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Wait, I had a walker twenty seven walking around here
with a cane.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I mean he's got a cane, dude, I mean, like.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Sure, dude, coming Clinton Plain and down the hallway. Also,
you just said our age. Does that mean you're also
forty four?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
I just grouping it. I'm forty. Oh God, let's just round.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh god, we're so old.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Like whoa you got the fours in front of you damn.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
We got gray hair on our beards and it's a
little weird.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
And now you got hair on your back, don't you
know that's what happens when you get older. No, you
get on your ears and your eyebrows, the long ones.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Let me tell you, the ears is the one.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
My old gym coach, mister Reid Murkison Middle School shout out.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I'm trying to look at your ears?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
But I don't have it now it should be gone.
I got a haircut, so you had it before.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
So if I play a Beza was just trying to
touch lunches. I was like a video.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
I thought he was going for a wet willie there.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
I was like, what are we doing trying to look
at your ear?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
He's willing to wet. You're willing. Uh.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Mister Reid used to get hair on his ears and
we'd be like, oh my god, look at that.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I didn't realize everybody when they got older it got it.
So mister Reid was just normal.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Yeah, and your ears get bigger when you get older.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Oh your ears don't get bigger.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yes, I do. Your ears in your nose never stops
crying that's just a myth. No, it's true. Look it up.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Let me.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
We don't google on this show.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yes I do, and no.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
So my wife has noticed it and she's like, hey,
because guys all their stuff gets bigger as all of it.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Whoa.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
My wife's like, oh my gosh, have you seen blank
their ears and noses getting so big?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, but they don't mean you got little ears.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
They're gonna be perfect.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
When little ears, you can drink a lot of beers.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I was like, where are you going?
Speaker 3 (34:34):
I was, I have no idea what they say. I've
never heard this. I've never heard this, but.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
I'll never get big ears because they're so small, Like
look how crazy small they are.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
They are pretty small, like miniature. We got daddy lunch
and miniature ears over here.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Question.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
So when when you're in Barcelona with your dude, right,
I don't know how this works, because this is do
you guys sit there and oh, man, look at how
hot that guy is?
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Really, yeah, you don't do that.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well, my wife isn't in the Chicks, so it's a
different thing.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
But you like, you couldn't point out there and be like, oh,
she's really pretty.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
No, I could do that.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
I yes, that that that is, but my wife is
not attracted to them, like I'm saying, like.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I understand.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
That's why I was confused.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I didn't know if if the two dudes sit around
like that's hot.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Yeah, I mean we'll point them out and be like, damn,
look at them booty cheekers.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Did you go to any was it nude beaches there?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
We did not go to a nude beach there, different trip,
but we did go to a bunch of gay bars
and they were very fun. Basically a nude beach.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
More comparable to like America or that. You were more
enjoyable there.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Much more enjoyable.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Okay, why what's the what was the difference?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
They are very much so more just like a party vibe,
like it's all like fist bumping and like it's like
a rave basically.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
The techno music, yeah, and everything.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
The lazy and the hot people people in America are
just not as attractive.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Do they eat three square meals over there? Is it different?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
They eat like five meals a day all day. They're
just like snacking like little snacks all the time. What
did you guys do better for you?
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Just get crap faced on the beach or did you
do a little bit of culture.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
We did go to a castle, so we did a
little bit of culture. We went on this little gondola
ride that was super cute, and then we walked around
to a bunch of like the different architecture. The churches
are really pretty. Even though I'm not religious, the churches
are still pretty to look at.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
But that was about it was there, so the churches
didn't catch on fire when you walked in.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I didn't go inside on purpose. I didn't want to
burn down history.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
What was there?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Was there?
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Soccer?
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Was there sports that went on while you guys were there?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
There were? But the tickets were too expensive.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
I was like, no, babes, I'm not doing that. Not happened.
I'd rather go to the bar.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Well, we can go solo to a football game in Nashville.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I ha gone out in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
I'm trying to go on a boys trip and you
guys keep shutting it down. But no, it was it
like hundreds for it was like four hundred bucks for
one ticket in the very top row. And I was like,
absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
You wouldn't even be able to see that. Your hips
wouldn't make it up there. No, they don't have an
elevator that high cap seating.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Damn, I messed up.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
You ever? Do you get handicap seating now? With your hips?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I have handicap parking.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
But like if you go to a sporting a Vendora
concert and be like, oh, you know my ticket, I'm
sure I could absolutely well. And also, was that before
you got the hip surgery?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, so before I.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Learn on that trip that you should probably get the surgery.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
It was before so they told me that I needed
the surgery, but I still went on the trip and
then I got the surgery afterward.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
So you were a little hobbled.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Oh yeah, I was limping. Okay, I was gimping.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
So that whole trip you're probably like, you get drunk
and you go, hey, I'm gonna get the surgery.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah. Yeah, it was bad.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
It was like a come to Jesus moment where you
realized you had to get it.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It was rough.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Yeah, how'd you guys go to our place? Like? Did
you hit the vespas or did you walk?
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I walked everywhere? Jeez, it was a lot. It was
like twenty miles a day.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Whoa, It's like Disney, Man, I know it.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Was insane when you were there, rainy and cold. It
was like mid sixties, low high high fifties, mid sixties
and rainy the whole time.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
All right, awful Americans there or what do you guys
looked at?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Not? Really?
Speaker 4 (38:17):
It was people from all other countries except for Amyriica.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Literally there were people from everywhere.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Are they cool with the gays over there?
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, honey, much more cool than here.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Oh I thought we were well welcoming here in America.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
You guys do a boat while you were there?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
No, okay, we didn't see you guys have so many
fun ideas, and I don't understand why you keep shutting
down my boys. Trip.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
Were there casinos there?
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Zach didn't gamble?
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Man, I don't. Yeah, I don't gamble. I don't know,
just question.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
I didn't know if Monico is near Marcella. I know
Billy lost fifteen thousand in Monaco.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
I don't even have fifteen thousand dollars to lose.
Speaker 4 (38:52):
Yeah, he was good though, but yeah, he hasn't been
back since.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I don't know where Monico is. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I don't either.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I know they have the Monaco Graham pre which is
a car race.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Don't worry, I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Is that in Spain, it's all It's all Spain, Italy, France,
all that Italy.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, Monica is its own country. What Monico country in Europe?
That's what it says, is that the country in Europe. Man,
I had no idea.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, we'll take a break, we'll right back. I gotta go,
but I mean.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
And also Bea didn't give very good pitch though. For Barcelona.
I don't know if I'll ever go.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Why he said they're nice, to say they got a
great hostel, great food.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I'm not gay, and I don't want to go watch
a soccer game for four hundred dollars. And I don't
like rain and cloudy.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Well literally the one week that we were there, that
was the most it rained all year long. Like the
one week that we were there. I will say I
like the Barcelona a lot more than Madrid.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
And I don't like eating five meals a day. I
want to eat good square meals. I want to wake up,
I want to eat.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Oh, but did you stopped the law dude.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
Her breakfast where people looking at you like, man, those
Americans can eat.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Not really, and their portions are massive, Like when we
would get the payea, it was like the as big
as the plate.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I mean, they're so skinny. I thought it'd be small,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
That's why I don't understand how they're so skinny. But
they eat so much it makes me mad walk I know,
and they have actually good ingredients.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
What was it? Pizza popular gelato?
Speaker 1 (40:24):
That pizza gelato and honestly a lot of Italian food
like it was noodles, noodles everywhere that I love.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah, did you go to a noodle making class?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Like?
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Were you made pasta noe? And they have that or cooking?
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I'm sure they did. Oh, you're asking a lot of questions. No,
I didn't do anything like that.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Well you didn't. You haven't asked me any questions about
what I did the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Because you were talking about golf and I got bored.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
You want to know what I did on Sunday? What
I woke up at six thirty am. I was like, man,
what am I going to do till football starts? And
so I went and play golf.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Man, he's addicted to golf. He's been diagnosed with a
compulsive golfing disorder.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
What's so fun about golfing? All you do is stand
there and swing this damn thing in the air, the
feeling and hopefully hit the ball.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
When you hit it flush, Oh my god, that's a
feeling better than sexy.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
I have a better than sex. I'm telling baser. He
said that. But I have a serious question.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Go ahead. I mean, I'm here, I got serious answers.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
So whenever I go to top golf and I smack
it really good, I lose that ball in my eyesight.
How do you know where the ball is at all times?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
Wellman, brothers should never go play together because Pitts always loses.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I would lose it.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
I will say.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Yesterday teeing off at eight fifteen am in the morning,
there was shots that I'd hit and I had no idea.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Where that would be me.
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Every guy I.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Would hit it and you would see it for a
little bit and they're like, ah, I'm not really sure
where it went. And I got paired up with random dudes, right,
got paired up with three other guys.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Doing a hostel for golf.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Yeah, two of the.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Dudes knew each other. They were there together. Darren and Kevin.
They were together and then I got They're like, oh,
you're gonna be.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
With Alan over there. They made me ride in a
cart with some dude.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Did you get to drive?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:12):
He drove okay, yanky.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
You know what's very awkward though, is not knowing someone
and having to ride in a cart with him, and
then like you hit a couple of bad shots and
you're frustrated and you have to get back in the
cart with this random stranger and at.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
What are you drinking?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
I was just asking. I feel like that's all you
do when you golf.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
The lubricant would have made it better.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, stone cold, sober, and like you're sitting in the
cart and it's like I'm supposed to add like I'm
in a good mood, but you're pissed off because you
just hit one in the woods and you're like, hey, Alan,
how's it going man?
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Great? Day to day?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
What happens when you hit it in the woods. You
have to go get it you.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Can, or you can just drop one right by this
and count a stroke. It's a penalty.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
I feel like I would be such a cheater if
I was a golfer.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
If you hit in the woods, it's called a woody.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Ooh yeah, I would just lie.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
It's called a boner.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
You should have started with that. No, I like golf.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
That's right, it's called a boner. And when you hit
it in the water, you're like, I got her wet.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
I hate you so much. Wait, you want to hear
a joke that I learned over the weekend.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
I would love to hear it. Where's you hear it?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
At one of my friend's parents were in town. It
was from her dad, Okay, I got it, And he said, okay,
you know when you look at a nipple, like it's
got the nipple and then it's got like the brown
part around it, the areola, and then it's got the
bumps on them, like the outside of the areola. You
know what the bumps are. It's braille for suck me.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
It was like, what, that's hilarious, dude, I'm about to
text my boys.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Should tell them, tell everybody.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Was the guy's wife there with him? Yeah? Did she
like it? Or was she like here where we go?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
She was like this the tenth time I've heard this show.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Through a lot.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Yeah, And then it was it got awkward though, on
the back nine because one of the guys hit a
bad drive and his friend's like, oh, on his last shot,
he pulled his forearm muscle. Yeah, so it's gonna be
tough rest of the round. I'm like, did he really
pull a forearm muscle? Or is he just not having
a good round of golf? So we're like, there was
no when.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
You're playing golf, do you have to write down your
own score?
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, I would be cheating.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Honesty, but we're not.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
It's an honest man's game. It's an ultimate gentleman's game.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
No, I would be cheating the whole time.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
And well, you're not playing, I mean, you're playing against yourself.
I'm not playing against these people because I don't know them.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
But who do you think would be the person most
likely to cheat at golfing? Golf? Me? Lunch, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
Scuba Scuba Definitely Eddie, you think, Yeah, without a doubt,
either either Rare or Eddie.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Me. I'm always playing with it, like I don't Yeah,
I don't wait if I do bad, I don't even
keep my own score. But if I was, I don't
know if I've ever played for money.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Oh, we should put some money on the line, Well,
you don't even play. I can if there's money involved,
I'm in.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
I'm here.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
I would love to take your money. But and then
there was another awkward moment when I'm getting in the
cart with Alan. I'm like, oh, man, you know you
go from around here. No, I just moved here, blah
blah blah, and oh.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
It's like, I've looked up this course because I was
in a league back where I'm from, and this is
one of the courses they play in the league. So
I want to try out all the league courses. Said oh,
so you're pretty good, and he goes, yeah, I shoot,
you know, hey, he cap probably ten. He goes, I
mean my goals eighty under five, under eighty five every round,
which that's insane.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
Yeah. I was like, I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
And I'm like, oh, okay, man, this dude's gonna be
damn good.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
And did he kick his ass?
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Well, I wouldn't say I kicked his ass, but like
after the fourth hole, he goes, I know, no need
to keep scoring anymore on the scorecard, and I'm like, so, no,
wonder you have an au shoot a ten over because
you don't. When you start doing bad, you keeping score
make sure handicapped.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Look a lot better when the bad rounds are thrown out.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Did you go golfing at the golf course by my house?
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (46:11):
No, I did not go there. I went to a
different one over by Ray's house.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Yeah. We don't name the courses of music because we
don't want them to become overcrowded.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
That's fair. But I only asked because I was showing
him where I lived, and I was like, oh, it's
right by that golf course at a golf at kind
of like I said.
Speaker 4 (46:24):
Not the name of your car, because I don't want
everybody to go buy that same name of your car.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
They should go buy it, okay.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Car Ford Escort.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, yeah, No, I went to the course over it
by Ray and Pitts's house. And so you're like, way
out of here, way out there.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
But that's how long it takes me in the morning
to get here, No, lie, no sensationalizing. Literally how long
it takes me.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Eighteen minutes, twenty five minutes, and I are long in
b Fe.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
It took me thirty nine minutes to get to the
golf course by them on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Long and then on my way home, though, I got
to hear Ray's favorite person on the radio.
Speaker 2 (47:02):
It's a tightened first time.
Speaker 4 (47:07):
The play by playing out. Yeah he's eighty, he's about
to die, but he's still calling the game.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
He's iconic, right, Let me say it was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
It was like titan to get a first down here
and we light up. Any Oh, Taj spears around the outside.
That old there's a flag on the play gym. That's
not good. Oh that's gonna be holding. That's holding on scronsky.
I saw it. Yeah, all right, moving back ten yards?
Oh no, oh no, wide receiver moved early. We got
another five.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
He goes, it's first down in Gallatin, first down in Gallatin.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, like what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Like first down and far like a long.
Speaker 4 (47:45):
You know, I got on mind, dude, I notated.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh please let me hear it.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Well, I don't want to bore it be the no.
He likes this guy, Go ahead, I did the best
ones that I had or whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:54):
Let me hear him.
Speaker 4 (47:55):
James Williams like a missile down there. That's a dirty kick.
They brought heat, they brought artillery. He's known for like
making war references.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
The entire time.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Another trans coninental across the middle.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
A lot of explosives on this field.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
What what does that meant?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
Me?
Speaker 5 (48:14):
Tell you?
Speaker 4 (48:14):
What if they're gonna throw it over there?
Speaker 5 (48:16):
That's a no fly zone? Yeah, false start twenty three
to three. We'll take this commercial break.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
We're basically giving away our war.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
Playing with those false starts. My god, Oleodo coming out coach, and.
Speaker 4 (48:29):
He's looking because he's a color guy, so he's actually
supposed to explain some stuff. And the play by play
goes Audiolo coming out coach, and coach goes, yes, sir, no, coach,
you're supposed to actually explain. So he had nothing to
go with that.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
I'm doing this as a transition five man front, six
man pressure, bringing a lot of military tanks on this one.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Boys, Why is he so obsessed with the military.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
Titan's not gonna win this war, but I guess what
we'll win the battle. I was a heck of a
first down by Titan speed kills.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
That was a good one, Oh guys.
Speaker 4 (49:05):
Something else that was a note for the show was good.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Guys said I.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Was most likely to be gay.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Oh yeah, that's what I was gonna bring up.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
There was a show note who said that.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Well, we were in the kitchen and Kevin came in
the kitchen and for some reason we were talking. He
was like, if anybody on your show were to be gay, Like,
who do you think it would be?
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (49:28):
And Kevin and my coworker Ricky both said.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
Ray, thanks, heck of a compliment.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
And then he was like, I mean he does get facials,
love his massages.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
My wife, Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Now, don't don't knock massages there.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
I love a massage.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I would tell you here's the problem with a massage, though, I.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Fall asleep same and you don't even get to enjoy
it the whole time.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
I wasted my money because I'm like, well that was stupid.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
But then you feel good afterward. But then you also
get facials, pedicures, all the things. Right with that?
Speaker 4 (50:00):
Do the massages guys, Not to go off topic, but
they care. But when massages the reflexology careful, they bring
out the bamboo and start slapping you.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
That's not a massage.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
That's fine.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
No, that's called BSDM or what.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
I thought I was gonna get some shoulders in a
little bit of back. No, you got the bamboo and
starts slapping.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Me as you thought you're gonna get some like it? Wait,
what did you think what you're gonna get?
Speaker 4 (50:25):
The I thought it reflexology.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah, what did you think you were getting?
Speaker 4 (50:29):
Shoulders? Uh?
Speaker 1 (50:30):
Back?
Speaker 4 (50:31):
But he went crack got itaser was like, were you
getting hit with bamboo? I'm like, no joke. He was
slapping my calves with a bamboo stick.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
That actually sounds great.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
It didn't feel terrible, but the noise made it sound
like I was getting beat.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Do you feel like it's an honor that they thought
that you would be gay?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (50:53):
I really have no take on it whatsoever.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
I feel like that's an honor. That's such a nice thing.
That means you're well kept, you take care of yourself,
and you're a delight to be around.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Hold On, so there's that's just so stupid.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
You're telling me there's gay guys that don't keep themselves
and they aren't all like, I don't know, you tell me, dang.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
You like how I didn't say who I thought it
was gonna be.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Thank you for that. I got a question, There's no
chance I could be gay?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Because I'm just so a mess.
Speaker 4 (51:21):
Actually, I've been told the guys are the most manly
and act the most alpha. Are the ones who are the.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
You're trying to cover it up.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, but like my wardrobe and stuff like, is that
just scream not gay?
Speaker 4 (51:35):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
It screams helmeless person.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
So it's like if you're at a bar, so there's
no gay homeless people.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Nope.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
The way it's been explained to me, I got a
couple of friends that are including you, a couple friends
that are gay, and they told me this. They said
that when you're at a bar and if you're playing pool,
that's how you can tell. It's also the glance. Will
a guy glance?
Speaker 3 (51:53):
So you're at the bar and you're playing pool, and
one guy's got the stick and then every one's got
his hand in his pocket.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
That hit the one the pockets gay.
Speaker 4 (51:59):
No, it's if he glances at you for a second longer,
then he's probably gay. But also it's the guy with
the biggest muscles, the guy that's wearing the tank top,
the guy that's deep voice, the guy that's playing pool.
Oh yeah, man, that's probably the guy that's gay. Person
you would think that was gay.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Facts.
Speaker 4 (52:17):
That's always explained to me.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
And like me and just very obvious.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
Does anybody have a T shirt? I need to get
rid of this tank top?
Speaker 1 (52:23):
And that's why they thought it was man.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
All right, we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Man, Yeah, I need to leave.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
And can I just tell you what thanks for coming by?
Speaker 4 (52:36):
Man's everybody legendary performance by a visa.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
I do what I can ye anything else?
Speaker 2 (52:44):
What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Man?
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Well, I'm going to my grandparents house, and then my
boyfriend's parents house, and then my mother's house. You go
to three different houses and they all live here. Yeah,
you guys can't combine. Well, we go to two on
Thursday and then one on Friday. Okay, yeah, it's exhausting.
Speaker 4 (53:02):
It's also like people are making the rounds that man.
Thanksgiving supposed to be more enjoyable than that, right.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
It's supposed to be like relaxing and hang out. No,
it's stressed.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
That sounds like an I hate it does sound stressful.
Speaker 1 (53:14):
I hate all holidays because of that.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Who's whose house is the most fun?
Speaker 1 (53:19):
My mom's she's wild. Do you think I'm wild?
Speaker 5 (53:23):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (53:24):
She's crazy?
Speaker 2 (53:26):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (53:27):
It came from somewhere.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
Does your family do those new TikTok games? No? No, yeah,
now we might need to integrate some of those some
what like if you've seen it like you, I just
saw one the other day wherever the family, everybody gets
a post it note and you see how high on
the wall each person on the family can tell I
haven't seen that one because Granny's like the lowest. And
then you got like the kid does it really? I
think it to do something like that. And then there's
(53:50):
the drinking ones. There's where you roll a can and
if it goes to a certain point, they can win money.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
Oh, I mean, I live on completely different TikTok algorithm
than you.
Speaker 2 (53:59):
We didn't year.
Speaker 4 (54:00):
We did it with my sister. She set them all up.
It was actually really enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (54:03):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (54:04):
Do you ever go to like a like a what
is a spa? Like the sauna and all that?
Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, man, because I've I've been to one, and I
really I'm gonna start going to more if this is
There was a woman, a thirty seven year old woman.
She was arrested for groping an eighteen year old male
in the sauna because she said he looked at me.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
I thought he was interested. That never happens to me
in the sauna. Man, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 3 (54:24):
When I and now one chick has been like, you
know what, I think he's interested, let me growp him
real quick and find out never happened to me?
Speaker 1 (54:31):
That checks out. I hate to tell you the.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Hell's that mean?
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Well?
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Also, the sauna usually aren't they guy guy, girl girl?
In my gym, it's only dudes.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah, I feel like it's like gender specific, like if
you go in the changing room then it's gender specific.
Speaker 2 (54:45):
Not if you're at like a spa. Right, I thought
it was one big.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
I don't know what kind of spa they're going to,
but I've not been to one like that.
Speaker 4 (54:51):
So you tell me this eighteen year old young buck
gets in a spa with a woman a sauna. He
didn't know what was about to hit him.
Speaker 2 (54:58):
No, he was just in the sauna. You said, he
looked at me. I thought he was interested, so she
groped him. Vacation.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
I refuse to go on a sauna without my wife.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
And my question, oh, why do you What do you
think is gonna happen?
Speaker 4 (55:10):
What do you think's gonna happening? Those But next thing
you know, everything's just slapping and whacking.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
What did you just say, But my question is, why
did the eighteen year old call the police? What's his problem?
Speaker 1 (55:26):
Yeah? I mean, man, if there was a female grabbing me,
I would have Oh.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
Yeah, I could be all right. Do you guys have
a good Monday? Man? What was that?
Speaker 4 (55:39):
What? What sauna was that? The Lance armstrongan twenty four
hour fitness or what?
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Why do you want to know so bad?
Speaker 2 (55:45):
I just says where Robert Kraft goes, just magaoof because
I've just never.
Speaker 4 (55:52):
It has to be a twenty four hour type place.
There's no way a Y m c A Is going
to have people of both sexes in the same song.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
No, there's no way.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
But we got to find a martel. A spaw in Vegas.
You go in the same sauna as the girls.
Speaker 1 (56:10):
I've never been to one in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (56:12):
No, no, oh, my pad, all right.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
I go to ones on vacation. It's me and four
other dudes. I've never been on a one where there's
the chicks.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
With heaven either.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
You guys need to go to the spa, man.
Speaker 1 (56:25):
I want to go to whatever spot.
Speaker 4 (56:27):
You and this kid know these secret spot.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:29):
I went to a spaw in Vegas. I think it
was my fortieth birthday my wife. So we did a
couple of nights at like a gambling casino with friends,
and then we did a couple of nights at one
that didn't have a casino, and we did a spa
day and they gave us the room for an hour,
and they said, well, not before we come back in.
Speaker 4 (56:45):
Oh, hello, did you need the whole hour?
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah, dude, that's a long time, but it was I mean,
were you exhausted.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
After we do the other fifty five minutes fifty seven
minutes after?
Speaker 3 (56:57):
It was just awesome that they let you know, Hey,
you have this room to yourself for an hour. I'm like,
that's the type of spalls you need to go to.
And we're out here, Happy Monday.
Speaker 4 (57:08):
I'm gonna need to call my friend Victor Viagara. I
don't know if I have an hour in me, sir,
you can come back in half that time.
Speaker 2 (57:16):
What is happening Victor Viagra? You never talked to him.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
No, I feel like I'm in drugs right now.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Do you do drugs?
Speaker 1 (57:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (57:24):
Okay, I don't know, not yet.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
I mean, anything can happen.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
I got a weird this dude in my neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (57:32):
You said by three times.
Speaker 3 (57:34):
Now, yeah, and we were we do this like guys
night once a month where we go out have drinks whatever.
Speaker 2 (57:40):
I'm dropping them off.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
When there was four people in the car, right and
we're driving drop the two off, and then we're driving
drop him off, and he's like, oh, man.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
You into drugs?
Speaker 1 (57:52):
What kind?
Speaker 4 (57:54):
No?
Speaker 1 (57:54):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
When someone tells you are you into drugs?
Speaker 1 (57:57):
What do you think immediately cocaine?
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Okay, see that's what I think. It's if you're gonna
say drugs, you're not talking about weed.
Speaker 1 (58:05):
No, no, no, no, that's something like heroin like something bad.
Speaker 4 (58:08):
Oh I think you're going about fireball. No drugs.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Fire ball is not a drug.
Speaker 3 (58:13):
And he was just like, yeah, you know, now that
we have the second baby, my wife and I will
be back more than normal. We can, you know, kind
of just dabble in some drugs and stuff and you know,
just let me know if you're one. I'm like, all right, man, cool,
I'll let you know what.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
I'm ready to do drugs with you. That's that's a
weird dude move.
Speaker 4 (58:30):
What was he talking about?
Speaker 2 (58:30):
Angel does?
Speaker 4 (58:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (58:32):
No, I never called him again.
Speaker 1 (58:33):
Man, he never followed up.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
No, no, but I did run into him in the
alley like a month ago, and I was walking the
dog and he was like, hey, man, we just grabbed
beer sometime.
Speaker 1 (58:42):
I'm like, yeah, man, I call you man, I'm on it.
Speaker 4 (58:44):
He was in the alley. Was he walking or living.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Or buying? All right, we gotta go for real, We
gotta go man.
Speaker 1 (58:53):
Okay, bye.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Who are you texting people?
Speaker 1 (58:56):
I'm popular?
Speaker 2 (58:57):
Oh sorry,
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