June 3, 2024 • 51 mins
South Beach came to visit Ray and Ray decided to take South Beach's money and his pride. Lunchbox usually hates going to kids birthday parties but this one had Lunchbox on the edge of his seat thanks to one parents confession. Caitlin Clark hasn't faded away like Lunchbox thought she would and the other ladies in the WNBA are bitter about it. Plus we read some emails and learn something very interesting about the Teachers From New Mexico!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
M m.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
M no, no, man, I'll call the shots.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I got a lot to talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
There was so much sports this weekend. I mean this
is gonna be wall to wall sports coverage.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
South Beach came into town speaking again. Yeah, I whipped
his ass eleven to three. I skinned him forty bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He owes me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So next time he's coming from Cincinnati, he better stopped
by Wallis Fargo.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I think they closed. He owes me forty bucks. Dude,
five ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Wow you guys playing Skins?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Huh awesome? Wait? Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh so did you wait? Wait?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
If it's eleven to three, than holes?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, No, it means you move it to the next hole.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Didn't do like that?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What do you mean you didn't like So?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
If I understand, if you tie a hole, the next
hole should be worth two.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Why would you not do it the normal way? Why
would not the normal way?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
When they do the Dell match in Austin, they don't
do it like that. They do it's worth two. It's
each hole.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No. No, if you're playing for Skins, like if you're playing
in a Skins game where you're making money, it builds,
It builds. So if you'll say the holes worth twenty
thousand dollars on TV and you you you tie? The
next hole is worth forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, well we were playing with forty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I understand that. But what I'm saying is, so, whoever
won those preceding because you could have beat him fourteen
to three?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Would it have affected the money?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Though?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I bet there went?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, I did build it would There was two evens,
so maybe I'd have had like ten more dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
If you won directly after the evens, you would have
got more money. I did. There you go? So, yes,
you're an idiot, right, you missed out on ten dollars. Well,
I mean, I'm just saying it feels weird when you
said I beat him eleven to three. I'm like, you
only played fourteen.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Holes, regardless that was only for me. He used to
kick my ass in college, he played in high school.
He's amazing at golf and I beat his lily ass.
I started playing at twenty four, Dude.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
What happened? Does he not play anymore?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He really? He hasn't played in six months? Hell?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Has he lost his muscle mask? Can he not hit
it as far? What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
He was starting to get it in the back. He
has a beautiful draw. But I mean, I guess he
hasn't played.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
In a minute. Oh does he have a bad back.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
But you got to realize, dude, I'm chipping. I'm a
chipping bro three days a week.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So if you're chipping and listen, you know what they say,
drive for show, chip for jip for shit, ray, and
putt for no. Yeah. Hey, if you can chip, you
can save so many strokes on your golf game.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You taught me to always hit it straight. Why hit
it any other way?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I mean, it's better to hit it one hundred and
thirty yards straight than it is to hit two hundred
yards and then fifty yards to the right. It's way
better to hit one hundred and thirty yards straight.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I learned that from you.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I watched the old men do it on the golf
course all the time. I've been doing the show a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's been nice.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, I mean I've been dude. I got a life, dude,
it's busy. Life has been busy. Did I play last week?
He definitely did. I don't think I did.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Many did a lot?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, I did rain a lot. Maybe I did play
last Tuesday. I don't remember. All right, let's do it, man.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, Arnold's off, guys, he had Arnold thought it was
CMA Fest his past week and got schloberknockered, went to
Nissan and there was no concert. That's actually this upcoming
week with CMA Fest in town. So he was a
week off on his calendar.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. How there one? I mean,
I'm still waiting for the NBA Finals. I thought I
thought the season was over, and then I realized there's
still like five more days.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Still it starts because it takes so long.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Man, a little bit of a lull does that affect
a shot?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah? Probably? But Porzingis will probably be back and that'll
you know, his calf will be good.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All Right, We're gonna do it live. We Oh the
woe too?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Great sore losers?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What up?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Are you idiots
talking about other shows on our Facebook page? What turns
out that other show they were talking about someone said, Hey,
they're actually a professional comedian. So they're actually pretty funny.
But you guys are still the best out there.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
What up you all?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
It's Scis and I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.
I married a Broadway girl. We now live north of
town in a little city called white House or is
it Springfield, don't know. Anyways, guys, we got farmland crops.
There's a whole bunch of stuff. People told me. I mean,
I posted some crop. I thought it was corn.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It was wheat. My bad. I'm sorry. I'm not a grower.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm nowhere. I'm not from Kansas. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Sorry, I didn't study hort of culture in college. Man.
I studied a little thing called twelve pack of beer.
I studied a little thing called beer pong in college.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I studied a little thing called tits on a stick
in college.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
My bad, man, dude, it is funny.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
If you post something wrong, you'll get two hundred messages
you post just normal stuff. One message everybody chimer inerd
to say it's wheat, not corn.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Got it? It has been noted. I stopped in the
middle of the road it was so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
We were driving to a my baser's cousin, my relative.
I guess I can't call him my cousin. Well, no, no, whatever,
who cares tomato tomato, potato, potato. So I stopped in
the middle of the road and I go, baser. I
got to get this picture. It was so gorgeous, just
the whole You could see two hundred acres straight corn.
(07:08):
Now I learned it straight wheat. But who, man, there
are views for days.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Thank goodness. You didn't stop and ask the guy, hey,
can I shuck some of that corn? And he'd be like,
don't marry a little shucker. He's like, I'm about to
weet your ass. Did you call me up, Kurt? No,
I said, come over and shuck her. Okay, man, hey man,
how was your weekend?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Is that a segment?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
No, I'm just seeing how your weekend was. It was.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We had the graduation party on Saturday. Golf on Sunday,
eighteen holes. I never play eighteen.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
We were out there.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Good god, we were out there from eleven till four.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's why I don't play eighteen.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's hard to play eighteen on a weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I was starting to I mean, I was starting to think, Okay,
do I have a job tomorrow? I was Bazers hit
me up, where are you? What is taking so long?
So she knows I usually chip and I'm back in
thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, but it was just you in South Beach.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, and we had a day get paired up with
no no, no, no, there were exclusive okay, no, we
could have been, but they they were water logged on Saturday.
So Sunday was wide open for our tea time. But
I mean it was backed up a little.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I had scheduled it like on I scheduled it a
week ahead of time, so we were so you knew
South Beach was coming to town. Did he come on
Sunday only? Or was he here on Saturday and Friday?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
He drove three hours, got his ass whooped in golf,
drove three hours home.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I and I.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
As he was leaving, I go, dude, I feel so terrible.
Next time, please let's meet halfway. I'll convince Baser we
can meet at a casino or something and find a golf
course in Evansville. You're not driving three hours again to come,
And he goes, I'm just glad we're still friends, man.
I dude, I felt terrible. I My drive was minutes.
(08:49):
I go dude, let me please. So did he even stop
by the house to see Baser. He was going to,
but we ended up having a time crunch. We did,
we did church. We're over looking at ferns where the
white fern redfern grows. And then it was our tea time,
So there was no time for nothing.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Just like you said, I love that, I love the No, no, this,
this relationship is back. That's what's funny is because it
was gone. He moved to Cincinnati, and now you're back together.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
The relationship's back. But he's still a compulsive liar. Sadly
he's hitting us with Yeah, man, drive a range Rover.
But the last time he was here, he was in
a land Rover. Land Rover is different than.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Range Rover, right, I don't know it is. That was
a rhetorical question. Okay, I believe I see the rovers
on the road and I think they're the same thing.
Which one is the better one?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Range rover?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Range rover is nicer than a land.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Rover, And so he comes in with the land rover. Well,
that's a lie. You showed us a picture last time
you were here of a range rover. Land Rover is
different than a range Rover. And then yesterday he pulled
up in a Nissan n on what I don't know, Ray,
I got endorsement deals, I don't know, but it was
it was a base Nissan car.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
What happened to land Rover?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And he was getting fixed? Did he rent the land Rover?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And then the Nissan is his legit car? That was
lie one? Lie two?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Apparently he bought his mam a house and and I go,
it's amazing, Bro lives in an apartment in Cincinnati. How
does that make sense that you? Then you what, you
forked over two hundred thousand for your mom, but you're
good at living in an apartment? Another lie? So there's that,
there's that. How do you get past that?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
And then he goes, moms want me to buy her
a golf cart. I don't know, Bro, Maybe buy yourself
a house and then get your mom in the house
and then get her the golf cart. This shit ain't
making sense. You're ready for the third lie?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Hey, I'm ready for it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I hope he doesn't listen to this. He does, he
really wouldn't even care anyways, That's how he is. He
believes his lies that much. He would just think that
I was being here.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I got I got a kid, I got a buddy
I've been friends with since like the fifth grade. Same
damn thing lies about everything.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Third Lie lives in Mexico and during the pandemic. I
believe this is truthful. She there was something with the
COVID cards and she got busted. So she got sent
back to Mexico, and so she can't come back to
America for five years. So his chick lives in Mexico
and he can only go see her when they go
on vacation in the Dominican Republic or Cabo, or if
(11:21):
he goes and visits her south of San Diego, which
is Tijuana. So but she doesn't speak any English. So like, bro,
is she really your girlfriend? How do you ever relate?
He speaks semi Spanish, he knows he's half Spanish.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, no, no, But if she can't even come to America,
is it a girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
How do you expect us to believe you guys are
in a relationship. He sees her once every six months,
like she's touring like in Iraq. But of course it's
not a girlfriend. It's a girl that he talks to
and he wants us to think that he's moving along
in his life and he's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now he.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Watch of the thinks he's settling down and getting serious
with something. Hit because here's the thing. Maybe he is
committed to her, Maybe he is not seeing other women.
Maybe he is not interested in meeting other women. There
is no damn way that woman is not down there
in Mexico dating other dudes.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
And I think that keeps it so that it's not well, dude,
you're a single guy, just floating around jobs like you're single.
It's sad that we have to do this in today's culture,
but you just have to say you have a girlfriend.
So it seems like you're wanted so to go through
that stretch of where it's a girl that can't even
come to America and that's his girlfriend. And we saw
one picture of her and she was wearing sunglasses. I mean,
(12:42):
that's got to be lie number three. I'm sorry, that's
your third demerit. We're still repairing the relationship. We're moving
in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Though.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
What he did improve on is what you've improved on.
He didn't get pissed at golf dude back in the day,
he would have started ripping on me. He'd have been
a little bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
He took it like a man. He took it like
a man. At one point, I think it was eight
to oh. He was down just hole in hole. Here
we go, next hole.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Still laughing.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Dude, I birdied too, I mean almost hole in one one.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I was how close were you to hold one?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Three feet?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Stop it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I even called it before I go. Dude. I always
played by myself.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I said, what what what would be the chance I
freaking get a hole one when I'm actually playing with
some it'd be awesome. Little red ball just floating right
above the pin up. It's a little wet out, dude,
it just stuck. If it wouldn't have been wet, I
think my spun would have put it right back in
the hole.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
That's what I was aiming for, trying to go three
degrees to the left. Man, it didn't spin enough because
he tires.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Because you knew the hill rolled that way. There was
no hole, It was no hole.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It was flat.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
But when it hit that it tried to spin. It
just spun out and the ball ended up right where
it dropped on the green. But also the course would
played that. They it's under repair, so it's almost like
a par three. About five of the holes, instead of
being par fours, are par five threes. They've cut them
in half ew so there's more of a chance to
get hold of one.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So you got a lot of opportunity. Yeah, one of
the holes, but you still have to put it in
the hole in one shot.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But my question is on the first one, great question,
dud was great. It was supposed to be a par
four four hundred they have they're getting away with it.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I love them to death.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
They're stealing our money. The first hole is now ninety
yards does and it's a makeshift it's a makeshift hole.
Question if I would to hold that? Does that count
as a whole in one? It's a joke of a hole.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's the question.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That is a question heard around the world.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I'm on a cock eyed, half assed hole and that
would be the one I get a hole in one on?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Does it count if it's not normally a par three?
They just move the teas up.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Man bro And there's one on the back that was
never a hole. They just cleared a spot in the
woods and made a new hole.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Does that count?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
As a hole in one, because this has never been
a and it probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Be because then if you make a hole in one,
everybody's gonna be like, oh, you ever got a hole
in one? Oh? Yeah, I got a hole in one.
We're at Oh I played whistling straits or whistling curves
the other day I play and I got it on
number one?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh yeah, Riverbrook?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
What number one? Hit?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That part five, Part five, it's impossible to get a hold. Yeah, Well,
so what happened is they were under repair, they moved
it up. It was only ninety yards. I chipped onto
the green and it rolled in. Hmm, that's tough.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, I mean that question can't be answered. But a
good weekend, though.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
It would be fun to say you got a hole
in one. Yeah. I had a pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Weekend, man, please, that was my segue. Good.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I went to a birthday party, and usually these birthday
parties are dumb and annoying, and you got to talk
to these random people you don't want to. But I
had an interesting conversation that had me on the edge
of my seat. We're gonna need the crime pod music
when we come back. Ray.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I was opposition no, I strayed.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hey, there were maiden suits.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
That's the best way to party.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It was kids. You set me up for that. It
was a three year old birthday party. Neighbor down the street.
Three year old's having a birthday party. Everybody come over
in the backyard. They got the water going on the slide,
they got a water whatever blow up inflatable. And the
three year olds whose birthday party was was not having it.
(16:33):
I don't want to have a party. He sat inside,
really didn't want to come down.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But I do love your neighborhood. Bring one, bring all.
Let's use this shit. We paid one thousand dollars for it.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Bring it on. Had coolers of beer, had everything you
can need food. They had barbecued all night to make
some nice pulled port. I mean they had everything.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
So they want people to stay a long time.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yes, well the people from daycare. It was a strict
three to five window five. The party is over five
o'clock though he's walking around. Hey, neighbors can stay. Neighbors
can stay. Neighbors can stay. Let's keep it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Give you a secret handshake.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
The neighbor can stay.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
A poke in the butthole if you're a neighbor.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yep, I'm a neighbor. That's me.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Thank you for coming. Hey, close your eyes and if
you feel a poke in your butt, you're you're good
to stay.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
If I grab your wife's boob, you're good to stay.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And you hear your wife goo, that means you can stay.
So I'm like, all right, So we stay around. We
got the chairs sitting around, watching the kids just play
all crazy, just jumping around in the water. And there
was one couple like, oh, yeah, we just got back
from the Dominican. So did South Beach And I said,
(17:51):
oh yeah. They said yeah, we went to a resort
family vacation. We took our daughter and it was amazing.
And I was like really, They said yeah, because they
had kid care. He goes we'd wake up in the morning,
drop her off at nine and they were open till
seven o'clock at night. And so I was like, well,
what happened to the family vacation part. They're like, no,
(18:13):
we would.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Want a time to be alive.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You don't even have to hang out with your kids anymore.
I was like, really, what's great about that?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
This DIDs your kids all day?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Because they said it as oh we went on a
family vacation.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Way, where do I vote you for Dad of the Year.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I get it, you want to have something like if
you want to go out to dinner or whatever. They
have the child care. But the fact that the whole
time you were there, you woke up at nine and
dropped her off and then went back and picked her
up at seven pm. That's not much of a family vacation.
It's not. But they said, oh man, it's great. They
had swim up bars, they had all this stuff. They
go and then they had a sister hotel right next
door that was adults only. So he goes. We'd drop
(18:56):
her off at the the whatever care center, kids center,
and we'd go over to the adults only. It was great,
he goes. But the one problem was there was a
lot of senior trips going on in the Dominican right now.
You gotta be careful because there's also the spring breaks
you gotta watch out for.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
And then that's what it is, senior trip.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, he goes. So that was a little weird, you know,
with eighteen year olds, and he goes seventeen year olds
because they just graduated high school, they drink and Dominican,
they're considered adults. He goes, that was a little bit annoying.
So then we got on the topic. Said, hey, have
any of you got did you guys go on senior trips?
And I was like, no, we didn't. We didn't have that.
Why did I need the crime pod music? And one
(19:35):
guy goes, I killed somebody? He said, oh my senior trip.
It ruined it for everybody. This is where we need
the crime pod. What is this Natalie Holloway, how did
you know?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
How do I know? I didn't know?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Kochher go chiv' bos being funny kosher. He goes, I
graduated with Natalie Holloway.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Dude, he said, yeah, that's where our t shirts got made.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Take him to Aruba.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
He was like, I'll never go back to Aruba. He said.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
It was very weird.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
He goes, cause you got to understand. He goes, We're
a bunch of kids from Alabama and we're having the
time of our lives in Aruba. And he was like,
and it was the last night of the whole shin dig.
He goes, everybody went crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
What was it spring break?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
No, it was graduation trip. Rich He said, there was
one hundred and fifty students and like six teachers on
the trip.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It was on a school trip.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, and he said, dude. And the bus called the
next morning was ten am, because we're headed to the airport.
He goes, and I mean people all out of bed
nine to twenty or you know whatever. What did I
say ten o'clock? So nine to fifty he said, nine
to fifty. He's like, and Edward is all grogging. We're
(21:09):
on the bus and they're supposed to leave at ten o'clock.
He goes, it's like ten fifteen and the buses haven't
left yet, and he goes, there's starting to be rumblings
that hey, you know, some one person didn't show up.
We're missing one person or missing one of the students.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
They're like, all right, Well they head to the airport.
They don't know anything, and they get on the plane
back to Alabama. Right when they get off the plane,
every single one of them interrogated by the FBI. Wow,
and that's how he found out that she was missing.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Did he know her?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
He knew her, dude, He said. The first two nights
he played poker with your.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Vanderslute, So that dude was hanging out with him.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yes, he said, because it was a resort, but that
resort lets locals come in and party, do whatever. And
he said there was a casino and everything. And he said,
he's playing poker with you warn two nights in a row. Dang.
And he said that the family members were hiring private
investigators sending him too a Ruba and the Ruben is
all legend. The Ruben government was not helping, was like
(22:18):
shutting the walls down, like nope, not giving you any information.
And he said and his wife goes, I said, how
have you I known you for two years and you've
never said anything about this. He goes, She goes, oh,
get this.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
She goes.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
We were married for five years and we drove by
a church and he goes, oh, that's where they had
the vigil for Natalie Holloway and she's like, excuse me.
He's like, yeah, we went to high school together. She goes,
I didn't find out until five years into our marriage
that he was on that tripe. And he just talked
about how it was just the craziest thing and it
(22:51):
was just so weird and it was just a like
you go on this senior trip and it's like the
highlight of everything, like it's so fun. He goes. And
then when we landed in the US and we have
to be interrogated by the FBI, he was like it
just all was just like oh that trip, just like
you know, I'll never go back to Aruba ever.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Go to Bonefish.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
It was a what I mean that story right there.
I was just like, this is bananas, and I said,
you ever date Natalie? Goes. I didn't have that kind
of game. Way out of my league, I said, oh okay.
Then the guy that went to the Dominican he goes, well,
my high school made the news last year. I mean,
he's way out of high school.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
He goes, but is this still crime music?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, he goes. Remember the kid on the boat that
jumped over and never surfaced like with the sharks, He goes,
that was my high school.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Dang, I remember it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He was like, been drinking. He was like, oh, I
bet I'll jump in the water. I'm not scared. He
jumped in the water and they never saw him again.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'll grab you another drink. You guys want another one?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You want to pale al? They want to.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
It was wild, dude, what combos though, Dude, it was It.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Was a crazy that. So that birthday party was I mean,
usually it's like stupid conversations like how's it going, Yeah,
you're doing Oh yeah cool? Yeah fun.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Did you know those people before?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, those are the neighbors. Okay, So that all happened
at neighbor time, after the party was supposed to be over.
The real conversation started.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It was great, man, and they're like, I got some stories.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You guys heard of the Bobby Bone Show. No, I
didn't say anything about that. I didn't say anything about that.
I didn't say because I'd never been on a senior track.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
My name is really not lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
No, I think they do know that.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
You guys are asking you, hey, man, what's your real name? Man,
They're like bearing their soul. You got a fake dame.
I mean, I had no idea I was. I mean
that to me was just like fascinating. Yeah, that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Not good stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Sad rescue both of never found the body, either of them.
But yeah, there was documentaries done where even the parents tried.
The parents obviously still are trying to find answers, and
it was tough to get through the Rubian government and
police and all that.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, because that dude's dad was like a lawyer or
a judge or something like that, like ruled the island.
I don't know, but did you feel safe going to Ruba?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Man, it was so much farther and later after that,
and even the people told us on the boat tours
and stuff, they said, man, it sucks because for years
people it was just like a dark shadow cast over
a Ruba. People wouldn't come because of that story.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That's what I figured.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I brought it up on the more they looked at
me like it was are crazy. I mean when I said, dude,
dudes like, don't ever bring that up. I said, his
senior class ruined it, and you freaking said, I had
no idea. I was being funny. I was like trying
to think of a pop culture thing to make a
funny joke about. I know, was the story you're about
(25:57):
to tell.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
But it was crazy. It was a good party, and
then my two year old had the nastiest blowout I've
ever I mean, never mind, people don't want to hear this.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, it was like what happened in the hallway on
The Big Show. Dude, something died up in the rafters.
It reeked on a Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I didn't smell it until the I came out later
to go to the bathroom, and then like when I
first got here, didn't smell it, then I smelled it.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
It's been discovered what it was. Oh yeah, Scuba said
it was in a coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Somebody defrecated it. Oh disgusting. Okay, can you tell me
what that email was from Scuba that someone tried to
apply for a job with after the break, all right,
we'll take a break. Hello, anybody home? No, no, no,
(26:53):
I don't understand how someone applied for a job. We
don't have a job listing.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
We got an email from Scuba asking me in hey,
did you guys do a job posting on iHeartRadio because
I'm getting inquiries about a job posting for the Sore Losers.
Are you guys offering an internship?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I said I don't. He said this is what it is.
So he got an email saying, hey, one of Outlet
Outkicks personalities reached out to me last night saying they
have a former intern who applied for a job opening
with the Sore Losers podcast. I'm not sure what the
role is or if it's full time part time contract.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Work, but I love contract We're going, but.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I'd love to make an introduction. Would we want to
set that up through Scuba or Ray or lunch box?
And Scuba's like, hey, do you know anything about this?
And I don't know where you could have found that
we had a job posting because we have no job posting.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
So we tracked and we thought maybe somebody just heard
one of our podcasts where we were joking and saying
that we needed to hire somebody and we talk about
Arnold and he's made up, he's imaginary's fake. Maybe they
thought that we have internships available because Arnold has an internship.
But Arnold's a made up person. He doesn't have an
actual internship.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
And we have no jobs available because we have no
money to pay anybody.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
But the funniest part of it was it got put
up the flagpole where it was.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I mean it was executive vice president. Is the one.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Just Scuba the executive producer.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
At an executive vice president in the company reaching out
to him about this job with the sword losers that
doesn't even.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Exist, dude.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Now you see how stuff just gets made up at
a thin air, And like, where.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Did he send the application, like where'd he send his resume?
It's truly fascinating because I have no idea. I didn't
see a resumes. You can an email with a resume.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Can you imagine though, if it got furthered along where
he actually comes in and they introduce him him and
we have no.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Idea who this, Like, oh, here, he's here for your interview,
and he keeps thinking we're supposed to pay him, like
we just think he's a shadowed d like his career day,
Hey man, come on in.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
But we really hired him for forty.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Thousand, and then like two months he's like, hey man,
in't got a paycheck and he takes us to court.
We're like, dude, we didn't hire you. And then the
judge's like, no, you guys own forty grand right?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
What the They call up Arnold to the stand.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Hey Arnold, what do you doing your internship? Does this
guy do more than you? What do you get paid? Arnold?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
And he starts fighting him like guys, but yeah, I've
never been more thoroughly confused in that email.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, but this weekend, the Caddy gets did you watch this?
Did you did you watch the RBC?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I watched the RBC.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I didn't see the caddy part ctpan I think was
top one thousand.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I mean, I have no idea. I just saw it
all over at social media today and I thought, how hilarious.
So the Caddy takes a fall, gets hurt, and he
just points to that he's eighty. It's called Fluff.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
His name's Fluff, the guy he's eighty seventies on why
is he still cutty?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Bro? He can barely walk. But the monniest part of
the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's it's wet as shit. So you know how Nashville
was wet. Yeah, Oh they had umbrellas. I saw that
in South Beach are playing in the swamp a little bit.
They were too at RBC. Dude, he goes down this
little knob. Of course it's gonna be slip as shit.
He slips, hits the ground, got blood. He's got blood.
An old fluff man seventy sixty.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Said, I've been to Woo Man. I'm gonna finish this.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
He goes and picks up the bag and his legs
all fucked up. He still tried to walk, and CTS
to stop him and be like, dude.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You're not continuing.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Fluff you gotta go down in battle man, And so
then they tell the fan.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
So he just lays down there on the green.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Then he took a knee.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Oh not the Kaepernick style, Okay, he took the good knee.
And so then they came and helped him. They had
medical professionals. He had to go get looked at.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, and then they just picked some dude down the stands.
They point out him, say you you're in and it's
this big old walrus looking dude.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
He was about four amstell lights deep. He's gonna carry
the bag and.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
He's gotta put the bim on and he's like ct
Pan and he's carrying the bag. You know, I think
you should have a seven iron here, Like, what the
do you know?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You were just drinking a beer.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
One of the holes.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You know he was drinking because I'm one of the whole.
Ct Pan was about to drive and you can see
this walrus dude. He's not moving because he doesn't want
to make the wrong move. He's holding the clubs and
the camera angle is able to capture him. You got
you just gotta google. It's ct Pan caddy dude. He's
just like the like he looks so awkward in like
a statue because you.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Know, the normal guy, he's got her lads kind of
leaning on the bag, knows where to stand, knows not
to be in the sight line of the other players.
This dude just gets pulled out of the crowd and
it's like, oh standing here? No? No, do that? Can
I drink that water? Do you need me to read
that putt for you? Like? And and CD pan throws
him as putter, you know, throws the balls. What am
I supposed to do with this? Oh gotta clean? How
(32:03):
fun would that be?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Though? Fun? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
But how random that they don't have anything in place,
like a backup CADDI is not some dude that works
with the RBC that is a pro, a tour pro
that says, hey, I will step in in the line
of duty. Instead we go to the guy that's seven
guinness is deep to carry the bag for free, so
they don't even pay the guy.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
We have backup umpires and case an umpire gets hurt
during a game, but we do have backup caddies just
sitting by in the bullpen.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Love the story, guys, so warm and heartfelt, amazing And
also watch old Fluff dude at seventy six fighting for
the bag because he wanted to carry his weapon to
the end.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
What if this guy all and sudden is a genius due.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
They took his bag away from him because he was
trying to f and keep going. But I mean, guys,
we now are seeing there's discrepancies. Were there, There's a
little deficiencies. We don't have a backup.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Guys that probably shouldn't have been well was in play.
I love it though. I love the fact that this dude,
I mean, because what jt ct pan spammed.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, he wasn't even close to right.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
He's not close to the top, so it doesn't really matter.
I gotta I want to actually verify that, like he
he wasn't in contention. He wasn't fighting for a spot.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Definitely wasn't in contention. I watched the whole final hour
and a half. But yeah, let's see, was it close?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Did it come down to the I didn't watch any of.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
His favorite was up four to start the day. He
tightened up and won by one. He was this close
to going overtime.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Was it ever tied?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
No, but it was this damn close. He got real lucky.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Getting he got the shakes.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
He got these shakes.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
He started bogie to or yeah, bogie two in a row,
and then he had a hell of a final shot.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Or he was screwed. He was going overtime. Really yeah,
I saw Rory made a run. I didn't but I
didn't like I said, I had a birthday party, didn't
watch any of it, but I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
It sucks, dude lived. It took all the good name guys.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
But what if this dude now gets a full time
caddy gig. There's got to be something with it, right,
there has to be something with it, where like in
a program or something they let him come and caddy
for some one of the players. Yeah, I think that'd
be awesome. We're a culture that rises, raises those things up. Yeah,
and when we come back, we're gonna talk Caitlyn Clark,
(34:21):
we'll be right back. Be good for now. Yeah, I
don't even know what utase man. I was completely wrong.
When Kayln Clark got to the WNBA, I thought, Okay,
this is gonna fade away. We're not gonna talk about
it anymore, not gonna pay attention. We're never gonna hear
from her again. Dude, they cover her more than they
(34:45):
cover a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's going to be must sy TV.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
It is fixing to be Ray and Lunchbox drive to
Indiana to see the Indiana Fever and Rand Lunchbox won't
get tickets because those games are sold out and the
tickets are probably two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Really, I'm just guessing I'll do game time.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, please look him up because I am fascinated.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Because now it's taking a turn.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yes, it is Terrrin too.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Is she getting the attention because she's white?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
You got people say, oh, she would never get this
if it was a black girl. What like, how do
we go to that after a girl that just shot
a free a three point or ten feet beyond the arc.
I never even knew what color she was.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I am telling you it is because it probably has
a little bit to do with she's white. But who
can't I don't care about it.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
In twenty twenty four, do people still see color?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I literally don't.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Well, well, you see color because what color shirres am
I wearing? I don't though I understand what you're saying
about the color thing. I don't care what color it's
the fact that she shoots it from the parking lot.
It's the same thing with Steph Curry. When Steph Curry
was getting two feet over the half court and chunking threes,
Everybody's like, what the hell is going on? It didn't
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matter that he's black, white, whatever. I mean, it doesn't matter.
It's the fascination with where they're shooting the ball from,
how crazy of shots they are taking and draining them.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
But the turn that is taken is girls in the
league are now bullying her and so people are taking sides.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Dude, dude, not only bullying her. I'm talking cheap shots
right that what happened this weekend when that girl just
body checked her and then that girl got congratulated on
the bench by her teammates. So two things, Uh, do
you think her teammates hater? Do Caitlin Clark's teammates hater?
(36:44):
Because when she gets body checked, not one person on
her team got another girl's face.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Dude, we don't know her personality.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
We have no idea what I don't think so, But
even in my co ed soccer game, do you say that?
For even in my co ed soccer games, if someone
pushes someone on my team. Guess what we're all gonna do. Okay, coach,
it's dinner, murals, Calm down, you don't think it happens.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Did you just draw a parallel between them? I know
they all come to your rescue?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Do they all come to your rescue? Not one person
on her team got in that girl's face. That's a
bad sign.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
That's what you're also women's basketball. Maybe it's a different
culture there where you actually don't do that.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, maybe you don't fight. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
The dudes I get it men's basketball. They do. We've
seen it.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
So then my whole thing is, what the hell is
this girl doing? She then at the press conference, gets
up there and goes, I'm not gonna answer any questions
about Caitlin Clark. Really, you're not gonna answer any questions
about the girl you just body checked to the floor
and is the biggest thing in women's basketball. But you're
(37:51):
not gonna answer any questions. Then she goes to Instagram.
How many more thens? Uh, maybe a little bit. I
grew up with all brothers. All we did is fight
and argue. I love the hate more than the love.
What y'all don't understand, I'd rather have you hate me
than love me. And I mean that I'm my dead aunt.
And she said, what does Kaitlyn Clark even bring to
(38:14):
the game anyway? Besides three pointers?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Tickets are like fifty.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Here's what she brings to the game. Uh miss, what
is her name? Windell no Chinity research, Chinity Carter. She
brings eyeballs to the game. She brings Monney to the game.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
But you're missing the point. Have we all seen her
getting body checked? Yes, everybody's seen the clare everybody.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
She brings news coverage, she brings the press, she brings
talking heads. Everybody is talking about the WNBA because of
Caitlyn Clark. So, Tinity Carter, when you maybe we could
look at stats and she averaged, there's more points than you, us,
more rebounds than you, more assists than you, more turnovers
than you. So what does she bring the game? I
(39:06):
would say she's a better basketball player than you. I
don't know if you're good at defense. I don't know
what your specialty is. But what she brings to the
game is everything that the WNBA has wanted. Money, private planes,
chartered flights, sacks, drugs, rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Kaitlyn Clark basketball the Did you see the one girl
shooting free throws and she was so focused on guarding
Kaitlyn Clark she forgot she had another free throw.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
No, yeah, she had two free throws.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
She shot one, made her miss it, and then instead
of shooting her next one, she went and started guarding
Kaitlyn on the inbound totally forgot she had another free throw.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I mean, dude, girl's messing with people's heads. I'm telling
you that is what she brings. So these people, I mean,
they're all haters at this point. This girl, Chinity Carter's
just a hater. I understand. You can be bitter, you
can be mad, but she is doing something for your
game and your life ilihood that nobody has done in
the history of the w NBA, right, I mean, think
(40:05):
about it. Dion Sanders when he went to Colorado, his swag,
when he was wearing the sunglasses at the press conference. Dude,
there's always pushback to stuff that's different. Caitlyn Clark is
for sure different and it I mean, but I don't
I'm not saying it's good, bad, ugly, and different, left right,
hot or cold, green or yellow green or red light.
(40:26):
But I am saying, Caitlin Clark is a woman that's
gonna change the world. It's good though. It's good if
you have a daughter, it's good stuff. I don't know
if she's gonna change the world.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
It doesn't really matter for dudes though, because I mean,
it's good because we've always had our sports getting watched
right right. I'm cool with the highlights I get on
my phone. But I'm saying it's good if you have
a daughter, this is good stuff.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I still haven't. I still haven't watched her in the
w NBA.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
But I see these clips and I'm just like, this
is taking on a whole thing of its own, like
it's I will.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Tell you, I will.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
I saw a shot of the crowd, dude, the crowd
was going on one of the clips I saw. We're
all seeing these clips now that none of us have
seen never ever. Well, I did bet Las Vegas aces,
so I watched a little tity Carter. This is we
would never talk about the w NBA due the crowd.
You're seeing what's going on on the court, dude, the
crowd was kind of going batshit crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Those games kind of look wild.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Really Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I mean NBA.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
We've seen all the clips where the Splash Brothers when
they were going crazy and the fans just going crazy. Boston,
the Celtics, they are always known for a rackets crowd. Dude,
I'm seeing clips in the crowd where fans are just
going buck wild.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Kind of want to go to one.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I mean, if we can find one on the schedule,
I'll go. I will drive to a w NBA game.
I will not drive to Memphis to go to a game,
but if we can find one that works, I will
drive to Indianapolis Nashville two nd I guarantee of people
have googled that a lot late.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Oh, we'll fly there. It's like five hours coach, it's
four hours. It would definitely be.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
A flight, not four hours.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Ain't bad.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
It's just on the.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Verge of it's four hours to the Smokies.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
You might as well go to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Chicago's like eight hours. Oh, Saint Louis is four hours?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Is there a train from Nashville to Indiana?
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Amtrak is the one and only train line which connects
Nashville to Indianapolis.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
We could take the Amtrak.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
How long does that take?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Seven hours?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Oh, oh, think I'd rather drive. But yeah, yeah, Trinity Carter,
you look like an idiot. What does she bring to
the game? She brings everything in to the game.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Brings more than Wimbiyama.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Stop don't rip on, don't rip on my board, brings
more than Caleb Davis. What's the name Williams? Caleb Williams? Hey,
you get ready for him? He's been a cook?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Can we say?
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Can I tell you this real quick? I totally forgot
the Eagles. Who's their running back?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Who the Eagles?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Barkley forgot? They got Saquon Barkley. No wonder South Beach
is believing in the Eagles again. I I'm not sure
I believe in the Eagles again. They're gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
South Beach likes the Jets over nine and a half.
He's liking the Eagles, and he's liking the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Oh, so we're gonna listen to a guy that bought
his mama house but lives in an apartment on our
gambling futures.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
He's still spot on with sports bets.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Pretty good? He did say, Ravens. Let's not forget if
Sneed didn't make that dive across the goal line and
punch that ball out. The Ravens won that game in
my final four.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
My uncle, that's the whole thing. It did happen though,
That's what happened. Those are the plays that did happen.
You can't say if and Candy Butts an ass whatever that.
I am just telling you. The Jets are either going
to be amazing.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
They're not gonna be amazing, or they're gonna be terrible.
How are they gonna be amazing? They have Sauce Gardner.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
He's really good. Let me tell you, just really good.
Garrett Wilson is really good. Right.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
He was Rookie of the Year two years ago.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
When Aaron Rodgers has throwing him that football. He's really good.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Who's their running back?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Breese Hall Cook? Breese Hall.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Dalvin Cook.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
No, Dalvin Cook. Didn't he sign with the Ravens last No,
Dalvin Cook got released last year, signed with the Ravens
for the playoffs and played like two snaps. Dalvin Cook
done cooked.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
And also done cook. And enjoy your time in life
because it comes and goes fast.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Holy crap.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
I thought Dalvin Cook was the best running back in
the world a year ago, and he's not even on
a team anymore.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
These running backs disappear. Bro got Zeke he's backing the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
State guy what was his name?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
The guy that wanted all the money? Jon Bell leveon
Bell Levy on Bell is he?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Where the is this guy?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
McGregor Fight's gonna be big this summer?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Is this guy whoa hey coacher? We got an email,
Hey lunch. We took our annual senior trip to Orlando
for Disney and Universal. Look who one of the kids
spotted at Hollywood Studios? Yannis Onto Tacoompo and Brookes Lopez
(45:30):
headed to South Padre Island now for our band for
a week, brutal drive about four times as as long
as the flight to Orlando. That's Jeremy Griffin. He's a
principal from Sundown High School. And on their senior trip
they got a picture of Jannis. We were just talking
about senior trips and I just happened to pull up
that email. That was not a coincidence. It was a coincidence.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
That's the nice brook Lopez. There's the mean one. Who's
the other Lopez?
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Robin?
Speaker 2 (45:56):
He's mean?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (45:57):
I saw him any and I went to go get
the picture and he tried to knock the phone out
of my hand.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
He looks like Sideshow Bob.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah, I try. He was the dude.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
They're into those steam parks, the NBA guys. Yeah. And
here's another way. Ray Wembyama loves the ghost Rider and
also Space Mount coachers. We'd like to give a shout
out to all teachers who completed the twenty twenty three
twenty twenty four school year. We would also like to
let you know that the buttery Nipple is the original
name in which we and we have split. That's the
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original name of the shot we used to take, but
we switched it to the Slippery Nipple because of this story.
When we went out to celebrate the twenty ten twenty
eleven school year, the new teacher, Alyssa, kept calling the
shot a slippery nipple, no matter how many times the
bartender corrected her. He just out of the blue center.
I'll give you you slippery nipples when I get off
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my shift. She accepted, and did you hear that? Yes,
they sucked up. He sucked on her tits. Let me
say this about high school teachers. I'm sorry if you
had the kids in the car on that one that's
what came to mind. They all battle alcoholism.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
This is the toughest time if you're a teacher, the
months of June, July, and August. If you have a
teacher in your life, check on them. If you see something,
say something, because there's the bottle of wine and it's
never good when you see the bottom of it. Drink
in moderation. That is the key to success in life.
But please check on your friends that are teachers. Used
to dat a girl, but she battled it and she's
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still fighting that good fight.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
There's some more news about Alyssa and the Slippery Nipples
when he gets off a shift. They've been together ever since,
married for ten years. We would also like to say
that our school district, we are off for two months
since we start at the beginning of August. Except for
the four losers from this group who teach summer school,
have a happy summer and we'll keep listening and enjoy
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the shout out you give us. Six teachers from New Mexico, Rosette, Emily, Loretta, Alyssa,
Brianna and Annette signed the six teachers from New Mexico
Slippery Nipples for Life.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Tits Up Girls, that's said, man.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
We gotta go. That's a great email.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I think it was a good potty man.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I mean the fact that he said, what a pickup line.
I'll give you slippery nipples when I get off work.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I mean it was there for the taking. They were
calling the shot a nipple.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
All you had to do was add a sort of
traction to it, slippery, sticky, uh late taxi, I mean,
come on, buddy, and he took she took him up,
and then they got married. Yeah, jam flavored ray You
ever tried strawberry in the bedroom? All right, have a
good Monday, guys, Good Monday. Not a lot of baseball on,
(48:37):
so I don't know what else we're gonna watch. It
was like five games tonight. What the baseball is? No
noon games later on? Well that so I'm saying, there's
only like five games, So I don't know what you're watching.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Maybe NBA starts in a month at HL now we're
probably waiting for the Stanley Cup for a month.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, it's the Panthers and Oilers, yep, predicted dude. What's
crazy about the Oilers? They were like in dead last night.
They fired their coach and then they are all the
way back to the Stanley Cup. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
They're a damn good team.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
But they fired their coach earlier this year.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I believe web girl Morgan watched the video on YouTube
who she picks to win the Stanley Cup. Might be
very fascinated to find out who she picks. Watch the
YouTube video so you get clicks.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Ray. That was a hell of a strategic tapes she picked.
I'll go look, I'll go watch.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Hey, are you going to CMA Fest?
Speaker 1 (49:35):
I have no idea. I'll be there Thursday night. The
MIC's are off. This is honest to god truth.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I thought we were doing CMA Fest like we did
last year where we talking to interview people that was
like two years ago, right, But they asked us, do
you guys want to do it? We said, yes, we
want to do CMA Fest.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
And then what have you heard since?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (49:55):
So I'm asking you, are we doing a booth at
CMA Fest. I guess that's not so, I'm asking what happened?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I don't know. We agreed to it, we did, we did.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
What happened in the past three months?
Speaker 1 (50:07):
The why we don't talk at seamy face they're gonna
Oh but don't worry.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
They'll let Hannah gray Ellis. Oh, Lacy k booth will
have a booth. Oh, don't worry. Laney Wilson, Well she
deserves it. Who's another up and comer, Uh.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Freaking Grace Grace Potter. H yeah, her.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
And then there's the Ashley Cook. She's got a song.
Guess what, she'll have a booth. Congrats. Yeah, we got
a podcast.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
And you asked us if we do a booth, and
we said yes, and.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Then they pulled the rug out from under us.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
That was awkward. I just never thought about that. You're right,
I haven't heard anything. Should I follow up?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
We had a hell of a broadcast from the booth.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I believe it was two years ago when it was
you because the job interview you were on the zoom call.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, that's my fault. That's my fault.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Com many guys from the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
I looked like, crap. Yeah, did you know that was
being broadcast to the entire room? Uh? Yeah I did. Oh,
that was my bad. They told me I couldn't mention COVID,
so your hair was all fucked up.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
You're like, hey, guys, my wife had a job, and.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
People were like, dude, you look like you just got
side swat with a fucking virus.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
It didn't even look like cola covid.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
It looked like ebola. It looked like shit.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Damn alright, damn shut up.
M m.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
M no, no, man, I'll call the shots.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I got a lot to talk about.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
There was so much sports this weekend. I mean this
is gonna be wall to wall sports coverage.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
South Beach came into town speaking again. Yeah, I whipped
his ass eleven to three. I skinned him forty bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
He owes me.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
So next time he's coming from Cincinnati, he better stopped
by Wallis Fargo.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I think they closed. He owes me forty bucks. Dude,
five ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Wow you guys playing Skins?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Huh awesome? Wait? Wait?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh so did you wait? Wait?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
If it's eleven to three, than holes?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, No, it means you move it to the next hole.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Didn't do like that?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
What do you mean you didn't like So?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
If I understand, if you tie a hole, the next
hole should be worth two.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Why would you not do it the normal way? Why
would not the normal way?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
When they do the Dell match in Austin, they don't
do it like that. They do it's worth two. It's
each hole.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No. No, if you're playing for Skins, like if you're playing
in a Skins game where you're making money, it builds,
It builds. So if you'll say the holes worth twenty
thousand dollars on TV and you you you tie? The
next hole is worth forty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, well we were playing with forty dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I understand that. But what I'm saying is, so, whoever
won those preceding because you could have beat him fourteen
to three?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Would it have affected the money?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Though?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I bet there went?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, I did build it would There was two evens,
so maybe I'd have had like ten more dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
If you won directly after the evens, you would have
got more money. I did. There you go? So, yes,
you're an idiot, right, you missed out on ten dollars. Well,
I mean, I'm just saying it feels weird when you
said I beat him eleven to three. I'm like, you
only played fourteen.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Holes, regardless that was only for me. He used to
kick my ass in college, he played in high school.
He's amazing at golf and I beat his lily ass.
I started playing at twenty four, Dude.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
What happened? Does he not play anymore?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
He really? He hasn't played in six months? Hell?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Has he lost his muscle mask? Can he not hit
it as far? What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
He was starting to get it in the back. He
has a beautiful draw. But I mean, I guess he
hasn't played.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
In a minute. Oh does he have a bad back.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
But you got to realize, dude, I'm chipping. I'm a
chipping bro three days a week.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So if you're chipping and listen, you know what they say,
drive for show, chip for jip for shit, ray, and
putt for no. Yeah. Hey, if you can chip, you
can save so many strokes on your golf game.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
You taught me to always hit it straight. Why hit
it any other way?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I mean, it's better to hit it one hundred and
thirty yards straight than it is to hit two hundred
yards and then fifty yards to the right. It's way
better to hit one hundred and thirty yards straight.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I learned that from you.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I watched the old men do it on the golf
course all the time. I've been doing the show a minute.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It's been nice.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, I mean I've been dude. I got a life, dude,
it's busy. Life has been busy. Did I play last week?
He definitely did. I don't think I did.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Many did a lot?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, I did rain a lot. Maybe I did play
last Tuesday. I don't remember. All right, let's do it, man.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, Arnold's off, guys, he had Arnold thought it was
CMA Fest his past week and got schloberknockered, went to
Nissan and there was no concert. That's actually this upcoming
week with CMA Fest in town. So he was a
week off on his calendar.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. How there one? I mean,
I'm still waiting for the NBA Finals. I thought I
thought the season was over, and then I realized there's
still like five more days.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Still it starts because it takes so long.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, like, what the hell?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Man, a little bit of a lull does that affect
a shot?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah? Probably? But Porzingis will probably be back and that'll
you know, his calf will be good.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All Right, We're gonna do it live. We Oh the
woe too?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Great sore losers?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What up?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports,
so I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius. Are you idiots
talking about other shows on our Facebook page? What turns
out that other show they were talking about someone said, Hey,
they're actually a professional comedian. So they're actually pretty funny.
But you guys are still the best out there.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
What up you all?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
It's Scis and I'm from the north. I'm an alpha male.
I married a Broadway girl. We now live north of
town in a little city called white House or is
it Springfield, don't know. Anyways, guys, we got farmland crops.
There's a whole bunch of stuff. People told me. I mean,
I posted some crop. I thought it was corn.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It was wheat. My bad. I'm sorry. I'm not a grower.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm nowhere. I'm not from Kansas. Man.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Sorry, I didn't study hort of culture in college. Man.
I studied a little thing called twelve pack of beer.
I studied a little thing called beer pong in college.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I studied a little thing called tits on a stick
in college.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
My bad, man, dude, it is funny.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
If you post something wrong, you'll get two hundred messages
you post just normal stuff. One message everybody chimer inerd
to say it's wheat, not corn.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Got it? It has been noted. I stopped in the
middle of the road it was so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
We were driving to a my baser's cousin, my relative.
I guess I can't call him my cousin. Well, no, no, whatever,
who cares tomato tomato, potato, potato. So I stopped in
the middle of the road and I go, baser. I
got to get this picture. It was so gorgeous, just
the whole You could see two hundred acres straight corn.
(07:08):
Now I learned it straight wheat. But who, man, there
are views for days.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Thank goodness. You didn't stop and ask the guy, hey,
can I shuck some of that corn? And he'd be like,
don't marry a little shucker. He's like, I'm about to
weet your ass. Did you call me up, Kurt? No,
I said, come over and shuck her. Okay, man, hey man,
how was your weekend?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Is that a segment?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
No, I'm just seeing how your weekend was. It was.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We had the graduation party on Saturday. Golf on Sunday,
eighteen holes. I never play eighteen.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
We were out there.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Good god, we were out there from eleven till four.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's why I don't play eighteen.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It's hard to play eighteen on a weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I was starting to I mean, I was starting to think, Okay,
do I have a job tomorrow? I was Bazers hit
me up, where are you? What is taking so long?
So she knows I usually chip and I'm back in
thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, but it was just you in South Beach.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, and we had a day get paired up with
no no, no, no, there were exclusive okay, no, we
could have been, but they they were water logged on Saturday.
So Sunday was wide open for our tea time. But
I mean it was backed up a little.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I had scheduled it like on I scheduled it a
week ahead of time, so we were so you knew
South Beach was coming to town. Did he come on
Sunday only? Or was he here on Saturday and Friday?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
He drove three hours, got his ass whooped in golf,
drove three hours home.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I and I.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
As he was leaving, I go, dude, I feel so terrible.
Next time, please let's meet halfway. I'll convince Baser we
can meet at a casino or something and find a golf
course in Evansville. You're not driving three hours again to come,
And he goes, I'm just glad we're still friends, man.
I dude, I felt terrible. I My drive was minutes.
(08:49):
I go dude, let me please. So did he even stop
by the house to see Baser. He was going to,
but we ended up having a time crunch. We did,
we did church. We're over looking at ferns where the
white fern redfern grows. And then it was our tea time,
So there was no time for nothing.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Just like you said, I love that, I love the No, no, this,
this relationship is back. That's what's funny is because it
was gone. He moved to Cincinnati, and now you're back together.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
The relationship's back. But he's still a compulsive liar. Sadly
he's hitting us with Yeah, man, drive a range Rover.
But the last time he was here, he was in
a land Rover. Land Rover is different than.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Range Rover, right, I don't know it is. That was
a rhetorical question. Okay, I believe I see the rovers
on the road and I think they're the same thing.
Which one is the better one?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Range rover?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Range rover is nicer than a land.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Rover, And so he comes in with the land rover. Well,
that's a lie. You showed us a picture last time
you were here of a range rover. Land Rover is
different than a range Rover. And then yesterday he pulled
up in a Nissan n on what I don't know, Ray,
I got endorsement deals, I don't know, but it was
it was a base Nissan car.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
What happened to land Rover?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
And he was getting fixed? Did he rent the land Rover?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
And then the Nissan is his legit car? That was
lie one? Lie two?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Apparently he bought his mam a house and and I go,
it's amazing, Bro lives in an apartment in Cincinnati. How
does that make sense that you? Then you what, you
forked over two hundred thousand for your mom, but you're
good at living in an apartment? Another lie? So there's that,
there's that. How do you get past that?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
And then he goes, moms want me to buy her
a golf cart. I don't know, Bro, Maybe buy yourself
a house and then get your mom in the house
and then get her the golf cart. This shit ain't
making sense. You're ready for the third lie?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Hey, I'm ready for it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Man.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I hope he doesn't listen to this. He does, he
really wouldn't even care anyways, That's how he is. He
believes his lies that much. He would just think that
I was being here.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I don't worry.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I got I got a kid, I got a buddy
I've been friends with since like the fifth grade. Same
damn thing lies about everything.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Third Lie lives in Mexico and during the pandemic. I
believe this is truthful. She there was something with the
COVID cards and she got busted. So she got sent
back to Mexico, and so she can't come back to
America for five years. So his chick lives in Mexico
and he can only go see her when they go
on vacation in the Dominican Republic or Cabo, or if
(11:21):
he goes and visits her south of San Diego, which
is Tijuana. So but she doesn't speak any English. So like, bro,
is she really your girlfriend? How do you ever relate?
He speaks semi Spanish, he knows he's half Spanish.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
No, no, no, But if she can't even come to America,
is it a girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
How do you expect us to believe you guys are
in a relationship. He sees her once every six months,
like she's touring like in Iraq. But of course it's
not a girlfriend. It's a girl that he talks to
and he wants us to think that he's moving along
in his life and he's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Now he.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Watch of the thinks he's settling down and getting serious
with something. Hit because here's the thing. Maybe he is
committed to her, Maybe he is not seeing other women.
Maybe he is not interested in meeting other women. There
is no damn way that woman is not down there
in Mexico dating other dudes.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
And I think that keeps it so that it's not well, dude,
you're a single guy, just floating around jobs like you're single.
It's sad that we have to do this in today's culture,
but you just have to say you have a girlfriend.
So it seems like you're wanted so to go through
that stretch of where it's a girl that can't even
come to America and that's his girlfriend. And we saw
one picture of her and she was wearing sunglasses. I mean,
(12:42):
that's got to be lie number three. I'm sorry, that's
your third demerit. We're still repairing the relationship. We're moving
in the right direction.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Though.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
What he did improve on is what you've improved on.
He didn't get pissed at golf dude back in the day,
he would have started ripping on me. He'd have been
a little bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
He took it like a man. He took it like
a man. At one point, I think it was eight
to oh. He was down just hole in hole. Here
we go, next hole.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Still laughing.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Dude, I birdied too, I mean almost hole in one one.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I was how close were you to hold one?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Three feet?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Stop it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I even called it before I go. Dude. I always
played by myself.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I said, what what what would be the chance I
freaking get a hole one when I'm actually playing with
some it'd be awesome. Little red ball just floating right
above the pin up. It's a little wet out, dude,
it just stuck. If it wouldn't have been wet, I
think my spun would have put it right back in
the hole.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Man.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
That's what I was aiming for, trying to go three
degrees to the left. Man, it didn't spin enough because
he tires.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Because you knew the hill rolled that way. There was
no hole, It was no hole.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
It was flat.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
But when it hit that it tried to spin. It
just spun out and the ball ended up right where
it dropped on the green. But also the course would
played that. They it's under repair, so it's almost like
a par three. About five of the holes, instead of
being par fours, are par five threes. They've cut them
in half ew so there's more of a chance to
get hold of one.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
So you got a lot of opportunity. Yeah, one of
the holes, but you still have to put it in
the hole in one shot.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
But my question is on the first one, great question,
dud was great. It was supposed to be a par
four four hundred they have they're getting away with it.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I love them to death.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
They're stealing our money. The first hole is now ninety
yards does and it's a makeshift it's a makeshift hole.
Question if I would to hold that? Does that count
as a whole in one? It's a joke of a hole.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's the question.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That is a question heard around the world.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
I'm on a cock eyed, half assed hole and that
would be the one I get a hole in one on?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Does it count if it's not normally a par three?
They just move the teas up.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Man bro And there's one on the back that was
never a hole. They just cleared a spot in the
woods and made a new hole.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Does that count?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
As a hole in one, because this has never been
a and it probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Be because then if you make a hole in one,
everybody's gonna be like, oh, you ever got a hole
in one? Oh? Yeah, I got a hole in one.
We're at Oh I played whistling straits or whistling curves
the other day I play and I got it on
number one?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh yeah, Riverbrook?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
What number one? Hit?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
That part five, Part five, it's impossible to get a hold. Yeah, Well,
so what happened is they were under repair, they moved
it up. It was only ninety yards. I chipped onto
the green and it rolled in. Hmm, that's tough.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, I mean that question can't be answered. But a
good weekend, though.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
It would be fun to say you got a hole
in one. Yeah. I had a pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Weekend, man, please, that was my segue. Good.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I went to a birthday party, and usually these birthday
parties are dumb and annoying, and you got to talk
to these random people you don't want to. But I
had an interesting conversation that had me on the edge
of my seat. We're gonna need the crime pod music
when we come back. Ray.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I was opposition no, I strayed.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Hey, there were maiden suits.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
That's the best way to party.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
It was kids. You set me up for that. It
was a three year old birthday party. Neighbor down the street.
Three year old's having a birthday party. Everybody come over
in the backyard. They got the water going on the slide,
they got a water whatever blow up inflatable. And the
three year olds whose birthday party was was not having it.
(16:33):
I don't want to have a party. He sat inside,
really didn't want to come down.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
But I do love your neighborhood. Bring one, bring all.
Let's use this shit. We paid one thousand dollars for it.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Bring it on. Had coolers of beer, had everything you
can need food. They had barbecued all night to make
some nice pulled port. I mean they had everything.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
So they want people to stay a long time.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yes, well the people from daycare. It was a strict
three to five window five. The party is over five
o'clock though he's walking around. Hey, neighbors can stay. Neighbors
can stay. Neighbors can stay. Let's keep it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Give you a secret handshake.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
The neighbor can stay.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
A poke in the butthole if you're a neighbor.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yep, I'm a neighbor. That's me.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Thank you for coming. Hey, close your eyes and if
you feel a poke in your butt, you're you're good
to stay.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
If I grab your wife's boob, you're good to stay.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
And you hear your wife goo, that means you can stay.
So I'm like, all right, So we stay around. We
got the chairs sitting around, watching the kids just play
all crazy, just jumping around in the water. And there
was one couple like, oh, yeah, we just got back
from the Dominican. So did South Beach And I said,
(17:51):
oh yeah. They said yeah, we went to a resort
family vacation. We took our daughter and it was amazing.
And I was like really, They said yeah, because they
had kid care. He goes we'd wake up in the morning,
drop her off at nine and they were open till
seven o'clock at night. And so I was like, well,
what happened to the family vacation part. They're like, no,
(18:13):
we would.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Want a time to be alive.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
You don't even have to hang out with your kids anymore.
I was like, really, what's great about that?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
This DIDs your kids all day?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Because they said it as oh we went on a
family vacation.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Way, where do I vote you for Dad of the Year.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I get it, you want to have something like if
you want to go out to dinner or whatever. They
have the child care. But the fact that the whole
time you were there, you woke up at nine and
dropped her off and then went back and picked her
up at seven pm. That's not much of a family vacation.
It's not. But they said, oh man, it's great. They
had swim up bars, they had all this stuff. They
go and then they had a sister hotel right next
door that was adults only. So he goes. We'd drop
(18:56):
her off at the the whatever care center, kids center,
and we'd go over to the adults only. It was great,
he goes. But the one problem was there was a
lot of senior trips going on in the Dominican right now.
You gotta be careful because there's also the spring breaks
you gotta watch out for.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
And then that's what it is, senior trip.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, he goes. So that was a little weird, you know,
with eighteen year olds, and he goes seventeen year olds
because they just graduated high school, they drink and Dominican,
they're considered adults. He goes, that was a little bit annoying.
So then we got on the topic. Said, hey, have
any of you got did you guys go on senior trips?
And I was like, no, we didn't. We didn't have that.
Why did I need the crime pod music? And one
(19:35):
guy goes, I killed somebody? He said, oh my senior trip.
It ruined it for everybody. This is where we need
the crime pod. What is this Natalie Holloway, how did
you know?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
How do I know? I didn't know?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Kochher go chiv' bos being funny kosher. He goes, I
graduated with Natalie Holloway.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Dude, he said, yeah, that's where our t shirts got made.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Take him to Aruba.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
He was like, I'll never go back to Aruba. He said.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
It was very weird.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
He goes, cause you got to understand. He goes, We're
a bunch of kids from Alabama and we're having the
time of our lives in Aruba. And he was like,
and it was the last night of the whole shin dig.
He goes, everybody went crazy.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
What was it spring break?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
No, it was graduation trip. Rich He said, there was
one hundred and fifty students and like six teachers on
the trip.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
It was on a school trip.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, and he said, dude. And the bus called the
next morning was ten am, because we're headed to the airport.
He goes, and I mean people all out of bed
nine to twenty or you know whatever. What did I
say ten o'clock? So nine to fifty he said, nine
to fifty. He's like, and Edward is all grogging. We're
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on the bus and they're supposed to leave at ten o'clock.
He goes, it's like ten fifteen and the buses haven't
left yet, and he goes, there's starting to be rumblings
that hey, you know, some one person didn't show up.
We're missing one person or missing one of the students.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
They're like, all right, Well they head to the airport.
They don't know anything, and they get on the plane
back to Alabama. Right when they get off the plane,
every single one of them interrogated by the FBI. Wow,
and that's how he found out that she was missing.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Did he know her?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
He knew her, dude, He said. The first two nights
he played poker with your.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Vanderslute, So that dude was hanging out with him.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Yes, he said, because it was a resort, but that
resort lets locals come in and party, do whatever. And
he said there was a casino and everything. And he said,
he's playing poker with you warn two nights in a row. Dang.
And he said that the family members were hiring private
investigators sending him too a Ruba and the Ruben is
all legend. The Ruben government was not helping, was like
(22:18):
shutting the walls down, like nope, not giving you any information.
And he said and his wife goes, I said, how
have you I known you for two years and you've
never said anything about this. He goes, She goes, oh,
get this.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
She goes.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
We were married for five years and we drove by
a church and he goes, oh, that's where they had
the vigil for Natalie Holloway and she's like, excuse me.
He's like, yeah, we went to high school together. She goes,
I didn't find out until five years into our marriage
that he was on that tripe. And he just talked
about how it was just the craziest thing and it
(22:51):
was just so weird and it was just a like
you go on this senior trip and it's like the
highlight of everything, like it's so fun. He goes. And
then when we landed in the US and we have
to be interrogated by the FBI, he was like it
just all was just like oh that trip, just like
you know, I'll never go back to Aruba ever.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Go to Bonefish.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
It was a what I mean that story right there.
I was just like, this is bananas, and I said,
you ever date Natalie? Goes. I didn't have that kind
of game. Way out of my league, I said, oh okay.
Then the guy that went to the Dominican he goes, well,
my high school made the news last year. I mean,
he's way out of high school.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
He goes, but is this still crime music?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, he goes. Remember the kid on the boat that
jumped over and never surfaced like with the sharks, He goes,
that was my high school.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Dang, I remember it.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He was like, been drinking. He was like, oh, I
bet I'll jump in the water. I'm not scared. He
jumped in the water and they never saw him again.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'll grab you another drink. You guys want another one?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
You want to pale al? They want to.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
It was wild, dude, what combos though, Dude, it was It.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Was a crazy that. So that birthday party was I mean,
usually it's like stupid conversations like how's it going, Yeah,
you're doing Oh yeah cool? Yeah fun.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Did you know those people before?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Yeah, those are the neighbors. Okay, So that all happened
at neighbor time, after the party was supposed to be over.
The real conversation started.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
It was great, man, and they're like, I got some stories.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You guys heard of the Bobby Bone Show. No, I
didn't say anything about that. I didn't say anything about that.
I didn't say because I'd never been on a senior track.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
My name is really not lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
No, I think they do know that.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Man.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
You guys are asking you, hey, man, what's your real name? Man,
They're like bearing their soul. You got a fake dame.
I mean, I had no idea I was. I mean
that to me was just like fascinating. Yeah, that's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Not good stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
Sad rescue both of never found the body, either of them.
But yeah, there was documentaries done where even the parents tried.
The parents obviously still are trying to find answers, and
it was tough to get through the Rubian government and
police and all that.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, because that dude's dad was like a lawyer or
a judge or something like that, like ruled the island.
I don't know, but did you feel safe going to Ruba?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Man, it was so much farther and later after that,
and even the people told us on the boat tours
and stuff, they said, man, it sucks because for years
people it was just like a dark shadow cast over
a Ruba. People wouldn't come because of that story.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
That's what I figured.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
I brought it up on the more they looked at
me like it was are crazy. I mean when I said, dude,
dudes like, don't ever bring that up. I said, his
senior class ruined it, and you freaking said, I had
no idea. I was being funny. I was like trying
to think of a pop culture thing to make a
funny joke about. I know, was the story you're about
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to tell.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
But it was crazy. It was a good party, and
then my two year old had the nastiest blowout I've
ever I mean, never mind, people don't want to hear this.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, it was like what happened in the hallway on
The Big Show. Dude, something died up in the rafters.
It reeked on a Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I didn't smell it until the I came out later
to go to the bathroom, and then like when I
first got here, didn't smell it, then I smelled it.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
It's been discovered what it was. Oh yeah, Scuba said
it was in a coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Somebody defrecated it. Oh disgusting. Okay, can you tell me
what that email was from Scuba that someone tried to
apply for a job with after the break, all right,
we'll take a break. Hello, anybody home? No, no, no,
(26:53):
I don't understand how someone applied for a job. We
don't have a job listing.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
We got an email from Scuba asking me in hey,
did you guys do a job posting on iHeartRadio because
I'm getting inquiries about a job posting for the Sore Losers.
Are you guys offering an internship?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I said I don't. He said this is what it is.
So he got an email saying, hey, one of Outlet
Outkicks personalities reached out to me last night saying they
have a former intern who applied for a job opening
with the Sore Losers podcast. I'm not sure what the
role is or if it's full time part time contract.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Work, but I love contract We're going, but.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I'd love to make an introduction. Would we want to
set that up through Scuba or Ray or lunch box?
And Scuba's like, hey, do you know anything about this?
And I don't know where you could have found that
we had a job posting because we have no job posting.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
So we tracked and we thought maybe somebody just heard
one of our podcasts where we were joking and saying
that we needed to hire somebody and we talk about
Arnold and he's made up, he's imaginary's fake. Maybe they
thought that we have internships available because Arnold has an internship.
But Arnold's a made up person. He doesn't have an
actual internship.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
And we have no jobs available because we have no
money to pay anybody.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
But the funniest part of it was it got put
up the flagpole where it was.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I mean it was executive vice president. Is the one.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Just Scuba the executive producer.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
At an executive vice president in the company reaching out
to him about this job with the sword losers that
doesn't even.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Exist, dude.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Now you see how stuff just gets made up at
a thin air, And like, where.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Did he send the application, like where'd he send his resume?
It's truly fascinating because I have no idea. I didn't
see a resumes. You can an email with a resume.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Can you imagine though, if it got furthered along where
he actually comes in and they introduce him him and
we have no.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Idea who this, Like, oh, here, he's here for your interview,
and he keeps thinking we're supposed to pay him, like
we just think he's a shadowed d like his career day,
Hey man, come on in.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
But we really hired him for forty.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Thousand, and then like two months he's like, hey man,
in't got a paycheck and he takes us to court.
We're like, dude, we didn't hire you. And then the
judge's like, no, you guys own forty grand right?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
What the They call up Arnold to the stand.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Hey Arnold, what do you doing your internship? Does this
guy do more than you? What do you get paid? Arnold?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
And he starts fighting him like guys, but yeah, I've
never been more thoroughly confused in that email.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Yeah, but this weekend, the Caddy gets did you watch this?
Did you did you watch the RBC?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I watched the RBC.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
I didn't see the caddy part ctpan I think was
top one thousand.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
I mean, I have no idea. I just saw it
all over at social media today and I thought, how hilarious.
So the Caddy takes a fall, gets hurt, and he
just points to that he's eighty. It's called Fluff.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
His name's Fluff, the guy he's eighty seventies on why
is he still cutty?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Bro? He can barely walk. But the monniest part of
the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's it's wet as shit. So you know how Nashville
was wet. Yeah, Oh they had umbrellas. I saw that
in South Beach are playing in the swamp a little bit.
They were too at RBC. Dude, he goes down this
little knob. Of course it's gonna be slip as shit.
He slips, hits the ground, got blood. He's got blood.
An old fluff man seventy sixty.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Said, I've been to Woo Man. I'm gonna finish this.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
He goes and picks up the bag and his legs
all fucked up. He still tried to walk, and CTS
to stop him and be like, dude.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
You're not continuing.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Fluff you gotta go down in battle man, And so
then they tell the fan.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
So he just lays down there on the green.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Then he took a knee.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Oh not the Kaepernick style, Okay, he took the good knee.
And so then they came and helped him. They had
medical professionals. He had to go get looked at.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, and then they just picked some dude down the stands.
They point out him, say you you're in and it's
this big old walrus looking dude.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
He was about four amstell lights deep. He's gonna carry
the bag and.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
He's gotta put the bim on and he's like ct
Pan and he's carrying the bag. You know, I think
you should have a seven iron here, Like, what the
do you know?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You were just drinking a beer.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
One of the holes.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You know he was drinking because I'm one of the whole.
Ct Pan was about to drive and you can see
this walrus dude. He's not moving because he doesn't want
to make the wrong move. He's holding the clubs and
the camera angle is able to capture him. You got
you just gotta google. It's ct Pan caddy dude. He's
just like the like he looks so awkward in like
a statue because you.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Know, the normal guy, he's got her lads kind of
leaning on the bag, knows where to stand, knows not
to be in the sight line of the other players.
This dude just gets pulled out of the crowd and
it's like, oh standing here? No? No, do that? Can
I drink that water? Do you need me to read
that putt for you? Like? And and CD pan throws
him as putter, you know, throws the balls. What am
I supposed to do with this? Oh gotta clean? How
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fun would that be?
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Though? Fun? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:05):
But how random that they don't have anything in place,
like a backup CADDI is not some dude that works
with the RBC that is a pro, a tour pro
that says, hey, I will step in in the line
of duty. Instead we go to the guy that's seven
guinness is deep to carry the bag for free, so
they don't even pay the guy.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
We have backup umpires and case an umpire gets hurt
during a game, but we do have backup caddies just
sitting by in the bullpen.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Love the story, guys, so warm and heartfelt, amazing And
also watch old Fluff dude at seventy six fighting for
the bag because he wanted to carry his weapon to
the end.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
What if this guy all and sudden is a genius due.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
They took his bag away from him because he was
trying to f and keep going. But I mean, guys,
we now are seeing there's discrepancies. Were there, There's a
little deficiencies. We don't have a backup.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Guys that probably shouldn't have been well was in play.
I love it though. I love the fact that this dude,
I mean, because what jt ct pan spammed.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, he wasn't even close to right.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
He's not close to the top, so it doesn't really matter.
I gotta I want to actually verify that, like he
he wasn't in contention. He wasn't fighting for a spot.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Definitely wasn't in contention. I watched the whole final hour
and a half. But yeah, let's see, was it close?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Did it come down to the I didn't watch any of.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
His favorite was up four to start the day. He
tightened up and won by one. He was this close
to going overtime.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Was it ever tied?
Speaker 3 (33:36):
No, but it was this damn close. He got real lucky.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Getting he got the shakes.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
He got these shakes.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
He started bogie to or yeah, bogie two in a row,
and then he had a hell of a final shot.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Or he was screwed. He was going overtime. Really yeah,
I saw Rory made a run. I didn't but I
didn't like I said, I had a birthday party, didn't
watch any of it, but I wasn't.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
It sucks, dude lived. It took all the good name guys.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
But what if this dude now gets a full time
caddy gig. There's got to be something with it, right,
there has to be something with it, where like in
a program or something they let him come and caddy
for some one of the players. Yeah, I think that'd
be awesome. We're a culture that rises, raises those things up. Yeah,
and when we come back, we're gonna talk Caitlyn Clark,
(34:21):
we'll be right back. Be good for now. Yeah, I
don't even know what utase man. I was completely wrong.
When Kayln Clark got to the WNBA, I thought, Okay,
this is gonna fade away. We're not gonna talk about
it anymore, not gonna pay attention. We're never gonna hear
from her again. Dude, they cover her more than they
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cover a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's going to be must sy TV.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
It is fixing to be Ray and Lunchbox drive to
Indiana to see the Indiana Fever and Rand Lunchbox won't
get tickets because those games are sold out and the
tickets are probably two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Really, I'm just guessing I'll do game time.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, please look him up because I am fascinated.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Because now it's taking a turn.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yes, it is Terrrin too.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Is she getting the attention because she's white?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
You got people say, oh, she would never get this
if it was a black girl. What like, how do
we go to that after a girl that just shot
a free a three point or ten feet beyond the arc.
I never even knew what color she was.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I am telling you it is because it probably has
a little bit to do with she's white. But who
can't I don't care about it.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
In twenty twenty four, do people still see color?
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I literally don't.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Well, well, you see color because what color shirres am
I wearing? I don't though I understand what you're saying
about the color thing. I don't care what color it's
the fact that she shoots it from the parking lot.
It's the same thing with Steph Curry. When Steph Curry
was getting two feet over the half court and chunking threes,
Everybody's like, what the hell is going on? It didn't
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matter that he's black, white, whatever. I mean, it doesn't matter.
It's the fascination with where they're shooting the ball from,
how crazy of shots they are taking and draining them.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
But the turn that is taken is girls in the
league are now bullying her and so people are taking sides.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Dude, dude, not only bullying her. I'm talking cheap shots
right that what happened this weekend when that girl just
body checked her and then that girl got congratulated on
the bench by her teammates. So two things, Uh, do
you think her teammates hater? Do Caitlin Clark's teammates hater?
(36:44):
Because when she gets body checked, not one person on
her team got another girl's face.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Dude, we don't know her personality.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
We have no idea what I don't think so, But
even in my co ed soccer game, do you say that?
For even in my co ed soccer games, if someone
pushes someone on my team. Guess what we're all gonna do. Okay, coach,
it's dinner, murals, Calm down, you don't think it happens.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Did you just draw a parallel between them? I know
they all come to your rescue?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Do they all come to your rescue? Not one person
on her team got in that girl's face. That's a
bad sign.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
That's what you're also women's basketball. Maybe it's a different
culture there where you actually don't do that.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, maybe you don't fight. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
The dudes I get it men's basketball. They do. We've
seen it.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
So then my whole thing is, what the hell is
this girl doing? She then at the press conference, gets
up there and goes, I'm not gonna answer any questions
about Caitlin Clark. Really, you're not gonna answer any questions
about the girl you just body checked to the floor
and is the biggest thing in women's basketball. But you're
(37:51):
not gonna answer any questions. Then she goes to Instagram.
How many more thens? Uh, maybe a little bit. I
grew up with all brothers. All we did is fight
and argue. I love the hate more than the love.
What y'all don't understand, I'd rather have you hate me
than love me. And I mean that I'm my dead aunt.
And she said, what does Kaitlyn Clark even bring to
(38:14):
the game anyway? Besides three pointers?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Tickets are like fifty.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Here's what she brings to the game. Uh miss, what
is her name? Windell no Chinity research, Chinity Carter. She
brings eyeballs to the game. She brings Monney to the game.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
But you're missing the point. Have we all seen her
getting body checked? Yes, everybody's seen the clare everybody.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
She brings news coverage, she brings the press, she brings
talking heads. Everybody is talking about the WNBA because of
Caitlyn Clark. So, Tinity Carter, when you maybe we could
look at stats and she averaged, there's more points than you, us,
more rebounds than you, more assists than you, more turnovers
than you. So what does she bring the game? I
(39:06):
would say she's a better basketball player than you. I
don't know if you're good at defense. I don't know
what your specialty is. But what she brings to the
game is everything that the WNBA has wanted. Money, private planes,
chartered flights, sacks, drugs, rock and roll.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Kaitlyn Clark basketball the Did you see the one girl
shooting free throws and she was so focused on guarding
Kaitlyn Clark she forgot she had another free throw.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
No, yeah, she had two free throws.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
She shot one, made her miss it, and then instead
of shooting her next one, she went and started guarding
Kaitlyn on the inbound totally forgot she had another free throw.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
I mean, dude, girl's messing with people's heads. I'm telling
you that is what she brings. So these people, I mean,
they're all haters at this point. This girl, Chinity Carter's
just a hater. I understand. You can be bitter, you
can be mad, but she is doing something for your
game and your life ilihood that nobody has done in
the history of the w NBA, right, I mean, think
(40:05):
about it. Dion Sanders when he went to Colorado, his swag,
when he was wearing the sunglasses at the press conference. Dude,
there's always pushback to stuff that's different. Caitlyn Clark is
for sure different and it I mean, but I don't
I'm not saying it's good, bad, ugly, and different, left right,
hot or cold, green or yellow green or red light.
(40:26):
But I am saying, Caitlin Clark is a woman that's
gonna change the world. It's good though. It's good if
you have a daughter, it's good stuff. I don't know
if she's gonna change the world.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
It doesn't really matter for dudes though, because I mean,
it's good because we've always had our sports getting watched
right right. I'm cool with the highlights I get on
my phone. But I'm saying it's good if you have
a daughter, this is good stuff.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
I still haven't. I still haven't watched her in the
w NBA.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
But I see these clips and I'm just like, this
is taking on a whole thing of its own, like
it's I will.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Tell you, I will.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
I saw a shot of the crowd, dude, the crowd
was going on one of the clips I saw. We're
all seeing these clips now that none of us have
seen never ever. Well, I did bet Las Vegas aces,
so I watched a little tity Carter. This is we
would never talk about the w NBA due the crowd.
You're seeing what's going on on the court, dude, the
crowd was kind of going batshit crazy.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Those games kind of look wild.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Really Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
I mean NBA.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
We've seen all the clips where the Splash Brothers when
they were going crazy and the fans just going crazy. Boston,
the Celtics, they are always known for a rackets crowd. Dude,
I'm seeing clips in the crowd where fans are just
going buck wild.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Kind of want to go to one.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I mean, if we can find one on the schedule,
I'll go. I will drive to a w NBA game.
I will not drive to Memphis to go to a game,
but if we can find one that works, I will
drive to Indianapolis Nashville two nd I guarantee of people
have googled that a lot late.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Oh, we'll fly there. It's like five hours coach, it's
four hours. It would definitely be.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
A flight, not four hours.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Ain't bad.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
It's just on the.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Verge of it's four hours to the Smokies.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
You might as well go to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Chicago's like eight hours. Oh, Saint Louis is four hours?
Speaker 2 (42:19):
Is there a train from Nashville to Indiana?
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Amtrak is the one and only train line which connects
Nashville to Indianapolis.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
We could take the Amtrak.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
How long does that take?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
Seven hours?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Oh, oh, think I'd rather drive. But yeah, yeah, Trinity Carter,
you look like an idiot. What does she bring to
the game? She brings everything in to the game.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Brings more than Wimbiyama.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Stop don't rip on, don't rip on my board, brings
more than Caleb Davis. What's the name Williams? Caleb Williams? Hey,
you get ready for him? He's been a cook?
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Can we say?
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Can I tell you this real quick? I totally forgot
the Eagles. Who's their running back?
Speaker 1 (43:01):
Who the Eagles?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Barkley forgot? They got Saquon Barkley. No wonder South Beach
is believing in the Eagles again. I I'm not sure
I believe in the Eagles again. They're gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
South Beach likes the Jets over nine and a half.
He's liking the Eagles, and he's liking the Ravens.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Oh, so we're gonna listen to a guy that bought
his mama house but lives in an apartment on our
gambling futures.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
He's still spot on with sports bets.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Pretty good? He did say, Ravens. Let's not forget if
Sneed didn't make that dive across the goal line and
punch that ball out. The Ravens won that game in
my final four.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
My uncle, that's the whole thing. It did happen though,
That's what happened. Those are the plays that did happen.
You can't say if and Candy Butts an ass whatever that.
I am just telling you. The Jets are either going
to be amazing.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
They're not gonna be amazing, or they're gonna be terrible.
How are they gonna be amazing? They have Sauce Gardner.
Speaker 1 (44:07):
He's really good. Let me tell you, just really good.
Garrett Wilson is really good. Right.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
He was Rookie of the Year two years ago.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
When Aaron Rodgers has throwing him that football. He's really good.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Who's their running back?
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Breese Hall Cook? Breese Hall.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Dalvin Cook.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
No, Dalvin Cook. Didn't he sign with the Ravens last No,
Dalvin Cook got released last year, signed with the Ravens
for the playoffs and played like two snaps. Dalvin Cook
done cooked.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
And also done cook. And enjoy your time in life
because it comes and goes fast.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Holy crap.
Speaker 3 (44:39):
I thought Dalvin Cook was the best running back in
the world a year ago, and he's not even on
a team anymore.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
These running backs disappear. Bro got Zeke he's backing the Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
State guy what was his name?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
The guy that wanted all the money? Jon Bell leveon
Bell Levy on Bell is he?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Where the is this guy?
Speaker 2 (45:06):
McGregor Fight's gonna be big this summer?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Is this guy whoa hey coacher? We got an email,
Hey lunch. We took our annual senior trip to Orlando
for Disney and Universal. Look who one of the kids
spotted at Hollywood Studios? Yannis Onto Tacoompo and Brookes Lopez
(45:30):
headed to South Padre Island now for our band for
a week, brutal drive about four times as as long
as the flight to Orlando. That's Jeremy Griffin. He's a
principal from Sundown High School. And on their senior trip
they got a picture of Jannis. We were just talking
about senior trips and I just happened to pull up
that email. That was not a coincidence. It was a coincidence.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
That's the nice brook Lopez. There's the mean one. Who's
the other Lopez?
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Robin?
Speaker 2 (45:56):
He's mean?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Is he?
Speaker 3 (45:57):
I saw him any and I went to go get
the picture and he tried to knock the phone out
of my hand.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
He looks like Sideshow Bob.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah, I try. He was the dude.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
They're into those steam parks, the NBA guys. Yeah. And
here's another way. Ray Wembyama loves the ghost Rider and
also Space Mount coachers. We'd like to give a shout
out to all teachers who completed the twenty twenty three
twenty twenty four school year. We would also like to
let you know that the buttery Nipple is the original
name in which we and we have split. That's the
(46:27):
original name of the shot we used to take, but
we switched it to the Slippery Nipple because of this story.
When we went out to celebrate the twenty ten twenty
eleven school year, the new teacher, Alyssa, kept calling the
shot a slippery nipple, no matter how many times the
bartender corrected her. He just out of the blue center.
I'll give you you slippery nipples when I get off
(46:48):
my shift. She accepted, and did you hear that? Yes,
they sucked up. He sucked on her tits. Let me
say this about high school teachers. I'm sorry if you
had the kids in the car on that one that's
what came to mind. They all battle alcoholism.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
This is the toughest time if you're a teacher, the
months of June, July, and August. If you have a
teacher in your life, check on them. If you see something,
say something, because there's the bottle of wine and it's
never good when you see the bottom of it. Drink
in moderation. That is the key to success in life.
But please check on your friends that are teachers. Used
to dat a girl, but she battled it and she's
(47:24):
still fighting that good fight.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
There's some more news about Alyssa and the Slippery Nipples
when he gets off a shift. They've been together ever since,
married for ten years. We would also like to say
that our school district, we are off for two months
since we start at the beginning of August. Except for
the four losers from this group who teach summer school,
have a happy summer and we'll keep listening and enjoy
(47:46):
the shout out you give us. Six teachers from New Mexico, Rosette, Emily, Loretta, Alyssa,
Brianna and Annette signed the six teachers from New Mexico
Slippery Nipples for Life.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Tits Up Girls, that's said, man.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
We gotta go. That's a great email.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I think it was a good potty man.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
I mean the fact that he said, what a pickup line.
I'll give you slippery nipples when I get off work.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I mean it was there for the taking. They were
calling the shot a nipple.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
All you had to do was add a sort of
traction to it, slippery, sticky, uh late taxi, I mean,
come on, buddy, and he took she took him up,
and then they got married. Yeah, jam flavored ray You
ever tried strawberry in the bedroom? All right, have a
good Monday, guys, Good Monday. Not a lot of baseball on,
(48:37):
so I don't know what else we're gonna watch. It
was like five games tonight. What the baseball is? No
noon games later on? Well that so I'm saying, there's
only like five games, So I don't know what you're watching.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Maybe NBA starts in a month at HL now we're
probably waiting for the Stanley Cup for a month.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah, it's the Panthers and Oilers, yep, predicted dude. What's
crazy about the Oilers? They were like in dead last night.
They fired their coach and then they are all the
way back to the Stanley Cup. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
They're a damn good team.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
But they fired their coach earlier this year.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I believe web girl Morgan watched the video on YouTube
who she picks to win the Stanley Cup. Might be
very fascinated to find out who she picks. Watch the
YouTube video so you get clicks.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Ray. That was a hell of a strategic tapes she picked.
I'll go look, I'll go watch.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
Hey, are you going to CMA Fest?
Speaker 1 (49:35):
I have no idea. I'll be there Thursday night. The
MIC's are off. This is honest to god truth.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I thought we were doing CMA Fest like we did
last year where we talking to interview people that was
like two years ago, right, But they asked us, do
you guys want to do it? We said, yes, we
want to do CMA Fest.
Speaker 1 (49:52):
And then what have you heard since?
Speaker 2 (49:54):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (49:55):
So I'm asking you, are we doing a booth at
CMA Fest. I guess that's not so, I'm asking what happened?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I don't know. We agreed to it, we did, we did.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
What happened in the past three months?
Speaker 1 (50:07):
The why we don't talk at seamy face they're gonna
Oh but don't worry.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
They'll let Hannah gray Ellis. Oh, Lacy k booth will
have a booth. Oh, don't worry. Laney Wilson, Well she
deserves it. Who's another up and comer, Uh.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Freaking Grace Grace Potter. H yeah, her.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
And then there's the Ashley Cook. She's got a song.
Guess what, she'll have a booth. Congrats. Yeah, we got
a podcast.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
And you asked us if we do a booth, and
we said yes, and.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Then they pulled the rug out from under us.
Speaker 1 (50:34):
That was awkward. I just never thought about that. You're right,
I haven't heard anything. Should I follow up?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
We had a hell of a broadcast from the booth.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I believe it was two years ago when it was
you because the job interview you were on the zoom call.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, that's my fault. That's my fault.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Com many guys from the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
I looked like, crap. Yeah, did you know that was
being broadcast to the entire room? Uh? Yeah I did. Oh,
that was my bad. They told me I couldn't mention COVID,
so your hair was all fucked up.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
You're like, hey, guys, my wife had a job, and.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
People were like, dude, you look like you just got
side swat with a fucking virus.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
It didn't even look like cola covid.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
It looked like ebola. It looked like shit.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Damn alright, damn shut up.
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