December 15, 2025 • 51 mins
In this episode Lunchbox has to take responsibility for not listening to his wife when she told him details about Coaches Convention 5! FYI the add ons will be up Wednesday and not today as Lunchbox is an idiot and would like to apologize to Sore Losers Nation. Ray had a weekend filled with Christmas, from movies to drinks to shopping, it was Christmas all the time. Lunchbox talks about his weird night out with a bunch of dudes dressed as Santa and his time down in Naples, Florida.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Dude, what a weekend man? Did I tell you? Or
did I tell you? Moneymakers? Two out of three If
you've been following, that is eight and one over the
last three weeks. Christmas presents will be paid for. Are
(00:22):
you putting on those gloves? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You look like an idiot OJ gloves. If it didn't fit,
don't quit.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
No, if it doesn't fit, you must have quit.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Dude, I don't care. I just want to be warm.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's just, really, it's frustrating to be in this building.
It's so cold. It's like if they listen to me
and they bet every game I told them to bet,
they would be able to put heat in every single
room in this building and we wouldn't be icicles when
we get done doing shows. Wait, I thought you said
Seahawks Yeah, and I said Niners, and I said Broncos.
(01:00):
The Seahawks didn't cover, So I went two and one
the last three weeks. I'm eight and one over the
last three weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You weren't even close on the Seahawks one.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't really know what happened there.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I kept looking at it thinking, is this Philip Rivers?
Dude gonna come back at forty five and winn An
NFL game. You know how much of a d slap
that is to the entire NFL.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It wasn't like he really did anything. It was their defense, right,
But his balls were placed pretty good. I mean, I
don't know. I didn't watch the game. I didn't get
to see the game. I missed that game. I just
saw the score. Kept going huh, why is this working?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why is the seabiscuitting not pulling away?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why are they okay? At halftime they're gonna pull away. No, No, halftime,
they're not gonna pull away. Cool. Cool, They're gonna score
a touchdown here eventually. No, they never scored a touchdown.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Field goals, yeah, a lot of them. I have a
game to go to. Man, if you live in Seattle,
you saw a forty five year old dude that you
paid thirty three hundred dollars to see, and you saw
five field goals, if not more.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, but at least the the Colts did score a touchdown.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Reb But you're not rooting for that if you're a Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's a great point. Great point. How was your weekend? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Was it good? We did Christmas movies on Friday night.
About five of them. We did Christmas games on Saturday,
and another two Christmas movies and then NFL on Sunday.
I told Baser, no more sports really to watch?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Wow, what did you watch on Friday? What movies? Anythink? Good?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Christmas Vacation, Great Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I've never seen that one.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's Tim Allen, right.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yep, we saw Lindsay Lohan's Christmas one.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Is that new?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Or is that out for about three years? It's one
of Baser's top five. Okay, it's pretty good. Couldn't tell
you the name of it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Glad to see Lowhan back on the up and up.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm telling you it's well done for a modern one,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Them, you know, get a little dicey. What do you mean,
right political? No, it's pretty good. It's your right down
the middle. It's it's we loved it, and it's got
that lady that's phenomenal in it. Oh and we all
saw four Christmases.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, that's a great one, Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It is, but it may drop out of the top
five it it starts so strong and then they go
to the family's houses and then once you get to
the third and fourth family's houses. What are we doing?
I get you have to show all four families, but
the first two are hilarious, the next three or what
we just do? And then then there might have been
(03:28):
a one on Netflix, one that wasn't good that we
stopped after twenty minutes, so and.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Then wow, twenty minutes. You can tell if the movie
is good. Yeah, for the most part, I can. If
it's not moving along, and it's in Europe, I'll pass.
My name is Ben, and I and it my name
is Paul.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's up to y'all. And then when some new names
we will Baser came up with one. I keep forgetting
it it. She's like, don't show me crack. My name's Jack.
I don't know. She comes up hers was good. I
never can remember it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My name's Jack. No, no, my name's Jack. Dad is Whack,
but your name's not Jack. So go ahead.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
The we did Christmas game. She got this advent calendar
where you play a Christmas game every day. We were
thirteen behind, so we played seven. We may have caught
up halfway. Seven Christmas games.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
One of them is just a maze fun. Another one
is to tac toe fun and then you total up
the points. Another one with pseudo coup. Apparently I'm not
good at that. Okay, I lost that one. Then there
was Battleship. Oh, that one took a little bit longer.
What was the one that took us forever to finish?
(04:30):
That might have been pseudokup, And they're like, okay, we
might be done after seven. But as it is right now,
she leads, I think seventy four to sixty eight six seven.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I don't really know how your points are working. I
don't really understand. But cool.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Some of the games are weighted more than the others.
And you would you would, you would have a seed,
you'd have a letter seed, have to come up with
Christmas movies with the letter seed. That's why the points
are different for each game. But I'm keeping I'm keeping
it close. I won, I won the Maze, and I
won Battleship by one. I had a one in twenty
seven shot at getting her one ship. It was just one.
(05:04):
It's not even a multiple.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Strike ships, just just a one strike. I had a
one in twenty seven shot. Do you have the game
Battleship at your house?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We do, But this one you just did on paper
got it and Battleship the game is a lot easier
this one. You had right circles and squares otherwise very confusing.
I had a one in twenty seven shot and nailed it,
and that's how I won Battleship. So as it stands
right now, we're kind of in a gridlock. It seven
days into the Christmas season.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Huh over to you, man, man, Let me tell you
my wife. First thing she said to me on Friday
was do you not listen to what I say?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I got that same conversation yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I said, yeah, I do, and she goes, you went
on the pod and said that the add ons were
going to be up on Monday, strap Ons And I said, yeah,
Coaches Convention, the add Ons Monday, they're going to be up.
People are going to start buying, and Coaches Convention is
going to start flying off the shelf. And she goes,
that is not what I told you. It's like a
(06:01):
dirty DVD you get in a movie store firing off
the shelf. Ray, She said, I told you that we
are waiting for the last place to confirm. They said
they would confirm on Monday, so we should be able
to have it up by Wednesday, and you went and
said that they were going to be on sale on Monday.
I said, oh, maybe I just heard Monday and I
(06:23):
stopped listening after that, so maybe you're right. She goes, yeah,
So now it's gonna look like we're idiots when on
Monday people are like, hey, where can we add the
add ons? Where can we add this? Where can we
add that? Where can we add up the Pins Mechanical event?
What time is that at? Who?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Whoa? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Where the Great Big Game Show? WHOA? What time are
we doing that? Oh? When are we going to the
putting zone? Who? Why is that not on sale yet?
And that's my bad.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's on you.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That is on me. That is on me. I came
in here and said they would be up today and
that was not accurate information. And my wife lectured me,
let me know, you don't listen, and obviously I don't listen.
I didn't listen to the full conversation I heard on Monday.
I didn't hear. Realize she said, we were waiting to
hear back from Pins Mechanical on Monday. So they've heard
(07:16):
from Pins Mechanical. Now they can put it up on
the website. That's my bad.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's gonna be huge. And I've talked about some of
this stuff with you off air. Where we're gonna have
the podcast at that needs to be squared away. Maybe
we just do it on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, well, we were gonna have it here at the station,
but then we've sold so many tickets that we can't
fit everybody in that little room to do the podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I don't think you can rule it out yet until
you yourself go stand in every spot in that little
area and count how many it is. I don't think
we can just say if it's twenty, who came up
with that number.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I don't think we have an iron marshall. We don't
have enough chairs.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Cool they can stand. Truck drivers they sit all the
time in their rigs, So that'll answer that one. But
I don't hear anything stupid thing.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, your gloves. It's because you have those dumb gloves on.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
My wife made me get them at Cole's this weekend
because she said the front was coming in. It was
in the teens. She said, I'm not allowed to drive
to work without gloves.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I mean it is cold out there, dude, It's a
tad bit. Nippley and I mean maybe my ears were frozen.
When my wife started talking, I was like, okay, I
don't hear. I was excited. I thought we were putting
them on sale today. I'm sorry. I apologize. So I
guarantee you they will be up Wednesday. I guarantee it,
or you can come to the Coach's convention for free.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You don't even want to know what's going on behind
the scenes. What you don't even want to know, I
don't want to know. We get a DM from Aaron bertoke. Oh,
apparently they're doing this flophouse at one of the condos
and they're buying an air mattress and it's just gonna
(08:57):
be a swingers thing. And so so she hits us
up and says, hey, if I buy an air mattress
and girls are sleeping on the floor of the condo,
can you guys then take the air mattress and store
to your house in the off season, and then every
January it turns back into the swingers party and we
bring out the air mattresses.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
How many people are going to be using that mattress.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And I said, baser cops come in. It's gonna look
like a brothel, especially if you got those gloves on,
you can't take you serious.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Do we want to co sign you know, people swinging?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But also we got air mattresses. I mean, just as
long as they keep them clean, maybe double wrap them.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The cool thing about an air mattress is you don't
have to keep it clean. You just take it outside
and spray with a hose.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
No, not these, Now they got this cloth on them.
Oh yeah, Well the one we got for Boomer because
it has the recliner on it, so Boomer can plays
video games till one am while I was sleeping on
the couch. So it's got a recliner and you can
also sleep in it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, But I mean that's the thing. So it's like,
do we want to we can have this store the
air mattress at our house. You know, it's just like
if it ever does you know, it's like it's it's
you know, it's like part of the swinger party, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh yeah, and I know. I mean I don't. I
don't know what goes on at those things. I do
know that I believe Laurie has been in talks to
make her return to coach's convention after missing last year.
I don't know if her voice is gonna make the trip,
but she will be here, is what I've been told.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I got to hit up Capy make sure he's on board.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh, Kapy's already here. She he's already started rolling this way.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Did he purchase a permit?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
No? No, I don't know if he's purchased a permit,
but he's doing a role. He's trying to inspire sored
Loser's Nation. He's wheeling all the way here.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The handicap permit, I don't know. He needs to be
approved for every location to have that.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, and I'm just trying to think.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Remember that last year with the tractor or he's a church.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She better, she'll be here, right, she's coming.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I know you remember that you weren't hungover?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Were you?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
We were at that one event and those girls came
by in the tractor and they all remembered Kappy. I
think Kappy thought they were gonna flash him.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
He rolled outside like what up? And they're like, oh my,
I can't believe you're a wake already this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
If you guys want to see that picture, go Sore
Losers Our Instagram it should be one of the tabs
there where you can click on a highlight reel for sure,
relive those memories right there. I took about ten thousand pictures.
Still don't get enough credit that I deserve for that.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I do appreciate you fotogging everything because I do forget.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Well, don't worry, we're going live this year.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
We're going live, of course we are. Oh god, oh god,
what is That's a tough question. I mean, what's the
point of doing a coach as gonna mention if we're
not gonna go live.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
We're streaming.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, Hey, we're streamers.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Now, that's the thing with the kids. Always a streamer.
It's called like Aiden Ross. You got im speed, you
got who Steve will do it, you got Steiny. All
these guys are streamers. Cool sore losers are streamers.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, and you're gonna find out in January when you're
you're gonna be part of the stream sore loosers dot com.
So my apologies, that's on me. I got the talk.
I don't listen enough, So Ray, if I'm not listening
to you when you tell a story, let me know.
I want to be a better listener.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Bazer told me that I didn't listen to the vacation dates.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
She said that she's told me it now five times.
And then my reasoning is I never got she booked
all the stuff, so I never got an email. It
never went into my calendar. So it's always been like,
in June, Oh, it's in December, okay, okay, cool, August, Oh,
it's what is it like towards the middle of oh
and December? Okay? Cool? End of September okay, So in
December is it's okay, Chris, okay, okay. Now we're into December.
(12:42):
What are the exact dates? I mean I still don't
have it in my calendar, so you always just kick
the can. So with memorizing the exact dates, I've just
been kicking the can. Now we're in December, oh, actually
like a week out, and I said, what are the dates?
I mean, that's pretty reasonable.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Right, It's not bad. It's really not bad.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
You know that they's you're gonna be in five days.
What are the dates? I would like to know the dates.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You know, it's in December, you know about the time.
It's just like, what are the exact dates? It's sort
of like the crews were going on. I don't even
know when the dates are. I have no idea. I mean,
I told Beza the other day what I've heard through
the grapevines.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I mean, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'm glad I'm able to run it from here because
it just sounds like a ton of work, a lot
of fun. But at sea. Stress, you're not near your family.
I said, thank god, I guess you do have a family.
I do nevermind, so not thank god.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But I said, if I had a family and I
got sent on this cruise, I'd be losing it. Yeah,
I have no idea, no details, and you're at sea
for a week. Like Baby Box two is like, Dad,
are you gonna be here for my birthday? And I'm like,
I think so, I don't know. Wait does it fal
during a birthday?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I don't know when the I don't know the dates. Bro,
you're gonna miss I'll step in. You're gonna miss way
too much on that at sea. Yeah, so if you
could do that for my son, that would be really
nice for you to step up and be there for
him for his birthday. If I'm not gonna be able
to be there. Coaches Convention, I mean can you tell
me the dates of that off the top of your head.
I think it's nineteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
We're not two July January yet, so I haven't nailed
down the specific dates, but I believe it's nineteen twenty
twenty one, twenty two.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I don't think that's right. I think it's like the seventeenth, sixteenth,
seventeenth eighteenth you never listen to me see or fifteenth.
I just know it's emailka day weekend and we should
probably know that. Maybe you should give it. No, we
can't google, can we.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
This isn't googling. This is just doing a calendar on
the desktop.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh, calendar on the desktop.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It looks like sixteen seventeen, eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, the nineteenth would be the Monday, right, we're already
out on that. Okay, we're not here on that Monday. Okay,
Monday's our recovery day. So yeah, sword loosers dot Com.
You know Christmas present's coming up. You might want to
get it. We better start the show and all. So
it's good to see everybody. You know, how people you
know what it is? Hey, how you been?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Some of the nation is in recovery, so we need
to be accepting to that. We need to be understanding.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Cat Dick's still coming. He's talked about coming, but I
don't know if he's really coming.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Cat Dick is in recovery.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's gonna be great to see that. Dude.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
We've got litany of country artists in recovery. I would
imagine there are a handful of our nation that are
in recovery.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yep. And there's a lot of people. The housewives, they
do it too.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Some are in it for sex addiction. We need to
be open to whatever kind of recovery somebody's going through. Uh, hello, lunchbox,
what are you recovering from?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm recovering from the weekend, dude. I gotta tell you
all about it. We got to start the show and
they got to say you all about my weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Dude, I will be recovering from my gambling addiction.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Maybe we have a session where I open up about it.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh, that would be great, dude. You're vulnerable on stage
at the convention.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Would actually bring down the entire mood.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, weekends around built about gambling on playoff football, of
depressing guys.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Don't let it get out of hand and chase money.
What's up, guys. It's Sissa ray Mundo from The Bobby
Bone Show and I am in recovery. Anybody else want
to stand up? Sex addiction? Thank you, trucker, Thank you
for coming out. I'm in recovery cocaine all right, thank
you another trucker all right? Anybody else that wants to
(16:33):
stand up?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, I got a weed addiction?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Okay, I'm a farmer. All right, thank you for sharing
with the entire group. Somebody took that sound effect away?
What in the world we'll need to find it. Any
tug boters overcoming something? Pornography?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
All right? I'm glad you guys could be so oben
with us. That's what that's what we're here. We're a family. Oh.
Somebody over there in the back, yeah, go ahead, truck
driver Benzo's.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Those are the painkillers.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, I know what it is. That's not good.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
You can overcome them, but some of those people do
ten a day.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
It's a lot of work, man, That's that's a tough thing.
That's why when you have surgery they say don't take
the pain pills.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Man, because you get addicted to them.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You can very easily.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Anybody else, Oh, in the back, over there, heroin.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh black tar man?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay? Anybody else? Oh that woman back? Or is that Arnold?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Good?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Okay, thank you Arnold. Thank you for coming here and
sharing with us. Anybody else? Is there anybody else in recovery?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah? Oh yeah, uh best reality having sex with animals. Sorry,
you're no longer part of the nation. You're no longer
part of the nation.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Just please see that exit sign. Just head out there
and check your email. Soon you'll get a refund. You'll
be refund of the convention. But we said this was
a judgment free zone. We were lying. We're just testing you.
You took it too far. Man, Get out of here.
Get out of here, like no security. Go ahead, see
(18:24):
him to the exit. Yeah, don't let him back in. Yeah,
take his land? Heard, take his land here. Can we
get this swag back? Yeah? Yeah, the stuff we gave
you a check in, Can we get that back? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Oh it's all stuck together, okay forget yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh man, all right, we're gonna do it live. Oh
the one to so loser?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It is Scison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of As for Baser,
my wife. We live in Indian Lake, two point three
three three three acres. We got two kids at Vanderbilt,
probably defrosting in the electrophysiology unit. And I'll die have
a heart attack when I'm seventy two and a half.
Hope the sounds are good today. I do have the
OJ gloves on, so I may be a little clunky.
Lunch over to you.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
We'll take a break and I'm gonna tell you oh
about my action packed weekend Man action packed. We'll be
right back, man Friday night. Let me tell you, Friday
Night was one for the ages. Ray you know, I'll
tell you. I get together with the guys in the
neighborhood once a month. It's usually the first Thursday. We
do something. Go over to someone's house, have you know
(19:38):
game on the big screen in the backyard, the little
inflatable screen, have a few Bruce kis. Sometimes we go
over to someone's house and get in their pool. And
this month it's Christmas, so we have the annual Santa
Claus pub crawl.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
So abby posts about this. It might have not been
the same one.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Out the same one and the years past. We invited
the wives like, hey, wives, we're gonna go bar hopping.
Come on, let's dress this Sanna. You guys dresses missy
missus claws and you know, we got the Honuka Bush,
we got one person that dresses up as the elf.
All this stuff. Well, the guy sent out the email
a couple of weeks ago is like, hey guys, this
(20:20):
is the Friday night we're looking at doing it. Tell
your wives, let's get the outfits ready. We are ready
to go. Then through the grapevine there started being rumblings
the wives are kind of over the bar crawl. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I was gonna say not for everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
They said, you know, guys, why don't we just get
together at someone's house and do that. It's a lot
easier than going bar to bar to bar. It's just
not our scene anymore. We don't want to do that anymore.
So it sounded like the Santa crawl was crumbling. And
then I hit a suggestion. I said, hey, well, if
they don't want to do that, why don't we all
just go to dinner like nice couple dinner, you know,
(20:58):
and a nice restaurant, celebrate Christmas, celebrate the holidays geist
and the guy was like, oh, it's a great idea,
a great idea. And he sends out the email and goes, hey,
how many people can come? How many people can come?
And I said, hey, are the wives? And body goes, no,
let's just keep it the dudes. I'm like, well, they
were going to do the bar crawl. Why wouldn't we
have the women? He goes, non, dudes, only.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
How's your steak?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I'm like, all right, cool, that sounds like fun yew
all right yeah, and then he sends out the email
and he says, all right, we're gonna meet at this
bar at seven point thirty, have one cocktail or two,
then we're going to walk over to the restaurant and
then who knows where the night goes from there like,
all right, cool, you got reservations. That's great, let's do it.
(21:44):
And on Friday afternoon gets a text from the guy
and he goes, oh, and if there was any confusion,
we are absolutely dressing up as Sanna and whatever holiday
outfit you were playing on wearing, you need to wear
it tonight.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's funnier with the women.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's what I was thinking. It's funny with the women.
It just looks weird with a bunch of dudes. And
we're gonna go to a nice restaurant and have dinner
dressed as Santa and a Hanika Bush and Buddy the
Elf and all that.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't think somebody's placed to'll let you in.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So I was like, I don't know, and he said,
Uber is leaving from my house at seven o'clock. So
I walk over there at six fifty five and he goes,
where's your sand outfit? I'm like, what do you mean?
I said, oh, man, I got a Christmas sweater on.
It was like, you know, at TACKI sweater. He goes,
come on, dude, like, we're all just getting dressed up.
(22:42):
You still got time to go home and change. Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
He's being serious, he's doubling down.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm like, all right, man, I guess I'll walk back
to the house and i'll change. Man. So I walked
back to the house and kids like, Dad, you're already home,
and I'm like, no, no, I'm dressing up as Santa now.
So I put the sand out. I'll fit on and
the uber pulls up in front of my house because
by the time I'm done dress, they're already in the uber.
How many Oh, there's like eight of us uber bush?
(23:11):
Well they had there was seven of us in the uber. Wait, one, three, six,
seven in the uber and then a couple other people
were coming separate, and so I'm like all right, So
we get in the uber and we go and we
go into this bar and everybody listens like, alright, hey,
how's it going guys? Yeah, we're all the chicks. No,
you're just a bunch of mid forty year old dudes.
(23:31):
No women, All right, cool, have a couple of cocktails,
and then we walk over to the restaurant. Nice restaurant.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Oh boy, you guys are about to get popped.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We walk in, They're like, all right, we're gonna put
you over here in this corner private. No, not private,
but you know, not where everybody can see us. Cool coick.
So we're sitting there and just sir clustered Ray. So
you know, we eat, order drinks, have a jolly good time.
Like all right, let's go to another bar. So we
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go to another bar after dinner and we walk in.
We're the oldest people.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
At the first restaurant. Is it in the back of
your head dipping?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, No, I was thinking we would dip. After the restaurant,
I was like, all right, I don't need to go
to another bar, like we're gonna be the oldest people,
we have no chicks. And we go in and it's
like a Christmas bar. They've got Christmas decorations everywhere, and
everybody's just kind of looking at us and got a
couple ho ho ho. But then there was a Christmas
tree there and she comes up. She goes, I love
(24:30):
your outfits. You guys are awesome. Blah blah blah, Nashville
Singleton and I'm like, and everybody starts yelling, we're married.
We're married.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
How are the bulbs?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Bulbs were nice. Not the biggest bulbs you've ever seen,
but they were they were they were they were perfect,
you know what I'm saying. Like they were they were shining.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Not the size, it's the glow.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yes. And then we go over this one little area
and there's these four girls sitting on a bench and
they sit there and go, hey, can we play a game?
We're like, what kind of game?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Have I not been to the bars in a minute.
Do girls hit on guys?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Now, That's exactly where it's going, right, And I'm like, oh,
what game would you like to play?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
In the bottle?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
They're like, can we play guess what you guys do
for a living?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Fishing?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The barrel boys getting line and so these girls were like,
oh yeah, so we lie. We're sitting there, like, let's
start with you and they point at one guy and
they go, you're in finance. He goes I am. They're like,
oh my god. I know. The game ended up not
being very much fun because they were terrible at it
and they nailed him, and we should have ended the
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game there, because then they went one by one and
it took like thirty minutes for them to guess people.
Are you a teacher?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Are you? Uh uh? You're not a chimp teacher? Dang?
What were they co edsh Yeah? One girl, yeah, she
sold for Coca Cola. She worked with them in college
and now that she graduated, she's working for him. I
don't know what the other ones did. So you're really
(26:09):
not an art teacher. Oh man, I would have really
thought you were an art teacher. Okay, are you a
car salesman? No?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
No, are you a model? Let me see you under
the hood.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Okay, okay, And so just went on for thirty minutes.
It was just like they weren't good at it. They
weren't good at the game. And it was like when
they nailed the guy in finance, I was like, good
in the game, but no, they just kept going and
going and going and going. Really ruined the vibe.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, it's uh when you're married, that game takes on
a whole new shape and form. You really don't feel
like playing it.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, And I was like, all right, this is lame,
and I was like, can we just go? Then we
left and that was it. I was in the night. Man,
It was nothing crazy. It was kind of a weird
night with a bunch of dudes in Santa suits. No chicks.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Did you guys pull any of the Christmas trees?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
No, there's one Christmas tree. She said hi to us.
For a minute, these girls that wanted to play the game,
they were not dressed up.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Man, they must have been mid They're going after eight
Peto Sanna's.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, I felt like petals Santa's is what we felt like.
That's really what we felt like.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You guys were the cream of the crop on that
Nashville night.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I don't know. It was maybe because we were dressed
as Christmas trees. I don't really know what was going on.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Santa.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, one was a honka bush that looked like a
Christmas tree, and everybody got going, oh, I love your
Christmas tree. And he should have just let it go.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Did any of the dudes pull chicks?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
No? Sorry, no, But that's the problem is he he's
a honka bush and no one knows what a honka
bush is, so they kept going, oh, nice Christmas tree,
and he would be like, it's actually a honka bush.
I'm like, dude, just act like it's a Christmas tree. Like,
don't correct them. You look like the grumpy old man.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
It sounds like one of those nights where you remember
everything you drank, the exact drink, the time you drank it,
the bar you were at, how many minutes it took
to consume, and when you got the hell out of there. Geez, dude,
what a joke. See I'm forced. Why not just lay
on your couch have a buddy over it.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, I'm kind of be honest. It felt forced. It
felt forced when the women didn't want to do it,
and then they suggested doing it at someone's house, but
the one dad was like, no, we're going out, and
they were already brainstorming how they can improve it for
next year. Yeah, all right, next year, we're gonna go
to this bar first. And the one dad's like, can
we start at like five thirty? Why do we have
to start at eight to thirty? Like eight thirty is
(28:30):
too late. He's like, why don't we just start at five?
Like there's no shame in starting at five five thirty
exactly because you guys all have kids to wake it too.
He was like, I go to bed at eight thirty
or nine. Usually he goes. This is he goes. When
the email came in and it said eight thirty on it,
I was like, I'm out, he goes, but my wife
said you're going, So I'm here. But next year five
And I'm like, guys, why don't we not do next year?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
And you always just want to hang in the middle.
I've done these not I don't have kids, but I've
done these couples at All's party. You never want to
be the one that drinks too much, and you never
want to be the that doesn't drink enough. You just
want to hang in the middle. There's no trying to
win these events. There's you can lose them. Yeah, all
you gotta do is just stay even keel right in
the middle, play the little guessing game. Oh no, I'm
(29:12):
not a teacher. Where can I dump this beer out?
Not drink anymore?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, there was one guy that he had He may
have had a few too many. I mean, he was
pounding him pretty hard. And then he starts venting about
how hard work is. I mean, you guys having this
at your work. I mean, it's just I'm just getting
caught up in this and it's just like, I mean, goly,
It's just i mean, can you freaking believe they did that? Like,
I mean, god, it's just so annoying. How stupid are people?
(29:37):
He's like, I'm dealing with that right now. I'm just
dealing with it. It's been going on for two weeks
and I don't know if it's ever It's just like,
oh man, it's just not the kind of thing I
want to be at work with.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Avoid Frank. He found the whiskey and he's on a.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
War path and I'm like, Frank, Frank, like, should you
be spewing this at the table. I mean, it's just
got you guys know what I mean. I'm like, no,
I don't really have to deal with that at my work.
And he's like, well, I'm gonna tell you what, man,
it's just one of the ugly aspects of the job. Man.
It's just like, gosh, man, it it really wears on you.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It wears on me. Man, Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
He said, Oh, okay, man, I'm sorry. Yeah, Man, get
another one. Man. I'm like, no, Frank, maybe you shouldn't. No,
I'm having another one. I'm having another one. Hey.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
There's the there's a work talk, which is it's surface
but a little bit deeper. Then they start going if
they go relationship talk, watch out. Oh oh, you guys
are having problems.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I mean, good gosh, he did say. He goes, Man,
I have been working more. He goes, but you know
now that my wife's not working. He's like, I don't
really understand. He goes, I come home and and I
and I and and the laundry is not done. He's like,
and I mean, call me crazy, but I tell her, Hey,
(30:48):
how come the laundry is not done. We're like, Frank,
you said that. He goes, Yeah, he goes. She didn't
like that very much. She's like, He's like, she's been
dealing with a baby. But I mean I should have
said it, maybe, But I mean I was just fed
up with work and I came home and you know,
it's not clean, and I mean she's there all day,
(31:11):
there all day, Frank, Frank, Frank, uh, and you're out
here tonight. Yeah. I told her I was gonna go
no matter what. I don't care that the kid has
it is sick. I got to get out of the house,
all right, Frank. And then it was weird because there
was one dad that said he was coming. His wife
and kid were at the house we were getting the
(31:31):
Uber because they were like, oh, they're oh, we'll come
over here, and then he just never showed up.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
He shows up with another chick.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
So it's very weird. Like his wife left him at
the house because he was getting ready, and she came
over with her kid to where we were getting the
uber so her daughter could play with other kids, and
then he just never came.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I do like the culture of your neighborhood. You don't
have to commit. You got other families involved, all the
kids are friends. You could easily dip out on one
of those Oh I like it.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, so then I go to bed in the morning.
Go ahead, the dip factor. Two seconds. Jessica and her husband.
There's it's full on dip factor. We go to Mexican
the one night and her husband goes, I didn't get
the invit. The wife straight up dipped on him, jumps
in our car. We go to Mexican and we go,
where's your husband? She has never invited him. That's brutal.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
And he said home and we're all out having Mexican.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's brutal. Man. The dip factor, The dip factor. I
dipped to Florida in the morning, and I'll tell you
all about it right after this.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, you gotta be careful with some of those conversations.
A little drinking. Maser had a friend one time. She goes, hey,
we've been having some trouble. Oh oh no, not that
kind of true. She goes trouble in the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
She hits baser with how many times a week do
you guys? And I was like, did you answer her? So?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
What was the answer?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Okay? Seven? Yeah, that's weird. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I was like, uh, maybe we don't have that many
glasses of wine.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Next time, let's get a what do you call it
alcohol for you? Oduels. Maybe we'll give her some oduels.
So anyway, So I wake up on Saturday. Man, it's
time to go to Florida. I'm going to live fast
down there in Naples. I gotta get on my plane.
I'm all right, let's go. I go to the airport.
Smooth sailing, dude, there's no one on our plane.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh you sailed there.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
No, I mean the plane was empty, had the whole
road to myself. Oh, I mean, I've never When was
it in Naples? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Is that Tampa south of Tampakay.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
He's flying to Fort Myers and I mean, you get
off the plane. And I don't have an itinerary because
a guy that runs the building or is running this thing,
you know, you know who he is. Yeah, he's like, oh,
he told me, I'm I'm gonna send you that itinerary today. Well,
I'm flying out Saturday morning. The plane's about to take off.
Guess what, no itinerary. Still nothing. And this guy that
(34:00):
used to be on the podcast, I don't remember his name,
but he looks at me goes, hey, you got that
itinerary yet and he go I go no, and he goes,
I got nothing either. Man, sounds like the convention well
well played, well played. That was well played.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
And so was there storm damage in Myers?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I didn't see any.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
There were two years ago a hurricane hit there.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Really yeah, Oh well where I stayed. I stayed at
a nice hotel right there on the freaking water. It
was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I'm talking about those they got affected, not not in
the penthouse.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh sorry, I didn't see any. But anyway, so we
land and I get a text and it's like, hey,
this is Steve and I'm going to be your driver.
Just let me know when you're walking out. I'm in
the cell phone lot Scuba. I'm like, oh, Scuba's here,
huh okay. And then I get the text from the
guy in the building. He's like, hey, you should have
(34:55):
a driver there and then you'll come to the hotel.
We'll leave the hotel at three. And I'm like, you're here,
huh okay. All right, I didn't realize you were here.
I didn't realize that communication lacking in a communication company,
And why were you there on Friday when the event
Saturday just went down? There? Extra day.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Right, all right, how are the waves?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
That makes sense?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You swim off your hangelo.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That makes sense? All right? Cool man? All right, all right.
So we get in the and it's a party bus. Dude,
I think I saw you saw the party bus for
me and the guy that used to be on the pod,
This big old party bus.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
But it was wasn't filled, wasn't filled. There was no energy.
But yes, it was just us too. It was just
us too. Me and Baz have done it before in Vegas.
You need those things filled.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, it helps when you have more people, you know
what I mean, Like, it's not as cool when you're
not with a lot of people. But anyway, so we
go to the hotel. We walk in, all right, yeah,
here to check in. Oh, sorry, your room's not ready.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
That's me a problem.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
And it's already won forty five and the text from
the guy right said we're leaving it through. And I'm like, well,
I got to take a doomp oh yes, and I
gotta get some food downstairs lobby. So we go around
the corner of this plate. They're like, well, we'll call
you when it's ready. I'm all right, cool. So we
go around to the corner of this restaurant. We walk in,
all right, can we get a table? Actually we're closed.
(36:17):
We closed it too, Oh all right, cool, walk back out,
go around the corner and there's a sports bar. Now
we're talking. They got golf simulator. They got everything. They
got two simulators. Geez, let's go. We walk in, the
only people in there, hit the sim and let go,
(36:38):
and it is already it's two twenty and we got
to leave it three and we're the only people in there.
The guy that the man that works in the building,
he orders a hamburger. I order the grilled chicken sandwich.
The person that used to be on this pod ordered
a Caesar salad with some grilled chicken on it. Diversify, diversified,
(37:00):
And we sit there. Sounds fun, And we sit there
and we watched what was on the TV. Tarlton something
versus Villanova and football.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah there. I told Bess there was no college this weekend.
And every time we turned the TV on there was
some random college game on.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Some random game. But I didn't think there was anything on.
That's the other the lower level.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I guess, okay, because when you're out the game, you
don't realize all these lower tier games.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
That are on.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I didn't know Army and Navy were playing.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, and so we are sitting there and I'm telling
you we ordered it two twenty only people in the restaurant.
Two thirty five, still no food? To forty well, two
thirty five, fifteen minutes to forty we should know food.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
We should be cooking.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Two forty five. Excuse me, ma'am. We got to leave
at three. Could you check on that food? Oh yeah, honey,
let me go check real quick. Oh yeah, they said
two minutes, two minutes, two minutes left and it'll be out. Okay,
to forty five. She goes, I'm gonna set my watch
for two minutes. Wait, why didn't you do that like
(38:09):
five minutes ago? Okay, all right, two fifty Oh, I
guess my watch. My clock gone off. I'll go check again.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I'm hungry for you.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
It's two fifty and she goes back out. She goes, oh,
he lied to me. Now now he says, two minutes.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Smart though, put it off on another guy.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay, two fifty five, Oh honey, it'll be ride out
two more minutes.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
But how are you gonna get there?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
How are we gonna leave at three, driver text me, hey, man,
out here in the valet circle when you come out
three o'clock to the pull out time.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
How is the other guy gonna eat his salad in
his croach?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, exactly, And that's but he did suggest that he goes,
I mean we could just take it in the car,
and I'm like, yeah, and spill it all over our clothes. No, thanks, bro,
I'm good, I'll eat it right here. At two fifty seven,
I replied the guy, hey man, we may be down
about three point fifteen. We're still having launching food. Took
a little longer than we thought. The manager comes up, Oh,
(39:06):
is everything okay? Everything, and I'm like, no, we still
don't have our food. Oh yeah, we're checking on that
right now. We are the only people in there. We've
been there since two twenty. At three oh one, our
food comes out.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Noted give me the name. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's this place where it's a bag of stuff that
you get and you usually eat it with sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Ray, It's got a bird and an ocean in the name.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
We were there for forty one minutes. We were the
only people in the restaurant, and our food did not come.
It was so awful, and so then we scarf it,
eat it, hurry run our rooms are ready, Run upstairs, change,
get on the bus, and sales ladies on the bus
(39:55):
with us. Yeah, the one that used to work here,
the one with the overnight husband.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
No, I understand that. But who would have thought this? Everybody?
It's a convergence of old and new salespeople and management.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Had no idea. Then we roll up to this venue.
Bro it was. It was at the Ritz Carlton in Naples. Shsh.
Not only that there is a PGA and LPGA tournament
going on Byron Nelson.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
It was Wyndham Championship. It was the Hero World Championship.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
No, it was guy and girl teams playing for the championship.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
What the live and well? Who won the guys?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
No? No, their team guy and a girl on the team.
That here's the crazy part. Do you know where the
concert was?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
On the water on the driving range.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Ssh.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
They set up the stage on the driving range. I've
on the PGA. I don't know about that. Check the
dimmits on the green in the PGA. So that morning
they put the tea boxes like for the driving range
at the other end. And the people told me that
all the golfers were trying to hit it up on
the stage being funny. Yes, so they were pepper in
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the stage with golf balls.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Fill would have not even trying off the deck.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Dude, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
You shooting me? I mean, Hittney while you're out.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
No, no, no, there was already people filled in there.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
I know, but there's not one golf club or one
golf ball sitting within five feet of you at a
golf tournament.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
None.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
You would have thought that would have been a funny
thing for you guys to have each hitting a golf ball.
I agree off the stage. I agree till you duck
hook one until we.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Hit it into the crowd and hit somebody there, he
goes my stipend. Are you okay? Sir? And dude, let
me tell you, I have never seen there were so
many hot people in Naples, A lot of dudes, a
lot of hot chicks, and right the guys, na Naples
might be the capital of old ass dudes with young
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hot ass chicks.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
So the surfers were getting hot.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Or what I'm telling you. I met so many people like,
oh hey, it's like a grandpa, and here's my fiance.
What what I mean. Have you ever been to our
convention before? Oh yeah, Joe from Sarasota. Yeah, but I'm
(42:35):
telling you these people made Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson
look normal.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Because they're in the sun. Dude, they all look good looking.
We're bundled up.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
But then I'm talking about how many old people there
are with young people.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Old people retired, got money.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Young hot chicks just like whoa.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And they're also the most That's when the guys realize
they can be confident, they believe in themselves, and then
they talk to the women.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Dude. It was crazy. It was so awesome, and you
saw the concert was amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Let's be real. You got a beach house and a boat,
got a little bit more swagger to you, and the
chicks can read that.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, I think maybe that's what it is. Maybe you
got the mansion and the girls are like whoa. Yeah,
I like that. I mean it was free drinks, free
food for you guys or everybody us. We were up
in this VIP you know, like I mean like homeless
in Native you know those like White White Beach that
lined like eighteenth. Yeah, we were in one of those.
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It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Then it's like, you want me to be jealous. I'm jealous.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
No, what you want, I'm just telling you about my weekend.
Then the concert's over and we head back to Fort
Myers and this is where it gets fun. We'll tell
you right after this.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I mean that last part was fun.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I mean, I don't even know if that was point.
That may have been pointless of me telling you all that.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
No, it's huge. It shows you the organization, misorganization, disorganization,
disorganization in companies and miscommunication.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, thank you. So then we head back and the guys, hey,
we got to go to this speakeasy. There's this great speakeasy.
Everybody is talking about it, like you guys got to
go check it out. You got it's right by your hotel,
right by your hotel. So within the back of a
taco shop.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
What is speakeasy?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Gay bar? No, it's like a hidden bar, like it's
like a you don't know it's there, prohibition. Yes, And
so you walk into this taco shop and you look
like you're just going to the bathroom, and it looks
like you're gonna walk into the freezer. You open it up, Bam,
bar hmmm, bazer like that pretty cool Christmas bar now
just to speak easy. And we walk in. We're like,
(44:40):
all right, what are we gonna do? We're about to
order drinks and these people get up off the couch.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
What was like the code word? Code word?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
No, yep, that was it. You nailed it. And so
we walk in and were about to order a drink
and then a couch opens up, so we sit down. Heck, yeah,
I'm making ourselves comfortable and use it. You me utter
guy sales girl got it, they used to work here.
(45:10):
And then guy that used to be on this pot see. Yeah.
So we're sitting there and we're like, all right, we
got the menu out and I'm like, I'm gonna get
me a Connie Mac. I'm gonna get me a Connie Mac.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
What do the other guy get another salad miller lite?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Oh? And so the lady comes up and it's like
freaking get a and I'm like, can I get a
Connie Mac? And she goes, oh, I'm sorry, this area
is reserved. I forgot to put the note down on
the table.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Oh for who Tiger Woods? I'm a golfer.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Cool? Cool, So she goes, but upstairs there's an open
couch and I'll be right up there to take your order.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
So what you and the utter guy and upper management
sales check are all gonna sit on a couch together.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, that's what we're gonna do. So we go up
there and me old sales girl, the utter guy, and
uh guy that runs the is in the building. We
all sit on one couch and the other guy that used
to be on this pod sat on the arm of
another couch eat another Caesar salad with crushed pepper. So
we are like, ray, I'm up against the one wall
(46:13):
right and to my left it's like a square room. Okay,
so there's four couches. Yeah, I'm on one couch directly
across from us. This is a no, he's to my right.
There's another couch with a two dudes on it, and
then the couch to my right and he chicks. In
this place, there's a woman a dude, and then the
(46:33):
other guy sitting on the arm of it.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Was the woman hot for the truckers only.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Oh yeah, here are that boys and she and they
go hey, and they told the other guy, the guy
that used to be on this pod, you can sit
on the Okay, okay, So he sits on the couch.
Then the couch to my left, there is a couple.
This girl was a smoke show.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Here are that Truckers speak easy bar back of a
taco shop.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Maybe maybe Cuban. I don't know hispanic. But they are
just make looking out nice the whole time. Why we're
all just sitting there.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
They're just great doing their noses, rubbing it.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
A little groom. He just whispering into each other's ears
and we're just sitting there like and we're all like, guys,
they sit in your bedroom like, this is so whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
For the truckers. What color dress was she wearing?
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Black?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I would have assumed white in Florida. There we go.
That's for you guys. Mental imagery.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yeah, very nice. And we're sitting there and they're just.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Is it turning any y'all?
Speaker 1 (47:39):
On? No? It was all like, hey, do they know
they're not at their house like that? We can all
see them, like do they know that? And we start
talking to the people that we didn't.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Know, and do you guys they have so much flavor,
they're in love romance. All you guys are sitting there
stiff as a board, drinking your Miller lights.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
I was drinking a Connie Mac.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
What is that.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
It was one of their specially cocktail. I don't know.
I had tequila and stuff in it, you know, Okay, yeah,
And so then they finished their drinks and they and
they're ready to go home, you know, I guess they
whisper something their ears and he stands up, and that
dude was going camping. I thought I thought for a
(48:26):
minute that he was going to knock over the candles
that were on the table. Dude, I mean, it was
just I mean, straight out, straight out like no, he
didn't try to untuck the shirt to hide it, nothing,
just like, hey, guys, look at me, Hey look at me,
and my little friend say hello to my little friend.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Did it almost hit the utter guy in the face?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Oh yeah, dude, And she gets up. I mean, I'm
just like and i' might I told the other guys like, hey,
look at it, look at it. Oh my god. He goes,
I'm not looking. And so then I told the girl, hey,
look at it, look at it. Look at it because
I'm not looking. I'm not looking, and he turns around
almost hits the candle. And then I mean it was
like and then another they leave, and we were all
just laughing our ass off about how it was just
(49:09):
every It was just almost hitting everybody in the eye,
you know what I mean. I'm like, dude, come on.
And then these other couple comes in and we're like, wow,
we don't know if you want to see on that couch.
Whoa They're like what They're like, oh, We're like, we're
just joking. We're just choking. You can sit there, and
they sat there and we just kept laughing, going they're
sitting on that couch. We who knows what's on that couch? Dude.
I mean, it was everywhere, pointing in all directions. It
(49:31):
was hilarious. One eyed snake, one eyed snake, I mean
going camping. He was full salute.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Let's be real, that's their spot in Naples. They didn't
expect a group of five to be up there messing
with them.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
It was weird. And then we looked up and there
was mirrors on the ceiling, and the people that we
didn't know, they're like, oh, maybe they got confused. They
thought it was there, that there were use of those
mirrors in their rooms, so they thought this was it
was it was, And then we got some tacos on
the way back to the hotel, right out in front.
The tacos were absolutely trash, terrible tacos. I just threw
him in my hallway. But when we got on the elevator,
(50:03):
there was people coming back from a wedding, and so
we get on the elevator and it was one of
the women I had ridden down the elevator with when
they were leaving for the wedding, and we start talking
and then everybody I was like hitting buttons for the room.
What level?
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Someone was like, oh, can I get a six? Can
I get the six? I was like, oh, you want
a hard six, hard six, hard six? And then this
other guy that was from the weddy goes, oh can
I get the hard ten? Hard? Tend please hard ten?
Oh three craps three crafts because it stopped at level three.
It was hilarious. We just went into a whole damn
craps thing on the elevator. Most mud elevator ride in
(50:37):
my life. Then I went to bed, got on a plane,
flew home, watched them football and that's it, and I
gotta go because I gotta get something to eat. I
haven't another to eat. I gotta go get my physical.
That's awesome. I don't know if it was a good
pod that's for another day. I don't understand the fasting
for a physical. It's fun with my bud work. I
don't know. But I was supposed to go at two thirty,
(50:58):
but now I rescheduled for eleven, so I'm going, Yeah,
you're out.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I don't even know if that was I just rambled
about nothing.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
That was good, dude. Truckers are gonna love that.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Oh, they're gonna that. Dude. That girl was hot though, hot.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah, I know, you explained it good.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yeah, and no, that guy thought she was hot too.
He was showing all of us how hot she thought.
He thought she was right.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
You ever seen candle opes? Two of them?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
She would watermelons?
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Nice? Nice? I would say, uh, grapefruits right, seen a
tomato ripe? Maybe some delicious red apples that are a
little bigger than that. Grapefruits coming out of the dress
as nice black dress. She was hot.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
The other guy was like staring the whole time.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
He's like, I'm not looking, dude. I'm like, dude, you're
not actually looking at his junk. It's just in the
pants and it's just funny, like we gotta laugh about it.
But no one else would look white pants now black pants. Man,
they were all wearing black. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Noted next time we go to Florida.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah,
Dude, what a weekend man? Did I tell you? Or
did I tell you? Moneymakers? Two out of three If
you've been following, that is eight and one over the
last three weeks. Christmas presents will be paid for. Are
(00:22):
you putting on those gloves? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
You look like an idiot OJ gloves. If it didn't fit,
don't quit.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
No, if it doesn't fit, you must have quit.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Dude, I don't care. I just want to be warm.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
It's just, really, it's frustrating to be in this building.
It's so cold. It's like if they listen to me
and they bet every game I told them to bet,
they would be able to put heat in every single
room in this building and we wouldn't be icicles when
we get done doing shows. Wait, I thought you said
Seahawks Yeah, and I said Niners, and I said Broncos.
(01:00):
The Seahawks didn't cover, So I went two and one
the last three weeks. I'm eight and one over the
last three weeks.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
You weren't even close on the Seahawks one.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I don't really know what happened there.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I kept looking at it thinking, is this Philip Rivers?
Dude gonna come back at forty five and winn An
NFL game. You know how much of a d slap
that is to the entire NFL.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It wasn't like he really did anything. It was their defense, right,
But his balls were placed pretty good. I mean, I
don't know. I didn't watch the game. I didn't get
to see the game. I missed that game. I just
saw the score. Kept going huh, why is this working?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why is the seabiscuitting not pulling away?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why are they okay? At halftime they're gonna pull away. No, No, halftime,
they're not gonna pull away. Cool. Cool, They're gonna score
a touchdown here eventually. No, they never scored a touchdown.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Field goals, yeah, a lot of them. I have a
game to go to. Man, if you live in Seattle,
you saw a forty five year old dude that you
paid thirty three hundred dollars to see, and you saw
five field goals, if not more.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, but at least the the Colts did score a touchdown.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Reb But you're not rooting for that if you're a Seahawks.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's a great point. Great point. How was your weekend? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Was it good? We did Christmas movies on Friday night.
About five of them. We did Christmas games on Saturday,
and another two Christmas movies and then NFL on Sunday.
I told Baser, no more sports really to watch?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Wow, what did you watch on Friday? What movies? Anythink? Good?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Christmas Vacation, Great Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I've never seen that one.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's Tim Allen, right.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Yep, we saw Lindsay Lohan's Christmas one.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Is that new?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Or is that out for about three years? It's one
of Baser's top five. Okay, it's pretty good. Couldn't tell
you the name of it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Glad to see Lowhan back on the up and up.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'm telling you it's well done for a modern one,
you know.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, a lot of.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Them, you know, get a little dicey. What do you mean,
right political? No, it's pretty good. It's your right down
the middle. It's it's we loved it, and it's got
that lady that's phenomenal in it. Oh and we all
saw four Christmases.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, that's a great one, Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It is, but it may drop out of the top
five it it starts so strong and then they go
to the family's houses and then once you get to
the third and fourth family's houses. What are we doing?
I get you have to show all four families, but
the first two are hilarious, the next three or what
we just do? And then then there might have been
(03:28):
a one on Netflix, one that wasn't good that we
stopped after twenty minutes, so and.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Then wow, twenty minutes. You can tell if the movie
is good. Yeah, for the most part, I can. If
it's not moving along, and it's in Europe, I'll pass.
My name is Ben, and I and it my name
is Paul.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
It's up to y'all. And then when some new names
we will Baser came up with one. I keep forgetting
it it. She's like, don't show me crack. My name's Jack.
I don't know. She comes up hers was good. I
never can remember it.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
My name's Jack. No, no, my name's Jack. Dad is Whack,
but your name's not Jack. So go ahead.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
The we did Christmas game. She got this advent calendar
where you play a Christmas game every day. We were
thirteen behind, so we played seven. We may have caught
up halfway. Seven Christmas games.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
One of them is just a maze fun. Another one
is to tac toe fun and then you total up
the points. Another one with pseudo coup. Apparently I'm not
good at that. Okay, I lost that one. Then there
was Battleship. Oh, that one took a little bit longer.
What was the one that took us forever to finish?
(04:30):
That might have been pseudokup, And they're like, okay, we
might be done after seven. But as it is right now,
she leads, I think seventy four to sixty eight six seven.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I don't really know how your points are working. I
don't really understand. But cool.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Some of the games are weighted more than the others.
And you would you would, you would have a seed,
you'd have a letter seed, have to come up with
Christmas movies with the letter seed. That's why the points
are different for each game. But I'm keeping I'm keeping
it close. I won, I won the Maze, and I
won Battleship by one. I had a one in twenty
seven shot at getting her one ship. It was just one.
(05:04):
It's not even a multiple.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Strike ships, just just a one strike. I had a
one in twenty seven shot. Do you have the game
Battleship at your house?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
We do, But this one you just did on paper
got it and Battleship the game is a lot easier
this one. You had right circles and squares otherwise very confusing.
I had a one in twenty seven shot and nailed it,
and that's how I won Battleship. So as it stands
right now, we're kind of in a gridlock. It seven
days into the Christmas season.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Huh over to you, man, man, Let me tell you
my wife. First thing she said to me on Friday
was do you not listen to what I say?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I got that same conversation yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I said, yeah, I do, and she goes, you went
on the pod and said that the add ons were
going to be up on Monday, strap Ons And I said, yeah,
Coaches Convention, the add Ons Monday, they're going to be up.
People are going to start buying, and Coaches Convention is
going to start flying off the shelf. And she goes,
that is not what I told you. It's like a
(06:01):
dirty DVD you get in a movie store firing off
the shelf. Ray, She said, I told you that we
are waiting for the last place to confirm. They said
they would confirm on Monday, so we should be able
to have it up by Wednesday, and you went and
said that they were going to be on sale on Monday.
I said, oh, maybe I just heard Monday and I
(06:23):
stopped listening after that, so maybe you're right. She goes, yeah,
So now it's gonna look like we're idiots when on
Monday people are like, hey, where can we add the
add ons? Where can we add this? Where can we
add that? Where can we add up the Pins Mechanical event?
What time is that at? Who?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Whoa? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Where the Great Big Game Show? WHOA? What time are
we doing that? Oh? When are we going to the
putting zone? Who? Why is that not on sale yet?
And that's my bad.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's on you.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That is on me. That is on me. I came
in here and said they would be up today and
that was not accurate information. And my wife lectured me,
let me know, you don't listen, and obviously I don't listen.
I didn't listen to the full conversation I heard on Monday.
I didn't hear. Realize she said, we were waiting to
hear back from Pins Mechanical on Monday. So they've heard
(07:16):
from Pins Mechanical. Now they can put it up on
the website. That's my bad.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
That's gonna be huge. And I've talked about some of
this stuff with you off air. Where we're gonna have
the podcast at that needs to be squared away. Maybe
we just do it on Broadway.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, well, we were gonna have it here at the station,
but then we've sold so many tickets that we can't
fit everybody in that little room to do the podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I don't think you can rule it out yet until
you yourself go stand in every spot in that little
area and count how many it is. I don't think
we can just say if it's twenty, who came up
with that number.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I don't think we have an iron marshall. We don't
have enough chairs.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Cool they can stand. Truck drivers they sit all the
time in their rigs, So that'll answer that one. But
I don't hear anything stupid thing.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, your gloves. It's because you have those dumb gloves on.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
My wife made me get them at Cole's this weekend
because she said the front was coming in. It was
in the teens. She said, I'm not allowed to drive
to work without gloves.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I mean it is cold out there, dude, It's a
tad bit. Nippley and I mean maybe my ears were frozen.
When my wife started talking, I was like, okay, I
don't hear. I was excited. I thought we were putting
them on sale today. I'm sorry. I apologize. So I
guarantee you they will be up Wednesday. I guarantee it,
or you can come to the Coach's convention for free.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You don't even want to know what's going on behind
the scenes. What you don't even want to know, I
don't want to know. We get a DM from Aaron bertoke. Oh,
apparently they're doing this flophouse at one of the condos
and they're buying an air mattress and it's just gonna
(08:57):
be a swingers thing. And so so she hits us
up and says, hey, if I buy an air mattress
and girls are sleeping on the floor of the condo,
can you guys then take the air mattress and store
to your house in the off season, and then every
January it turns back into the swingers party and we
bring out the air mattresses.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
How many people are going to be using that mattress.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And I said, baser cops come in. It's gonna look
like a brothel, especially if you got those gloves on,
you can't take you serious.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Do we want to co sign you know, people swinging?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
But also we got air mattresses. I mean, just as
long as they keep them clean, maybe double wrap them.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
The cool thing about an air mattress is you don't
have to keep it clean. You just take it outside
and spray with a hose.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
No, not these, Now they got this cloth on them.
Oh yeah, Well the one we got for Boomer because
it has the recliner on it, so Boomer can plays
video games till one am while I was sleeping on
the couch. So it's got a recliner and you can
also sleep in it.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, But I mean that's the thing. So it's like,
do we want to we can have this store the
air mattress at our house. You know, it's just like
if it ever does you know, it's like it's it's
you know, it's like part of the swinger party, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh yeah, and I know. I mean I don't. I
don't know what goes on at those things. I do
know that I believe Laurie has been in talks to
make her return to coach's convention after missing last year.
I don't know if her voice is gonna make the trip,
but she will be here, is what I've been told.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I got to hit up Capy make sure he's on board.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Oh, Kapy's already here. She he's already started rolling this way.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Did he purchase a permit?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
No? No, I don't know if he's purchased a permit,
but he's doing a role. He's trying to inspire sored
Loser's Nation. He's wheeling all the way here.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The handicap permit, I don't know. He needs to be
approved for every location to have that.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, and I'm just trying to think.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Remember that last year with the tractor or he's a church.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
She better, she'll be here, right, she's coming.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I know you remember that you weren't hungover?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Were you?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
We were at that one event and those girls came
by in the tractor and they all remembered Kappy. I
think Kappy thought they were gonna flash him.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
He rolled outside like what up? And they're like, oh my,
I can't believe you're a wake already this morning.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
If you guys want to see that picture, go Sore
Losers Our Instagram it should be one of the tabs
there where you can click on a highlight reel for sure,
relive those memories right there. I took about ten thousand pictures.
Still don't get enough credit that I deserve for that.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I do appreciate you fotogging everything because I do forget.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Well, don't worry, we're going live this year.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
We're going live, of course we are. Oh god, oh god,
what is That's a tough question. I mean, what's the
point of doing a coach as gonna mention if we're
not gonna go live.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
We're streaming.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, Hey, we're streamers.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Now, that's the thing with the kids. Always a streamer.
It's called like Aiden Ross. You got im speed, you
got who Steve will do it, you got Steiny. All
these guys are streamers. Cool sore losers are streamers.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, and you're gonna find out in January when you're
you're gonna be part of the stream sore loosers dot com.
So my apologies, that's on me. I got the talk.
I don't listen enough, So Ray, if I'm not listening
to you when you tell a story, let me know.
I want to be a better listener.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Bazer told me that I didn't listen to the vacation dates.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
She said that she's told me it now five times.
And then my reasoning is I never got she booked
all the stuff, so I never got an email. It
never went into my calendar. So it's always been like,
in June, Oh, it's in December, okay, okay, cool, August, Oh,
it's what is it like towards the middle of oh
and December? Okay? Cool? End of September okay, So in
December is it's okay, Chris, okay, okay. Now we're into December.
(12:42):
What are the exact dates? I mean I still don't
have it in my calendar, so you always just kick
the can. So with memorizing the exact dates, I've just
been kicking the can. Now we're in December, oh, actually
like a week out, and I said, what are the dates?
I mean, that's pretty reasonable.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Right, It's not bad. It's really not bad.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
You know that they's you're gonna be in five days.
What are the dates? I would like to know the dates.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
You know, it's in December, you know about the time.
It's just like, what are the exact dates? It's sort
of like the crews were going on. I don't even
know when the dates are. I have no idea. I mean,
I told Beza the other day what I've heard through
the grapevines.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I mean, I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I'm glad I'm able to run it from here because
it just sounds like a ton of work, a lot
of fun. But at sea. Stress, you're not near your family.
I said, thank god, I guess you do have a family.
I do nevermind, so not thank god.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But I said, if I had a family and I
got sent on this cruise, I'd be losing it. Yeah,
I have no idea, no details, and you're at sea
for a week. Like Baby Box two is like, Dad,
are you gonna be here for my birthday? And I'm like,
I think so, I don't know. Wait does it fal
during a birthday?
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I don't know when the I don't know the dates. Bro,
you're gonna miss I'll step in. You're gonna miss way
too much on that at sea. Yeah, so if you
could do that for my son, that would be really
nice for you to step up and be there for
him for his birthday. If I'm not gonna be able
to be there. Coaches Convention, I mean can you tell
me the dates of that off the top of your head.
I think it's nineteen twenty.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
We're not two July January yet, so I haven't nailed
down the specific dates, but I believe it's nineteen twenty
twenty one, twenty two.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I don't think that's right. I think it's like the seventeenth, sixteenth,
seventeenth eighteenth you never listen to me see or fifteenth.
I just know it's emailka day weekend and we should
probably know that. Maybe you should give it. No, we
can't google, can we.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
This isn't googling. This is just doing a calendar on
the desktop.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Oh, calendar on the desktop.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
It looks like sixteen seventeen, eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Well, the nineteenth would be the Monday, right, we're already
out on that. Okay, we're not here on that Monday. Okay,
Monday's our recovery day. So yeah, sword loosers dot Com.
You know Christmas present's coming up. You might want to
get it. We better start the show and all. So
it's good to see everybody. You know, how people you
know what it is? Hey, how you been?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Some of the nation is in recovery, so we need
to be accepting to that. We need to be understanding.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Cat Dick's still coming. He's talked about coming, but I
don't know if he's really coming.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Cat Dick is in recovery.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
It's gonna be great to see that. Dude.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
We've got litany of country artists in recovery. I would
imagine there are a handful of our nation that are
in recovery.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yep. And there's a lot of people. The housewives, they
do it too.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Some are in it for sex addiction. We need to
be open to whatever kind of recovery somebody's going through. Uh, hello, lunchbox,
what are you recovering from?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm recovering from the weekend, dude. I gotta tell you
all about it. We got to start the show and
they got to say you all about my weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Dude, I will be recovering from my gambling addiction.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Maybe we have a session where I open up about it.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh, that would be great, dude. You're vulnerable on stage
at the convention.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Would actually bring down the entire mood.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah, weekends around built about gambling on playoff football, of
depressing guys.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Don't let it get out of hand and chase money.
What's up, guys. It's Sissa ray Mundo from The Bobby
Bone Show and I am in recovery. Anybody else want
to stand up? Sex addiction? Thank you, trucker, Thank you
for coming out. I'm in recovery cocaine all right, thank
you another trucker all right? Anybody else that wants to
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stand up?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, I got a weed addiction?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Okay, I'm a farmer. All right, thank you for sharing
with the entire group. Somebody took that sound effect away?
What in the world we'll need to find it. Any
tug boters overcoming something? Pornography?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
All right? I'm glad you guys could be so oben
with us. That's what that's what we're here. We're a family. Oh.
Somebody over there in the back, yeah, go ahead, truck
driver Benzo's.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Those are the painkillers.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, I know what it is. That's not good.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
You can overcome them, but some of those people do
ten a day.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
It's a lot of work, man, That's that's a tough thing.
That's why when you have surgery they say don't take
the pain pills.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Man, because you get addicted to them.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You can very easily.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Anybody else, Oh, in the back, over there, heroin.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh black tar man?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay? Anybody else? Oh that woman back? Or is that Arnold?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Good?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Okay, thank you Arnold. Thank you for coming here and
sharing with us. Anybody else? Is there anybody else in recovery?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah? Oh yeah, uh best reality having sex with animals. Sorry,
you're no longer part of the nation. You're no longer
part of the nation.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Just please see that exit sign. Just head out there
and check your email. Soon you'll get a refund. You'll
be refund of the convention. But we said this was
a judgment free zone. We were lying. We're just testing you.
You took it too far. Man, Get out of here.
Get out of here, like no security. Go ahead, see
(18:24):
him to the exit. Yeah, don't let him back in. Yeah,
take his land? Heard, take his land here. Can we
get this swag back? Yeah? Yeah, the stuff we gave
you a check in, Can we get that back? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Oh it's all stuck together, okay forget yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah? Sorry?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh man, all right, we're gonna do it live. Oh
the one to so loser?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It is Scison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the north side of As for Baser,
my wife. We live in Indian Lake, two point three
three three three acres. We got two kids at Vanderbilt,
probably defrosting in the electrophysiology unit. And I'll die have
a heart attack when I'm seventy two and a half.
Hope the sounds are good today. I do have the
OJ gloves on, so I may be a little clunky.
Lunch over to you.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
We'll take a break and I'm gonna tell you oh
about my action packed weekend Man action packed. We'll be
right back, man Friday night. Let me tell you, Friday
Night was one for the ages. Ray you know, I'll
tell you. I get together with the guys in the
neighborhood once a month. It's usually the first Thursday. We
do something. Go over to someone's house, have you know
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game on the big screen in the backyard, the little
inflatable screen, have a few Bruce kis. Sometimes we go
over to someone's house and get in their pool. And
this month it's Christmas, so we have the annual Santa
Claus pub crawl.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
So abby posts about this. It might have not been
the same one.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Out the same one and the years past. We invited
the wives like, hey, wives, we're gonna go bar hopping.
Come on, let's dress this Sanna. You guys dresses missy
missus claws and you know, we got the Honuka Bush,
we got one person that dresses up as the elf.
All this stuff. Well, the guy sent out the email
a couple of weeks ago is like, hey guys, this
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is the Friday night we're looking at doing it. Tell
your wives, let's get the outfits ready. We are ready
to go. Then through the grapevine there started being rumblings
the wives are kind of over the bar crawl. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I was gonna say not for everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
They said, you know, guys, why don't we just get
together at someone's house and do that. It's a lot
easier than going bar to bar to bar. It's just
not our scene anymore. We don't want to do that anymore.
So it sounded like the Santa crawl was crumbling. And
then I hit a suggestion. I said, hey, well, if
they don't want to do that, why don't we all
just go to dinner like nice couple dinner, you know,
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and a nice restaurant, celebrate Christmas, celebrate the holidays geist
and the guy was like, oh, it's a great idea,
a great idea. And he sends out the email and goes, hey,
how many people can come? How many people can come?
And I said, hey, are the wives? And body goes, no,
let's just keep it the dudes. I'm like, well, they
were going to do the bar crawl. Why wouldn't we
have the women? He goes, non, dudes, only.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
How's your steak?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I'm like, all right, cool, that sounds like fun yew
all right yeah, and then he sends out the email
and he says, all right, we're gonna meet at this
bar at seven point thirty, have one cocktail or two,
then we're going to walk over to the restaurant and
then who knows where the night goes from there like,
all right, cool, you got reservations. That's great, let's do it.
(21:44):
And on Friday afternoon gets a text from the guy
and he goes, oh, and if there was any confusion,
we are absolutely dressing up as Sanna and whatever holiday
outfit you were playing on wearing, you need to wear
it tonight.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
It's funnier with the women.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
That's what I was thinking. It's funny with the women.
It just looks weird with a bunch of dudes. And
we're gonna go to a nice restaurant and have dinner
dressed as Santa and a Hanika Bush and Buddy the
Elf and all that.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't think somebody's placed to'll let you in.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
So I was like, I don't know, and he said,
Uber is leaving from my house at seven o'clock. So
I walk over there at six fifty five and he goes,
where's your sand outfit? I'm like, what do you mean?
I said, oh, man, I got a Christmas sweater on.
It was like, you know, at TACKI sweater. He goes,
come on, dude, like, we're all just getting dressed up.
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You still got time to go home and change. Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
He's being serious, he's doubling down.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm like, all right, man, I guess I'll walk back
to the house and i'll change. Man. So I walked
back to the house and kids like, Dad, you're already home,
and I'm like, no, no, I'm dressing up as Santa now.
So I put the sand out. I'll fit on and
the uber pulls up in front of my house because
by the time I'm done dress, they're already in the uber.
How many Oh, there's like eight of us uber bush?
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Well they had there was seven of us in the uber. Wait, one, three, six,
seven in the uber and then a couple other people
were coming separate, and so I'm like all right, So
we get in the uber and we go and we
go into this bar and everybody listens like, alright, hey,
how's it going guys? Yeah, we're all the chicks. No,
you're just a bunch of mid forty year old dudes.
(23:31):
No women, All right, cool, have a couple of cocktails,
and then we walk over to the restaurant. Nice restaurant.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Oh boy, you guys are about to get popped.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
We walk in, They're like, all right, we're gonna put
you over here in this corner private. No, not private,
but you know, not where everybody can see us. Cool coick.
So we're sitting there and just sir clustered Ray. So
you know, we eat, order drinks, have a jolly good time.
Like all right, let's go to another bar. So we
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go to another bar after dinner and we walk in.
We're the oldest people.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
At the first restaurant. Is it in the back of
your head dipping?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, No, I was thinking we would dip. After the restaurant,
I was like, all right, I don't need to go
to another bar, like we're gonna be the oldest people,
we have no chicks. And we go in and it's
like a Christmas bar. They've got Christmas decorations everywhere, and
everybody's just kind of looking at us and got a
couple ho ho ho. But then there was a Christmas
tree there and she comes up. She goes, I love
(24:30):
your outfits. You guys are awesome. Blah blah blah, Nashville
Singleton and I'm like, and everybody starts yelling, we're married.
We're married.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
How are the bulbs?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Bulbs were nice. Not the biggest bulbs you've ever seen,
but they were they were they were they were perfect,
you know what I'm saying. Like they were they were shining.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Not the size, it's the glow.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yes. And then we go over this one little area
and there's these four girls sitting on a bench and
they sit there and go, hey, can we play a game?
We're like, what kind of game?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Have I not been to the bars in a minute.
Do girls hit on guys?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Now, That's exactly where it's going, right, And I'm like, oh,
what game would you like to play?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
In the bottle?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
They're like, can we play guess what you guys do
for a living?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Fishing?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The barrel boys getting line and so these girls were like,
oh yeah, so we lie. We're sitting there, like, let's
start with you and they point at one guy and
they go, you're in finance. He goes I am. They're like,
oh my god. I know. The game ended up not
being very much fun because they were terrible at it
and they nailed him, and we should have ended the
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game there, because then they went one by one and
it took like thirty minutes for them to guess people.
Are you a teacher?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Are you? Uh uh? You're not a chimp teacher? Dang?
What were they co edsh Yeah? One girl, yeah, she
sold for Coca Cola. She worked with them in college
and now that she graduated, she's working for him. I
don't know what the other ones did. So you're really
(26:09):
not an art teacher. Oh man, I would have really
thought you were an art teacher. Okay, are you a
car salesman? No?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
No, are you a model? Let me see you under
the hood.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Okay, okay, And so just went on for thirty minutes.
It was just like they weren't good at it. They
weren't good at the game. And it was like when
they nailed the guy in finance, I was like, good
in the game, but no, they just kept going and
going and going and going. Really ruined the vibe.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, it's uh when you're married, that game takes on
a whole new shape and form. You really don't feel
like playing it.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, And I was like, all right, this is lame,
and I was like, can we just go? Then we
left and that was it. I was in the night. Man,
It was nothing crazy. It was kind of a weird
night with a bunch of dudes in Santa suits. No chicks.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Did you guys pull any of the Christmas trees?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
No, there's one Christmas tree. She said hi to us.
For a minute, these girls that wanted to play the game,
they were not dressed up.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Man, they must have been mid They're going after eight
Peto Sanna's.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah, I felt like petals Santa's is what we felt like.
That's really what we felt like.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You guys were the cream of the crop on that
Nashville night.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I don't know. It was maybe because we were dressed
as Christmas trees. I don't really know what was going on.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Santa.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, one was a honka bush that looked like a
Christmas tree, and everybody got going, oh, I love your
Christmas tree. And he should have just let it go.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Did any of the dudes pull chicks?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
No? Sorry, no, But that's the problem is he he's
a honka bush and no one knows what a honka
bush is, so they kept going, oh, nice Christmas tree,
and he would be like, it's actually a honka bush.
I'm like, dude, just act like it's a Christmas tree. Like,
don't correct them. You look like the grumpy old man.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
It sounds like one of those nights where you remember
everything you drank, the exact drink, the time you drank it,
the bar you were at, how many minutes it took
to consume, and when you got the hell out of there. Geez, dude,
what a joke. See I'm forced. Why not just lay
on your couch have a buddy over it.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, I'm kind of be honest. It felt forced. It
felt forced when the women didn't want to do it,
and then they suggested doing it at someone's house, but
the one dad was like, no, we're going out, and
they were already brainstorming how they can improve it for
next year. Yeah, all right, next year, we're gonna go
to this bar first. And the one dad's like, can
we start at like five thirty? Why do we have
to start at eight to thirty? Like eight thirty is
(28:30):
too late. He's like, why don't we just start at five?
Like there's no shame in starting at five five thirty
exactly because you guys all have kids to wake it too.
He was like, I go to bed at eight thirty
or nine. Usually he goes. This is he goes. When
the email came in and it said eight thirty on it,
I was like, I'm out, he goes, but my wife
said you're going, So I'm here. But next year five
And I'm like, guys, why don't we not do next year?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
And you always just want to hang in the middle.
I've done these not I don't have kids, but I've
done these couples at All's party. You never want to
be the one that drinks too much, and you never
want to be the that doesn't drink enough. You just
want to hang in the middle. There's no trying to
win these events. There's you can lose them. Yeah, all
you gotta do is just stay even keel right in
the middle, play the little guessing game. Oh no, I'm
(29:12):
not a teacher. Where can I dump this beer out?
Not drink anymore?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yeah, there was one guy that he had He may
have had a few too many. I mean, he was
pounding him pretty hard. And then he starts venting about
how hard work is. I mean, you guys having this
at your work. I mean, it's just I'm just getting
caught up in this and it's just like, I mean, goly,
It's just i mean, can you freaking believe they did that? Like,
I mean, god, it's just so annoying. How stupid are people?
(29:37):
He's like, I'm dealing with that right now. I'm just
dealing with it. It's been going on for two weeks
and I don't know if it's ever It's just like,
oh man, it's just not the kind of thing I
want to be at work with.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Avoid Frank. He found the whiskey and he's on a.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
War path and I'm like, Frank, Frank, like, should you
be spewing this at the table. I mean, it's just
got you guys know what I mean. I'm like, no,
I don't really have to deal with that at my work.
And he's like, well, I'm gonna tell you what, man,
it's just one of the ugly aspects of the job. Man.
It's just like, gosh, man, it it really wears on you.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
It wears on me. Man, Happy Friday.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
He said, Oh, okay, man, I'm sorry. Yeah, Man, get
another one. Man. I'm like, no, Frank, maybe you shouldn't. No,
I'm having another one. I'm having another one. Hey.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
There's the there's a work talk, which is it's surface
but a little bit deeper. Then they start going if
they go relationship talk, watch out. Oh oh, you guys
are having problems.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I mean, good gosh, he did say. He goes, Man,
I have been working more. He goes, but you know
now that my wife's not working. He's like, I don't
really understand. He goes, I come home and and I
and I and and the laundry is not done. He's like,
and I mean, call me crazy, but I tell her, Hey,
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how come the laundry is not done. We're like, Frank,
you said that. He goes, Yeah, he goes. She didn't
like that very much. She's like, He's like, she's been
dealing with a baby. But I mean I should have
said it, maybe, But I mean I was just fed
up with work and I came home and you know,
it's not clean, and I mean she's there all day,
(31:11):
there all day, Frank, Frank, Frank, uh, and you're out
here tonight. Yeah. I told her I was gonna go
no matter what. I don't care that the kid has
it is sick. I got to get out of the house,
all right, Frank. And then it was weird because there
was one dad that said he was coming. His wife
and kid were at the house we were getting the
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Uber because they were like, oh, they're oh, we'll come
over here, and then he just never showed up.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
He shows up with another chick.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
So it's very weird. Like his wife left him at
the house because he was getting ready, and she came
over with her kid to where we were getting the
uber so her daughter could play with other kids, and
then he just never came.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I do like the culture of your neighborhood. You don't
have to commit. You got other families involved, all the
kids are friends. You could easily dip out on one
of those Oh I like it.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Yeah, so then I go to bed in the morning.
Go ahead, the dip factor. Two seconds. Jessica and her husband.
There's it's full on dip factor. We go to Mexican
the one night and her husband goes, I didn't get
the invit. The wife straight up dipped on him, jumps
in our car. We go to Mexican and we go,
where's your husband? She has never invited him. That's brutal.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
And he said home and we're all out having Mexican.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's brutal. Man. The dip factor, The dip factor. I
dipped to Florida in the morning, and I'll tell you
all about it right after this.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, you gotta be careful with some of those conversations.
A little drinking. Maser had a friend one time. She goes, hey,
we've been having some trouble. Oh oh no, not that
kind of true. She goes trouble in the bedroom.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
She hits baser with how many times a week do
you guys? And I was like, did you answer her? So?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
What was the answer?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Okay? Seven? Yeah, that's weird. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I was like, uh, maybe we don't have that many
glasses of wine.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Next time, let's get a what do you call it
alcohol for you? Oduels. Maybe we'll give her some oduels.
So anyway, So I wake up on Saturday. Man, it's
time to go to Florida. I'm going to live fast
down there in Naples. I gotta get on my plane.
I'm all right, let's go. I go to the airport.
Smooth sailing, dude, there's no one on our plane.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Oh you sailed there.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
No, I mean the plane was empty, had the whole
road to myself. Oh, I mean, I've never When was
it in Naples? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Is that Tampa south of Tampakay.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
He's flying to Fort Myers and I mean, you get
off the plane. And I don't have an itinerary because
a guy that runs the building or is running this thing,
you know, you know who he is. Yeah, he's like, oh,
he told me, I'm I'm gonna send you that itinerary today. Well,
I'm flying out Saturday morning. The plane's about to take off.
Guess what, no itinerary. Still nothing. And this guy that
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used to be on the podcast, I don't remember his name,
but he looks at me goes, hey, you got that
itinerary yet and he go I go no, and he goes,
I got nothing either. Man, sounds like the convention well
well played, well played. That was well played.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
And so was there storm damage in Myers?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I didn't see any.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
There were two years ago a hurricane hit there.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Really yeah, Oh well where I stayed. I stayed at
a nice hotel right there on the freaking water. It
was beautiful.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
I'm talking about those they got affected, not not in
the penthouse.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh sorry, I didn't see any. But anyway, so we
land and I get a text and it's like, hey,
this is Steve and I'm going to be your driver.
Just let me know when you're walking out. I'm in
the cell phone lot Scuba. I'm like, oh, Scuba's here,
huh okay. And then I get the text from the
guy in the building. He's like, hey, you should have
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a driver there and then you'll come to the hotel.
We'll leave the hotel at three. And I'm like, you're here,
huh okay. All right, I didn't realize you were here.
I didn't realize that communication lacking in a communication company,
And why were you there on Friday when the event
Saturday just went down? There? Extra day.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Right, all right, how are the waves?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
That makes sense?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You swim off your hangelo.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That makes sense? All right? Cool man? All right, all right.
So we get in the and it's a party bus. Dude,
I think I saw you saw the party bus for
me and the guy that used to be on the pod,
This big old party bus.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
But it was wasn't filled, wasn't filled. There was no energy.
But yes, it was just us too. It was just
us too. Me and Baz have done it before in Vegas.
You need those things filled.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, it helps when you have more people, you know
what I mean, Like, it's not as cool when you're
not with a lot of people. But anyway, so we
go to the hotel. We walk in, all right, yeah,
here to check in. Oh, sorry, your room's not ready.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
That's me a problem.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
And it's already won forty five and the text from
the guy right said we're leaving it through. And I'm like, well,
I got to take a doomp oh yes, and I
gotta get some food downstairs lobby. So we go around
the corner of this plate. They're like, well, we'll call
you when it's ready. I'm all right, cool. So we
go around to the corner of this restaurant. We walk in,
all right, can we get a table? Actually we're closed.
(36:17):
We closed it too, Oh all right, cool, walk back out,
go around the corner and there's a sports bar. Now
we're talking. They got golf simulator. They got everything. They
got two simulators. Geez, let's go. We walk in, the
only people in there, hit the sim and let go,
(36:38):
and it is already it's two twenty and we got
to leave it three and we're the only people in there.
The guy that the man that works in the building,
he orders a hamburger. I order the grilled chicken sandwich.
The person that used to be on this pod ordered
a Caesar salad with some grilled chicken on it. Diversify, diversified,
(37:00):
And we sit there. Sounds fun, And we sit there
and we watched what was on the TV. Tarlton something
versus Villanova and football.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Yeah there. I told Bess there was no college this weekend.
And every time we turned the TV on there was
some random college game on.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Some random game. But I didn't think there was anything on.
That's the other the lower level.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
I guess, okay, because when you're out the game, you
don't realize all these lower tier games.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
That are on.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I didn't know Army and Navy were playing.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, and so we are sitting there and I'm telling
you we ordered it two twenty only people in the restaurant.
Two thirty five, still no food? To forty well, two
thirty five, fifteen minutes to forty we should know food.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
We should be cooking.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Two forty five. Excuse me, ma'am. We got to leave
at three. Could you check on that food? Oh yeah, honey,
let me go check real quick. Oh yeah, they said
two minutes, two minutes, two minutes left and it'll be out. Okay,
to forty five. She goes, I'm gonna set my watch
for two minutes. Wait, why didn't you do that like
(38:09):
five minutes ago? Okay, all right, two fifty Oh, I
guess my watch. My clock gone off. I'll go check again.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
I'm hungry for you.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
It's two fifty and she goes back out. She goes, oh,
he lied to me. Now now he says, two minutes.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Smart though, put it off on another guy.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Okay, two fifty five, Oh honey, it'll be ride out
two more minutes.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
But how are you gonna get there?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
How are we gonna leave at three, driver text me, hey, man,
out here in the valet circle when you come out
three o'clock to the pull out time.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
How is the other guy gonna eat his salad in
his croach?
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, exactly, And that's but he did suggest that he goes,
I mean we could just take it in the car,
and I'm like, yeah, and spill it all over our clothes. No, thanks, bro,
I'm good, I'll eat it right here. At two fifty seven,
I replied the guy, hey man, we may be down
about three point fifteen. We're still having launching food. Took
a little longer than we thought. The manager comes up, Oh,
(39:06):
is everything okay? Everything, and I'm like, no, we still
don't have our food. Oh yeah, we're checking on that
right now. We are the only people in there. We've
been there since two twenty. At three oh one, our
food comes out.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Noted give me the name. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
It's this place where it's a bag of stuff that
you get and you usually eat it with sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Ray, It's got a bird and an ocean in the name.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
We were there for forty one minutes. We were the
only people in the restaurant, and our food did not come.
It was so awful, and so then we scarf it,
eat it, hurry run our rooms are ready, Run upstairs, change,
get on the bus, and sales ladies on the bus
(39:55):
with us. Yeah, the one that used to work here,
the one with the overnight husband.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
No, I understand that. But who would have thought this? Everybody?
It's a convergence of old and new salespeople and management.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Had no idea. Then we roll up to this venue.
Bro it was. It was at the Ritz Carlton in Naples. Shsh.
Not only that there is a PGA and LPGA tournament
going on Byron Nelson.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
It was Wyndham Championship. It was the Hero World Championship.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
No, it was guy and girl teams playing for the championship.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
What the live and well? Who won the guys?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
No? No, their team guy and a girl on the team.
That here's the crazy part. Do you know where the
concert was?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:53):
On the water on the driving range.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Ssh.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
They set up the stage on the driving range. I've
on the PGA. I don't know about that. Check the
dimmits on the green in the PGA. So that morning
they put the tea boxes like for the driving range
at the other end. And the people told me that
all the golfers were trying to hit it up on
the stage being funny. Yes, so they were pepper in
(41:22):
the stage with golf balls.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Fill would have not even trying off the deck.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Dude, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
You shooting me? I mean, Hittney while you're out.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
No, no, no, there was already people filled in there.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
I know, but there's not one golf club or one
golf ball sitting within five feet of you at a
golf tournament.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
None.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
You would have thought that would have been a funny
thing for you guys to have each hitting a golf ball.
I agree off the stage. I agree till you duck
hook one until we.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Hit it into the crowd and hit somebody there, he
goes my stipend. Are you okay? Sir? And dude, let
me tell you, I have never seen there were so
many hot people in Naples, A lot of dudes, a
lot of hot chicks, and right the guys, na Naples
might be the capital of old ass dudes with young
(42:11):
hot ass chicks.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
So the surfers were getting hot.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Or what I'm telling you. I met so many people like,
oh hey, it's like a grandpa, and here's my fiance.
What what I mean. Have you ever been to our
convention before? Oh yeah, Joe from Sarasota. Yeah, but I'm
(42:35):
telling you these people made Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson
look normal.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Because they're in the sun. Dude, they all look good looking.
We're bundled up.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
But then I'm talking about how many old people there
are with young people.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Old people retired, got money.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Young hot chicks just like whoa.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
And they're also the most That's when the guys realize
they can be confident, they believe in themselves, and then
they talk to the women.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Dude. It was crazy. It was so awesome, and you
saw the concert was amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Let's be real. You got a beach house and a boat,
got a little bit more swagger to you, and the
chicks can read that.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, I think maybe that's what it is. Maybe you
got the mansion and the girls are like whoa. Yeah,
I like that. I mean it was free drinks, free
food for you guys or everybody us. We were up
in this VIP you know, like I mean like homeless
in Native you know those like White White Beach that
lined like eighteenth. Yeah, we were in one of those.
(43:32):
It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
That's cool.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Then it's like, you want me to be jealous. I'm jealous.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
No, what you want, I'm just telling you about my weekend.
Then the concert's over and we head back to Fort
Myers and this is where it gets fun. We'll tell
you right after this.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I mean that last part was fun.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I mean, I don't even know if that was point.
That may have been pointless of me telling you all that.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
No, it's huge. It shows you the organization, misorganization, disorganization,
disorganization in companies and miscommunication.
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, thank you. So then we head back and the guys, hey,
we got to go to this speakeasy. There's this great speakeasy.
Everybody is talking about it, like you guys got to
go check it out. You got it's right by your hotel,
right by your hotel. So within the back of a
taco shop.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
What is speakeasy?
Speaker 1 (44:19):
Gay bar? No, it's like a hidden bar, like it's
like a you don't know it's there, prohibition. Yes, And
so you walk into this taco shop and you look
like you're just going to the bathroom, and it looks
like you're gonna walk into the freezer. You open it up, Bam,
bar hmmm, bazer like that pretty cool Christmas bar now
just to speak easy. And we walk in. We're like,
(44:40):
all right, what are we gonna do? We're about to
order drinks and these people get up off the couch.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
What was like the code word? Code word?
Speaker 1 (44:48):
No, yep, that was it. You nailed it. And so
we walk in and were about to order a drink
and then a couch opens up, so we sit down. Heck, yeah,
I'm making ourselves comfortable and use it. You me utter
guy sales girl got it, they used to work here.
(45:10):
And then guy that used to be on this pot see. Yeah.
So we're sitting there and we're like, all right, we
got the menu out and I'm like, I'm gonna get
me a Connie Mac. I'm gonna get me a Connie Mac.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
What do the other guy get another salad miller lite?
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Oh? And so the lady comes up and it's like
freaking get a and I'm like, can I get a
Connie Mac? And she goes, oh, I'm sorry, this area
is reserved. I forgot to put the note down on
the table.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Oh for who Tiger Woods? I'm a golfer.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Cool? Cool, So she goes, but upstairs there's an open
couch and I'll be right up there to take your order.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
So what you and the utter guy and upper management
sales check are all gonna sit on a couch together.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, that's what we're gonna do. So we go up
there and me old sales girl, the utter guy, and
uh guy that runs the is in the building. We
all sit on one couch and the other guy that used
to be on this pod sat on the arm of
another couch eat another Caesar salad with crushed pepper. So
we are like, ray, I'm up against the one wall
(46:13):
right and to my left it's like a square room. Okay,
so there's four couches. Yeah, I'm on one couch directly
across from us. This is a no, he's to my right.
There's another couch with a two dudes on it, and
then the couch to my right and he chicks. In
this place, there's a woman a dude, and then the
(46:33):
other guy sitting on the arm of it.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
Was the woman hot for the truckers only.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
Oh yeah, here are that boys and she and they
go hey, and they told the other guy, the guy
that used to be on this pod, you can sit
on the Okay, okay, So he sits on the couch.
Then the couch to my left, there is a couple.
This girl was a smoke show.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Here are that Truckers speak easy bar back of a
taco shop.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Maybe maybe Cuban. I don't know hispanic. But they are
just make looking out nice the whole time. Why we're
all just sitting there.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
They're just great doing their noses, rubbing it.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
A little groom. He just whispering into each other's ears
and we're just sitting there like and we're all like, guys,
they sit in your bedroom like, this is so whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
For the truckers. What color dress was she wearing?
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Black?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
I would have assumed white in Florida. There we go.
That's for you guys. Mental imagery.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Yeah, very nice. And we're sitting there and they're just.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Is it turning any y'all?
Speaker 1 (47:39):
On? No? It was all like, hey, do they know
they're not at their house like that? We can all
see them, like do they know that? And we start
talking to the people that we didn't.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Know, and do you guys they have so much flavor,
they're in love romance. All you guys are sitting there
stiff as a board, drinking your Miller lights.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
I was drinking a Connie Mac.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
What is that.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
It was one of their specially cocktail. I don't know.
I had tequila and stuff in it, you know, Okay, yeah,
And so then they finished their drinks and they and
they're ready to go home, you know, I guess they
whisper something their ears and he stands up, and that
dude was going camping. I thought I thought for a
(48:26):
minute that he was going to knock over the candles
that were on the table. Dude, I mean, it was
just I mean, straight out, straight out like no, he
didn't try to untuck the shirt to hide it, nothing,
just like, hey, guys, look at me, Hey look at me,
and my little friend say hello to my little friend.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Did it almost hit the utter guy in the face?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Oh yeah, dude, And she gets up. I mean, I'm
just like and i' might I told the other guys like, hey,
look at it, look at it. Oh my god. He goes,
I'm not looking. And so then I told the girl, hey,
look at it, look at it. Look at it because
I'm not looking. I'm not looking, and he turns around
almost hits the candle. And then I mean it was
like and then another they leave, and we were all
just laughing our ass off about how it was just
(49:09):
every It was just almost hitting everybody in the eye,
you know what I mean. I'm like, dude, come on.
And then these other couple comes in and we're like, wow,
we don't know if you want to see on that couch.
Whoa They're like what They're like, oh, We're like, we're
just joking. We're just choking. You can sit there, and
they sat there and we just kept laughing, going they're
sitting on that couch. We who knows what's on that couch? Dude.
I mean, it was everywhere, pointing in all directions. It
(49:31):
was hilarious. One eyed snake, one eyed snake, I mean
going camping. He was full salute.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Let's be real, that's their spot in Naples. They didn't
expect a group of five to be up there messing
with them.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
It was weird. And then we looked up and there
was mirrors on the ceiling, and the people that we
didn't know, they're like, oh, maybe they got confused. They
thought it was there, that there were use of those
mirrors in their rooms, so they thought this was it
was it was, And then we got some tacos on
the way back to the hotel, right out in front.
The tacos were absolutely trash, terrible tacos. I just threw
him in my hallway. But when we got on the elevator,
(50:03):
there was people coming back from a wedding, and so
we get on the elevator and it was one of
the women I had ridden down the elevator with when
they were leaving for the wedding, and we start talking
and then everybody I was like hitting buttons for the room.
What level?
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (50:17):
Someone was like, oh, can I get a six? Can
I get the six? I was like, oh, you want
a hard six, hard six, hard six? And then this
other guy that was from the weddy goes, oh can
I get the hard ten? Hard? Tend please hard ten?
Oh three craps three crafts because it stopped at level three.
It was hilarious. We just went into a whole damn
craps thing on the elevator. Most mud elevator ride in
(50:37):
my life. Then I went to bed, got on a plane,
flew home, watched them football and that's it, and I
gotta go because I gotta get something to eat. I
haven't another to eat. I gotta go get my physical.
That's awesome. I don't know if it was a good
pod that's for another day. I don't understand the fasting
for a physical. It's fun with my bud work. I
don't know. But I was supposed to go at two thirty,
(50:58):
but now I rescheduled for eleven, so I'm going, Yeah,
you're out.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
I don't even know if that was I just rambled
about nothing.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
That was good, dude. Truckers are gonna love that.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Oh, they're gonna that. Dude. That girl was hot though, hot.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah, I know, you explained it good.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yeah, and no, that guy thought she was hot too.
He was showing all of us how hot she thought.
He thought she was right.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
You ever seen candle opes? Two of them?
Speaker 1 (51:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (51:20):
She would watermelons?
Speaker 1 (51:23):
Nice? Nice? I would say, uh, grapefruits right, seen a
tomato ripe? Maybe some delicious red apples that are a
little bigger than that. Grapefruits coming out of the dress
as nice black dress. She was hot.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
The other guy was like staring the whole time.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
He's like, I'm not looking, dude. I'm like, dude, you're
not actually looking at his junk. It's just in the
pants and it's just funny, like we gotta laugh about it.
But no one else would look white pants now black pants. Man,
they were all wearing black. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Noted next time we go to Florida.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah,
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