March 7, 2025 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Host Belana Morgan Walling on Kitle Too can get you
filled in on things right now locally here in Minnesota,
Western Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What's Up brought to you by Northern One Hour Heating
and Air. The Vikings did not place a franchise tag
on Sam Darnold. That means that unless they come up
with some last minute deal, he is going to hit
free agency. I don't know if you know the outlook
for him as a free agent or is looking really good.
I don't know, so we'll have to wait and see.
But so far, it looks like the Vikings are not
making a move on keeping him here. There's a daylight
(00:32):
saving time daylight saving time change that's being considered by
Minnesota lawmakers with a whole stop the clock bill. Basically,
they want to make it so that we don't change
the clocks here in Minnesota, because you may be aware
we're changing the clocks this.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Weekend, but you mean stop it after this, not before. Yeah,
there's no way, I don't stuck in the dark.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
No, they wouldn't have it, well, they wouldn't have it
sorted out in time for this Sunday anyway, but they're
at least talking about it. And oh, I just want
to stop changing the clock.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What I'm saying is just they have six months, so
just let it go through this one and then don't
do that thing in the fall.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I honestly do that. I don't care which one we
land on.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't. I just don't.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I like it really light late in the summer. I
think that's really cool. I love it like we're seeing
the sun go down in the nine o'clock. I just
think that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Whichever one it is, pick one to stick with it,
because I'm tired of changing the clocks. We will adapt.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Dubs is off to h Elk River Here is going
to be a tractor supply company, Dub's Most Eggxcellent Adventure
with Wefest tickets, free beers, nothing like that before seven
in the morning, right. Actually it's for our event next
week and he's hooking you up with some stuff from
Kemp's too. Thank you to all of the above, and
you're winning when you're cracking open Egg's Tractor Supply and
Elk River Study at seven this morning with Dubs and
(01:43):
his most Excellent Adventure with kaevon o Chwo from.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Let's See What's Happening in Country news Today. Good ever way,
it's the case you want all.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Two country minute sponsored by Comfort Matters Heating in Air.
It's dubs so Ingrid Andres. In a recent interview, she
talked about her infamous Anthem moment. She said that she
felt like America's punching bag, that she became away to
unite America. It was like, at least we can all
agree that this girl watched the anthem.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And then in a recent interview.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Jelly Roll he made everyone crack up talking about his
weight loss journey.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No man, I was so fat.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I have lost all of this weight and gonna lose
another one hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
The best part is I was so fat that I'm
still fat Audia.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Either way, Jelly It's dubs. A more Chris Carr and
Company coming out.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Brentley bottoms up one or two point one kimblele two
doves on his way up to track to supply company
in Elk River. He's handing Elk eggs. Crack open the
eggs and in them are QR codes for we Fest tickets,
free beers, a kIPS Iris public week from today, when
we're doing our little pre party or a little party
for Saint Patti's Day and some great stuff from KEMPS
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that's coming up at seven o'clock. You'll start handing Hi
about tractor supply company in Elk River. Just want to
start forming a line. He'll get you taken care of. Hi, Sam, Hello,
you demand to talk about this?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What finally, finally we're talking about this. I'm so excited.
I'm not why why are you not excited about?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Tell everybody?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So, scientists are editing the genes of mice to create
wooly mice.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Which is when you think of wooly you thinking like
like the wooly mammon, like.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
The wooly mammoth. So basically what they're doing is they're
on this quest to bring back the wooly mammoth. And
how they would do that because why not?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
No, why why bring a Why bring you a species back?
It's extinct?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Maybe for a reason, a bunch of mad scientists trying
to find something fun to do, probably.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
But why they're doing it to a mouse?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
So they're starting with a mouse, I think because it's.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Small mouse going to get around with them those great
big tusks coming.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So they didn't do the tusks part. But what they
did is they took a mouse, and they took the like,
they basically did gene editing of the mouse and they
changed like seven different genes or something.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
So that's where it starts to get a little questionable.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But basically they changed some jeans of the mouse so
that instead of having dark fur, it has golden fur.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Instead of having short fur, it has long, shaggy fur.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Why is this gonna cure cancer? Well, I mean that's fine,
but let's not do this. This is then they're gonna
have these things in your house. I already have mice
in my house. I get them from time to time.
I don't want them getting exaggerated. I don't want them
getting bigger. I don't want them growing horns. I don't
want wooly mice in my house. I don't want any
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mice in my house.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Chris, they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Mice can be kind of cute until they get in
your house. Well, this is just another option for for
nature to throw something in my house because they're gonna
want to be warm, right, Yeah, they're gonna They're gonna
wind up in my home and they start pooping everywhere,
and then they die and they wreak the high heaven.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The next step would be to make them more cold resistant,
like the wooly mammoths are I guess, which would also
create some problems.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Why why are they doing it?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Because their goal is to eventually like edit the genes
of elephants to recreate wooly mammoths that are like not
even distinguishable between I don't know, like well the actual
old wooly mammoths.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And then what they would create today. That's their goal.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Did anybody not watch did they not watch Jurassic Park?
That's the concern this end well, and this is if
If that's the goal, that's what's going to happen, Right,
They're not going to stop there. They're gonna get bored.
These are people like me. They start doing something and
then they keep doing it, Yeah, because they get bored.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's people get bored doing this.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And then it starts with a firecracker and then it
goes it gets to a stick of dynamite. That's what happens.
Then you start, you will go from losing one finger
to lose in your life.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This is people like us, Chris, except they're really really,
really smart and they have access to all these different
scientific things.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I don't blame them for their curiosity and everything, but
they're going to create Jurassic Park. They are. We're gonna
have Tyrannosaurus wrecks coming around, like we're up on the
fifth floor here, and they're going to be peering in
our window and they're gonna gobble you up. And it
all starts through the little cute wooly those cute little
wooly mices. Little mices are going to turn into the
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t Rex and then we're gonna be in trouble. They're
going to create some kind of dinosaur breed that nobody
that there's a reason got God got rid of them
in the first once.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Their goal is to recreate the mammoth, the Dodo bird,
and the Tasmanian tiger.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, the Dodo bird would be kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't know if you can be okay with something now.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I know, the Dodo bird, If it's not really too
aggressive of a Dodo bird, that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm kind of worried about the tiger situation. What if
they bring back a new I don't think tiger.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yes see, I just don't think we need that. If
they start making cougars, I'm all for it. That'd be
kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Cougar's are already out there prowling around.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I know, give us a couple of songs. We're going
to tell you why people are buying these things. It's
the stupidest thing on the planet. This is almost as
dumb as the wooly mice. This is right up there,
except somebody's making a ton of money doing this. But
you can easily do this at home, you guys, it's
so easy coming up on KOO two just to coup them.
(07:02):
What what? What are you laughing at myself? Why it's
Cody Johnson, carry into it. I'm gonna love you one
two point one K two. It's Chris Carr and company.
Would you wear them? Would you wear No?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Everyone's talking about They said this thing was not gonna
take off six months ago, and look people are buying
them and they're running out of them one legged pants.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't think I'll ever wear these. It makes no
sense to me. I don't care how popular they get.
This looks so stupid. It's basically shorts on one side,
long pants on the other, and it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
They're four hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Why you're paying for half the fabric?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Are the normal pants eight hundred and eighty dollars, then
they better be. But what I don't get If you
want these, why wouldn't you go to Kohl's or wherever
right and buy a pair of pants, these one legged
pants that are super popular right now, By the way,
I've never seen anyone wear them around. Here's the popular.
But it's been the last six months and we're in Minnesota. Yeah,
so I doubt you know, most people, if they're wearing them,
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they're probably wearing them down south, right, and they don't.
It doesn't look bad because I see them on women.
I haven't seen a dude wear yet, but some of
the gals that I've seen wearing them is like, you know,
it's betther than i'd look wearing them. You know, they
get you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Because the only people you've really seen wear them is
like models on the runway and hot Instagram influencers.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, it's pretty the only people who were wearing them.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I don't keep it that way too.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, I don't know that there's any normal people putting
these on. They look ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What is the point. It's just fashion, but what what
is can you but you can't switch legs? You have
to buy two pairs if you want to expose your
right leg Yep. Now, the thing I do get like
if somebody has some issue with one of their legs,
then they want to wear shorts. But they can't wear
shorts because maybe they don't like the way one of
their legs.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Looks for it, maybe that you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So then they I don't know, but they want to
show off their legs, then they show off the one.
But wouldn't you think they'd be like, Okay, what's up
with the other legs? If you're a judge battle guy?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, I still think this looks just ridiculous. Like I'm
looking at pictures of this.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Did you post this by the way, I'll post.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It right now, Yeah, so that people can see this
for themselves. It just looks a little ridiculous. I am.
I kind of.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Blame Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I think did she do this?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
She hasn't worn these like jeans or pants, but what
she has is on her during her erastore, she had
an outfit.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, that was one.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It was her reputation bodysuit that she wor dering.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That this is Taylor Swift inspired. Most likely.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I didn't see this pop up anywhere until that.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, six months ago. This was a blip on the air.
We talked about it briefly. We just said, here's the
latest stupid thing people are doing. They're buying pants for
four hundred and forty dollars and have only one pant leg.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And now people are doing it. Listen, go if you
want to try this, fine, but go buy some cheap
jeans and then chop off the other side. I don't
understand why you would pay so much money for this.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And you could have somebody if you don't know what
you're doing, Like me, I would cut off. If I
wanted to do this, I would cut off one leg
and then I well, not one leg, pant leg.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm gonna try to keep all of my append Yeah
that's good, but you can just have then somebody put
it under a machine and sew up hammet. Is that
what the word is? What's the word?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
You know?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah? Yeah? Like if it's so, it's not a cutoff
look or I have a fringy look on the other side, what.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
For you want to do? I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I just think this is kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
They look quality, like the pairs that they're selling are
I think, high quality jeans. But people, why would you
spend over four hundred dollars for something that's like a
blip of a trend. You're gonna buy these, put them
on for a picture or a video because it's funny, and
then you're done.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, and then they're gonna sit in your closet for
the next twenty years.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well maybe the people that do that have the money
to spare and they don't care. I mean, and now
just to shame people, just to be sanctimonious, or you
can donate it to the Red Cross or something. Board
At forty dollars, there's death and destruction in the world.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You're paying for half a g half of a pant.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, you can buy really really really nice jeans for
a quarter of them.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So are they pants or is it a pant? It's
a pant.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We found the we've wound the.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Pant then marketed this thing all wrong. It's called one
legged pants. No, it's a pant. It's just a pant.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
They took out the plural of the pants.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
They get up and see Doves. He's on his way,
Dove's most excellent Adventure and Elk River Tractor Supply Company,
and he has your eggs. He's got a whole bunch
of eggs. And inside those eggs are everything from Weefest
tickets to free beer from Kipps Iris Pub and even
some awesome gift certificates to Kemps. Are friends at Kemp's.
Because it's gonna be like sixty over the weekend, you
can be wanting some ice cream, really cool stuff. Every
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egg has a little something in it for you. Tractor
Supply Company and Elk River of dubs at seven. That's
Old Dominion Hotel keep number one for New Country in
the Best Variety one on two point one, kle two.
What are we up to this morning? I'll tell you
what we're up to this morning. We are up to something.
It's Dove's most extravagant Lub's got a backt full of
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door and or excellent adventures in hand stores to be told.
All right, what's the up day? Brother?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Hey Chrit, I am on my way to the tractor.
Why I'm cruising down one sixty nine right now, and
I got one hundred and two eggs with me. I
will see everybody there at seven o'clock. And in the
eggs are QR code for we fet ticket. Got some
goodies from Kemp and kip Irish Pub. They got us
coupons for one free green beer, so free beer on them.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Nice And that's Tractor Supply in elk River. You're getting
there about seven o'clock and then you're gonna start cracking
open eggs and people are gonna win their stuff. Nice man,
thank you, thank you. Awesome, awesome, awesome. So you should
be on your way if you're in the vicinity of
Tractor Supply Company in elk River. You know where it is.
Appear in elk River and I'd say you go, Zimmerman
that whole area. I'll zip on by what.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
This is such a great chance for people to win
we Fest tickets especially. You can always win so many
cool things with us because we give away a ton
of tickets. But your odds are just so good because
that QR code is only available to the people who
get these eggs.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Hi kimlintll too, Oh hey, good morning, say I'm here
at tractor supply in Elk River. And just clarify for me,
if you would. This is supposed to be like a
dry true correct kind of. Yeah, everybody is parked. Oh
how do we get everybody to not park and just
get in like a line.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, when he gets up there, he'll he'll form a line.
He'll get everyone to form a line. Okay, yeah, yeah,
put it this way. Here's the deal. I love this
being kind of a cluster fudge because I'm in the
warm studio this morning. Well, Sam, we're hanging out and
this is Dub's problem. I'm tired. Okay, So, but he's
gonna get you an egg. What's your name?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
My name is Chris. I'm from Atzigo.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, Chris. You just get up there and say, hey,
I just talked to Chris and Sam on the phone
and I'm Chris from Motzigo and I would like an egg.
So just run up. He's on his way, he's almost there.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Okay, sounds and what does he drive? Just so I
know that.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh you'll know it when you see it. Yeah, it's
a capitle too badass vehicle.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yes, okay, well that sounds great.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Thanks so much.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
You're welcome. So much. Okay, you guys, you're on your own. Okay,
you're kind of on your own when it comes to
the parking arrangement and stuffcause we don't really what Yes, Sam, Well.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
If if anybody is sitting there chilling in that parking
lot at the tractors plying Elk River and you're just
hearing us talk about this, call us because we want
to feel included, talk to us like she did.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah. Yeah, and if you have any pictures if it
gets messy traffic wise, oh, definitely send us the pictures. Yeah,
I love that stuff. Just dm us find us on social.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Right, Yeah, you can find us on Facebook or Instagram.
Just look up Chris Carr and Company. We would love
to see some.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Pictures, yeah, especially like really nasty ones of people getting
into fights because they want an egg so bad? Is
that bad?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Or of doves looking really stressed because the line is
so big.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
We want doves really really stressed.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
So everybody go to Elk River, go to the track,
supply stress.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Out dumps, and everybody give them a great, big, long,
uncomfortable hug. Yeah. Okay, and if you're really bored, grab
us a little buttocks. I don't know they were doing
that at to both of us at the bed race
for Bridges last week. Of course they were all drunk
at that. Even so, if you guys for Drunks a
Tractor supply and al Griver this early in the morning,
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I think.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You know what other issues but Friday, baby.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
That's right, all right, So he's gonna be up there
and we're gonna get you tickets and Nittigrity Dirt Band
coming up on Cable two. All right, if you are
anywhere near the Tractor Supply Company in Algriver, Dubbs is
going to be there while the supplies last. He's got
eggs for you to crack open. You can win we
Fest tickets and more. Friends from Kemps are hugging you
up and kipps Irish publish of free Beers. That's Tractor
(15:29):
Supply Company in Elk River with Dubbs and while supplies last.
He's up there right now, coming up Nitty Gritty Dirt
Band tickets, saying goodbye to the band that kicked everything
off with fishing in the dark back in the eighties.
You winning tickets. Next, it's time to play four to score.
The next four songs are worth tickets to the nitty
gritty dirt band saying goodbye Yeah, Fishing in the Dark
and all their hits at the Fitzgerald on July seventeenth.
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Remember the next four songs and then call us at
eight sixty six win cabble two once the fourth one
starts playing. You know a little two point one cabtle two.
It's Christ start company. We are an Elk river. Well
hold on, correction, Sam and I are here in Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Parky's got a basket.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Fool of gold doves is an Elk grim hand store
is to the toll trant or supply company. Things I
think are getting messy. What's up, brother?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
They're starting to line up and it's getting bad.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh oh no, we're the only radio station that invites.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
How are you okay?
Speaker 8 (16:24):
You're getting lined tammy?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So are you gonna be Do you have some eggs
left over for people coming in you anch or? Is
it already?
Speaker 7 (16:31):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have some.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Eggs left, Okay, so a few, but yeah, this parking lot.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
If you heard me on the air earlier, I was
talking about people giving you some love. So if that happens,
just relax that.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Is why somebody pat my butt.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Thanks brother, thank you, good luck.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Doubs has your wee Fest tickets, he has free beers
to kIPS Iris Pub which we're going to be doing
an event a week from today at from Fortune six,
and he has some treats from Kemp's as well. So
thank all of the above for bringing on the goodies.
You're gonna walk out of there with something, but you
just go up, you crack open an egg, scan the
QR code and then you'll find out what you want.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's pretty cool, it's awesome, it's so fun. It's the
most valuable eggs around.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's Dove's most egg scellent adventure. And while the eggs last. Okay,
so let's not make a mess with the parking lot
of people. And that's going on well until further notice.
Will keep you post a tractor supply company in Elk
River right now with one O two point one cable two.
Just zip on out to say hi to Doves. So
you just tarned chicken fraud. That's song number two and
(17:34):
four to score. We have two more songs to play.
Song on number three is I ain't saying from Jordan
Davis just to remember the four songs in any order,
call us with them eight six six win Capital two.
We only have one more to play. Get them right,
and you're growing a nittygooty durt band. The farewell Tour
with Captle two and as Lady a Bartender one A
two point one Captal two. It's Chris Carr and company.
We that song number four in four to score for
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nittigody dirt Band tickets, saying goodbye to everyone. It's their
farewell tour. And Christina is Colle twenty two from Rogers.
If you know the last four songs, let's hear them
otherwise we got to go to college twenty three, So
get them right. What do you got?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I got a look because I put him down and
oh my gosh, okay, okay, oh okay, they are kick
and fry.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I ain't saying bartender, I'm not okay.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Nice job, Christina. You're going to a really gritty dirt fan.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You and me just fishing in the dark. We'll see
you July seventeenth at the Fitzgerald. Christina, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Okay to feel with this.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Is oh my gosh, is that a bread doves? Is
still up in Elk River heading out eggs worth Reefest
tickets and more. Tractor Supply Company and Elk River get
them while the eggs are still there. Hey you guys,
it's Chris Carrn Company. What will do? Point one came
wetle two the lights went out on dogs. We haven't
heard following and a few songs here and we know
what's going on. So I don't know if he's still alive,
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you've got on over what happened, or if he's just busy.
Last we heard there was a little semi uncontrolled chaos
and the parking lot of Tractor Supply Company and Elk
River all for good reason though, But we'd heard that
he has some eggs left over too, So he still
has some eggs. If you want to get up there,
This is your shot, Tractor Supply Company in Elk River,
Dubb's most egxcellent adventure And if somebody could check on
(19:20):
him too, that would be that would be good. Yeah,
he may just be busy. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
We need proof of life over there.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
If you can take a picture of dubs and send
it to us on our DM on our DMS, that
would be good too. Instagram, Facebook, whatever you get, whatever
you want to do. I don't care if it has
to be smoke signals. We're kind of concerned. The traffic
got pretty full, the parking lot got really full, and
he has had tractor supply company delC River giving away eggs.
Inside the eggs, you crack them open and you get
(19:47):
a QR code that's worth It could be worth we
Fest tickets, some great coupons and gift cards from Kemps
and free beer from kIPS Iris Pub, or we're gonna
be doing a live event, yeah, coming up a week
from Today's a matter of fact, four to six in
Santruis Park. It keeps ours pups.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Every single egg is a winner in some way. And
plus you have such good odds to win those WEA
Fest tickets because the only people that get that super
special QR code are the people that are getting these eggs.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Your odds are very good that you could win some
WEA Fest tickets today.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
So the thing is is we'll check out Doves later,
but to benefit for you, we have to execute the
promotion right. Even if Doves is laying in the parking
lot incapacitated. If you could just dig in his basket,
grab an egg, please, one egg per customer, and then
grab his phone. He'll and scan the QR code or
you just scan the QR code. You scan it and
it maybe as your phone, and then just kindly put
(20:37):
the empties in the empty bucket and just give him
a little patent see if he's okay.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, and maybe take a picture of him.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh yeah, take a picture of incapacitated duves on the
parking lot.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Because he's being mobbed.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Right, Yeah, Practice Supply Company in aug River. We didn't
plan this out right. You know what's cool about that
is we're not there, so it makes it fun. Jack
and I are just here just getting reports of the
chaos up there. Does this get a honestly, hey, zip
on through. Just don't run them over.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, I mean, please be nice to our good old
little though.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
He's a brand new daddy. He's got a nine month
old daughter at home.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, we're just chilling in our cozy studio.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Absolutely, he's out there, is gonads off, he's out there
freezing his eggs off.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You should be calling us right now.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Eight six six win Capitle two because we're gonna play
generational Jeopardy here in just moments. Made the best generation win.
There are no losers, and we've got a couple of
awesome concerts to pick from. Generational Jeopardy eight six six
win Capital two. It's Morgan Monday through Friday. About this
time we played Generational Jeopardy. We do this thanks to
True Stone Financial. Let's get this game on KIM one
(21:40):
O two our players to day. Aaron is a millennial
from Woodbury taking on Jesse, a gen xer from Blaine.
They both get questions from each other's generation. Somebody gets
two right and they get the go home with the
prize of their choice. Got some great concerts to pick from? Boys,
are you ready?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right, Aaron, you're the millennial. You get first crack
at this one.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
What was the first movie in the Indiana Jones series.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Raiders of the Lockout? Yes, nice job, dude, Aaron, being
that young and knowing that you're off to a good start.
Jesse the gen Xer.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
What's the name of Milana's pet pig?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
No clue, Aaron, the Millennial, It's yours to win? No idea, Okay, Aaron,
it's still yours the millennial to win it? Right now?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Who was the original host of America's Funniest Home Videos.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Bob Daggett. Yes, dude, Aaron the millennial killing it killing
it was stuff then most millennials wouldn't really know.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Nice job, brother.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Listen, do you want to go to Morgan Wade tonight
at First Avenue or we've got Alison Cross at the
Ledge Sunday June eighth? What do you pick?
Speaker 8 (22:51):
Did we do Alison Cross?
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Please?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You got it? Morgan Wade for Jesse tonight. You guys
making an awesome weekend. Thank you both, Thank you, my country.
Who's coming up? Thank you? Guess who's coming up in Ronda.
That's what she said. Today.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
We've got Lisa and Mark. They've been together for forty
four years. They're from Still forty four. Yes, I know.
They've been married for forty one years. They have two kids,
three grandkids. The game is super simple. We ask them
each five questions and see if the answers match.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yep, she goes first, hence the game. That's what she said.
Then we get Ryan or I'm sorry, then we get
him on the phone and make it happen from there.
So Lisa Mark, how well will a couple of forty
four years. I think that's our record. I think it
is dude coming up two songs away and that's what
she said. God, it's Cole Swindell forever to me, number
one for New country and the best variety of one
O two point one K two. That's what she said,
(23:39):
coming up in just a second. First, thanks, First, I
haven't heard from Doves, so I guess I'm just gonna
have to got to give you a report as to
what's going on here. Hold on, Dove's got a.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Basket fool of Dove Jiggs in hand stores to be told.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Last report. I haven't heard from them, so I'm hoping
everything's okay. Dub's most excellent adventure now Attractor Supply Company.
He's down to like the last egg or something like that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Hang on, hang on, Chris. I'm sorry to cut you off,
but I think that there's something going down in Elk
River right now. You gotta you gotta take this phone call.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hello, Hey, yeah, yeah, hey hey, Chris. This is Paul.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
I'm the man on the scene up in the Elk River.
The carnage is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh no, what's going on everywhere?
Speaker 8 (24:20):
Let me let me see if I can.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Find dubh Look, he's still standing, he's still saying it's unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
It's Viking hat still intact.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Good dude, hold on, stop is Dub's still intact?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Well partially.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That's all I need to know.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Chrick, My pockets are thorn.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
The eggs are gone, the QR codes are gone, the
beer's gone.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Everything's gone.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
The chickens, all the chickens are on the loose.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
The K one on two truck has two tires left.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's it. And then dude, actually no, it had two
tires to begin with. Don't worry about that. Thank you
so much for that live report. Okay, just get out
of there, get home safely. Thank you everyone that's showing up.
We are now officially out of eggs and Dom's most
Excellent Adventure featuring we Festigets this week and Algribber Attractor supply.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Godspeed.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Now it us time for who's playing today?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Lisa and Mark from Stillwater. They have been together for
forty four years. They've been married for forty one years.
I think this is a record for that's what she said,
for the longest a couple has been together and played
this game. They have two kids, three grandkids. They are
a beautiful couple. You can check out a picture of
them on the Chris Carr Company Facebook page. But to
play this game, they both answer five questions and we
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just see if their answers match.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, we'll start obviously with Lisa. So, Lisa, you've been
married forty one years. Wow, it's a long time. What's
the best thing about being married for forty one years?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Oh my gosh, you have like a builded best friend.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That is so sweet.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, on that note, what is the worst thing about
being married for forty one years?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh? Sa a roll.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
It's like having another child.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh Mark, Mark can be a tad imtore, not at all. No, no, no,
hence what you said. Okay, all right, Hey, what's better?
What's better, Lisa being a parent or being a grandparent?
And and why?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Oh my gosh, Well they're both great, but being a
grandparent is fabulous. Like I could do whatever I want
with them and send them on home. My granddaughter will
tell you. Grandma never says no.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You spoil rot. That's good, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
What's your favorite thing to do with Mark?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh my gosh, Sam, that's a little personal. Forty one years,
they've got kids and grandkids. What do you think they
do for pizza? They like? They like buddies over there
is still water?
Speaker 7 (27:16):
My daughter will hear that?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That being said, answer the question.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
Oh, I think just hang it out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I to enjoy hanging out with my husband.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
One more question, Lis than you're forty one years. If
you were able to say, how many times you have
you know, oh my god, how many times? Put put
a number on it lista? What do you think it is?
Speaker 7 (27:45):
How can you do that?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
You know, let's start with an average. What do you
think fifty two weeks in the year gootter sixty.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Five year calculater?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, throw a number out there at least what.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Oh, let's just say I don't have a clue.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Let's say ten thousand. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh wow, boy, I'm surprised you're still walking straight. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
All right, Lisa, Now I'm gonna get a calculator up.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, well you do that. We're gonna get Mark on
the phone. See how he does. Okay, Okay, hold the line,
all right, We're gonna get Mark on with Lisa. She
can correct him. And let's see if these two know
I'll well, they know each other after being married for
forty one years. He'll answer the questions next top a
carry Captle two, cherry under one before he cheats one
two point one Captle two. It is time to do
(28:39):
the second half of what.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Said Lisa and Mark from Stillwater Heaving together for forty
four years, married for forty one years. They have two
kids and three grandkids. Lisa already answered five questions. Now
we just got to see if Mark's answers matchup.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I just I don't. All the questions are great, but
number five, I'm just waiting for number five. All right, Mark,
say hi to your bride. Hello, honey, Hi Mark. Are
you ready for a little rendo? That's what she said.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Nobody is man, nobody is no.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Just remember nobody's got them, got them, all right. So
what's the best thing about being married for forty one
years with Lisa? Mark keV I.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Would say the best thing is kids and grandkids we've got.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
That's not what she said.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
That's not at all.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Well, the best thing for her was me. That was easy.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Lisa.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
What did you say? Do you want to let them know.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Having a built in best friend?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, there goes that great start, Mark, what's the worst
thing about being married for forty one years?
Speaker 8 (30:00):
Uh? You're not allowed to take the fifth?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
No, there's no taking the fifth here?
Speaker 8 (30:09):
I guess there's Uh, she knows every movie before I
make it. Uh, so there's no hiding anything anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
That's a great answer, Mark, But that's not what she said.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, she basically she basically said, it's like having another child.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, Mark, Okay, sorrow.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Honest, she's spot on.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What's better being a parent or a grandparent? And why Mark, I.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Gotta be careful because my kids both listen to this station.
Grand grandkids, grandkids barn so much fun and spoiling them.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, she that's what she said. You get one out
of five here so far, two more to go, Mark, Mark, what.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Do you think is Lisa's favorite thing to do with you?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (30:53):
Bring me shopping, to pay the bill and carry the bag.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh my, Yeah, it's a great answer. However, that's not
what she said.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
That was the right answer. That's what I should have said.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
This game isn't called what I should have said.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
What did she say?
Speaker 7 (31:13):
I don't Oh, I what did I say? Just hanging
out with you? I couldn't think of anything.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, she just likes hanging out with you. Okay, this
is the doozy now, Mark, in your forty one years,
in your forty one years of marriage, Lisa knows what's covin. Mark.
If you were to say how many times you two
have you know, gotten funky? How many times would you
say in forty one years and.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Forty one years?
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Yeah, let's see, that's forty one birthday.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
Oh boy, just great. Not what she said.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
That's not what she said. Not no, no, because I
think that's only eighty two when you add that up, Mark,
and she she has uh, she has ten thousand. So
you may have you may have some questions to answer that.
We can't handle lot on the air. But if she's right,
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you're a very blessed man. Mark. I will say that, Well,
if I.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
Throw her at her birthday, that adds another forty one.
But I'm not getting to ten thous Oh no.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Well you know what, Hey, guys, you got another forty
one years to work on it, so or more all
of eternity. Thank you for being on. That's what she said.
Speaker 8 (32:36):
Hey. Hey, thanks yep? Hey one O two is our country?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh I love it? Hey, By the way, if you
do the math, that's that's two hundred and forty three
times a year. According to Lisa, two hundred and forty
three times a year. Those two are like bunny racks.
How do you get on? That's what she said, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Gosh, just send us a message to the Chris Carr
Company Facebook page or Instagram. We would absolutely love to
hear from you and get you on the show. So
just reach out.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
That's a couple of forty one years. They got one right,
one right, and we had a couple that were at
like for two years what earlier this ye not even
married yet. They got four rights. So this game could
go any direction. Hey, kid Rock Tickets, just call us
when you know the next two songs. The first one
is American Kids. It's the two songs showdown. You know
how it works, kid rock Tickets up for grabs. We
call it twenty two. After the second one plays, you'll
(33:22):
know both songs. Call us with them eight six six,
win Cable two and get them right and you go
on to kid Rye. So if you missed it earlier,
Dubs ran out of eggs. Those eggs did the last
two long he was up attractor supply company in Elk River,
and those eggs are gone now in Dub's Most Eggxcellent Adventure.
We are going to be someplace next week and we
may be able to tell you before the end of
(33:43):
the show. I che yeah, Well, we're working on yeah.
But this morning here was another cluster fudge when it
came to traffic, this farting, so we may they have
to reorder. We have to organize before we throw it
into the next week. But just think a little bit
further to the east this time we went further away. Yes,
today for much further to the east for Dub's Most
(34:03):
Excellent Adventure and the concert tickets out he'll have next
week inside those eggs with Cable two. But it's done
for two days. But we're not done. We've got wild
tickets coming up. Lots of cool things to talk about
right now. For the last two songs, Dan from Blaine,
if you could tell us what they are for kid
rock tickets.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
A bar song and American Kids.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
You going to kid rock but man a target center.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Nice job. Oh, thank you That week Saturday, March twenty second.
We'll see you there, dude.
Speaker 8 (34:32):
Thank you, Dan, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Thank you so much. K one O two is my
country telling up at about eighth eight, Would you go
to this place on a first date? On Cabble two
best quote of the morning off the air on this
show moments ago, And you know what you just said,
I'm deaf, Like I could just ask for forgiveness.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
I'm like, oh, the rest of us can't.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Because I'm Lutheran.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I'm just I'm just going in a handbasket. The Lutherans knew.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Sam just said moments to go before cracking the mic.
Well I'm Catholic. I can just ask for forgets. It's like, no,
it doesn't work that way. It's like I want to
go kill somebody, but I'm gonna ask forgiveness. And I
was gonna be all right as long as I just
had a pre orchestrated.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Well, I'm not talking about murder.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
On another note, we are cruise long commercial free thanks
to my friends at Pella Windows and Doors of Minnesota.
I love you, Pella. Thank you for the warmth this
winter because of you. Would you go to this place
on a first date? I did, but I'll let you
tell the story that shocks me. I did.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I didn't know I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I didn't know how it was blindsided one and this
was a long time ago, and it wasn't with my wife.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Okay, my question is for the world, would you go
to a wedding as a first date? Because to me,
I think that's a little weird. But I can also
see how some guys or girls or whatever would do
this because then they don't have to worry about paying
for dinner.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
You got free food.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, that was that was a cool thing about it.
But I went on a first date with a girl
and we went to a wedding. She said, wears something nice.
I'm like, what's like something nice? I'm a disc jockey.
Me wearing pants and some type of a shirt is nice.
Some fabric on me is nice? What do you want
me or She goes, well, if you could wear a suit,
(36:18):
I'm going where the world are we going? She goes,
you'll find out, Like I'm not thinking, okay, maybe wow,
like she's loaded. We're going to like a nice steak
joint or something. I was thinking like Ruth Chris or
something like that, or Nanny's or whatever. H we went
to a wedding. She surprised you rave she surprised me,
and she took me to a wedding. The whole time
I'm thinking, like, how do I get out of this car.
(36:38):
I don't know why I was so freaked out about
it was just like a wedding on a first date.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
It's weird. It is weird because you go there and
everybody's looking at you.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's like who's she with?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, It's like who's that guy?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
And then you also wonder who was supposed to be
her plus one, because clearly this wedding was planned. Probably
the seat and everything.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
She was hot.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I wonder that. I wonder that because she probably originally
had a differ plus one and now she kicked that one.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Never even thank you. I never thought of that until
this moment. That was years ago. I now want to
engage in conversation with us.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I want to talk to this person. I have so
many questions. I want to talk to someone now. I
want to Yeah, who brings a date a first date
to a wedding? There's so many weird.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
She she was goofy though, I mean she was a
lot of fun. She was really goofy. She's just really goofy.
She did silly things. We didn't date that long. Obviously,
we went to a wedding on the first date. I mean,
what's the next one? A funeral? You know? I mean
I just felt really uncomfortable and out of place, and
like because she knew all these people, and then there's me,
you know, and all these work people coming up going
so how long are YouTube? I'm like, actually, I'm kind
(37:45):
of don't even remember her first name because that was
really bad names to them, Like, I really don't remember.
I did know her last name, I mean, I know
anything about her, and here I am at a wedding.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
What a terrible first date?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
What would be a worse location for a first date?
Because it's got to be a funeral, right.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
A first date? What about going to like a hospital
to witness the death of a family member? That would
be Hey, before we go off for feza, can we
stop up my grandma's dying at university hospital? Can we
go in? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I like watching that.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
You're right, that's the way.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Come up with something. Don't condemn. And by the way,
I can ask for forgiveness too. I maybe Lutheran, but
we get we get in one way ticket to God too.
Oh so can people are you asking people a post
on our socials and just let us know, yeh, would
you go out on a first date? Mine was blindsided.
I didn't know. I had no idea that we were
(38:43):
going to a wedding on a first date. I'll never
ever forget it. It was crazy and she was she
was loopy. She was she was a crazy girl. I
mean she was nice in fun, she was a blat
what what thank you? How long is your laundry list
of forgiveness at the end of the day, the shots.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
That I take from you, the end of each segment
with you.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
We're gonna have to get a priest do on standby
in here? Yes, so post on our Facebook game to
let us know if that's a little too much going
on or what's worse than that? I want to know
what's worse than that? What's worse than going on a
first date at a wedding? What would be worse?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I think I'm gonna ask that question too. I already
asked on the Chris car Company Facebook page, where do
you go to a wedding as a first date? But
now I'm gonna ask what would be worse?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Hey, give us a couple of songs here. What man
would sign up for this? I don't know one guy
in the world that would fall for this or that
would do this. I mean they might do it for
fun for a minute, but they would not do it
that long. And that ad is coming up in two songs,
and I can't wait. I hope Doves gets back in
time for this. Coming up on Cabble Tier as danis
j Bigger Houses one to two point one Cabtle two.
(39:50):
It's Chris Carrn Company. Doves is back. Doves just just
got back. He's getting his equipment on right now in
our other studio here and ready two partis Sam Yes,
go ahead at by the way, Wild Tickets coming up
as Doves is getting ready. Wild Tickets coming up four
to score at eight thirty on Cable two.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Chris, you're a parent.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I am you are? And Doves is a parent. Yes,
you both have beautiful wives who have given you.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
The gift of children, right, A couple of them.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah. So they carry those babies, and they birthed those babies,
they went through all of that. Don't you feel just
a little bit curious what that birthing process feels like
and what labor pains feel.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Like, no, really do you know? I don't either.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
You don't you don't feel compelled to experience that yourself
and maybe go through it all so that you can
really empathize with your wife and that experience.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
After seeing what I've seen in that whole deal, and
I'd still say, no, no, no, go for me.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Really, you're not even curious, No, not one bit o
not really that's too bad.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
But we're there, and I thank god we are guys
and men and the men that we are because we
were there for them. I mean when they were going
through that. You know, Dubs and I. It's difficult. There's
nothing more difficult. What are you smiling at? I've just
listened seeing your bride in pain that hurts more than
even being.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
And I bet that it's just so hard just be there.
And it's very lay on, like a really uncomfortable couch.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Just oh, I am in a hospital couch survivor.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
They make those couches, those little cots in there for
the guys to sleep. They make them that way. Oh
that's paid back. It's like half your body size your
body with and it's like there's no cushion, right, and
you sit there and it's like or lay there and
it's it's impossible. You can't get any sleep. It's very
very difficult. Meanwhile, your bride is, you know, after the
(41:51):
baby and nice and comfortable in that nice big bed
and all that kind of stuff, and the baby and
you can't even hold a baby on those cots, those
little things that they have, those benches that they for
the guys. You can't even hold your newborn child. It's
very difficult to do that. You have just you have
to stand up.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Wow, you just stand you.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah, wow, what an awful traumatic experience for you. I'm
going toward my eventual goal of getting YouTube to hook
yourselves up to this machine that will simulate labor paints
so that you can feel it all the way through
a progression of like contractions starting and then the ultimate
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ring of fire moment when that baby is.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
That's what they call it.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yes, yes, they call it when the baby when the
baby's head is coming out, and it's a like peak awfulness.
It's the ring of fire because you feel like you're
on fire peak awfulness.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
That's the beautiful part.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah, of course you're gonna say that. One of the
watermelon coming out between your legs.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Did you just call my kids watermelons?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I never felt closer to God than when those kids
came out. Seriously, I felt so blessed his most wonderful experienced.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I'm sure your wife also felt close to God when
she thought she was going to die because it hurt
so bad.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So what are you asking of us now?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I'm asking you if you would do this, if you
would hook yourselves up to one of these simulators where
it stimulates that feeling and it makes you feel like
you're giving birth.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Without the glory of actually getting a child at the
end of it.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
A translator was she asking us to simulate childbirth?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yes, no, like you're going to feel the pain, not
like pretend.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Who would want to do that?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
A lot of dudes are okay, guys.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
If I did that, Okay, if I did that.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Do you want to do a kid I want to
do it.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Do you want to do a kicked in the nuts simulator?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
What do you think? Yeah? Yeah, we'll share.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I was gonna say that's fine. I would rather get
kicked to the nuts than go through that.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I don't know. I don't know outside of where that
child would come out and what opening. It would pick
on a guy, which I don't know how that would
work exactly. There are few worse feelings than getting kids there.
And you wait until your daughter is old enough. Because
she's only nine months right now, when you guys start
wrestling and tickling and playing and stuff, she's gonna I mean,
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she'll figure that spot out. Boom, she'll I mean, she'll
do it naturally. It wasn't just walking by. Yeah, they do,
they do, or they just come running at you.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
You know, they just give you.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
That's why God gave us those. So answer your question.
What was the question.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Againaima, I'd be afraid, really myself.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
You never heard that people do that.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
That's the last thing I'd be afraid of. I don't
even care about that. I'd be more afraid of the pain.
Do we care about what comes out?
Speaker 4 (45:02):
There would be a lot of F bombs for me
coming out, a lot of f bombs.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
And that cast came out that way, They're like, hey,
i'm e's what's up?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Cut me in there for nine months?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
It's going on. Listen to mom, bitch.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I couldn't get away.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Hey, you got a country update
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Single Saturday Night, Getting you Home, I'm Gonna love you.
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filled in on things right now locally here in Minnesota,
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
What's Up brought to you by Northern One Hour Heating
and Air. The Vikings did not place a franchise tag
on Sam Darnold. That means that unless they come up
with some last minute deal, he is going to hit
free agency. I don't know if you know the outlook
for him as a free agent or is looking really good.
I don't know, so we'll have to wait and see.
But so far, it looks like the Vikings are not
making a move on keeping him here. There's a daylight
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saving time daylight saving time change that's being considered by
Minnesota lawmakers with a whole stop the clock bill. Basically,
they want to make it so that we don't change
the clocks here in Minnesota, because you may be aware
we're changing the clocks this.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Weekend, but you mean stop it after this, not before. Yeah,
there's no way, I don't stuck in the dark.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
No, they wouldn't have it, well, they wouldn't have it
sorted out in time for this Sunday anyway, but they're
at least talking about it. And oh, I just want
to stop changing the clock.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What I'm saying is just they have six months, so
just let it go through this one and then don't
do that thing in the fall.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I honestly do that. I don't care which one we
land on.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't. I just don't.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I like it really light late in the summer. I
think that's really cool. I love it like we're seeing
the sun go down in the nine o'clock. I just
think that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Whichever one it is, pick one to stick with it,
because I'm tired of changing the clocks. We will adapt.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Dubs is off to h Elk River Here is going
to be a tractor supply company, Dub's Most Eggxcellent Adventure
with Wefest tickets, free beers, nothing like that before seven
in the morning, right. Actually it's for our event next
week and he's hooking you up with some stuff from
Kemp's too. Thank you to all of the above, and
you're winning when you're cracking open Egg's Tractor Supply and
Elk River Study at seven this morning with Dubs and
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his most Excellent Adventure with kaevon o Chwo from.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Let's See What's Happening in Country news Today. Good ever way,
it's the case you want all.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Two country minute sponsored by Comfort Matters Heating in Air.
It's dubs so Ingrid Andres. In a recent interview, she
talked about her infamous Anthem moment. She said that she
felt like America's punching bag, that she became away to
unite America. It was like, at least we can all
agree that this girl watched the anthem.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
And then in a recent interview.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Jelly Roll he made everyone crack up talking about his
weight loss journey.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
No man, I was so fat.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I have lost all of this weight and gonna lose
another one hundred pounds.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
The best part is I was so fat that I'm
still fat Audia.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Either way, Jelly It's dubs. A more Chris Carr and
Company coming out.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Brentley bottoms up one or two point one kimblele two
doves on his way up to track to supply company
in Elk River. He's handing Elk eggs. Crack open the
eggs and in them are QR codes for we Fest tickets,
free beers, a kIPS Iris public week from today, when
we're doing our little pre party or a little party
for Saint Patti's Day and some great stuff from KEMPS
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that's coming up at seven o'clock. You'll start handing Hi
about tractor supply company in Elk River. Just want to
start forming a line. He'll get you taken care of. Hi, Sam, Hello,
you demand to talk about this?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What finally, finally we're talking about this. I'm so excited.
I'm not why why are you not excited about?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Tell everybody?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
So, scientists are editing the genes of mice to create
wooly mice.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Which is when you think of wooly you thinking like
like the wooly mammon, like.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
The wooly mammoth. So basically what they're doing is they're
on this quest to bring back the wooly mammoth. And
how they would do that because why not?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
No, why why bring a Why bring you a species back?
It's extinct?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Maybe for a reason, a bunch of mad scientists trying
to find something fun to do, probably.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
But why they're doing it to a mouse?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
So they're starting with a mouse, I think because it's.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Small mouse going to get around with them those great
big tusks coming.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
So they didn't do the tusks part. But what they
did is they took a mouse, and they took the like,
they basically did gene editing of the mouse and they
changed like seven different genes or something.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
So that's where it starts to get a little questionable.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
But basically they changed some jeans of the mouse so
that instead of having dark fur, it has golden fur.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Instead of having short fur, it has long, shaggy fur.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Why is this gonna cure cancer? Well, I mean that's fine,
but let's not do this. This is then they're gonna
have these things in your house. I already have mice
in my house. I get them from time to time.
I don't want them getting exaggerated. I don't want them
getting bigger. I don't want them growing horns. I don't
want wooly mice in my house. I don't want any
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mice in my house.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Chris, they're so cute.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Mice can be kind of cute until they get in
your house. Well, this is just another option for for
nature to throw something in my house because they're gonna
want to be warm, right, Yeah, they're gonna They're gonna
wind up in my home and they start pooping everywhere,
and then they die and they wreak the high heaven.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
The next step would be to make them more cold resistant,
like the wooly mammoths are I guess, which would also
create some problems.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Why why are they doing it?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Because their goal is to eventually like edit the genes
of elephants to recreate wooly mammoths that are like not
even distinguishable between I don't know, like well the actual
old wooly mammoths.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And then what they would create today. That's their goal.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Did anybody not watch did they not watch Jurassic Park?
That's the concern this end well, and this is if
If that's the goal, that's what's going to happen, Right,
They're not going to stop there. They're gonna get bored.
These are people like me. They start doing something and
then they keep doing it, Yeah, because they get bored.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's people get bored doing this.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And then it starts with a firecracker and then it
goes it gets to a stick of dynamite. That's what happens.
Then you start, you will go from losing one finger
to lose in your life.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This is people like us, Chris, except they're really really,
really smart and they have access to all these different
scientific things.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I don't blame them for their curiosity and everything, but
they're going to create Jurassic Park. They are. We're gonna
have Tyrannosaurus wrecks coming around, like we're up on the
fifth floor here, and they're going to be peering in
our window and they're gonna gobble you up. And it
all starts through the little cute wooly those cute little
wooly mices. Little mices are going to turn into the
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t Rex and then we're gonna be in trouble. They're
going to create some kind of dinosaur breed that nobody
that there's a reason got God got rid of them
in the first once.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Their goal is to recreate the mammoth, the Dodo bird,
and the Tasmanian tiger.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Okay, the Dodo bird would be kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't know if you can be okay with something now.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I know, the Dodo bird, If it's not really too
aggressive of a Dodo bird, that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm kind of worried about the tiger situation. What if
they bring back a new I don't think tiger.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yes see, I just don't think we need that. If
they start making cougars, I'm all for it. That'd be
kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Cougar's are already out there prowling around.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I know, give us a couple of songs. We're going
to tell you why people are buying these things. It's
the stupidest thing on the planet. This is almost as
dumb as the wooly mice. This is right up there,
except somebody's making a ton of money doing this. But
you can easily do this at home, you guys, it's
so easy coming up on KOO two just to coup them.
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What what? What are you laughing at myself? Why it's
Cody Johnson, carry into it. I'm gonna love you one
two point one K two. It's Chris Carr and company.
Would you wear them? Would you wear No?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Everyone's talking about They said this thing was not gonna
take off six months ago, and look people are buying
them and they're running out of them one legged pants.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I don't think I'll ever wear these. It makes no
sense to me. I don't care how popular they get.
This looks so stupid. It's basically shorts on one side,
long pants on the other, and it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
They're four hundred and forty dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Why you're paying for half the fabric?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Are the normal pants eight hundred and eighty dollars, then
they better be. But what I don't get If you
want these, why wouldn't you go to Kohl's or wherever
right and buy a pair of pants, these one legged
pants that are super popular right now, By the way,
I've never seen anyone wear them around. Here's the popular.
But it's been the last six months and we're in Minnesota. Yeah,
so I doubt you know, most people, if they're wearing them,
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they're probably wearing them down south, right, and they don't.
It doesn't look bad because I see them on women.
I haven't seen a dude wear yet, but some of
the gals that I've seen wearing them is like, you know,
it's betther than i'd look wearing them. You know, they
get you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Because the only people you've really seen wear them is
like models on the runway and hot Instagram influencers.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, it's pretty the only people who were wearing them.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I don't keep it that way too.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, I don't know that there's any normal people putting
these on. They look ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What is the point. It's just fashion, but what what
is can you but you can't switch legs? You have
to buy two pairs if you want to expose your
right leg Yep. Now, the thing I do get like
if somebody has some issue with one of their legs,
then they want to wear shorts. But they can't wear
shorts because maybe they don't like the way one of
their legs.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Looks for it, maybe that you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
So then they I don't know, but they want to
show off their legs, then they show off the one.
But wouldn't you think they'd be like, Okay, what's up
with the other legs? If you're a judge battle guy?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, I still think this looks just ridiculous. Like I'm
looking at pictures of this.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Did you post this by the way, I'll post.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It right now, Yeah, so that people can see this
for themselves. It just looks a little ridiculous. I am.
I kind of.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Blame Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I think did she do this?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
She hasn't worn these like jeans or pants, but what
she has is on her during her erastore, she had
an outfit.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I saw that.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah, that was one.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
It was her reputation bodysuit that she wor dering.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
That this is Taylor Swift inspired. Most likely.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
I didn't see this pop up anywhere until that.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, six months ago. This was a blip on the air.
We talked about it briefly. We just said, here's the
latest stupid thing people are doing. They're buying pants for
four hundred and forty dollars and have only one pant leg.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And now people are doing it. Listen, go if you
want to try this, fine, but go buy some cheap
jeans and then chop off the other side. I don't
understand why you would pay so much money for this.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And you could have somebody if you don't know what
you're doing, Like me, I would cut off. If I
wanted to do this, I would cut off one leg
and then I well, not one leg, pant leg.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm gonna try to keep all of my append Yeah
that's good, but you can just have then somebody put
it under a machine and sew up hammet. Is that
what the word is? What's the word?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
You know?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah? Yeah? Like if it's so, it's not a cutoff
look or I have a fringy look on the other side, what.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
For you want to do? I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I just think this is kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
They look quality, like the pairs that they're selling are
I think, high quality jeans. But people, why would you
spend over four hundred dollars for something that's like a
blip of a trend. You're gonna buy these, put them
on for a picture or a video because it's funny, and
then you're done.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, and then they're gonna sit in your closet for
the next twenty years.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well maybe the people that do that have the money
to spare and they don't care. I mean, and now
just to shame people, just to be sanctimonious, or you
can donate it to the Red Cross or something. Board
At forty dollars, there's death and destruction in the world.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You're paying for half a g half of a pant.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, you can buy really really really nice jeans for
a quarter of them.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
So are they pants or is it a pant? It's
a pant.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
We found the we've wound the.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Pant then marketed this thing all wrong. It's called one
legged pants. No, it's a pant. It's just a pant.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
They took out the plural of the pants.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
They get up and see Doves. He's on his way,
Dove's most excellent Adventure and Elk River Tractor Supply Company,
and he has your eggs. He's got a whole bunch
of eggs. And inside those eggs are everything from Weefest
tickets to free beer from Kipps Iris Pub and even
some awesome gift certificates to Kemps. Are friends at Kemp's.
Because it's gonna be like sixty over the weekend, you
can be wanting some ice cream, really cool stuff. Every
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egg has a little something in it for you. Tractor
Supply Company and Elk River of dubs at seven. That's
Old Dominion Hotel keep number one for New Country in
the Best Variety one on two point one, kle two.
What are we up to this morning? I'll tell you
what we're up to this morning. We are up to something.
It's Dove's most extravagant Lub's got a backt full of
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door and or excellent adventures in hand stores to be told.
All right, what's the up day? Brother?
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Hey Chrit, I am on my way to the tractor.
Why I'm cruising down one sixty nine right now, and
I got one hundred and two eggs with me. I
will see everybody there at seven o'clock. And in the
eggs are QR code for we fet ticket. Got some
goodies from Kemp and kip Irish Pub. They got us
coupons for one free green beer, so free beer on them.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Nice And that's Tractor Supply in elk River. You're getting
there about seven o'clock and then you're gonna start cracking
open eggs and people are gonna win their stuff. Nice man,
thank you, thank you. Awesome, awesome, awesome. So you should
be on your way if you're in the vicinity of
Tractor Supply Company in elk River. You know where it is.
Appear in elk River and I'd say you go, Zimmerman
that whole area. I'll zip on by what.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
This is such a great chance for people to win
we Fest tickets especially. You can always win so many
cool things with us because we give away a ton
of tickets. But your odds are just so good because
that QR code is only available to the people who
get these eggs.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Hi kimlintll too, Oh hey, good morning, say I'm here
at tractor supply in Elk River. And just clarify for me,
if you would. This is supposed to be like a
dry true correct kind of. Yeah, everybody is parked. Oh
how do we get everybody to not park and just
get in like a line.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, when he gets up there, he'll he'll form a line.
He'll get everyone to form a line. Okay, yeah, yeah,
put it this way. Here's the deal. I love this
being kind of a cluster fudge because I'm in the
warm studio this morning. Well, Sam, we're hanging out and
this is Dub's problem. I'm tired. Okay, So, but he's
gonna get you an egg. What's your name?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
My name is Chris. I'm from Atzigo.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Okay, Chris. You just get up there and say, hey,
I just talked to Chris and Sam on the phone
and I'm Chris from Motzigo and I would like an egg.
So just run up. He's on his way, he's almost there.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Okay, sounds and what does he drive? Just so I
know that.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Oh you'll know it when you see it. Yeah, it's
a capitle too badass vehicle.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Yes, okay, well that sounds great.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Thanks so much.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
You're welcome. So much. Okay, you guys, you're on your own. Okay,
you're kind of on your own when it comes to
the parking arrangement and stuffcause we don't really what Yes, Sam, Well.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
If if anybody is sitting there chilling in that parking
lot at the tractors plying Elk River and you're just
hearing us talk about this, call us because we want
to feel included, talk to us like she did.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah. Yeah, and if you have any pictures if it
gets messy traffic wise, oh, definitely send us the pictures. Yeah,
I love that stuff. Just dm us find us on social.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Right, Yeah, you can find us on Facebook or Instagram.
Just look up Chris Carr and Company. We would love
to see some.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Pictures, yeah, especially like really nasty ones of people getting
into fights because they want an egg so bad? Is
that bad?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Or of doves looking really stressed because the line is
so big.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
We want doves really really stressed.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
So everybody go to Elk River, go to the track,
supply stress.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Out dumps, and everybody give them a great, big, long,
uncomfortable hug. Yeah. Okay, and if you're really bored, grab
us a little buttocks. I don't know they were doing
that at to both of us at the bed race
for Bridges last week. Of course they were all drunk
at that. Even so, if you guys for Drunks a
Tractor supply and al Griver this early in the morning,
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I think.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
You know what other issues but Friday, baby.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
That's right, all right, So he's gonna be up there
and we're gonna get you tickets and Nittigrity Dirt Band
coming up on Cable two. All right, if you are
anywhere near the Tractor Supply Company in Algriver, Dubbs is
going to be there while the supplies last. He's got
eggs for you to crack open. You can win we
Fest tickets and more. Friends from Kemps are hugging you
up and kipps Irish publish of free Beers. That's Tractor
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Supply Company in Elk River with Dubbs and while supplies last.
He's up there right now, coming up Nitty Gritty Dirt
Band tickets, saying goodbye to the band that kicked everything
off with fishing in the dark back in the eighties.
You winning tickets. Next, it's time to play four to score.
The next four songs are worth tickets to the nitty
gritty dirt band saying goodbye Yeah, Fishing in the Dark
and all their hits at the Fitzgerald on July seventeenth.
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Remember the next four songs and then call us at
eight sixty six win cabble two once the fourth one
starts playing. You know a little two point one cabtle two.
It's Christ start company. We are an Elk river. Well
hold on, correction, Sam and I are here in Saint Louis.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Parky's got a basket.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Fool of gold doves is an Elk grim hand store
is to the toll trant or supply company. Things I
think are getting messy. What's up, brother?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
They're starting to line up and it's getting bad.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Oh oh no, we're the only radio station that invites.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
How are you okay?
Speaker 8 (16:24):
You're getting lined tammy?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
So are you gonna be Do you have some eggs
left over for people coming in you anch or? Is
it already?
Speaker 7 (16:31):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have some.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Eggs left, Okay, so a few, but yeah, this parking lot.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
If you heard me on the air earlier, I was
talking about people giving you some love. So if that happens,
just relax that.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Is why somebody pat my butt.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Thanks brother, thank you, good luck.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Doubs has your wee Fest tickets, he has free beers
to kIPS Iris Pub which we're going to be doing
an event a week from today at from Fortune six,
and he has some treats from Kemp's as well. So
thank all of the above for bringing on the goodies.
You're gonna walk out of there with something, but you
just go up, you crack open an egg, scan the
QR code and then you'll find out what you want.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
It's pretty cool, it's awesome, it's so fun. It's the
most valuable eggs around.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
It's Dove's most egg scellent adventure. And while the eggs last. Okay,
so let's not make a mess with the parking lot
of people. And that's going on well until further notice.
Will keep you post a tractor supply company in Elk
River right now with one O two point one cable two.
Just zip on out to say hi to Doves. So
you just tarned chicken fraud. That's song number two and
(17:34):
four to score. We have two more songs to play.
Song on number three is I ain't saying from Jordan
Davis just to remember the four songs in any order,
call us with them eight six six win Capital two.
We only have one more to play. Get them right,
and you're growing a nittygooty durt band. The farewell Tour
with Captle two and as Lady a Bartender one A
two point one Captal two. It's Chris Carr and company.
We that song number four in four to score for
(17:56):
nittigody dirt Band tickets, saying goodbye to everyone. It's their
farewell tour. And Christina is Colle twenty two from Rogers.
If you know the last four songs, let's hear them
otherwise we got to go to college twenty three, So
get them right. What do you got?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (18:08):
I got a look because I put him down and
oh my gosh, okay, okay, oh okay, they are kick
and fry.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
I ain't saying bartender, I'm not okay.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Nice job, Christina. You're going to a really gritty dirt fan.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
You and me just fishing in the dark. We'll see
you July seventeenth at the Fitzgerald. Christina, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 7 (18:37):
Okay to feel with this.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Is oh my gosh, is that a bread doves? Is
still up in Elk River heading out eggs worth Reefest
tickets and more. Tractor Supply Company and Elk River get
them while the eggs are still there. Hey you guys,
it's Chris Carrn Company. What will do? Point one came
wetle two the lights went out on dogs. We haven't
heard following and a few songs here and we know
what's going on. So I don't know if he's still alive,
(18:59):
you've got on over what happened, or if he's just busy.
Last we heard there was a little semi uncontrolled chaos
and the parking lot of Tractor Supply Company and Elk
River all for good reason though, But we'd heard that
he has some eggs left over too, So he still
has some eggs. If you want to get up there,
This is your shot, Tractor Supply Company in Elk River,
Dubb's most egxcellent adventure And if somebody could check on
(19:20):
him too, that would be that would be good. Yeah,
he may just be busy. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
We need proof of life over there.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
If you can take a picture of dubs and send
it to us on our DM on our DMS, that
would be good too. Instagram, Facebook, whatever you get, whatever
you want to do. I don't care if it has
to be smoke signals. We're kind of concerned. The traffic
got pretty full, the parking lot got really full, and
he has had tractor supply company delC River giving away eggs.
Inside the eggs, you crack them open and you get
(19:47):
a QR code that's worth It could be worth we
Fest tickets, some great coupons and gift cards from Kemps
and free beer from kIPS Iris Pub, or we're gonna
be doing a live event, yeah, coming up a week
from Today's a matter of fact, four to six in
Santruis Park. It keeps ours pups.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Every single egg is a winner in some way. And
plus you have such good odds to win those WEA
Fest tickets because the only people that get that super
special QR code are the people that are getting these eggs.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Your odds are very good that you could win some
WEA Fest tickets today.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
So the thing is is we'll check out Doves later,
but to benefit for you, we have to execute the
promotion right. Even if Doves is laying in the parking
lot incapacitated. If you could just dig in his basket,
grab an egg, please, one egg per customer, and then
grab his phone. He'll and scan the QR code or
you just scan the QR code. You scan it and
it maybe as your phone, and then just kindly put
(20:37):
the empties in the empty bucket and just give him
a little patent see if he's okay.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yeah, and maybe take a picture of him.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh yeah, take a picture of incapacitated duves on the
parking lot.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Because he's being mobbed.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Right, Yeah, Practice Supply Company in aug River. We didn't
plan this out right. You know what's cool about that
is we're not there, so it makes it fun. Jack
and I are just here just getting reports of the
chaos up there. Does this get a honestly, hey, zip
on through. Just don't run them over.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, I mean, please be nice to our good old
little though.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
He's a brand new daddy. He's got a nine month
old daughter at home.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, we're just chilling in our cozy studio.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Absolutely, he's out there, is gonads off, he's out there
freezing his eggs off.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You should be calling us right now.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Eight six six win Capitle two because we're gonna play
generational Jeopardy here in just moments. Made the best generation win.
There are no losers, and we've got a couple of
awesome concerts to pick from. Generational Jeopardy eight six six
win Capital two. It's Morgan Monday through Friday. About this
time we played Generational Jeopardy. We do this thanks to
True Stone Financial. Let's get this game on KIM one
(21:40):
O two our players to day. Aaron is a millennial
from Woodbury taking on Jesse, a gen xer from Blaine.
They both get questions from each other's generation. Somebody gets
two right and they get the go home with the
prize of their choice. Got some great concerts to pick from? Boys,
are you ready?
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
All right, Aaron, you're the millennial. You get first crack
at this one.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
What was the first movie in the Indiana Jones series.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Raiders of the Lockout? Yes, nice job, dude, Aaron, being
that young and knowing that you're off to a good start.
Jesse the gen Xer.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
What's the name of Milana's pet pig?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
No clue, Aaron, the Millennial, It's yours to win? No idea, Okay, Aaron,
it's still yours the millennial to win it? Right now?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Who was the original host of America's Funniest Home Videos.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Bob Daggett. Yes, dude, Aaron the millennial killing it killing
it was stuff then most millennials wouldn't really know.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Nice job, brother.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Listen, do you want to go to Morgan Wade tonight
at First Avenue or we've got Alison Cross at the
Ledge Sunday June eighth? What do you pick?
Speaker 8 (22:51):
Did we do Alison Cross?
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Please?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
You got it? Morgan Wade for Jesse tonight. You guys
making an awesome weekend. Thank you both, Thank you, my country.
Who's coming up? Thank you? Guess who's coming up in Ronda.
That's what she said. Today.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
We've got Lisa and Mark. They've been together for forty
four years. They're from Still forty four. Yes, I know.
They've been married for forty one years. They have two kids,
three grandkids. The game is super simple. We ask them
each five questions and see if the answers match.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yep, she goes first, hence the game. That's what she said.
Then we get Ryan or I'm sorry, then we get
him on the phone and make it happen from there.
So Lisa Mark, how well will a couple of forty
four years. I think that's our record. I think it
is dude coming up two songs away and that's what
she said. God, it's Cole Swindell forever to me, number
one for New country and the best variety of one
O two point one K two. That's what she said,
(23:39):
coming up in just a second. First, thanks, First, I
haven't heard from Doves, so I guess I'm just gonna
have to got to give you a report as to
what's going on here. Hold on, Dove's got a.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Basket fool of Dove Jiggs in hand stores to be told.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Last report. I haven't heard from them, so I'm hoping
everything's okay. Dub's most excellent adventure now Attractor Supply Company.
He's down to like the last egg or something like that.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Hang on, hang on, Chris. I'm sorry to cut you off,
but I think that there's something going down in Elk
River right now. You gotta you gotta take this phone call.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hello, Hey, yeah, yeah, hey hey, Chris. This is Paul.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
I'm the man on the scene up in the Elk River.
The carnage is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Oh no, what's going on everywhere?
Speaker 8 (24:20):
Let me let me see if I can.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Find dubh Look, he's still standing, he's still saying it's unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
It's Viking hat still intact.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Good dude, hold on, stop is Dub's still intact?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Well partially.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
That's all I need to know.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Chrick, My pockets are thorn.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
The eggs are gone, the QR codes are gone, the
beer's gone.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Everything's gone.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
The chickens, all the chickens are on the loose.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
The K one on two truck has two tires left.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's it. And then dude, actually no, it had two
tires to begin with. Don't worry about that. Thank you
so much for that live report. Okay, just get out
of there, get home safely. Thank you everyone that's showing up.
We are now officially out of eggs and Dom's most
Excellent Adventure featuring we Festigets this week and Algribber Attractor supply.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Godspeed.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Now it us time for who's playing today?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Lisa and Mark from Stillwater. They have been together for
forty four years. They've been married for forty one years.
I think this is a record for that's what she said,
for the longest a couple has been together and played
this game. They have two kids, three grandkids. They are
a beautiful couple. You can check out a picture of
them on the Chris Carr Company Facebook page. But to
play this game, they both answer five questions and we
(25:42):
just see if their answers match.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, we'll start obviously with Lisa. So, Lisa, you've been
married forty one years. Wow, it's a long time. What's
the best thing about being married for forty one years?
Speaker 7 (25:53):
Oh my gosh, you have like a builded best friend.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
That is so sweet.
Speaker 7 (26:00):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, on that note, what is the worst thing about
being married for forty one years?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh? Sa a roll.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
It's like having another child.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh Mark, Mark can be a tad imtore, not at all. No, no, no,
hence what you said. Okay, all right, Hey, what's better?
What's better, Lisa being a parent or being a grandparent?
And and why?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Oh my gosh, Well they're both great, but being a
grandparent is fabulous. Like I could do whatever I want
with them and send them on home. My granddaughter will
tell you. Grandma never says no.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
You spoil rot. That's good, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
What's your favorite thing to do with Mark?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Oh my gosh, Sam, that's a little personal. Forty one years,
they've got kids and grandkids. What do you think they
do for pizza? They like? They like buddies over there
is still water?
Speaker 7 (27:16):
My daughter will hear that?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That being said, answer the question.
Speaker 7 (27:22):
Oh, I think just hang it out. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I to enjoy hanging out with my husband.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
One more question, Lis than you're forty one years. If
you were able to say, how many times you have
you know, oh my god, how many times? Put put
a number on it lista? What do you think it is?
Speaker 7 (27:45):
How can you do that?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
You know, let's start with an average. What do you
think fifty two weeks in the year gootter sixty.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Five year calculater?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, throw a number out there at least what.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Oh, let's just say I don't have a clue.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Let's say ten thousand. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh wow, boy, I'm surprised you're still walking straight. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
All right, Lisa, Now I'm gonna get a calculator up.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, well you do that. We're gonna get Mark on
the phone. See how he does. Okay, Okay, hold the line,
all right, We're gonna get Mark on with Lisa. She
can correct him. And let's see if these two know
I'll well, they know each other after being married for
forty one years. He'll answer the questions next top a
carry Captle two, cherry under one before he cheats one
two point one Captle two. It is time to do
(28:39):
the second half of what.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Said Lisa and Mark from Stillwater Heaving together for forty
four years, married for forty one years. They have two
kids and three grandkids. Lisa already answered five questions. Now
we just got to see if Mark's answers matchup.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I just I don't. All the questions are great, but
number five, I'm just waiting for number five. All right, Mark,
say hi to your bride. Hello, honey, Hi Mark. Are
you ready for a little rendo? That's what she said.
Speaker 8 (29:14):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Nobody is man, nobody is no.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Just remember nobody's got them, got them, all right. So
what's the best thing about being married for forty one
years with Lisa? Mark keV I.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Would say the best thing is kids and grandkids we've got.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
That's not what she said.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
That's not at all.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
Well, the best thing for her was me. That was easy.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Lisa.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
What did you say? Do you want to let them know.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Having a built in best friend?
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Yeah, there goes that great start, Mark, what's the worst
thing about being married for forty one years?
Speaker 8 (30:00):
Uh? You're not allowed to take the fifth?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
No, there's no taking the fifth here?
Speaker 8 (30:09):
I guess there's Uh, she knows every movie before I
make it. Uh, so there's no hiding anything anymore.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
That's a great answer, Mark, But that's not what she said.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yeah, she basically she basically said, it's like having another child.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah, Mark, Okay, sorrow.
Speaker 8 (30:26):
Honest, she's spot on.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What's better being a parent or a grandparent? And why Mark, I.
Speaker 8 (30:33):
Gotta be careful because my kids both listen to this station.
Grand grandkids, grandkids barn so much fun and spoiling them.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, she that's what she said. You get one out
of five here so far, two more to go, Mark, Mark, what.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Do you think is Lisa's favorite thing to do with you?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (30:53):
Bring me shopping, to pay the bill and carry the bag.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Oh my, Yeah, it's a great answer. However, that's not
what she said.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
That was the right answer. That's what I should have said.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
This game isn't called what I should have said.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
What did she say?
Speaker 7 (31:13):
I don't Oh, I what did I say? Just hanging
out with you? I couldn't think of anything.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, she just likes hanging out with you. Okay, this
is the doozy now, Mark, in your forty one years,
in your forty one years of marriage, Lisa knows what's covin. Mark.
If you were to say how many times you two
have you know, gotten funky? How many times would you
say in forty one years and.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Forty one years?
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Yeah, let's see, that's forty one birthday.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
Oh boy, just great. Not what she said.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
That's not what she said. Not no, no, because I
think that's only eighty two when you add that up, Mark,
and she she has uh, she has ten thousand. So
you may have you may have some questions to answer that.
We can't handle lot on the air. But if she's right,
(32:16):
you're a very blessed man. Mark. I will say that, Well,
if I.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
Throw her at her birthday, that adds another forty one.
But I'm not getting to ten thous Oh no.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Well you know what, Hey, guys, you got another forty
one years to work on it, so or more all
of eternity. Thank you for being on. That's what she said.
Speaker 8 (32:36):
Hey. Hey, thanks yep? Hey one O two is our country?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Oh I love it? Hey, By the way, if you
do the math, that's that's two hundred and forty three
times a year. According to Lisa, two hundred and forty
three times a year. Those two are like bunny racks.
How do you get on? That's what she said, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Gosh, just send us a message to the Chris Carr
Company Facebook page or Instagram. We would absolutely love to
hear from you and get you on the show. So
just reach out.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
That's a couple of forty one years. They got one right,
one right, and we had a couple that were at
like for two years what earlier this ye not even
married yet. They got four rights. So this game could
go any direction. Hey, kid Rock Tickets, just call us
when you know the next two songs. The first one
is American Kids. It's the two songs showdown. You know
how it works, kid rock Tickets up for grabs. We
call it twenty two. After the second one plays, you'll
(33:22):
know both songs. Call us with them eight six six,
win Cable two and get them right and you go
on to kid Rye. So if you missed it earlier,
Dubs ran out of eggs. Those eggs did the last
two long he was up attractor supply company in Elk River,
and those eggs are gone now in Dub's Most Eggxcellent Adventure.
We are going to be someplace next week and we
may be able to tell you before the end of
(33:43):
the show. I che yeah, Well, we're working on yeah.
But this morning here was another cluster fudge when it
came to traffic, this farting, so we may they have
to reorder. We have to organize before we throw it
into the next week. But just think a little bit
further to the east this time we went further away. Yes,
today for much further to the east for Dub's Most
(34:03):
Excellent Adventure and the concert tickets out he'll have next
week inside those eggs with Cable two. But it's done
for two days. But we're not done. We've got wild
tickets coming up. Lots of cool things to talk about
right now. For the last two songs, Dan from Blaine,
if you could tell us what they are for kid
rock tickets.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
A bar song and American Kids.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
You going to kid rock but man a target center.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Nice job. Oh, thank you That week Saturday, March twenty second.
We'll see you there, dude.
Speaker 8 (34:32):
Thank you, Dan, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Thank you so much. K one O two is my
country telling up at about eighth eight, Would you go
to this place on a first date? On Cabble two
best quote of the morning off the air on this
show moments ago, And you know what you just said,
I'm deaf, Like I could just ask for forgiveness.
Speaker 4 (34:50):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
I'm like, oh, the rest of us can't.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Because I'm Lutheran.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I'm just I'm just going in a handbasket. The Lutherans knew.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Sam just said moments to go before cracking the mic.
Well I'm Catholic. I can just ask for forgets. It's like, no,
it doesn't work that way. It's like I want to
go kill somebody, but I'm gonna ask forgiveness. And I
was gonna be all right as long as I just
had a pre orchestrated.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Well, I'm not talking about murder.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
On another note, we are cruise long commercial free thanks
to my friends at Pella Windows and Doors of Minnesota.
I love you, Pella. Thank you for the warmth this
winter because of you. Would you go to this place
on a first date? I did, but I'll let you
tell the story that shocks me. I did.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I didn't know I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I didn't know how it was blindsided one and this
was a long time ago, and it wasn't with my wife.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Okay, my question is for the world, would you go
to a wedding as a first date? Because to me,
I think that's a little weird. But I can also
see how some guys or girls or whatever would do
this because then they don't have to worry about paying
for dinner.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
You got free food.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah, that was that was a cool thing about it.
But I went on a first date with a girl
and we went to a wedding. She said, wears something nice.
I'm like, what's like something nice? I'm a disc jockey.
Me wearing pants and some type of a shirt is nice.
Some fabric on me is nice? What do you want
me or She goes, well, if you could wear a suit,
(36:18):
I'm going where the world are we going? She goes,
you'll find out, Like I'm not thinking, okay, maybe wow,
like she's loaded. We're going to like a nice steak
joint or something. I was thinking like Ruth Chris or
something like that, or Nanny's or whatever. H we went
to a wedding. She surprised you rave she surprised me,
and she took me to a wedding. The whole time
I'm thinking, like, how do I get out of this car.
(36:38):
I don't know why I was so freaked out about
it was just like a wedding on a first date.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
It's weird. It is weird because you go there and
everybody's looking at you.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
It's like who's she with?
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Yeah, It's like who's that guy?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
And then you also wonder who was supposed to be
her plus one, because clearly this wedding was planned. Probably
the seat and everything.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
She was hot.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I wonder that. I wonder that because she probably originally
had a differ plus one and now she kicked that one.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Never even thank you. I never thought of that until
this moment. That was years ago. I now want to
engage in conversation with us.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I want to talk to this person. I have so
many questions. I want to talk to someone now. I
want to Yeah, who brings a date a first date
to a wedding? There's so many weird.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
She she was goofy though, I mean she was a
lot of fun. She was really goofy. She's just really goofy.
She did silly things. We didn't date that long. Obviously,
we went to a wedding on the first date. I mean,
what's the next one? A funeral? You know? I mean
I just felt really uncomfortable and out of place, and
like because she knew all these people, and then there's me,
you know, and all these work people coming up going
so how long are YouTube? I'm like, actually, I'm kind
(37:45):
of don't even remember her first name because that was
really bad names to them, Like, I really don't remember.
I did know her last name, I mean, I know
anything about her, and here I am at a wedding.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
What a terrible first date?
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:57):
What would be a worse location for a first date?
Because it's got to be a funeral, right.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
A first date? What about going to like a hospital
to witness the death of a family member? That would
be Hey, before we go off for feza, can we
stop up my grandma's dying at university hospital? Can we
go in? Oh?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I like watching that.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
You're right, that's the way.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Come up with something. Don't condemn. And by the way,
I can ask for forgiveness too. I maybe Lutheran, but
we get we get in one way ticket to God too.
Oh so can people are you asking people a post
on our socials and just let us know, yeh, would
you go out on a first date? Mine was blindsided.
I didn't know. I had no idea that we were
(38:43):
going to a wedding on a first date. I'll never
ever forget it. It was crazy and she was she
was loopy. She was she was a crazy girl. I
mean she was nice in fun, she was a blat
what what thank you? How long is your laundry list
of forgiveness at the end of the day, the shots.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
That I take from you, the end of each segment
with you.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
We're gonna have to get a priest do on standby
in here? Yes, so post on our Facebook game to
let us know if that's a little too much going
on or what's worse than that? I want to know
what's worse than that? What's worse than going on a
first date at a wedding? What would be worse?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I think I'm gonna ask that question too. I already
asked on the Chris car Company Facebook page, where do
you go to a wedding as a first date? But
now I'm gonna ask what would be worse?
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Hey, give us a couple of songs here. What man
would sign up for this? I don't know one guy
in the world that would fall for this or that
would do this. I mean they might do it for
fun for a minute, but they would not do it
that long. And that ad is coming up in two songs,
and I can't wait. I hope Doves gets back in
time for this. Coming up on Cabble Tier as danis
j Bigger Houses one to two point one Cabtle two.
(39:50):
It's Chris Carrn Company. Doves is back. Doves just just
got back. He's getting his equipment on right now in
our other studio here and ready two partis Sam Yes,
go ahead at by the way, Wild Tickets coming up
as Doves is getting ready. Wild Tickets coming up four
to score at eight thirty on Cable two.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
Chris, you're a parent.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
I am you are? And Doves is a parent. Yes,
you both have beautiful wives who have given you.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
The gift of children, right, A couple of them.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah. So they carry those babies, and they birthed those babies,
they went through all of that. Don't you feel just
a little bit curious what that birthing process feels like
and what labor pains feel.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Like, no, really do you know? I don't either.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
You don't you don't feel compelled to experience that yourself
and maybe go through it all so that you can
really empathize with your wife and that experience.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
After seeing what I've seen in that whole deal, and
I'd still say, no, no, no, go for me.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Really, you're not even curious, No, not one bit o
not really that's too bad.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
But we're there, and I thank god we are guys
and men and the men that we are because we
were there for them. I mean when they were going
through that. You know, Dubs and I. It's difficult. There's
nothing more difficult. What are you smiling at? I've just
listened seeing your bride in pain that hurts more than
even being.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
And I bet that it's just so hard just be there.
And it's very lay on, like a really uncomfortable couch.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
Just oh, I am in a hospital couch survivor.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
They make those couches, those little cots in there for
the guys to sleep. They make them that way. Oh
that's paid back. It's like half your body size your
body with and it's like there's no cushion, right, and
you sit there and it's like or lay there and
it's it's impossible. You can't get any sleep. It's very
very difficult. Meanwhile, your bride is, you know, after the
(41:51):
baby and nice and comfortable in that nice big bed
and all that kind of stuff, and the baby and
you can't even hold a baby on those cots, those
little things that they have, those benches that they for
the guys. You can't even hold your newborn child. It's
very difficult to do that. You have just you have
to stand up.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
Wow, you just stand you.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah, wow, what an awful traumatic experience for you. I'm
going toward my eventual goal of getting YouTube to hook
yourselves up to this machine that will simulate labor paints
so that you can feel it all the way through
a progression of like contractions starting and then the ultimate
(42:31):
ring of fire moment when that baby is.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
That's what they call it.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yes, yes, they call it when the baby when the
baby's head is coming out, and it's a like peak awfulness.
It's the ring of fire because you feel like you're
on fire peak awfulness.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
That's the beautiful part.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah, of course you're gonna say that. One of the
watermelon coming out between your legs.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Did you just call my kids watermelons?
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I never felt closer to God than when those kids
came out. Seriously, I felt so blessed his most wonderful experienced.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I'm sure your wife also felt close to God when
she thought she was going to die because it hurt
so bad.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So what are you asking of us now?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I'm asking you if you would do this, if you
would hook yourselves up to one of these simulators where
it stimulates that feeling and it makes you feel like
you're giving birth.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Without the glory of actually getting a child at the
end of it.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
A translator was she asking us to simulate childbirth?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Yes, no, like you're going to feel the pain, not
like pretend.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Who would want to do that?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
A lot of dudes are okay, guys.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
If I did that, Okay, if I did that.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Do you want to do a kid I want to
do it.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Do you want to do a kicked in the nuts simulator?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
What do you think? Yeah? Yeah, we'll share.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
I was gonna say that's fine. I would rather get
kicked to the nuts than go through that.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I don't know. I don't know outside of where that
child would come out and what opening. It would pick
on a guy, which I don't know how that would
work exactly. There are few worse feelings than getting kids there.
And you wait until your daughter is old enough. Because
she's only nine months right now, when you guys start
wrestling and tickling and playing and stuff, she's gonna I mean,
(44:20):
she'll figure that spot out. Boom, she'll I mean, she'll
do it naturally. It wasn't just walking by. Yeah, they do,
they do, or they just come running at you.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
You know, they just give you.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
That's why God gave us those. So answer your question.
What was the question.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Againaima, I'd be afraid, really myself.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
You never heard that people do that.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
That's the last thing I'd be afraid of. I don't
even care about that. I'd be more afraid of the pain.
Do we care about what comes out?
Speaker 4 (45:02):
There would be a lot of F bombs for me
coming out, a lot of f bombs.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
And that cast came out that way, They're like, hey,
i'm e's what's up?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Cut me in there for nine months?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
It's going on. Listen to mom, bitch.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
I couldn't get away.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Hey, you got a country update
Kenada Country minute count up. Thanks, welcome back from Dumb's
most excellent adventure. We'll have stories on that later and
uh and whole time. We have Wild tickets coming up
to keep it on. Cabble two right now, it's Jellyrod
Liar four to score for Minnesota Wild timer Chrosmondell single
Saturday Night I'm Cable two That song number two and
(45:41):
four to score from Minnesota Wild tickets. We have two
more songs to play than You're gonna be called twenty
two Tony Johnson, Carry onto It, I'm Gonna love You
one or two point one. Cabble two, rattle back the
last four songs, get them all right, whatever order, and
you're gonna go to the Minnesota Wild taking on the
Avalanche on Tuesday. Rob from Zimmerman, What are they Boys?
Speaker 6 (45:59):
Back Home?
Speaker 8 (46:00):
Single Saturday Night, Getting you Home, I'm Gonna love you.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
We'll see at the Minnesota Wild on Tuesday. Brother, Nice job, all.
Speaker 8 (46:10):
Right, I do love you guys. Came on two is
My Country Love you too?
Speaker 7 (46:14):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Hey? That iHeartRadio app with the Free Thomas Ruett signed
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