November 24, 2025 • 6 mins
Emily And Nolan Are From Eagan And Have Been Married For 7 Years And Have A Couple Of Kids And 2 Dogs.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's three four right now, that's what she said. It's
the story of Emily and Nolan. They are from Egan,
They've been married seven years. They got a couple of
kids and two dogs. Know each other pretty well or
do that? All right? We're gonna ask Emily five questions.
We're gonna get her husband, Nolan on the phone after
she's done, ask him five questions. It's kind of like
(00:20):
the newly Wag game and then see if they, you know,
take exception to what each other says. Really, Emily, it's
your turn. You're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I am ready to play.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Let's go, all.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Right, Emily. If the kids had to rate Nolan's cooking,
how would they rate it? What number would they give it?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Well, they'd probably give it a three because it's not
really that great. But he's great at grilling.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now oh okayh he's one of those okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Like in the kitchen e but you put him outside
with a grill.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Great.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Which kid is more like you? Emily?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh? Nora, she is absolutely my mini mee.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What was the last thing that Nolan did when he
was trying to be romantic but it actually totally failed.
He was trying to woo you. Oh, okay, so calming. Here,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, so he sent some flowers to my work for
my birthday, which was really sweet, right, but he had
the wrong address. Oh we still don't know who ended
up getting those flowers.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, oh, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, Emily, what is one shore that you refuse to do?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Because I feel like everybody's got there one thing?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh oh that why I know that one right away?
It's picking up dog poop. Oh no, thank you, no,
thank you, No, I do not I need to do,
not to control.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, last boy, you're really missing out all right. Here
we go to wrap up the five. What is one
word that you would use to describe your marriage? One
word between you and.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fun? Fun, fun this whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, you guys, well you sound fun. We're gonna find
out what he sounds like here in just a second.
You're ready to call him up? Good, let's call him? Uh,
Nolan said, okay, So Nolan, here we go. If the
kids had to rate your cooking, what number do you
think they give it? Like one to ten?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, I would probably have to say maybe in eight.
They really like it when I grill stopped?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Really is it? Really cooking.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Wait wait, why not cooking happens.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
To the kitchen, sweety, grilling happens outside.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, no, no, no, cooking is cooking, no matter how you're
doing it. What rating would you give.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Me for inside the kitchen? A three?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Three? I feel appreciated?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, so obviously that's what she said. Yeah, you get
the three and you give yourself an eight, and you
think the kids will give you an eight. Stick stick
to the girl there, buddy.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm kind of with Nolan, though. Cooking is cooking. Hey, Nolan,
which kid do you think is more like Emily?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'd say our son Lincoln. They're both stubborn, like little mule.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
That's not what she said, Nolan, Nora.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Is my little mini me.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's they're both like little mini Emily. Really, it's like
I wasn't even in the room when they were conceised.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh my gosh. Okay, that's for another show. Okay, I
mean definitely are be a different time.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, okay, she.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Loved every second of it. Hey, Nolan, what was the
last thing you did when you were trying to be
romantic but but totally failed and hopefully with Emily by
the way, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, maybe the last time that I surprised her when
she got home from a girl night by being buck
naked in the living.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That is not what she said.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
But I didn't know that all of her friends were
coming over with her. I thought she'd be alone. And uh,
they saw a lot more than they expected.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's not when I heard. They saw exactly what they expected.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Oh my gosh, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All right, you guys, by the way, you are oero
for three, we have two questions to go.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Hey, Nolan, what tour will Emily never agree to do?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Cleaning out the bathtub drain? For sure, which is funny
since it's mostly her hair claws.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's not what she said.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, that's true. No, I mean it's yeah, it's not
what I said, but it's true.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think it was dog poop, wasn't it?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
It was clean the dog message, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
One more question, you guys. Are you guys are really
off with this game?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I have to.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You haven't got anything. You're right, but there's hope for
one more. One word? Give me one word, Nolan, to
describe your marriage with Emily?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
One word? Adventure.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's not what she said.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Wait why adventure?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Well, just because every day he's an adventure was everything
we have going on with kids and you know.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Naturally entrally cute and wholesome buttess know what I said?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Wait, what what did you say? Well?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I said fun.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh that's the same thing. It's practically, I mean it's adventures.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Not always I've been on adventures. The word fun.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We're kind of hoping that this adventure of playing that's
what she said, was fun, because if it wasn't, we
really we really did poorly here today, all for five.
But I hope you had fun on this adventure.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I just can't believe you told that story.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
I love that story. Wait, which one the nudity naked
man to all of her friends? I tried to forget
that story already. Thank you guys, thank you. Dretching does
that all the time. She shows up and you know
it's nudity, right, you do that surprise people?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
No, can't your romantic chester Maybe not just putting me
on the spot if you already on that's what she said.
You just got to get ahold of his direct message
Chris con Comedy facebook page and say, hey, this is me,
this is my wife, this is my husband, whatever it
may be, and we want to be on. That's what
she said. Give us a little info and I would
like to get you on. Okay, Sam will be back
here and we'll start recording a whole bunch more. Keep
it on Campictle too,
That's three four right now, that's what she said. It's
the story of Emily and Nolan. They are from Egan,
They've been married seven years. They got a couple of
kids and two dogs. Know each other pretty well or
do that? All right? We're gonna ask Emily five questions.
We're gonna get her husband, Nolan on the phone after
she's done, ask him five questions. It's kind of like
(00:20):
the newly Wag game and then see if they, you know,
take exception to what each other says. Really, Emily, it's
your turn. You're ready.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I am ready to play.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Let's go, all.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Right, Emily. If the kids had to rate Nolan's cooking,
how would they rate it? What number would they give it?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Well, they'd probably give it a three because it's not
really that great. But he's great at grilling.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now oh okayh he's one of those okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Like in the kitchen e but you put him outside
with a grill.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Great.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Which kid is more like you? Emily?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh? Nora, she is absolutely my mini mee.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
What was the last thing that Nolan did when he
was trying to be romantic but it actually totally failed.
He was trying to woo you. Oh, okay, so calming. Here,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, so he sent some flowers to my work for
my birthday, which was really sweet, right, but he had
the wrong address. Oh we still don't know who ended
up getting those flowers.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
No, oh, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, Emily, what is one shore that you refuse to do?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Because I feel like everybody's got there one thing?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh oh that why I know that one right away?
It's picking up dog poop. Oh no, thank you, no,
thank you, No, I do not I need to do,
not to control.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Well, last boy, you're really missing out all right. Here
we go to wrap up the five. What is one
word that you would use to describe your marriage? One
word between you and.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Fun? Fun, fun this whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, you guys, well you sound fun. We're gonna find
out what he sounds like here in just a second.
You're ready to call him up? Good, let's call him? Uh,
Nolan said, okay, So Nolan, here we go. If the
kids had to rate your cooking, what number do you
think they give it? Like one to ten?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, I would probably have to say maybe in eight.
They really like it when I grill stopped?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Really is it? Really cooking.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Wait wait, why not cooking happens.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
To the kitchen, sweety, grilling happens outside.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
No, no, no, no, cooking is cooking, no matter how you're
doing it. What rating would you give.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Me for inside the kitchen? A three?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Three? I feel appreciated?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, so obviously that's what she said. Yeah, you get
the three and you give yourself an eight, and you
think the kids will give you an eight. Stick stick
to the girl there, buddy.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I'm kind of with Nolan, though. Cooking is cooking. Hey, Nolan,
which kid do you think is more like Emily?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'd say our son Lincoln. They're both stubborn, like little mule.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
That's not what she said, Nolan, Nora.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Is my little mini me.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
It's they're both like little mini Emily. Really, it's like
I wasn't even in the room when they were conceised.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh my gosh. Okay, that's for another show. Okay, I
mean definitely are be a different time.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Yeah, okay, she.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Loved every second of it. Hey, Nolan, what was the
last thing you did when you were trying to be
romantic but but totally failed and hopefully with Emily by
the way, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, maybe the last time that I surprised her when
she got home from a girl night by being buck
naked in the living.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
That is not what she said.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
But I didn't know that all of her friends were
coming over with her. I thought she'd be alone. And uh,
they saw a lot more than they expected.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's not when I heard. They saw exactly what they expected.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Oh my gosh, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All right, you guys, by the way, you are oero
for three, we have two questions to go.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Hey, Nolan, what tour will Emily never agree to do?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Cleaning out the bathtub drain? For sure, which is funny
since it's mostly her hair claws.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's not what she said.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
No, that's true. No, I mean it's yeah, it's not
what I said, but it's true.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think it was dog poop, wasn't it?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
It was clean the dog message, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
One more question, you guys. Are you guys are really
off with this game?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I have to.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You haven't got anything. You're right, but there's hope for
one more. One word? Give me one word, Nolan, to
describe your marriage with Emily?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
One word? Adventure.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's not what she said.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Wait why adventure?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Well, just because every day he's an adventure was everything
we have going on with kids and you know.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Naturally entrally cute and wholesome buttess know what I said?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Wait, what what did you say? Well?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I said fun.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Oh that's the same thing. It's practically, I mean it's adventures.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Not always I've been on adventures. The word fun.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
We're kind of hoping that this adventure of playing that's
what she said, was fun, because if it wasn't, we
really we really did poorly here today, all for five.
But I hope you had fun on this adventure.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I just can't believe you told that story.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
I love that story. Wait, which one the nudity naked
man to all of her friends? I tried to forget
that story already. Thank you guys, thank you. Dretching does
that all the time. She shows up and you know
it's nudity, right, you do that surprise people?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
No, can't your romantic chester Maybe not just putting me
on the spot if you already on that's what she said.
You just got to get ahold of his direct message
Chris con Comedy facebook page and say, hey, this is me,
this is my wife, this is my husband, whatever it
may be, and we want to be on. That's what
she said. Give us a little info and I would
like to get you on. Okay, Sam will be back
here and we'll start recording a whole bunch more. Keep
it on Campictle too,
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