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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We want you to meet the woman who's trying to
sell her son, so to speak online.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I was scrolling Facebook Marketplace and I came across an
ad for a single guy that his mom posted, and
it was very, very funny. She posted some pictures of
him and a description. She had the price listed at
zero and said prices firm. I know what I have.
I just thought it was so funny, So of course
I had to message her, and I got a phone number,
(00:24):
and I think we should give her a call and
talk to her.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, I've got her on the line here and her
name is Crystal. Her son's name is Cordel, And I
guess my question Crystal is like, what are exactly are
you trying to do for your son?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Here? So the story started, is my son one day
found like a bunch of his friends are either getting
married or they all got couples. He's twenty four years old.
You know, everybody's starting their life. He calls me one
day kind of in a blah mood. He's like, Mom,
why can't I just get a girlfriend? Like, I don't
even I just want to date somebody. I just want
(00:56):
to do the fall fun things. The pumpkin patches, the
corn mazes, the match flannel. This kid was shy saying,
let's go get pumpkin spice lattes together, and I was like,
oh my gosh. I was like trying to help him
figure it out. I just got frustrated and I was like,
you know what, I got this, I'll get you a
girlfriend I saw on I threw it up on Marketplace.
(01:17):
And it all started as a joke in the whole
aspect of like, here, I have a pet and I
need to rehome a home him. So that was kind
of how it all started, and it just kind of
escalated from there. And when they asked for what condition
is it, Well, he's he's obviously twenty four, so he's
(01:37):
still kind of new, but he's definitely been used.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So you don't mean like, yeah used, like.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
All take it all, okay? In every form has he
found Has.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
He found a date yet?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
As a result, No, he has found a few people
that like, they messaged me, I send their information on
if I see an immediate red flag and start asking
questions right away before I do.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So you're the screener, Yeah, give me if you would.
What I mean, you love your son unconditionally and you
sound just like mom of the Year with a great
personality and just in a nutshell. Tell me quickly about
why your son is such a great catch.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
According to you, you know, he is that old fashioned
kind of hometown kind of boy in a modern day world.
He will open the doors for you, he will protect
you in a minute. He knows one it's his fight,
and when it's not, he's an overall good kid.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Is he a good kisser? Not that you would, Okay,
you don't have to answer that. No, he looks like
just a great guy in the in the picture that
we see. So we're just gonna throw it out there.
We're gonna have him on our Chris carent Company social
pages and namely our Facebook page, and we're just gonna
(03:02):
jump on the team here and try to get your
son a date.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, if it helps. A lot of people have said
he kind of looks like Luke Holm.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Absolutely the same thing.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
That's what Chris said as soon as he saw his photo.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
My question is do we want to wait and do
this after hunting season or should we just get started now.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'd say go for it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Let's get starting, Crystal. Thank you so much of your time.
We just appreciate you so much, and you're I think
you're a great mom and a funny mom. And who
would want to be your your daughter in law? Yeah,
not that we got to go that far right away,
but thank you, thank you. So listen, if you are
looking for someone and possibly you know the man of
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your dreams. Sure she sounds like a great guy. Check
out Cordell. He's on the Chris Caring Company Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yep, you can find it. We posted some information about him. Also,
some pictures will help you get in touch.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's probably very embarrassed this morning, between what his mom
did this week and I'll be on the radio and everything.
That a part of his personality is just he's a good,
humble kid. And if you'd like to, uh, if you're
looking for somebody, uh, we got your guy. Yeah for
that good guy, right,