That's What She Said: Beth and Matt

Will Their Answers Match Up? Beth And Matt Are From Brooklyn Park And Have Been Married For 6 Years And Have A Pet Snake

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
First things first, let's do this.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Beth and Matt are from Brooklyn Park. They've been married
for six years.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
They've got a pet snake, and we're gonna play around
with them here on That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
They're gonna.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Are you afraid of snakes?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Not really afraid.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I'm gonna get to you a pet snake.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Anyway, we're gonna talk about We're gonna ask them the
same five questions and we just want to see how
different their answers end up being.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Beth is up first, Sorry, Bethew ready, I am Okay,
what's a phrase that gets said the most in your house,
no matter who it comes from?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
What is the phrase?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I think it would have to be?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Have you seen the keys?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
We are always misplacing.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
The car keys?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well that's common, yeah, very very common.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Okay, So you guys have a pet snake. Who do
you think handles the snake the most?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
That would be him, the snake, and we met.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I don't want anything.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
To do with that thing. If you were a cartoon character, Beth,
who would you be hold on? Let me think March Simpson.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
She pretty much runs the family.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
And I mean that's how I am.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I wear the pants in the marriage.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
How do you think you would rate your first dates
on a scale of one to ten with your husband?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
With Matt, that's going back to a few years, seven,
eight years.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, five, I would go with a five, just a five.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, I was a fine first date, but I've had better, I.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Mean ended fine. I guess that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
You'd be happy to hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I can't wait to hear what he says.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Hey, one more question.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Who's the first person you call when you get good news?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, that would be my mom, but I do call
him that right after.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But my mom for sure, gotcha. That's fair. All right,
let's call him up? Okay, okay? Sor right you too? Yell?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Set, yep, yep, okay. So what's a phrase that gets
said the most in your house?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Matt? Whether it comes from you or whether it comes
from Beth, you hear it all? Can we turn the
lights off when we leave a room?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Please?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I feel like I say.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
That four times a day?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
That is that is not what she said, No, she said,
have you have you seen the keys?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:12):
So it sounds like both of you have a little
bit of an issue here.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, well, you're still working out the case between the
two of you who handles your pet snake the most me.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
She won't even touch him or look at him. He's
a good boy, though, he's all yours, all yours.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
That's what she said. All right, you got one. You
missed one. Question number three, If Beth think about this
now and be careful. If Beth was a cartoon character,
who do you think she would be? Of all the
cartoon characters?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Oh wow, maybe the mom from Family Guy.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Some of the things he does remind me of her.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's not what she said. No, No, March Simpson, you
don't have blue hair. With the Mom and Family guys
orange hair, and I don't have that either.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I mean, I guess that's a good point.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
One right, two, wrong, two to go.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Question number three, Hey, Matt, how would you rate your
first date with Beth on a scale of one to ten?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh? Ten, Obviously it was an awful first date. That
is not what she said.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
No, it's definitely not.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What what did she say?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Time A five?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Why?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, because we went to a sushi rostaurant, and honestly,
at that.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Time, I don't even like sushi. Like that's all right now,
but back then I really didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
But we eat sushi all the time. Why don't you
just say you didn't like sushi when.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I asked you to go to dinner there we could
have paint somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
So you pretend to like sushi this entire time?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Well, Chris wrote on me, Now, I just didn't like
it back then. I like you.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
This may be.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
One of the most enduring, one of the most endearing
failed answers. We have a right, let's fail another one
in a good way. So, Matt, who's the first person
Beth calls when she gets good news?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Me? Is that what she said?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
No, it's my mom.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Why wouldn't you call your husband? Well, you know, I
tell my.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Mom everything and then eventually I'll.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Call you your second.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I just feel like I should be first, though, you know.
But you.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Okay, one of the certainly one of the cutest couples
to get one out of five. Yeah, but just listening
to you, you could tell in this game you're not
meant to be, but you're meant to be outside the game.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Absolutely, you two are very sweet.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
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Speaker 2 (05:14):
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