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June 10, 2025 6 mins
Will Their Answers Match Up My Guy? Megan and Luke have been married for almost 3 years and are from
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fault.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Megan and Luke from Apple Valley are playing. That's what
she said things to our friends over there at Minnesota
or USCO. They've been married for about three years. This
is kind of like the newlywed game. We're gonna ask
them a series of questions, kind of put them on
the spot. It's gonna be the same questions, but we
asked them the questions separately, and we just want to
see how different their answers end up being, and usually
it's pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
All right, Megan, you're up first. Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
If you turned into an animal when you're hungry, what
kind of animal would you be? And Luke could probably
know this.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I'll go with a bear, I guess. I wish I
could say it was some cute little forest creature or something.
But if I'm hungry, I am hungry like a hungry bear.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
So yeah, you are a bear? All right?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Question number two, Megan, do you have any complaints about
Luke's cooking? Speaking of being hungry?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Okay, yes, he adds too much garlic fault to everything,
like the stuff that doesn't need it, and he uses
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh that's so funny you say that. We're all to
eat the other night. My neighbor Jeff. He if he
has too much garlic, he'll say he'll wake up at
one o'clock in the morning and just feel ill all night.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Is you a vampire?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know. Now you got me thinking? All right,
we have three more questions. If you could replace your
car horn with any sound, what would you replace it with?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Like, what kind of sound?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Mag I think it would have to be a clip
from that song that's the one line, move bitch, get
out the way.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh yeah, nice. Well, let's see if he feels the
same way.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Two more questions, Megan, what is the thing weird that
Luke does out in public? If there's anything that comes
to mind?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Oh, I don't know. Oh, okay, Like when we're at stores,
he'll flap bags of stuff like he's thanking something like
this hard Walmart or whatever. Yeah. Like we'll go past
the dog food and he'll just, you know, like thank it,
like it was a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Bootiess dog food bags.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I mean, you got to get your kicks somehow.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Right, we have to talk to this man here in
a minute. All right, One more question.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
What's a phrase that Luke says a lot you know,
maybe too much.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Maybe you like it, maybe you don't. What would it be?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay, this one's actually easy, and it's all thanks to
you guys, because you know, you and dud say.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
My guy a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yeah, and now he just won't stop saying it like
he's a he's a ubi g er. You know, it's
my guy for everything?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh, Amy, Oh, I can't. I can't wait to call
the guy now.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, it actually drives me nuts.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
All right, Megan, Luke, you're ready. I am all right, Luke,
here we go. We're starting a little weird here.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
If Megan turned into an animal when she became hungry,
what kind of animal would she be?

Speaker 5 (02:59):
What current amim?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
All?

Speaker 5 (03:02):
When she's hungry? She literally ripped through our pantry like
a lunatic. So I'm gonna say raccoon.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
What she says does dig through the trash to loke?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Well, I mean you do just eat about everything in
front of you. I've seen you rip through packages.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, I did. Raccoons and garbage cans. I mean it's
almost like they hate garbage cans. Done them? Okay. Question
number two.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
All right, Luke, if Meghan had any complaints about your cooking.
What do you think they'd be?

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Uh, probably the amount of spices that I use. I
personally don't think I overspice things, but when you're cooking
pull pork, I think you gotta give a little buck.
She thinks I overdo it on everything, especially with the
garlic salt.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah. Nice, that's what she said. Hilarious.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Right, Yeah, So if Meghan this is question number three. Now,
if Meghan could replace her car horn with any sound,
what sound do you think it would be?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
She?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Uh, she actually says a lot right before she does anything,
she thinks she's gonna mess up. She she thinks she's
gonna make a stick.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh oh oh oh oh no, that'd be funny. That's
not what she said in the car that says oh no, no.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I said it would be the line from that song
love Bitch, Get out the way.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
For the record. I still think would be funnier. But yeah,
that would work.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think it would be probably a little more acceptable
than neighbors too.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
All right. Two litre questions.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Dude, Luke, what is something weird that you do out
in public? If there is anything that comes to mind?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Uh, I actually I have no idea. I guess sometimes
when we're running errands, I pretend to not know her,
Like she'll ask me a question in front of other
people and I'd say, man, get.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Away from me. I'm married. I'm married. That's That's not
what she says, dude.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
She says that you go walking around spanking dog food
like her A bang, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Oh yeah, No. I'll think a lot of things when
we're home, deeper or something like that. I'm smacking anything.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Okay, Hey, what's a phrase that you say a lot?
This is the last question. The something that you say
a lot? Maybe too much?

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Uh? If we're in tone the way that I think
we are.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
I know she complained about me saying my guy. So
ever since you and dumb started saying it, I say
all the time.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh, my guy, let's go, my guy.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
That is so awesome. O, my guy, my guy. Yeah, yeah,
everything everything's my guy, my guy. My yeah. Well, my guy.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
You got two out of five, right, which isn't the worst.
It's not the best, but again let's focus on not
being the worst. And uh, dude, thanks for play and
my guy.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
I appreciate it, My guy. Hope I hear from you soon,
My guy, Bye again, Bye. Did you guys hear that? Said?
Another my dime, my guy.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
If you want to be up, my guy, just send
this message Chris's current company Facebook, pajor In losing it.
Let us know if you want to be on That's
what she said, and we will make it happen.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Do you hear that? My yey? Yeah, that's like the
best dumbest impression I've ever heard my life. My guy,
let's go.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
My God

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Was only thank you
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