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October 2, 2025 6 mins
Will Their Answers Match Up? Melissa And Calen Are From Rosemount And Married For 4 Years And Have 1 Daughter.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Melissa and Caylin from Rosemont are going to play. That's
what she said, thanks to our friends at Minnesota Rousco.
They've been married for four years, they've got one daughter,
and they're going to play what's essentially the newlywed game.
It's that's what she said. We asked them each the
same five questions. We want to see how different their
answers end up being. Melissa is up first and Kaylan
will be on later.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's just fun to find out that eighty percent of
the time the guy knows nothing about their relationship.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
It never really fails.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's also funny though, because sometimes the woman seems to
know nothing about their relations You just never know.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
All right, No pressure though, Melissa, You're ready?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, okay, So if you had to pick one thing
that Caylen had to work on since you two got married,
what would it be?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Listening? We're not totally there yet, but listening.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
So we're told that he likes to play a lot
of golf. So what's his glove size?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Oh? I know, this is something I gave him every
Christmas and Birthday.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
He's look at.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Medium small okay, medium small, hands, gotcha? What's a gift
that he has given you that you never really used.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Probably flowers.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Snay flowers are kind of impractical and he knows.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That, but yet you still get them. Yeah, all right,
we have two more questions.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
If your daughter were to attend college down the road,
what school would she attend?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Probably you of them. I could see her being a
gofer like the mom.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Uh. What's the funniest or weirdest thing your parents ever
said to Caylen?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
My dad?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
This is so awful.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Okay. On the night Calen met my parents, my dad
asked him if he needed a couple of band aids
to cover up his nipples.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
What what? What happened?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I was not expecting.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
To put this in like a proper context. When Calen
gets nervous, his nipples get.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Right through his shirt. It's really weird.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
But my dad asked him if he was just cold
or needed some band aids.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
But something.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
My dad is actually really concerned. It wasn't trying to
be funny, but it is funny.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
So I'm gonna get you some band aids for your nipples.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Meet the parents stuff? All right?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh my god, I hold the line and let's uh.
I can't wait to see these to that. We'll get
him on the photo.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay, okay, nice to meet your son. He gets her
headlines out, I'm just nervous. Can he hear me? Or no?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't think he can hear you right now.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
If you'd missed it a few minutes ago. He gets
when he gets nervous, as nipples get really hard.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
He's not nervous now? Or is he just excited in
those times?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Caylen Melissa, they said it nerves. She said, it's when
he gets nervous and his nipples.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, we need to know more.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
All right, Hello, are you guys ready?

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
All right, dude, if Melissa had to pick one thing,
one thing that you kind of had to work on
since you two got married, what would it be?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Umm?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Probably that I need to at least pretend to listen more.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Oh well, that's pretend.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Let's just listen more.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Is the way it's working.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's not what she said, but it is what she said.
She said, listen more. But we'll give you a point.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
We're told that you like to play a lot of golf.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
What's your glove size?

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Extra large?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
That's not what she said.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
No, No, try that one again. I mean you're very
specific about wetting a medium small gloves, which like sticks
your hand better.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Okay, but but let it be known that my size
is actually extra large.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Okay, oh your.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Glove size, your glove size is medium small.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Just own it.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, dude, you like that well glove.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
A lot of people may have like a large hand
and then they get a like a medium or a
medium small glove because they wanted to fit real tight.
I think if you don't, if you have small hands, buddy,
just don't up to it. It's you know, small hands
mean small gloves. What's a what's a gift that you
have given to Melissa that she's never really used at all?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
That was easy flowers. She's very little used for him.
She'd rather have like a gift card or you know,
something more practical.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Dude, that is exactly what she was. She didn't really
go off, but she said flowers are very impractical. That's
what she said.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Nice job. You got two right, one wrong, two to go.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
If your daughter were to attend college down the road,
what school do you think she'd attend?

Speaker 5 (04:21):
She would go to Madithon.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
That's not what your wife said.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
What why?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
That's where I went to school. I mean you didn't
say she'd be a golden choker.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Wown is to go to Gopher And yes, that's where
I went to school. Have a little respect. Why wouldn't
you want.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Your daughter to stay in Stay It's a great school,
that's true.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Madison's like two hundred and forty miles away. She's gonna
be fine. I've already mapped it out and looked at
all the restaurants in between.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
We're good, good.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, and there Wisconsin Dells down there, We got you.
All right, Well, that's that's not what she said. She
would you call us golden chokers?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Tease?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well, Mar, what is the funniest or weirdest thing Melissa's
parents ever said to you?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Think, think, think, got it right, go ahead.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
So on the night that I met her parents, her
dad asked me if I needed bandages for my nipples
because it was cold.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, you weren't cold.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You weren't cold, you were nervous.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
It's totally okay, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
I'm not and I was cold. Your parents keep the house.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
At like fifty degrees kiln. You met my parents at
a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
We were outside and it was like eighty degrees. You
were nervous and it was totally okay.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
I wasn't nervous. Whose nipples get cold when they're nervous?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Words, it's okay, okay, Hey, the beauty is could be
a little embarrassing, but you got the point right. And
that makes three out of five, which is over five
hundred nights.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
L like for your nipples, how hard were your nipples
during the segment?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Please not no comment, cut right through the shirt.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
If you want to play that that she said, or
what after that, and or if you have similarly perky nipples,
send us a message the Chris Carr Company.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Basic, we're only asking people with per nipples yet away
from glass.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I will accept any nipples I want to play that
nipples now, that's fine. If you got no nipples, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, everyone's walk couldn't play. That's what she said. Nipples
are not okay.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Parts off, big, small.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
It doesn't matter. Isolate that audio. I will
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