October 14, 2025 • 5 mins
Will Their Answers Match Up? Melissa And Eddie Are From Elk River And Have Been Married For 11 Years And Have 1 Daughter
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Two, three, four.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Question.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's Melissa and Eddie's turn. They're from Elk River and
they're playing. That's what she said things to our friends
at Minnesota Roscoe. They've been married for eleven years, they've
got one daughter.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
We got five.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Questions we're gonna be asking this couple. It's the same
five questions for both of them, but we're gonna do
it separately. Melissa is that first?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeh from When we're done, we're gonna send you to
Lady Wilson Saturday night in Saint Paul's. So Melis's say,
y'all said, Okay, how many alarms does it take to
get you to wake up?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
In them? Honestly, it's about twelve.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Twelve alarms are your like, just in case?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I mean usually I'm up by the sixth one.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But yeah, so they're all on your phone. You just
set twelve on your phone. If your phone goes dark, nothing.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Right, well an echo wake me up here?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, I asked me a question, got a fair honest answer.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You go, what's the craziest thing you've done as a
parent that comes to mind in this moment?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Okay, I can admit this now because we've already told
our daughter the truth. But a few years ago we
told her that her pet hamster ran away, but we
gave it away.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh, technically, when you released it from your hands, it
scooted me to another cage.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yeah, it like it wobbled over to it wabbled away,
So crushed.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Number three of five. Is there anything that went wrong
on your wedding day? And if so, can you name
it in your in your eyes?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh my goodness. Okay, So my maid of honor was
late to the ceremony, and by the way, it was
my sister, and we spent the whole morning together, so
I don't know how she managed to be late, Like
we were together getting ready and she was still late
for the ceremony.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
He probably doesn't even know that yet.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
What is Eddie's favorite song right now?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I think he was really jamming the Pink Pony Club
the other day. I think it would be that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
One nice last question. If Eddie could be rich and
famous for one day, what would he do? What would
he do with that money that time?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
He would totally try to spend as much money as
he can or get well he can for like hunting stuff.
All right, so you get a hunter?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Good? All right, hold on the line, Let's get him on
the phone. Okay, okay, he Melissa Eddie, are you too ready?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah? I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay yeah. How many alarms does it take Melissa to
wake up in the morning in all honesty, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh, honestly, have no idea. She gets up way before
me and her alarm doesn't even wake me up.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Dude, you got to take a guess otherwise you're leaving
a point.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, you got I guess?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh sure, uh maybe two.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
No, that's not what she said.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
No, not at all. I have my twelve set justin Geese,
but I like get up after like half of them. Honestly,
had no idea. You were way off.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You were a very heavy sleeper. What's the craziest thing.
What's the craziest thing you've done as a parent that
comes to mind?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, okay, this one time my daughter and all their
friends wanted to go to Culver but we didn't have
enough seats in the truck. I loaded up the cab
and the rest of them rode in the bed of
the truck. So I loaded up the cab.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
What what what did you do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I forgot I didn't.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Tell you about Oh my gosh, she said, Uh, is.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
That even not illegal here?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Is actually not illegal here?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Sorry, no, you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But yeah, technically in Minnesota we discussed that's not illegal. Yeah,
which it should be.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But have a bunch of people riding in the bed
of your Okay, buddy.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You're all for two? Is there is there anything that
went wrong on your wedding day? And if so, what was.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
We joke about this all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's when our system was late for our wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, that's what she said. Ye. Two more questions.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
What's your favorite song right now?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Crazy Trained by?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Now that's so randomly, I've never even heard you listen
to that?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Why why Ozzie Osmar? I mean, I mean that song
is like fifty years old? What's that old?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And that's not what she said, By the.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Way, I listened to him.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I listened to him when I work out.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I mean it gets me motivated. All right.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
What do we hear of here? One rite out of
four so far? For the big finish? If you could
be rich and famous for a day, Eddie, what would
you do with that day and that time?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
What would you do.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It would be to talk with Justin Jefferson. If I'm famous,
I could probably talk to him, right. I just want
to have a conversation with him, you know, you know,
I wanted to teach me to do that touchdow how
Dancy does and maybe get some pickure food game.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, that's that's that's exactly what she did not say.
That is not what she said.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I don't think you need to be rich to talk
to him.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
No, probably not make that happen. He's starting down to earth,
I think.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, just go to a game, get down there close
and say, hey, Justin, what's up?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Miserable score, but a fun couple of you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
If you want to play that that she said, send
us a message to the Chris Caran Company Facebook page
or Instagram and we will do our best to futs
on the show.
Two, three, four.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Question.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's Melissa and Eddie's turn. They're from Elk River and
they're playing. That's what she said things to our friends
at Minnesota Roscoe. They've been married for eleven years, they've
got one daughter.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
We got five.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Questions we're gonna be asking this couple. It's the same
five questions for both of them, but we're gonna do
it separately. Melissa is that first?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeh from When we're done, we're gonna send you to
Lady Wilson Saturday night in Saint Paul's. So Melis's say,
y'all said, Okay, how many alarms does it take to
get you to wake up?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
In them? Honestly, it's about twelve.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Twelve alarms are your like, just in case?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
I mean usually I'm up by the sixth one.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
But yeah, so they're all on your phone. You just
set twelve on your phone. If your phone goes dark, nothing.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Right, well an echo wake me up here?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, I asked me a question, got a fair honest answer.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You go, what's the craziest thing you've done as a
parent that comes to mind in this moment?
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Okay, I can admit this now because we've already told
our daughter the truth. But a few years ago we
told her that her pet hamster ran away, but we
gave it away.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh, technically, when you released it from your hands, it
scooted me to another cage.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yeah, it like it wobbled over to it wabbled away,
So crushed.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Number three of five. Is there anything that went wrong
on your wedding day? And if so, can you name
it in your in your eyes?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Oh my goodness. Okay, So my maid of honor was
late to the ceremony, and by the way, it was
my sister, and we spent the whole morning together, so
I don't know how she managed to be late, Like
we were together getting ready and she was still late
for the ceremony.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
He probably doesn't even know that yet.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
What is Eddie's favorite song right now?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I think he was really jamming the Pink Pony Club
the other day. I think it would be that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
One nice last question. If Eddie could be rich and
famous for one day, what would he do? What would
he do with that money that time?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
He would totally try to spend as much money as
he can or get well he can for like hunting stuff.
All right, so you get a hunter?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Good? All right, hold on the line, Let's get him on
the phone. Okay, okay, he Melissa Eddie, are you too ready?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah? I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay yeah. How many alarms does it take Melissa to
wake up in the morning in all honesty, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh, honestly, have no idea. She gets up way before
me and her alarm doesn't even wake me up.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Dude, you got to take a guess otherwise you're leaving
a point.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, you got I guess?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh sure, uh maybe two.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
No, that's not what she said.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
No, not at all. I have my twelve set justin Geese,
but I like get up after like half of them. Honestly,
had no idea. You were way off.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You were a very heavy sleeper. What's the craziest thing.
What's the craziest thing you've done as a parent that
comes to mind?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, okay, this one time my daughter and all their
friends wanted to go to Culver but we didn't have
enough seats in the truck. I loaded up the cab
and the rest of them rode in the bed of
the truck. So I loaded up the cab.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
What what what did you do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I forgot I didn't.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Tell you about Oh my gosh, she said, Uh, is.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
That even not illegal here?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Is actually not illegal here?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Sorry, no, you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
But yeah, technically in Minnesota we discussed that's not illegal. Yeah,
which it should be.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But have a bunch of people riding in the bed
of your Okay, buddy.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You're all for two? Is there is there anything that
went wrong on your wedding day? And if so, what was.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That, Eddie?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (04:02):
We joke about this all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's when our system was late for our wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, that's what she said. Ye. Two more questions.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
What's your favorite song right now?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Crazy Trained by?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Now that's so randomly, I've never even heard you listen
to that?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Why why Ozzie Osmar? I mean, I mean that song
is like fifty years old? What's that old?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And that's not what she said, By the.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Way, I listened to him.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I listened to him when I work out.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I mean it gets me motivated. All right.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
What do we hear of here? One rite out of
four so far? For the big finish? If you could
be rich and famous for a day, Eddie, what would
you do with that day and that time?
Speaker 4 (04:45):
What would you do.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It would be to talk with Justin Jefferson. If I'm famous,
I could probably talk to him, right. I just want
to have a conversation with him, you know, you know,
I wanted to teach me to do that touchdow how
Dancy does and maybe get some pickure food game.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah, that's that's that's exactly what she did not say.
That is not what she said.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I don't think you need to be rich to talk
to him.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
No, probably not make that happen. He's starting down to earth,
I think.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, just go to a game, get down there close
and say, hey, Justin, what's up?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Miserable score, but a fun couple of you guys.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
If you want to play that that she said, send
us a message to the Chris Caran Company Facebook page
or Instagram and we will do our best to futs
on the show.
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