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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You what you
guys believe in aliens like martians and stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I just I think that it seems unlikely that we
are the only life forms in the entire galaxy of
all galaxies, and.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
There's like a billion solar systems out there.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
There's got to be something out there, right, So I
think it's a little bit I don't know, No, I
don't know what the word is not. It's not self
absorbed or self whatever, but it's a little bit something
to assume that you're the only thing.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So they're saying in the New York this was in
the New York Post, possible hostile alien threat detected, an
unknown interstellar detected, an unknown interstellar object.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hasn't the government essentially come out and said we do,
in fact have aliens.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Not so much. They just said, we don't know what
this stuff is, but they probably do know, right, probably, Yeah,
there's something out there that's they say it's now. One
guy says slated, I don't know how he knows is
related to attack our planet in November.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I see that kind of stuff. I'm like, come on,
how would you know? How do you know?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's rocketing towards the Sun at more than one hundred
and thirty miles per hour. Less than twenty four hours later,
it was confirmed to be an interstellar object, with initial
observation suggesting that it could be a comet that measures
up to fifteen miles in diameter. But they're saying this
thing doesn't have a tail like a comet, So then
they're saying it could be something else. If there's a
couple of little things that are in the cruise around
(01:30):
in the galaxy, that it could be. But this thing's
acting kind of weird. And then some say it's a
probe and it's gonna go hide, hide in the Sun
where we can't see it, and it's gonna kind of
hang there, and it's gonna spy on us.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's gonna hide behind me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What they said, Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
It's in the New York Post.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We need to call the guardians of the galaxy.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No kidding, it's going to hide behind the Sun.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
It just stay there. That's not even close and go
I see you.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It'll make close approaches to Jupiter, Mars, and Venus, which
could allow aliens to stealthily plant spy gadgets there, then
it's going to go behind the sun of the New
York Post.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I mean, but I know it's some just bypassed uranus.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well that'd be nice, thank you. I like to keep
it that way.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You like it when you bypassed.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I like it, well, I like it if somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I know how much you like your exams, you speak
of them too fondly for me to believe that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I just like when I get when that happens, I
like a good thorough exam. I don't like it when
somebody does something it's like two seconds. It's like, that's it,
you know what I mean if anybody has ever had no,
my brother had prostate cancer at a very young age.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's something that so I went in it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, I mean, I'm fine with it. And so I
go in and and beyond the p s a test.
You know, they give you the little uh you know,
they give you the little feet around. Yeah, it's only
like two seconds. It's really fast, like yeah, you know.
See it's like and it's like, I'm like, how in
the world, how do you know that fast?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There's no there apparently, I don't know how they could.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, they do. They know they can feel something out
like on your prostate, if there's some irregular, something irregular
about it.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
If I ask you more questions about that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
When we started talking about they have to turn your
head and cough, we'll say that that's how they find out.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's attacking earth. No, that's for a hernia had.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Doves doesn't understand where it's prostate.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Is hold on?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean I think it is you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I don't know whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I think that's maybe it is grown up.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, that's for a hernia. That's they've got their hands
in other places for that. That's a lot of fun too.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm just I'm so curious about this though. I know
we have to talk about all the aliens.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What's your question? So because you're not a guy.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Ye, not a guy, So I don't know these things.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
When you have my neighbor thinks you're a man. He
says that you have a lower voice than I do.
Who's the ud dude you hired two years ago?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, when you have this your what do you call it?
It's a prostate exam?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah? No, they typically now they're really dialed in with it.
They feel that they can do it all through blood work.
It's like they don't even need to. So the last
time I was in there, like I don't even need to.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Are you sure, Like, dang it, I just cleaned things up.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well I did, and I'm found some nice smelling scentse
and I'm ready for you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, when you had the actual physical exam, I mean,
are you like in stirrups? Are you like, are facing
this person?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You're just kind of leaning over?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Are you leaning are you laying down?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, you're just kind of leaning over. Just get yeah,
you just you put your elbows on the table. Yeah,
and then you sing moon River.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's really.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Seconds. It's like I see, I'm done, I'm there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm like, all right, I ask these questions because I
don't know, like, as a woman, especially a pregnant woman,
you get a lot of exams, and it's just it's different,
well a.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Woman in general, when you go in for your annual
I mean they're doing a lot of things that are very,
from what I'm told, very uncomfortable. This is uncomfortable. It's
not I don't think it's any anywhere near the length
of time that you're in as a female for your checkups.
This is like really fast, Okay, my guy. He wants
to do it about as much as I do.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, I was just That's why I was curious, because.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
But I always ask for him. Like that's again, You're like,
that's like lightning. How do you tell anything? If you're
gonna do it. I don't care if you're up there
for a little bit, but just be thorough.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, there must be some really clear sign that they
can just tell it right away.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You may want to go ahead and google that. I
don't think I'm your source for the wise and the wise.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't need more information beyond that. I was just
curious as long as.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We're going here. Police in Burbank, California, arrested a cereal
button sniffer. Did you do that?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, some thirty eight year old guy goes around, He
loiters around enough in the women's department of stores like
Nordstrom rack and he goes down on all fours.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh, he looks the high end booty and he.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
And he sniffs. He's he's he's sniffing butts. What? Yeah, why,
I don't know why? Strokes for different? This is a
google thing. You if you want more, you're really asking
me all these questions and I don't. I really don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
But they never asked this guy why, like an interrogation
or something. Dude, why dude?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
People are just freaking weird. There's just weird people, and
people just have weird things about all. There's a documented
history of similar, similar arrests for similar crimes.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Is that technically illegal?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yes, it's illegal to get a sniff people's butts or
somebody to tell my dog that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm gonna say, he's just doing what his dog does.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Specific law, Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Like, no, I don't think you can go I don't
know what would possess a person go down and say,
do you have a prostate.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Going down to sales?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Hey, how you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Like nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, the new sales girl that's down there. No, let's
not try that. I mean they just hired somebody, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Obviously it's weird and it's outside of social norms and
it's gross. You shouldn't do it. But I'm just saying, like,
does that fall under what does it fall under? Assault?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I would think it's an invasion of privacy. I think
it's some kind of I think you're getting too close
to people.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm really just specific on logistics of things.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It sounds like you want to try it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I do something. I'm disgusted by this. I don't. I
don't want to.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
What do you keep.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You have to listen to your world and ask questions.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I do, and I love being curious at all that,
but sometimes it cuts off, you know what I mean?
You started, I started talking about intergalactic beings coming in
and possibly you don't wiping us out in November, which
is in the New York Post, and then it turns
into a prostate exam, which then I just decided if
we're gonna go there, then I'll bring you up this
(08:03):
butt sniff and burbank guy who gets down there and
does it's like he's doing a line off people's butt.
You yeah, I mean he gets there's video of him.
You'll look him up this video.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I don't want to. I don't really.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's so weird. He like hops around like a spider.
He gets behind somebody again.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You does he is he?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I don't know, is he? How is he dressed? Is
he dressed up?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Just a normal dude, just a normal dude.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
People just kind of does this move. You know, he
just kind of crawls around. I guess, you know, like
a crawling around and then he yeah, and then this
girl like turns around. He looks the other way, like
I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Like the butt sniffing is gross and weird enough. But
if I saw some grown man like crawling around in
all fours, or grown woman for that matter, doesn't matter what,
I'd be so creeped out, so weird a out.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I was too.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
But did you see this? Did he sniff you?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's called being in prowling what you got?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's an actual thing you can be charged with.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You guess are more concerned about butt sniffers now, And
I'm still sitting here. We're gonna get attacked in November.
It's gonna be freaking independent.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
We don't care about the aliens. We care about the people.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But people are gonna come over here, these intergalactric people,
they're gonna go I'm out. Thank you for listening to
this episode of What. You'll find more on the iHeartRadio
app anywhere get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share,
and like. Thank you
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You what you
guys believe in aliens like martians and stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I just I think that it seems unlikely that we
are the only life forms in the entire galaxy of
all galaxies, and.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
There's like a billion solar systems out there.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
There's got to be something out there, right, So I
think it's a little bit I don't know, No, I
don't know what the word is not. It's not self
absorbed or self whatever, but it's a little bit something
to assume that you're the only thing.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So they're saying in the New York this was in
the New York Post, possible hostile alien threat detected, an
unknown interstellar detected, an unknown interstellar object.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Hasn't the government essentially come out and said we do,
in fact have aliens.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Not so much. They just said, we don't know what
this stuff is, but they probably do know, right, probably, Yeah,
there's something out there that's they say it's now. One
guy says slated, I don't know how he knows is
related to attack our planet in November.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I see that kind of stuff. I'm like, come on,
how would you know? How do you know?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's rocketing towards the Sun at more than one hundred
and thirty miles per hour. Less than twenty four hours later,
it was confirmed to be an interstellar object, with initial
observation suggesting that it could be a comet that measures
up to fifteen miles in diameter. But they're saying this
thing doesn't have a tail like a comet, So then
they're saying it could be something else. If there's a
couple of little things that are in the cruise around
(01:30):
in the galaxy, that it could be. But this thing's
acting kind of weird. And then some say it's a
probe and it's gonna go hide, hide in the Sun
where we can't see it, and it's gonna kind of
hang there, and it's gonna spy on us.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's gonna hide behind me.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
What they said, Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
It's in the New York Post.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
We need to call the guardians of the galaxy.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No kidding, it's going to hide behind the Sun.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
It just stay there. That's not even close and go
I see you.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It'll make close approaches to Jupiter, Mars, and Venus, which
could allow aliens to stealthily plant spy gadgets there, then
it's going to go behind the sun of the New
York Post.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I mean, but I know it's some just bypassed uranus.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well that'd be nice, thank you. I like to keep
it that way.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You like it when you bypassed.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I like it, well, I like it if somebody.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I know how much you like your exams, you speak
of them too fondly for me to believe that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I just like when I get when that happens, I
like a good thorough exam. I don't like it when
somebody does something it's like two seconds. It's like, that's it,
you know what I mean if anybody has ever had no,
my brother had prostate cancer at a very young age.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's something that so I went in it.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No, I mean, I'm fine with it. And so I
go in and and beyond the p s a test.
You know, they give you the little uh you know,
they give you the little feet around. Yeah, it's only
like two seconds. It's really fast, like yeah, you know.
See it's like and it's like, I'm like, how in
the world, how do you know that fast?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There's no there apparently, I don't know how they could.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, they do. They know they can feel something out
like on your prostate, if there's some irregular, something irregular
about it.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
If I ask you more questions about that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
When we started talking about they have to turn your
head and cough, we'll say that that's how they find out.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's attacking earth. No, that's for a hernia had.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Doves doesn't understand where it's prostate.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Is hold on?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean I think it is you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I don't know whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I think that's maybe it is grown up.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, that's for a hernia. That's they've got their hands
in other places for that. That's a lot of fun too.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I'm just I'm so curious about this though. I know
we have to talk about all the aliens.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What's your question? So because you're not a guy.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Ye, not a guy, So I don't know these things.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
When you have my neighbor thinks you're a man. He
says that you have a lower voice than I do.
Who's the ud dude you hired two years ago?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, when you have this your what do you call it?
It's a prostate exam?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah? No, they typically now they're really dialed in with it.
They feel that they can do it all through blood work.
It's like they don't even need to. So the last
time I was in there, like I don't even need to.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Are you sure, Like, dang it, I just cleaned things up.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well I did, and I'm found some nice smelling scentse
and I'm ready for you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Well, when you had the actual physical exam, I mean,
are you like in stirrups? Are you like, are facing
this person?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
You're just kind of leaning over?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Are you leaning are you laying down?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, you're just kind of leaning over. Just get yeah,
you just you put your elbows on the table. Yeah,
and then you sing moon River.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's really.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Seconds. It's like I see, I'm done, I'm there you go.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I'm like, all right, I ask these questions because I
don't know, like, as a woman, especially a pregnant woman,
you get a lot of exams, and it's just it's different,
well a.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Woman in general, when you go in for your annual
I mean they're doing a lot of things that are very,
from what I'm told, very uncomfortable. This is uncomfortable. It's
not I don't think it's any anywhere near the length
of time that you're in as a female for your checkups.
This is like really fast, Okay, my guy. He wants
to do it about as much as I do.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Okay, I was just That's why I was curious, because.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
But I always ask for him. Like that's again, You're like,
that's like lightning. How do you tell anything? If you're
gonna do it. I don't care if you're up there
for a little bit, but just be thorough.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, there must be some really clear sign that they
can just tell it right away.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
You may want to go ahead and google that. I
don't think I'm your source for the wise and the wise.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't need more information beyond that. I was just
curious as long as.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We're going here. Police in Burbank, California, arrested a cereal
button sniffer. Did you do that?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, some thirty eight year old guy goes around, He
loiters around enough in the women's department of stores like
Nordstrom rack and he goes down on all fours.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh, he looks the high end booty and he.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
And he sniffs. He's he's he's sniffing butts. What? Yeah, why,
I don't know why? Strokes for different? This is a
google thing. You if you want more, you're really asking
me all these questions and I don't. I really don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
But they never asked this guy why, like an interrogation
or something. Dude, why dude?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
People are just freaking weird. There's just weird people, and
people just have weird things about all. There's a documented
history of similar, similar arrests for similar crimes.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Is that technically illegal?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yes, it's illegal to get a sniff people's butts or
somebody to tell my dog that.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm gonna say, he's just doing what his dog does.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Specific law, Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Like, no, I don't think you can go I don't
know what would possess a person go down and say,
do you have a prostate.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Going down to sales?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Hey, how you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Like nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, the new sales girl that's down there. No, let's
not try that. I mean they just hired somebody, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Obviously it's weird and it's outside of social norms and
it's gross. You shouldn't do it. But I'm just saying, like,
does that fall under what does it fall under? Assault?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I would think it's an invasion of privacy. I think
it's some kind of I think you're getting too close
to people.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm really just specific on logistics of things.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It sounds like you want to try it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I do something. I'm disgusted by this. I don't. I
don't want to.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
What do you keep.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
You have to listen to your world and ask questions.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I do, and I love being curious at all that,
but sometimes it cuts off, you know what I mean?
You started, I started talking about intergalactic beings coming in
and possibly you don't wiping us out in November, which
is in the New York Post, and then it turns
into a prostate exam, which then I just decided if
we're gonna go there, then I'll bring you up this
(08:03):
butt sniff and burbank guy who gets down there and
does it's like he's doing a line off people's butt.
You yeah, I mean he gets there's video of him.
You'll look him up this video.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I don't want to. I don't really.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's so weird. He like hops around like a spider.
He gets behind somebody again.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
You does he is he?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Like?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I don't know, is he? How is he dressed? Is
he dressed up?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Just a normal dude, just a normal dude.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It's so weird.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
People just kind of does this move. You know, he
just kind of crawls around. I guess, you know, like
a crawling around and then he yeah, and then this
girl like turns around. He looks the other way, like
I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Like the butt sniffing is gross and weird enough. But
if I saw some grown man like crawling around in
all fours, or grown woman for that matter, doesn't matter what,
I'd be so creeped out, so weird a out.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I was too.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
But did you see this? Did he sniff you?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
It's called being in prowling what you got?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
That's an actual thing you can be charged with.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
You guess are more concerned about butt sniffers now, And
I'm still sitting here. We're gonna get attacked in November.
It's gonna be freaking independent.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
We don't care about the aliens. We care about the people.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
But people are gonna come over here, these intergalactric people,
they're gonna go I'm out. Thank you for listening to
this episode of What. You'll find more on the iHeartRadio
app anywhere get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share,
and like. Thank you
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