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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode. Oh I tell you we're talking
about cars. The car that I bought from Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Why do you have so many problems with the car
that I sold you?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
This is the story of somebody if it goes. There's
truth to this. If you go through life completely oblivious,
and you're not gonna like this, because but you do,
you go through life more oblivious, And I love that.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's really peaceful.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's not like I'm looking for problems. But I like
typically when a light goes off and like the tire's
low or something, I typically fill it with air. I
think you just kept driving and just there's just no problem.
And then the edge of the tire starts wearing, and
then another tire goes and then like a shot goes
or something. You're just, oh boy, the car's just running different.
(00:42):
Oh it's just older. Meanwhile, it's like seven weeks old,
and she just keeps driving. You just drive, and then
when you sell it to somebody, it's like they uncover
this can of worms. It's like, oh my, and you're
just like, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I didn't I told you everything that I knew that
was wrong with it. I knew that the error the
it didn't work. I knew that the defrosted work.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Airbag.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh no, I have not tested the airbags. I never
had a like, did not have any accidents.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
With Well, I hope we never find out that one.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, and so I knew that the defrost didn't work.
And I knew that the thing that you plug your
phone in didn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
The doesn't the.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Not the US not the USB worked cigarette lighter. Yeah,
that thing didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What do you plug your phone to that for? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, no, no, you thing into it. Yeah, and it
charges your phone faster than the USB.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh, sometimes that's a sign of a larger problem. Well, yeah,
like its brain isn't working. It starts with something like that. No,
it is absolutely, it's true. That up.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I know why that stopped working.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh Hawthorne get confused? What? No?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No. When my defrost stopped working, my dad was like, oh,
here they sell these like heater fans thing.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
No, that's a fuse, just to replace the fuse.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's your car. You replaced a future.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It should be a warranty on what like it was
already a five year old whatever car when that happened.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, I was actually like, how old is it now.
It's like a ten year old car now.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh, I know, it's all it's ten years. It's every
ten of those years. It's every day of those tens.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I tried to sell that car to you cheap, cheap, cheap,
and you told me I should ask for more, and
so I did, and then you paid it, and then
you ended up needing to fix a bunch of things,
and I didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Freaking idiot in the world still keeps me up at
night it should.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I think the only the only solace I get is
after you sold me the car, like the motor Blue
and the one that you were driving or whatever happened
down on my car there.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
No, I was driving a fareboats greenhouse and I was
trying to head down there to get some flowers and
then my engine.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Like blew up on the side of the highways.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So cool, it was awful.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
No, it was terrible.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It was just still terrible. I was so bad.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't even remember what was wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, that was called for selling me a car too
much money.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I tried to sell it too cheaper, and then you
made me ask for more.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, I didn't make you you did.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You weren't gonna buy it at that price. You're like, no,
I really think you should look into it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Let's not talk about this anymore because I'm gonna be
up again for more nights.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You should be. It's your fault. I'm sorry that. I'm
sorry that that car plagues you. You're just constantly working
on it, like daily.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Right now, for the first time in a long time,
it's not soiling. My drive for.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It was incontinent.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
However, I will say it was totally incontinent. I will
say though, that I've learned this floor dry stuff. Dude,
that stuff works. What is it? I think it's called
floor dry and then it's just called floor dry. You
get it at like I bought it at NAPA begs
of it and they're like, boy, you must have a problem, Like,
oh yeah, it's called sam San severe.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you put it like on the spots that you
put it on.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The spots that are already Yeah, it's like cat litter,
except it's even better. Cat litter works great too. I
think that may be more expensive, uh, but floor dry
is just it's awesome. It's like oatmeal.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Do you think that rice would work? Because people use
rice to like dry out their phones.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Would it works, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I think I have every bird in the neighborhood picking
it off, just mice coming in. Yeah, I have another problem.
I take Sam's advice and he's like, oh great, look
at that, except when I've got a chariot of mice
in front of their they're pulling the car.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Don't they say that it's bad to feed birds uncooked
rice because it like expands in their stomach, and.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, you'll just blow up all the birds in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, people used to do that with alka Seltzer on
the beach. Huh, elka seltzer and seagulls.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Feed seagulls alka seltzer.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, because they're cruel humans and they'd blow But I
guess that was the that was the Yeah, well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
People suck. That's terrible call.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
The bird felt terrible. I know it was. It is awful.
That's a very very cruel thing to do. I have
even brought it up. Now someone's gonna go, you know,
don't do that. That's just that's not that's not why
God put them on this planet.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Chris.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I think to make up for society, you should start
a seagull sanctuary in your backyard so that you can
heal all the seagulls and mend our relationship with them.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I think I will need plenty of elkas els after
I did something like that, good morning everyone, welcome to
up before God, and our first conversation that evolves to
insanity starts with insanity.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Actually, you know, I think it's a really sweet thought.
So if you want to call that insane.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
What a seagull sanctuary? Yeah, there's a little more room
at your place, probably than my place. My neighbors would
love that their houses that go from blue and gray
to all white.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It's just redecorating. It's a new trend.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Appreciate you guys listening to this episode of You What.
You'll find more on the iHeartRadio app and anywhere you
get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share, and like.
Thank you.
Welcome to another episode. Oh I tell you we're talking
about cars. The car that I bought from Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Why do you have so many problems with the car
that I sold you?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
This is the story of somebody if it goes. There's
truth to this. If you go through life completely oblivious,
and you're not gonna like this, because but you do,
you go through life more oblivious, And I love that.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's really peaceful.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's not like I'm looking for problems. But I like
typically when a light goes off and like the tire's
low or something, I typically fill it with air. I
think you just kept driving and just there's just no problem.
And then the edge of the tire starts wearing, and
then another tire goes and then like a shot goes
or something. You're just, oh boy, the car's just running different.
(00:42):
Oh it's just older. Meanwhile, it's like seven weeks old,
and she just keeps driving. You just drive, and then
when you sell it to somebody, it's like they uncover
this can of worms. It's like, oh my, and you're
just like, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I didn't I told you everything that I knew that
was wrong with it. I knew that the error the
it didn't work. I knew that the defrosted work.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Airbag.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Oh no, I have not tested the airbags. I never
had a like, did not have any accidents.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
With Well, I hope we never find out that one.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yes, and so I knew that the defrost didn't work.
And I knew that the thing that you plug your
phone in didn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
The doesn't the.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Not the US not the USB worked cigarette lighter. Yeah,
that thing didn't.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
What do you plug your phone to that for? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, no, no, you thing into it. Yeah, and it
charges your phone faster than the USB.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh, sometimes that's a sign of a larger problem. Well, yeah,
like its brain isn't working. It starts with something like that. No,
it is absolutely, it's true. That up.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I know why that stopped working.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh Hawthorne get confused? What? No?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No. When my defrost stopped working, my dad was like, oh,
here they sell these like heater fans thing.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
No, that's a fuse, just to replace the fuse.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's your car. You replaced a future.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
It should be a warranty on what like it was
already a five year old whatever car when that happened.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
No, I was actually like, how old is it now.
It's like a ten year old car now.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh, I know, it's all it's ten years. It's every
ten of those years. It's every day of those tens.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I tried to sell that car to you cheap, cheap, cheap,
and you told me I should ask for more, and
so I did, and then you paid it, and then
you ended up needing to fix a bunch of things,
and I didn't even know.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Freaking idiot in the world still keeps me up at
night it should.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I think the only the only solace I get is
after you sold me the car, like the motor Blue
and the one that you were driving or whatever happened
down on my car there.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
No, I was driving a fareboats greenhouse and I was
trying to head down there to get some flowers and
then my engine.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Like blew up on the side of the highways.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So cool, it was awful.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
No, it was terrible.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It was just still terrible. I was so bad.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't even remember what was wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, that was called for selling me a car too
much money.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I tried to sell it too cheaper, and then you
made me ask for more.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, I didn't make you you did.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
You weren't gonna buy it at that price. You're like, no,
I really think you should look into it.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Let's not talk about this anymore because I'm gonna be
up again for more nights.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You should be. It's your fault. I'm sorry that. I'm
sorry that that car plagues you. You're just constantly working
on it, like daily.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Right now, for the first time in a long time,
it's not soiling. My drive for.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It was incontinent.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
However, I will say it was totally incontinent. I will
say though, that I've learned this floor dry stuff. Dude,
that stuff works. What is it? I think it's called
floor dry and then it's just called floor dry. You
get it at like I bought it at NAPA begs
of it and they're like, boy, you must have a problem, Like,
oh yeah, it's called sam San severe.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you put it like on the spots that you
put it on.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The spots that are already Yeah, it's like cat litter,
except it's even better. Cat litter works great too. I
think that may be more expensive, uh, but floor dry
is just it's awesome. It's like oatmeal.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Do you think that rice would work? Because people use
rice to like dry out their phones.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Would it works, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I think I have every bird in the neighborhood picking
it off, just mice coming in. Yeah, I have another problem.
I take Sam's advice and he's like, oh great, look
at that, except when I've got a chariot of mice
in front of their they're pulling the car.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Don't they say that it's bad to feed birds uncooked
rice because it like expands in their stomach, and.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, you'll just blow up all the birds in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, people used to do that with alka Seltzer on
the beach. Huh, elka seltzer and seagulls.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Feed seagulls alka seltzer.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, because they're cruel humans and they'd blow But I
guess that was the that was the Yeah, well, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
People suck. That's terrible call.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
The bird felt terrible. I know it was. It is awful.
That's a very very cruel thing to do. I have
even brought it up. Now someone's gonna go, you know,
don't do that. That's just that's not that's not why
God put them on this planet.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Chris.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I think to make up for society, you should start
a seagull sanctuary in your backyard so that you can
heal all the seagulls and mend our relationship with them.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I think I will need plenty of elkas els after
I did something like that, good morning everyone, welcome to
up before God, and our first conversation that evolves to
insanity starts with insanity.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Actually, you know, I think it's a really sweet thought.
So if you want to call that insane.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
What a seagull sanctuary? Yeah, there's a little more room
at your place, probably than my place. My neighbors would
love that their houses that go from blue and gray
to all white.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
It's just redecorating. It's a new trend.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Appreciate you guys listening to this episode of You What.
You'll find more on the iHeartRadio app and anywhere you
get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share, and like.
Thank you.
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