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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of You Dubs. H. I'm sorry
I didn't get back to your last text last night.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
What was that.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Well, we were texting back and forth about we were
sending chiropractic videos to each other.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You guys should look at like chiropractic videos for animals.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No, no, no, there.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Is it because you like hearing the cracks.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, these are the AI videos for the elderly people.
Can they chuck them into the wall. Yeah, they come
in and.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
This old lady's like, no, I'm just a little nervous.
He's like, well, don't be then picture and smashes the back.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
My gosh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What was this about being a Christian? No? We we laugh.
They're not real. I mean if they they look real,
they do.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I mean outside of the nonchalant flipping of the old people,
which was a little fake, but I mean obviously the dialogue,
the voices and everything.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
What if everyone what if everyone thinks that these are
just generated AI videos? But what AI really is and
someday what we'll really find out is there's these like
buildings that are just full of people that are forced
to do these things that people request in videos, and
they're like actors, but not actors, so they actually have
just a farm of old people that they're throwing against walls.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Wow, I've never everybody, I've never I've never felt more shame.
They get right up though, I mean for the most part,
the only people just get right back up, so they're
in great shame.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I get knocked down again.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, and they all say I'm okay. That's like some
disclaimer in the AI bed or what like. They must
say they're okay. I mean, like most everyone will.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Say, oh, I'm find it's a little crick in the
neck fix that.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, AI is actually real.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But AI could be so purposeful. I mean, it's in
the medical field. It could be so wonderful. I mean,
there's so many great things with AI technically, And yes,
I understand that, you know too, they can probably find
ways to destroy the earth from the inner out right, Yes,
But but I just sit and I gut laugh over
(02:17):
chiropractic videos of AI with elderly people, and I don't,
I don't even I love elderly people. I love elderly people.
And then Jesus Paul Vaulting was a good one too.
I mean, just he Paul Vaults and he goes up
over the bars. Oh, goes right up into this.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Cracking the clouds, the sun coming out, that he is gone.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You sent me yesterday of the guy in the hospital
bed doing the vaulting was good.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
The the there's a guy who's like on his deathbed
and then he he's running. He's I'm not running at all,
He's just his deathbed and he's on it and it's
flying down the track and then he pull vaults.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
One time he runs into a thing, he goes bouncing back.
I mean, it's I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I don't know, it's so blatantly fake, but I just
it's the concept that's a music. Yeah, it's like who
sits and thinks of some of the worst case scenarios
you can think of. Are beloved elderly. We love our
and I know from like my mom would die laughing
at that stuff. I mean, when she was elderly, she
would just she would laugh, she would gut laugh at that.
(03:30):
You know, it's just our twisted sense of humor. But
and then I also love the what's your Name? That's
an old one, that's one of my favorites. And I
showed Steph that one for the first time last night.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And she's like, Oh, they're talking birds. How do they
get them to do that? I know it's AI, but
like the.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Way they get the beaks to Why do I make
my wife sound like Marge Simpson?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I don't know, but those are some of my faves too.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
That's awesome. I think AI just keeps on getting smarter
and smarter.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And that's the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
See, everybody is making all these fun videos and it's
it is fun, but it's making AI smarter. We're just
training it with all of our goofy requests and we
edit them to make them better, and it's just gonna
eventually take over society.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well just think about it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I mean, from a government standpoint, you gotta worry about
like competing agencies doing things within our military, you know,
within all of the uh you know, the technical stuff
in our military, our hospitals. We're sitting here, our infrastructure,
our water departments.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
All that stuff. A little more chlorine.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Okay, here you go, talking birds.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Meanwhile, we're training AI and it's gonna like take over
the brains of birds somehow, and then suddenly the birds
are gonna attack us or something.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
That one's a reach. I don't think. I don't think
they can do the organic thing. I don't know. Yeah,
I like the what you're thinking, though, you lost me
on that one. You're going for it. I like it.
I say that you're swinging for the fences there.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You say that, But all it takes is one country
being like, listen, it's brain chip in the bird brains.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
How do you get them in all the birds? Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
You just start breeding birds? What do you mean that's easy?
They have like clutches of a dozen babies at a time,
sometimes depending on the bird. Okay, See, you just need
a mind like this in charge of something evil.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
What Sam doesn't show up tomorrow. Meanwhile, she's off in Washington.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, nobody knows where she's alright, So here's how you
do it. Here's here's another idea.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I'm an idea. Man over here, woman, yep.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
E mean while you're pregnant. They don't care. Nope, nope,
we just want what's going on in that mind. Give
me other diabolical ideas.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
You just need a farmer that's equipped with knowledge about
how to use AI and brain chips, and it all
started doing what's unstoppable? What kind of birds should we
utilize for our bird army.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, eagles are pretty pretty amaging. They'd like pretty tough,
but they have such wimpy voices.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Well yeahs meat meat truly.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
People think that you go crazy, like you think they
would have like a deeper like a hawk.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
When you hear an eagle screech in a movie or something,
they use a red tailed hawks.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Yeah, yeah, which is badass.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yes, yes, but eagles are like birds. Yeah, the people
I would start with something really in assuming, like a wren.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Every yes, you can't do you can't do eagles. They
only have like a couple of babies at a time.
You want something, you want something like chickens.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Well you've thought about this.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Chickens have like you can have like twenty babies at
a time. They don't fly, well though, that's the problem.
You want them flies like seagulls.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
They're always seagulls.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yeah, they're always annoying, and they're all around, traveling like
eighty of them, and they can dive and they're full
of crap.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I think seagulls are ducks. Ducks, Well, ducks have a
round beak, so that's the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Dude, what about geese, they're big.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's true, you can throw a car off the road
if they really wanted to, you know, because remember you're
just training them to be Kamakazis.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You know. Well, welcome to the fever dream this morning.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
This is just what goes on in my brain all
the time. It's kind of nice of an outlet.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
We're glad we could be that sometimes.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Why I have bad, literal bad dreams when I go home.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Poor Chris is locked up in a box in this
room with me all morning, and.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's not easy get a break. Well, yeah, I actually
would like to say I compete you do you do? You? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
My stuff, I don't. I think most of it can't
really be said on the air. That's true, sadly, Well, yeah,
I mean well, because I do it with sometimes impactful metaphors.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Which probably wouldn't work. That's fair, you know, from modern
day radio.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I'm not really nuanced enough to use metaphors most of
the time.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I think you just haven't practiced enough. You just come
up with the main diabolical idea tune. It appreciate you
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Speaker 2 (08:14):
Thank you.