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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What, Hi,
Can you just give me a minute?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Chris is a little crabby this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm not crabby at all. Well I think I'm not
crabby in the slightest. I am not crabby. I am.
I am too tired and too hungover to be crabby.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I am not crabby. There's nothing crabby about me. Good week,
I'm getting crabby. Dude. My neighbor lit me up Saturday night,
Saturday night for what. No, Well, you were just drinking.
Oh alright, you said, come over. I'm going no, no, no, no,
don't do it. Don't go over there. I was up
on the deck and yeah, that neighbor.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It sounds like you have.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And I'm just feeling it now more than anything. Sorry,
I don't have any power.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It sounds like you would have had more power than
you're letting on. It's not like he stuck an ivy
and you and it was force feeding you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's pretty much like I'll call get like a bar
out in his backyard and a TV and the twins
are on and oh that's cool, all sorts of stuff
going on and one a good time. Yeah, it was
if I ever think so. I mean, I think it
was a good I'm pretty sure they got to the
bottom of the bottom hurting. Oh golly, listen anyway, you guys,
(01:10):
I'll wake up as we go here cheaper, you guys,
just go with it. You know what today is what
I never talked about these things. It's National leave work
early day. And I don't do the national early days,
all right, I don't know. I'm sorry, I don't do
the national anything days. But think how wild that would
be from our our perspective if we left early, it'd
(01:31):
be like seven thirty or something in the morning, just
bolt here.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, that would be very, very wild. And I probably
not appreciated by our boss.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, But I'm all for it today. And I you know,
and me, I don't. I'm not a big fan of
national days. And I don't do that to ride the
coattails of consultants. It's just kind of there's just too
many of these days, right, and there's just and I
agree with a lot of them. I mean, there's just
they're just there's just too many, and it's just like
throw away stuff to talk about for the most part.
But what I mean, but today I embrace it today
(02:03):
is let's go home early. All right, let's go home
right now, five solenteen in the morning. Let's bolt talk
before god people, let's all just let's just get out
of here. And they talk about all these excuses and
everything else and what people do do people? So this
is this is a day today. Yeah, it's national go
home early day. So if you've worked till five, you
(02:24):
leave it three, you leave it four point thirty, or
leave it two or whatever. I wonder, just go home
sometime before the time you're supposed to normally take off, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I wonder if this is people that, like, do people
just leave? Do they just leave early? Are they making
excuses to leave?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I think you still have to come up with something.
I think, yeah, to still tell your boss. But I'm
just letting everybody know who runs a business today, if
your employees start to scatter at a certain time and
they start to bolt, there's a theme behind this today.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Because they have these stupid national days for everything. Now. Yeah,
like today, there's probably ten things today.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There always is.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
There's always a ton of different things, and they're so
random and innocuous, and nobody ever knows what they actually.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Are, like cheese only on the left side of the
burger day, it's like what.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, like today it's international. Also in addition to go
home early day, it's also International Volkswagen Bus Day. Oh
my favorite national rotisserie chicken day.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh this is today?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Nice? What are we supposed to do with the Volkswagen
bus thing? I go buy your rotissar chicken and leave
work early. They don't make those anymore, do they?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
They do?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Know they do they make That's right, I'm sorry. They
do make the new ones. And I I take that back.
I knew that. That was a few weeks ago. I
was driving down the highway and go whoa, yeah, the
heck and it's like, oh, wait a minute, there's some
nuance there. There's a new one.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I think, I mean it looks.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Kind of like very much like the electric or something
I could be. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Probably I think they're super cute. Actually, I don't know
what I would ever get one for. Maybe instead of
a mini van'll get a Volkswagon bus.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
They weren't like if I don't, I don't want to
rip anything here, but from that way a long time ago,
I don't recall them as being immensely dependable. I like that.
I don't remember if it was a breakdown thing, but
I know a friend of mine had one and the
maybe it was just his the engine, if I remember,
it was in the back and getting the heat to
the front was impossible, especially when you're in Minnesota. I
(04:20):
mean there's freezing. Yeah, it was cold on a those
zero degree days or you know, blowed blow zero days.
I mean it was just I remember seeing that it
was frosting up and it was, yeah, just freezing. My
you know what he's off?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, have But back then, wouldn't they just like slapped
down some shag carpet.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And he did cart carpet. I think he had it
on the walls too.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, well, I think it's more for insulation and everything.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I probably had to be just to keep things like
it in the summertime.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It was probably roasting in that thing.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'm sure it was. I mean if it had windows though,
did it have windows or.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Was it like a window was Oh, No, I had windows.
I think it had one. I don't remember. I think
it had windows. Yeah, A long time ago, I don't remember.
Folks shot the thing ran and it would spin out
a lot. Yeah, like on the highway you'd hit ice.
Oh my gosh, the thing you think you thought you're
going to roll every time?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's awful. That's terrifying. I don't want to be in
a big spinny wheel of No.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Can I go home now? Ye's leave work early day? Yeah, dude,
I think this is like it curts my neighbor by
the way two doors down. Yeah, he's not up, still
passed out too in the backyard. This is like, I'm
having sympathy pains for you.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This morning, for me because I'm not hungover.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, you're you're you're you're you're pregnant. Yes, you know,
well you told the world last week those who didn't
know Sam is pregnant, and you know the morning sickness
and stuff. And I'm not going to give you crap
about it because I wouldn't want to be picked down
for feeling like this.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You've been picking on me for a who while on you.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I haven't been picking on you. Can you take that back?
Because that doesn't sound good. I know you're concerned for you.
I have been concerned for you.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I don't mean picking on me for my symptoms, thinking
at me for my complaining, which isn't No, No, I.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Haven't even I don't think I no, I haven't picked
on you. I just look at you and sometimes you
look I'll just say it. You know, this is twenty
twenty five. And the things you can't say anymore, and
the stuff that's not in the rule book. I mean,
well it's in the rule book now and it wasn't before.
Is don't comment on how but people how they look,
or how they're, you know, going about their day. But
(06:31):
you and I are fairly close, and I look over
and when I see you look three sheets of white
sometimes and just a very withdrawn look on your face.
I know you're having a tough morning. Yeah, And I'm
not picking on you at all, No, I know I
know this morning I have a very pale, withdrawn face,
(06:52):
and I'm just feel like, you know, I've got some
stomach pangs too going on here a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh you're feel flutters, I sympathy flutters.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yesterday I was fine. I think this solb got me
drunk for the whole dog gone day. There's I think
it was a thirty six hour booze fest.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You were still a little tipsy, And lawyers, why you
probably felt okay yesterday.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, I think that it is interesting it does.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Didn't drive yesterday, thank god, drove yesterday. I drove the
lawn more. That was probably a mistake. I thought the
lines looked a little off. As a matter of fact,
when I was done.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think that the uh.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't know, but it seems like sometimes if you
get drunk enough, it's almost like the day and a
half later or so is when it really hits you.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah. Yeah, recovering, I was like, fine, So I got
in here and then I'm just kind of got all
the screens around me and stuff, and I was just
a whack in the face, like with a piece of lumber.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Poor thing. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Dude? I was going to bed at like four thirty
in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Kids are looking at me, like, what's up with you today?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, because we went to church on Saturday night. Yeah,
went out and grabbed a bite to eat, and then
I never really saw them because we're up on the
deck and they were down video gaming and stuff. Jamie
went over to a buddy's house, and then I went
over to Kurtz. Well, Steph and I went over to
curtain debs.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, and uh, everything just went down here.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Now I'm just trying to repeace the night together a
little bit on my head. Or walked home? Well, yeah,
you walked up that hill. Oh you walk hurting? I did?
I walked there.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, of course you walked home.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I rolled home.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
How many drinks do you think you have?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Seventeen hundred? I think who somewhere there? I don't know.
When you go to Kurts, it doesn't take a lot.
I don't know what he does. I have no idea
what he does. And but he also plays this bag game.
He pulls out a bag and then everybody around you
put your hand in. What you get you have to
drink for a shot. It's a little plastic airplane. So
we invented the game a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
A bag of shots.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, it's a bag of shots.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
How many of those did you do?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't I don't know after three, no, three, and
lose track after three twenty six? Maybe I don't know. No,
I don't know. No.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, yeah, Well sounds like you made your choices.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Thanks. Should I say that when you come into your
morning like you imagine Chris, Well, you made your choice.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Maybe I shouldn't say that. I take that back.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
How are you? Yeah? What goes on? And how are
you feeling about the choices that you made? And you
should be feeling great about it? At least you get
some product out of the deal.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That's what I was gonna say, you know what I mean, Anything.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That comes out of me isn't something that you want
to believe it at that yuck. Thank you for listening
to this episode of I Tell You What, That's so love,
That's so love. Hey find our episodes anywhere you get
your podcasts, like the iHeartRadio, w app or anywhere. Really.
Please rate, review, subscribe, download chair and like. Thank you.
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What, Hi,
Can you just give me a minute?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Chris is a little crabby this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I'm not crabby at all. Well I think I'm not
crabby in the slightest. I am not crabby. I am.
I am too tired and too hungover to be crabby.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I am not crabby. There's nothing crabby about me. Good week,
I'm getting crabby. Dude. My neighbor lit me up Saturday night,
Saturday night for what. No, Well, you were just drinking.
Oh alright, you said, come over. I'm going no, no, no, no,
don't do it. Don't go over there. I was up
on the deck and yeah, that neighbor.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It sounds like you have.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And I'm just feeling it now more than anything. Sorry,
I don't have any power.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
It sounds like you would have had more power than
you're letting on. It's not like he stuck an ivy
and you and it was force feeding you.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's pretty much like I'll call get like a bar
out in his backyard and a TV and the twins
are on and oh that's cool, all sorts of stuff
going on and one a good time. Yeah, it was
if I ever think so. I mean, I think it
was a good I'm pretty sure they got to the
bottom of the bottom hurting. Oh golly, listen anyway, you guys,
(01:10):
I'll wake up as we go here cheaper, you guys,
just go with it. You know what today is what
I never talked about these things. It's National leave work
early day. And I don't do the national early days,
all right, I don't know. I'm sorry, I don't do
the national anything days. But think how wild that would
be from our our perspective if we left early, it'd
(01:31):
be like seven thirty or something in the morning, just
bolt here.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, that would be very, very wild. And I probably
not appreciated by our boss.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
No, But I'm all for it today. And I you know,
and me, I don't. I'm not a big fan of
national days. And I don't do that to ride the
coattails of consultants. It's just kind of there's just too
many of these days, right, and there's just and I
agree with a lot of them. I mean, there's just
they're just there's just too many, and it's just like
throw away stuff to talk about for the most part.
But what I mean, but today I embrace it today
(02:03):
is let's go home early. All right, let's go home
right now, five solenteen in the morning. Let's bolt talk
before god people, let's all just let's just get out
of here. And they talk about all these excuses and
everything else and what people do do people? So this
is this is a day today. Yeah, it's national go
home early day. So if you've worked till five, you
(02:24):
leave it three, you leave it four point thirty, or
leave it two or whatever. I wonder, just go home
sometime before the time you're supposed to normally take off, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I wonder if this is people that, like, do people
just leave? Do they just leave early? Are they making
excuses to leave?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I think you still have to come up with something.
I think, yeah, to still tell your boss. But I'm
just letting everybody know who runs a business today, if
your employees start to scatter at a certain time and
they start to bolt, there's a theme behind this today.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I've never heard of that before.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Because they have these stupid national days for everything. Now. Yeah,
like today, there's probably ten things today.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
There always is.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
There's always a ton of different things, and they're so
random and innocuous, and nobody ever knows what they actually.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Are, like cheese only on the left side of the
burger day, it's like what.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, like today it's international. Also in addition to go
home early day, it's also International Volkswagen Bus Day. Oh
my favorite national rotisserie chicken day.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Oh this is today?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Nice? What are we supposed to do with the Volkswagen
bus thing? I go buy your rotissar chicken and leave
work early. They don't make those anymore, do they?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
They do?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Know they do they make That's right, I'm sorry. They
do make the new ones. And I I take that back.
I knew that. That was a few weeks ago. I
was driving down the highway and go whoa, yeah, the
heck and it's like, oh, wait a minute, there's some
nuance there. There's a new one.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I think, I mean it looks.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Kind of like very much like the electric or something
I could be. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Probably I think they're super cute. Actually, I don't know
what I would ever get one for. Maybe instead of
a mini van'll get a Volkswagon bus.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
They weren't like if I don't, I don't want to
rip anything here, but from that way a long time ago,
I don't recall them as being immensely dependable. I like that.
I don't remember if it was a breakdown thing, but
I know a friend of mine had one and the
maybe it was just his the engine, if I remember,
it was in the back and getting the heat to
the front was impossible, especially when you're in Minnesota. I
(04:20):
mean there's freezing. Yeah, it was cold on a those
zero degree days or you know, blowed blow zero days.
I mean it was just I remember seeing that it
was frosting up and it was, yeah, just freezing. My
you know what he's off?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, have But back then, wouldn't they just like slapped
down some shag carpet.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And he did cart carpet. I think he had it
on the walls too.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, well, I think it's more for insulation and everything.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I probably had to be just to keep things like
it in the summertime.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
It was probably roasting in that thing.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'm sure it was. I mean if it had windows though,
did it have windows or.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Was it like a window was Oh, No, I had windows.
I think it had one. I don't remember. I think
it had windows. Yeah, A long time ago, I don't remember.
Folks shot the thing ran and it would spin out
a lot. Yeah, like on the highway you'd hit ice.
Oh my gosh, the thing you think you thought you're
going to roll every time?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
That's awful. That's terrifying. I don't want to be in
a big spinny wheel of No.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Can I go home now? Ye's leave work early day? Yeah, dude,
I think this is like it curts my neighbor by
the way two doors down. Yeah, he's not up, still
passed out too in the backyard. This is like, I'm
having sympathy pains for you.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
This morning, for me because I'm not hungover.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, you're you're you're you're you're pregnant. Yes, you know,
well you told the world last week those who didn't
know Sam is pregnant, and you know the morning sickness
and stuff. And I'm not going to give you crap
about it because I wouldn't want to be picked down
for feeling like this.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You've been picking on me for a who while on you.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I haven't been picking on you. Can you take that back?
Because that doesn't sound good. I know you're concerned for you.
I have been concerned for you.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I don't mean picking on me for my symptoms, thinking
at me for my complaining, which isn't No, No, I.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Haven't even I don't think I no, I haven't picked
on you. I just look at you and sometimes you
look I'll just say it. You know, this is twenty
twenty five. And the things you can't say anymore, and
the stuff that's not in the rule book. I mean,
well it's in the rule book now and it wasn't before.
Is don't comment on how but people how they look,
or how they're, you know, going about their day. But
(06:31):
you and I are fairly close, and I look over
and when I see you look three sheets of white
sometimes and just a very withdrawn look on your face.
I know you're having a tough morning. Yeah, And I'm
not picking on you at all, No, I know I
know this morning I have a very pale, withdrawn face,
(06:52):
and I'm just feel like, you know, I've got some
stomach pangs too going on here a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh you're feel flutters, I sympathy flutters.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yesterday I was fine. I think this solb got me
drunk for the whole dog gone day. There's I think
it was a thirty six hour booze fest.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
You were still a little tipsy, And lawyers, why you
probably felt okay yesterday.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, I think that it is interesting it does.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Didn't drive yesterday, thank god, drove yesterday. I drove the
lawn more. That was probably a mistake. I thought the
lines looked a little off. As a matter of fact,
when I was done.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think that the uh.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I don't know, but it seems like sometimes if you
get drunk enough, it's almost like the day and a
half later or so is when it really hits you.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah. Yeah, recovering, I was like, fine, So I got
in here and then I'm just kind of got all
the screens around me and stuff, and I was just
a whack in the face, like with a piece of lumber.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Poor thing. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Dude? I was going to bed at like four thirty
in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Kids are looking at me, like, what's up with you today?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, because we went to church on Saturday night. Yeah,
went out and grabbed a bite to eat, and then
I never really saw them because we're up on the
deck and they were down video gaming and stuff. Jamie
went over to a buddy's house, and then I went
over to Kurtz. Well, Steph and I went over to
curtain debs.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, and uh, everything just went down here.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Now I'm just trying to repeace the night together a
little bit on my head. Or walked home? Well, yeah,
you walked up that hill. Oh you walk hurting? I did?
I walked there.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, of course you walked home.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I rolled home.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
How many drinks do you think you have?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Seventeen hundred? I think who somewhere there? I don't know.
When you go to Kurts, it doesn't take a lot.
I don't know what he does. I have no idea
what he does. And but he also plays this bag game.
He pulls out a bag and then everybody around you
put your hand in. What you get you have to
drink for a shot. It's a little plastic airplane. So
we invented the game a few years ago.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
A bag of shots.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, it's a bag of shots.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
How many of those did you do?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't I don't know after three, no, three, and
lose track after three twenty six? Maybe I don't know. No,
I don't know. No.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, yeah, Well sounds like you made your choices.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Thanks. Should I say that when you come into your
morning like you imagine Chris, Well, you made your choice.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Maybe I shouldn't say that. I take that back.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
How are you? Yeah? What goes on? And how are
you feeling about the choices that you made? And you
should be feeling great about it? At least you get
some product out of the deal.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That's what I was gonna say, you know what I mean, Anything.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
That comes out of me isn't something that you want
to believe it at that yuck. Thank you for listening
to this episode of I Tell You What, That's so love,
That's so love. Hey find our episodes anywhere you get
your podcasts, like the iHeartRadio, w app or anywhere. Really.
Please rate, review, subscribe, download chair and like. Thank you.
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