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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell you what my
brain is really detained Right now. I've got something very
very top of mind.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Can you share?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I can. I don't want to bore the crap out
of the audience, but.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I will anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's about my hot tub. I knew. I just don't
have to beat on me.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's so funny. I should have just said it. I
was about to say, you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And I literally share the same cranium. It's crazy, so strange,
so strange. How would I have known that it was
about your hotup, because well, you didn't really. You just
said that after I said it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
No, but I was going to say it.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, I don't know. I'm not convinced of that. What
about the hot well, I my brother and I my
brother and yes to cover now listen before you think it, Oh,
mister swankie Chris, here the hot No, my hot tub
is like twenty five literally, I think it's a two
thousand hot time. It's from my dad. My dad gave
it to me. It leaks a little, it runs all right,
(00:57):
it's hot, it's outside and it gets warm and it
blows things, right, So it's nothing too sophisticated. Yeah, but
it's kind of sentimental, right because my dad gave it
to my brother. My brother didn't want it, probably because
it wasn't working right, So then I got it. I
took it from him, hauled it over to my house,
which was a journey in itself, and then I fixed
(01:19):
it up. But now it needs another cover. The covers
don't last that long because they get just permeated with moisture.
They just gets soaked. It just gets through the canvas
or whatever it's made out of it and it just
gets sod. But my brother and I came up with
the plant, and it has a zipper on it. I
can fill it with my own insulation. I can pull
whatever's out through that zipper the cover because it's heavy
(01:40):
as heck. You can barely live it's really heavy, dude.
I mean, it just gets so much moisture in there,
so I can I can take that out if I
can successfully get it out and fill it with my
own insulation, like get the two inch or three inch
stuff from one of the box stores, you know, whether
be Monards or Home Depot or lows want to be
fair Fleet Farm and just shove that in there and
then it's light. That's really all that's in there, and
(02:03):
I just I'm thinking, but I gotta do it in
a timely fashion because it's gonna be blow zero maybe
to night tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
For sure, below freezing.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I gotta get it going. I'm sorry, it's give me
below freezing and I don't want to risk it. It's
probably gonna be okay, but I don't want to risk it.
So that's just on my mind right now. And I
just I love DIY projects. I love fixing things. Sam's car,
I fix it. I fix it all the time. And
(02:31):
now I'm kind of getting into it, you know what
I mean. I don't really like the fact that stuff
goes with the brakes, but around the house, I'm fixing everything.
So I could save a ton of money. Just go
get some of these sheets of insulation and just shove
them in there after I get the other ones out.
I just need to know how big of a project
it is, Like how easy will these sheets come out?
Are they so saturated that I'm just gonna have to
(02:52):
maybe get a whole new cover. So that's my life
right now, and I want to I can't wait. I'm like,
I just can't wait. I want to blow everything off,
and I want to go home. Just get working on
it right now. Save one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You have to cover? Do you have to like rewaterproof
the outside too or something?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't think so. No, there's nothing I could really
do about that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You can rewaterproof things, yeah, we do it with horse blankets,
but I don't know how you do it with a cover.
Can you take the cover off fully?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, then you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Can't spray it with something?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, so there's because like when you want to rewaterproof
a horse blanket, I think there's something that you can
put it, put in with it, in the washer or something,
or a spray.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, no, no, it's any to spray the wash.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You can get it like a spray.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Really, you do not know what is burning inside me
right now? This is literally loin moving? So can you
can you look that up?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Sure? I'm basically a sister.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Should I just looked up? You know you're not?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
We can you google that for me?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Chris Carl.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm running the I'm running the DC ten here, I'm
running the seven forty seven. You know what I mean?
I can't go over because it throws everything off. No,
I could barely keep windows up over here, it's Windows
ninety eight on this PC.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I actually love googling things.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That PC stands for something different around here, by the way.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Piece of crap, yeah, piece of crap. Okay. Yes, So
you can get waterproofing spray on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Does it safe?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Fo?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay? But I may need it even faster than you can.
You get it? Can I get it?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You can get it at like loads. I'm sure Lows
keep over something?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Does it avail? Is it in stock?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Let's check out which Lows do you like? Yes? Okay,
so here's like as a full service Scotts card heavy
duty water shield and you can get it at Lows.
But I gotta check to see which Lows.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well they'll have it. Let us see catch Gard. I'm
familiar with that name.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
There you go. Yeah, and this is spray. Okay, so
this is that the Plymouth Lows. Let's check your store.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
This is so cool. I'm so excited. I'm so sorry
that the audience has to sit. This is what happened
in the morning. Show starts at five. We don't know
why we start at five. We just we come in
and we warm up, we move our lips, we get
things going. So we have a better show. Yeah, both
of you looking at it, unless he's on.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
His looking at Ace Hardware. They have a gorilla waterproof
patch and seal.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, no, no, no, no, that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
That's a spy.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah, I think I don't want the Scotch guard.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So the Scotch Guard one. You can get the maple
Grove lows. They have three in stock curb side also available.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
One candle do it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Well, there's five employments, so if you run out, just
zip over to Plymouth.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
One candle do it? Yeah, I want to just do
the cover. It's just the bottom side of the covering.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Is the bottom? You don't need the top?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, well, I guess I could.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Uh, I don't know. Let me read the directions as well.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Has anybody done this listening instead of buying a new cover,
which is insane in the amount? Right? Just it? It
has the zipper I found on the zipper on it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't know, Like I'll just pull the stuff out
that's in there and shove some more insulation in that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't know why you couldn't. It says that it's
safe for you. Some polyester, nylon, cotton, leather, swede and more,
I'll go, then more, there you go. Creates a durable
barrier to water that keeps clothing and gear dryer longer.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What about hot tubs? Is keeth hot tubs dry well?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
They have a picture of a tent on the bottle,
so it must be.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh perfect, that's basically what it is. It's like a
tent over my.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Hat to see one can seventy five square feet that
covers Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
My gosh, I would never need that. I will just
I'll really douse her down. Yeah, I'll never need it again.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's gonna be a really light layer, you'd.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Think, right, It says waters is sent light nylon twenty
five square feet on heavier fabric.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
They have a picture of a boat cover on here too.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Perfect. That's what I need. Yeah, that's what I need
right there.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You'd be good. Sounds like an ad for Scotch Card,
but it's not a promise.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So happy right now, Scotch Card your one spray shot.
This is so cool.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I love saving, but I hope it works out for you.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Thank you, babe. Ye Can I go now? I want
to go?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, you guys got this now you got stuff to do?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Sorry, man, I could I just you know when this
in the day is common when it's over for me
here that I'm just gonna bounce around, be like mister
DIY guy, and I'll probably like, I'll probably like pay
people so i can do these little tasks because I'm
so excited when I beat the system.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's just so funny because you're such a DIY guy,
whereas like Hawthorn and I would happily, happily rather pay
somebody else, but.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
She gets reloaded.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
We're not loaded loaded ever. Say that you've.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Got tons of acreage on an easement, You've got money
just flying out of your podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's why we're not loaded. We saved money for years
to be able to do that your third and now
we're just sitting on bear land for years until we
can save up to build a house.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, they got a TP out there right now.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Land barrel land had nothing but black gold underneath it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, there's nothing on it. Just we lease out the
farm land to help pay the mortgage.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What's the oil? Right guy saw back in the woods there?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I witch manager money. Yeah, if they found oil, I'd
be like, let's diger up, baby.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's where the easement comes in. I'm sorry, not your oil,
but thanks for pumping it out for it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It would just it's only are you focused so much
on the easement and we only got it so cheap
because of the easement.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
A reason for that?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Want sixty acres, I'll take a little sixteen foot easement.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It's fine, Yeah, sixteen acres.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You're so dismissive of my accomplishment.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I know you want a CMA for Pete's sake, and
you're not even going to pick it up. You get
better things to do. Have a kid, all right, Hey,
talk back on the iHeartRadio app. If you guys want
to join in in any way, shape or form, Yeah,
please please do. And any other hot tub advice or anything.
I regret if you I was asking them, I regret
(08:57):
giving you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Anybody said flex seal for nineteen I have flex?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Is that the thing where they slap a tape tape on?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, spray to Yeah, I have, I have the paint.
I had the can. It's like a paint.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But what do you think would happen if you sprayed
your whole body with flex steel?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I don't know. Let's try it on dubs. That's his role.
It just bounce on the water, dude, You wouldn't even
need an inner tube, right, We can take your tube
to the boat. Hey, thanks for listening to this episode
up what You'll find more on the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere
you get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download chair
and like. Thank you.
Welcome to another episode of I Tell you what my
brain is really detained Right now. I've got something very
very top of mind.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Can you share?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I can. I don't want to bore the crap out
of the audience, but.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I will anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's about my hot tub. I knew. I just don't
have to beat on me.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It's so funny. I should have just said it. I
was about to say, you.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And I literally share the same cranium. It's crazy, so strange,
so strange. How would I have known that it was
about your hotup, because well, you didn't really. You just
said that after I said it.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
No, but I was going to say it.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, I don't know. I'm not convinced of that. What
about the hot well, I my brother and I my
brother and yes to cover now listen before you think it, Oh,
mister swankie Chris, here the hot No, my hot tub
is like twenty five literally, I think it's a two
thousand hot time. It's from my dad. My dad gave
it to me. It leaks a little, it runs all right,
(00:57):
it's hot, it's outside and it gets warm and it
blows things, right, So it's nothing too sophisticated. Yeah, but
it's kind of sentimental, right because my dad gave it
to my brother. My brother didn't want it, probably because
it wasn't working right, So then I got it. I
took it from him, hauled it over to my house,
which was a journey in itself, and then I fixed
(01:19):
it up. But now it needs another cover. The covers
don't last that long because they get just permeated with moisture.
They just gets soaked. It just gets through the canvas
or whatever it's made out of it and it just
gets sod. But my brother and I came up with
the plant, and it has a zipper on it. I
can fill it with my own insulation. I can pull
whatever's out through that zipper the cover because it's heavy
(01:40):
as heck. You can barely live it's really heavy, dude.
I mean, it just gets so much moisture in there,
so I can I can take that out if I
can successfully get it out and fill it with my
own insulation, like get the two inch or three inch
stuff from one of the box stores, you know, whether
be Monards or Home Depot or lows want to be
fair Fleet Farm and just shove that in there and
then it's light. That's really all that's in there, and
(02:03):
I just I'm thinking, but I gotta do it in
a timely fashion because it's gonna be blow zero maybe
to night tomorrow night.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
For sure, below freezing.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I gotta get it going. I'm sorry, it's give me
below freezing and I don't want to risk it. It's
probably gonna be okay, but I don't want to risk it.
So that's just on my mind right now. And I
just I love DIY projects. I love fixing things. Sam's car,
I fix it. I fix it all the time. And
(02:31):
now I'm kind of getting into it, you know what
I mean. I don't really like the fact that stuff
goes with the brakes, but around the house, I'm fixing everything.
So I could save a ton of money. Just go
get some of these sheets of insulation and just shove
them in there after I get the other ones out.
I just need to know how big of a project
it is, Like how easy will these sheets come out?
Are they so saturated that I'm just gonna have to
(02:52):
maybe get a whole new cover. So that's my life
right now, and I want to I can't wait. I'm like,
I just can't wait. I want to blow everything off,
and I want to go home. Just get working on
it right now. Save one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You have to cover? Do you have to like rewaterproof
the outside too or something?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't think so. No, there's nothing I could really
do about that.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
You can rewaterproof things, yeah, we do it with horse blankets,
but I don't know how you do it with a cover.
Can you take the cover off fully?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, then you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Can't spray it with something?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, so there's because like when you want to rewaterproof
a horse blanket, I think there's something that you can
put it, put in with it, in the washer or something,
or a spray.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, no, no, it's any to spray the wash.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You can get it like a spray.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Really, you do not know what is burning inside me
right now? This is literally loin moving? So can you
can you look that up?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Sure? I'm basically a sister.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Should I just looked up? You know you're not?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
We can you google that for me?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Chris Carl.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I'm running the I'm running the DC ten here, I'm
running the seven forty seven. You know what I mean?
I can't go over because it throws everything off. No,
I could barely keep windows up over here, it's Windows
ninety eight on this PC.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I actually love googling things.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That PC stands for something different around here, by the way.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Piece of crap, yeah, piece of crap. Okay. Yes, So
you can get waterproofing spray on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Does it safe?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Fo?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay? But I may need it even faster than you can.
You get it? Can I get it?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You can get it at like loads. I'm sure Lows
keep over something?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Does it avail? Is it in stock?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Let's check out which Lows do you like? Yes? Okay,
so here's like as a full service Scotts card heavy
duty water shield and you can get it at Lows.
But I gotta check to see which Lows.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well they'll have it. Let us see catch Gard. I'm
familiar with that name.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
There you go. Yeah, and this is spray. Okay, so
this is that the Plymouth Lows. Let's check your store.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
This is so cool. I'm so excited. I'm so sorry
that the audience has to sit. This is what happened
in the morning. Show starts at five. We don't know
why we start at five. We just we come in
and we warm up, we move our lips, we get
things going. So we have a better show. Yeah, both
of you looking at it, unless he's on.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
His looking at Ace Hardware. They have a gorilla waterproof
patch and seal.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
No, no, no, no, no, that's right.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
That's a spy.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh yeah, I think I don't want the Scotch guard.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So the Scotch Guard one. You can get the maple
Grove lows. They have three in stock curb side also available.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
One candle do it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Well, there's five employments, so if you run out, just
zip over to Plymouth.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
One candle do it? Yeah, I want to just do
the cover. It's just the bottom side of the covering.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Is the bottom? You don't need the top?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No, well, I guess I could.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Uh, I don't know. Let me read the directions as well.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Has anybody done this listening instead of buying a new cover,
which is insane in the amount? Right? Just it? It
has the zipper I found on the zipper on it.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I don't know, Like I'll just pull the stuff out
that's in there and shove some more insulation in that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I don't know why you couldn't. It says that it's
safe for you. Some polyester, nylon, cotton, leather, swede and more,
I'll go, then more, there you go. Creates a durable
barrier to water that keeps clothing and gear dryer longer.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
What about hot tubs? Is keeth hot tubs dry well?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
They have a picture of a tent on the bottle,
so it must be.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Oh perfect, that's basically what it is. It's like a
tent over my.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Hat to see one can seventy five square feet that
covers Oh.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
My gosh, I would never need that. I will just
I'll really douse her down. Yeah, I'll never need it again.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's gonna be a really light layer, you'd.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Think, right, It says waters is sent light nylon twenty
five square feet on heavier fabric.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
They have a picture of a boat cover on here too.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Perfect. That's what I need. Yeah, that's what I need
right there.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
You'd be good. Sounds like an ad for Scotch Card,
but it's not a promise.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
So happy right now, Scotch Card your one spray shot.
This is so cool.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I love saving, but I hope it works out for you.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Thank you, babe. Ye Can I go now? I want
to go?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, you guys got this now you got stuff to do?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Sorry, man, I could I just you know when this
in the day is common when it's over for me
here that I'm just gonna bounce around, be like mister
DIY guy, and I'll probably like, I'll probably like pay
people so i can do these little tasks because I'm
so excited when I beat the system.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
It's just so funny because you're such a DIY guy,
whereas like Hawthorn and I would happily, happily rather pay
somebody else, but.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
She gets reloaded.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
We're not loaded loaded ever. Say that you've.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Got tons of acreage on an easement, You've got money
just flying out of your podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's why we're not loaded. We saved money for years
to be able to do that your third and now
we're just sitting on bear land for years until we
can save up to build a house.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, they got a TP out there right now.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Land barrel land had nothing but black gold underneath it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, there's nothing on it. Just we lease out the
farm land to help pay the mortgage.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
What's the oil? Right guy saw back in the woods there?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I witch manager money. Yeah, if they found oil, I'd
be like, let's diger up, baby.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's where the easement comes in. I'm sorry, not your oil,
but thanks for pumping it out for it.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It would just it's only are you focused so much
on the easement and we only got it so cheap
because of the easement.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
A reason for that?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Want sixty acres, I'll take a little sixteen foot easement.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It's fine, Yeah, sixteen acres.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You're so dismissive of my accomplishment.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I know you want a CMA for Pete's sake, and
you're not even going to pick it up. You get
better things to do. Have a kid, all right, Hey,
talk back on the iHeartRadio app. If you guys want
to join in in any way, shape or form, Yeah,
please please do. And any other hot tub advice or anything.
I regret if you I was asking them, I regret
(08:57):
giving you.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Anybody said flex seal for nineteen I have flex?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Is that the thing where they slap a tape tape on?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, spray to Yeah, I have, I have the paint.
I had the can. It's like a paint.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
But what do you think would happen if you sprayed
your whole body with flex steel?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I don't know. Let's try it on dubs. That's his role.
It just bounce on the water, dude, You wouldn't even
need an inner tube, right, We can take your tube
to the boat. Hey, thanks for listening to this episode
up what You'll find more on the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere
you get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download chair
and like. Thank you.
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