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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What headnote.
A lot of people area week taking time off, a
lot of teachers getting out of here, a lot of
kids getting out of your families getting out of here.
Just say something were to happen. Thank god you listened
to this morning showing your way to the airport. Seriously,
thank god you listen to this radio station on the
(00:22):
way to the airport, because Doves is going to tell
you something very vital that you need to know if
you are in a plane where the pilots are incapacitated. Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I was scrolling through TikTok and this pilot assured me
that I could land an airplane.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
And this is not any training from a pilot, right, yep,
This is from a pilot, not some TikTok video person.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
A pilot, right, an actual pilot that flies the seven
sixty seven. And he basically said, if you get in there,
he goes, there's one button that's on top of the dashboard.
You press that and you're good to go. And that
is the windshield wipers. I mean that too.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What does the button do?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's an autopilot. It basically sets the plane flies itself
and then he says, all you got to do is
get in contact with air control and they can take
you from there. And he goes, I'm convinced that anybody
can land an airplane.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
They've been doing that for a while. So then you're
not technically landing it at all. You're just the person
hitting the button, right, But you have to announce to
air control that you but you needed to land, not
only just fly to get to the like in the
area which it has to make the descent on time. Yep,
how you get? Yeah, but how do you get How
do you get a hold of air traffic control? You know,
is there some complicated.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Probb I don't know if they're like already on the
radio or there's something that you hit.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
There's got to be some button, right, you need to
know that button, so you could tell them.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
They must train the flight attendants and things like this, right,
I no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You would think, so, yeah, there'd be something. But if
I land, maybe it's.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
A union deal and they don't. I don't know, So
they don't take over because a servant drinks end flying
the planet at the same.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Time at that point if they have an emergency landing,
I don't I'm sure that they're pausing befort services for a.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No no no no, no, no no no no. I
pay a healthy healthy.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Give me my free drinking, my ship.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Absolutely, or the pretzels. Sometimes you still get the peanuts
every now and then. The cookies are good.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I don't know if they still do. They still do
the peanuts because everybody's so everybody's afraid of allergens.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, and I'm more allergic to almonds than I am peanuts.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Are you lying?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
No, Sam, I'm not lying. Why would I Why do
you do that? I don't know. We have sent an
email back and forth the other day and I'm like, well,
blah blah blah blah blah is the case, and she goes, well,
if true, No, I just said that's the case. There's
no if true, it is true.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Idea.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Do that to me all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You're allergic to almonds.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't. I react to them moderately. I have a
moderate reaction to almonds.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Like year round or because sometimes you've weird.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I don't know that. I honestly don't know. Like I
know that, like certain melons, bananas really affect me. Yeah,
they affect me different times of the year. Avocados really
only in the summer. I can have them in the winter.
I maybe heading into avocado sea and for me.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Which is weird because or sad because avocados are usually
a summertime, summertime type thing.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, well, I told you, like we were talking off
the air. I'm I'm screwed up. I'm just I'm just.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You know, screwed up.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't mean it in a bad way. I'm just
kind of you know, I'm some things about me are
kind of whack.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You have seasonal allergies, but with food, which is weird.
I haven't met anyone else.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I have a kid that is that is really allergic
to fish. But he can have all the Krabby wants,
all the shrimp he wants, well all those things, and
he can have the crustaceans, but he cannot have uh,
just like a walleye. I mean, even just a flake
of a walleye will get his esophagus going.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, crustaceans and shellfish and things like that. I think
they're kind of a different category because they're like the
bugs of the sea.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yes, sorry, I just wanted to use that. No, I
have I have like a light almond allergy. It doesn't
really affect me like a banana in the hot season
would bananas, I think in the summer, although I think
it's mostly summer when I have them, when I have
the thing in the air. And then there's if there's
an alogist listening, you know. I've had people like doctors
(04:04):
and other people call in lawyers. Stuff that we're talking
about used talkback on the iHeartRadio app. Just hit the uh,
hit the red microphone and let us know, or we
could just look it up on the internet. But there
is some weird thing with the allergies that I do have.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I got a smoothie down in the deli one time
and Chris was like, oh, that looks really good. I
want to get one. But it had banana in it,
like one of the base things was banana. And You're like, well,
see if it'll probably be fine, we'll trust it out.
And I'm like, are you sure that you want to
do that? And he was fine.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What did I do? Did I take a different straw
and sip out of it or something? I didn't remember
buying a banana smooth.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You did get your own?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I think I did.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, I don't even remember you didn't drink out of mine.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, I know I wouldn't do that. Well, did you
pour it in a cup? You did something?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Maybe I let maybe I had you try mine?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You ended up getting your own though, Yeah I did.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, I think, Wow, that's the I wouldn't. I don't
think I would do that because I don't think. I
think I would taste it and then and then kind
of get a feel and then on the way home,
see if I win an anaphylactic shot.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't know that I would have shared.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If I remember right, I did a different straw or
something like. I don't remember, but it was it was,
I remember fully, but I remember not having an issue.
That's when I went home or or later that week
I had a banana and I was fine.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So weird, And then other times you have it and
you get like that tingly mouth.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, sometimes tomatoes will set me off.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Should we test it out and I have almonds?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Same?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Do you want to do it now so we have
some big effect during the show.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And I don't want an EpiPen or whatever it is
that you would need.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't want you shooting my butt with anything.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You don't have to do it in the butt, in
the thigh.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Like, if I'm going to do it in the butt,
I want duves.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
That's fine, it'd be better, That's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No, I think we're good today. I think I don't
really want to risk it. Plus, you've touched your almonds,
and I don't really want your touched almonds.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Have do you know that I've touched them?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Because I you touch everything. You just you touch everything,
You touch your face, you touch everything. You're just a toucher.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But yeah, but I'm like a I go crazy about
sanitizing and cleaning my hands all the time, though also
probably more so than you. I use hand sanitizer all
the time.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yah, I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I just wash your hands. It's better for you. They say,
just wash your hands.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Do you want me getting up and washing my hands
every commercial break?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well, you don't. You're touching the same stuff all the time.
It doesn't really matter. You'll just at least wash up
when you're done with the show or something. You don't
need to do that all through throughout the show.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
But after a little while that surprises.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Me, because your baby you you know, like I'm not
saying I'm not saying that it affects kids at all,
But I don't know, like does that stuff absorb in
your skin? Is that one of those things we can
find out years from now. Because you are so good
about not putting anything near or in your body that
could affect your child. And by the way that I'm
not shaming you at all, it surprises me, like are
you using a specific hand sanitizer and it says okay
(06:52):
for pregnant women or something like that baby safe.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I mean I have mostly It's like I mostly use natural.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Hand sanitiz There we go, okay, so you're not this
stuff right here back here that smells like total isopropyl alcohol.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You and you use that right it smells off. I know,
I'll use it in a pinch, but I don't like
it at all, and I try to wash my hand.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, So now it's come around here, I understand. So
I was just concerned there for me because that shocks
me because you're very you've done, you are so pure
when it comes to this baby. You've tried so hard
to have this baby, and you're doing all the right
things and you don't you don't even take aspirin, I
mean nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, yeah, and I don't think. I don't think you're
supposed to take things like aspirin iby profe unless sometimes
under a doctor's recommendations you can take baby aspirin. I
think depending on what you got going on.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You're polishing back the beer pretty strong. But that doesn't
do anything.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Fine, I'm just trying to build up. It's tallerant Wisconsin,
so exactly it's coming out, yeah bo.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Getting back to the airplanes, Oh yeah, all right, so
you just hit a button on top of the dash,
so that's probably what they do.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They probably hit that pilot, take a snooze, and then
all right, wake me up when we're almost there.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
What's the point of having a pilot And I'm listen,
I'm not trying to lose any more jobs the government
shutdown and stuff. But then why if you can do that,
what's the point having a plilot?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, you still want somebody who's there in case of
an issue.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You just said before you get the people serving the cocktails.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, I think I want someone who's like in charge
of the driving of the plane and can oversee all
that because honestly, even in that scenario in emergency, yes,
I think it's good to know that there's a button
you can hit, but for the most part, I want
someone who knows what the heck they're looking at and
what they're doing. Because technology doesn't always work out super great.
You might, for whatever reason, if there's some kind of
(08:36):
faulty something technical issue, and then you can't stay in
touch with air traffic control, then what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
My luck, I would go up there, I hit the
wrong button, it'd be the emergency break and the plane
would go Thanks for listening to this episode of I
Tell You What, and please find more on the iHeartRadio
app or anywhere you get your podcasts. If you would,
please rate, review, subscribe, download, share, and like. Thanks
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What headnote.
A lot of people area week taking time off, a
lot of teachers getting out of here, a lot of
kids getting out of your families getting out of here.
Just say something were to happen. Thank god you listened
to this morning showing your way to the airport. Seriously,
thank god you listen to this radio station on the
(00:22):
way to the airport, because Doves is going to tell
you something very vital that you need to know if
you are in a plane where the pilots are incapacitated. Yep.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I was scrolling through TikTok and this pilot assured me
that I could land an airplane.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
And this is not any training from a pilot, right, yep,
This is from a pilot, not some TikTok video person.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
A pilot, right, an actual pilot that flies the seven
sixty seven. And he basically said, if you get in there,
he goes, there's one button that's on top of the dashboard.
You press that and you're good to go. And that
is the windshield wipers. I mean that too.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
What does the button do?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
It's an autopilot. It basically sets the plane flies itself
and then he says, all you got to do is
get in contact with air control and they can take
you from there. And he goes, I'm convinced that anybody
can land an airplane.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
They've been doing that for a while. So then you're
not technically landing it at all. You're just the person
hitting the button, right, But you have to announce to
air control that you but you needed to land, not
only just fly to get to the like in the
area which it has to make the descent on time. Yep,
how you get? Yeah, but how do you get How
do you get a hold of air traffic control? You know,
is there some complicated.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Probb I don't know if they're like already on the
radio or there's something that you hit.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
There's got to be some button, right, you need to
know that button, so you could tell them.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
They must train the flight attendants and things like this, right,
I no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You would think, so, yeah, there'd be something. But if
I land, maybe it's.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
A union deal and they don't. I don't know, So
they don't take over because a servant drinks end flying
the planet at the same.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Time at that point if they have an emergency landing,
I don't I'm sure that they're pausing befort services for a.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No no no no, no, no no no no. I
pay a healthy healthy.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Give me my free drinking, my ship.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Absolutely, or the pretzels. Sometimes you still get the peanuts
every now and then. The cookies are good.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I don't know if they still do. They still do
the peanuts because everybody's so everybody's afraid of allergens.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, and I'm more allergic to almonds than I am peanuts.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Are you lying?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
No, Sam, I'm not lying. Why would I Why do
you do that? I don't know. We have sent an
email back and forth the other day and I'm like, well,
blah blah blah blah blah is the case, and she goes, well,
if true, No, I just said that's the case. There's
no if true, it is true.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Idea.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Do that to me all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You're allergic to almonds.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I don't. I react to them moderately. I have a
moderate reaction to almonds.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Like year round or because sometimes you've weird.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I don't know that. I honestly don't know. Like I
know that, like certain melons, bananas really affect me. Yeah,
they affect me different times of the year. Avocados really
only in the summer. I can have them in the winter.
I maybe heading into avocado sea and for me.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Which is weird because or sad because avocados are usually
a summertime, summertime type thing.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yeah, well, I told you, like we were talking off
the air. I'm I'm screwed up. I'm just I'm just.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
You know, screwed up.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I don't mean it in a bad way. I'm just
kind of you know, I'm some things about me are
kind of whack.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
You have seasonal allergies, but with food, which is weird.
I haven't met anyone else.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I have a kid that is that is really allergic
to fish. But he can have all the Krabby wants,
all the shrimp he wants, well all those things, and
he can have the crustaceans, but he cannot have uh,
just like a walleye. I mean, even just a flake
of a walleye will get his esophagus going.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah, crustaceans and shellfish and things like that. I think
they're kind of a different category because they're like the
bugs of the sea.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yes, sorry, I just wanted to use that. No, I
have I have like a light almond allergy. It doesn't
really affect me like a banana in the hot season
would bananas, I think in the summer, although I think
it's mostly summer when I have them, when I have
the thing in the air. And then there's if there's
an alogist listening, you know. I've had people like doctors
(04:04):
and other people call in lawyers. Stuff that we're talking
about used talkback on the iHeartRadio app. Just hit the uh,
hit the red microphone and let us know, or we
could just look it up on the internet. But there
is some weird thing with the allergies that I do have.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I got a smoothie down in the deli one time
and Chris was like, oh, that looks really good. I
want to get one. But it had banana in it,
like one of the base things was banana. And You're like, well,
see if it'll probably be fine, we'll trust it out.
And I'm like, are you sure that you want to
do that? And he was fine.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
What did I do? Did I take a different straw
and sip out of it or something? I didn't remember
buying a banana smooth.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You did get your own?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I think I did.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, I don't even remember you didn't drink out of mine.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, I know I wouldn't do that. Well, did you
pour it in a cup? You did something?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Maybe I let maybe I had you try mine?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah you did.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
You ended up getting your own though, Yeah I did.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah, I think, Wow, that's the I wouldn't. I don't
think I would do that because I don't think. I
think I would taste it and then and then kind
of get a feel and then on the way home,
see if I win an anaphylactic shot.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't know that I would have shared.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If I remember right, I did a different straw or
something like. I don't remember, but it was it was,
I remember fully, but I remember not having an issue.
That's when I went home or or later that week
I had a banana and I was fine.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
So weird, And then other times you have it and
you get like that tingly mouth.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, sometimes tomatoes will set me off.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Should we test it out and I have almonds?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Same?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Do you want to do it now so we have
some big effect during the show.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And I don't want an EpiPen or whatever it is
that you would need.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't want you shooting my butt with anything.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You don't have to do it in the butt, in
the thigh.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Like, if I'm going to do it in the butt,
I want duves.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
That's fine, it'd be better, That's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
No, I think we're good today. I think I don't
really want to risk it. Plus, you've touched your almonds,
and I don't really want your touched almonds.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Have do you know that I've touched them?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Because I you touch everything. You just you touch everything,
You touch your face, you touch everything. You're just a toucher.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But yeah, but I'm like a I go crazy about
sanitizing and cleaning my hands all the time, though also
probably more so than you. I use hand sanitizer all
the time.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yah, I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I just wash your hands. It's better for you. They say,
just wash your hands.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Do you want me getting up and washing my hands
every commercial break?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Well, you don't. You're touching the same stuff all the time.
It doesn't really matter. You'll just at least wash up
when you're done with the show or something. You don't
need to do that all through throughout the show.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
But after a little while that surprises.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Me, because your baby you you know, like I'm not
saying I'm not saying that it affects kids at all,
But I don't know, like does that stuff absorb in
your skin? Is that one of those things we can
find out years from now. Because you are so good
about not putting anything near or in your body that
could affect your child. And by the way that I'm
not shaming you at all, it surprises me, like are
you using a specific hand sanitizer and it says okay
(06:52):
for pregnant women or something like that baby safe.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I mean I have mostly It's like I mostly use natural.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Hand sanitiz There we go, okay, so you're not this
stuff right here back here that smells like total isopropyl alcohol.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You and you use that right it smells off. I know,
I'll use it in a pinch, but I don't like
it at all, and I try to wash my hand.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, So now it's come around here, I understand. So
I was just concerned there for me because that shocks
me because you're very you've done, you are so pure
when it comes to this baby. You've tried so hard
to have this baby, and you're doing all the right
things and you don't you don't even take aspirin, I
mean nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Well, yeah, and I don't think. I don't think you're
supposed to take things like aspirin iby profe unless sometimes
under a doctor's recommendations you can take baby aspirin. I
think depending on what you got going on.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You're polishing back the beer pretty strong. But that doesn't
do anything.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Fine, I'm just trying to build up. It's tallerant Wisconsin,
so exactly it's coming out, yeah bo.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Getting back to the airplanes, Oh yeah, all right, so
you just hit a button on top of the dash,
so that's probably what they do.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
They probably hit that pilot, take a snooze, and then
all right, wake me up when we're almost there.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
What's the point of having a pilot And I'm listen,
I'm not trying to lose any more jobs the government
shutdown and stuff. But then why if you can do that,
what's the point having a plilot?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well, you still want somebody who's there in case of
an issue.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You just said before you get the people serving the cocktails.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, I think I want someone who's like in charge
of the driving of the plane and can oversee all
that because honestly, even in that scenario in emergency, yes,
I think it's good to know that there's a button
you can hit, but for the most part, I want
someone who knows what the heck they're looking at and
what they're doing. Because technology doesn't always work out super great.
You might, for whatever reason, if there's some kind of
(08:36):
faulty something technical issue, and then you can't stay in
touch with air traffic control, then what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
My luck, I would go up there, I hit the
wrong button, it'd be the emergency break and the plane
would go Thanks for listening to this episode of I
Tell You What, and please find more on the iHeartRadio
app or anywhere you get your podcasts. If you would,
please rate, review, subscribe, download, share, and like. Thanks
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