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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell you what red
flags that you ignored? Well, because, quite frankly, the person
that you're dating was pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I can't wait because, as I've said before, Chris always
has great stories. But we're looking for your stories. To
go to the Chris car Company Facebook page. I want
to know what are the red flags that you happily
ignored because they were hot?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
He'm on talkback to if you want.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yes exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
For example, somebody said she told me when I asked
her to be my girlfriend these exact words, you shouldn't
date me.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm a terrible person. Me being a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Gentleman, I reassured her she's not, and that would be
a great couple.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
It turns out that she was right. At least she
warned them. That's a red flag. You know.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
She's like, yeah, she handed them the red flag and
was like, here you go, my guy, and then he
said no.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
And then somebody.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Else said, in separate conversations, she told me her brother
was a narcissist, her mother was a narcissist, her father
was a narcissist. Her axe was also a narcissist. Guess
how she ended up behaving? Yeah, but hot, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, I mean that's sometimes that's what just gets people
the next step.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You gotta be patient with everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
My one of my favorites, though.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Somebody said whenever she stayed over she would leave at
four am to go home because her housemate would be
suspicious if she wasn't home. Well, it turns out the
housemate was her boyfriend, who got home from work at
five am. They're still together and they have a kid
and live one suburb over from me.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh, it's a little rough.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
It was a little messy, Chrispy, do you.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Have any I dated a girl that only wanted to
hang out from like seven pm on during the day. Nothing,
didn't want anything to do with. Now, was like, either
I'm ugly or she just wants to.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Use just the one.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I mean, no offense. I'm just you were you were
you were a booty call. I guess so you pictured
the just a booty call. No, I can't too nice,
I mean, well yeah, and I just don't you just
don't like, yeah, you just don't look like a booty.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
But I know you. I haven't don anything of it.
I was like, oh, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, cool's not too bad if it was like at
her midnight every day, and then they'd be like, Okay,
I got some questions. Yeah, Chris, you always have crazy stories.
Do you have any crazy dating stories?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
And you know what?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And also, you know what's the question that you love
to ask about anybody is hot?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Exactly what was the question?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah? Do you have any crazy stories? Like red flags?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
You're breaking up? I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
How many red flags are?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Before I answer the question?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Your wife?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hello, Hi, are you at work already? Good morning?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, just checking all right? I love you? Is everything okay? Yeah,
everything's great. Yeah, I love you. So you're in the building,
you're there? I am okay, I am. I love you dearly.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I love you dearly.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, that's my sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You just wanted to make sure that she was at
work before you talked about this.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
This is to get good school out.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, she works at the school, she's around kids, Canada,
the radio stuff kind of well, number one, I got
to find out. You know what, if she's attached to
the pole, you know what I mean? If she's too
attached to the pole, what do you mean? They never
bothered me.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
She's too attached to the pole.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You know the poll the pole. A firefighter, Yeah, she's
a firefighter. It's a red flag. You know, it's a
dangerous profession.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I've got Are you saying if she's a stripper? What yep,
that's a red flag.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
No, she's hot. No, and it's not a red flag anyway.
People are people. They can choose to profession. I dated
a girl who is really super super super super hot. Right,
something tells me my wife's running back out to the car.
Just see what you and she she did not know
her directions. She could not tell left. I would be
(03:45):
driving the car and she would be driving and go
take it left. She goes, which way, that's fair that
way unless you get all flush and I go left
and she goes, that's right, that's wair that way.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm like that way, I'd have to point.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
How do you even? But she was what how do
you obtain a driver's license and drive around it?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Because she's hot?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
The in was like, yeah, well I'm passing her absolutely,
I don't care. What how about you did to get
a test? She had her test?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
What in the world?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
What else she got? She always And then there's another girl.
She always slopped food on her chest shirt. Oh yeah,
but she was very well.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Was it on purpose?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Though? Clean.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
We would be going to formal events, she'd have a
white dress on or something like that, and she would
slop it all over and it was like chronic.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
It was all the time. It was really annoying and
people were even like, why do you date?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And she I just you know what, Kim couldn't be judgmental,
but she was really kind of a train wreck a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And I'm just like, she she's hot.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
My neighbor or my name. My friends would even say
it's because she's hot. Because she's hot.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
What I spill food on myself all the time, say,
especially if it's white.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
My shirt's like, let me have a taste.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
It's like a magnet.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We put this up on the Chris Current company Facebook
page and my husband Hawthorne commented on it. Oh boy,
what's the red flag you happily ignored because they were hot?
And he said, horses, I'll not take that.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm not done.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Oh thank goodness.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
There was a woman that her parents, her mom came
out to me and said, my father or I'm sorry,
my husband is going to end your life.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
If you continue seeing my daughter. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, she said, he's a six foot five Italian guy
and he will he'll lay waste to you in a second.
Oh and I'm like, I was very shaken in my boots. Yeah,
and he's inside sleeping right now. Let's leave him sleeping,
is what she said. But we this dating can't continue.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Whatever? Because I was in high school?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Did she just want you for herself?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't know who the mom a freak, you know what?
I never thought about that, But can I tell you something?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
She was hot.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I drove out of there, and then my other friend
talked to me. I was sixteen years old, and my
other buddy goes, he can't kill you, you're only sixteen.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm like, h that's right. And she was hot.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So I went back and continued dating her, and I'm
still alive today.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Listen to this episode of I Tell You What? If
you would, please rate, review, subscribe, down a chair and like,
thank you
Welcome to another episode of I Tell you what red
flags that you ignored? Well, because, quite frankly, the person
that you're dating was pretty hot.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I can't wait because, as I've said before, Chris always
has great stories. But we're looking for your stories. To
go to the Chris car Company Facebook page. I want
to know what are the red flags that you happily
ignored because they were hot?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
He'm on talkback to if you want.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yes exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
For example, somebody said she told me when I asked
her to be my girlfriend these exact words, you shouldn't
date me.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm a terrible person. Me being a.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Gentleman, I reassured her she's not, and that would be
a great couple.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
It turns out that she was right. At least she
warned them. That's a red flag. You know.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
She's like, yeah, she handed them the red flag and
was like, here you go, my guy, and then he
said no.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
And then somebody.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Else said, in separate conversations, she told me her brother
was a narcissist, her mother was a narcissist, her father
was a narcissist. Her axe was also a narcissist. Guess
how she ended up behaving? Yeah, but hot, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, I mean that's sometimes that's what just gets people
the next step.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You gotta be patient with everybody.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
My one of my favorites, though.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Somebody said whenever she stayed over she would leave at
four am to go home because her housemate would be
suspicious if she wasn't home. Well, it turns out the
housemate was her boyfriend, who got home from work at
five am. They're still together and they have a kid
and live one suburb over from me.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Oh, it's a little rough.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
It was a little messy, Chrispy, do you.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Have any I dated a girl that only wanted to
hang out from like seven pm on during the day. Nothing,
didn't want anything to do with. Now, was like, either
I'm ugly or she just wants to.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Use just the one.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
I mean, no offense. I'm just you were you were
you were a booty call. I guess so you pictured
the just a booty call. No, I can't too nice,
I mean, well yeah, and I just don't you just
don't like, yeah, you just don't look like a booty.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
But I know you. I haven't don anything of it.
I was like, oh, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, cool's not too bad if it was like at
her midnight every day, and then they'd be like, Okay,
I got some questions. Yeah, Chris, you always have crazy stories.
Do you have any crazy dating stories?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
And you know what?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And also, you know what's the question that you love
to ask about anybody is hot?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Exactly what was the question?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah? Do you have any crazy stories? Like red flags?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
You're breaking up? I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
How many red flags are?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Before I answer the question?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Your wife?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hello, Hi, are you at work already? Good morning?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, just checking all right? I love you? Is everything okay? Yeah,
everything's great. Yeah, I love you. So you're in the building,
you're there? I am okay, I am. I love you dearly.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
I love you dearly.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, that's my sweetheart.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You just wanted to make sure that she was at
work before you talked about this.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
This is to get good school out.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well, she works at the school, she's around kids, Canada,
the radio stuff kind of well, number one, I got
to find out. You know what, if she's attached to
the pole, you know what I mean? If she's too
attached to the pole, what do you mean? They never
bothered me.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
She's too attached to the pole.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You know the poll the pole. A firefighter, Yeah, she's
a firefighter. It's a red flag. You know, it's a
dangerous profession.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I've got Are you saying if she's a stripper? What yep,
that's a red flag.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
No, she's hot. No, and it's not a red flag anyway.
People are people. They can choose to profession. I dated
a girl who is really super super super super hot. Right,
something tells me my wife's running back out to the car.
Just see what you and she she did not know
her directions. She could not tell left. I would be
(03:45):
driving the car and she would be driving and go
take it left. She goes, which way, that's fair that
way unless you get all flush and I go left
and she goes, that's right, that's wair that way.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm like that way, I'd have to point.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
How do you even? But she was what how do
you obtain a driver's license and drive around it?
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Because she's hot?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
The in was like, yeah, well I'm passing her absolutely,
I don't care. What how about you did to get
a test? She had her test?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
What in the world?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
What else she got? She always And then there's another girl.
She always slopped food on her chest shirt. Oh yeah,
but she was very well.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Was it on purpose?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Though? Clean.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
We would be going to formal events, she'd have a
white dress on or something like that, and she would
slop it all over and it was like chronic.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
It was all the time. It was really annoying and
people were even like, why do you date?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
And she I just you know what, Kim couldn't be judgmental,
but she was really kind of a train wreck a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
And I'm just like, she she's hot.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
My neighbor or my name. My friends would even say
it's because she's hot. Because she's hot.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
What I spill food on myself all the time, say,
especially if it's white.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
My shirt's like, let me have a taste.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
It's like a magnet.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We put this up on the Chris Current company Facebook
page and my husband Hawthorne commented on it. Oh boy,
what's the red flag you happily ignored because they were hot?
And he said, horses, I'll not take that.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I'm not done.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Oh thank goodness.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
There was a woman that her parents, her mom came
out to me and said, my father or I'm sorry,
my husband is going to end your life.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
If you continue seeing my daughter. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, she said, he's a six foot five Italian guy
and he will he'll lay waste to you in a second.
Oh and I'm like, I was very shaken in my boots. Yeah,
and he's inside sleeping right now. Let's leave him sleeping,
is what she said. But we this dating can't continue.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Whatever? Because I was in high school?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Did she just want you for herself?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't know who the mom a freak, you know what?
I never thought about that, But can I tell you something?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
She was hot.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I drove out of there, and then my other friend
talked to me. I was sixteen years old, and my
other buddy goes, he can't kill you, you're only sixteen.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'm like, h that's right. And she was hot.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
So I went back and continued dating her, and I'm
still alive today.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Listen to this episode of I Tell You What? If
you would, please rate, review, subscribe, down a chair and like,
thank you
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