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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dubbs did something magical last Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I don't get this song at.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
All, dude, this is like the first thing I think
of when I when I think about a massage.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Really yeah, it's just some kind of massage like music.
I don't know. It's just very peaceful, some massage music.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Massage is like soft calm, like meditating. This isn't soft
calm and meditating.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Chris doesn't know what it's like to be soft.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Back to the old standby stuff. Here.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
They don't play music like that. No, not a lot
of time that I've had a massage play Osbourne when
I'm in there or something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Do you have to special request as the Osbourne?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, no, no, I think they just look at me
and this guy just needs some hardcore metal or something.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
This will relax.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
So you get a massage, you know, Lena? Do you guys?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm sorry one year old? Okay done? You and you
and Lauren went in and get them. Yeah, we got
a couple's massage and birth you're together. Yeah, you're just
in the same room. You each have a masseuse. And
I've never done that, never had a couple of massage.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I go in one room. She goes in another room.
We did that, but never in the same room. Oh yeah, no,
can hear each other?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Like oh right there, right there?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yep? And so did she have a dude? We both
had ladies.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh nice.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
But but the thing is, so I'm laying there and
she goes, do you want a deep tissue massage?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And I'm like sure, yeah. I was like I get
used one.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
All of a sudden, I just feel her hands on
the table like this by my head and she climbs
up on the bed and her knees are on my back,
and I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
If you're just tuning at this very moment, It's not
what you think.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I mean it kind of like I was like, what
did Lauren sign us up for? Lauren did that? Or
the missau the masseuse? Did Lauren see that? Well?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Afterwards, I go, I have to tell you, so, I go,
did you experience She goes the lady climb up on
your back?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yes, saying she did that to Lauren.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yes, weird.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't know that this was the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Does she have her knees like, were you straddled or yes?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I know I was.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
At one point I felt like I was straddled, but
her knees were like straight. It's hard to okay, people
can't see that like on my back. Why was she
on top of you other than trying to she can't
get leverage. I don't know if she's not like strong
enough with like her hands. So she's like, oh, we're
gonna put knees into it. Tyropractors do that, but massuses do.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
That, I guess. So where we went to Minnetaka, they do.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I would be like, whoa, I'm sorry, Robert Craft, Yeah,
that's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
We signed up for the robber Craft special.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I was just I did not consent to this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I was at one point I was like, is this normal?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No? I just got to ask. And I know there's
a lot of people. Don't please, don't slay me, don't
get mad. What but like, I mean like, was she
like four bills? I mean, was she heavy or no?
I mean no, small Asian woman, okay, And she just
did a little tap dance on your.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Bad yep with her knees. What happened? Did you feel better?
Did it hurt? Nod your back? Crack? I mean what
was At one point it did? And I was like oh.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I was like, oh, okay, now I know why you're
doing this, but it from well, at one point, I
can like hear her breathing in my ear and I'm.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Like, I'm like, man, you aren't you glow? What's going on?
I don't know you cheated?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You know, I would be cheating. I would be so tense,
and so I think I was.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
At one point. I was like, I think we're at
one point. I go, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
My wife's right there, I mean right there right off
of me.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, I don't know if that's a thing like that's
the first time I've ever experienced it. So I'm like,
I don't know if this is actually like a thing
they do all the time or.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
How to report this point?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It doesn't we don't have to call group. I'd be like, hey,
what are you guys giving away?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, I've gotten massages, but i've never.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Never, never. No, they jumped on her back too.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yes, she had like an older woman and I was
like like, almost like a grandma, no kidding.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I'm like, oh, what's the number of this job. I'll
tell you
Dubbs did something magical last Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I don't get this song at.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
All, dude, this is like the first thing I think
of when I when I think about a massage.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Really yeah, it's just some kind of massage like music.
I don't know. It's just very peaceful, some massage music.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You know.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Massage is like soft calm, like meditating. This isn't soft
calm and meditating.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Chris doesn't know what it's like to be soft.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Back to the old standby stuff. Here.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
They don't play music like that. No, not a lot
of time that I've had a massage play Osbourne when
I'm in there or something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Do you have to special request as the Osbourne?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, no, no, I think they just look at me
and this guy just needs some hardcore metal or something.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
This will relax.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
So you get a massage, you know, Lena? Do you guys?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I'm sorry one year old? Okay done? You and you
and Lauren went in and get them. Yeah, we got
a couple's massage and birth you're together. Yeah, you're just
in the same room. You each have a masseuse. And
I've never done that, never had a couple of massage.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I go in one room. She goes in another room.
We did that, but never in the same room. Oh yeah, no,
can hear each other?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Like oh right there, right there?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yep? And so did she have a dude? We both
had ladies.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh nice.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
But but the thing is, so I'm laying there and
she goes, do you want a deep tissue massage?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And I'm like sure, yeah. I was like I get
used one.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
All of a sudden, I just feel her hands on
the table like this by my head and she climbs
up on the bed and her knees are on my back,
and I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
If you're just tuning at this very moment, It's not
what you think.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I mean it kind of like I was like, what
did Lauren sign us up for? Lauren did that? Or
the missau the masseuse? Did Lauren see that? Well?
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Afterwards, I go, I have to tell you, so, I go,
did you experience She goes the lady climb up on
your back?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yes, saying she did that to Lauren.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yes, weird.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't know that this was the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Does she have her knees like, were you straddled or yes?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I know I was.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
At one point I felt like I was straddled, but
her knees were like straight. It's hard to okay, people
can't see that like on my back. Why was she
on top of you other than trying to she can't
get leverage. I don't know if she's not like strong
enough with like her hands. So she's like, oh, we're
gonna put knees into it. Tyropractors do that, but massuses do.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
That, I guess. So where we went to Minnetaka, they do.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I would be like, whoa, I'm sorry, Robert Craft, Yeah,
that's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
We signed up for the robber Craft special.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I was just I did not consent to this.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I was at one point I was like, is this normal?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No? I just got to ask. And I know there's
a lot of people. Don't please, don't slay me, don't
get mad. What but like, I mean like, was she
like four bills? I mean, was she heavy or no?
I mean no, small Asian woman, okay, And she just
did a little tap dance on your.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Bad yep with her knees. What happened? Did you feel better?
Did it hurt? Nod your back? Crack? I mean what
was At one point it did? And I was like oh.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I was like, oh, okay, now I know why you're
doing this, but it from well, at one point, I
can like hear her breathing in my ear and I'm.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Like, I'm like, man, you aren't you glow? What's going on?
I don't know you cheated?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You know, I would be cheating. I would be so tense,
and so I think I was.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
At one point. I was like, I think we're at
one point. I go, I'm good.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
My wife's right there, I mean right there right off
of me.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Weird.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, I don't know if that's a thing like that's
the first time I've ever experienced it. So I'm like,
I don't know if this is actually like a thing
they do all the time or.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
How to report this point?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It doesn't we don't have to call group. I'd be like, hey,
what are you guys giving away?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah, I've gotten massages, but i've never.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Never, never. No, they jumped on her back too.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yes, she had like an older woman and I was
like like, almost like a grandma, no kidding.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I'm like, oh, what's the number of this job. I'll
tell you
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