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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell you what things
You're going to start getting scary around here? Do you
believe in that stuff?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I do?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Do you really?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Especially?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What is it that hotel in Milwaukee the Fist?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
I stated the fist before fister.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
What is the Fister?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Well, the f I s t e R. The Fister.
It's named after this guy in the eighteen hundreds. I
think he built the hotel, mister Fister.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Oh, it's the name of the hotel. He's talking about
some like ghost cool whatever.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
It's like, I just start like you have like the
hasslinging Slasher, except.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I would never stay in that town. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, that's where out of the teams that come from
out of town stay.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I really thought you were gonna and I think you
go ahead?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
What did you think?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Nothing? I just thought you were going down a different
road all together. And I'm glad. I thought you're going
to take her up a different alley.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That is the alley I took. What are you talking about?
It is I'm talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
A monster that wants to.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Like fist you you well, what else?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
What else would they do?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
You?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Know yeah, like up.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah inside, yeah, yeah, okay, turn you into a puppet, yes, yeah,
do you say yes?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
People are worried.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
About the Fister? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh? Do you know? If I was hit by the fist,
I'd be like cloudy today with the high That sounds awful.
Absolutely off hotel? Okay, are you going to you meet
mister Fister? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I still would never stay at a hotel called the
Fister Hotel. I don't care if I have to go
a half hour away. I would rather drive.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, the Dodgers didn't want this Dodger didn't want to
stay there. Wife. His wife didn't want to stay there.
Is that the deal? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Because I don't want to stay there because apparently a hotel
is haunted. That's where like all the out of town
teams stay when they played in Milwaukee's they all stay there.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, why do they ask such a good record this year?
The Brewers, they got a bunch of high school kids
on that team, and they're winning because nobody could get
a night's sleep. For real, are getting fisted the night
before you try swinging a bat. After that happened, well,
now we know.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What they're into.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
We went up for a game, and we stayed at
the what was it the Ambassador Hotel where Jeffrey Dahmer killed,
like his first stay there. Yeah, well, we didn't know
it at the time until we were leaving.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Until you walked in the head the billboard. This is
where Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Room five oh seven. What that's that's the room number?
Were you?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, No, they don't even have that room has to
be full of concrete, no something.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, they you could stay there, They say, stuff happens.
I don't know if that's really true.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You know, I know I'm pretty literal, but like, why
would they fully concrete a hotel room? That would make
it so unbearably heavy it would just the building would
fall down.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
It's just kind of it's kind of a metaphor for
the net use the room any more. Maybe it's a
cleaning closet, or they just they just fill it with
fill it with They fill it with foam. Okay, does
that make you better fill it with doesn't structural integrity
of the building. Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
They fill it with styrifog, like two thousand square feet
of concrete Florida ceiling.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's what I fixed here.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It was just It was an expression that sadly I
kind of made up and I apologize.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Like the structure would collect it would.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Probably would yes, fill it with lead, that'd be worse.
Fill it with iron.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Come on, now, you got to be literal. Can't say concrete.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
She derails every single bit you're she just stops at
her tracks. It's the only time she does it in
her life.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, imagine how boring your life would be without me
spicing up your congressation.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh, I think Dobson and I are gonna do just fine.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I think you're gonna miss it.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh, we're gonna have so much stuff on time. We're
not gonna know what to do with ourselves. All of
our commercial breaks in the end time, our bathroom breaks
will be on time. I can those little training sessions
we have to do will all be done like the
day they're asked. Yeah, supposed to overdo. Listen, I can
show will start on time.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I can't imagine that. I am the only person that
had some questions when you said the fister, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Now the Fister's a different deal. We're talking about filling
the room with concrete. That's where you derailed everything. The
Fister we get that. Yes, we started with that. Yeah,
like I understand the dumbs and I were trying to
just kind of glide by that, and I explained who
mister Fister is. It sounds awful. It sounds like a
bad video.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Do you think when was mister Fis alive?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Eighteen hundreds? Here comes another? If true? He was like
eighteen hundreds. He had an ye like a leather leather maker,
a leather company.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, and he made it out of humans. There's a
leather out of humans.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
So how the hotels shades are from people from the
eighteen He was greened before green?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Yeah, I thought he was geens and inspiration. Yeah, that
show looks way too scary, duves.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Did you watch it?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Okay, let's stay on target here. Did you look up
mister Fister.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, it doesn't come up. I'm getting like other people.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's why I moved on there. Just like a Fister
hotel in Milwaukee.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Oh, I was looking at mister Fister.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Anybody stay at the Fister Hotel in Milwaukee talk back
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
If you're still pay me to stay there?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, I don't want to get I don't believe in it.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I just don't believe in that stuff. I don't believe.
I'm not a ghost believer. I believe in God. I
believe in you know, I'm grand standing. I believe in
Jesus has these spirits you either one way or the other. Man,
I don't think you're flowing.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Looks like a Fister.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh my gosh. Okay, so I've got the Fister Hotel website.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Nobody's stuck it about nobody's stuck in transition in Milwaukee.
Well maybe they are. Actually Milwaukee would be purgatory.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Okay, So yeah, I don't know. What do you want
me to tell?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I don't don't know. So he was a business I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
You know a lot of his businessman and he was
he made leather, he made.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Like say anything about that? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Okay, here, how do you pronounce this name? G u
I d o Guido? So it's Guido Fister and his
son Charles are the ones that opened it in eighteen
ninety three. So he was a tanner, you were correct, Yeah, yeah,
he was a tanner. He established a leather He established
a leather store. He was from Germany, and he was
(06:34):
a businessman.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
And his name is Guido from Germany. How does that happen?
I don't know, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah, I don't. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Some Germans named the kid Guido.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, Gwiedo Yeah from Germany and.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The k Guido and Chuck. That's so randomo and good
luck Chuck.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's very raredom out here's Guido. And what are we
name in our second kid?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Chuck?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Chuck?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
And he named his other kid Louise what he was
married to an Elizabeth? So I don't know the Guido
came from.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Louise was married to an Elizabeth back in the eighteen hundred.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
No, no Guido was Guido, Chuck was was with It's
his partner was with Elizabeth. Okay, I don't think they
got married. They had children in sin Well Vacu. The
hotel is haunted, all right, So other wise don't stay
at the Fister hotel like this La Dodger because his
was more his wife was afraid.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I think. I don't think he was afraid. I think
his wife was afraid unless you're into that into what fisting, yes,
or getting scared by ghosts.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Apposedly both Okay, so what is haunted about it? I
don't think we've learned.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That doors shut, doors shut, lights turn on and off
by themselves. An old building, people, you hear things because
you're in a hotel with four hundred other people.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
That's eight was built in the eighteen hundred. Yes, creaky
creek issues.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, you don't mean you can have plumbing problems. You're
gonna have electrical issues. Probably, I mean imagine they redid
the electrical let's just be hodful about this. Yeah, you know,
I'm sure they don't have a fuse box. They probably
have a brain her box.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Coats are probably just flicking the lights on it off,
going ooh, modern electricity.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
This is fun.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Dodgers are in town, lose Oh weird the questions.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
It does look like a beautiful hotel. I don't think
I have any It's.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
An old hotel. It is beautiful. Yeah, yep, I have
stayed there. I don't remember why, but I stayed there. No,
not me. I was by myself until about three in
the morning. Then I had a visitor. Did you enjoy
it it was a ghost? Did you like it? I
don't recall having too bad at a time.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Did you walk right?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yeah? I think I felt fine. I seem to remember
everything just just fine.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
That's good. Yeah, yeah, I think you'd remember if you
got seen by the Fist.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Probably. Yeah. I don't think you could say the name
without me freaking out a little bit. Yeah, well, especially
you put mister in front of it. Mister FISTERSD sounds
like a game that you play on role play night.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
You want to playing mister seriously, you should go. You
should go ask people around the office if they want
to play mister.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
You first. Nobody's gonna take Sam wants to play mister
Fester with you. I'm sorry. What hey, thanks for listening
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Speaker 2 (09:19):
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