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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What. Did
you guys hear the news?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Well?
Speaker 4 (00:05):
Can you be more specific? There's lots of news out
in the land of Newsland?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Take a shot? Did you did you hear anything in
the land of Newsland?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Not really, I didn't really pay that close of attention.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I just got something.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Are there some fancy starfishes that are like doing well
that we should talk about?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Man? That's it.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
How did you know? Did you look over my shoulder
and see the subtitle? Yes, you should talk about the
fancy starfishes? Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
No, Minnesota is top ten ranked.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I did see this. We can I guess? Can I guess?
Can I guess?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for having a baby.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, No, that's your world, which is good. I like that.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Okay, that was a real headline yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, this is kind of along the same lines. I
guess you want to guess, dubbs.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I wasn't even I was gonna say, chee cheese broke
Land and they're gonna building their first restaurant in Minnesota soon.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Since since yeah, what twenty twenty five years or so?
That's good. I got I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I like the guesses that's that's that's not it either.
But I'm not going to belittle any guess. Okay, that's
good that that it kind of applies a little bit here.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Maybe that's what put this over the edge.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Minnesota is number nine in the top ten most fun
states in America.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
They haven't spent that much time downtown, if you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, now, downtown doesn't make up the rest of the spot.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Unless my idea of a good time is having my
windows smashed, my catalytic converter stolen.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh boy, we're off this morning, aren't we. Oh yeah, yeah, boy.
I think they got those teams that went around and
smashed However, many cars, hundreds of cars, hundreds of cars.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Don't worry, they finally get they'll be out.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
There's more, there's more to cover for them.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, you think that they caught every teenager who thinks
that it might be fun to vandalize.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We're really going in the wrong direction of what I
wanted to talk about. Sorry, Maybe that's a new fun
thing to do. Maybe that a thing.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Maybe lighting buildings on fire and banging up other people's properties.
Maybe that's what's fun. We should be number one, then
we should be arguing this.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But no, we're not number one. We're only number nine on.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
The list of the most damaging states to other people's
property that's not yours.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Thanks the other people.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
They surveyed a bunch of juvenile delinquent centers. The state's great.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
No, based on all of the stuff they came in here, California,
Is this yere's most fun?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You entertainment recreation third for night life.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Give me a break. Okay, so stealing catalytic converters and
smashing windows isn't quite enough. We just want to be
able to see a bunch of needles on the ground
and fecal matter on the streets and whatever you can find.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
A party to me? How about you, dubs?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I mean, I'm in.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You can't walk barefoot anywhere.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't mean this in a bad way. They couldn't
help this, whatever it was, But that state was on
fire for the first yeah month of the year. And
I'm not saying that in any way to belittle or
I mean, it was. It's awful. How does that make
it the most fun? That's what I don't consume so
much of everyone's life running from that thing.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And I don't want anyone to think that I'm actually
that obtuse. I know that there are beautiful parts of California.
There are beautiful Most of Minnesota is beautiful, full of
amazing people. I love the culture here. There's a reason
why I want to stay and live in Minnesota. I
love it, and so I agree it is a fun place.
But just of all the places California, there's so many
(03:34):
other states that are I think way more fun.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I agree with number two, though, And you guys made
adastise me for this. No Vegas is number three. Nevada.
Nevada's number three. Nevada's number three, all because of Vegas.
Number two is Florida.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
And I tell you, I was gonna say that should
be one that look yes all year round.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, I'll give you Florida. That makes sense. It's the
destination that people go to. You got all your beaches
and all the fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You got the Flora Man every day something new.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Not just that, but I mean people do really weird
things down there. Yeah, yeah, very creative.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yes, there's like a culture. They're weird and it's it's different.
It's just different.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Once you get through the bugs, it's it's fun. Yeah,
you got to learn to live with the bugs, you
know what I mean. Have fun with the bugs. Invite
the budgs to the party.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I used to live in Florida. I had a great
time in flor It's my first radio job.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That's awesome, dude. They had it was so fun.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
They had Paul Metow bugs down there. I mean, they
don't really hurt anything. I don't think they're really good
for anybody. They probably have like they probably hold nastiness
like cockroaches, but you couldn't kill them. They're like they
got to the point they evolved to the point where
like they have armor and they're like helicopters. They're huge.
You go to step on one, it just gets up
(04:47):
and walks away. It's like, really, buddy, wait till you
go to bed.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Illinois number four on one.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
There's nothing to do in Illinois. There's nothing. It's flat.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's Chicago and flat. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Porn, corn, oh, corn, yeah, porn.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
New York's number five. I could see that. New York's
a beautiful state.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You could even, yes, just about New York City to me,
like Florida, you can. I'll give you New York. New
York has so much to it. I just I don't
totally under I still don't.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Who cares about the rest of Minnesota's number nine Now,
I'm gonna throw a couple more in Washington. Washington and
Oregon are in there because I think it's very wet
and kind of gloomy a lot of I mean, it's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful,
but when it's not like that other part of the year,
which is like what half the year, I mean, you're
really I've had people tell me that they've were told
they had to take a vacation during the wet months.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I'll give you Washington and Oregon though, because of how
beautiful they are, and they're very very unique views that
you can get when you're hiking and all these different
outdoor activities. That makes sense. I still think I just and.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Seattle and Portland. They smashed a lot of cars there too,
so there's a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I see the correlation.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Seriously.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Texas is number eight.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Tubs Texas.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, there's a lot of fun things.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Big game hunting down in Texas.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Baby wor I was gonna say, where's Wisconsin on that list.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't see Scott and that's the they probably don't
count professionals because those people are there. There isn't a
bad day in their life in the moment you cross
into God's country over there in Wisconsin. I know Minnesotans
don't like to hear this, but those people are just happy.
Give them a beer, yeah, some cereal, give them some
Berrios in the morning, and the man.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You have some drains. The restaurants in Wisconsin, I don't
know what it is. I've got a lot of family
in Wisconsin and they're from small towns. But you pop
into a restaurant a random small town in Wisconsin and
it is a fine dining experience. And I don't understand
the restaurants sam their supper club.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
There's supper clubs. Yes, there's a supper club.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, and they used to be named after like the
highways over there, like the Highway fifty two supper club
or the fifty two supper club, or the thirty nine
supper club, all all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Don't go to the sixty nine supper club. That's a
little different.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I'm never going. Yeah, So I just think that the
odds that whoever came out with this survey, this article whatever.
They're probably from California, Yeah, and they just want to
pat pat pat themselves on the back, get the tourism back. Yeah,
and I get it again. Every state has their glorious,
wonderful cool things. California has plenty of them. But I
just come on, like outranking Florida. Florida is where everybody
(07:22):
goes for vacation.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I do in see Iowa on here.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Then I get that, but I do debate whether, I mean,
Wisconsin should definitely be top five. Yes, those people they
drink and watch the packers. I mean, that's what better
life could you possibly have if.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You're over there and you know cheese, uh huh. And
she's Kurds yes, the deep fried version yes.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
And plus we have our Minnesota State Fair here, you
know what I mean, So Minnesota should jump up a
couple more.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You do the survey after the fair.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Not before the well in the lake, the lake life
that you get here in Minnesota. I mean there's people,
there are people who live down south that come up
to Minnesota for the summertime because we have a cool
lake experience. I don't know, this is California.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Give me take this pole during our winter? Is that why?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That could be? Yeah, but we drink more in the winter,
so it's more fun. I don't know. It's all good,
it's okay. I have to get through it. We can aspire.
We got a few more places to climb.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I have strong feelings.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I know you do. So many sounds like you really
want to move to California and we've spent away.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah, for sure, because I want to be taxed into oblivion.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Thank you for listening to this episode of You Always
Get More in the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere you get your podcast,
Please review, subscribe, download, share, and like.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Thank you.
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What. Did
you guys hear the news?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Well?
Speaker 4 (00:05):
Can you be more specific? There's lots of news out
in the land of Newsland?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Take a shot? Did you did you hear anything in
the land of Newsland?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
Not really, I didn't really pay that close of attention.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I just got something.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Are there some fancy starfishes that are like doing well
that we should talk about?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Man? That's it.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
How did you know? Did you look over my shoulder
and see the subtitle? Yes, you should talk about the
fancy starfishes? Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
No, Minnesota is top ten ranked.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I did see this. We can I guess? Can I guess?
Can I guess?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for having a baby.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
No, No, that's your world, which is good. I like that.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Okay, that was a real headline yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, this is kind of along the same lines. I
guess you want to guess, dubbs.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I wasn't even I was gonna say, chee cheese broke
Land and they're gonna building their first restaurant in Minnesota soon.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Since since yeah, what twenty twenty five years or so?
That's good. I got I like that.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I like the guesses that's that's that's not it either.
But I'm not going to belittle any guess. Okay, that's
good that that it kind of applies a little bit here.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Maybe that's what put this over the edge.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Minnesota is number nine in the top ten most fun
states in America.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
They haven't spent that much time downtown, if you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, now, downtown doesn't make up the rest of the spot.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Unless my idea of a good time is having my
windows smashed, my catalytic converter stolen.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh boy, we're off this morning, aren't we. Oh yeah, yeah, boy.
I think they got those teams that went around and
smashed However, many cars, hundreds of cars, hundreds of cars.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Don't worry, they finally get they'll be out.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Oh, don't worry.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
There's more, there's more to cover for them.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Yeah, you think that they caught every teenager who thinks
that it might be fun to vandalize.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
We're really going in the wrong direction of what I
wanted to talk about. Sorry, Maybe that's a new fun
thing to do. Maybe that a thing.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Maybe lighting buildings on fire and banging up other people's properties.
Maybe that's what's fun. We should be number one, then
we should be arguing this.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But no, we're not number one. We're only number nine on.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
The list of the most damaging states to other people's
property that's not yours.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Thanks the other people.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
They surveyed a bunch of juvenile delinquent centers. The state's great.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
No, based on all of the stuff they came in here, California,
Is this yere's most fun?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
You entertainment recreation third for night life.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Give me a break. Okay, so stealing catalytic converters and
smashing windows isn't quite enough. We just want to be
able to see a bunch of needles on the ground
and fecal matter on the streets and whatever you can find.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
A party to me? How about you, dubs?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I mean, I'm in.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
You can't walk barefoot anywhere.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I don't mean this in a bad way. They couldn't
help this, whatever it was, But that state was on
fire for the first yeah month of the year. And
I'm not saying that in any way to belittle or
I mean, it was. It's awful. How does that make
it the most fun? That's what I don't consume so
much of everyone's life running from that thing.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And I don't want anyone to think that I'm actually
that obtuse. I know that there are beautiful parts of California.
There are beautiful Most of Minnesota is beautiful, full of
amazing people. I love the culture here. There's a reason
why I want to stay and live in Minnesota. I
love it, and so I agree it is a fun place.
But just of all the places California, there's so many
(03:34):
other states that are I think way more fun.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I agree with number two, though, And you guys made
adastise me for this. No Vegas is number three. Nevada.
Nevada's number three. Nevada's number three, all because of Vegas.
Number two is Florida.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
And I tell you, I was gonna say that should
be one that look yes all year round.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, I'll give you Florida. That makes sense. It's the
destination that people go to. You got all your beaches
and all the fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
You got the Flora Man every day something new.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Not just that, but I mean people do really weird
things down there. Yeah, yeah, very creative.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yes, there's like a culture. They're weird and it's it's different.
It's just different.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Once you get through the bugs, it's it's fun. Yeah,
you got to learn to live with the bugs, you
know what I mean. Have fun with the bugs. Invite
the budgs to the party.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I used to live in Florida. I had a great
time in flor It's my first radio job.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That's awesome, dude. They had it was so fun.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
They had Paul Metow bugs down there. I mean, they
don't really hurt anything. I don't think they're really good
for anybody. They probably have like they probably hold nastiness
like cockroaches, but you couldn't kill them. They're like they
got to the point they evolved to the point where
like they have armor and they're like helicopters. They're huge.
You go to step on one, it just gets up
(04:47):
and walks away. It's like, really, buddy, wait till you
go to bed.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That's terrifying.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Illinois number four on one.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Listen.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
There's nothing to do in Illinois. There's nothing. It's flat.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's Chicago and flat. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Porn, corn, oh, corn, yeah, porn.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
New York's number five. I could see that. New York's
a beautiful state.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You could even, yes, just about New York City to me,
like Florida, you can. I'll give you New York. New
York has so much to it. I just I don't
totally under I still don't.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Who cares about the rest of Minnesota's number nine Now,
I'm gonna throw a couple more in Washington. Washington and
Oregon are in there because I think it's very wet
and kind of gloomy a lot of I mean, it's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful,
but when it's not like that other part of the year,
which is like what half the year, I mean, you're
really I've had people tell me that they've were told
they had to take a vacation during the wet months.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
I'll give you Washington and Oregon though, because of how
beautiful they are, and they're very very unique views that
you can get when you're hiking and all these different
outdoor activities. That makes sense. I still think I just and.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Seattle and Portland. They smashed a lot of cars there too,
so there's a lot of time.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I see the correlation.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Seriously.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Texas is number eight.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Tubs Texas.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, there's a lot of fun things.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Big game hunting down in Texas.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Baby wor I was gonna say, where's Wisconsin on that list.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't see Scott and that's the they probably don't
count professionals because those people are there. There isn't a
bad day in their life in the moment you cross
into God's country over there in Wisconsin. I know Minnesotans
don't like to hear this, but those people are just happy.
Give them a beer, yeah, some cereal, give them some
Berrios in the morning, and the man.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
You have some drains. The restaurants in Wisconsin, I don't
know what it is. I've got a lot of family
in Wisconsin and they're from small towns. But you pop
into a restaurant a random small town in Wisconsin and
it is a fine dining experience. And I don't understand
the restaurants sam their supper club.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
There's supper clubs. Yes, there's a supper club.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, and they used to be named after like the
highways over there, like the Highway fifty two supper club
or the fifty two supper club, or the thirty nine
supper club, all all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Don't go to the sixty nine supper club. That's a
little different.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I'm never going. Yeah, So I just think that the
odds that whoever came out with this survey, this article whatever.
They're probably from California, Yeah, and they just want to
pat pat pat themselves on the back, get the tourism back. Yeah,
and I get it again. Every state has their glorious,
wonderful cool things. California has plenty of them. But I
just come on, like outranking Florida. Florida is where everybody
(07:22):
goes for vacation.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I do in see Iowa on here.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Then I get that, but I do debate whether, I mean,
Wisconsin should definitely be top five. Yes, those people they
drink and watch the packers. I mean, that's what better
life could you possibly have if.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You're over there and you know cheese, uh huh. And
she's Kurds yes, the deep fried version yes.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
And plus we have our Minnesota State Fair here, you
know what I mean, So Minnesota should jump up a
couple more.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You do the survey after the fair.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Not before the well in the lake, the lake life
that you get here in Minnesota. I mean there's people,
there are people who live down south that come up
to Minnesota for the summertime because we have a cool
lake experience. I don't know, this is California.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Give me take this pole during our winter? Is that why?
Speaker 1 (08:04):
That could be? Yeah, but we drink more in the winter,
so it's more fun. I don't know. It's all good,
it's okay. I have to get through it. We can aspire.
We got a few more places to climb.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
I have strong feelings.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I know you do. So many sounds like you really
want to move to California and we've spent away.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Yeah, for sure, because I want to be taxed into oblivion.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Thank you for listening to this episode of You Always
Get More in the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere you get your podcast,
Please review, subscribe, download, share, and like.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Thank you.
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