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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What, Dude,
what's going on in movie theaters now?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
So people are trashing them during the Minecraft movie. During
one particular scene where I don't know. I'm not a
big Minecraft player, I guess, so I don't get it,
it's where this character jumps on this like chicken looking
thing and Jack Black yells.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Chicken jockey, and then everybody just.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Goes nuts, so they start throwing their popcorn, throw on popcorn.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I've seen a video some guy holds up a live
chicken they brought.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
You didn't get a live chicken into a movie theater, dude.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
It's like the same way you'd sneak in some snacks.
Not that people should do that, but just have a
big bag and stick it in there.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It'd be fine.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Sam, you don't have to be that wholesome on this show.
Everybody sneaks and snakes to the movie theater.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't you buy what? Yeah, okay, I run thirty.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
When I was a little kid, my mom stuffed my
pants with popcorns.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
I love movie theater popcorn. And if you go to
the Saint Michael Cinema you can get this bucket that
they just refill for free. You just get it at
the beginning of the year.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Okay, you can pick on me all you want, but
it's so good.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
MICHAELA used to go to the when Maple Grove head
of theater.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I did, should do the same thing. You just go
for the popcorn and walk right out.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
She would going to get the popcorn, and then she'd
walk out with to go butters. You can do that, yeah,
oh yeah, she had butters with the cap on them.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
She's like, I remember, I don't remember if I happened
to see you and I was going to Malons or
something or whatever, and I was I pulled up and
she walked out. She's like, don't judge. I'm like, oh no,
I'm judging.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Why would you judge that?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
That's just like she had about sixty of them.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
If you want to have like a movie night at home,
what better way to do it than with some movie
theater popcorn.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I just thought it was a little a little excessive.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
That's hlorious.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
You know when you're walking out of there and you've
got like a chain of them under your chin.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Now you're holding them up.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
She's an innovator.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
M I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
So anyway, they're destroying theaters now, they're not really like
they're not like tearing the theater to shreads.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I see right, they're.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Just throwing popcorn and food.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
And now if somebody's got to clean that up.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Yeah, exactly, that's what makes it kind of lame. I
like that people are going out of the theaters and
they're having a good time and they're making an event
of this movie. But that's pretty lame that there are
people who have to clean it up. It'd be different
if they're all hanging and helping clean up.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I should have one of my.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Kids on because well, yeah, like they're alive at this
time in the morning, but they played Minecraft. They still
play Minecraft incessantly.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Yeah, I kind of just want to go see Minecraft
just to experience this.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, I wonder if they do it here.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Sit in the back. I'm sure they do it everywhere,
but why, why, like at that moment do they know?
Is it something within the game? I mean, I thought
I knew the game fairly well. I'm not a Minecraft expert,
but I'll be honest with the I'm board of tears
playing it. Minecraft is I mean, it's cool, but it's
just I can't play it for more than about five minutes.
And I know that I'm not ten either.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
But I built.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I built a gigantic wall once all the way up
to the sky as far as.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
I can golf. Oh it's huge. So just to play
with my kids, like, what are you doing over there?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
There was a split screen or whatever, and I just
built this gigantic wall, big tall tower.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I even really know what I was doing.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I think it's me that I think it's the pixels.
I mean, it's supposed to be that ras blow, but
I feel like they're from the nineties, and I'm like, come.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
On, that's kind of the point. But yeah, I know, but.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
The According to an expert random person online someone said,
a Minecraft chicken jockey is a rare hostile mob, which
is Minecraft lingo from Monster in the game, formed when
a baby zombie appears riding a chicken. It's one of
the stranger and less common creatures in Minecraft, and because
of its rarity, it's a fan favorite Easter egg for
veteran players.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, so what are you doing.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You're at home? Do you destroy your.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Room throwing things?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
A chicken jockey? A chicken jockey?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah, so the video of it does look cool.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Though where in the movie is it?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
What do you want a timestamp?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, I just I don't want to know if I
want to go watch the whole thing, but I'll go
in and it's gotta be halfway.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Do they make popcorn shooters?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
They should, It would be like a bazooka.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Just I mean, granted, I know movie theater is not
good context, I know, but it's popcorn.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Like, if you're really to do it, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, just really launch or get like an air blown
what you blow insulation with, like one of those rent
one of those from like Low's or something.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, bring in your own back blow.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Nobody's gonna eat the popcorn after it goes through an
insulation thing.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Well yeah, hope.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Don't give people ideas.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
No, it's a great idea. Don't do it.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Just get get a bucket and a leaf blower and
just start blowing the pop run out. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
I don't know. It does look like a fun movie.
And I saw a video of Jack Black like going
to the theaters and surprising people, not just to tell
them to stop making a mess, but also just because
it's fun. And he had like his minecraft pickaxe and
(04:51):
he was holding it up and screaming, and all these
kids are just like arms in the air and while
throwing some things and like going crazy. And I'm like,
that is so fun, What a fun memory.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Now they're saying Jack Black of all people's the sexiest
man alive.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
No way, he's got such a good sense of humor.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Well we should, Yeah, we should go. That'd be kind
of cool. You had to come up with something. Hell,
why not a movie?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
It's like a mortgage payment. Now, No, on Tuesdays it's
five bucks. It's not Tuesday, it's Wednesday. We've got a
whole week week until next Tuesday. I'll probably have something
to do. I mean, if we're gonna do this, you
gotta do it now. Somebody else buy.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
If you go to a matinee, it's not bad at.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
All, but nobody's in there.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I don't even think that movies are super expensive these days,
like for the ticket, the food. Maybe sometimes, but I
mean generally for a movie ticket, it's not.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
That bad anything more than five bucks.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
To me, I've got two kids to put through colle
which I'm saving every single dime I possible. Yes, dude,
start the five twenty nine on that kid right now,
right now.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You should have started it well before she was born
to the movie.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, your total be three thousand and four and fifty three.
That's just to get it.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Yeah, well there's also is that what your mortgage payment is?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I don't know, James, No, no, no, it'd be kind
of cool, but to go in and do something like that,
but I want to know exactly when in the movie
it is.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
You know what I mean, It's just I have to
waste watch for that, watch the movie. Yeah, you just
want to go in.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
You want to just run in it right at the
time that it's going to happen, just to throw things around.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, you are.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
It's like a rocky horror picture show.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
You are the problem if you're just going to the
movie theater for that specific I'm sorry one moment to
go throw popword around.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm not labeled the problem. Well, of all the problems
in the world, I'll own up to that one post
about everything else going on out there. Hey, thanks for
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