Just Blabbin'

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What? What
did you do last night?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Dubs? Cubs lose?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yep, sure did, Okay, don't need to mention that part. YEP.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I sat around. I had ice cream for dinner because
to make anything else.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
What a great day. Don't you love being an adult?
You can do what you want?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yes and no, Yeah you did last night? She went
to She went to Pittsburgh Blue without me. I went
to Pittsburgh Blue without me.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I was like in your guys' neighborhood almost.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
I'm over here eating brats for dinner and I have
an ice cream And she went to pebah blah, peba bla.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
It was my anniversary yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
So what I didn't get invited to your wedding? I
don't remember that. Okay, do you have an invite? I
don't think recall the invite.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I do. Actually, I love when you say, oh, do
you have proof? Because I do. I've shown you the
text where I texted you.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
And I said you made that up. Hey, Chris, that's
photo show.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I haven't gotten your R s v P yet. Do
you think you can make it to the wedding? And
you say no, I don't believe I'll be able to
make it.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
But damn, yeah, I have.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
I have screenshots for anyone who wants to believe this
propaganda that I didn't invite years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't remember that at all.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
So you went to Pittsburgh Blue, you went to pat
bad Blad without that.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, it was I love Pittsburgh Blue. It was just
me and I wasn't at your wedding, so you could
at least probably told that would be so much better.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Even during the meal, I said, I said, Chris Love's
coming here.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I love going. It's very rare that I go. I know,
I get it, very rare. It's kind of meaning. No,
I don't. I don't go a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
But when I go, yeah, oh, I got to get
the baked potato the size of my head. I get
a great big ribbi, I get the Cowboy RIBI medium
rare stuff, gets the uh almost the fungus, the mushrooms. Yeah,
she demands to get the mushrooms.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I mean, which is good. It's just fine.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
I should ask you for like recommendations.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh well, yeah, we could have been there. We could
have pointed them out personally. Been great. We don't eat
ice cream and my slippersh lungs.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
There's my pants were I tell them my sloppish my
slippers slongs. You know those pants that you wear that
are just real kind of loose and stretching. You can
easily scratch your crotch in sure, gosh, my slleppish lungs. Yeah,
I love those. I was all comfy, wanty. But I
would have sprung to action that she was going to
Blair without that?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Would you have paid Hell?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, okay, no, well I would have bought mine maybe
part of it.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Well, you had gift cards.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, we put like five dollars into it because nice. Yeah,
because we uh, we got like some gift cards when
we bought our land. The real estate agent like give
I don't know, sometimes little gifts.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
So we had some gift cards and they were like
for different steakhouses.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Or I need really I need a new real estate agent.
And I think mine's listening right now. However, he does
drop by a pretty bang and pumpkin pie every.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Thanksgiving, everything everything is giving.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I think he maybe missed one or two in there,
but he he this gigantic pumpkin pie drops spot.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
So you're saying that if someone buys a house from
this person.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
They get a big pumpky I don't know what they get,
but I get a pumpkin pie.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Our mortgage company we get a big turkey on Thanksgiving
and then champagne.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
For New Years? What the hell?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Every year?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, every year it's been like that.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Is it cooked turkey or is it?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah? It's like, here's a full stat in white hats
and jackets.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
White gloves service.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Who's here more? Yeah? Well the house that he bought,
by the room just goes silent.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
What that mean he bought?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
It's just like that the car that he just bought
that he doesn't drive, his wife gets to drive it.
By the way, that secondary vehicle that you have is
actually pretty sweet. I saw that Trailblazer yesterday.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Dude, that's a nice that is.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Some features I don't like about it, like the breaks.
I don't know why, but for some odd reason, when
I'm leaving here and you go over that little bump
and I start like hit the brakes, the car will
like jerk.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Forward and I'm like, geez, I didn't even hit the
break that hard.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
We'll just back off a little more then barely tap it.
Just do what she does, Just run over the thing,
like it's not even there.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, you gotta do what I do. I just don't
even pay car or not.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
That she doesn't even hear it. She got the radio
too loud.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I don't even go up that high because I just
park like I park lower lower.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh, you don't hit the bump, but you have the
bumps outside the there's speed bumps on the road.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I don't even notice that.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
We have speed bumps on that little suspension on this thing.
Is you don't know? You didn't know that?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Are there?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
There are two of them?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yes, I think I didn't know that, but I don't
I don't go fast out there. Hawthorne does not let
me drive, and the two of us are in the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
He likes me, I wonder why.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, he likes me to be the passenger princess. Yesterday
we're trying to drive to Pittsburgh Blue and BLA, and
then there's the exit that you actually have to take
that's close to Pittsburgh Blue.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah probably him lot.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah maybe, and so.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Like it takes your right to Pittsburgh Blue, I know
on the one side, yeah, yep. And then is right
over there like Kitty Corner, uh huh.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
So we're driving on ninety four and he's in the
wrong lane and we kind of realized it a little
too late. So he goes to like turn his blank
cron so that he can get over my car.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Uh oh no, you really had a fancy, spancy night out.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
So he plips the blank ron and to me, I'm like,
just go. He's like I can't. There's too many vehicles
in the way. And I'm like just go. I'm like
they'll move, no, And so we missed the exit and
he had to circle back around.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
The uh three ninety ninety four merge at the Basilica.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
You should see her there. It's like cars aren't even there.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
She's like Moses, they just they just It's like the
cars they just like disappear, and there's this she just
goes right in there.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh no, not know it.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
She beat me to the state Fair the first day,
and I go, you beat me. I left before she goes, oh,
I don't wait in that long way. I just go
right up until the last time. I go, well, yeah, Sane,
I go, that's how you merge. But she goes, yeah,
I just go right up and they all just move
for me.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I'm like, no, just going.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's like a sign on her car, like I'm insane
and I'm gonna move in any direction.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I want to let me hit her.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I'm gonna murder.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
I just everyone's so nice when you merge. Just turn
on your blinker and just start merging and they'll stop.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
You don't always even turn on your blinker.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
No, true, I always know.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
I always your blinker didn't work in your old car.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I know it does.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I always as every other blank.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
You are the master of propaganda. I am not a
master of probably with me and making me look bad. Yes,
i'd be like, oh.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
No, I don't think so. You've heard her.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
She is out right hurt me on the air. Oh
my gosh, you're like eighty percent. I maybe twenty percent
when it comes to that.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh absolutely, I just shower you in goodness.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
You should believe are you going to put that up?
Put up with that from her? I can't believe.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You've been on this air for decades and you have
such a strong, rich, loving history of helping people, and
you let that woman paint.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Such a picture of you. You're talking about the emails
that come in.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Oh yeah, no, we go out places.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
They're coming in, right, now. They're just rattling off right now.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
The best is when we're like kind of hanging and
we're at with her. We'll be at an advent or something,
and people will look at me and Chris, but they'll
look at me and they'll be like, oh, Sam, you
put up with so much. I'm like, I don't even
know what they're talking about, because I feel like I
have a way bigger pain in the butt you are.
I'm like, it's very nice of them to say that,

(07:49):
but I honestly don't understand it because I just think
that I'm way more trouble.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Than these two.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, get.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Well, roll with it.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah, you gotta just roll with it. Me and Chris
are kind of on hinge and Dubbs's I feel like
you're a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Like Doves is Switzerland.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
He just agrees with whichever one of us is like
he's talking to at the time.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
He's just more normal, well he is, Yeah, he is.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
A little more normal to the point to the point
or to point Okay, that's good.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
He comes lost today.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
That's when you do. That's when you see the non
Switzerland inside of hims.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Like, no, the only's when you get the.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Cops just lost to.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Eat my weight and taco, But what did they play
you do? Anyway? I don't thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
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Speaker 2 (08:51):
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