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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Good morning, Chris. I hope you sound as sexy as
you always do every day on the radio.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yes I do.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Oh my goodness is.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
That is a talkback feature that just came in as
a five o two this morning? This this man or
woman of whoever this is, he thinks I very sexy
and sound so the rest of the day I think
I should sound like these.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Clearly you sound like from Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You know, No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Pe ruining Pepula p.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Ruining me?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
What is he doing to you?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Likes? I cannot say he thinks I am sexy too?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
What does pep do to you?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Though?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Good morning, Chris. I hope you sound as sexy as
you always do every day on the radio.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Can I tell you something to Scott Sting?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Why ruins Zim Wood of what is happening with this
man now?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Because for some reason this reminded me of it. I
don't even know if I should say this, so now
I have because.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It puts me in a bad lights Right now, I
am very very sexy to people.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
It has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Am I sexy to you? My guy? Uh?
Speaker 6 (01:17):
No, I'm glad to be out of here in a few.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
People already, people already lighting up. It is it correct? Exterior?
Speaker 6 (01:25):
He's going to be your problem.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Great, I am sexy christ Carr, this is me. Yes,
go ahead, but you're silly story, you're curious. Give us
with your frivolity.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I am only telling this story because it's during the
five o'clock hour.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I cannot talk about this later.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Or something sexual. I like it, Okay, let's go.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
No, it was disgusting.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
So my sister and I went. I promise it comes
back to this. My sister and I went to the
Megan Moroni concert last night.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So Megi, I kiss repping down the art you okay,
look her in the eyes and say I love your music.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
You should try that sometimes. What happened last night, so
we had a ton of fun.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
We stayed at the hotel across the street from work
so that I didn't have to drive all.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The way home last this one downhill, it was this
one over here, this one, this one not there. Okay,
you'll talk too long, just get to do.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
It's because I don't know how to say this.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
We were like trying to go to bed, and I
could hear someone, oh like loudly.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
In a different room.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Was that your sister?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
No, no, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
I knock.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
They were either being murdered repeatedly.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What time of day or nights was this?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
This is like eleven thirty or eleven oh?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yes, last night?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yes, down here in the sweets, yes, yes? So is
that just me?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Were you the one screaming?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Well? No, I don't know about that, but that's was
That was eviindente in me?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
That was me a sexy christ card? Yes, because yes, I.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Hope you sound as sexy as you always do every
day on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That's they talk back. If you want to use a
talk back, you go to chemical to on the chemical
to app the thingy iHeart ready, I try to say,
try to say, why is my accent morphing to something else?
I don't know, But anyway, use the little microphone button
and you hit the button and you say sexy things
to me all the morning, all the morning. Make it
(03:29):
stup like this, man, So what happened these people they
come X? What happened? What means that happened? Do they
did they sit? So the kids say, did they get there?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Just like they got there? A lot.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Where'd they go?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't Did they go up and down the halloway?
Maybe up and down the bed, up and down the room?
What happened?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
They clearly either had the best night of their life
or the worst night of their life.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
It sounded like the best night.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Do you think you should call nine one one and
you get them check on them?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I was I felt disturbed.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Why didn't you just come knocking? You could have joined us.
We were playing games. We were playing games game Twister.
We really get into it because of my sexy boys.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
That's the most hardcore Twister game I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
The play hard called Twister over in the social suites
in Saint Louis Park. Yeah, after Mega Maroney, who I
kiss up and down on the arm.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Your accent is no consistency, I said music.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
That's because it touch makes me sexyes because my accent changes.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
It's it's very mysterious.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yes it is. It's there's something like France and then
turns into it and then goes into some place, you know,
like Hawaii or something. I don't know. Touch of Iowa.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Very exotic.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I am exotic. Yes, they called me Chris exotic. I
like that Chris Exotic and Company in the morning.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Touch of Iowa. It's kind of like touch for Man,
except instead of I.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Haven't I hope you sound as sexy as you always
do every day on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I meant to say touch of Gray or just for men,
That's what I was reading to get.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah, how are you gonna have them down? That rabbit?
Oh no, this.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Guy sounds like just real men.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Thank you so much for listening this morning. I feel
so sexy. Yeah. I don't know what other accent I
could turn to now. I don't know what are you
going to be? Said? Dubs a lot, Well you go,
you goes. People lining up right now.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, they're they're lining up in the Egan at Craik
Exteriors right off fifty five in Ames Crossing.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I got one hundred and two secret codes and.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, Tina and Bill, Tina and Bill Craik. Yes, say
good people. I like them.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
And they have one hundred and two freebie bags with
these like.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh, they're giving away pouches and decks, not exactly little decks,
little decks.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Everybody is getting like this Vibe Music cup, which is
like a coffee cup with like a speaker on the bottom.
What what it looks like? Yeah, I put it up
on the Cris Card company facebook page.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What happens when you get to speak a wet with
the coffee, with the beer, whatever you.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Work, you'll still be able to listen to your sexy voice.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
No, sure, luck, I'm a coffee cup with them speaker
on it. That is so cool.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, So everyone line up now, zi Ubbs. Yes, uh Creiksterios.
You tell me just east of Dad Road and Lonoak yep, north,
just a little north of Highway fifty five.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
You should probably repeat that in a non accent voice
of people.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Actually, I don't think I can trek exterios and again it's.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Craig Exteriors and Egan listen to me. Okay, yes, are
you there?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
That hurts something? Not you don't touch me, then I'm not.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yes, I hope you sound as sexy as you always
do every day on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Sex now I mean getting tapped in jewels, not helping.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Listen if you are, if you can hear me, and
you're in the parking lot of Craick Exteriors and you're
in line, please, for the love of everything, call us
so that we can talk to you instead.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, no, no, no, use talk bag, talk back, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Use talkback, call us.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Put me out of my misery, so that I have
somebody else to talk to you besides this guy Facebook.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Who first in line? Who's first in line?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Her name is Caroline.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Caroline, Caroline. I'm sorry, please, Caroline never looks so good?
Caroline so good, so good? Yeah yeah, and we sound
like you're never in the hotel room.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
No no, no, that's not quite what she sounded like there.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
How do you know she sounds like that or not?
Can I get hear you, Caroline? You hear Caroline from here?
Speaker 5 (07:49):
I don't know. I don't think. I don't know who
it was.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Caroline. You stopped doing that in your car? What happened?
But she, Caroline is waiting for you, said us down
in uh exteriors glorious? Okay, now anybody else didn't we
talkbacks coming through? I like talkbacks.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I just I hope that somebody is in line and
can send us in a talk about you.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Know, to be honest with you. I hope someone's still
listening to me.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh my gosh, Craik. Exteriors is really really cool and
I didn't even know they made coffee cups of speakers
in him.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
That is so cool.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
There was a talkback coming through for some stunning reason.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
That girl's voice makes me want to burth. But Chris,
you sound very very professional, is me country?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah? That's better. The other question, we are too good
stud on Friday? She good? Last night hung she was great.
Actually I can't wrap down the Yeah shows, sing songs
and have fun.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
We expect a restraining order later. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Oh, I hope so restrained me babe, I give you
an order to restrain.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I like the way this show is going so far.
Chris Caren is the company?
Speaker 5 (09:17):
You what a great start to a Friday. You're a
terrible startup.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Be lucky if we have jobs by six.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Thanks for our boss. Isn't awake?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Oh the guy we see it to Christmas parties? That guy?
Yeah ah, wait, no longer have Christmas parties. I haven't
seen him in he is well. We thank you everyone
for lining up at the Crack exteriors Dubs tell everyone
what to go.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Dubbs, Sorry, I'm reading the talk back. I just came.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Man, there's not one this one I can play.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's crack exteriors and Egan. You can see a map
on where to park on the Chris car and Company
Facebook page. Dubs will be out there giving away one
hundred and right off fifty five.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
One more talk about somebody coming company that meant to
me and my accent? See could you please stop that accent?
It's creepy, not very flattering for you, Chris, Thank you
hello playing that guy because he sound very sexy.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Sound on the radio word of confused? Is that the
same person saying it's disturbing? And then all the saying
is I'm sexy.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yes, she is in the room zounds hall from where
you stayed.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Last It was everyone in that room.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She sounds exhausted. There's a big party.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Everybody that's lying up.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
They were all hanging in a hotel room right next
to me.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yes, everyone, get down to cracking stereo. See dogs. Get
the speakers, the moist speakers because they can withstand the moisture.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
What kind of moisture?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And when we give you tickets to Chemical two Secret show,
where's the moisture from? It comes from the room down
the hall from you. Everyone, Okay, oh, thank goodness, and
we have tickets coming up. Jelly Row post Malones. That's
more cond uh huh. Thank you so much for listening
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