People Believe What They Want To Believe

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What Sam
came across this.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I think it's fake as heck. I mean, not even
a question.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Okay, even if it's fake, I don't even care because
it's so funny. This is a voicemail that someone got
from their friend slash neighbor Ronda after she walked her
dog and saw a lot of drama.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Cane as it goes a little bit, sure, maybe or
just please try to keep it going.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
But yeah, it's it's it's worth a listen because I
think it's really entertaining.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Even if it's fake, I think it's the fakest thing
I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
This is one of those things that like floats around
online and gets shared all over.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
This is the stuff. This is what makes TikTok so bad?
Why why tik tak is great.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
For a lot of wonderful things, But this is what
makes it kind of because she's not good at it.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
You sound so curmuching, because what about like when you
watch TV and you watch something and it's funny for
half an hour.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yes, two minutes. They put it together. That's orchestrated perfectly,
it's well written. This is awful, But I'm just this,
just me. I'm not going to comuge you tell me
if you would believe any of those you listening right now?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, dub, I was gonna say, after listening to it,
there's too much details.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
It's just too much. Listen how it even starts.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Listen, Hi, Riley, it's your neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Hi, Riley, it's your neighbor. We have color already older
right out of the day. It's to say, how you
don't know who I am? It's your neighbor Rda.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Anyway, Hi, Riley, it's your neighbor Ronda. Hey, you're not
gonna believe this. Oh my goodness. I heard through the
grapevine that Mary Lou and Billy were having some marriage problems.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, there's no Mary low and Billy in this world.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I know she did pick the fakes, but it's possible.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
So I decided to borrow your dog. I couldn't be
walking past their health, acting like I was listening or something,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
So she borrowed a dog, squaking Riley's dog, even.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Though I was so I had to have a dog anyway.
So I'm walking past their health, and your sweet angel
of a dog decided to take a dump and from
their health. So I get to stand there. That's just funny,
then thinking I'm just waiting for this dog to poop.
Were really I'm actually listening. And what had happened was

(02:14):
Mary Lou found out that Billy was cheating on her,
and she had all of his stuff out in the
front yard completely blazing. It was all on fire. A
few minutes after I showed up. I'm trying to clean
up this dog poop, pretending that it's taken me forever,
and the fire department shows up, and then I start

(02:35):
walking again, and then I pretend to fall. I pretend
that my ankle's hurting, maybe even broken, but I said
it's fine, it's fine, but the fire department's helping me out. Well,
I was doing all this, I was getting very important information.
So I found out that Billy cheated on Mary Lou
because Mary Lou hired a private private investigator. Now this

(02:59):
wasn't necessarily your normal private investigator, more of of backwoods,
not certified private investigator. And she said, try to see
if Billy's being true to me by any means necessary,
and this investigator took that quite literally. I guess this

(03:20):
investigator was kind of a feminine woe well man, feminine man?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
How how did she know that?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
That?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
All that was?

Speaker 5 (03:28):
No shade, no shade? But he decided to dress up
like a woman and meet Billy and a truck stop
and seduce him. And guess what that Billy is? Demo
things going on because he fell for it, And now
now Lou knows for sure that he was cheating on
he fell for it.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
What happened?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
They didn't like how far how invested was this private
investigator in this scenario?

Speaker 5 (03:54):
All right, well we're going to talk all this night
and oh my goodness, uh huh, I go so to
tell you too, weren't going to giggle. But anyway, I'll
see it.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
In that.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
F a K E capital F. And it went on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Nobody that even sounds remotely that age has even heard
of TikTok.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Well, of course it was a young person who person, Yes,
I know that, the person posted it, yeah, the person
that posted it, Yes, the person that got the voicemail
is young ron Riley Riley Rile Ronda is the person
you just heard.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Who What makes you think that she's young because because
in the video you can see her. Oh I didn't
see the video. I didn't see the video. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
The video starts off with her, and it's like a
script that says, when your neighbor leaves you a juicy
voicemail or something like that.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Okay, so we've got a Riley and Ronda, yep, R
and r And then you've got a Mary louin a billy.
You've got what sounds like a pretty fake accent to me,
You've got a hunch that somebody is cheating. So instead
of just sticking to your nose to the through the
of the house, she goes and borrows the neighbor's dog.

(05:03):
And watch what and just happens at that time that
somebody is throwing this man's laundry out on the on
the front lawn and lighting it on fire.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
And yeah, it has I think.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
It's on fire. People are already outside standing there watching.
I would be I don't need.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
A dog, Oh my gosh if I saw a fire blaze,
And of course I'm gonna come and see what's going
on in the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, So why does she have to act like she
broke her ankle? Yes, I'm sorry, Christy Carr, whatdy what
he what do you far?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Let me listen. Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't care if it's fake.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
It's funny. I just want to be interacing. I get
that it doesn't matter what. It's funnier if it's real.
It's like, if it's real, it's to me, it's a
lot funnier.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Who cares, you know what I mean? That's the problem.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Like what we do on the radio, as opposed to
many others, is real. We have real people, of course,
telling real stories on the earth.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's what she said. Is real.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
There are people here that they put their faces on
our Facebook page, and it's funnier than that.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
I mean, it's it's real, that's real. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
But when I'm scrolling online and I'm just looking at
funny videos, I don't always care if it's real.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Oh my gosh. Like this guy, Hey, Mark, excuse.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Me, I'm on my white thirty seven to sixty eight.
Kind of got hung up. It's raining out here. I'm
the way in the Dallas. Jerry's probably gonna be calling
you to find out where I'm at if he can't
get a hold of me. I'm sure so thought, whoa,
whoa man, I just got a wreck right in front
of me.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, now this was twenty years ago, and if it's
not real, which he got fired from his job, I
think for being late and for making up a story.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
But he pulls it off really well.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Okay, this guy ran a red light and hit four
old ladies in a in an Impala, just kind of
clipped them and turn them around right in front of me. Man,
that was close. Oh. Now, this guy's getting out of
his car, got a you got a white shirt on
with a time of cigarette hanging out his nice throwing
his ends up in there like he like like it

(07:02):
was their fall. Oh, hold on.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
He's going over there.

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Window. She's rolling down the window.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
The window. Oh man, I think she's spraying with her spraying.

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Man.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
He's on his he's on his face and he's on
she can know she's beating the wind and umbrella. He's
not a home in her kidding house too. There's one
woman with a little black person. She's ton of hockey here. Man,
she looks she looks like a sun belt twenty twenty

(07:38):
horse star Jack Hamer. I got another woman. She's sitting there. Well,
he's got a cattle friede. Man, she's got us cut
it umbrollably. She's sticking it in inside. Oh, there's aning it.
It's a little woman looks like mother goose. She's got

(08:01):
she meane him, she made She's got this hupid bag.
She's got she meane him. She madus, She's got this
hupid bag. It's Huge's about the time though she's about
four foot nothing. She hit him over the head. Everything
went all of the place, her bible tells him. And

(08:22):
a table. She picked his file up, and she left
her well red. He was a hard back in the eyeburn.
Oh there's still mean the hellu this got? She picked

(08:43):
his tiple up and raised it up above her head
and just being the guy. This guy's not getting up.
There's still oh god, there's still is in the woman
with her little black person still all faces in it.
Oh okay, he's up on the car, just saying him

(09:08):
here with a thick bag. He's running into his car. Oho,
he little Marcos, she's talking, coming trying up. I wish

(09:30):
you would have been here, man. Oh this is too good.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah the best.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
And that's it. That's how it's done right or wrong.
I mean, whether he's faking it or not. As opposed
to rally.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
It's your neighbor style.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Different style. So you're okay with that being fake. We're
not with Randa being fake.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well, that was about twenty years old. I like the
guy one well, I think he just did a far
better job. I think that just the other thing was
just a little too far fetched, as if the other wasn't,
but he pulled it off. But I love the real stuff,
and what we do here is real. When you hear
that's what she said, those are real people and real
couples from right here in our area. You know what
I mean, And that's that they just are who they are,

(10:25):
and I think that's far more funny than it is
the fake stuff. I do agree with that, and we
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Speaker 2 (10:36):
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