She Put What Down Her Throat?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of Tell You What.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Anybody who's listened to the show before and knows that
I love stories about people getting random objects stuck in
their body. I'm just saying, I don't know it's fetish.
I don't I don't like glean sexual pleasure from talking
about it.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I just think that it's funny.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okay, like the dude they got thirty seven carrots stuck
up as you know that guy thirty seven carrots his booty.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I don't remember that. You remember that?
How do you not remember?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
I erase it?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, too, was dumped.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't think so, but I guess I never asked.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
We're good.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, you may be thinking, oh boy, what does Sam
have for us today? Now the other end of things,
there's a woman so on the front of her mouth,
not her butt.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, we're gonna keep it clean. Yeah, well I am.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
She went to the hospital and she was complaining so
much about like nausea, vomiting, abd, abdominal pain, all these things.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
This is a thirty year old woman though correct.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, doctors figured it was like food poisoning or a
stomach bug, something like that. Imagine their surprise when they
actually do an exam on her, and.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah they did well.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
They did an end an endoscopy and they found multiple
crans stuck in her esophagus, and somehow she had swallowed
all these crans whole. Now I have trouble whole. It's
not like she hate crans. It's like she sword swallowed crans.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
To be fair, I think the companies need to not
make crans or markers that smell good enough that you
want to eat, to be fair.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, maybe they were the sentence ones got confused.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
We're all adults. I think we can handle it.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
I don't think that we need just because something smelled
gas smells good.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I don't go drinking it, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I don't hate that.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I think it does. I love the smell of gas. Yeah, well, well.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Don't don't tempt him.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
So they ended up being able to like remove the
and then she was completely fine.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
But that's the story.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I try to how many how many crayons were in there,
like the sixty four, No, it just said multiple. Burnt
Cianna is the one that's gonna get you. Why because
it's burnt Sienna. At the mac and cheese one, there's
a Mac and Cheese crayon. Yeah it's mac and yeah,
oh you know, you had a one year old. They
didn't have that when my kids, at least they don't
think they did that.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
When I was in school, you had like but I
had like the what is it, the one twenty cran box?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Look at you, mister hyflut in one twenty crayon box.
I had the little thing you could fit in your
pocket like a cigarette package. Yeah. Sure, used to put
the smokes in third grade.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, well she ended up being fine. I couldn't figure out,
like exactly how many crans. I'm very disappointed because I
love stories like this and I want all the details.
Okay when this stuff happens. If anybody ever finds any
kind of story about somebody getting something stuck in their body,
send it to me, because I think it's so funny.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Like why what leads to one?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I think you need to spend a day in the er?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah, actually, yeah, you find a really weird, like a
weird place in the country.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
There's a lot of yah known issues.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I just don't understand what leads someone to doing things
like swallowing a bunch of crans hole.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, the person that put the carrots up there.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yes, Like, why would you especially why.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Stop at thirty seven? I mean, if you're gonna go
for something, go for like an even, go for forty.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
You're almost at forty. And I know there's like some skinny,
little skinny.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Little parrots, lucky number, there's.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Some skinny little carrots that you could have fit in there.
I'm just saying, I don't know, like that one annoys.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
She's critiquing.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Guy, I'm just saying, if you're going to commit you should.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Be a psychologist. You're the wrong seal.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I would be a terrible psychologist. But can you imagine
thirty seven carrots? That's thirty eight decisions, Like he decided
he was going to do it, and then he had
to decide every single carrot.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
That he was going to do another one, just like
the crayons.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yes, why why would you swallow these krans What do
you gain from that?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Who needs skittles taste the rainbow? Just needs pop them
down there?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
And yes, and then why didn't she just go to
the doctor and explain clearly she was able to sort
of breathe and talk, right, they get there?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, like she didn't say anything, so they.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Had to do a full examination to figure out that
she had a cran stuck in her throat.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Everybody has their thing.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I guess ye.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm baffled, and Sam wants to know more.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I do. I'm fascinated by this stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
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Speaker 5 (04:30):
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Speaker 1 (04:36):
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