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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode. Uh, I tell you who's the
ugly duckling in the group? Me? Yeah, it is you.
It's one hundred percent. You look at the shirts that
you're wearing today. Are you really gonna go out like
that tonight? No?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I have a different outfit, So what are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So Doves is from Chicago originally, he's been here the
last ten years or so. And you're going to the
Cubs game. Well, it's the Twins game. It's really the
Twins game. But you're going to the Cubs game tonight, yes, sir,
and then you bring in Lena tomorrow night, and you're
going again on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh yeah, Okay, so we've got some interleague play going on. Yep,
all right, so go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
So so tonight I'll be Uh I'm actually excited because
this is the first time I've ever been like this
close to like the action. I'm literally right next to
the Cubs dugout row one and like the fancy seats.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Is that so you're protected?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well? Is that because do you need protection? Yeah? I
mean is that? Why are you over there? Why won't
you be out in the middle of all the Twins
fans watching the games.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Why wouldn't I want to be next to my team?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, dude, it's like why you Cubs fans are like parasites.
You're like Packers fans everyway travel Well they do, they
know that's that's that's a common term. Yeah, when it
comes to certain teams, and it's it's a compliment. I mean,
Cubs fans and Packers fans are both known, and it's wild.
They're only about one hundred miles apart, and they are
the two teams that really carry their fans all over
(01:25):
the world. And tonight you're gonna be there.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna Well, I'm gonna be there all
three nights. I actually can't wait for tomorrow night to
take Lena just to see what she does. I know
she's not gonna be able to sit still, but I'm
excited because I'm like, you get to experience the team
that I was rooted for as a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Now she's rooting for them. Well, amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
This is a forced introduction. See, this is what happens.
It's just like Packers fans. It's like, if you want
to eat, you're going to be a Packers.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, doves. Did she consent to being a Cubs fan?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
She sure did when she was born? Yeah, sign it now.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Her mother, Lauren, is from Minnesota. Yes, she's a die hard,
downright Minnesota girl, so what.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Gives she She wasn't a big baseball fan until I
took her to Wrigley and then she kind of fell
in love and she was like, this is way more
exciting than a Twins game.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I wouldn't say that. I just wouldn't say that.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Do you think is she kind of neutral in baseball?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
But that's probably the first game she ever went to,
and that's probably well yeah, yeah, yeah, well then that's
the first introduction, and then it's like, you can't say
this is better than a Twins game.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Didn't help that it was Sunday night baseball and they
were playing Arrival.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Who were they playing? Yeah yeah, yeah, see that's that's
that's all there, that's fireworks. Yeah, that's all the things
it's different than yeah yeah yeah, but yeah, no, Lena
can pick.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
No, she can't wild, but she's got a root for
the Cups.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
She can pick the Vikings over the Bears.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yes, she could pick whatever she wants, but not Baseball
has already been chosen.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
This is like pre arranged marriage. This isn't This isn't right.
This is the same thing that happens across the river.
It's like, you're gonna like the Packers or nothing, you know,
And actually it's not even They don't engave the choice
of nothing. You're gonna like the Packers. You're gonna love
the Packers. That's why their fan base is so huge.
There's no choice in the matter whatsoever. And those that
(03:24):
defiled or or went the other way, they're over here.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Now you think that's bad.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So my mom banished out of the state.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, my mom grew up in Wisconsin. Her whole family
Packers fans. Yeah, very very strong Packers fans. At nineteen,
she moved to Minnesota and became a Vikings cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Nice and then married the Vikings reporter.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, one of them.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
She was a Viking cheerleader for like nine years.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
She was the first Pro Bowl cheerleader for the Vikings
and then yes, yeah, and then married that's cool. I'd
had after meeting him at a Vikings game, and so
I am a pup the Vikings. Nice, but her whole family, again,
a very very strong Packers fan.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
She hasn't been over there since back to Wisconsin. Sense
they don't even let her. They've got like this invisible
wall you talk about the wall. They had this little
chip where she crosses the lion. It's like somebody border
get her. Nope, you're no good. It's just like it
comes when they go to uh, it's uh, what do
they call it now, American Family Field, not Miller Park anymore,
(04:26):
in County Stadium or whatever. When they rea whatever you
want to call it, they go north to the Brewers
and then they try to get spotted cow. The way
they get they put it on the bus and they
get pulled over. Yeah, yeah, and like Kenosha racine or
something like that. And then they got pulled over.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, they they got pulled over and they were checking
like luggage and they had like the little on the bus.
The doors open on the bottom where the luggage is,
and there was a crap ton of spotty cow, and.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So they took it because rightfully, rightfully, so.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I hear about people getting pulled over and then having
spotted cow taken away. But are people getting pulled over
just to check if they have things like spotted cow
or do you think are they driving erratically and then
they just kind of are like, well, Number one, when you're.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
From Illinois, you're driving erratically no matter what you're driving.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The drive like Wisconsin Sheriff, you're like yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Especially in Wisconsin, because in Illinois it's flat and straight.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
They get into Wisconsin and it's like it's curvy and
hilly and everything else. They can't negotiate.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Well, I'm excited for you.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I think it'll be super cool devily in the there,
and I bet she'll grow up loving the Cubs. I
grew up loving the Vikings because I didn't know anything else.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But you're immersed in it in Minnesota too. He's ugly
duckling up here. He's up here. But there's probably a
bunch of them. It's probably just sub central there.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Huh. So the funny thing is I don't bring about
it too much.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No. No, I've been getting targeted ads for Twins tickets
and it's like Twins Cubs, get your tickets, and like
there's like twenty comments, and I go to the comments
and it's all go Cubs, Go Cubs, and it's like
all these people. It's like there was some woman in
there that was like, uh, I'm a Twins fan, but
I'm rooting for Michael Bush who's from Invergrove Heights and
the Cubs. And it's like, wait, what you're doing, what's
(06:08):
so funny?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
How much money is spending on on that? And how
did you get the tickets right next to the dugout?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
So like a personal question, maybe he had to go
shake the we went.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
We went through Lauren for Wednesday and Thursday, and then
I have a buddy.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What is Lauren working for the Cubs?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Does work cubsman? All of a sudden, oh yeah, Lauren, Lauren,
let me up.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Went through Lauren meaning your wife's bottom or.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, well your wife had to do some special favor
or something.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
She had, so where she wanted for my hobby, my
cubby with a little dubby. So where she works, she
gets like points where they can spend it on like
catalog you can buy vacations whatever. So she spent the
points on on twinsday her.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, and they're checking you right by the doug out
the Cubs doug out.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Well Wednesday and Thursday where we're up in the thriving club.
Oh well probably, but yeah, I have a buddy, from
Twitter that I've been talking with and he's coming in
town and he's like, you know what, you can sit
by us, And I go, oh, where are we sitting?
Thinking it's gonna be like the outfield. We're right next
to the dugout, Like okay.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Wow, is this someone that you've met before?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, it'll be the first time meeting him and his wife.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh my gosh. Should we be scared for your life? No,
someone that you met on Twitter. I've interacted with this
person for like three four years.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's how it starts. That's how they got you.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
What if you've been catfish a couple the What are
expectations for this night?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Did you say it's a beer? Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
They're gonna go over there, gonna be wearing Cardinals gear.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Could you imagine? Just awesome.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I'm just so interested in.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You guys. Might want to stay here till Thursday for
swinging with.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I'm just so fascinated by this blind date you have
with an online person that you met on.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Twittering and I was like, doing it with duves. Well,
we'll have updates or not. It's really not that interesting.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I hope to see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, I hope so tonight's night you're going to the
people you don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I'm hoping, yeah, I'm hoping I might get on TV.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
All right, if you don't see Dubs on the Country
Cruise tomorrow. That's why. Thank you for listening to this
episode of I Tell You What I Find. More on
the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere you get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share,
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Speaker 2 (08:21):
Thank you.
Welcome to another episode. Uh, I tell you who's the
ugly duckling in the group? Me? Yeah, it is you.
It's one hundred percent. You look at the shirts that
you're wearing today. Are you really gonna go out like
that tonight? No?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I have a different outfit, So what are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
So Doves is from Chicago originally, he's been here the
last ten years or so. And you're going to the
Cubs game. Well, it's the Twins game. It's really the
Twins game. But you're going to the Cubs game tonight, yes, sir,
and then you bring in Lena tomorrow night, and you're
going again on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh yeah, Okay, so we've got some interleague play going on. Yep,
all right, so go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
So so tonight I'll be Uh I'm actually excited because
this is the first time I've ever been like this
close to like the action. I'm literally right next to
the Cubs dugout row one and like the fancy seats.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Is that so you're protected?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well? Is that because do you need protection? Yeah? I
mean is that? Why are you over there? Why won't
you be out in the middle of all the Twins
fans watching the games.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Why wouldn't I want to be next to my team?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Okay, dude, it's like why you Cubs fans are like parasites.
You're like Packers fans everyway travel Well they do, they
know that's that's that's a common term. Yeah, when it
comes to certain teams, and it's it's a compliment. I mean,
Cubs fans and Packers fans are both known, and it's wild.
They're only about one hundred miles apart, and they are
the two teams that really carry their fans all over
(01:25):
the world. And tonight you're gonna be there.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh yeah, I'm gonna Well, I'm gonna be there all
three nights. I actually can't wait for tomorrow night to
take Lena just to see what she does. I know
she's not gonna be able to sit still, but I'm
excited because I'm like, you get to experience the team
that I was rooted for as a kid.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Now she's rooting for them. Well, amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
This is a forced introduction. See, this is what happens.
It's just like Packers fans. It's like, if you want
to eat, you're going to be a Packers.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, doves. Did she consent to being a Cubs fan?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
She sure did when she was born? Yeah, sign it now.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Her mother, Lauren, is from Minnesota. Yes, she's a die hard,
downright Minnesota girl, so what.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Gives she She wasn't a big baseball fan until I
took her to Wrigley and then she kind of fell
in love and she was like, this is way more
exciting than a Twins game.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I wouldn't say that. I just wouldn't say that.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Do you think is she kind of neutral in baseball?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
But that's probably the first game she ever went to,
and that's probably well yeah, yeah, yeah, well then that's
the first introduction, and then it's like, you can't say
this is better than a Twins game.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Didn't help that it was Sunday night baseball and they
were playing Arrival.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Who were they playing? Yeah yeah, yeah, see that's that's
that's all there, that's fireworks. Yeah, that's all the things
it's different than yeah yeah yeah, but yeah, no, Lena
can pick.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
No, she can't wild, but she's got a root for
the Cups.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
She can pick the Vikings over the Bears.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yes, she could pick whatever she wants, but not Baseball
has already been chosen.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
This is like pre arranged marriage. This isn't This isn't right.
This is the same thing that happens across the river.
It's like, you're gonna like the Packers or nothing, you know,
And actually it's not even They don't engave the choice
of nothing. You're gonna like the Packers. You're gonna love
the Packers. That's why their fan base is so huge.
There's no choice in the matter whatsoever. And those that
(03:24):
defiled or or went the other way, they're over here.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Now you think that's bad.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
So my mom banished out of the state.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, my mom grew up in Wisconsin. Her whole family
Packers fans. Yeah, very very strong Packers fans. At nineteen,
she moved to Minnesota and became a Vikings cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Nice and then married the Vikings reporter.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, one of them.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
She was a Viking cheerleader for like nine years.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
She was the first Pro Bowl cheerleader for the Vikings
and then yes, yeah, and then married that's cool. I'd
had after meeting him at a Vikings game, and so
I am a pup the Vikings. Nice, but her whole family, again,
a very very strong Packers fan.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
She hasn't been over there since back to Wisconsin. Sense
they don't even let her. They've got like this invisible
wall you talk about the wall. They had this little
chip where she crosses the lion. It's like somebody border
get her. Nope, you're no good. It's just like it
comes when they go to uh, it's uh, what do
they call it now, American Family Field, not Miller Park anymore,
(04:26):
in County Stadium or whatever. When they rea whatever you
want to call it, they go north to the Brewers
and then they try to get spotted cow. The way
they get they put it on the bus and they
get pulled over. Yeah, yeah, and like Kenosha racine or
something like that. And then they got pulled over.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, they they got pulled over and they were checking
like luggage and they had like the little on the bus.
The doors open on the bottom where the luggage is,
and there was a crap ton of spotty cow, and.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
So they took it because rightfully, rightfully, so.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
I hear about people getting pulled over and then having
spotted cow taken away. But are people getting pulled over
just to check if they have things like spotted cow
or do you think are they driving erratically and then
they just kind of are like, well, Number one, when you're.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
From Illinois, you're driving erratically no matter what you're driving.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The drive like Wisconsin Sheriff, you're like yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Especially in Wisconsin, because in Illinois it's flat and straight.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
They get into Wisconsin and it's like it's curvy and
hilly and everything else. They can't negotiate.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Well, I'm excited for you.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I think it'll be super cool devily in the there,
and I bet she'll grow up loving the Cubs. I
grew up loving the Vikings because I didn't know anything else.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But you're immersed in it in Minnesota too. He's ugly
duckling up here. He's up here. But there's probably a
bunch of them. It's probably just sub central there.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Huh. So the funny thing is I don't bring about
it too much.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
No. No, I've been getting targeted ads for Twins tickets
and it's like Twins Cubs, get your tickets, and like
there's like twenty comments, and I go to the comments
and it's all go Cubs, Go Cubs, and it's like
all these people. It's like there was some woman in
there that was like, uh, I'm a Twins fan, but
I'm rooting for Michael Bush who's from Invergrove Heights and
the Cubs. And it's like, wait, what you're doing, what's
(06:08):
so funny?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
How much money is spending on on that? And how
did you get the tickets right next to the dugout?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
So like a personal question, maybe he had to go
shake the we went.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
We went through Lauren for Wednesday and Thursday, and then
I have a buddy.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What is Lauren working for the Cubs?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Does work cubsman? All of a sudden, oh yeah, Lauren, Lauren,
let me up.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Went through Lauren meaning your wife's bottom or.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, well your wife had to do some special favor
or something.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
She had, so where she wanted for my hobby, my
cubby with a little dubby. So where she works, she
gets like points where they can spend it on like
catalog you can buy vacations whatever. So she spent the
points on on twinsday her.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, and they're checking you right by the doug out
the Cubs doug out.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Well Wednesday and Thursday where we're up in the thriving club.
Oh well probably, but yeah, I have a buddy, from
Twitter that I've been talking with and he's coming in
town and he's like, you know what, you can sit
by us, And I go, oh, where are we sitting?
Thinking it's gonna be like the outfield. We're right next
to the dugout, Like okay.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Wow, is this someone that you've met before?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, it'll be the first time meeting him and his wife.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Oh my gosh. Should we be scared for your life? No,
someone that you met on Twitter. I've interacted with this
person for like three four years.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
That's how it starts. That's how they got you.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
What if you've been catfish a couple the What are
expectations for this night?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Did you say it's a beer? Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
They're gonna go over there, gonna be wearing Cardinals gear.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Could you imagine? Just awesome.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I'm just so interested in.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You guys. Might want to stay here till Thursday for
swinging with.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I'm just so fascinated by this blind date you have
with an online person that you met on.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Twittering and I was like, doing it with duves. Well,
we'll have updates or not. It's really not that interesting.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
I hope to see you tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, I hope so tonight's night you're going to the
people you don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I'm hoping, yeah, I'm hoping I might get on TV.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
All right, if you don't see Dubs on the Country
Cruise tomorrow. That's why. Thank you for listening to this
episode of I Tell You What I Find. More on
the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere you get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share,
and like.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Thank you.
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