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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of Anybody Like to vacuum?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Like to vacuum?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I actually don't mind it that much because you have
a roll By vacuum now.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I do, but we still have a vacuum that the
all powerful vacuum too, the one that really gets you know,
does a better job of the carpet.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, vacuuming. Vacuuming is honestly sort of satisfying, So I
don't blame.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
You for you because you see the progress. It's one
of those things, you see the work that you're being done.
When that bucket starts getting full of stuff. As disgusting
as it is, it's satisfying to know that that's no
longer in your realm. Yes, it's not in your world anymore,
and you're going to chuck it into the garbage can.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's part of the reason why I think that it's
so therapeutic to clean a horse barn, because which sounds
like weird, but it's so immediately gratifying, and it's like
you can see your progress. You know that you are
making it comfortable for the horse to go in a nice, cozy,
clean stall, and it makes you feel good.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'd rather watch my truck than do that. But I
get it. I totally get.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'd rather clean installed and wash a vehicle, So that's okay.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We can agree to disagree. Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
TikTok, though, has found a way to make vacuuming even better,
more effective. You put a watermelon on your vacuum. Nice, Yeah,
you drive around. I don't get why, Well you can,
you could suck it. I don't know why a watermelon.
You'd think something else that would be more feasible, Like
I don't know how it would stay on there.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I mean, I guess you gotta that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Like, can't you find something heavy that's not.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Round, well, like a cinder block or something that might
be too heavy, could be, but find a light one
and a half. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
True, they went with a watermelon here, probably because it's goofy.
But this dude, just like anything I don't understand, Like
the TikTok, I get it, but I don't. Like, here's
a video that's racked up like millions and millions of
views and it's just somebody vacuuming with a watermelon on
their vacuum. But the point is is it really does work.
I guess it must be like the perfect way to
(02:00):
get the right sized watermelon, which I don't know exactly
what that would be.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
But you put it on your vacuum. I guess what.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You just tie it on there a little bit and
then you go around and it has the weight. Now
the thing is as how long as that gonna last?
Won't that decay over time?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I don't think you're leaving it on there. I think
you pick up a watermelon and then I don't know,
you probably are eating it that day too. I don't
really think that I want my watermelon to need to
do like household chores. I just want to enjoy it.
I just want the watermelon to be associated with goodness
and yummy things. So I just don't understand why you
couldn't take like a dumbell or something five pounds, ten
pounds or whatever it is.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
It's probably a lot cheaper. Probably get a watermelon. When
you're done, you eat it your vacuum. Then you eat it,
you make a mask, you vacuum it up, and you
gotta get another vacuum or another watermelon to put it
on the water to vacuum up the watermelon.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, effectively, right, Well.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Especially if you're picking up like one of those really
really nice watermelons from a roadside stand. Have you guys
had like the I think it's called like black diamond watermelon.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Well, I'm gonna be honest with you, as you know,
I'm allergic to watermelon, which stinks.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Still, you go through these like were some seasons you're
allergic Some seasons.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Wamelon, bananas, cantalope, the melon family. I mean, I know
bananas aren't part of the melon family, but a lot
of the melon family. I'm just I'm allergic to you.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You're missing alms, my friend.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
I know I loved watermelon as a kid, and I
just remember I had a banana and it affected me.
And then all of a sudden, oh at avocados too.
Avocados came in. It's certain times of the year, and
it's the times when you most eat those things in
the summer. It's some kind of weird allergy thing where
it triggers more in the summer and then in the winter.
I don't have that big of a problem. So who's
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eating watermelon? Watermelon in in the middle of winter in Minnesota.
I mean, people do, but it's really a summertime stack.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
So I can try it I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You try it. Okay. See, you probably think I'm crazy
Dubs if I say, hey, just try it. But you
tried a banana smoothie when I was like, mirror you
sometime last year and you were fine, Yeah, how did
that work? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I don't know because I didn't sip out of your straw?
How does that work? I remember?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
So what happened was I got a smoothie and you're like, oh,
that sounds good, and you were going to order on
it and I was like, I think it has banana
in it. And you're like, oh, let's give it a try.
And I'm like, are you sure right? And I said,
I'm like, do you need an EpiPen? Like what do
we need on hand if something goes wrong? And you're like,
it's gonna be fine, and then it was fine.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well that's why we hired Dubs. He's the mouth to
mouth expert of the Twin Cities over here.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah wait, what that's my guy right there? Uh no,
they say, you know what works better?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Is they up the game here a little bit? If
you don't want to use a watermelon, use a begg.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Of rice rice, that'd be easier.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I mean, it would be a lot more easier to
fit vacuum and kind of stay there. I don't know
how in the world you I don't know what kind
of vacuum you take with a watermelon on it.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, this is just a little weird, especially some of
the more modern vacuums, because I feel like they're very
oddly shaped.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
They're all they are like stupid looking. Ours is square?
Has a square top?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Are the The one that we had when I was
growing up was very very square? Do you have like
an older one?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
No, it's only a couple of years old. I think
it's a tiger shark nice something like that. What is
called tiger shark? It's either a shark or something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
The vacuum.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It sounds pretty like awesome if you call it a
tiger shark.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I don't know that's what I call I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I think I have a tiger shark saws all, so
I might be getting the two.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Look have tiger sharks saws all? I think that's what
I have. That's tiger shark, and then I have a
shark tiger shark.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
There are tiger shark vacuums.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I think that's what I have a vacuum though I
don't have that.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, I do have a robotic one. Maybe you put
the watermelon on top of the robotic vacuum. It goes
about three feet as I give up.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Do you have the jaws all or syprocating saucepiked with
the teeth of a tiger shark? That I have a
six skill shark, a silky shark, and a sand bar shark.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, that's what I've got. I've got I've got the uh.
I don't think you have one of them.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I just have the shark, like just the shark. Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
We just have our little like robot vacuum thingy.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Does anybody have the chart that's when it goes over
your dog's mess. By the way, you cannot find a
robot vacuum that really does avoid that.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
It always tries. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
It's like it's it does, It goes gets up to
it and it's like okay, then it's like I'm gonna
give it a shot.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
I thankfully have not dealt with that.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
We have.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Sometimes Aaron goes out and eats grass and then the
um the robot vacuum says, So I think I think
I could handle this.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I wish it was more intuitive, like it would learn.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Learn a lesson, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I'll tell you where it doesn't learn a lesson too,
is the the little cables, like the well cords. It
seems to do chords okay, like it goes over a
cord unless it's loose. But I'll tell you, like the
charger for my phone and all that thing, and if
if it's the six footer or the eight foot or
whatever it is, it's just wraps around that thing. And
then it sends me a code and it's like.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Help, it's stuck in a corner. It must just be because
it's smaller, like a lower profile than the normal lamp
code or code cord.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah, something I don't, Well it is, and it gets
all tucked up in there and I don't. And if
I put a watermelon on that, I'd have probably even
worse problems. Watermelon all over the house cord and all
that stuff, stuff all over Oh gosh, don't even think
about it.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So anyway, Yeah, grab a watermelon, throw it on top
of your vacuum. See what happens. I gonna throw Lena
on top of it, dude, that's actually perfect. Heavy is
Lena right now? I know I can. I can ask
womans wait when they're under two? Right? I think so
she's like almost twenty pounds. Well, that'd be all right
about She'd love that.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That would be perfect that. It probably is a little
bit more than your average watermelon.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Just take a car seats, stick it on your vacuum,
Stuck her in there.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, picture like a little spiky.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah too, that might be You know, if your neighbors
saw you, you might be in trouble.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Right.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
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Speaker 1 (08:08):
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