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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, welcome to another episode of to You what all
this talk about how glorious and wonderful the weather's going
to be?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You jinxed it.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I thanks you, Rock must thank you. You just took me,
walk me right out to the plank and get me
a poke, Dade, didn't you. Well, everybody said how glorious
it was supposed to it, and it is. It's still
looking at good like tomorrow's beautiful. Partly Claudia high at seventy.
I think the fair.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, the whole rest of the week is this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
If you're going, I'm just letting you know, there could
be a gully washer coming through between like nine and ten.
You may want to look that up.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Here up well, but it what I always the weather
app I look out, No, don't look at it yet.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Look at the weather channel. You look at that. You
look at that app that comes on your You and
my wife look at that appic. It's so off. I know,
it's like Claudy Chancells snow. I'm thirty seven today, It's like,
uh no, it's August twenty second. I don't think that's possible.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
You never had an issue with it until I was
at Wee Fest and it said it was gonna be
like clear sky is totally fine, no problem. And then
I was looking at it and I'm hearing everybody say
there's going to be a storm coming through, and I'm like,
I really don't think so. It looks fine to me.
And then what happened?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Why do you guys continue to use that app? I've
told you that app is that is the worst. I
don't know who provides information. It's the Russians. It's got
to be a foreign government.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
But that was like the first time that I really
had an issue with it that I can think of it.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And you never looked at it before. Apparently, Yeah, it's
that app is awful. There are plenty of other apps
go to go, like just a weather channel, so it
says a lot of It says we could get like
one to two inches of rain. The last time I
looked at like this morning.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I gotta tell you what, though, I think those are
honestly the best days to go to the fair. If
it's kind of stormy.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh yeah, there's out there in the windsor about sixty
miles an hour and your umbrella falls apart.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, no, no, no, listen, that heavy rain doesn't always
last for a super long time. It usually is pretty
quick and then it's like it deters everybody, so there's
hardly any lines and then you get to just zip
your way through everything. It's magical.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's a that's a major fat day at the fair.
That's how day at the fair when you get there
and there's no lines and everyone's just sitting there, just
waiting to serve somebody, I hate you, And do you
get the front of the line for everything. Yeah, that's
a dangerous day at the fair. You have a careful
of days.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Like that, cause, like I gotta say, last year, there
was that one day where it was just super hot
and there was like this heat advisory and then I
think later in the day it stormed, but there were
barely any lines. I mean, if you wanted to get
that deep fried ranch and everybody wanted so bad that
you have to wait in line for usually it was
just like walk right up and go. It was so nice.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Fair Advice with Chris carran Company.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Go on the bad weather days. That's the way to
do it. So I'm looking at weather channel dot com
or whatever weather dot com and it does look like
isolated thunderstorms. Starting around seven am, it's going to turn
into So it goes from isolated and then at eight
it becomes scattered, and then at nine it becomes heavy.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Gully washers d ratio.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It says thunderstorms until about three ish and then and
then at five.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That'll probably kabash me at the fair today, I'm just
gonna I've got to move the kids. I'm moving the kids.
Today is one of the moving days for the kids
in their apartment. Yeah, at U of M. And I
was gonna get on the fair yep and be down there,
you know, right after the show. But I think today,
given all of that, Yeah, and I think the crowds
are going to be less. And I know people listen,
(03:23):
I know, I know you're going to the fair just
for me. But no, but I don't think I think
today's I think I'm gonna X and A today. I
have to otherwise it's gonna puts just gonna be a
little too much. I got to get the kids moved in.
That sucks. I forgot all about it. I didn't know
until I was I was on the phone with you
(03:44):
yesterday and my wife told me were you on the
phone with y yeah, on speaker or something, and then
she's like, honey, we're moving the kids tomorrow. I'm like,
oh that and the fair yeah, and getting up at
two thirty in the morning. Not to be a whiner,
but it's like, you know what, that's the Let me
just backtrack, let me go back just a second. Moving
(04:06):
is the worst thing in the world to be I've
done it a million times. I'm a disc jockey town
to town, up and down the dial. I mean, I
have been all over the place. I hate it, Like
we're here to stay. I ain't going anywhere. I mean,
I literally I cannot. We found a house. It's small,
it's one level, it's glorious. He's got a big garage.
(04:27):
I'm the happiest guy in the world. We ain't going anywhere,
you know what I'm saying. I mean unless it's a
catastrophic thing, which and then I'm still not going anywhere.
I'll pitch a tent. I hate moving, so moving the kids,
it's always people arguing back and forth a little bit.
It's somebody not doing their job. And I've got two,
you know, a teenager and now almost a twenty one
(04:49):
year old. You know, and hauling stuff just doesn't work,
you know, because they don't do that every day, and
I've done it a million times, and it's just it's
always just gonna be me yelling at one almost like,
can you any chance you could pick up you're under
the couch? I mean, you know what they're gen zs Okay,
this is I'm sorry generalized, generalized an entire generation, but
they're when you define when you think of gen Z,
(05:11):
you're gen Z, I know that, but they're really gen Z.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I'm like the older yeah, right there, there's a difference
I think between the older section of gen Z and
then the younger.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, I'm mean to be moving a couch with a
kid that's going to be on his phone and trying
to watch his phone and move a couch at the
same time, going get four flights, it's just gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Have you ever hired movers?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, because I've never.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Done that from one town to another, Yeah, from one
city to another city, you gotta do that. Yeah. But
other than that, no, I mean most of the time
it was just me and a U haul.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah. When we eventually do build a home on the
land that we got, uh, we are building the house
we're going to die in, so which him so excited.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Let's it's not for a while. Well yeah, I mean
if you don't, you know, build it and then you're
in a week, it's like, well, okay, we're here, let's
just end it.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Well yeah, no, of course, I hope.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Just lie down and just call it a day.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I hope that it's gonna be hawthorn and I just
old and gray and grizzled, just like on that porch.
With all these developments surrounding our acreage.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Don't have to be grizzled. Well, your grizzle just sounds disgusting.
I think there's a smell attached to that.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh yeah, grizzly.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
And a little front porch swing. Yes, Oh you guys
are it's west? You're shooting west? Right? You have a
western view out your front porch?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Right, it would be front ports.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta put a swing out there.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, depending on how we orient things, I think.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Okay, yeah, yeah, because I've been out on your property,
yeah yeah, I think I was the first to pee
on it. Christ when did.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You do that? In the five minutes you were there?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You guys gotta go you guys gotta go. I went
over to the easement where it was legal.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I don't know. I'm pretty sure Hawthorne. Oh, come on,
that man will pee anywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I thought I sniffed something. I wanted to claim it
as my own territory. Guys are like dogs. Yeah, we are, said,
one of the first things we do. Bunch of property.
Oh yeah, I have to take a leak. Sure did.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
You sent it a competing scent?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Absolutely? It's mine now.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh no, I better tell Hawthorne he's gonna get out there.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It'll forever be a spot for me. It's right over
by that easement. Poll you were there, shock, you didn't
see it. I was having a conversation with you the
whole time. It was.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
It was another thing.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Guys, dude, they don't care. They'd be on the phone
and in front of people out of the golf course.
It's like that was a good spot. Yeah, that was
a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Wasn't it cool when you got to see the easement
in real life?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh dude, I lived the sixteen foot that goes right
across like diagonal across the property.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah. For anybody who doesn't know, Hawthorne and I we
bought some land in Buffalo and and it's a beautiful property.
It's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
The city puts a great big sixteen foot road right
through it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
There's an there's an underground utility easement from like the
forties that does not even used. It's not even like
it's not it's not for a utility that's even in use.
It doesn't go in.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
No, but this gets under your skin, and I just
love it. I know you still get all.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Fired up because I get so excited about this beautiful
land that Hawthorne and I have saved four and we've
worked for and we're paying.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
By the way, she bought it at twenty nine. She
hasn't been there like around that long.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's a long time.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Not really, not in the time that you found the easement.
It was a few months. It wasn't like I'm buying
that property since I US three. I looked across from
Highway fifty five and said, I want that property, Daddy,
would you buy that? Phone me?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
But I mean, like Hawthorn and I have been saving money, and.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh yeah, you gotcha, I'm just giving you crap. You know.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Of course I know that I'm not actually upset, and uh,
and it's nice because it's so close to my parents.
It's like right in Buffalo.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
And nice now to your parents.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I know, I'm like, oh, four or five minutes from
the parents. Yeah, am you going to see the babies?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'll take all sixteen of them in.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I'm evan.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
I don't think. I don't know. My dad might do that.
I don't know. But my parents are so busy. I
don't know that they'll be like pope, because.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Once you pop out a grandchild, that's all gonna change. Really, boy,
all those board meetings and all those things. Oh yeah,
the kid comes and it's going to be a whole
different animal. It's not really it's their kid, but it's
not their kid.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
They get to have the glory of it being like
a family child, but they don't have to do any
of the bad stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
And you know, remember your grandparents, I mean, your grandparents
are treasured. They were just they were loved more than anything,
even more than your parents. Because it spoiled you. And
then they set you back and you're back in your
environment and you cried like a little mother. Man, You're
I like those people.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Those people are so cool.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
They give you the stuff that I never get at home.
I don't even know who they are, but they get
gray hair.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
And they're so cool. They smell kind of funny, but
they're so cool. I like them so much. And I
don't have to take naps over there, So.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Good luck to you. Yeah, but it does have these,
and I just think it's awesome. I'm gonna forever hang
it over her heat.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
At any time, the city could have its way with
your property.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We just can't build our house over it.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It'll be fine, see already, it already started. It is
telling me what you can and can't do. Thank you
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