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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of to You. So when was
the last time you wore pants? It's been them all.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right, well, the skirts, not that I know.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We'll not even say that. You even say that. In
five she's not wearing pants. I'm not wearing Well then
I'm not wearing pants.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My guy joined the no pants revolution.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We're just gonna wear our shirt. Well, today it's Friday, right,
so today? No, today is it's it's the nude hour exactly,
the stay Fair, second Friday, the State Fair. In front
of the Chemical two booth, it's the nude hour.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah it doesn't everybody know it's always the nude hour.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Come on buy and well, well the neon hour is
the nude hour every Yeah, yeah, come on by and
drop them.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's the inaugural nud Hour at the Minnesota State Fair
second Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Take a selfie in front of the booth, yep, and
all your nudity. Absolutely. Do you think come on out
and share your juices with us?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Do you think somebody's going to do it?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I hope. So.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
My theory is that if enough people get nude at
the same exact time, they can't possibly apprehend us.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
All well, just do it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, but what are you saying. I'm saying somebody, if
there's a mob of people and they go do something wrong,
people are going to get the cops. Don't go. Well,
there's just too many people are speeding down three ninety four. Well,
it's like everybody's doing it or just getting out.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm trying to find into this sense of security.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
How does it feel because I'm playing your role, literal
Sam role? How does it feel?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I respect it?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It doesn't hurt? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Stings a little?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Does at all? I respect it?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, I ruined your whole affair.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, well, you guys are just jealous because you were
in pants.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Not for long. I'm wearing shorts.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Actually, oh good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You see you're a little closer. Yeah yeah, try wearing
a T shirt without pants. Sometimes it's way better. I've
done that in public.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't know, I mean maybe not knowingly. Speaking of which,
I get the boys moved into their apartment.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
They're totally again.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, no, no, no, this is a multi stage process.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
How much stuff? Are they too much?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because of their mother? I love the Disney Princess. My
wife is and that's why she's the best. She's over prepared.
She's super prepared. These guys have everything. I'm shocked that
they didn't like load fire she didn't put maybe she
did put, like multiple fire extinguishers in their background.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Comes with a fire extinguisher.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yes, Sam, I didn't realize that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's just another verbal hurdle. Verbal hurdle, I said, I
have to jump over I throw up many verbal herd
No throwing up on this show.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I have not thrown out this entire pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Thank God, You're welcome. So they're moved in and I
got a picture of them yesterday and I want to
post it later. I didn't even notice it, and it
was so perfect. They post perfectly for it, and I
didn't even notice it until it was done. I get
my truck full of stuff for at Joey's house. That's
their roommate. They've known him for years. They're all living together.
And here's the truck just full of crap, I mean,
(03:01):
and it's packed like crap in the back of my truck,
all this stuff. And what stands out more than anything, well,
there's a chair like hanging off to the side. You guys,
ever hear the show the Beverly Hillbillies. Yeape, it look
like that. So there's like a chair hanging off to
the side. We're just missing Granny in the top, you know.
And then there's all this stuff and all this all
(03:22):
this junk in these bags, you know, glad trash bags
of clothes and stuff. And then there's the ever important
two cases or no one case of Ham's beer that
Joey brought out right there. And then there's another twelve
pack of something like a caffeinated beer or something. It's like, okay,
(03:45):
you guys will be this is this gonna help your study,
well at least, you know, for study. Will stay up.
I'm like, you know, you can have coffee. This is
caffeine and the beer. Okay, it's gonna be too drunk,
but he can't pass out. Absolutely, you'll make it to class.
You'll make it to the town. Yeah, he won't get
a no show, right. But the Hams, I'm like, really, guys,
(04:06):
I mean no, I'm not ripping Hams at all. It's
just like, have all the beers out there, and they're
just they're total gen zers all the way. Yeah, and
that Hams. It's like, what are you baby boomers know?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Hams?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I think is like a popular beer with the young.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm sure, but it just looked at from the land
of sky blue waters. Yeah, there's somebody out there that
gets that.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
If there's anybody who is hearing me say, this is
familiar with whatever culture is going on to Saint John's.
My brother went to Saint John's and they call each other,
they call themselves the Hamsters, and I think it has
something to do with Hams beer.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's Saint John's. Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
This is killing me.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Saint John's Hams beer. That's what we drink every night
before we take an exam. Drink HAPs. Drink HAPs.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, now with the Hamsters, with Hamsters, with the Harmmsters,
we our hounds. So yeah, hopefully he was.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
A very good but on the fly go ahead, I.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Thought it was pretty good and so hopefully there's somebody
that maybe went to Saint John's or something that could
send him a talk back or college.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Or any any school. St John's. Well, no, I just
you can confirm the bill for that one. We looked
at Saint John's, who.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I think he's paying it rain and he's paying for
it himself.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
He is, which brothers.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Aid Spencer, I actually don't know what his whatever the
what's the brother?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
We always forget all the time, Sean.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You've shown no Shane Sawyer, Spencer shame.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
They all look the same, they all talk the same,
they all have that same quizzical stare when you talk
to him. They're an attentive bunch. But they're like robots.
I mean, they're just they're all like the same, the
same person. If one has a mustache, they all have
a mustache. I mean, they're just it's so weird. They're
like the same height. They all have the sands of
your face, that bob sands of your face that you
(06:03):
know your dad. Oh my gosh, it's glorious.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh that's so funny. You forget him. I don't forget.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, I know you do.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Is he the one that when he would get sick,
he screams Sawyer?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That was Sawyer?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, Sawyers? Yeah, Sawyer is the screamsicker. No, I'm not
going to say what what he what he expels he
likes that's good, all right? Yeah, yeah, so he does
stand out a little bit. He's the one I stand
back from every time. The sans of your tribe. Yeah, hey,
(06:39):
so we're gonna be out at the fair today. We're
wearing the shirts that you guys lovingly gave us. Thank you.
It's so cool unless there's some trick or something and
they start to dissolve in the heat. Can you imagine
that'd be funny.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
So funny, like when you see videos of people wearing
swimsuits that dissolve because they got gifted them by somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's that's shirts were out there and just all of
a sudden, just the to hit some anything above fifty.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It'll be just in time for the Nude Hour, the
Nude Hour.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Baby. Yeah, well, I don't think anything's getting through these pants,
so I'm not wearing dissolvable pants.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm gonna have to pull them off myself?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Are you positive?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Help? Want to help me pull my pants off? And
all right, we're gonna go. This is enough. Thank you
for listening to this episode of I Tell You What.
You'll find more on the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere you get
your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, chair and like.
Thank you
Welcome to another episode of to You. So when was
the last time you wore pants? It's been them all.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Right, well, the skirts, not that I know.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
We'll not even say that. You even say that. In
five she's not wearing pants. I'm not wearing Well then
I'm not wearing pants.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My guy joined the no pants revolution.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We're just gonna wear our shirt. Well, today it's Friday, right,
so today? No, today is it's it's the nude hour exactly,
the stay Fair, second Friday, the State Fair. In front
of the Chemical two booth, it's the nude hour.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah it doesn't everybody know it's always the nude hour.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Come on buy and well, well the neon hour is
the nude hour every Yeah, yeah, come on by and
drop them.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's the inaugural nud Hour at the Minnesota State Fair
second Friday.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You gotta do it.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Take a selfie in front of the booth, yep, and
all your nudity. Absolutely. Do you think come on out
and share your juices with us?
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Do you think somebody's going to do it?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I hope. So.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
My theory is that if enough people get nude at
the same exact time, they can't possibly apprehend us.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
All well, just do it.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, but what are you saying. I'm saying somebody, if
there's a mob of people and they go do something wrong,
people are going to get the cops. Don't go. Well,
there's just too many people are speeding down three ninety four. Well,
it's like everybody's doing it or just getting out.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm trying to find into this sense of security.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
How does it feel because I'm playing your role, literal
Sam role? How does it feel?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I respect it?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It doesn't hurt? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Stings a little?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Does at all? I respect it?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, I ruined your whole affair.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, well, you guys are just jealous because you were
in pants.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Not for long. I'm wearing shorts.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Actually, oh good for you.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You see you're a little closer. Yeah yeah, try wearing
a T shirt without pants. Sometimes it's way better. I've
done that in public.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't know, I mean maybe not knowingly. Speaking of which,
I get the boys moved into their apartment.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
They're totally again.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, no, no, no, this is a multi stage process.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
How much stuff? Are they too much?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because of their mother? I love the Disney Princess. My
wife is and that's why she's the best. She's over prepared.
She's super prepared. These guys have everything. I'm shocked that
they didn't like load fire she didn't put maybe she
did put, like multiple fire extinguishers in their background.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Comes with a fire extinguisher.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yes, Sam, I didn't realize that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's just another verbal hurdle. Verbal hurdle, I said, I
have to jump over I throw up many verbal herd
No throwing up on this show.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I have not thrown out this entire pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Thank God, You're welcome. So they're moved in and I
got a picture of them yesterday and I want to
post it later. I didn't even notice it, and it
was so perfect. They post perfectly for it, and I
didn't even notice it until it was done. I get
my truck full of stuff for at Joey's house. That's
their roommate. They've known him for years. They're all living together.
And here's the truck just full of crap, I mean,
(03:01):
and it's packed like crap in the back of my truck,
all this stuff. And what stands out more than anything, well,
there's a chair like hanging off to the side. You guys,
ever hear the show the Beverly Hillbillies. Yeape, it look
like that. So there's like a chair hanging off to
the side. We're just missing Granny in the top, you know.
And then there's all this stuff and all this all
(03:22):
this junk in these bags, you know, glad trash bags
of clothes and stuff. And then there's the ever important
two cases or no one case of Ham's beer that
Joey brought out right there. And then there's another twelve
pack of something like a caffeinated beer or something. It's like, okay,
(03:45):
you guys will be this is this gonna help your study,
well at least, you know, for study. Will stay up.
I'm like, you know, you can have coffee. This is
caffeine and the beer. Okay, it's gonna be too drunk,
but he can't pass out. Absolutely, you'll make it to class.
You'll make it to the town. Yeah, he won't get
a no show, right. But the Hams, I'm like, really, guys,
(04:06):
I mean no, I'm not ripping Hams at all. It's
just like, have all the beers out there, and they're
just they're total gen zers all the way. Yeah, and
that Hams. It's like, what are you baby boomers know?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Hams?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I think is like a popular beer with the young.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'm sure, but it just looked at from the land
of sky blue waters. Yeah, there's somebody out there that
gets that.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
If there's anybody who is hearing me say, this is
familiar with whatever culture is going on to Saint John's.
My brother went to Saint John's and they call each other,
they call themselves the Hamsters, and I think it has
something to do with Hams beer.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's Saint John's. Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
This is killing me.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Saint John's Hams beer. That's what we drink every night
before we take an exam. Drink HAPs. Drink HAPs.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Okay, now with the Hamsters, with Hamsters, with the Harmmsters,
we our hounds. So yeah, hopefully he was.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
A very good but on the fly go ahead, I.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Thought it was pretty good and so hopefully there's somebody
that maybe went to Saint John's or something that could
send him a talk back or college.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Or any any school. St John's. Well, no, I just
you can confirm the bill for that one. We looked
at Saint John's, who.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I think he's paying it rain and he's paying for
it himself.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
He is, which brothers.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Aid Spencer, I actually don't know what his whatever the
what's the brother?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
We always forget all the time, Sean.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You've shown no Shane Sawyer, Spencer shame.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
They all look the same, they all talk the same,
they all have that same quizzical stare when you talk
to him. They're an attentive bunch. But they're like robots.
I mean, they're just they're all like the same, the
same person. If one has a mustache, they all have
a mustache. I mean, they're just it's so weird. They're
like the same height. They all have the sands of
your face, that bob sands of your face that you
(06:03):
know your dad. Oh my gosh, it's glorious.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oh that's so funny. You forget him. I don't forget.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, I know you do.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Is he the one that when he would get sick,
he screams Sawyer?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
That was Sawyer?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, Sawyers? Yeah, Sawyer is the screamsicker. No, I'm not
going to say what what he what he expels he
likes that's good, all right? Yeah, yeah, so he does
stand out a little bit. He's the one I stand
back from every time. The sans of your tribe. Yeah, hey,
(06:39):
so we're gonna be out at the fair today. We're
wearing the shirts that you guys lovingly gave us. Thank you.
It's so cool unless there's some trick or something and
they start to dissolve in the heat. Can you imagine
that'd be funny.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
So funny, like when you see videos of people wearing
swimsuits that dissolve because they got gifted them by somebody.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's that's shirts were out there and just all of
a sudden, just the to hit some anything above fifty.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It'll be just in time for the Nude Hour, the
Nude Hour.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Baby. Yeah, well, I don't think anything's getting through these pants,
so I'm not wearing dissolvable pants.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm gonna have to pull them off myself?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Are you positive?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Help? Want to help me pull my pants off? And
all right, we're gonna go. This is enough. Thank you
for listening to this episode of I Tell You What.
You'll find more on the iHeartRadio app. Anywhere you get
your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, chair and like.
Thank you
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