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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What Happened
with This Goat? Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, this whole thing is just weird, and my computer
just turned off on me, So give me a second
here because I had it in front of me. But basically,
this woman was hanging out in a hotel and she
overheard a man saying that he was going to sell
his wife's goat, but he was going to tell his
(00:25):
wife that the goat died instead of just being honest
with her about getting rid of her goat.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Is this common people have? Are you dog?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
No? No, no, people just have goat. That's what you
have issue with in the story is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well, no, I'm starting there, I guess. And then this,
So he didn't like the goat, sold the goat, made
money off it, didn't tell her, and he kept the cash.
How much our goat's.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Worth It depends on the goat. Usually a few hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, that's substantial.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, not like ton, it's not. It's not. I don't
know if you think about it, like a dog. So
some people just have pet goats the same way that
they have pet dogs. I mean, so my family, we've
got a few, We've got several votes.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Because well, you have everything out there other than alligators
and things that can survive can't really survive up here.
But so she this anonymous woman heard this anonymous guy
talking about this anonymous goat, yes, surrounding her this anonymous wife. Yes,
how so what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So now she's she is like, she doesn't know these people,
but she kind of feels bad for the wife, and
she's wondering if she should.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Somehow what can she do about it?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I don't know, Well, she she's just wondering if she
should somehow like figure out who this person is and
tell them what their husband has been up to and
that their goat isn't really.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Is that her business.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
No, not at all, not at all, But she just
feels like it's the righteous good thing to do.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Did you hear everything correctly? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, I don't think that she was very far away.
I think it was like an overheard conversation. But it's
not like she was on the other side of the room,
was like nearby.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Was it told jestfully, I'm selling my wife's.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Go I mean yeah, I think that it was jestful,
only because the dude was like proud of himself and
laughing about it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But telling your wife the goat died and she's like
attached to this animal, Yeah, yeah, that's got to jump in.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think that's pretty evil, honestly, if you're going to
lie that way and then just think about this, it's
not something that you have to lie about initially. You
have to lie then for the rest of your life
at that point if you're married to this person, because
then every time that she talks about how much she
misses Sparky the goat or whatever the heck his name is,
she like you have to be like, oh, yeah, it's
(02:39):
so sad. I don't know how you could live with yourself.
And then eventually what it's got to just wear you
down because you've been lying the whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Unless he buys her something with the money, but that
still doesn't make up for it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It doesn't make up for it at all. It's still lie.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm just trying to think how someone would rationalize that.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He just didn't like the goat and he wanted to
get rid of it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Did it do goats? But you in the do they
have butchet?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, some of them do, especially the boys. The boys
like to do that.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But the story is shifting a little bit. Maybe the
goat was evil, maybe it was a bad goat. It
was goat.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But so we've got Nigerian dwarf goats and they're really friendly,
like naturally, their personalities are just really good. So let's
say if it's a Nigerian dwarf goat, like they're not
super head buddy and they're not like they're friendly. They
make good companions.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But we can't assume that in this case.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No, it could have been a headbutting jerk face. But
still I don't think that even matters.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Still think about this. Maybe it was an ex boyfriend
of her life. She like, maybe she dated the goat,
like maybe he was No you do not, no, no, really,
I don't think that's warranted. No, I think I mean, why.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
How would that work? Did you know that male goats
Sorry I'm going to digress. Do you know that boy
goats like bucks, the non neutered ones, like the p
al over themselves.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Just to pick what.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, no, no, like what a male goat will pee
on himself all over his beard and his hair and
stuff to make himself smell more like strong with the
pheromones and everything, and the girl goats love it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh I'll be back. Yeh yeah, you can do it
right there.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
My god, it's so gross. They will like duck their
head but like almost like down and then pee on
their face.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Early in the morning. You don't even have to do that.
You go in there. You gotta plan that one out
a little bit. Sometimes that's another story.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I don't even want to know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, you probably don't. You can figure it out, ask
your husband, and you can go ahead and act deliberately
up too. So this conversation as much as you want to.
But no, maybe this person, maybe it's a person. Maybe
he killed off the ex boyfriend the goat. Maybe he's
that's code terminology for this Yeah, this guy he kept
caring about herself a goat. Yeah, probably not.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I mean, if you're gonna, like, if you're gonna, are you.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Suggesting suggesting that? It's code words? So now you kill
the man? Now this this woman should look into it. Now,
she should get she should figure decipher this a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well yeah, I mean, if we're talking murder, that's probably
if it's If if it was a buck, then I
wouldn't really blame the guy for trying to find some
solution to get rid of it because they're so stinky,
they smell so bad.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well, was any of that said on the conversation? Now?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, but I just think it's funny. I don't know.
You can't lie though. You gotta be honest. I mean,
could you. Okay, Chris, if you did something like that,
which you wouldn't, but if you did and you lied
about it, and so there's this live Let's say you
like sold Errand to your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
There, I'm willing to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, you saw Okay, maybe not the neighbor.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Would it be that dumb whatever? The dog? Well, man,
he died. It was so sad.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Okay, so maybe not that there's alive.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I thought he was dead.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, how about how about that put in.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The neighbor's garbage. I thought it was over. I was
gonna put him on ours.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay, Let's see you sold him to Dubs, so now
he's like further away, yeah kind of.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean that's just kind of a good story. Aaron's
off yesterday, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Perfect, perfect, Yeah, but you didn't want to admit to
Steph that you sold or gave away Aaron, so instead
you lie and you said that he's now in the
big field in the sky.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, and so I don't know, like how how could
you live with yourself? Like could you live with yourself?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It really depends on what he lying every day. No,
that's just not you know, I can't even make make
make a jest full.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I probably it's probably too on that.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I just you know that that's to me. There's you know,
there's too much of that in the world of relationships
and stuff. Yeah, so I couldn't talk back. You guys
find something talk back on the iHeartRadio app let a rip.
I mean, what say you? No, I can you don't.
You don't keep secrets from your wife. You know, she
doesn't need to know your number before going into the relationship.
But other than that, that's your life before that, you
(06:59):
know what I mean? Yep.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Have you ever gotten rid of a family pet? Like
my parents they got rid of I had a get go.
They said it ran away. They just got rid of
it because they hated the crickets that night, because it
ate crickets, so they would and they're like, we got
to get this thing out of here. And they're like, yeah,
it ran away and it ran away.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, way better life though that things starting commercials and everything.
Man that made a pretty fantastic career for itself after that.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
When I was so when I was little, it's something
similar happened to me, except it was with fish. I
had a couple of fish and they were really cool,
but they had babies. All of a sudden, one day,
there's like a hundred tiny fish swimming around and take
this little ball. Yes, it was like they came out
of nowhere because we didn't know what to look for
when fish reproduced their lay eggs whatever the heck fish do.
(07:45):
All of a sudden, there's just these little specks swimming around,
and then the next day they were all gone, and
I was like, where did these baby fish go?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And not eating?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I don't think chuck. I never considered that the parents
wore them. I don't think that's true because I don't
know my parents. I don't even remember what excuse my
parents gave. But I'm convinced that they got rid of
the fish.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
The parent fish were looking at them like goldfish, like
you get the goldfish snacks. They're just like, oh, this
is kind of cool. Where these come from?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I never thought of that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Maybe they probably did.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I have spent my entire life thinking that my parents
like flushed those babes.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, did you ever ask them? You can ask if
you're thirty them. Thank you for listening to this episode
of I Tell You What and get more in the
iHeartRadio app anywhere you get your podcast, Please rate, review, subscribe,
download chair and like. Thank you,
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What Happened
with This Goat? Sam.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, this whole thing is just weird, and my computer
just turned off on me, So give me a second
here because I had it in front of me. But basically,
this woman was hanging out in a hotel and she
overheard a man saying that he was going to sell
his wife's goat, but he was going to tell his
(00:25):
wife that the goat died instead of just being honest
with her about getting rid of her goat.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Is this common people have? Are you dog?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
No? No, no, people just have goat. That's what you
have issue with in the story is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well, no, I'm starting there, I guess. And then this,
So he didn't like the goat, sold the goat, made
money off it, didn't tell her, and he kept the cash.
How much our goat's.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Worth It depends on the goat. Usually a few hundred bucks.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay, that's substantial.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, not like ton, it's not. It's not. I don't
know if you think about it, like a dog. So
some people just have pet goats the same way that
they have pet dogs. I mean, so my family, we've
got a few, We've got several votes.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Because well, you have everything out there other than alligators
and things that can survive can't really survive up here.
But so she this anonymous woman heard this anonymous guy
talking about this anonymous goat, yes, surrounding her this anonymous wife. Yes,
how so what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So now she's she is like, she doesn't know these people,
but she kind of feels bad for the wife, and
she's wondering if she should.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Somehow what can she do about it?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I don't know, Well, she she's just wondering if she
should somehow like figure out who this person is and
tell them what their husband has been up to and
that their goat isn't really.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Is that her business.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
No, not at all, not at all, But she just
feels like it's the righteous good thing to do.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Did you hear everything correctly? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, I don't think that she was very far away.
I think it was like an overheard conversation. But it's
not like she was on the other side of the room,
was like nearby.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Was it told jestfully, I'm selling my wife's.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Go I mean yeah, I think that it was jestful,
only because the dude was like proud of himself and
laughing about it.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But telling your wife the goat died and she's like
attached to this animal, Yeah, yeah, that's got to jump in.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think that's pretty evil, honestly, if you're going to
lie that way and then just think about this, it's
not something that you have to lie about initially. You
have to lie then for the rest of your life
at that point if you're married to this person, because
then every time that she talks about how much she
misses Sparky the goat or whatever the heck his name is,
she like you have to be like, oh, yeah, it's
(02:39):
so sad. I don't know how you could live with yourself.
And then eventually what it's got to just wear you
down because you've been lying the whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Unless he buys her something with the money, but that
still doesn't make up for it.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
It doesn't make up for it at all. It's still lie.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I'm just trying to think how someone would rationalize that.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
He just didn't like the goat and he wanted to
get rid of it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Did it do goats? But you in the do they
have butchet?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, some of them do, especially the boys. The boys
like to do that.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But the story is shifting a little bit. Maybe the
goat was evil, maybe it was a bad goat. It
was goat.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But so we've got Nigerian dwarf goats and they're really friendly,
like naturally, their personalities are just really good. So let's
say if it's a Nigerian dwarf goat, like they're not
super head buddy and they're not like they're friendly. They
make good companions.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
But we can't assume that in this case.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No, it could have been a headbutting jerk face. But
still I don't think that even matters.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Still think about this. Maybe it was an ex boyfriend
of her life. She like, maybe she dated the goat,
like maybe he was No you do not, no, no, really,
I don't think that's warranted. No, I think I mean, why.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
How would that work? Did you know that male goats
Sorry I'm going to digress. Do you know that boy
goats like bucks, the non neutered ones, like the p
al over themselves.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Just to pick what.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
No, no, no, like what a male goat will pee
on himself all over his beard and his hair and
stuff to make himself smell more like strong with the
pheromones and everything, and the girl goats love it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Oh I'll be back. Yeh yeah, you can do it
right there.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
My god, it's so gross. They will like duck their
head but like almost like down and then pee on
their face.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Early in the morning. You don't even have to do that.
You go in there. You gotta plan that one out
a little bit. Sometimes that's another story.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I don't even want to know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, you probably don't. You can figure it out, ask
your husband, and you can go ahead and act deliberately
up too. So this conversation as much as you want to.
But no, maybe this person, maybe it's a person. Maybe
he killed off the ex boyfriend the goat. Maybe he's
that's code terminology for this Yeah, this guy he kept
caring about herself a goat. Yeah, probably not.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I mean, if you're gonna, like, if you're gonna, are you.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Suggesting suggesting that? It's code words? So now you kill
the man? Now this this woman should look into it. Now,
she should get she should figure decipher this a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well yeah, I mean, if we're talking murder, that's probably
if it's If if it was a buck, then I
wouldn't really blame the guy for trying to find some
solution to get rid of it because they're so stinky,
they smell so bad.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well, was any of that said on the conversation? Now?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Okay, but I just think it's funny. I don't know.
You can't lie though. You gotta be honest. I mean,
could you. Okay, Chris, if you did something like that,
which you wouldn't, but if you did and you lied
about it, and so there's this live Let's say you
like sold Errand to your neighbor.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
There, I'm willing to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, you saw Okay, maybe not the neighbor.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Would it be that dumb whatever? The dog? Well, man,
he died. It was so sad.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Okay, so maybe not that there's alive.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I thought he was dead.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Okay, how about how about that put in.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
The neighbor's garbage. I thought it was over. I was
gonna put him on ours.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay, Let's see you sold him to Dubs, so now
he's like further away, yeah kind of.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean that's just kind of a good story. Aaron's
off yesterday, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Perfect, perfect, Yeah, but you didn't want to admit to
Steph that you sold or gave away Aaron, so instead
you lie and you said that he's now in the
big field in the sky.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, and so I don't know, like how how could
you live with yourself? Like could you live with yourself?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It really depends on what he lying every day. No,
that's just not you know, I can't even make make
make a jest full.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I probably it's probably too on that.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I just you know that that's to me. There's you know,
there's too much of that in the world of relationships
and stuff. Yeah, so I couldn't talk back. You guys
find something talk back on the iHeartRadio app let a rip.
I mean, what say you? No, I can you don't.
You don't keep secrets from your wife. You know, she
doesn't need to know your number before going into the relationship.
But other than that, that's your life before that, you
(06:59):
know what I mean? Yep.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Have you ever gotten rid of a family pet? Like
my parents they got rid of I had a get go.
They said it ran away. They just got rid of
it because they hated the crickets that night, because it
ate crickets, so they would and they're like, we got
to get this thing out of here. And they're like, yeah,
it ran away and it ran away.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, way better life though that things starting commercials and everything.
Man that made a pretty fantastic career for itself after that.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
When I was so when I was little, it's something
similar happened to me, except it was with fish. I
had a couple of fish and they were really cool,
but they had babies. All of a sudden, one day,
there's like a hundred tiny fish swimming around and take
this little ball. Yes, it was like they came out
of nowhere because we didn't know what to look for
when fish reproduced their lay eggs whatever the heck fish do.
(07:45):
All of a sudden, there's just these little specks swimming around,
and then the next day they were all gone, and
I was like, where did these baby fish go?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
And not eating?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I don't think chuck. I never considered that the parents
wore them. I don't think that's true because I don't
know my parents. I don't even remember what excuse my
parents gave. But I'm convinced that they got rid of
the fish.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
The parent fish were looking at them like goldfish, like
you get the goldfish snacks. They're just like, oh, this
is kind of cool. Where these come from?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I never thought of that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Maybe they probably did.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I have spent my entire life thinking that my parents
like flushed those babes.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, did you ever ask them? You can ask if
you're thirty them. Thank you for listening to this episode
of I Tell You What and get more in the
iHeartRadio app anywhere you get your podcast, Please rate, review, subscribe,
download chair and like. Thank you,
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