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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Of I Tell You what is the best thing for
home defense? If you can't own a gun, or if
you don't own a gun. How about let's say if
we don't own a gun, So, yes, what is the
best thing for home defense if you don't own a gun?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
For example, talk back on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Let, somebody online pointed out that a gun is not
necessarily great for home defense because a burglar will hear
a gun cocking and they think, you know, gun, they
might reach for their own gun. But if they hear
the unmistakable sound of a chainsaw wrapping up, they're gonna
think there's a psycho.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Here unless they have a gun.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
But if you hear, even if you have a gun,
if you hear.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
If you have a gun, chainsaws number of feet away,
you'd think.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Unless it's like a throwing chainsaw, Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
My gosh, you with you like a throwing star, you
just are gonna find a way to win the argument.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I love that I have. I have a mini chainsaw.
It's like it's little, It's like this, I okay, is
it battery operated? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
All those things don't see people juggling. You think a chainsaw?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't care if it's a foot and a half
long and battery operated, it's still gonna hurt when I.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Gets They can get stuck if you if it gets
on your shirt, that's no. You want the real gas
powered one.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Get stuck on a shirt. It's gonna get stuck on
your collar.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Milwaukee tools is what you want. They make. They make
They're about sixteen feet long. So what would you use
in your house? Now? Can I can I contribute? If
you're really down to nothing? Right? And now, typically I
would just use my hands, okay, because it's got to
my weaponry, but I know I gotta find something more fun. Yes,
(01:42):
so a can of wasp spray that thirty foot shot. Yeah,
that thing is like I mean you if you you
get good at that, and I'm pretty good with it,
I really am. I can hit a wasp nest. I
mean I can hit the back, I can hit the
license plate on a wasps butt perfect with that thing. Yeah,
So just give me the see the eyeballs across the rust. Yeah,
you're done.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Can you imagine getting shot in the face with wasp spray?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That would do more of like a scare tactic.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I would have all like my lights and stuff sinc
to Google Home. So when I yell intruder, all the
lights turn red and it plays welcome to the Jungle.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Going on. No, I would have it play mini.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And then you wrap the chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It turns into just this weird, wacky horror house.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Uh huh. Then you say welcome to the jungle, bitch.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Somebody also said a baseball bat painted black, they'll never
see it coming. You also put a black sock over
the barrel. That way, when they try to grab it,
all they get is sock, and then it's round two.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's a good idea. I like that. Yeah, boy, it
doesn't take long for people to fire up. Talk here.
What the topic?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Like? This?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Does it?
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Two German shepherds and a wicked ridge crass bow baby,
bring it on?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I love it? Had a girl. I love that. Oh
my gosh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Let's see what else is calling in here.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
You guys need a dog.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
We got one that barks all the time, especially when
you hear's somebody outside our house close us in.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Get a dog.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The problem is those the the perpetrator comes up and
pops a couple of snacks, and the dogs like, oh, Hey, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I don't know. I don't think that our dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Our dog wouldn't do yeah, our dog flip.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Our dogs would not fall for that.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Have you seen the trends online where people will video
and they'll say, like testing to see what my dog.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Would do if an intruder broken?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And then you'll have a couple and one of them
will just be chilling with the dog, and then the
other one will come in but like dressed in all
black or something looks like an intruder, and then they'll
act like they're attacking the other person just to see
how the dog react. Those videos are pretty funny. Sometimes
the dog just runs away and you're like, wow, this.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Is fire Up the iHeartRadio app have Cable two on
it us talk back what you would use in lieu
of a weapon or a real weapon, something of design
like a knife or a gun. Somebody comes into your house.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, good morning, Chris Carr Company. I'm listening to.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Your show this morning.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
About home defense and if you don't have a gun,
in all seriousness, I have a baseball bat that is
be dazzled with a bunch of jewels. So if you
break into my house, you're going to get beat up
by a bedazzled baseball bat.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We had one of those, not with jewels, but at
one of our radio stations.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I like to dazzle my baseball bats with nails.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's what we had, a baseballtal. We had a two
by four and I think we call it the BFS.
That's awesome, the big freaking stick. And that thing was
ready because we had we had some neighbors that were
a little uh dis rum from time to time.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What else here?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Morey all? This here is really Bobby Say a home
defense tool and Betty Bobby went out and bought a goat.
He's a mean old gus leroy we call him. He
won't let anybody in the house, that's for sure. Head
buttons kicking, yep, lee right agout.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah. I like the idea, but I feel that I
would I would be the victim of that goat just
bending over to take out. Yeah, yeah something.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The goats don't care. I mean I have goats. They
don't care if it is who it is. Yeah, if
their head butters, they're gonna head but you. If they
do not discriminate, Hey.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Guys, you gotta go find mcaulay Colkin. He had it all.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Figured out and home alone.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Remember all them damn Franchie pold on them Bobby guys.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Well there you go, there we go.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
He's available.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I like to do a good old medieval hot pot
of oil over a door, just boil the oil and
then booby trap it and just have a dump on
top of them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What do you mean, like, who has that just sitting
there boiling all day? Ready for Just keep it ready
for to come? Yeah, you just keep it ready. My
dad is so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So nowadays my family, like it is very into shooting,
very into guns, trapshooting, all of this hunting. But when
I was younger, we just didn't really have guns in
the house when I was little, and so instead for
home defense, my dad would have a collection of random
items under his bed to be used as weapons. And
it was very strange. I don't understand what his logic was.
(06:40):
But he had a set of nunchucks, a set of
bamboo like ninja sticks.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
He had a spear.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You got to know how to use those things, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And he had a spear like a actual tall it
was like a seven foot spear.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
My father does he still have it?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Probably they're probably stam a.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Spear, but his was like his pocket knife ducked to
like a broom handle, and he'd be like, I'm just
if somebody comes in, I'm getting okay.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So between the bamboo stakes, the nun chucks, the spear,
now he also just has guns.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Next nunchucks will hit her right in the face. If
you don't know what you're doing, you'll knock yourself out.
You gotta really know what you're doing. I can't see
your day, but.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You know, maybe you know I'm with you. I'm with you.
But that was what his logic.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I say, one of the best self defense weapons, it's
got to be the whip, like Indiana Jones roll up
so it's easy for you. You sneak around the house
and then say you're all good, but then closing distance
and then you just.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Full slip the crap on them. Just I love that.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
And then you hit them with the barrage of times
and they got nowhere to go and they're forced to
run because I hurt.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's like heck, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's even better if you have time to slip on
like a leather suit and then you do it and
you're like you like that again, and then you act like.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Salmon Hawthorne Thursday Night, that's tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Then you're messing with the fish and psychologically.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, and then then you might find one person that's like,
oh yeah, I keep going. Then you gotta come back here, man,
I'm not place is awesome. I like this. I text
my friends.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I will say that one could I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Be able to whip, or leather pants. Thanks for listening
to this episode of Tell You what LL. You'll always
find more on the iHeartRadio, wipp and anywhere you get
your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, Donald Chair, and like
don't whip me
Welcome to another episode.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Of I Tell You what is the best thing for
home defense? If you can't own a gun, or if
you don't own a gun. How about let's say if
we don't own a gun, So, yes, what is the
best thing for home defense if you don't own a gun?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
For example, talk back on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Let, somebody online pointed out that a gun is not
necessarily great for home defense because a burglar will hear
a gun cocking and they think, you know, gun, they
might reach for their own gun. But if they hear
the unmistakable sound of a chainsaw wrapping up, they're gonna
think there's a psycho.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Here unless they have a gun.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
But if you hear, even if you have a gun,
if you hear.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
If you have a gun, chainsaws number of feet away,
you'd think.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Unless it's like a throwing chainsaw, Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
My gosh, you with you like a throwing star, you
just are gonna find a way to win the argument.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I love that I have. I have a mini chainsaw.
It's like it's little, It's like this, I okay, is
it battery operated? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
All those things don't see people juggling. You think a chainsaw?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I don't care if it's a foot and a half
long and battery operated, it's still gonna hurt when I.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Gets They can get stuck if you if it gets
on your shirt, that's no. You want the real gas
powered one.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Get stuck on a shirt. It's gonna get stuck on
your collar.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Milwaukee tools is what you want. They make. They make
They're about sixteen feet long. So what would you use
in your house? Now? Can I can I contribute? If
you're really down to nothing? Right? And now, typically I
would just use my hands, okay, because it's got to
my weaponry, but I know I gotta find something more fun. Yes,
(01:42):
so a can of wasp spray that thirty foot shot. Yeah,
that thing is like I mean you if you you
get good at that, and I'm pretty good with it,
I really am. I can hit a wasp nest. I
mean I can hit the back, I can hit the
license plate on a wasps butt perfect with that thing. Yeah,
So just give me the see the eyeballs across the rust. Yeah,
you're done.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Can you imagine getting shot in the face with wasp spray?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Right?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
That would do more of like a scare tactic.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
I would have all like my lights and stuff sinc
to Google Home. So when I yell intruder, all the
lights turn red and it plays welcome to the Jungle.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Going on. No, I would have it play mini.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
And then you wrap the chainsaw.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It turns into just this weird, wacky horror house.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Uh huh. Then you say welcome to the jungle, bitch.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Somebody also said a baseball bat painted black, they'll never
see it coming. You also put a black sock over
the barrel. That way, when they try to grab it,
all they get is sock, and then it's round two.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
That's a good idea. I like that. Yeah, boy, it
doesn't take long for people to fire up. Talk here.
What the topic?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Like? This?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Does it?
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Two German shepherds and a wicked ridge crass bow baby,
bring it on?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
I love it? Had a girl. I love that. Oh
my gosh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Let's see what else is calling in here.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
You guys need a dog.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
We got one that barks all the time, especially when
you hear's somebody outside our house close us in.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Get a dog.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The problem is those the the perpetrator comes up and
pops a couple of snacks, and the dogs like, oh, Hey, dude.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I don't know. I don't think that our dogs.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Our dog wouldn't do yeah, our dog flip.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Our dogs would not fall for that.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Have you seen the trends online where people will video
and they'll say, like testing to see what my dog.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Would do if an intruder broken?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And then you'll have a couple and one of them
will just be chilling with the dog, and then the
other one will come in but like dressed in all
black or something looks like an intruder, and then they'll
act like they're attacking the other person just to see
how the dog react. Those videos are pretty funny. Sometimes
the dog just runs away and you're like, wow, this.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Is fire Up the iHeartRadio app have Cable two on
it us talk back what you would use in lieu
of a weapon or a real weapon, something of design
like a knife or a gun. Somebody comes into your house.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, good morning, Chris Carr Company. I'm listening to.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Your show this morning.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
About home defense and if you don't have a gun,
in all seriousness, I have a baseball bat that is
be dazzled with a bunch of jewels. So if you
break into my house, you're going to get beat up
by a bedazzled baseball bat.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
We had one of those, not with jewels, but at
one of our radio stations.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I like to dazzle my baseball bats with nails.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's what we had, a baseballtal. We had a two
by four and I think we call it the BFS.
That's awesome, the big freaking stick. And that thing was
ready because we had we had some neighbors that were
a little uh dis rum from time to time.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What else here?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Morey all? This here is really Bobby Say a home
defense tool and Betty Bobby went out and bought a goat.
He's a mean old gus leroy we call him. He
won't let anybody in the house, that's for sure. Head
buttons kicking, yep, lee right agout.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah. I like the idea, but I feel that I
would I would be the victim of that goat just
bending over to take out. Yeah, yeah something.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
The goats don't care. I mean I have goats. They
don't care if it is who it is. Yeah, if
their head butters, they're gonna head but you. If they
do not discriminate, Hey.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Guys, you gotta go find mcaulay Colkin. He had it all.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
Figured out and home alone.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Remember all them damn Franchie pold on them Bobby guys.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Well there you go, there we go.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
He's available.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I like to do a good old medieval hot pot
of oil over a door, just boil the oil and
then booby trap it and just have a dump on
top of them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
What do you mean, like, who has that just sitting
there boiling all day? Ready for Just keep it ready
for to come? Yeah, you just keep it ready. My
dad is so funny.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So nowadays my family, like it is very into shooting,
very into guns, trapshooting, all of this hunting. But when
I was younger, we just didn't really have guns in
the house when I was little, and so instead for
home defense, my dad would have a collection of random
items under his bed to be used as weapons. And
it was very strange. I don't understand what his logic was.
(06:40):
But he had a set of nunchucks, a set of
bamboo like ninja sticks.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
He had a spear.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You got to know how to use those things, yeah,
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And he had a spear like a actual tall it
was like a seven foot spear.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
My father does he still have it?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Probably they're probably stam a.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Spear, but his was like his pocket knife ducked to
like a broom handle, and he'd be like, I'm just
if somebody comes in, I'm getting okay.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So between the bamboo stakes, the nun chucks, the spear,
now he also just has guns.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Next nunchucks will hit her right in the face. If
you don't know what you're doing, you'll knock yourself out.
You gotta really know what you're doing. I can't see
your day, but.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
You know, maybe you know I'm with you. I'm with you.
But that was what his logic.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
I say, one of the best self defense weapons, it's
got to be the whip, like Indiana Jones roll up
so it's easy for you. You sneak around the house
and then say you're all good, but then closing distance
and then you just.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Full slip the crap on them. Just I love that.
Speaker 7 (07:41):
And then you hit them with the barrage of times
and they got nowhere to go and they're forced to
run because I hurt.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's like heck, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's even better if you have time to slip on
like a leather suit and then you do it and
you're like you like that again, and then you act like.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Salmon Hawthorne Thursday Night, that's tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Then you're messing with the fish and psychologically.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, and then then you might find one person that's like,
oh yeah, I keep going. Then you gotta come back here, man,
I'm not place is awesome. I like this. I text
my friends.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I will say that one could I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Be able to whip, or leather pants. Thanks for listening
to this episode of Tell You what LL. You'll always
find more on the iHeartRadio, wipp and anywhere you get
your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, Donald Chair, and like
don't whip me
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