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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of Tell You What do you guys?
Ever get t peed?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Never?
Speaker 4 (00:05):
Yeah, well you were out in the boonies kind of,
and you were also homeschooled, so the only person in
TP you would be your mom got.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Home for a few years. Okay, my mom would tpee
me though. I'm sure did you say that you did
get TP?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I did, and I did the TP. And really what
were your t PID for? Remember?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Like homecoming? Just like the cheerleaders with tpe, the football
players houses, all of them.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, even the water boy like you. Well, at least
you felt included.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I know. That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Do you think it should be illegal? Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
No, depends on how many times it happens, Like the
third you got a problem.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
With somebody, What do you do when you get t p'd?
You have to try to just physically pick it all down,
let it disintegrate.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Just wait for the rain.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
If you want to be a real a hole, you
do it right before it rains. That way, when it rains,
it's just.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's stuck to the branches.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Gro that's terrible, looks.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
If you want to be a real, real, real dB,
well then you go get that super strong, charming, extra Yeah,
you want to like, if you go through a neighborhood,
do you see somebody's t peede, and if it's been
sticking there for days going on, days going on, weeks
and even you see remnants for a month, you gotta
go around and find out who did it, not to say, hey,
you're in trouble. It's got Hey what was that? That's
(01:30):
like the heavy duty industrial stuff. That's usually like the
triple plot.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah. Do they sell triple plot?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't know. I'm sure they do.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
If they do, I want it.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Well, women prefer like I'm I would just go with
one plot. I made that mistake back in the day
one ply to it and my wife.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Was like, what were you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
You can't do it?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Maybe a girlfriend at the time. I'm like, well, what
do you need? But you can't do one pl I'm like,
what's wrong with one ply? It was like half the cost.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It was great, dude. No, No, toilet paper is something
you can't skimp on.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm with saying thank you, thank you, No you can't.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, jessef II was announced they're banning t peing, so
you cannot use toilet paper to uh you know, decorate
the exterior year home.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What place is this, jessep Iowa. Oh, just there's a
zero tolerance policy. Yeah, they'll shoot you. They'll get you
for everything.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
They'll get you for trespassing, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And you're gonna love this illegal dumping.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's true because you're dumping toilet dumping toilet paper. Well, jeez,
at that point, do it, like, if they're gonna get
you for all that anyway, just go all in whatever
you can do, do it because if they're gonna get
that like that much in trouble, you might as well
do it all.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Just cp TP shaving cream the sidewalks.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Or and put mashed potatoes down in the yard.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh like mana from heaven.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Huh yeah, you get like the potato.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Is the second coming right for it? Wow? Look at that,
Thanks Scott, Hey we threw potatoes.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Is it forking a thing where you take the forks.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And put them in the ground right before it freezes
that way, when you try to take them off, they break.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Do not use your grandparents silverware for that?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Can you imagine if you did all of the above,
I mean, they're gonna get you for it all anyway.
Can you imagine that poor person's yard I just moved
if they had TP instant potatoes whatever it is that
you said to put on the sidewalk shaving cream forks.
At that point, then you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Realize you got the wrong half.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, some little old lady walks out and slips and
it's over.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
She's dead.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Then you tried for murder, so I had to. You
guys kept one upping everything, and I'm just like, okay, boom,
let's just no, it doesn't matter. I mean, you do
one thing, one fork or one anything, you're gonna get
the full sentence.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So you're right. If you're gonna do it, do it up.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, exactly. They're just gonna get people to go reckon
people's yards beyond repair at that rate. If you're gonna
punish them that bad, it's like, what's the point.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You're gonna get fine, you're gonna get community service. This
town must have a real problem. I've never even heard
of Jesse, Iowa until now.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Somebody somebody ruined it for everyone.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So usually they say it's done by a prank by
board kids. So Jesse, Iowa bored. Come on, you gotta have.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
A lot of stuff to do. And Jesse Iiowa, you're
a kid.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Maybe would you rather the kids be out doing drugs.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
In this case, if it met my yard, yeah, if
it met my yard, yeah, got a few blocks down
and just shoot up.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't care. I don't want to have to deal
with it. No, no, of course not.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh my gosh. Those kids gotta like they do need
to find a different hobby. But I don't know. It
is funny.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
My neighbor does not have one tree in their yard.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Not a single not a singing get the house, not
a single tree. They hate trees. They hate cleaning up
after him in the fall. They don't like trees.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I respect that they must get ticked off when there's
leaves from other people.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I knew. I get out there, you know, about two
in the morning before I come to work. There you go,
I'm out there. They can't really hear you got their
white noise fan on them.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Where did these leaves come from?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Well, if they don't have any trees in TV, that's
when you bust out the eggs.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I was also thinking, I gotta tell you that's cruel
that stuff doesn't come off.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Do you really know what.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You're doing and that that does not come off. You
get that into the wood of a home and stuff
the yolk and it sits there, and not to mention,
you walk by, it's gonna smell like you walked right
by a sanitation station.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It reaps.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
There's nothing worse than eggs sitting out in the sun
baking onto a house.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You're just cooking eggs. Fine, this is a different.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Methods coming from country girl over here.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's fine. At least you're not taking a baseball bat
to their mealbox. That's really bad.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
That's what they do out the farm country. Yeah, yeah,
I know my brothers to have all the time. He's
on a farm in some Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
On my parents road. You can see it, like a
lot of the mailboxes have a bunch of reflective tape
all over them because kids used to go around.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I think my brother did something put like a lead
pole in because they were running it over with a
car or something. Oh yeah, in a foundation you know
that went down like four feet you know, go four foot?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Not foundation? What am I looking at here? The like concrete.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I can't remember what it's called, but like you.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I have them the deck sit on them. Yeah, what
are those things?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
A footing?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Footings? Thank you. Yeah, a footing.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You put a big footing in there, drilled it way
down into the ground, filled with concrete, put the pole
all the way through it, and then I think somebody
really paid for it. On the next next made the
mailbox look exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I wonder if he's got to worry, like if somebody
got seriously hurt doing that. I wonder if he'd get
in trouble for intentionally like.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
No mailbox, stay away from the mailbox.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I'm not saying that he should because they should stay.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
No, you're still going to lean it over, but it's
going to do a little more to the car. And
the last one day, the other one was like a toothpick.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I've heard of this thing that'll stop him.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I just don't. I don't get it. I don't know.
Don't Yeah, don't go messing with people's property.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Welcome to Crime Watch, Crime Watch in the morning. Okay,
what'll you and thank you for listening to this episode.
I tell you what you'll find more on the iHeartRadio app.
Anywhere you get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share,
and like.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Thank you.
Welcome to another episode of Tell You What do you guys?
Ever get t peed?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Never?
Speaker 4 (00:05):
Yeah, well you were out in the boonies kind of,
and you were also homeschooled, so the only person in
TP you would be your mom got.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Home for a few years. Okay, my mom would tpee
me though. I'm sure did you say that you did
get TP?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I did, and I did the TP. And really what
were your t PID for? Remember?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Like homecoming? Just like the cheerleaders with tpe, the football
players houses, all of them.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yeah, even the water boy like you. Well, at least
you felt included.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I know. That's what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Do you think it should be illegal? Uh?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
No, depends on how many times it happens, Like the
third you got a problem.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
With somebody, What do you do when you get t p'd?
You have to try to just physically pick it all down,
let it disintegrate.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Just wait for the rain.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
If you want to be a real a hole, you
do it right before it rains. That way, when it rains,
it's just.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's stuck to the branches.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Gro that's terrible, looks.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
If you want to be a real, real, real dB,
well then you go get that super strong, charming, extra Yeah,
you want to like, if you go through a neighborhood,
do you see somebody's t peede, and if it's been
sticking there for days going on, days going on, weeks
and even you see remnants for a month, you gotta
go around and find out who did it, not to say, hey,
you're in trouble. It's got Hey what was that? That's
(01:30):
like the heavy duty industrial stuff. That's usually like the
triple plot.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah. Do they sell triple plot?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't know. I'm sure they do.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
If they do, I want it.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Well, women prefer like I'm I would just go with
one plot. I made that mistake back in the day
one ply to it and my wife.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Was like, what were you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
You can't do it?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Maybe a girlfriend at the time. I'm like, well, what
do you need? But you can't do one pl I'm like,
what's wrong with one ply? It was like half the cost.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It was great, dude. No, No, toilet paper is something
you can't skimp on.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm with saying thank you, thank you, No you can't.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Well, jessef II was announced they're banning t peing, so
you cannot use toilet paper to uh you know, decorate
the exterior year home.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
What place is this, jessep Iowa. Oh, just there's a
zero tolerance policy. Yeah, they'll shoot you. They'll get you
for everything.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
They'll get you for trespassing, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
And you're gonna love this illegal dumping.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
That's true because you're dumping toilet dumping toilet paper. Well, jeez,
at that point, do it, like, if they're gonna get
you for all that anyway, just go all in whatever
you can do, do it because if they're gonna get
that like that much in trouble, you might as well
do it all.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Just cp TP shaving cream the sidewalks.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Or and put mashed potatoes down in the yard.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh like mana from heaven.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Huh yeah, you get like the potato.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Is the second coming right for it? Wow? Look at that,
Thanks Scott, Hey we threw potatoes.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Is it forking a thing where you take the forks.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
And put them in the ground right before it freezes
that way, when you try to take them off, they break.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Do not use your grandparents silverware for that?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Can you imagine if you did all of the above,
I mean, they're gonna get you for it all anyway.
Can you imagine that poor person's yard I just moved
if they had TP instant potatoes whatever it is that
you said to put on the sidewalk shaving cream forks.
At that point, then you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Realize you got the wrong half.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Yeah, some little old lady walks out and slips and
it's over.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
She's dead.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Then you tried for murder, so I had to. You
guys kept one upping everything, and I'm just like, okay, boom,
let's just no, it doesn't matter. I mean, you do
one thing, one fork or one anything, you're gonna get
the full sentence.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
So you're right. If you're gonna do it, do it up.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, exactly. They're just gonna get people to go reckon
people's yards beyond repair at that rate. If you're gonna
punish them that bad, it's like, what's the point.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You're gonna get fine, you're gonna get community service. This
town must have a real problem. I've never even heard
of Jesse, Iowa until now.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Somebody somebody ruined it for everyone.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So usually they say it's done by a prank by
board kids. So Jesse, Iowa bored. Come on, you gotta have.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
A lot of stuff to do. And Jesse Iiowa, you're
a kid.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Maybe would you rather the kids be out doing drugs.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
In this case, if it met my yard, yeah, if
it met my yard, yeah, got a few blocks down
and just shoot up.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I don't care. I don't want to have to deal
with it. No, no, of course not.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh my gosh. Those kids gotta like they do need
to find a different hobby. But I don't know. It
is funny.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
My neighbor does not have one tree in their yard.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Not a single not a singing get the house, not
a single tree. They hate trees. They hate cleaning up
after him in the fall. They don't like trees.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I respect that they must get ticked off when there's
leaves from other people.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
I knew. I get out there, you know, about two
in the morning before I come to work. There you go,
I'm out there. They can't really hear you got their
white noise fan on them.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Where did these leaves come from?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Well, if they don't have any trees in TV, that's
when you bust out the eggs.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I was also thinking, I gotta tell you that's cruel
that stuff doesn't come off.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Do you really know what.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
You're doing and that that does not come off. You
get that into the wood of a home and stuff
the yolk and it sits there, and not to mention,
you walk by, it's gonna smell like you walked right
by a sanitation station.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It reaps.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
There's nothing worse than eggs sitting out in the sun
baking onto a house.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
You're just cooking eggs. Fine, this is a different.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Methods coming from country girl over here.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
That's fine. At least you're not taking a baseball bat
to their mealbox. That's really bad.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
That's what they do out the farm country. Yeah, yeah,
I know my brothers to have all the time. He's
on a farm in some Wisconsin.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
On my parents road. You can see it, like a
lot of the mailboxes have a bunch of reflective tape
all over them because kids used to go around.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I think my brother did something put like a lead
pole in because they were running it over with a
car or something. Oh yeah, in a foundation you know
that went down like four feet you know, go four foot?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Not foundation? What am I looking at here? The like concrete.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I can't remember what it's called, but like you.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I have them the deck sit on them. Yeah, what
are those things?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
A footing?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Footings? Thank you. Yeah, a footing.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You put a big footing in there, drilled it way
down into the ground, filled with concrete, put the pole
all the way through it, and then I think somebody
really paid for it. On the next next made the
mailbox look exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I wonder if he's got to worry, like if somebody
got seriously hurt doing that. I wonder if he'd get
in trouble for intentionally like.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
No mailbox, stay away from the mailbox.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I'm not saying that he should because they should stay.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
No, you're still going to lean it over, but it's
going to do a little more to the car. And
the last one day, the other one was like a toothpick.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I've heard of this thing that'll stop him.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I just don't. I don't get it. I don't know.
Don't Yeah, don't go messing with people's property.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Welcome to Crime Watch, Crime Watch in the morning. Okay,
what'll you and thank you for listening to this episode.
I tell you what you'll find more on the iHeartRadio app.
Anywhere you get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share,
and like.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Thank you.
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