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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What. What's
up with this woman and this dude. They're getting married
and her soon to be husband and I'd love for
people to get on talkback for this on the iHeartRadio
app and her soon to be husband pops this out
at the altar right before they're about to agree to
the mirrorble. You know the marable terms here too, Yeah,
(00:20):
forever and ever, you know amen, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Right, Yeah. The officiant was like, hey, repeat after me.
I take you so and so, like the woman's first
first name, middle names, and then last name. And then
this guy goes, so, the woman's name is Rebecca, and
he goes, I take you Sarah, okay, and a couple
of eyebrow We're like, huh, but people like that, know,
(00:44):
know the couple know that the groom's ex girlfriend's name
was Sarah.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Was he was he drinking?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Is it a joke? I think some people in weddings now,
I mean sometimes stuff I mean happens that's kind of
brand that's meant to be funny and to shock the audience.
I mean it's crazy enough stuff you'd never hear of
ten fifteen even ten to fifteen years now happened? Yeah,
like I married Matt and michaela Mikaila who used to
work here. I married those two, meaning I was there
efficient and she threw me off when she said I
(01:18):
take you Mart. And it was a joke. It was
something from friends and she and she did it. And
I looked at him, like, you mean Matt Mart. I'm like, okay,
I mean it's all on video. I'm like, he's Matt, right,
not Mart. Let me check my notes. So what happened? Well,
how did she react?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, she said that she saw the funny side because
his exact girlfriend's name is Sarah.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And how do you see the funny How do you
where's the funny side? When you're standing there with forever
in front of you, right or not in front of
you at this point, all of the planning and everything else,
and he looks at you and calls you by his
ex's name.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, apparently Sarah is also one of one of her
middle names. And I'm like, how many middle names you got?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Girl? Well? So is that his excuse? Yeah? But he
popped it out first. Her name is Rebecca. There's a
big difference between Rebecca. Did he mumble Rebecca Did you
say Rebecca in his head? And just get to the Sarah?
Was he with Sarah the night before? So the question is,
ladies or gentlemen, what do you do? You are on
(02:23):
the altar and you are looking across from the person
that you love at the moment, and you've invested all
this time, money and love and togetherness and everything else,
and you're looking at your future. And this person says
the wrong name of the altar, and the wrong name
happens to be that person's ex. What do you do?
Talk back on the iHeartRadio app let her rip. I mean,
(02:43):
do you stand there and do you go through the
motions and just a null it right after? Do you
blow it off?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Or you honor just bop them in the head with
her flowers flowers or her fist?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I mean, not have to get too violent. But
I just don't know what if I'm up there and Steph,
if that now, that would never happen, and I thank God.
But I mean, as much as I'm in love with
my wife and I just cannot picture my life without her,
She's just the absolute best thing on the planet. And
I knew that. That's why I asked her to marry me,
but all of a sudden she popped out another name
(03:18):
at the I mean, even in that blissful state of
how much I love her and I know she's right
for me and everything, Yeah, I mean, what would you do?
What would you do? I mean if Lauren all said,
what does she have an exit?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know of? Oh? Yeah, oh you do?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
They came up pretty fast with that. Is he a
nice guy?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Let's just say, ever since I started dating Lauren and
then now that we have Lena, her parents have said,
it is a huge one eighty and we're glad that
we have you as a such.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Good And I'm like, hell, what was the matter with him?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Does he have a name?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Ah? Toy?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, So let's just say she gets up there and
she looks at you and she says, I take you, Tory.
I mean, how would you react? Honestly, you love her?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I would like like go backwards and like raise an eyebrow.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like, but do you take a hiatus and go back
and talk for five minutes and then come back out
and try to get it worked out? I mean, do
you wonder what's going on?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I would probably be like Mike my name's Mike.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, but does that fix it? Right there? No? What
is that first dance? What happens at that first dance?
I mean, are you gonna sit there because you know
everyone's gonna be watching. You'd be like, hey, what happened earlier?
You called me by your ex's name? There?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
There would probably be a talk and I'd be like,
were you nervous? What was going on? Because now our
moment has your ex's name in it?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I think? I mean, I can't speak for everyone, but
I noticed in my wedding and I'll speak for that
that Steph did a lot more of the planning. She
was really into it. I was really looking forward to
the honeymoon. I really was. I was looking forward to
getting on that cruise ship. I was just let's get
this day. Let's just have fun, but let's just get
through it, the nerves and everything else. But if I
(05:00):
that would be a major kebash and I don't know.
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I would put a damper on the dame.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh my gosh, you kidding me? Because that's your moment? Yeah,
that right there? The I do is that's the video
right there? So am I missing something? I don't know.
I would have to take a step back for a second.
Ago that just came out a little Is that kind
of a Freudian slip? What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Right? Yeah? Question everything?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, drop it on, tuckback. What do you do? You're
at the altar and your significant other, the person that
you was, that is, you're about to spend the rest
of your life with all of a sudden calls you
their ex's name.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah. When we got married, I I was so nervous.
I even told the officiant the day before the priest,
I was like, hey, can you go a little bit
slower on these because I'm not going to be able
to repeat like eight words that you say.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah. Well you also had a drinking problem beat Yeah,
I did so.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I mean the cubs are really sucking. Back then there
was really tough.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And then they have the wine that you get with
communion and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh wow, you guys must really pour back. The wine
that we get in our church isn't enough to do anything.
I was kind of hoping if they could turn it
into some whiskey shots, some crown or something might be
a little bit better. But no, what would you do?
Talk back you're across from your significant other and they
say the wrong name, and the wrong name happens to
be their ex right in front of you, And that's
(06:17):
the person that comes to mind when they are about
to say the forever I.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Do to you.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Talk back on the iHeartRadio app. You can also pop
it on the Chris car Company socials. But good story,
it was at my wedding. I've screwed up a lot
of things, but I couldn't imagine screwing that up. Hey,
thanks for listening to this episode of I Tell You What.
You'll find more on the iHeartRadio app and anywhere you
get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share, and
like
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What. What's
up with this woman and this dude. They're getting married
and her soon to be husband and I'd love for
people to get on talkback for this on the iHeartRadio
app and her soon to be husband pops this out
at the altar right before they're about to agree to
the mirrorble. You know the marable terms here too, Yeah,
(00:20):
forever and ever, you know amen, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Right, Yeah. The officiant was like, hey, repeat after me.
I take you so and so, like the woman's first
first name, middle names, and then last name. And then
this guy goes, so, the woman's name is Rebecca, and
he goes, I take you Sarah, okay, and a couple
of eyebrow We're like, huh, but people like that, know,
(00:44):
know the couple know that the groom's ex girlfriend's name
was Sarah.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Was he was he drinking?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Is it a joke? I think some people in weddings now,
I mean sometimes stuff I mean happens that's kind of
brand that's meant to be funny and to shock the audience.
I mean it's crazy enough stuff you'd never hear of
ten fifteen even ten to fifteen years now happened? Yeah,
like I married Matt and michaela Mikaila who used to
work here. I married those two, meaning I was there
efficient and she threw me off when she said I
(01:18):
take you Mart. And it was a joke. It was
something from friends and she and she did it. And
I looked at him, like, you mean Matt Mart. I'm like, okay,
I mean it's all on video. I'm like, he's Matt, right,
not Mart. Let me check my notes. So what happened? Well,
how did she react?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, she said that she saw the funny side because
his exact girlfriend's name is Sarah.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And how do you see the funny How do you
where's the funny side? When you're standing there with forever
in front of you, right or not in front of
you at this point, all of the planning and everything else,
and he looks at you and calls you by his
ex's name.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, apparently Sarah is also one of one of her
middle names. And I'm like, how many middle names you got?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Girl? Well? So is that his excuse? Yeah? But he
popped it out first. Her name is Rebecca. There's a
big difference between Rebecca. Did he mumble Rebecca Did you
say Rebecca in his head? And just get to the Sarah?
Was he with Sarah the night before? So the question is,
ladies or gentlemen, what do you do? You are on
(02:23):
the altar and you are looking across from the person
that you love at the moment, and you've invested all
this time, money and love and togetherness and everything else,
and you're looking at your future. And this person says
the wrong name of the altar, and the wrong name
happens to be that person's ex. What do you do?
Talk back on the iHeartRadio app let her rip. I mean,
(02:43):
do you stand there and do you go through the
motions and just a null it right after? Do you
blow it off?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Or you honor just bop them in the head with
her flowers flowers or her fist?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, I mean, not have to get too violent. But
I just don't know what if I'm up there and Steph,
if that now, that would never happen, and I thank God.
But I mean, as much as I'm in love with
my wife and I just cannot picture my life without her,
She's just the absolute best thing on the planet. And
I knew that. That's why I asked her to marry me,
but all of a sudden she popped out another name
(03:18):
at the I mean, even in that blissful state of
how much I love her and I know she's right
for me and everything, Yeah, I mean, what would you do?
What would you do? I mean if Lauren all said,
what does she have an exit?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know of? Oh? Yeah, oh you do?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
They came up pretty fast with that. Is he a
nice guy?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Let's just say, ever since I started dating Lauren and
then now that we have Lena, her parents have said,
it is a huge one eighty and we're glad that
we have you as a such.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Good And I'm like, hell, what was the matter with him?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Does he have a name?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Ah? Toy?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, So let's just say she gets up there and
she looks at you and she says, I take you, Tory.
I mean, how would you react? Honestly, you love her?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I would like like go backwards and like raise an eyebrow.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Like, but do you take a hiatus and go back
and talk for five minutes and then come back out
and try to get it worked out? I mean, do
you wonder what's going on?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I would probably be like Mike my name's Mike.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Okay, but does that fix it? Right there? No? What
is that first dance? What happens at that first dance?
I mean, are you gonna sit there because you know
everyone's gonna be watching. You'd be like, hey, what happened earlier?
You called me by your ex's name? There?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
There would probably be a talk and I'd be like,
were you nervous? What was going on? Because now our
moment has your ex's name in it?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I think? I mean, I can't speak for everyone, but
I noticed in my wedding and I'll speak for that
that Steph did a lot more of the planning. She
was really into it. I was really looking forward to
the honeymoon. I really was. I was looking forward to
getting on that cruise ship. I was just let's get
this day. Let's just have fun, but let's just get
through it, the nerves and everything else. But if I
(05:00):
that would be a major kebash and I don't know.
I can't, I can't.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I would put a damper on the dame.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh my gosh, you kidding me? Because that's your moment? Yeah,
that right there? The I do is that's the video
right there? So am I missing something? I don't know.
I would have to take a step back for a second.
Ago that just came out a little Is that kind
of a Freudian slip? What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Right? Yeah? Question everything?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, drop it on, tuckback. What do you do? You're
at the altar and your significant other, the person that
you was, that is, you're about to spend the rest
of your life with all of a sudden calls you
their ex's name.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah. When we got married, I I was so nervous.
I even told the officiant the day before the priest,
I was like, hey, can you go a little bit
slower on these because I'm not going to be able
to repeat like eight words that you say.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah. Well you also had a drinking problem beat Yeah,
I did so.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I mean the cubs are really sucking. Back then there
was really tough.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
And then they have the wine that you get with
communion and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh wow, you guys must really pour back. The wine
that we get in our church isn't enough to do anything.
I was kind of hoping if they could turn it
into some whiskey shots, some crown or something might be
a little bit better. But no, what would you do?
Talk back you're across from your significant other and they
say the wrong name, and the wrong name happens to
be their ex right in front of you, And that's
(06:17):
the person that comes to mind when they are about
to say the forever I.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Do to you.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Talk back on the iHeartRadio app. You can also pop
it on the Chris car Company socials. But good story,
it was at my wedding. I've screwed up a lot
of things, but I couldn't imagine screwing that up. Hey,
thanks for listening to this episode of I Tell You What.
You'll find more on the iHeartRadio app and anywhere you
get your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share, and
like
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