@ChrisOnTheAir Show Business

There's no business like show business! Chris is covering the deaths this week. Also we try to find Foosh love. He likes big butts and he cannot lie.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to KFI AM six forty on demand.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
KFIAM six forty more stimulating talk.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
And there's no business like show business there she is.
I like that. It's been a rough week.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I mean every time we turned around, somebody else was dying.
Malcolm Jamal Warner, Yeah, Yes, this is Theater of Huxtable.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
He graced the TV screens of millions of Americans for
years as theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
She Will Always be Myself nice.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
And now fans around the country are mourning the sudden
loss of Malcolm Jamal Warner. Officials say the actor was
on vacation when he drowned in the Caribbean Sea at
this beach in Limone, Costa Rica Sunday afternoon. A first
responders saying Warner and another man were swept away by
a strong current, which is common in that area. Bystanders

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tried to rescue Warner, but by the time authorities arrived
at the scene, he had no pulse. The other man
transported in critical condition. Following the Cosby Show, Warner went
on to star in other sitcoms and appeared in guest
roles on shows over the years. Most recently Warner was
a series regular on the TV drama The Resident. You
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is better than the standard CT surgery, and now we'll
consider it. Warner recently began a podcast about black life
in America.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
We're saying not all hoods, saying that the hood is bad,
but the concept is like what the media shows us
is one side of in black culture.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Looking back at his decades long career Warner had.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Michael Joe Warner was one of those guys that I mean,
we saw him grow up as Theo Huxtable, but he
was a child star who didn't have They didn't have
a huge career. But it wasn't like he disappeared as
far as I know, if you guys heard anything about him,
it wasn't like he went down that path of child
stars who end up becoming drug addicts and doing time
for you know, hiring prostitutes or something like that. Right,
he didn't have any of that stuff in his background,

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did he?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
No, None of that.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
None of that he thinks was how was I kind
of on a series or a sitcom or something.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yes, And it was like you pop up on a
serious and go, hey, that's the oh. Yeah, he hated that.
I know he did. It's an interview, but I'm talking
about that, and he's like, I'm not the O.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Right, I get it, But that's that's what we grew
up with, though, so we I don't I understand why
he says I'm not the oh.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Hospital stop saying, Hey, that's the O.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
But CALEA suppose you went to school with someone and
I did this in college. I went to school for
theater performance and I was terrible. So there were some
people I was there with who were really talented, and
a couple of times someone that I went to school

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with would pop up on my screen. Now you gotta
understand too, I didn't go to school at UCLA. I
didn't go to I didn't go to a film school
in Los Angeles. I went to school at Western Michigan University. Okay,
so theater in Western Michigan University. And then to see
somebody from my class beyond a Esperate Housewives was a
big deal and I was. It was one of those

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where I'd see somebody and I go I would I
would just call them, right, is a big deal. So
it was very exciting and it was like, hey, that's
you know, that's Dave right in the same way. We
grew up with Malcolm Jamal Warner as THEO. So when
we see him and something else, we're.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Like, that's THEO.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's exciting. And I know that was a character that
he played, but for so many of us who were
young and about the same age as THEO, like that
was a friend. So it's like we're seeing our friend
do something else in Hollywood and that's exciting.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
It feels like.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Success by proxy, if that makes any sense. I don't
know if you've ever had that experience where you see
somebody else that you knew do something great and you're like,
I know that person, and you get really excited about that.
We knew Theo Huxtable, and so when we see Malcolm
Warner doing things later on in his career, we're rooting
for it because we liked the character and.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
We liked the actor. Also.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Uh, I don't know if you're aware of this, there
was another actor on that show that we all kind
of liked who turned out to be a total creep.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Are you familiar with that? Did you know this, Caleb?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Did you know there was another guy on The Cosby
Show that turned out to be a total weirdo who Yeah,
I forget his name.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh I didn't know that. Oh I went over my head.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, actually I actually was in that moment. Yeah, I
heard about that guy.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
So here's the thing. Bill Cosby let us down. Did
not live up to the expectations of America's dad. The
guy we grew up with, Malcolm Joel Warner, didn't let
us down. We were excited for his success and we
mourn his loss. Okay, that said another person who was
a hero to so many of us when we were younger.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
Foosh.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I don't know if you're like me, but we took
our vitamins because the guy on TV told us to.
I remember fl it I remember Flintstones vitamins.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
But then also, did you did you ever see the
ads for the Whole Hog and vitamins? I think that
was a little bit before my time. Okay, all right,
well I'm old. So he used to tell us, you know,
take your vitamins. Well we had to take our Whole
Hogan vitamins.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Do your kids take h flint Zones vitamins? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
We gave him whatever we could, and my my wife
convinced them.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Although it wasn't that my wife convinced them.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
As my wife still believes this and still a running
joke in her house that toumbs cure everything, so like
it's a it's a joke.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
She's like, oh my gosh, oh I fell.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
She she was out running one day and she called
me and she goes she's crying, and I go, what's
going on?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
She says, I fell.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
She has a real bad relationship with gravity. And I
said I she says, and I think I broke my arm.
You have to come get me. So I was like,
oh my gosh, okay. So I jump in the car
and I go find her. She's sitting on a curb
and she's crying and she can't watch. Twisted her ankle
and she she ran off the curb and she chip
her elbow and she dislocated it and she wasn't a
lot of pain. But me being her husband, brought her

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a bottle of tombs.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm like, I'm on my way, grabbed the tombs on
the way out, so that when I pick her up,
I'm like, oh my gosh, are you okay. She's like
she's just in tears. I'm like I brought you toms.
It's a running gag. So we sort of told the
kids that anything that had that sweet taste like tombs,
you know, the like the the fruity taste of toms
was good for them, right, So for them, the chewable

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vitamins tasted like tombs must be good. It cures everything.
Kids are dumb, they'll believe anything, So we did that.
So anyway, Hull coke and vitamins are the ones that
we had when I was young, And I mean there
was a dude who was not only he was the
wrestler who couldn't ever be defeated, who slammed Andre the Giant,
who told us to take our vitamins. Uh, here's a

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guy who had his own cartoon where he was the
good guy leading the good wrestlers against the bad wrestlers
led by rowdy roddy Piper.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Hogan dies.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
But as we went on a little further, we find
out that he was more like the heel that he
became later in his career than the hero that he
was for so much of it.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
In real life. Guy was not the best. Hulk.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Hogan became synonymous with pro wrestling. He brought the sport
to the forefront in the nineteen eighties with his Whole
Comania and went on to become one of the most
recognizable celebrities of his generation. Authorities responded to his home
in Florida this morning after a call for cardiac arrest.
He was pronounced dead at the hospital.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, so his heart did him it? That was it?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Who knew that somebody who had an entire life made
up of steroids and oil would succumb to heart problems? Meanwhile,
you know who outlasted Hogan?

Speaker 8 (07:51):
Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of eight of
seventy six.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, Ozzie did five more years than Hogan. Who do
you think lived a harder life? Hulk Hogan or Ozzy?
And who knew that bathheads were better vitamins than whatever
Hulk Cogan was pitching?

Speaker 8 (08:06):
He'd been diagnosed with Parkinson's in twenty nineteen. His family
released a statement saying, quote, it is with more sadness
than mere words can convey that we have to report
that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
And Ozzy was just doing shows earlier this month, was
he Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
He couldn't really walk though because of the Parkinson, so
they kind of had him out of this giant throne.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
But he was still there. Man, I saw Ozzie and Concert.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I was so glad I did he was looking rough
twenty years ago, but he was still doing it. Can't
take anything away from that guy still doing it. What
other depth it would have been. Let's see, we were station.
I'm gonna say it was eight on somewhere in that ballpark.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
See, and that's what he was already. That's what I'm wondering.

Speaker 10 (09:04):
My mom always said it was the drugs, but like
he was already shaking on the on the reality show.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, yep, he was, Yeah, and he was when he
walked out. He came out and he started throwing buckets
of water around people. But it kind of, I mean,
it kind of looks like my dad's in his seventies now.
It kind of looks like dad getting out there trying
to like just doesn't have the muscles of the coordination
that he did.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, thirty years ago.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
You know.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, you're listening to KFI AM six forty on demand.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Still to come. Colbert is out. That's news that is
more than a week old now. But there's been some
follow up on this. There's been a lot that has
gone on since the announcement that Colbert was being canceled,
and it's bad not just for Colbert, it's bad for

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so many people in southern California as well. Is that
is to come here at the six point thirty didn't
want to continue on. There's no business like.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Show business.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Good job, Kayla, Okay, So bad news.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
We talked about the people who were lost, Hulk Hogan lost,
Malcolm Jamal Warner lost, Ozzie dead, Chuck Mangioni passing away,
and it's bad news when it comes to another one
of America's great heroes.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
All Felick is here with the scoob. Hello, Paula, let's talk.
Let's start with Bruce Willis.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
I know his wife Emma is coming out with a book.

Speaker 11 (10:27):
What do we know about it?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's from My News Nation.

Speaker 12 (10:30):
So the book is coming out September ninth, Okay, And
it's actually a really heartfelt, kind of heartbreaking story. This
is the book that she said she wished she'd had
when Bruce was first diagnosed with fronto temporal dementia. And
this happened two years ago and it's been kind of

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a slippery slope since then. And you know, at this point,
he can't read, he can't walk, he can't talk. So
it's very upsetting. A lot of people, unfortunately in our
age of society, are having to deal with this. And Emma,
who is twenty three years younger than Bruce who's seventy,

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never thought that this would be her life.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh my gosh, can you imagine. I know, she's twenty
three years younger, YadA, YadA, YadA. And I think when
you get married to somebody who's older, you expect that
there may be some health issues, and but you marry them,
you love them, You're prepared for that. It's this part
of the deal, all this sort of thing, but this
frontal temporal dementia that he's got. Anytime you're dealing with

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dementia patient, it is extremely challenging.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
And I don't know if you've seen any.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Of the videos that the family has put out.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
She's put some out. Demi Moore has been very supportive.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Rumor and Scout and the other kids have been there,
you know, and and there.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
They've been supportive and.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
And they put out these videos of very touching, very
loving videos of them with their dad and it is.
It is to see, especially an action star, somebody who
was the personification of tough and cool, who you knows,
not who they are, reminds us so often of all
the people that we've had in our lives that was yeah,

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that we've lost, or that we've we've dealt with the dementia,
anybody that's that A grandparent that you know was always
that strong person that you know. I had grandfather who
was he was an electrician and he worked at an
auto plant his whole life, and he was he was
a very stoic man who had dementia and then just
wasn't the person we knew. Maybe you had a mother
or a grandmother who was always the matriarch who brought

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the family together, and then suddenly.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
It's just not there.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
And and so we're we're kind of witnessing that with
Bruce Willis, and I find that to be very disheartening
but also highly relatable.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Kayla, is this on the talk back? Is this is
this good? Is it on topic? It's not on topic?

Speaker 6 (12:59):
It is in regards to Fush and something he admitted
on Tiffany Hobbs Show yesterday that the listeners feel that
we should talk about because they acknowledge it as the
elephant in the room.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh okay, what do you guys have to talk about
the elephant in the room? All right, likes big but yeah, period,
that's it. Yeah, the Foosh likes big butts.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
We actually tried to because Gary and shandon't have a
hookup segment, and Foush put out his requirements on air
with Tiffany Hobbs yesterday and connected with a woman that
he's been texting, who also who apparently has a big
butt that's foushy.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Thick with two seas.

Speaker 10 (13:40):
She's she's got some extras. So I don't mind it.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
And the.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
In your face you get, you know, it's a problem,
No problem, no problem.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
We just want the world to know that fooshlights big
butts and thick thighs because they save lives, right.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Foosh, they certainly do.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
What is it about the the the big butts and
the thick thighs that you like?

Speaker 9 (14:16):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (14:17):
Cayla kind of mentioned it on the she kind of
got it on the nose, it was, it's just, you know,
it's something there and I just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I just like shapeliness or cushion for the for the pushing.
That's what Nikki just said.

Speaker 13 (14:30):
Yeah, all right, all right, you and most other men.

Speaker 10 (14:37):
Well, and that's the thing too, is that I feel
like they don't There's nothing against you know, thinner women,
but I feel like they don't get a lot of love,
They don't get a lot of appreciation. And the girls
I was always made fun of for liking that type.
So I'm just now, I guess I'm on the air,
and it's it's it's out there.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Thick girls don't get appreciation. Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
I means, as far as I see on social media? Yeah,
what fat bottom girls?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
You make the rocking world go round? Chris literally songs
about them.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Nobody writes a song about I like tiny waists. And
when I was when I was young, I used to
think the song was flat bottom girls, you make the
rock and world go round. And then I had to
be corrected and somebody said, no, it's fat bottom girls,
and I go, who wants fat bottom girls?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
See, you're one of the people that don't appreciate thickness.
See that's what I'm saying. A middle aged white guy. Yep.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
No, kind of like Mark Roanner, because Mark Ronner said
the same thing. Right, I'm my outing macarana on air. Sorry,
that's all right, Yeah you can because it was he
was on air.

Speaker 10 (15:45):
Well, he didn't claim it, but when I said by
celebrity crash, he was like, really.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Hey, when you when you talk about thick, are you
do you like small on.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Top, thick on the bottom or you just like curve
all over? All? Right, let's let's let's be careful.

Speaker 14 (16:03):
No, no, this is important, Okay, I like, uh both, okay,
all right, yeah, all right, so you're all you're all
a heiny guy as and up top doesn't matter at all,
not so much.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
But I'm not gonna hate on it if it's there, Okay,
and that's fine.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I've worked with the girl one time, white girl who
was like a cups but I swear she had a
dump truck and she said she said that she was
a black guy's dream come true.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Kayla.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
As the closest thing we have to a black guy
in the studio is that is that like a thing?
Why is that a thing?

Speaker 9 (16:45):
Like?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Black guys like thick girls too, But they they don't
necessarily like anything on top.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
I I I you're.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Saying they don't like big breast. They're kind of like posh.
They're like, like, take it a lead. That's not true.
That's not true.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
They like volumptuous everywhere. Somebody who considers themselves volumptuous. I
just I think that, you know, it's it's it's normal
for for them to like it everywhere rather than just
want one spot.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
Yeah, And for the record, I like both. That's what
I said, big big butts, and.

Speaker 10 (17:23):
But like kind of Chris just kind of put it
to the to the sidelines. But yeah, I'm not gonna
like hate on it on the top.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
But you know, it's just not what you like. It's
not that you look at first, got it?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Who likes you?

Speaker 12 (17:39):
Me?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
No, who's swiping right on you? That's the million dollar
question right there.

Speaker 11 (17:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
No, I'm just I'm.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Curious, like, like, somebody is there is there a woman
who's out there that's like, oh, you know what I want?
I want somebody who's homeless, chic and cargo shorts. That
that's I want.

Speaker 9 (18:01):
Someone that looks marginally employed, who likes a thick tushy
and definitely does not ever wear new tennis shoes.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
That's what I want. She don't deserve it, Foosh, I
don't deserve it.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
I'm sorry, Foosh, Chris, get awful, get awful.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
I just seem to work today. The bigger than neck Beard,
the better is that who's.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
Matching on Foo Shadow because Fush will go up to
sixty one. He said, he look, he's looking for somebody
who's twenty eight to sixty one.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
I believe for you.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yeah, so a nice little fitting from you. Slid in
the talkbacks, gave her her number. I said the picture
her and him have been was was this all air conversation?

Speaker 10 (18:42):
I love this as long as they don't give her information,
so her information Isn'm kidding?

Speaker 6 (18:47):
So yeah, she she she they've been texting now for
like an hour. They texted an hour yesterday. Did you
guys talk today?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, Fush, I'm excited for you.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I'm kind of excited too.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I mean, as much as I'm giving you trash, I
mean I freaking love you. Fine with that, I love you,
So I'm I'm really excited for you. I got a
buddy that's on the apps and he's forty three and
he set his age for twenty five to forty and
I'm like, you are single and never been married at
forty three, and you think somebody wh's twenty five is

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gonna be.

Speaker 10 (19:20):
Like he's the man of my dream. See, And that's
my point. It's a no, don't be so restrictive. No,
just be open.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
My boyfriend is twenty years my senior. I think you
should not limit your twenty years older than you my senior.
I said, yeah, I'd like to say i'd in a
little class your way. But ye are.

Speaker 8 (19:39):
All right.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Well you're listen. I've heard of robbing the cradle, but
you're robbing the nursing home. I don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
That's messed up.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Yeah, it's just, you know, maturity. I have to have
somebody who's so muture because you know I'm so mature.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
You know me?

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Now, Yep, that's true. It's the first thing I thought of.
So anyway, Bruce Willis's dementia is pretty bad. Big awkward transition, Kayla,
thanks for that. Weirds, that was all right? Uh what
thet is going to be? Now that's gonna not gonna

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be good. That's all right, nobody's still listening. We've got
Colbert is out. That's bad for southern California. You're gonna
find out why that is next, Chris Merril, CAFI AM
six forty were live everywhere in your heart radio app,
and Foosh might be on your dating app.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
You're listening to KFI AM six forty on demand.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I Chris Merril, this is KFI AM six forty more
stimulating talk. So revelation is made. I was not listening
to Tiffany show yesterday, Tiffany Hobbs, who was on today
as well. But I guess yesterday Foush was the tech
director as Tiffany Hobbs was on the air, and somehow
it came out that Foush likes thick women, he likes

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a big booty. Yeah, I do nothing wrong with that, buddy, Yeah,
nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 10 (21:01):
But that's what I'm saying. You know, when it comes
to that appreciation. I was always been funded for it. No, no, well,
I mean I was not. I don't know about you.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
You grew up in a different you grew up in
a different community, right, I mean you're a white guy
who grew up and like it was, yeah you're mixed, right,
but yeah, okay, but you're not like you know what
I mean, Like I know, if you were to pass
me on the street. I just I look white.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah I thought you were. Yeah, I just yesterday.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Okay, yeah, thank you. Good Now I'm not alone. Good
So anyway, sorry about that. Didn't mean to misidentify you.
And then like, it's always been a thing in the
black community, right, right, It's always been a thing. Yeah,
but it hasn't been in the white community, or the
mixed community for that matter, depending on your mix a

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little different.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
So there's nothing wrong with that at all.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
But here's what I thought was was the revelation that
I'm the most excited about. Okay, not about you know what,
what body type you like, that's fine. It's that you're
open to anybody, to all ages, right, that that you're
like anywhere from would you say, twenty five to sixty one?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, good for you.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
It's us standing. And I've said this before. My wife
is an old lady, right she is. I mean, she's
gonna start collecting Social Security here very shortly. We celebrated
when she got her AARP card. It's been wonderful. I
mean it's a little tough when we go out now
because she has to ask for everything to be you know, blended, mushed,

(22:37):
so that she can swallow it.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Not a lot of chewing going on. It's very difficult
for her. You're in so much trouble. But she's much older.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
And uh, but I'm glad that you say it doesn't
matter because love knows no age. And then Kayla says,
I'm dating a guy who's twenty years older than me,
and okay, that's I mean, good for him, outstanding.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
I want to high five him. Good for me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Now, why would a man date a woman twenty years
younger than himself? Because he can that's why.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Okay, Yeah, I can't even argue that.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, okay, but okay again, I married mushy peas and
carrots lady, and I wouldn't change that for anything. She's fantastic.
Plus her kids and I. We got to take spelling
tests together, we got to go to college together. It
was a lot of fun, you know.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
We had a lot.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
Hey, my dad was twenty years older than my mom
and he was absolutely gorgeous, and all the women wanted
my dad. And I think sometimes if you have a
mature woman, that's what we have to go through. We
have to go about twenty years of our senior y
to get somebody who knows who they are, and it's

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not reinventing themselves every five minutes like a real man.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Get it, okay, I get you. You go girl, Thank
you go girl, Thank you girl.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
And he is very, very very he looks just like
Brad Pitt mix Leonardo DiCaprio to me.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Soesome and thank you and Kayla, Yeah, I don't mean
to accidentally compliment you here, I mean, but I mean
you get along with us old souls I do.

Speaker 7 (24:26):
I am.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I am mature. I'm very, very very mature.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
I think back to when I first started dating my wife.
She was my babysitter and sheesus, and there are times
that I look back and I go, why does she deal?
I was so because now our kids are are the
age it's it's funny. Our oldest is thirty and my
wife and I got married when I was twenty six,

(24:51):
so he's older than I was when I married his mom.
And I look at him and I go, you dope,
grow up, And I thought, wow, how much of it,
how much of him is is less mature than I was,
because there's some of that. You know, grew up video
games and he didn't. He didn't launch as quickly in
that kind of thing. But then how much of it
was me not recognizing how immature I was at the time.

(25:11):
And I think there's a lot of that, you know.
And and I don't know why she put up with
me as long as she did, because she was very
She's very mature, very smart.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
You know what the deal was? I made her laugh?
You're making are you making this woman laugh? See?

Speaker 10 (25:26):
Okay that it sounds so cliche. I know it does,
but I honestly that is one of my my my
biggest asks is a sense of humor because they got
to make them laugh and well that, but I want
them to be able to appreciate my humor when I'm sarcastic. Yeah,

(25:46):
I'm you know, look at what we're doing right now,
like stuff like this. It's it's I want to be
able to be comfortable in that space, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
It's so funny you say that because there are a
quarter million people listening right now, and we're like, yeah,
I just how I want to be able to be
me around this one person in our industry. It's funny.
We can be we can be ourselves in front of
a quarter million people. You could fill the Rose Bowl
four times a minute, right, But wait, it's one on

(26:15):
one that puts more pressure on us.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Than being on the air. Isn't that funny? It is
a hundred million percent true. Yeah, it's different. We're just
talking kind of to a microphone.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
We don't really see the faces or the reactions of
the people that are listening a lot of the times,
and we're just kind of talking to our co workers
who are pretty close with and love each other anyway.
But when it's somebody who you romantically or interested in,
you're kind of overthinking your facial expressions.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
You're overthinking. Not me, I don't, but I'm sure you
guys you know. Oh, okay, you know.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
One more talk though, perfect, Sorry guys, Yeah, one more talkbacker, Hey,
fush fush.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Do you have the twinkie? What is that to satisfy
that big booty?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I see yeah? Boy, that win got awkward fast. Well,
if you want to answer, go ahead stop.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I will you want me to feel this for your pal? No,
I'm okay to answer because I can help you with it.
I can help you answer that.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
How can you help him? I want to hear you're okay, yeah,
let me tell you this.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay, if if Fosh were in the four h his
hog would get a blue ribbon.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
You don't worry about Okay, that was I supposed to
talk about Colbert and how it's bad news for the
rest of us.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I teased all this and you guys derailed me completely.
Sorry's fault a little bit.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Uh uh bad for the industry. Uh, entertainment is bifurcidid
so much and so nobody's coming back to broadcast TV either,
all going to the internets.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
And so if you are in uh, you're a traditional entertainer.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Now you're competing against every schlub who's got a podcast
and they all want to be influenced now and we're
all screwed.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
There.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
I feel like I summarized that really well. That actually
was really good.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Thank you. I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Doctor Wendy Walsh will tell us why poush like some
thick next, but a pleasure hanging out with you and
I to put come a little a little bit, kay
if I am six forty more stimulating talk and on
demand anytime the iHeartRadio app Phosh. I just love hearing
a little bit about you behind the scenes. It's been
great talking to you uh, and that Cayla admitting that

(28:28):
she's dating a guy who is older.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Than her grandfather. That was all. It was quite a
revealing show today.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Actually, I think like the last thirty minutes have been
more exciting than Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean, I guess it wasn't planning on it. But whatever,
Sunday night, we can get away with it. We're gonna
be a little loose, Screa, we can.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
I like that. Got a lot of feedback on this.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
We had somebody just said, I'm sixty three in September,
my girl just turned forty years old. All right, good job.
And see that's to your point. Yeah, what's my younger than?

Speaker 10 (29:02):
Because member, you're like, oh, you're forty and I dated
twenty five year old. I mean obviously that's twenty years old. Yeah,
further up. But you know, I think there's.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
One thing about And again, my buddy's like, he's forty
three and he's never been married. He's he's only had
one serious relationship, and so I think he's I don't
know what he's doing. I don't have any idea. It's like,
come on, dude, you know, why are you limiting yourself?
You know you want to He's like, I want to
find love and I want to start a family. Okay,
well you know you're gonna have you gotta find somebody first,

(29:31):
and then you want to start a family. Yeah, And
he's like, well, I gotta get them all their eggs
are still fresh, Like okay, oh god, nobody's letting you
into their chicken coop. Home boy, that's not happening. Not
with yeah, not with that attitude, that attitude from the
talk back.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
You demand my man. You're doing good. You demand my man,
like the same thing that man. Yeah, you de man,
de man, you're the man. You de man. I'm demand
You're like him big, like thick.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Doctor Wendy Waalash is jointing us in the studio right now,
Doctor Wendy, what what is the reason that Foosh likes
him thick?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Is this evolutionary somehow?

Speaker 11 (30:10):
Yeah, it is evolutionary. They're more fertile.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Women are more fertile. Is that true?

Speaker 13 (30:15):
Well, are you looking for a wide hip to waist ratio?
And so generally the big of the boute that's why
those women are, you know, getting them sewn on new
bucks and everything, and then smaller the waist.

Speaker 11 (30:27):
That implies fertility.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I thought that was like some misogynist or talking about
birthing hips or something, but no, it's real.

Speaker 11 (30:34):
It's an evolutionary thing.

Speaker 13 (30:35):
Like even if a guy doesn't want to have babies, yeah,
sex is designed to have babies, just to let you know.
So when they're sexually attracted, then their brain, on an
unconscious level is saying, I want to get someone pregnant,
and I'm gonna look for a fertile one. I like
skinny legs, skinny model types. I mean, hm, what kind

(31:01):
of models you like?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Ones?

Speaker 13 (31:05):
Well, that also is an indicator of health, right, good skin,
even teeth, all that, and that's also linked fertility.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, so this is interesting because I actually I did
have a segment planned with you today that sort of
dovetails into this really well and no, no, no, it's good,
And I wanted to kind of get your feedback on this.
And that is men often pursue women who are out
of their league. They call it aspirational pursuit. And they

(31:33):
did a study on dating apps and women who are
getting like one hundred swipes are getting swipes by dudes
who are getting like two. Right, So these guys they're
swiping out of their league, which is what I was
really excited when foushe said, you know, he's willing like
age is not a concern for him as long as
she's been nice.

Speaker 11 (31:53):
Right, and have no problem. It's America.

Speaker 13 (31:57):
Our food industry is polluting people's bodies.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
But I got this buddy who's forty three and he's
never been married one, he's had one serious relationship in
his whole life. And he says he's on the apps,
and he says twenty five to forty, and he says,
and he'd prefer not forty. So I feel like he's
an aspirational swiper. Is this just a play in the
numbers thing? I'm just gonna keep swiping until one of
them says yes.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (32:21):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 13 (32:22):
We have to remember what, you know, couple hood and
relationships are, and what sexuality is. So it's not only
a way to procreate, it's also a way to socially
rise up. Right. We use sex for all kinds of reasons,
and so everybody of all genders wants to date up.
That is just what people do. Women are more interested

(32:44):
in guys that are.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
You know, financially secure and tall.

Speaker 13 (32:48):
And have deep voices and muscles, right, it doesn't matter
what they look like. But I will say this when
you say men are more likely to be aspirational. So
mother nature, she's perfect. She wired guys with a lot
more testosterone than most women, and as a result, this
gives them great courage and they will be unafraid to reach.

(33:08):
Like I remember, Okay, tell you a little secret out.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Of school here.

Speaker 13 (33:12):
Before I had kids, I was a very young hot
TV TV host news anchor, and I was just a
Barbie doll.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (33:19):
I had guys coming at me everywhere. I was so gorgeous,
I took my own breath away, all right. So then
I ended up years later as a single mother with
two little kids.

Speaker 11 (33:28):
Same woman. I'm smart, body, still in great shape. All
of a sudden, I see these dudes coming at me.

Speaker 13 (33:34):
Who I would never They would never have been that
brave to approach me before that. And then I learned
it's because I had two kids around my ankles, and
they know this is their chance. So I would meet
these Toyota van driving dads from the suburbs, and I
used to meet like sixy nightclub owners in Hollywood, and

(33:58):
I'm like, oh, what happened here? But they realized that's
their chance, so they could be aspirational.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah that's what I did.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I mean, the joke is I married no lady with
three used kids. But it was beautiful.

Speaker 11 (34:10):
It's so beautiful, and she needed your help.

Speaker 13 (34:13):
You stepped in as a helpful dude, right, And I
had to make this decision do I do the helpful
dude or do I do it on my own? And
had a suspicion. And I was right about my suspicion.
I wasn't even reading research into this that once the
kids got off my ankles and they were not ball
and chained so much anymore. And I stayed fit that

(34:34):
peers are attracted to peers across the lifespan. And didn't
I find a dude around my age who was gorgeous
and hot and everything and you know, all good?

Speaker 11 (34:45):
I'm married now.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, so I love this story.

Speaker 13 (34:50):
I knew if I waited it out that I would
come back to where I used to be for my
peer group.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
But I'm so glad you did. Like how many people
just settle.

Speaker 11 (34:59):
Yeah, I didn't want to do that.

Speaker 9 (35:00):
Well.

Speaker 13 (35:00):
Also, I had the confidence to know I could do
it as a single as hard, super hard. But I
could do it as a single mom, be a protector, provider, nurturer. Look, Chris,
I have to say the funny story. One time I
was moving with my kids and I was only like,
I'm going to go with forty eight young I was
forty eight, and there was this young mover kid in

(35:21):
his early twenties, and he looked at me like he
was watching me help and direct and whatever.

Speaker 11 (35:25):
And he looked at me like he.

Speaker 13 (35:27):
Just made the most amazing observation that he couldn't believe
had come into his head. And he looked at me
and he said, I can tell that when you were young,
you were really beautiful.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Wow ooh boy.

Speaker 13 (35:42):
And I looked at him and I said, dude to
a fifty year old guy, Yeah, I'm a flipping supermodel.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah, okay, I feel bad because we've got an update. Now,
Brigita's got it. They just found that man's body and
they said that it was somewhere near where you used
to live.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
That's so weird. I bet you used to be really hot.
Oh that always goes.

Speaker 13 (36:03):
To I'm more like a scientist, right, So I was like, oh,
that's so interesting. That's how twenty three year olds think
when they see a forty eight year old, and then
you know, I go out on a date with a
fifty year old and I saw a guy literally spit
his drink out when I walked up. He could not
believe how beautiful I was. So same kind of era, Yeah,
I can't.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
Relate to that. Okay.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Doctor Wendy after Dark is coming up in here just
a few moments. Fush, thank you for really revealing yourself
and being open and honest on the air.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I appreciate you doing that absolutely.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
My friend Nicky has been training behind the glass today
and it's fantastic to have her. Kayla as always really
makes this show worthwhile. And Brigitta, who's trying to stay professional, she's.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
Only not to laugh over here, Guys, of these like
depressing stories and I'm trying not to laugh at a.

Speaker 11 (36:54):
Fun show story, I think, not depressing.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I'm gonna get yelled at tomorrow morning' gonna get that
phone call like lay Man, we can't do that again, amen,
I heard that show last night. Hey man, that's not
what we want. I'm gonna get that tomorrow. Uh, Doctor Wendy,
have a great show, looking forward to it. Doctor Wendy
after Dark is next time, Chris Merril talk to you
next Sunday KFI AM six forty.

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