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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We also on Fridays like to get to the stories
we couldn't get to earlier in the week, because, I mean,
let's be out, there was a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
There's so much.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Have you ever heard Conway's five o'clock hour?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Uh, you mean the five oh five? The five oh five?
Is that what he calls it? The five oh five?
Because we lack a five oh five freeway?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Here?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Is there a five oh five up in Washington? No,
not that I know of. Huh.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Anyway, Conway does this five oh five round up of
stories at five five? Yeah, and also are the ones
that fell through you exactly exactly? So, uh, that's our
version of the five oh.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Five, and it's uh, twelve forty three. Here's your honorable mention,
honorable mention, not supposed to mention, not to mention. It's
been an honor serving with you.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
A.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Great and honorable most is.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
So today we're holding auditions to become the nearest member
of honorable mention.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
This is I don't know, I feel bad calling it
a bit of Darwinism.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
But how would you not know?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
This guy had his black Honda Civic stolen from him
and he wanted to replace it, and he spent twenty
grand buying a car that looked just like it. It
looked so much like it, it was it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
It was a specific black Honda Civic Type R twenty sixteen.
He found an identical one seventy miles away. Not only
did he buy it, he realized that his address was
in the navigation system already, like it had already been
plugged in.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah he had. His stuff was still in the car
as well. What a dumbass. Here's number nine at number nine,
I did.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Ninth places if a cocky dirty nine times out of
tennis partner's dirty two and.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I speak nine languages yet right, basically everybody at table nning.
I'd feel ready to go into the nine and niner?
Did I catch a niner in there?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Were?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You're calling from Alwalkie talking.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
They tell you that when you drive a car off
the lot, it automatically loses thirty percent of its value
or whatever it is. And we've seen stories like this
where people drive brand new cars off the lot and
then get into some horrific wreck and total their vehicle.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's one thing if it's you know, a toy camera,
yeah right, It's another thing.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
If it's a Ferrari four fifty eight.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Spider Man in Japan left heartbroken after his brand new
Ferrari burnt to a crisp an hour after it was delivered.
He had spent a decade saving up money to buy
the luxury car and only enjoyed it for a few
minutes before its engine caught fire.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
A Ferrari five forty eight costs about forty three million yen.
How much is that forty three million old? Is it
really forty three million yen?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah? I don't know how much. I have not been
googling it. It's about three hundred thousand dollars. Sure, here's
number eight.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
A Clive is bold every eight.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Second listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I have a question. Italy has unveiled a sex room
for prisoners. A court ruled that those who are incarcerated
do have a right to quote intimate meetings. The Consummation
Chamber was christened last week in a prison in the
city at Tourney in the Central Region. There, an inmates
(03:39):
female partner was permitted to enter, they said the The
Ombudsmen for Prisoner's Rights said the erotic experiment was so
successful they're already planning more conjugal visits.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
What does that mean that it is people.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Wanted to have sex in the sex room when they
were locked up.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Strange, isn't it The guys who are locked up would
want to have sex.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son. We're
on with seven days with the government sec. Seven seven
a seven years of college down to drain seven seven
seven days. I don't like this.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Thousands of humanoid robots ran alongside actual humans in a
half marathon in China.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Not only can they take their job our jobs, they
can run faster than.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
A car, they said. Flesh and blood participants followed some
conventional rules. The twenty teams that fielded robots in the
Humanoid Robot half marathon had very specific guidelines, which included
battery swap pit stops.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
They said.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The fastest robot crossed the line in two hours, forty
minutes and forty two seconds, which isn't very fast. I
would beat that robot. I mean my best half marathon.
Maybe not today, but in my best half marathon, I
could beat a robot.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Number six. I got six, you got six, she got six.
Number six.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
There's six more weeks of later by picture of me
a rabbi and six drunk and longshomy.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
We just dig in a nursing home closer to us.
I don't have to dive stake that drink another six track.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
They're coming for us. Not only are the robots doing
the half marathon. Australian radio station used an AI generated
host for six months without telling anybody.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It was on the iHeartRadio app. Oh we could have
listened in. I didn't realize that.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, no, no, you're not You're not picking up what I'm
putting down here? What do you mean, Well, it's our
company that's using AI hosts.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
The writing is on the wall.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
They created a host called Thy using AI software developed
by voice cloning from a voice cloning company called eleven Labs.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
DIY is a she uh.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
The Work Days with Thy show presented music for four
hours every day Monday to Friday, but did not mention
on its website or any promotional material that they.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Was actually a computer.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I gotta say, I like my AI Spotify DJ.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I like like he does. He says that introduces songs
and like this is.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Some stuff you were into like a year ago. Let's
dive in see if you still like it calming. I
like it is Jay Shatty real, No, that's not Jay Shatty.
Different guy is.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
How do you know? Because I listened to him every day. Listen.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I saw him a Spotify robot thing too. You can't
believe what you see on the news. Here's number five five.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I have five minutes, five monkeys. This is the year
five point five would be a favorite. Lose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Do you ever want to smell an armpit that wasn't yours? Well,
now you can stop and smell the armpits in New.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
York with a pit stop. That's right.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
There are posters going up for a scratch and sniff experience.
There is a giant armpit on the street there where
you can get a scent of a new deodorant. It's
called Cocoa Va All Day deodorant. And this is on
Eighth Avenue near Penn Station. Other locations throughout the city
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as well. But you can kind of scratch and sniff
them giant armpits. My deodorant is coconut great. What is
your smell? Like?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I have no idea, you don't know. I go for
the least scented. I don't need a lot of perfumes
eat out. I don't now do you put on any perfumes?
I do have a piece or a bottle of cologne?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Ah uh, single bottle? What color? I mean, what kind
is it? I have no idea, it's whatever my wife got.
What do you put? When do you put it on?
If we're going out? Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And do you put like just one little spray? Or
do you do like one here? One here, one here?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Doubts it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah, I wanted to be announced that I'm about to
walk into the room. Still the whole car with that
sent Yeah. Yeah, like a teenage boy. There's number four.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Poor minute is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now,
number four. This isn't the same world you left four
years most.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I can't remember the last time one of these was real.
A restaurant in Sydney, Australia has apologized after a customer
posted an online review claiming she found a dead rat
in her meal.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's not even a question. I mean that's a rat.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
A rat.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
That rat just left us moments ago. I mean that
is a good rat. Yeah, she planted the rat. Come on,
you don't just a rat just doesn't turn up. In
your salad.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
The woman's friend posted a review and said they didn't
even think I should be giving a star considering what happened.
My pregnant friend and I were having lunch today and
her small salad was a disgusting, feral dead rat that
was underneath the salad. Again, I don't remember the last
time one of these was proven to be true. Remember
(09:08):
the woman in Vegas, this would have been close to
fifteen years ago now, who said she found a finger
in her chili.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, something like that. Oh, are never true. Stupid. That
is such a stupid word. Here's number three. Three shall
be the number knockout count, and the number of the
counting shall be three. Play were dead within three hours.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Three security clearance level three, all three of the three.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I got all three of you guys for the rest
of your nat being born live. After that three days,
they both start to stink. Three.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
So you may have seen the video of Brendan Patrick,
Mason and a teenage friend of theirs riding their horses
in a small town Walmart in Louisiana. Well, all three
of those guys are going to be facing multiple charges.
A video taken by a Walmart employee showed these guys
on their horses entering the store, hanging around a little
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so check out area for about twenty seconds, and then
heading toward the back of the store. One of them
was seen holding up his phone filming the whole thing.
They said that they it's illegal in Louisiana to post
a video or livestream of crime to gain notoriety or publicity,
which is where the charge for the unlawful post of
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criminal activity comes from. That they were going to be charged.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Is that Shatara out there? Why No, I'm just gonna
like give a shout out. I mean it.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
People are crapped on all the time, right, It's kind
of like husbands with Wi Fi, Like if the Wi
Fi if something's going wrong, you're yelling for him. It's
a whole thing. Rarely do you hear about somebody doing
a great job or something working. And this morning my
laptop was not working and so Dave Shata from our
(10:49):
ID department comes in and he fixes it like that,
soundlessly quickly like that no complaints, And that's incredible to
fix something that quickly, and what a thankless job. So
you yes, But I'm just saying, like I don't think
the it departments in this world get enough love. I mean,
(11:11):
I'm sure those guys clean up, you know, in that department,
But I mean around here, you know, not enough people
say thank you so.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Well to all it guys. Yeah, this bud's for you.
Here's number two.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You weep?
Speaker 3 (11:37):
There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Probably thirty years since I've said the words by you tapestry.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I thought you were gonna say, since you've said the
words extra penis No, I said that the other day.
You did in what context?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I don't even remember. I just say it all the time.
It's like bonus points. There are questions about the mysteries
in the Bayou Tapestry, the eleventh century depiction of the
Norman Conquest. Sure, we don't know who did it, we
don't know who asked them to make it. But a
thousand years on from the Battle of Hastings, Oxford academic
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professor George Garnett claims to have identified ninety three depictions
of male genitalia.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Again, a lot of genitalia in the museums. They loved
to go full frontal with the genitalia.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
It's just right there and everything.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Most of them were human genitalia. No, I'm sorry. Most
of them were horse genita. Eighty eight of them belonged
to horses. Five of them were on soldiers.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
When I was working with John and Ken, I went
to Italy and in every museum I went to, when
I saw genitals, I would take a picture of it
and then send it to them John and Ken and
said things like thinking of you, because you know they
talk about that stuff all the time. They used to.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
It'd be weird.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
It was funny. No, I mean they had a penis
desk at one point. I think I think it was
a naked desk. Oh right, right, I mean I guess
would Yeah, yeah, you're right, it wasn't naked.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
The most interesting thing about the extra penis in the
bio tapestry is that this doctor, Christopher Monk, medieval scholar,
believes that he found one the five original human genitalia
are attached to naked figures on the bio tapestry. They said,
in this one, it's actually hanging below his tunic.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Wow, good job. Yeah, like he had a lot to
do with it. I was talking to God. Oh right,
of course.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Number one weird, number one.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Number one, we're number one then one number one, row
number one, number one, number one.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
All right, Uh, this is a little PSA as we
move into the weekend, do not reenact the Crucifixion.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Be careful if you're gonna do it. There's a reason
why it killed p for.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Crying out loud and I thought you were gonna say
the other one, but it was two on the nose.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Eighty four year old guy critically injured after he fell
off of the cross during a Crucifixion reenactment in West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Here's a fun fact. The guy reenacting the crucifix who
fell off the cross eighty four years old.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
He was participating in the reenactment with a Vandalia community
Christian Church. He fell ten feet from one of the
crosses and had to be flown to an emergency facility.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
A fall from your feet when you're eighty four will
kill you.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
A fall from the cross broken ribs.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, they said he's doing much better since he was
first hospitalized.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
But man eighty four years old.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
They now say his injuries are not life threatening and
no word on what caused the man to fall from
the cross like.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Gravity.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
My brother was Jesus in the Easter celebration at the
church on the cross, but they didn't.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Like hoist the cross up. They just had it like
they had it.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
In the middle of the church, kind of like leaning
against people were holding it up, and my brother was just.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Kind of did he lay on it? Did he cross
his arms like that?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
That's not how you put him up on a rescue thing.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
It's like if I'm going to take an airflight.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
To be rescued, it's like you're jumping out of the
airplane onto the inflatable slide.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
All right, Well, anyway, don't do that over the weekend, guys,