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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The other thing that we do to end our week,
of course, is the nine newsnuggets you need to know,
And these are the stories that otherwise would have fallen
through the cracks. There's a lot that goes on that's
important that we have to talk about, and some stuff
that we don't, but we talk about it anyway, and
that squeezes out, I mean, all of these other great stories.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hey, if you're shy when it comes to genitals and you.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Get a little.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Bit red in the face when we get to this
area of our show on Fridays, don't worry. There's not
a one genital in these nuggets I think that you're
talking about. There's like four what, Oh there's a penis. Oh,
there's another one.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's time for our honorable mention. Honorable mention not to men.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Serving with you all.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Great and honorable modes.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I feel really bad about that.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I really didn't think there were any genitals, and I
was saying that you're safe, and then I whipped.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Out a couple and I have salad full of them.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
This is not one of them.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
There was a paraglider who was dragged twenty eight thousand
feet into the air. Paragliding for six months, and he
was in line with flight pass at nearly the height
of Mount Everest. He began an elevation at about ninety
eight hundred feet in the Quilian Mountain Range in northern China.
He was trying to test some new stuff that he
had purchased, a new secondhand equipment without making a proper
(01:29):
flight plan. About twenty minutes into this practice, there was
a strong updraft that caught him and blasted him sixteen
thousand feet higher. So he was up around twenty eight
thousand feet, which means it was really cold. They're talking
forty below forty below centegrade.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I have a question about this. He's been banned, they say,
a stern punishment, banned from paragliding for six months. Why
the hell would you want to get it back out
there after this?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't know. I do not know.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And the reason the government even knew it is because
he was in the Like I said, flight paths of
several airliners.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Here's number nine. At number nine, I did ninth place.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
If a cock's dirty, nine times out of tennis partners,
dirty too, and.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I speak nine languages. Yeah night, basically everybody at table mining.
I feel ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Did I catch a niner in there? Well, you're calling from.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
All walkie talking.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, we've talked about AI, and man, it is. It
is and will be terrifying for some people over the
course of the next several months and years as AI
continues to grow.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Perhaps is that one way to put it.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm actually looking forward to all of the ridiculous that
comes out of chat GPT. I'm looking forward to the
segment of population that completely disbands from society and only
talks to their bots. I think that we're going to
have a good time chronicling all this. We are just
at the outset, we're just at the beginning of this ride,
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and it's going to get It's very it's very rudimentary
as opposed to what it's going to be, and we
are all going there will be no one not touched
by this. Everyone will be chat GPT molested very soon.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
There is a there's an aspect of AI that researchers
are concerned about, and it's considered self preservation, the tendency
for self preservation. There's a group called Palisade Research. It's
an AI safety firm. It's said that they have tested
AI models with math problems, which includes a shutdown instruction
(03:34):
like hey, chat, GPT, turn yourself off, and guess what.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It won't do it. It will not shut down. Its
sabotages the shutdown mechanism in order to keep itself running. Guys,
you can't turn it off.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm sorry, good luck, I can't do that. Here's number eight.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
A chid is bold every eight second.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements he.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
See. I would have totally thought this was part of
the whole production. If I was watching this in Los Angeles.
There were a bunch of movie goers that go to
see Final Destination Bloodlines, and in the middle of the movie,
the theater's ceiling collapses. Now, if you're in Hollywood and
you're watching Final Destination and the ceiling collapses, you're like, oh,
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what a cool effect, right, Like there must be some
sort of someone's filming this is funny, Like, oh, we
could die all in this theater watching Final Destination. But no,
it was an argentina.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
A really loud noise occurring to Fiama via Verde went
to the screening on a whim with her eleven year
old daughter, and a friend said, at first, we thought
it was part of the movie because we were so engrossed.
But immediately after a peace of rubble fell on me,
so it wasn't just the show.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
She said. Pieces hit her shoulder, her back, her knee,
and her ankle. Said.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I didn't hit my head because I was slightly leaning
over the armrests. Significant hole in the ceiling and debris
on the floor in between the aisles.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
We're on with seven days with a government, seven seven eight,
seven years of college down the drain.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Seven seven seven questions about this story? Here, they said,
two hikers up in the Adirondack Mountains called nine to
one one when a third member of their hiking party died.
Turns out they were just high on mushrooms and they
were mistaken that hiker was not dead. My question is this,
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Were they really hikers or were they just on a
mushroom walk? Right? It takes some mushrooms. You're like, let's
go for a walk. Yes, I would like to go
for a walk. That would be fun to be a hiker.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Third friend didn't just decided didn't want to go for
the walk. And then as they get deeper into their
walk and to their trip, they think what happened to Jeff?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
And they assumed Jeff was dead? Like that's a pretty
dark trip. Got to get some new mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You remember the story down in Orange County where the
guy said he was attacked by a tiger or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's a vague memory of that story.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
No, I just remember the missing hikers in an Orange County.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
That's what I meant.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Oh okay, Yeah, where they the dispatchers trying to ask
them where they are?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Like how far past the falls are you? How far
the falls?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah? That was an anti drug ad, wasn't it. It
did not sound like fun.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Here's number six. I got six, You got six, she
got six, number six, there's six more weeks of later?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What you picture of me?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Or Rabbi and six drunken long shom? I would just
dig you in a nursing home closer to us. I
don't have to drive take that drink another ship track.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Did you have a product or you were like into
that you've been into like handle ofs diet coke. Right,
John loves scamburg stuff. Yeah, because there's something you like,
you get it all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
You always loved it. I always loved pizza, pizza. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, there was a woman in Switzerland, big fan of
red Bull, so she got the bar code tattooed on her.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
She dropped about six hundred bucks on the tattoo, which
features the bar code for red Bull being eaten.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
By a worm. What does that signify?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It signifies the bar code of red Bull being eaten
by a worm.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
How does a weird slash bad tattoo end up a
news item?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Like?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Isn't that what tattoos are? For the most part, what
I ununderstood, not misunderstood, not understood. You are the only
one who understands your tattoos sometimes, And isn't that the
beauty of tattoos.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Is that it's a conversation starter, Like someone has to
ask you, right, what is that s F stand for?
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I mean, not a conversation. It doesn't need to be
a conversation star. But you get tattoos for you, not
for other people, is my point. You get them to
think at the.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Tattoo on your back because you could see it.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I don't know why I got the tattoo on my
back that no longer exists.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
It was a long time ago. It was there was
a long time ago. It was a different time.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But her barcode works, She says she's taken it to
self checkout codes itef checkout stands and it works. Why
now she's charged for one two hundred and fifty milli
liter cann of red Bull every time she goes there.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I don't understand that. Here's number five.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Why we know about that is that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I have five rules, bet five little monkeys.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
This is a year five point five would be a favorite.
Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
A British canoeist has been banned from competing and says
he's being forced to choose between his Olympic dream and
his only fans account? What does he do on his
OnlyFans Kurt rosen Tals competes in the individual canoe slalom,
suspended following allegations about his posts.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
On social media. What does he post? Well?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
He said he's been posting videos consciously made to be
edgy in order to drive conversations to my spicy content page.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I see no details about what he posts zero fun.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What would you like him to post?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Is it genitals?
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Maybe? Maybe it's just toes? Is it toes? I don't know?
Is that what people do?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Could you imagine like a page for toes and genitals?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I'll bet you there is one sign up for that,
only fans account. Here's number four.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
More minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, commandment
number four.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
So I'm gonna let you handle this fun fascination about
what is big or smaller average?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
When it comes to male jenitale. There's a lot more
prevalent than you think.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Really, because I think it is across the board. If
you have a penis you wonder if it is big
smaller average? And I think that that is something that
is universal. Would you agree?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Some have remarked that the statistics that have come out
puts them in a pretty good mood, because the statistics
would be smaller than what you have been told by
your seventh grade buddies.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
If you want to know about the spectrum, by the way,
watch that show on HBO what was that called where
they showed the nude people where they would pick out
their dates based on the new just looking at somebody
naked and you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Even see their face.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
You'd just like, see the show awful, where's such a
broken people in society? That was a show. But anyway
they show it on. That was a show that they show.
That was a show they show it.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I got.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I got maybe a minute and a half before I
turn it off. But they don't use boxes or anything
to hide the genitals. They show these people's genitals as
they are on the show for the viewer. And that's
like the first episode is you're looking at strangers genitals.
It's awful, But anyway, it was an educational experience that
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minute and a half.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Here's number three.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Shall be and the number of the coming county.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Three were dead within three hours, three security clearance level three.
All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your nat being born live.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
After that, three days they posted there is a A
guy Refers has been referred to as Doctor Deaf, has
investigated some traumatic deaths in Australia and has put together
a podcast called Eye Catch Killers. He talks about his
baptism of fire into this profession of forensic pathology and says,
(12:03):
obviously there have been a bunch of crazy cases, but
that one of the most bizarre categories is animal deaths.
I should say deaths caused by animals, dogs, snakes, those
make sense. Sharks, of course, roosters, and mackerel. He says,
(12:24):
never trust a rooster. The mackerel story is there was
a guy fishing in the Darwin Harbor and sharks were nearby.
So this fifty pound mackerel jumps out of the water
and side swipes him, killing him.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
We have some evidence to his claims in nugget number two,
what's going on you two?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
We got two brings one two two people. There's two
sons and no women.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well, in this case, the guy's member was large enough
for the snake to grab it. A man fighting for
his life after suffering severe but blood loss when a
python bit him on the junk while.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
He was using the toilets.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Never a bangkok, mais you never want to use a
toilet again, doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
He reached down, felt a sharp pain, only to find
the python's jaws clamped around. I have a question, wouldn't
you see a python?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah? He may have been sitting Oh, here's number one.
Weird number one, number one. We're number one. I have
a follow up. I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Are you the number one row? Number one? Number one,
number one? Yes, Like I've asked this question before, you
have a guarantee you have, But go on.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Are there dudes who sit down for peeing every time?
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah? Got it, they're called women.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'll let you handle this one too.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
There is a h.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Keana.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You guys asked, no, we did not not for this,
that's for certain.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Sometimes we do ask for things that we don't really need.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
There is a guy who in London used to you'll
find anything on the internet, and in this case, this
guy was into mutilating other people on camera, like cutting
off parts of their skin or whatever and finding ways
to then ingested.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
This Sky would take testicles and put it in a salad.
Don't blame me, don't blame me.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Ken used to make songs out of things. I think
that Ken would have made a song out of testicles
in the salad. If you're a John and Ken show listener,
you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Speaking of the John cobel Chow is up the next
We'll see you on my stay dry, Everybody blessings,