July 25, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You need to know the stories have fell through the
cracks because everything else that was going on.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Here's your honorable mention, honorable mention, not supposed to mention,
serving with you.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Great and honorable motive.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honor. Have you ever smelled a woman's rear end?
Let me let me rephrase that. Have you ever wanted
to smell a woman's rear end? Let me rephrase that,
have you ever wanted to smell a stranger's rear end?
(00:41):
There's a man in Burbank who does this on the rig.
He routinely goes up to strange women and smells their
rear ends. Is this a crime?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I ask? Uh? Yeah, why?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's lewd and thescivious behavior. Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So you're saying, you're walking through target here in Burbank
and some guy goes back and double hams that, and
you go, oh, that's fine, sir, there's where that came from.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Or I don't know what you would say you had
double hams that means.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
But he's not touching these women, He's getting in the
vicinity of their rear end and going.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And you'd be fine with that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I just think that it shouldn't be a crime. I guess,
like what, I don't know. Maybe you'd be fine with that.
You would find I think it would funny. No, I
think no. I think it was very odd. But I
wouldn't think it was a crime. So you just want
to I would leave the aisle of target. Yeah, but
(01:45):
he'd be hot pursuit.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He would not.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
That's not in the report. He doesn't follow them. He
just sniffs where he can. And do we not live
in a free country? Here's number nine, number nine.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I did nine place for cops thirty nine times out
of partner, and I speak nine languages at right basically
everybody at the table nning.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'd feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And niner?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Did I get check niner in there where you're calling
from all walkie talking? Well, this is what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh, this is a racial thing. You know, we don't
do racial stories on this show.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let's just say one woman saw it that the fifteen
year old stole her wallet and she she was in
the kid's face, and it turns out the wallet was
in her purse the whole.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Time, and somebody was black and somebody was white. Yes, yes,
and then it got heated over that. And does her
shirt says I'll beat your ass or something mass? There's
something mass on that shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't know. It looks like a fun shirt. Number.
That's a funcher. A CID is bold every eight second listening.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
To eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements here.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Do you think Richie put this story in here because,
as the old adage goes.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Doth protests too much.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yep, yeah, me too, Like this, screams Richie all the way.
A man accused of going on a naked joy ride
on a stolen boat in the Hudson escaped from a
New York hospital where he was undergoing a psychiatric evaluation.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, they caught him on security cameras putting on a
doctor's jacket before he leaves New York's Presbyterian Hospital.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Now they say he's thirty six. Richie would never own
up to being thirty six. But this is his behavior, Ritchie,
Is this not your behavior?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Now listen, he was taken to the hospital a biple lease.
He slipped out of his handcuffs while the officer was sleeping. See,
that's when he got the doctor's jacket, got out and
took a joy ride on a stolen boat.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You got to take the opportunities in this country when
you can what the land is all about.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
We're on with seven days with a sec seven seven
a seven years of college down to dreeven seven seven days.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You ever hear about James Labbowitch. She is known as
Princess etche because she owns over six hundred etches sketches.
Why well, she creates art with them. It is beautiful.
She does a wonderful job. It's featured in museums. She
started etching when she was four years old, makes a
full time living using the etch a sketch.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I used to love me too.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I used to absolutely love my itches sketch and tried
to figure out how it worked, and I could never
It was a mystery, and it was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Price you loved it so much because you're such a perfectionist.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It was hard. It was hard. You're getting frustrated.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But I had one that was getting so old that
when you would turn the knobs like this, your the
tips of your fingers would get silver like the silver
that was inside was kind of coming out through the
little knobs there.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Do you start licking it? Maybe that's what's going on.
Number something six, there's six more weeks of water. Picture
of me a rabbi and six drunk and longshorm. I
would just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
I don't have to go sick down, drink another shick.
This cat looks like an a hole. No. Number six,
(05:39):
Oh well, you've changed the numbers on everything. What is this?
See you don't even have that one tea? Have you
had this app yet? For it's called tea?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What is this the one where women sandbag they're men?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It is, which is not a giant.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It's funny because remember when Facebook was the Facebook, back
when Mark Zuckerberg and the Winklevoss twins were grading the
looks of their fam.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
This is similar, but it's different in that the men
weren't bagging on the women or their personalities. They were
just physically judging them. In this case, these women are
going on this tea app and blowing up their old
boyfriends or romantic acquaintances.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Wow, there's not enough current baggage in your relationship. You
want to dig into your boyfriend or your interests last relationship.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
When you open Tea, you're presented with local men whose
photos have been uploaded along with their first names. And
for each of these guys, other women on the app
can report whether they deem him a red flag or
a green flag, could leave comments about him, like those
recounting negative dating experiences, or even those for the green
lights who vouch for.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Them as friends. Wow, where was this five years ago?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I feel like there's enough to know about someone. You
don't need to dig into what other people think about them, right?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You don't want to know what your friends think?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I mean this is different than that, but I mean
you would want your friend's opinions of somebody that you
were romantically in.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, I wouldn't. That's where you get into trouble. Yes,
that's the whole point. I don't tell my friends when
they're dating losers. Just hope it ends so nice of you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Speaking of the cat who is a douche, here's number five.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I have five rules. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Five little geese. This is the year five point five.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Five would be a.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Favorite loose five seat. This cat is such an a hole.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
It presented as number six and then decided to be
number five.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Was to be number five.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Some animals have a particular have a particular penchant for
one thing that they go after a lot of different
cats will take pieces of bread or stuff out of
the trash, or birds. Some dogs will go outside and
pick up sticks and bring them home. Or my dog
has a thing for socks. It doesn't matter what kind
(08:10):
of sock or what it's made of. He knows when
it's a sock, and he'll try to take it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Was it Fergus who used to bring you dead birds? No,
somebody used to bring you birds.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The Lord I used the birds always come by my house.
Dead birds. Well, they run into the window or they
fly into the house.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I thought you had an animal that would bring them
to you. I don't think i've ever heard i't bring
me a bird anyway, they will.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Cat a long time ago, roommate's cat in college brought
us a bird once on our back porch. That's sweet,
very nice, very nice, thanks a lot. In this case,
this cat named Leonardo da PINCHI please from Welling to
New Zealand likes to go into underwear drawers he brings
(09:01):
home silk boxer shorts, thick men's work socks, specifically those
with the clothes pins still attached.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's this nineteen eighty seven silk boxer shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Do you wear silk boxer shorts?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well? And who's who's hanging their socks out on a
clothes line with clothes pins?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Good? Excellent point. I do not have silk boxers. Good.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't think I've ever in my life owned something.
I feel like that was like a late eighties thing.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I would not I would not know.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That seems on the off chance that somehow my pants
fell down and.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
While I work, God, why are you wearing silk boxer?
Chance that my pants fell down at work? What I've
seen worse? There's Number four probably on his fourth tranquilizer.
By now, this isn't the same world you left four years.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Oklahoma is not one of those places you want to
come face to face with a naked stranger.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You know, if you want to be a naked stranger,
do it in a place like Los Angeles. Like here,
you can be naked and it's a Tuesday. You go
naked in Oklahoma. People are going to take notice right
this happened inside a neighborhood in Oklahoma City of around dinnertime,
about six pm. Naked man makes his way into a home.
(10:25):
The family confronts him, he leaves out their back door.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
He skips over to the pond and then jumps in
right and he was there for about an hour before
they were able to get him out.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But see what the weather's like there in Oklahoma City.
I mean, it may have been a nice night for
a dip.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Nice and warm, the homeowner said him, waiting around very
much like a hippopotamy.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Absolutely, it's ninety seven degrees.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
In Oklahoma City these days. I would wait around like
a hippopotamus too. You're not going to go into the
pond with your clothes on.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You take that mammoth body out to that pond.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Well, he had one six, two, four hundred hounds. WHOA,
that is a hippopotamus.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
There's number three.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Three shall be the number of count and the number
of the counting shall be Three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
All three three.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I got all three of you guys for the rest
of your nat being born live after that three days
stink three.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I believe it was It was ten years ago, nine
years ago that you and Oscar were rolling around airports
playing Pikachu.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I'm ashamed of that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
In this case, in New Bedford, Massachusetts, police arrested a
guy in connection with the theft of one hundred and
thirteen thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards and collectibles. Twenty
four year old guy charged with six council restive receiving
stolen property.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
You're in your forties when you played Pokemon in public.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I was just trying to make the kids happy. Which kids? Oscar?
He was in his twenties. Okay, wasn't he number two?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Sons? Women, I'm never too old to play. You're never
a childlike right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
A woman is looking for support from the Reddit community
after a tense situation with her partner's brother that let
her to put a lock on their shared freezer. Twenty
eight year old said that she lives with her boyfriend
and his brother, and most of the time it's it's
things go smoothly, but the issue is food.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Of course, you live with a dude and his brother,
They're gonna eat your food. That's just what boys in
their twenties do. Everyone's responsible for buying their own groceries.
But she says that the brother finishes his frozen food
within a few days and then begins eating theirs, so
they've had to put a lock on the freezer.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
You've lived with dudes before, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Don't expect your food to be there. I mean I've
lived with women. Don't expect your food to be there.
I like the people who passively aggressively, pass aggressively massive,
aggressively label their food, like put their name on it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Like it's a the refrigerator at work. Yeah, which I
also think is weird. Here's number one, weird, number one,
number one.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
We're number one. Then I decided to look out for
number one. Are you the number one row?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Number one, number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Guys, God made your penis exactly like he intended. Don't
touch it, I mean, you know, don't touch it with
plastic surgery. That's what guys are doing. I'm trying to
save myself. Can you jump in, No, I'm drowning.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Penis filler is like the breast implants of the early
two thousands. According to Chris Bustamante, an esthetic nurse practitioner, Unfortunately,
we've seen patients who have undergone unsafe penis filler procedures,
usually outside the United States.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I would argue they're all unsafe, but.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Also with providers who just dabble in the fillers in
the procedure and don't do it for you.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
If you are going to touch your penis with a needle,
make sure you go to a surgeon that doesn't just
dabble in them. He lives with them if he is.
That's all he does is penis.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Stuff tube once I think I could do it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, No, we're not doing dabbler stuff. He's got to
be a full time penis filler guy.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
All right. That's the role going into the weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Life lesson it's another one, all right, well ending on
a high note. Yeah, keep keep it away from the dabblers.
Our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You need to know the stories have fell through the
cracks because everything else that was going on.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Here's your honorable mention, honorable mention, not supposed to mention,
serving with you.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Great and honorable motive.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honor. Have you ever smelled a woman's rear end?
Let me let me rephrase that. Have you ever wanted
to smell a woman's rear end? Let me rephrase that,
have you ever wanted to smell a stranger's rear end?
(00:41):
There's a man in Burbank who does this on the rig.
He routinely goes up to strange women and smells their
rear ends. Is this a crime?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I ask? Uh? Yeah, why?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It's lewd and thescivious behavior. Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So you're saying, you're walking through target here in Burbank
and some guy goes back and double hams that, and
you go, oh, that's fine, sir, there's where that came from.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Or I don't know what you would say you had
double hams that means.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
But he's not touching these women, He's getting in the
vicinity of their rear end and going.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
And you'd be fine with that.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
I just think that it shouldn't be a crime. I guess,
like what, I don't know. Maybe you'd be fine with that.
You would find I think it would funny. No, I
think no. I think it was very odd. But I
wouldn't think it was a crime. So you just want
to I would leave the aisle of target. Yeah, but
(01:45):
he'd be hot pursuit.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
He would not.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
That's not in the report. He doesn't follow them. He
just sniffs where he can. And do we not live
in a free country? Here's number nine, number nine.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I did nine place for cops thirty nine times out
of partner, and I speak nine languages at right basically
everybody at the table nning.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I'd feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
And niner?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Did I get check niner in there where you're calling
from all walkie talking? Well, this is what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Oh, this is a racial thing. You know, we don't
do racial stories on this show.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let's just say one woman saw it that the fifteen
year old stole her wallet and she she was in
the kid's face, and it turns out the wallet was
in her purse the whole.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Time, and somebody was black and somebody was white. Yes, yes,
and then it got heated over that. And does her
shirt says I'll beat your ass or something mass? There's
something mass on that shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't know. It looks like a fun shirt. Number.
That's a funcher. A CID is bold every eight second listening.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
To eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements here.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Do you think Richie put this story in here because,
as the old adage goes.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Doth protests too much.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yep, yeah, me too, Like this, screams Richie all the way.
A man accused of going on a naked joy ride
on a stolen boat in the Hudson escaped from a
New York hospital where he was undergoing a psychiatric evaluation.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, they caught him on security cameras putting on a
doctor's jacket before he leaves New York's Presbyterian Hospital.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Now they say he's thirty six. Richie would never own
up to being thirty six. But this is his behavior, Ritchie,
Is this not your behavior?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Maybe?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Now listen, he was taken to the hospital a biple lease.
He slipped out of his handcuffs while the officer was sleeping. See,
that's when he got the doctor's jacket, got out and
took a joy ride on a stolen boat.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You got to take the opportunities in this country when
you can what the land is all about.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
We're on with seven days with a sec seven seven
a seven years of college down to dreeven seven seven days.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You ever hear about James Labbowitch. She is known as
Princess etche because she owns over six hundred etches sketches.
Why well, she creates art with them. It is beautiful.
She does a wonderful job. It's featured in museums. She
started etching when she was four years old, makes a
full time living using the etch a sketch.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I used to love me too.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I used to absolutely love my itches sketch and tried
to figure out how it worked, and I could never
It was a mystery, and it was fantastic.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Price you loved it so much because you're such a perfectionist.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It was hard. It was hard. You're getting frustrated.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But I had one that was getting so old that
when you would turn the knobs like this, your the
tips of your fingers would get silver like the silver
that was inside was kind of coming out through the
little knobs there.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Do you start licking it? Maybe that's what's going on.
Number something six, there's six more weeks of water. Picture
of me a rabbi and six drunk and longshorm. I
would just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
I don't have to go sick down, drink another shick.
This cat looks like an a hole. No. Number six,
(05:39):
Oh well, you've changed the numbers on everything. What is this?
See you don't even have that one tea? Have you
had this app yet? For it's called tea?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
What is this the one where women sandbag they're men?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It is, which is not a giant.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It's funny because remember when Facebook was the Facebook, back
when Mark Zuckerberg and the Winklevoss twins were grading the
looks of their fam.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
This is similar, but it's different in that the men
weren't bagging on the women or their personalities. They were
just physically judging them. In this case, these women are
going on this tea app and blowing up their old
boyfriends or romantic acquaintances.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Wow, there's not enough current baggage in your relationship. You
want to dig into your boyfriend or your interests last relationship.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
When you open Tea, you're presented with local men whose
photos have been uploaded along with their first names. And
for each of these guys, other women on the app
can report whether they deem him a red flag or
a green flag, could leave comments about him, like those
recounting negative dating experiences, or even those for the green
lights who vouch for.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Them as friends. Wow, where was this five years ago?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I feel like there's enough to know about someone. You
don't need to dig into what other people think about them, right?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You don't want to know what your friends think?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I mean this is different than that, but I mean
you would want your friend's opinions of somebody that you
were romantically in.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
No, I wouldn't. That's where you get into trouble. Yes,
that's the whole point. I don't tell my friends when
they're dating losers. Just hope it ends so nice of you.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Speaking of the cat who is a douche, here's number five.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I have five rules. We begin bombing in five minutes.
Five little geese. This is the year five point five.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Five would be a.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Favorite loose five seat. This cat is such an a hole.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
It presented as number six and then decided to be
number five.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Was to be number five.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Some animals have a particular have a particular penchant for
one thing that they go after a lot of different
cats will take pieces of bread or stuff out of
the trash, or birds. Some dogs will go outside and
pick up sticks and bring them home. Or my dog
has a thing for socks. It doesn't matter what kind
(08:10):
of sock or what it's made of. He knows when
it's a sock, and he'll try to take it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Was it Fergus who used to bring you dead birds? No,
somebody used to bring you birds.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The Lord I used the birds always come by my house.
Dead birds. Well, they run into the window or they
fly into the house.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I thought you had an animal that would bring them
to you. I don't think i've ever heard i't bring
me a bird anyway, they will.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Cat a long time ago, roommate's cat in college brought
us a bird once on our back porch. That's sweet,
very nice, very nice, thanks a lot. In this case,
this cat named Leonardo da PINCHI please from Welling to
New Zealand likes to go into underwear drawers he brings
(09:01):
home silk boxer shorts, thick men's work socks, specifically those
with the clothes pins still attached.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's this nineteen eighty seven silk boxer shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Do you wear silk boxer shorts?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Well? And who's who's hanging their socks out on a
clothes line with clothes pins?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Good? Excellent point. I do not have silk boxers. Good.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't think I've ever in my life owned something.
I feel like that was like a late eighties thing.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I would not I would not know.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
That seems on the off chance that somehow my pants
fell down and.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
While I work, God, why are you wearing silk boxer?
Chance that my pants fell down at work? What I've
seen worse? There's Number four probably on his fourth tranquilizer.
By now, this isn't the same world you left four years.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Oklahoma is not one of those places you want to
come face to face with a naked stranger.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You know, if you want to be a naked stranger,
do it in a place like Los Angeles. Like here,
you can be naked and it's a Tuesday. You go
naked in Oklahoma. People are going to take notice right
this happened inside a neighborhood in Oklahoma City of around dinnertime,
about six pm. Naked man makes his way into a home.
(10:25):
The family confronts him, he leaves out their back door.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
He skips over to the pond and then jumps in
right and he was there for about an hour before
they were able to get him out.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
But see what the weather's like there in Oklahoma City.
I mean, it may have been a nice night for
a dip.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Nice and warm, the homeowner said him, waiting around very
much like a hippopotamy.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Absolutely, it's ninety seven degrees.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
In Oklahoma City these days. I would wait around like
a hippopotamus too. You're not going to go into the
pond with your clothes on.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You take that mammoth body out to that pond.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Well, he had one six, two, four hundred hounds. WHOA,
that is a hippopotamus.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
There's number three.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Three shall be the number of count and the number
of the counting shall be Three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
All three three.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I got all three of you guys for the rest
of your nat being born live after that three days
stink three.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I believe it was It was ten years ago, nine
years ago that you and Oscar were rolling around airports
playing Pikachu.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I'm ashamed of that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
In this case, in New Bedford, Massachusetts, police arrested a
guy in connection with the theft of one hundred and
thirteen thousand dollars worth of Pokemon cards and collectibles. Twenty
four year old guy charged with six council restive receiving
stolen property.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
You're in your forties when you played Pokemon in public.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I was just trying to make the kids happy. Which kids? Oscar?
He was in his twenties. Okay, wasn't he number two?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Sons? Women, I'm never too old to play. You're never
a childlike right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
A woman is looking for support from the Reddit community
after a tense situation with her partner's brother that let
her to put a lock on their shared freezer. Twenty
eight year old said that she lives with her boyfriend
and his brother, and most of the time it's it's
things go smoothly, but the issue is food.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Of course, you live with a dude and his brother,
They're gonna eat your food. That's just what boys in
their twenties do. Everyone's responsible for buying their own groceries.
But she says that the brother finishes his frozen food
within a few days and then begins eating theirs, so
they've had to put a lock on the freezer.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
You've lived with dudes before, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Don't expect your food to be there. I mean I've
lived with women. Don't expect your food to be there.
I like the people who passively aggressively, pass aggressively massive,
aggressively label their food, like put their name on it.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Like it's a the refrigerator at work. Yeah, which I
also think is weird. Here's number one, weird, number one,
number one.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
We're number one. Then I decided to look out for
number one. Are you the number one row?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Number one, number one, number one?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Guys, God made your penis exactly like he intended. Don't
touch it, I mean, you know, don't touch it with
plastic surgery. That's what guys are doing. I'm trying to
save myself. Can you jump in, No, I'm drowning.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Penis filler is like the breast implants of the early
two thousands. According to Chris Bustamante, an esthetic nurse practitioner, Unfortunately,
we've seen patients who have undergone unsafe penis filler procedures,
usually outside the United States.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I would argue they're all unsafe, but.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Also with providers who just dabble in the fillers in
the procedure and don't do it for you.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
If you are going to touch your penis with a needle,
make sure you go to a surgeon that doesn't just
dabble in them. He lives with them if he is.
That's all he does is penis.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Stuff tube once I think I could do it.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, No, we're not doing dabbler stuff. He's got to
be a full time penis filler guy.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
All right. That's the role going into the weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Life lesson it's another one, all right, well ending on
a high note. Yeah, keep keep it away from the dabblers.
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