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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for our nine news nuggets you need to know,
starting with our Honorable Mention, Honorable Mention, Honorable Marthy. So
today we're holding auditions to become the newest member of
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Honorable Mention.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I love a talking parent.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I was just gonna say the same words, I love
a talking parrot, and then in my head I said,
don't they all talk to you, moron? And then you
said it out loud. Mango the parrot, and he looks,
by the way. The reason he's named mango is the
exact color of a mango. It was discovered when police
rated the homes of gang members in Blackpool and England.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Officers sees drugs, cash mobile phones.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
The illegal activities were uncovered when a number of mobile
phones and Wi Fi routers were discovered in a search
of one guy's cell. They were able to identify other
gang members as well. Videos found on the phone belonging
to the girlfriend included footage of her teaching her parrots
to say the term two for twenty five That could
be anything referring to buying drugs.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
He is the color of the mango flesh, not of
the actual mango skin.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh I didn't realize I had to say that part
of it. I thought, you, now, who's the er?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You're right? But two for twenty five? What can you get?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Two?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Four for twenty five?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Rocks?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Rocks?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Really, I don't know, you're a crack.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You're seriously like you knew I know, well, you knew
that thing about the smelling salts.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Here's number nine, number nine. I did ninth place.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
If the CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's
dirty too?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can I speak nine languages at night?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Basically?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Everybody at table nine? I feel ready to going on
the nine and niners?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Isn't there.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Wasn't there some sort of cartoon where a bear gets
his head stuck in the bowl of honey all the
time Winnie the Pooh, Yeah, that one that actually happened.
It was not that bear, no, I know, but this
happened in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We don't know if it was honey and the bear.
This piglet didn't help him get the jar off of
his head.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Did you see the picture of that guy.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's not a piglet. Oh, nor did the rabbit shame Pooh?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
What's the rabbit's name?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't remember, Oh, that's a your What isr he's
a donkey.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh so there's a donkey, Yes, a rabbit, you know
the name of a bear and a pig.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And they all live in the sherwood forest or something.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
They live with Christiph Harrabin.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Oh in the brush?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Read a book?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
What's it called?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
A Milne is the author of all of those Winnie
the Pooh stories?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Okay, but where is where do they live? It's acre
would right wood brush? Same difference.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Two year old female bear and Wasisconsin had a jar
stuck on its head over the week and has finally
been freed. The Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources said, the
seventy pound bear that's a slender looking bear. It is
a very slender bear, first observed with its head stuck
in a jar in north central Sawyer County. You lose
weight after a while when you can't eat because you
got a giant jar on your head.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Did you see the little bear I saw my way
home the other day.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
You never did show that to me. Oh, you made
a big show of it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm going to show you.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I showed it to the kids.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Oh that's a nice But that's bigger than this bear,
for sure. Yeah, your bear was really cool.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, that's a baby bear.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Here's number eight. Tive is bowled every eight second listening
to eight different bosses, drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
He now, Burmese pie are an invasive species in southern Florida,
and they've had for years given people the ability to
hunt them, which sounds awful, But now they're using robotic
rabbits to go after them.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I have concerns about this. Where are the robotic rabbits
coming from? And who's to say they're not going to
turn them on us and the world will be taken
over by robotic rabbits.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
These robotic rabbits produce a heat signature and emid a
smell that's designed to attract the pythons. They're equipped with
cameras to monitor a python's movement and alert officials when
one is detected. Then a snake wrangler comes and chops
up the Burmese python.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
So the robotic rabbits are not designed to eat the python.
They don't have teeth or anything or any.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They're not yet. Maybe robotic rabbit two point zero does.
But do they look like a tron are cat. They're
probably a little mechanical Yeah, here's number seven.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Son of the seventh son. We're on with seven day
would a government seven am seven years of college down
a drain seventy seven days?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Well, somebody came across the remains of a human foot
found in a hiking boot. This happened in Utah about
three months ago. And now they've been able to link
the remains of the foot to a fisherman who vanished
in nineteen ninety seven. My gosh, it was on the
shores of Fish Lake, Utah, back in May that they
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found this foot, the boot and the foot, and they
determined that shoe was manufactured in nineteen ninety six, a
year before the disappearance of David White in nearby Washington, Utah. Now,
prior to his disappearance, David White had been planning to
go fishing with his friends and rented a hotel room nearby.
Those plans fell apart and he decided to go fishing anyway.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
What happened to the friends?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Did they just leave?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Did anybody ever get held accountable for the disappearance.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Of David White?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Doesn't seem like it, Well, it sounds like you just
fell off, or they made it look like he just
fell off the boat.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, but if you're a fisherman, you don't just you
don't die. You don't just fall off a boat and die.
What if you had a heart attack and fell off?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
How old was he?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I wonder? It doesn't say it sucks to be a
grown man and go missing. Nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Here's number six. I got six, you got six, she
got six? Number six, there's six more weeks of water?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
What you picture of me?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Or rabbi and six? Drunk and longshoreman? I would just
dig you in a nursing home closer to us. I
don't have to dy taken drink another six pack? All Harvey?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
And now you know what were you gonna second?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Good day?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Oh, good day.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Fifty one year old Paul Harvey, a single father from Attleborough, England,
recently won more than million dollar win in the lottery.
He put his usual five pounds for a free lucky
Dip ticket in the National Lottery. National Lottery contacted him
a week later. He actually scored that million plus. It's
about a million pounds one point three million dollars. He
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recently battled bowel cancer. He had two years of treatment,
so now he's considering himself a survivor and a million.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
How did a feel good story make its way into
the Nuggets?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
That's rare.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Furthermore, there are no mentions of Genitalia nor nether Rear
regions in this week's He.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Was in charge of the Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Richie. Wait, so we went to Richie to clean it
up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, after last week, I feel like we needed a
last a little clean yeah last, Thank you, Richie, appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Here's number five. I have five minute time monkeys. This
is the year five point five five.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Maybe a lose five pounds immediately listen. Nobody's gonna legislate
what you can dream about, but don't act on all
of those dreams. Guy in Pennsylvania is now accused of
placing a bomb under his former supervisor's car after he
was fired from his job. Forty three year old guy
caught on camera driving up to the home of his
former supervisor, getting out of his jeep with a black object,
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walking over to the Ford Explorer, quickly walking away empty handed,
and driving off. Investigators said that he used a remote
detonator and then exploded the device that he left near
his former bosses.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Hey, quick gas, go around if you wanted to blow
up someone's car around here?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Who would you pick? Everyone got real quiet?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Here's number four.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
By now four.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But this isn't the same world he left four years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Ryan Campbell has been arrested the Tough Way to Go
to Saturday, about four in the morning, an officer discovered
Ryan masturbating inside his car while parked in the parking
lot of a wah Wah store.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Is it? Why is this illegal?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Masturbating in your car?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I mean, it's your own vehicle. You're not really in public.
You're in your.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Car in decent exposure. There's a lot of windows.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, but you can't stand by the front.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You can't stand in your window that looks out over
the street and do this in your house, right, But.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
In your car you are concealed, that part of your
body is concealed.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
If I walk up next to your car, I can
see everything.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
What are you doing looking in my car? It's my property.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
You're in public, searching my car with eye, searching any
with anything.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I think he gets off on this.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Get it? Oh, I'm worried about son.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Arrogant?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, you are Eric, here's number three. Three shall be
the number count and the number of the counting shall
be three. Were dead within three hours?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Three security clearance level three people have had their cars.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
He's masturbating and that's love?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Really?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Is that?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
What that is?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Three year old boy in Oklahoma? What about self love?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Gary?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Was it a tricycle accident? That's arrogance, that's not love.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Was in a tricycle accident and lost a little finger.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
That's awful, Richie.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
A little boy loses his finger and you're putting it
in the nuggets. It's something that a little boy is
on his tricycle and you're making a joke that his
little finger fell.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Through the cracks.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Richie.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
He deserved Wow, Richie, that wasn't me. Yeah, me too.
Freaking monster number two?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
What's going on? You two got two fingers? There's two sons.
And I saw the video of this.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
I did too. I love it. We've all gotten a
little over.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Zealous and a chuck e cheese, haven't we.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
A woman got trapped inside a snow day machine at
that chuck e cheese over over here in burbank on
San Fernando.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Wait, what kind of machine is this?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Is this where one of the games intended for children
decided to stick their arm in a hole that's not
intended for hands or arms with prioritized children safety. I
think stuff comes out of that hole, and you're not
supposed to put stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Cool.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Number one. I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Are you the number one? Number one? Number one?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Number one? I can understand this cancelation. Here's the headline,
couple cancel's wedding after groom's father sends out invites without consent.
Could you imagine the groom's father just doing all the
invites of your wedding?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Oh my god, like my dad doing that?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Right?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Everyone knows it's the bride's mother that makes the list.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
He would have he would have invited seven people probably,
Oh my god, I know, right, come on, come on,