@GaryandShannon - #TerrorInTheSkies

An army of mosquitoes takes over the entire plane. Passengers freak out over how ‘gross’ plane seats are. Dodgers plumbing the depths to give players all the comforts.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for tearing the skies.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
But blight is Deroni are York lay at the day off?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Roger, get off my plane, Roderi Rodgers. What's Victor?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Victor?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I have had it with these muffy pipe slights on
his money. It's Gary and Shannon's terror in the skies
on KFI.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
If this had to happen to me, I would have
chosen for it to happen on a delta flight. Have
you ever noticed the delta flights? It's like this. The
flight attendants are cooler, the passengers are cooler. Everyone's just chill.
Not a lot of crazy people on delta flights. No
one's freaking out. Everyone knows how to act on a
delta flight in my experience, And this is what happened

(00:45):
on this delta flight. This was a trip from Atlantis
to Chicago April fourteenth, and there was an issue with
the roof.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well with the roof, but the ceiling at least of plane.
Same thing. No, it's not the same thing. The roof
didn't fall in. It was the ceiling that fell in.
Same thing. No, it's not. Okay, you're not a pilot.
It a lot, but I have maintained plenty of air
gale and gale your gale? Does that mean you took

(01:17):
a ride? Oh, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
A Boeing seven seventeen, which I think used to be
when Bowie took over this what the old MD eighties were.
They said Boeing seven to one seven panel had fallen down.
A panel that sits right above and it's actually between
the overhead compartments, so it's a ceiling panel, but that

(01:44):
goes right down the right.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
But those panels.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Remember when a using air quotes here a panel fell
off the one plane and it was the window or
door and they kept pulling it. A panel, Yes, panel
is a dicey word these days. The door plugged that
they yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
In this case, they had people just holding it up
until a flight attendant was able to reattach the panel
using duct tape for the rest of the flight.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
That's disheartening, isn't it held it up there for a while.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I mean duct tape is something you carry zip ties
as well, if you're used to not having triple A
or car insurance. It's a quick fix sometimes if you've
got bumper issues to throw zip ties on there, maybe
some duct tape, but when you're in a commercial airliner
and duct tape is your fix, well, again, it does

(02:34):
not inspire confidence.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
It's not the you're not compromising the integrity of the airframe.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I like the idea that there were so many passengers
willing to hold up the ceiling as it fell through.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
There was another flight, this one from Lucknow to Delhi
in India, and it was infested with mosquitos. An army
of mosquitoes swarmed passengers on the flight that took off
the day after Easter. For the duration of this ninety
minute flight, flyers were left with no choice but to

(03:08):
simply swat with the safety cards that are in the
seat back in front of you. Unfortunately, cabin said cabin
crew didn't know what to do aside from offering lemon
grass remedies. It's not like you can roll a window
down and show them out.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Of the lemon grass remedies I guess says are lemon
grass cocktail may have on board in India. That would
be awful if you were stuck on a plane full
of mosquitos. I mean, can you imagine all the people
hitting their loved ones.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Just on purpose?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, you know, like, if my husband sit next to
me and one of those things lands on.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
His cheek boom, you can't let him do it himself.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
He doesn't see it.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Gary, he didn't feel the mosquito on the