@GaryandShannon - #TerrorInTheSkies

Shell-shocked: TSA apprehends passenger attempting to bypass security with turtles hidden in her bra.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Terror in the Skies.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Roger, get off my plane, Roger Rogers Vector Victor. I
haven't had to put these multi pant and snakes on
this money.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's Gary and Shannon's Terror in the Skies on KF
I listen. I think the idea of working t s
A would be would be kind of rough. The idea
that you're just dealing with people. I think you want
to be dealt with.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I think you would do really well at it.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
And you know, when I just visualized you as a
ts A worker, do you want to know what I
visualized you in?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
And I didn't even put any thought into it.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
An official government issued speedo.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
No, it was the movie theater outfit.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Rolling Plaza, actually specific theater theaters, theaters, pedal.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
It wasn't Roland was the one that your brother worked. Oh,
you just did not work at the same one.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well we did for a while. I trained there, right right, right, Wait,
we didn't constantly work at the same one.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
In this case, uh TSA posted on their Twitter account,
which I think is very smart of them, a couple
of photographs that showed a woman hiding turtles in a
weird place. According to the TSA. She tried to get
through security with two live turtles on her chest in

(01:30):
her bra They were wrapped in cellophane and cloth.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
She must have been a smaller chested lady, or is
that bigger and you can just tuck it underneath one
of those things, you know. I mean, if you've got okay,
did you just say tuck it under?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah, you can. You can tuck it under. Then you
have been blessed by the Lord with large bosom.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
You think that Michelle couldn't fit a couple of turtles
underneath her boobs?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I don't. Is that a workplace violation?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
One foul percent? If you just meant, uh, Michelle, not
the one that we know. You're just saying generic Michelle.
Break like you made up a name that's never been
used before or belongs to an employee of this company
for the last thirty years.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Just Michelle, I should have changed the name. That's what
I'm hearing.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
On March seventh, there was a guy who triggered a
scanner alarm in his groin area at Newark. They found
a five inch red eared slighter turtle hidden in his pain.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Would you put a turtle under your scrotum?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I mean even if you had to hide it for
purposes of smuggling it. No, you had to get that
turtle home and there was only one place for it. No,
and it was under your scrotum No, Nope. That's a
more sensitive area than under the breast.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
But I'm also tsa pre check so I don't have
to go through the scanner all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
They don't check your scrotum.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
They haven't, they haven't recently.