March 25, 2025 • 35 mins
ICYMI: Hour Two of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – A look at a list of the “best neighborhoods to live in US” AND the “best movie plot twists of all time” according to Slash Film…PLUS – Your weekly Horoscopes – on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bo' kelly Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. And you
probably heard Mark Ronner report earlier that Epei Mitsuhara, the
former interpreter for Shohei Otani, well he was supposed to
surrender to federal agents today and then be taken to
federal prison, but there was a delay. And you may
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remember from the story that Mitsuhara was found guilty, Actually
he pleaded guilty in an illegal gambling case where he
stole millions of dollars from Shohei Otani. He was sentenced
to four years and nine months in prison in order
to pay eighteen million dollars in restitution. And this is
a perfect example because we know the generalities of the story,
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but this is a perfect example of the inherent inequities
of the justice system. Now, I can show you people
who've stolen seventeen thousand dollars and they'll get thirty years
in prison in state prison. And then you have someone
here who steals seventeen million dollars and he won't even
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get five years in prison. There's something wrong with that,
but that's another discussion for another day. Federal prosecutors claim
that Mizuhar lost substantial amounts of money after placing bets
through an illegal sports bookie back in September of twenty
twenty one, and Otani's primary translator back then started wiring
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money from Otani's checking account in November of twenty twenty
one and continued the unauthorized transfers until January twenty twenty four.
Investigator said, he stole about seventeen million. For me, there
will always be one question, one simple question, and that
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is how is it Ibahara? Excuse me, Misuhara, who was
only an interpreter. He was not his financier, He was
not his manager, He was not anyone who was considered
his accountant. How he had access to Otani's money of
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that great sum over the years up to seventeen million?
Was he a signature on his account? We never heard
about that. We never heard how he was actually able
to move money from account to account or move it
to a place that Mitsuhara had actual control over it
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and can then use it for betting on sports in
an illicit and illegal manner? You know, was he using cash?
How is he paying off these debts. If at all,
how is he funding these bets? We never heard how
he was able to do it. Only as an interpret
If you told me that he was his accountant, then
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I'd be more inclined to believe it. If you told
me that he was somehow as money manager, then I'd
be more inclined to believe it. That Otani did not know.
And I know, at the border of conspiracy theory, I'm saying,
I don't understand how it was possible. And all the
stories that I've seen it just said that Mitzuhara stole
the money from Otani.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well, how did he manage to steal it?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There has to be some paper trail, right, There has
to be some way that you can tell me that
Misuhara actually move the money without Otani's knowledge or without
his assistance more expressly, But it'll just be another one
of those unsolved mysteries that will be up there with
Bigfoot and Lockness, monster will We'll just never know. But
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I do know this, and this goes back to thinking
like a criminal that Mark and I had talked about.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I do know this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
If I were ever to steal an amount of money,
I am sure that I would go the federal route
and make sure I commit a federal crime and not
a state crime, just for the sentencing as it is.
And also this, if you steal seventeen million dollars and
obviously you've lost that money because you were making these
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bets and obviously losing them most of the time, or
at least according to what we've been told, how are
you supposed to pay eighteen million dollars in restitution? How
is that even possible? What are you supposed to do?
Work that money off? Where are you supposed to get
that money from? Because clearly, if he had it, he
would have given it back and he's not going to
be making any money in prison, with the exception of
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I don't know, making license plates or something. How is
it mean, Mark, you may know this because you worked
the crime beat. How is someone supposed to pay that
level of restitution?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It's never going to happen, that's the short answer. I
don't know what you think. The average annual income of
a prison worker is four dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It ain't high. It's not in the million. Yeah, but
I'm saying, but obviously that's a part of the sentence.
And if you don't pay it.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Is there no penalty, there's no interest, there's no violation
of parole.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Well, you're under the thumb of the Justice Department for
the rest of your life the prison system.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, I'm just trying to think.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But they also said that they will be deporting him
at the end of his sentence.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh, I didn't see that. Yes, they're going to be
deporting as hard that's a thing now, that's the new trend.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, they're going to send him back to Japan. And
I'm thinking, does that mean that he's off the hook?
You know, it's not like it's going to be extradition
because they're deporting him. They're putting him out of the country.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, you have to bear in mind that some sentences
are for symbolic value, or like when they give somebody
multiple life sentences or you know, one hundred years in
prison or something like that, it's to make a point.
You don't you do not steal from rich people in
the United States. Do you understand that, mom?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, But it's like they're sending a mixed message. If
you don't steal from rich people in the United States.
The penalty, as far as the prison term, I'm thinking,
would be longer than four years and nine months.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
At least he didn't set a tesl on fire. Oh
that's a bridge too far. That's the best of terrorism.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But you know, when it all is said and done,
Misuhara I think got off easy from what we know
four years and nine months, and honestly, if I were
in the same position, Not that I would recommend stealing
seventeen million I'm saying, but if I were, for whatever reasons,
I would just go ahead and turn myself in early.
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I don't understand what the delay is for. It's like, look,
take me now, let me start the sentence. Let's get
this clock going, because it's already been I don't know,
four or five months at least that they were waiting
for him to actually report to prison, and even now
they've had another delay.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I feel like there's a lot we don't know that
maybe we'll find out. No, there clearly is a lot
that we don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I just don't know why all the secrecy for something
that should already been put to bed. As far as
the sentence, the date he was supposed to appear to
be taken into custody, and that's been further delayed. I
don't know what else could be adjudicated at this point.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, maybe he's got some sort of Matt Murdoch type
lawyer who made a deal with him at the last minute. Yeah,
I don't I wouldn't want to delay anything. It's like, okay,
I got four years and nine months, let's not delay
a month.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Let me just go ahead and start. Now, take me
to Club Fed. Now start the timer. Let's get this
thing going, because the sooner we start, the sooner we finish.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Did the story that you read specify what kind of
joint he's getting sent to.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, it does not say okay, no. Maybe they're still
trying to negotiate that. But I don't know what leverage
Mitsuhara would have to justify getting an easier Club Fed location.
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Speaker 2 (08:37):
Let's talk about some of the best neighborhoods to live
in the United States. And this was brought to us
by Niche, a research and ranking platform. It releases a
report every year that weighs data from the Census Bureau FBI, Noah,
the Niche Local Survey, and other sources to rank more
than twelve thousand communities across the country and in the
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top fifty. They're not a lot of neighborhoods from California
as you might imagine. In fact, at number thirty seven
is mid City. They were number twenty two last year,
so they're working their way down the list.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And that's about it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So let's go into the top ten neighborhoods in America
according to Niche, coming in at number ten, Johns Creek,
which is in Fulton County, Atlanta area of Georgia. Coming
in at number nine, Madison, which is a part of
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Madison County in the Huntsville area.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Number eight.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Neighborhood in Fultein County, also in the Atlanta area. And
these are the best neighborhoods in America according to Niche.
I've visited these places. I think I've probably driven through them,
but they weren't memorable to me. Coming in at number seven,
this is just for you, Mark Ronner. Are you familiar
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with Carmel somewhat?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Isn't that where Clint Eastwood used to be mayor Hamilton
County and Indianapolis area? Oh yeah, okay, yeah, this this
list is garbage.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Okay, what are the criteria?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh look, it just compiled data from FBI, Census, Bureau
of Noah, and other sources to rank them.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
You know, I got no place in Indiana is going
to be on any best neighborhood list.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
This is insane. Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Number six, also for you, Mark.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
South Union in King County. That's a fun area.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's a cool area Seattle for those who don't, it's
right smack in the middle of Seattle. And it's it's
not overly you know, muscafied or bezosified quite yet. But
I haven't been there in a few years, so it
may be like that's the area. When I was coming
to work in the morning at the Seattle Times, I'd
still see the hookers walking home around eight am.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Oh okay, I mean, what more could you ask for?
Discounts peak on, please move and move along, Thank you
very much. It's going to be back.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Number five City Center in Santa Monica. This is California's
only real entrant in the top ten. I'll tell you
that right now. And I didn't and it was number
four oh four last year, no exaggeration. So it's jumped
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up a good three hundred and ninety nine spots.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
What are they doing, I don't know. Maybe more hookers,
I don't know. Free refills, I mean, not with the
I never mind, buy one, get one free.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Number four Harbor Island in Hillsboro County. This is the
Tampa area in Florida. Nothing in Florida, no way, This
list is not legit. Number three of the best neighborhoods
in America, according to niche who, I've never heard of
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Chesterbrook neighborhood in Chester County, Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I don't know anything about it. Yeah, you have no
reference for well you played, mister Rogers. That's got to
be near what Pittsburgh, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
By the way, some trivia about mister Rogers Fred Fred
George Romero the Night of the Living Dead zombie guy.
He and his crew were all employees on the Mister
Rogers show. I did not know that. I didn't know
that mister Rogers had a horror tie in. That's the
pedigree for you. I'll leave that alone. Ah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
And coming in at number two of the best neighborhoods
in America, Atlantic Station, which is in Fulton County in
the Atlanta area. I didn't know there was such great
neighborhoods in the Atlanta area.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah, the books are cooked on this. Yeah, we've both
been to Atlanta, Yes we have. This is not plausible.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I mean there's there's a nice neighborhood here or there,
like Buckhead, but I would not say Atlanta proper, or
even in the cities or you know, municipalities right around Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I want a forensic audit of everyone involved in this list.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't think you want that because it will turn
up what you think it will turn up.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, this is crooked. Coming in at.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Number one, the number one neighborhood in all of America.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
According to Niche.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Colonial Village, which is in Arlington County, is right on
the border of Washington, d C. In Arlington, Virginia. I
think that they're better neighborhoods in Washington, d C. Than
Colonial Village. But hey, whatever, this list is trash anyhow,
so it might as well be trash.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
At number one, yeah, I think most.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Of the list is what is like the highest number
of people who think pro wrestling is real?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It's true, it's true. Notable numbers on this list. I'm
trying to think of anything that I even recognize. Now,
there's forty eight coming in. Number forty eight is University South,
which is in Santa Clara County, San Francisco area.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I call BS on that and that's about it. From California.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, there's the Ho Ho Couse in Bergen County, New
York City area.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Never heard of Oho Coose. How do you spell that ho?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, apostrophe, yeah, ho, hyphen ho hyphen kus. That's a
made up name. Look, all I can tell you is
that's what it says. Mount Pleasant comes in at number thirty.
That's in DC. Yes, that is a very nice neighborhood.
I will vouch for that one, Brentwood, not the one
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in la in Saint Louis comes in at number twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Okay, Missouri.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, have you ever heard of Innsbrook as in like Richmond.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
No, just the one in Austria.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, there's Cambridge Port coming in at number twenty two
in the Boston area. Maybe possibly most of these places
I've never heard of. Maybe that's why they keep everyone out. Yeah,
they're just random places that no one's ever heard of.
There you go, the top fifty places best neighborhoods to
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live in America according to Niche who we've never heard of.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I think we just debunked it. Let's all move to
ho ho couse. That's that's like, that's a that's not
a no.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Let's look it up real quick before we go to break.
That's not a town name. It's an insult you hurl
at somebody on the street. You're a ho ho couse.
It's a borough in New Jersey. It says, all right,
it's a premier town in New Jersey. Was among the
first municipalities in New Jersey to deliver a fully compliant
water delivery system.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
That's its claim to fame. It has a population of
forty two hundred and fifty eight. And that's it.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, because what I thought of when you were about
to say the name, I thought Hoboken, New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Maybe maybe I oh, that's like a town, like a
spinoff from that. It's twenty miles from New York City
in New Jersey's fifth congressional district, so it's New York adjacent.
It's rich in history. It's name derived from its proud
Native American origins. The indigenous people who inhabited the land
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that became ho Ho Coos were the Lenny.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Even going to try to pronounce that because I'll just
offend someone get to Wala to pronounce it. No, he's
worse than me. That's why I asked, So there you go. Originally,
ho ho Kus was part of East Jersey. In sixteen
eighty four, of the colonies split into two provinces, East
and West, and sixteen eighty two, East Jersey divided into
four counties, Bergen, Essex, Middlesex, and Monmouth.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I think ho ho Kus is one of those new
words you're not going to be allowed to say at
La City Hall.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You're listening to later with Moe Kelly on demand from
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Speaker 5 (17:53):
Welcome to MO on the Movies. Don't be ridiculous, darling.
It's no on the movies, not a chance.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Who doesn't like a good movie twist? Slash Film list
the fifteen best movie plot twists of all time, according
to slash Film and Mark Runner. Let me just say
right now, is gonna make you very very angry, very angry?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You think? Yes? Why do you think so?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Because I look at some of these movies and I think, Okay,
this is recency bias, and you haven't seen a lot
of movies.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Okay, perfect. Now.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
You didn't tell me about this before we got on
the air, so I don't have any alternate list or
anything on my own.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
So you're just gonna spring this stuff, yes, And I
just want your natural response, that's all. I'm not going
to do this in any particular order. Primal Fear nineteen
ninety Richard gear barely remember that?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Is that the one that Edward Norton who let me
let me get IMDb up here. I think I remember
the movie you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, and I don't. Yes, Yes, Edward Norton. Well, the
twist is just that he turns out to be the
bad guy in correct? Correct? Yeah, so what exactly? Atonement?
Oh that's really good. Atonement's terrific. Okay, so you're okay
with that one? Have you seen it? No? I haven't.
It's worth a watch, all right, Chinatown, I'll allow it.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
One of the all time greatest, the great Jerry Goldsmith score.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Do you remember Christopher Nolan's The Prestige, Yeah, also Musician
Magnificent movie.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Yeah, there was that one I really liked. There were
two that came out around the same time that were
a lot the same and Edward Norton was in the
other one of those. The Prestige is the better of
the two.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yes, And that has a twist where the musician actually,
excuse me, the magician actually has a clone that he's
using to.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Do the trick well novel drowning trick.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, many of them, and each each time it's a
new iteration of him. And so at the end of
the movie you see these scores and scores of corpses
of the same person.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeap.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, it's a real shocker, and I'm glad we could
ruin it for everybody. Just well, but that's the whole point.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I mean, we're telling you these movies are not new,
the exception of movies like get Out. I don't know
how get Out I got on this list. I don't
think that was a great twist. It was just, oh,
that's that's different. Yeah, yes, I don't agree this one.
I agree with plot twists. The nineteen sixty eight Planet
of the Apes Statue of Liberty Oh.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
One of the all time best from an original script
by Rod Serling, although I don't think he did the
final one.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
But yeah, terrific. We'll agree with that one. What about
in Cities? What exactly Dennis viitten with? No, what's the
title in Cities? I n ce n d I s
I don't know that one? Yeah either do I? So
it can't be all that great. How about Old Boy?
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I know you know Old Boy?
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, that's got kind of a sick twist. Uh. Do
you want to spoil it? Go ahead? No, go ahead,
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Well, if you're sure you want me to spoil it, well,
I believe that the I believe well, I haven't seen
the remake with Brolin, I saw the original one. I
believe that the X con winds up having an affair
with somebody who turns out to be his daughter.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
O well nest o O ouch. Yeah. Did you ever
see The Others? Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I did, and I loved it. And that was a
twist I did not see coming. And I'll say this
since I was just ruining it the others like you,
you know you're watching a horror movie. You know, you're
watching a ghost story, and then it's revealed at the
end that the central characters are the ghosts, but you're
only looking at it through the ghosts eyes. They think
they're being haunted when they're actually haunting the house.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah. And it was in the tradition of those really
good Gothic stories like The Turn of the Screw and
The Innocence the Debor Car movie. The Others is really good,
saw the original Don't Get out of Here.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
The plot twist was the killer was sitting on the
floor the whole time.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah what please? Okay? Yeah, he was chilling. He was
motionless with all these.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Brains hanging out, like, oh yeah, that's you know, you
don't expect that. But after that, it wasn't good, but
that one was good. One that I have that should
be on the list is a movie called imposter with
Gary Sonise.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I'm not sure I've seen that. Are you serious? I
am so surprised.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Is in two thousand and one had Madeline Stove Vincent
Dianafrio in the future and alien race has infiltrated Earth
and they're trying and the cloned people, if you will,
and there's a way they're trying to figure out who
is human and who's not human.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I think it's a Philip K. Dick story.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I now that you mention it. I probably did see it,
but I sure didn't retain much of it.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
As it turned out, throughout the whole movie, Gary Sonise
is being persecuted because everyone thinks that he's an imposter
and these clones don't know that they are actually impostors,
and when they find out, they're like self detonate, And
it's not until the end that you realize Gary Sonise
is actually the impostor the whole time. You know what
also needs to be on this list and it's not
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no way out Kevin Coster.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh yeah, that's a really good twist. That's a great twist.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It's one of those things where like it was in
front of you the whole damn time.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You just didn't want to believe it. Yeah, everybody got
jaw dropped by that twist. I remember seeing that one
it came out and Kevin Costner and was it wasn't
Sheen Hackman in the Yes, Yeah, that was a terrific one.
And Sean Young was in that.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Sean Young and I don't understand why they don't have those.
They don't have the crying game on this list. That
was a big deal back then. That was quite a twist,
you could say that again.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Maybe not the kind of twist you want to see
while you're watching the movie with your whole family, but see,
that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It was something that had never been done. It was
a complete shock to everyone. Now in today's world, maybe
not so much, but back then, by all means.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Now what they do have on this list? Fight Club?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, I don't know, Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah, that was solid. Yeah,
I would pick Memento over Fight Club.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's just me. Well, I mean put it in there too.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, Empire strikes back.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I guess, Wait, what's the twist in that? I am
your father?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Okay, all right, and you just kissed your sister with
your tongue down her throat. Oh, Okay, Anyhow, the sixth sense,
I suppose.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
That's kind of what the Russian judges will mark you
down if you don't include the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That was the twist that but for me, and I
said this the first time I saw the movie, and
I've said it every time since, and I've rewatched it
to confirm my suspicions. All the dead people in the
movie were held to one rule, like they were in
the same state as when they died, with the exception
of Bruce Willis, who changed clothes like three four times.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So this is a wardrobe based critique that you're in from. No.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
But I'm saying, once you create the rules in the movie,
I expect you to adhere to them, you're not. Really
it's not a misdirection when you're not playing by your own.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Rules that you set up. Dead people stay as they are.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Bruce Willis changed clothes, so there's no reason to think
that he's one of the dead people.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I think the biggest twist in that movie was that
it was essentially the only trick that director had in
his bag.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I thought the Village was a decent trick, improbable, but
still a decent trick.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Reasonable people can disagree on that one. I got to
the end of that and thought, okay, what about Psycho Magnificent?
In fact, I just rewatched Psycho for the first time
in a really long time recently. It is just a
stone cold masterpiece. So we agree with some of this list,
but not all of this list. It's not as bad
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as the best Neighborhood list. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's not saying much.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, but there are a lot of movies with plot
twists that I would have much rather had on this list.
I would have never put get Out on this list.
It says to me, like, you only started watching movies
in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I like get Out, but it doesn't belong on this list. Yeah,
that's my point. Like you said, it wasn't a plot twist.
It was pretty good, but it wasn't a plot twist. No,
it wasn't like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
No, it's like, oh that's interesting, that's a news story,
but it wasn't a plot twist.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Anyhow, we're right, they're wrong. Mark.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Why don't you do your list one time? Well, I
didn't have any time to prep so I didn't have
any I'm saying in the future. We are to get
your list of the greatest plot twists ever.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah, sure thing, no sweat.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It's Later with Mo Kelly, CAFI AM six forty. We
are live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. We have your
horoscope when we come back.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six FORTYFIM six forty.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's Later with Mo Kelly, Live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
And here is your weekly horoscope for this week. Aries.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
You'll feel unstoppable this month, but that enthusiasm will only
work in your favor as long as you channel it
into productive tasks rather than challenging everyone to impromptu arm
wrestling matches. Your fiery energy will propel you forward like
a rocket on a mission. Just don't forget to tie
your shoelaces before you sprint towards greatness.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Taurus.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Your determination will reach epic proportions this month, especially when
it comes to defending your deeply held beliefs like the
sanctity of weekend brunch. Embrace your stubborn streak, but considered
compromising on the pineapple on pizza debate. It's not worth
losing friends over the hell it isn't do not compromise
with fruit on pizzas.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I've got some of the refrigerator right now that you
I'll share with you. That's got some pineapple.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I don't I don't eat leftovers, and I definitely don't
touch pizza with pineapple on it.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
No olives, though, which I know will be disappointing for you.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
That's a hell hell no, but pineapple's hell no, Jim
and I, since we're talking to you, Mark Ronner. Your
ability to multitask will reach new heights this month, as
you handle your to do list with the precision of
a synchronized swimmer in a shark tank. Be ready to
defend yourself with confidence when you end up accidentally replying
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to your boss with a not other not another stupid
meeting that could have been an email?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Mean, I don't like this. Is there any mention in
the horoscope about requiring a xenex? Nope? Okay, nope, all
right it is.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
What it is cancer that would be Stephan. Your sensitivity
reaches new levels this month, whether you find yourself misty
eyed over a heartwarming pet adoption video or full blown
ugly crying while watching a particularly sentimental episode of The
Walking Dead, go ahead and embrace your emotional side. Just
remember crying over spilled coffee is only acceptable when it's
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a double shot latte.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Leo.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Your charisma will be off the charts this month, but
so will your tendency to accidentally hit reply all, so
proceed with caution. Your natural charm and magnetic personality are superpowers,
but just remember that not everyone appreciates unsolicited autographs. Virgo,
your perfectionist tendencies will go unmatched this month as you
(29:42):
fully embrace your inner Monica Geller and go all in
on alphabetizing your spice rack according to their molecular weights.
Beware of over analyzing your pets horoscope. It's just a
goldfish Libra. Balance is the name of the game this
month as you navigate the delicate art of compromise. Remember
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moderation is important in everything except when it comes to dessert.
Embrace your diplomatic nature, but stands strong in negotiations over
who gets control of the TV remote.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Do they have TV remotes anymore? Yeah? I just use
my phone. I use the app on my phone. No,
the Apple. We have a remote for the TV to
control all? Yeah? Okay, yeah, you use your phone to
control the TV.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yes, I do have the Roku app on my phone,
and I also have the Google TV app on my
phone to control the TV.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
That's too much, too much for your phone? Yeah, that's
one app. Give me the app in my hand. I
have to separate app from TV. Yeah, separation of the
two has to be I don't see why, but okay,
whatever works for you.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
And I can also have it where I can feed
the audio from the TV into my phone if I
just want to listen in headphones.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
It's very I've got the Amazon firestick, which I like
to use while eating pineapple on pizza.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
King heretic scorpio.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Here you go, Twala, Your mysterious aura will intrigue everyone
this month. Just remember, lurking in shadows can be creepy.
It might lead to a misunderstanding with law enforcement. Channel
your intensity into meaningful connections and resist the urge to
freak out the office intern with cryptic messages. It's less
film Noir, more awkward HR meeting. Wow. That says a
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lot about you, Twala. I think a lot less of
you now. I'm disappointed. Sagittarius is me adventure awaits me
this month, promising excitement and spontaneous moments. But heads up,
impromptu dance offs in the grocery store may not end
as well as they do in your imagination. You're going
to break a hip, I'm gonna start break dancing. Embrace
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the thrill of adventure. When your wanderlust leads you to
accidentally book a flight to the wrong continent.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
You're getting renditioned or deported one of the two six
o one half a dozen tomato. Tomato, Capricorn, your ambitious
nature will propel you towards success this month.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Just make sure to wear your lucky socks to all meetings.
You never know when they might tip the scales in
your favor. Avoid overthinking your morning coffee choice. It's not
a thesis topic, Aquarius. Your innovative spirit is on overdrive
this month, whether you're scribbling genius concepts on the back
of napkins or discussing quantum physics with the neighbor's cat.
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Lean into your eccentricity and challenge the status quo. Just
be sure to touch down to Earth before the aliens
recruit you as their new leader. Pisces, where do you
find this stuff? Tala?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Pisce's.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Your whimsical nature is on full display this month, as
your imagination is like a wild ocean swirling with fantastical
ideas and dreams. Whether you're doodling unicorns in the margins
of your meeting notes or daydreaming about starting a commune
for retired circus animals, let your creativity flow freely. Beware
of getting lost in thought while grocery shopping. You might
accidentally bring home a lama instead of milk. Yeah, and
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that's your horoscope for this week. Yes, I learned a lot. Actually,
what did you learn? I learned I may need to
leave the office interns alone.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Have you learned nothing since this METO movement started? Look, no,
not not sending any angry emails. Definitely will not be
saying that's been my issue. I have sent some angry
emails in my lifetime, and I've tried the whole backspace, backspace, backspace, delete, delete, delete,
leave the computer, come back later and then reformulate your thoughts,
(33:56):
and I still write the same angry ass email.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
It's it, and it makes me feel so much better.
It just does.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
It may in the moment be you always want to
wait to hit send with it in one of those
flame on the job email for me.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, less film, noir, more awkward HR meeting. I'm like, oh, okay,
don't send that email. Yeah, Twalla's seen me send some
angry emails. They have been good. I've been good. Oh
they've been some sportchers.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
When I sent them, it's like, yeah, I told that mother,
thought exactly where I stand next time I notice the mom.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Can you give me a call?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
We need to talk to this email that you sent
to everyone in the company, including the president.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
No lie, Yeah, we're all a big fan of that.
Can you talk? Yes, Yes, you got a moment and
I neie to talk to you. You know who that is? Right,
you got a moment.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
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Bo' kelly Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. And you
probably heard Mark Ronner report earlier that Epei Mitsuhara, the
former interpreter for Shohei Otani, well he was supposed to
surrender to federal agents today and then be taken to
federal prison, but there was a delay. And you may
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remember from the story that Mitsuhara was found guilty, Actually
he pleaded guilty in an illegal gambling case where he
stole millions of dollars from Shohei Otani. He was sentenced
to four years and nine months in prison in order
to pay eighteen million dollars in restitution. And this is
a perfect example because we know the generalities of the story,
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but this is a perfect example of the inherent inequities
of the justice system. Now, I can show you people
who've stolen seventeen thousand dollars and they'll get thirty years
in prison in state prison. And then you have someone
here who steals seventeen million dollars and he won't even
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get five years in prison. There's something wrong with that,
but that's another discussion for another day. Federal prosecutors claim
that Mizuhar lost substantial amounts of money after placing bets
through an illegal sports bookie back in September of twenty
twenty one, and Otani's primary translator back then started wiring
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money from Otani's checking account in November of twenty twenty
one and continued the unauthorized transfers until January twenty twenty four.
Investigator said, he stole about seventeen million. For me, there
will always be one question, one simple question, and that
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is how is it Ibahara? Excuse me, Misuhara, who was
only an interpreter. He was not his financier, He was
not his manager, He was not anyone who was considered
his accountant. How he had access to Otani's money of
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that great sum over the years up to seventeen million?
Was he a signature on his account? We never heard
about that. We never heard how he was actually able
to move money from account to account or move it
to a place that Mitsuhara had actual control over it
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and can then use it for betting on sports in
an illicit and illegal manner? You know, was he using cash?
How is he paying off these debts. If at all,
how is he funding these bets? We never heard how
he was able to do it. Only as an interpret
If you told me that he was his accountant, then
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I'd be more inclined to believe it. If you told
me that he was somehow as money manager, then I'd
be more inclined to believe it. That Otani did not know.
And I know, at the border of conspiracy theory, I'm saying,
I don't understand how it was possible. And all the
stories that I've seen it just said that Mitzuhara stole
the money from Otani.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well, how did he manage to steal it?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
There has to be some paper trail, right, There has
to be some way that you can tell me that
Misuhara actually move the money without Otani's knowledge or without
his assistance more expressly, But it'll just be another one
of those unsolved mysteries that will be up there with
Bigfoot and Lockness, monster will We'll just never know. But
(03:51):
I do know this, and this goes back to thinking
like a criminal that Mark and I had talked about.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I do know this.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
If I were ever to steal an amount of money,
I am sure that I would go the federal route
and make sure I commit a federal crime and not
a state crime, just for the sentencing as it is.
And also this, if you steal seventeen million dollars and
obviously you've lost that money because you were making these
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bets and obviously losing them most of the time, or
at least according to what we've been told, how are
you supposed to pay eighteen million dollars in restitution? How
is that even possible? What are you supposed to do?
Work that money off? Where are you supposed to get
that money from? Because clearly, if he had it, he
would have given it back and he's not going to
be making any money in prison, with the exception of
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I don't know, making license plates or something. How is
it mean, Mark, you may know this because you worked
the crime beat. How is someone supposed to pay that
level of restitution?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It's never going to happen, that's the short answer. I
don't know what you think. The average annual income of
a prison worker is four dollars a year.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It ain't high. It's not in the million. Yeah, but
I'm saying, but obviously that's a part of the sentence.
And if you don't pay it.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Is there no penalty, there's no interest, there's no violation
of parole.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Well, you're under the thumb of the Justice Department for
the rest of your life the prison system.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, I'm just trying to think.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But they also said that they will be deporting him
at the end of his sentence.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Oh, I didn't see that. Yes, they're going to be
deporting as hard that's a thing now, that's the new trend.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, they're going to send him back to Japan. And
I'm thinking, does that mean that he's off the hook?
You know, it's not like it's going to be extradition
because they're deporting him. They're putting him out of the country.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Well, you have to bear in mind that some sentences
are for symbolic value, or like when they give somebody
multiple life sentences or you know, one hundred years in
prison or something like that, it's to make a point.
You don't you do not steal from rich people in
the United States. Do you understand that, mom?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, But it's like they're sending a mixed message. If
you don't steal from rich people in the United States.
The penalty, as far as the prison term, I'm thinking,
would be longer than four years and nine months.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
At least he didn't set a tesl on fire. Oh
that's a bridge too far. That's the best of terrorism.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But you know, when it all is said and done,
Misuhara I think got off easy from what we know
four years and nine months, and honestly, if I were
in the same position, Not that I would recommend stealing
seventeen million I'm saying, but if I were, for whatever reasons,
I would just go ahead and turn myself in early.
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I don't understand what the delay is for. It's like, look,
take me now, let me start the sentence. Let's get
this clock going, because it's already been I don't know,
four or five months at least that they were waiting
for him to actually report to prison, and even now
they've had another delay.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I feel like there's a lot we don't know that
maybe we'll find out. No, there clearly is a lot
that we don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I just don't know why all the secrecy for something
that should already been put to bed. As far as
the sentence, the date he was supposed to appear to
be taken into custody, and that's been further delayed. I
don't know what else could be adjudicated at this point.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, maybe he's got some sort of Matt Murdoch type
lawyer who made a deal with him at the last minute. Yeah,
I don't I wouldn't want to delay anything. It's like, okay,
I got four years and nine months, let's not delay
a month.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Let me just go ahead and start. Now, take me
to Club Fed. Now start the timer. Let's get this
thing going, because the sooner we start, the sooner we finish.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Did the story that you read specify what kind of
joint he's getting sent to.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No, it does not say okay, no. Maybe they're still
trying to negotiate that. But I don't know what leverage
Mitsuhara would have to justify getting an easier Club Fed location.
I'm thinking zero. It's later with Mo Kelly forty. We
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You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Let's talk about some of the best neighborhoods to live
in the United States. And this was brought to us
by Niche, a research and ranking platform. It releases a
report every year that weighs data from the Census Bureau FBI, Noah,
the Niche Local Survey, and other sources to rank more
than twelve thousand communities across the country and in the
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top fifty. They're not a lot of neighborhoods from California
as you might imagine. In fact, at number thirty seven
is mid City. They were number twenty two last year,
so they're working their way down the list.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And that's about it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So let's go into the top ten neighborhoods in America
according to Niche, coming in at number ten, Johns Creek,
which is in Fulton County, Atlanta area of Georgia. Coming
in at number nine, Madison, which is a part of
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Madison County in the Huntsville area.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Number eight.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Neighborhood in Fultein County, also in the Atlanta area. And
these are the best neighborhoods in America according to Niche.
I've visited these places. I think I've probably driven through them,
but they weren't memorable to me. Coming in at number seven,
this is just for you, Mark Ronner. Are you familiar
(10:23):
with Carmel somewhat?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Isn't that where Clint Eastwood used to be mayor Hamilton
County and Indianapolis area? Oh yeah, okay, yeah, this this
list is garbage.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Okay, what are the criteria?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh look, it just compiled data from FBI, Census, Bureau
of Noah, and other sources to rank them.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
You know, I got no place in Indiana is going
to be on any best neighborhood list.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
This is insane. Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Number six, also for you, Mark.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
South Union in King County. That's a fun area.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's a cool area Seattle for those who don't, it's
right smack in the middle of Seattle. And it's it's
not overly you know, muscafied or bezosified quite yet. But
I haven't been there in a few years, so it
may be like that's the area. When I was coming
to work in the morning at the Seattle Times, I'd
still see the hookers walking home around eight am.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Oh okay, I mean, what more could you ask for?
Discounts peak on, please move and move along, Thank you
very much. It's going to be back.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Number five City Center in Santa Monica. This is California's
only real entrant in the top ten. I'll tell you
that right now. And I didn't and it was number
four oh four last year, no exaggeration. So it's jumped
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up a good three hundred and ninety nine spots.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
What are they doing, I don't know. Maybe more hookers,
I don't know. Free refills, I mean, not with the
I never mind, buy one, get one free.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Number four Harbor Island in Hillsboro County. This is the
Tampa area in Florida. Nothing in Florida, no way, This
list is not legit. Number three of the best neighborhoods
in America, according to niche who, I've never heard of
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Chesterbrook neighborhood in Chester County, Philadelphia.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I don't know anything about it. Yeah, you have no
reference for well you played, mister Rogers. That's got to
be near what Pittsburgh, right? Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
By the way, some trivia about mister Rogers Fred Fred
George Romero the Night of the Living Dead zombie guy.
He and his crew were all employees on the Mister
Rogers show. I did not know that. I didn't know
that mister Rogers had a horror tie in. That's the
pedigree for you. I'll leave that alone. Ah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
And coming in at number two of the best neighborhoods
in America, Atlantic Station, which is in Fulton County in
the Atlanta area. I didn't know there was such great
neighborhoods in the Atlanta area.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Yeah, the books are cooked on this. Yeah, we've both
been to Atlanta, Yes we have. This is not plausible.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I mean there's there's a nice neighborhood here or there,
like Buckhead, but I would not say Atlanta proper, or
even in the cities or you know, municipalities right around Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I want a forensic audit of everyone involved in this list.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't think you want that because it will turn
up what you think it will turn up.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, this is crooked. Coming in at.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Number one, the number one neighborhood in all of America.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
According to Niche.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Colonial Village, which is in Arlington County, is right on
the border of Washington, d C. In Arlington, Virginia. I
think that they're better neighborhoods in Washington, d C. Than
Colonial Village. But hey, whatever, this list is trash anyhow,
so it might as well be trash.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
At number one, yeah, I think most.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Of the list is what is like the highest number
of people who think pro wrestling is real?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It's true, it's true. Notable numbers on this list. I'm
trying to think of anything that I even recognize. Now,
there's forty eight coming in. Number forty eight is University South,
which is in Santa Clara County, San Francisco area.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
I call BS on that and that's about it. From California.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, there's the Ho Ho Couse in Bergen County, New
York City area.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Never heard of Oho Coose. How do you spell that ho?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, apostrophe, yeah, ho, hyphen ho hyphen kus. That's a
made up name. Look, all I can tell you is
that's what it says. Mount Pleasant comes in at number thirty.
That's in DC. Yes, that is a very nice neighborhood.
I will vouch for that one, Brentwood, not the one
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in la in Saint Louis comes in at number twenty seven.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Okay, Missouri.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, have you ever heard of Innsbrook as in like Richmond.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
No, just the one in Austria.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, there's Cambridge Port coming in at number twenty two
in the Boston area. Maybe possibly most of these places
I've never heard of. Maybe that's why they keep everyone out. Yeah,
they're just random places that no one's ever heard of.
There you go, the top fifty places best neighborhoods to
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live in America according to Niche who we've never heard of.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I think we just debunked it. Let's all move to
ho ho couse. That's that's like, that's a that's not
a no.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Let's look it up real quick before we go to break.
That's not a town name. It's an insult you hurl
at somebody on the street. You're a ho ho couse.
It's a borough in New Jersey. It says, all right,
it's a premier town in New Jersey. Was among the
first municipalities in New Jersey to deliver a fully compliant
water delivery system.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
That's its claim to fame. It has a population of
forty two hundred and fifty eight. And that's it.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, because what I thought of when you were about
to say the name, I thought Hoboken, New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Maybe maybe I oh, that's like a town, like a
spinoff from that. It's twenty miles from New York City
in New Jersey's fifth congressional district, so it's New York adjacent.
It's rich in history. It's name derived from its proud
Native American origins. The indigenous people who inhabited the land
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that became ho Ho Coos were the Lenny.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Okay, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Even going to try to pronounce that because I'll just
offend someone get to Wala to pronounce it. No, he's
worse than me. That's why I asked, So there you go. Originally,
ho ho Kus was part of East Jersey. In sixteen
eighty four, of the colonies split into two provinces, East
and West, and sixteen eighty two, East Jersey divided into
four counties, Bergen, Essex, Middlesex, and Monmouth.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I think ho ho Kus is one of those new
words you're not going to be allowed to say at
La City Hall.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You're listening to later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Welcome to MO on the Movies. Don't be ridiculous, darling.
It's no on the movies, not a chance.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Who doesn't like a good movie twist? Slash Film list
the fifteen best movie plot twists of all time, according
to slash Film and Mark Runner. Let me just say
right now, is gonna make you very very angry, very angry?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
You think? Yes? Why do you think so?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Because I look at some of these movies and I think, Okay,
this is recency bias, and you haven't seen a lot
of movies.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Okay, perfect. Now.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
You didn't tell me about this before we got on
the air, so I don't have any alternate list or
anything on my own.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
So you're just gonna spring this stuff, yes, And I
just want your natural response, that's all. I'm not going
to do this in any particular order. Primal Fear nineteen
ninety Richard gear barely remember that?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Is that the one that Edward Norton who let me
let me get IMDb up here. I think I remember
the movie you're talking about?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, and I don't. Yes, Yes, Edward Norton. Well, the
twist is just that he turns out to be the
bad guy in correct? Correct? Yeah, so what exactly? Atonement?
Oh that's really good. Atonement's terrific. Okay, so you're okay
with that one? Have you seen it? No? I haven't.
It's worth a watch, all right, Chinatown, I'll allow it.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
One of the all time greatest, the great Jerry Goldsmith score.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Do you remember Christopher Nolan's The Prestige, Yeah, also Musician
Magnificent movie.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Yeah, there was that one I really liked. There were
two that came out around the same time that were
a lot the same and Edward Norton was in the
other one of those. The Prestige is the better of
the two.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Yes, And that has a twist where the musician actually,
excuse me, the magician actually has a clone that he's
using to.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Do the trick well novel drowning trick.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, many of them, and each each time it's a
new iteration of him. And so at the end of
the movie you see these scores and scores of corpses
of the same person.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeap.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah, it's a real shocker, and I'm glad we could
ruin it for everybody. Just well, but that's the whole point.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I mean, we're telling you these movies are not new,
the exception of movies like get Out. I don't know
how get Out I got on this list. I don't
think that was a great twist. It was just, oh,
that's that's different. Yeah, yes, I don't agree this one.
I agree with plot twists. The nineteen sixty eight Planet
of the Apes Statue of Liberty Oh.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
One of the all time best from an original script
by Rod Serling, although I don't think he did the
final one.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
But yeah, terrific. We'll agree with that one. What about
in Cities? What exactly Dennis viitten with? No, what's the
title in Cities? I n ce n d I s
I don't know that one? Yeah either do I? So
it can't be all that great. How about Old Boy?
(21:09):
I know you know Old Boy?
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, that's got kind of a sick twist. Uh. Do
you want to spoil it? Go ahead? No, go ahead,
I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Well, if you're sure you want me to spoil it, well,
I believe that the I believe well, I haven't seen
the remake with Brolin, I saw the original one. I
believe that the X con winds up having an affair
with somebody who turns out to be his daughter.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
O well nest o O ouch. Yeah. Did you ever
see The Others? Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I did, and I loved it. And that was a
twist I did not see coming. And I'll say this
since I was just ruining it the others like you,
you know you're watching a horror movie. You know, you're
watching a ghost story, and then it's revealed at the
end that the central characters are the ghosts, but you're
only looking at it through the ghosts eyes. They think
they're being haunted when they're actually haunting the house.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah. And it was in the tradition of those really
good Gothic stories like The Turn of the Screw and
The Innocence the Debor Car movie. The Others is really good,
saw the original Don't Get out of Here.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
The plot twist was the killer was sitting on the
floor the whole time.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah what please? Okay? Yeah, he was chilling. He was
motionless with all these.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Brains hanging out, like, oh yeah, that's you know, you
don't expect that. But after that, it wasn't good, but
that one was good. One that I have that should
be on the list is a movie called imposter with
Gary Sonise.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
I'm not sure I've seen that. Are you serious? I
am so surprised.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Is in two thousand and one had Madeline Stove Vincent
Dianafrio in the future and alien race has infiltrated Earth
and they're trying and the cloned people, if you will,
and there's a way they're trying to figure out who
is human and who's not human.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I think it's a Philip K. Dick story.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I now that you mention it. I probably did see it,
but I sure didn't retain much of it.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
As it turned out, throughout the whole movie, Gary Sonise
is being persecuted because everyone thinks that he's an imposter
and these clones don't know that they are actually impostors,
and when they find out, they're like self detonate, And
it's not until the end that you realize Gary Sonise
is actually the impostor the whole time. You know what
also needs to be on this list and it's not
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no way out Kevin Coster.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Oh yeah, that's a really good twist. That's a great twist.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
It's one of those things where like it was in
front of you the whole damn time.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You just didn't want to believe it. Yeah, everybody got
jaw dropped by that twist. I remember seeing that one
it came out and Kevin Costner and was it wasn't
Sheen Hackman in the Yes, Yeah, that was a terrific one.
And Sean Young was in that.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Sean Young and I don't understand why they don't have those.
They don't have the crying game on this list. That
was a big deal back then. That was quite a twist,
you could say that again.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Maybe not the kind of twist you want to see
while you're watching the movie with your whole family, but see,
that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
It was something that had never been done. It was
a complete shock to everyone. Now in today's world, maybe
not so much, but back then, by all means.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Now what they do have on this list? Fight Club?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yeah, I don't know, Yeah, yeah, maybe, yeah, that was solid. Yeah,
I would pick Memento over Fight Club.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's just me. Well, I mean put it in there too.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, Empire strikes back.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I guess, Wait, what's the twist in that? I am
your father?
Speaker 6 (24:48):
Okay, all right, and you just kissed your sister with
your tongue down her throat. Oh, Okay, Anyhow, the sixth sense,
I suppose.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
That's kind of what the Russian judges will mark you
down if you don't include the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
That was the twist that but for me, and I
said this the first time I saw the movie, and
I've said it every time since, and I've rewatched it
to confirm my suspicions. All the dead people in the
movie were held to one rule, like they were in
the same state as when they died, with the exception
of Bruce Willis, who changed clothes like three four times.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
So this is a wardrobe based critique that you're in from. No.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
But I'm saying, once you create the rules in the movie,
I expect you to adhere to them, you're not. Really
it's not a misdirection when you're not playing by your own.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Rules that you set up. Dead people stay as they are.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Bruce Willis changed clothes, so there's no reason to think
that he's one of the dead people.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I think the biggest twist in that movie was that
it was essentially the only trick that director had in
his bag.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I thought the Village was a decent trick, improbable, but
still a decent trick.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Reasonable people can disagree on that one. I got to
the end of that and thought, okay, what about Psycho Magnificent?
In fact, I just rewatched Psycho for the first time
in a really long time recently. It is just a
stone cold masterpiece. So we agree with some of this list,
but not all of this list. It's not as bad
(26:24):
as the best Neighborhood list. I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
That's not saying much.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, but there are a lot of movies with plot
twists that I would have much rather had on this list.
I would have never put get Out on this list.
It says to me, like, you only started watching movies
in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I like get Out, but it doesn't belong on this list. Yeah,
that's my point. Like you said, it wasn't a plot twist.
It was pretty good, but it wasn't a plot twist. No,
it wasn't like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
No, it's like, oh that's interesting, that's a news story,
but it wasn't a plot twist.
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Anyhow, we're right, they're wrong. Mark.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Why don't you do your list one time? Well, I
didn't have any time to prep so I didn't have
any I'm saying in the future. We are to get
your list of the greatest plot twists ever.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah, sure thing, no sweat.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
It's Later with Mo Kelly, CAFI AM six forty. We
are live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. We have your
horoscope when we come back.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
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KFI AM six FORTYFIM six forty.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's Later with Mo Kelly, Live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
And here is your weekly horoscope for this week. Aries.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
You'll feel unstoppable this month, but that enthusiasm will only
work in your favor as long as you channel it
into productive tasks rather than challenging everyone to impromptu arm
wrestling matches. Your fiery energy will propel you forward like
a rocket on a mission. Just don't forget to tie
your shoelaces before you sprint towards greatness.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Taurus.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Your determination will reach epic proportions this month, especially when
it comes to defending your deeply held beliefs like the
sanctity of weekend brunch. Embrace your stubborn streak, but considered
compromising on the pineapple on pizza debate. It's not worth
losing friends over the hell it isn't do not compromise
with fruit on pizzas.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
I've got some of the refrigerator right now that you
I'll share with you. That's got some pineapple.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I don't I don't eat leftovers, and I definitely don't
touch pizza with pineapple on it.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
No olives, though, which I know will be disappointing for you.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
That's a hell hell no, but pineapple's hell no, Jim
and I, since we're talking to you, Mark Ronner. Your
ability to multitask will reach new heights this month, as
you handle your to do list with the precision of
a synchronized swimmer in a shark tank. Be ready to
defend yourself with confidence when you end up accidentally replying
(28:42):
to your boss with a not other not another stupid
meeting that could have been an email?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Mean, I don't like this. Is there any mention in
the horoscope about requiring a xenex? Nope? Okay, nope, all
right it is.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
What it is cancer that would be Stephan. Your sensitivity
reaches new levels this month, whether you find yourself misty
eyed over a heartwarming pet adoption video or full blown
ugly crying while watching a particularly sentimental episode of The
Walking Dead, go ahead and embrace your emotional side. Just
remember crying over spilled coffee is only acceptable when it's
(29:19):
a double shot latte.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Leo.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Your charisma will be off the charts this month, but
so will your tendency to accidentally hit reply all, so
proceed with caution. Your natural charm and magnetic personality are superpowers,
but just remember that not everyone appreciates unsolicited autographs. Virgo,
your perfectionist tendencies will go unmatched this month as you
(29:42):
fully embrace your inner Monica Geller and go all in
on alphabetizing your spice rack according to their molecular weights.
Beware of over analyzing your pets horoscope. It's just a
goldfish Libra. Balance is the name of the game this
month as you navigate the delicate art of compromise. Remember
(30:03):
moderation is important in everything except when it comes to dessert.
Embrace your diplomatic nature, but stands strong in negotiations over
who gets control of the TV remote.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Do they have TV remotes anymore? Yeah? I just use
my phone. I use the app on my phone. No,
the Apple. We have a remote for the TV to
control all? Yeah? Okay, yeah, you use your phone to
control the TV.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yes, I do have the Roku app on my phone,
and I also have the Google TV app on my
phone to control the TV.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
That's too much, too much for your phone? Yeah, that's
one app. Give me the app in my hand. I
have to separate app from TV. Yeah, separation of the
two has to be I don't see why, but okay,
whatever works for you.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
And I can also have it where I can feed
the audio from the TV into my phone if I
just want to listen in headphones.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
It's very I've got the Amazon firestick, which I like
to use while eating pineapple on pizza.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
King heretic scorpio.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Here you go, Twala, Your mysterious aura will intrigue everyone
this month. Just remember, lurking in shadows can be creepy.
It might lead to a misunderstanding with law enforcement. Channel
your intensity into meaningful connections and resist the urge to
freak out the office intern with cryptic messages. It's less
film Noir, more awkward HR meeting. Wow. That says a
(31:38):
lot about you, Twala. I think a lot less of
you now. I'm disappointed. Sagittarius is me adventure awaits me
this month, promising excitement and spontaneous moments. But heads up,
impromptu dance offs in the grocery store may not end
as well as they do in your imagination. You're going
to break a hip, I'm gonna start break dancing. Embrace
(32:01):
the thrill of adventure. When your wanderlust leads you to
accidentally book a flight to the wrong continent.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
You're getting renditioned or deported one of the two six
o one half a dozen tomato. Tomato, Capricorn, your ambitious
nature will propel you towards success this month.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Just make sure to wear your lucky socks to all meetings.
You never know when they might tip the scales in
your favor. Avoid overthinking your morning coffee choice. It's not
a thesis topic, Aquarius. Your innovative spirit is on overdrive
this month, whether you're scribbling genius concepts on the back
of napkins or discussing quantum physics with the neighbor's cat.
(32:42):
Lean into your eccentricity and challenge the status quo. Just
be sure to touch down to Earth before the aliens
recruit you as their new leader. Pisces, where do you
find this stuff? Tala?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Pisce's.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Your whimsical nature is on full display this month, as
your imagination is like a wild ocean swirling with fantastical
ideas and dreams. Whether you're doodling unicorns in the margins
of your meeting notes or daydreaming about starting a commune
for retired circus animals, let your creativity flow freely. Beware
of getting lost in thought while grocery shopping. You might
accidentally bring home a lama instead of milk. Yeah, and
(33:21):
that's your horoscope for this week. Yes, I learned a lot. Actually,
what did you learn? I learned I may need to
leave the office interns alone.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
What is this?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Have you learned nothing since this METO movement started? Look, no,
not not sending any angry emails. Definitely will not be
saying that's been my issue. I have sent some angry
emails in my lifetime, and I've tried the whole backspace, backspace, backspace, delete, delete, delete,
leave the computer, come back later and then reformulate your thoughts,
(33:56):
and I still write the same angry ass email.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
It's it, and it makes me feel so much better.
It just does.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
It may in the moment be you always want to
wait to hit send with it in one of those
flame on the job email for me.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yeah, less film, noir, more awkward HR meeting. I'm like, oh, okay,
don't send that email. Yeah, Twalla's seen me send some
angry emails. They have been good. I've been good. Oh
they've been some sportchers.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
When I sent them, it's like, yeah, I told that mother,
thought exactly where I stand next time I notice the mom.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Can you give me a call?
Speaker 2 (34:30):
We need to talk to this email that you sent
to everyone in the company, including the president.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
No lie, Yeah, we're all a big fan of that.
Can you talk? Yes, Yes, you got a moment and
I neie to talk to you. You know who that is? Right,
you got a moment.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
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