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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes Later with Mo Kelly, We are live everywhere on
the iHeartRadio app Let's go be on the box Score
with Jackie Ray, who joins me.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Good evening, Jackie Ray.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Good evening, Good to be here.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I saw this story and I forwarded on to you,
talking about how cal matters wanted to reach out to
the public universities here in California and get a sense
of the nil name, image and likeness that Division one athletes,
the amount of money that they were receiving at these
various universities, and to make a long story short, not
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only were the universities not forthcoming, there was almost no
information made available at all. For example, three hundred and
ninety thousand dollars to Jalen Tyson, a former basketball guard
at UC Berkeley, a non sports school.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
For the most part, right, I.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Don't even know who Jalen Tyson is was as a
basketball player, no disrespect. Three thousand dollars to UCLA gymnast
and Olympic gold medal winner Jordan Childs. I'm guessing she
probably got more than three thousand dollars three hundred and
ninety dollars to Makai May's, a former cal State long
beach sprinter. Probably not on my radar. I say all
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this to say, if the universities are this not forthcoming
with the information about NIL deals, I have to imagine
that Jordan Childs made more than three thousand dollars, is
Olympic gold medalist and the UCLA gymnast. I have to
imagine that someone on the UCLA men's basketball team got
something from an NIL deal.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
What did you make of the non disclosures?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
When I saw Jordan Childs and three thousand dollars, that
instantly sent up the somebody is lying flag because there's
just no way, especially you can't win, but two time
gold medal winner and then she's been in the World Champion,
she's beautiful. She definitely can promote your brand. I think
sometimes people forget that's what NIL can do. We're seeing
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a lot of there's an LSU gymnast, forgive me, I
can't remember her name right now, but there's an ls yes,
and she's constantly on her Instagram doing a cartwheel and
somebody's apparel, So she's getting a deal from that.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Jordan child's is very beautiful.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
She can flip's, she can do some makeup, so there's
no way that I'm buying that she didn't have any
other endorsements. And for you to your point, I had
to look up Jalen Like and he was drafted in
the first round to the Cleveland Cavaliers and he's doing okay,
you know, but that's not the nature of NCAA sports
right now. We don't really know the guys like that,
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we really because they just they're kind of won and done,
so it's not a thing. So I definitely and shout
out to cow Matters because they definitely kind of buried
the lead in that story. But they did they were
forthcoming and saying they were not transparent. They answered questions,
but they were not transparent about the amounts.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
And I'm not sure why that is.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
You know, in my head, I can see there's going
to be certain sports that are going to do great,
you know, men's basketball, women's basketball, that's going to do
great as far as endorsement, and then it's going to
trickle down from there. Are they trying to protect the kids,
maybe not have kids' feelings? Get why aren't they forthcoming
this is California. This is California, then, one of the
entertainment capitals of the world.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
These kids are making some money off of nil deal.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And not only that.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And part of the reason why the nil deals matter
is because with this what I call open free agency,
in which the transfer portal, you can have students athletes
transferring to a different university every single year. You kind
of know if someone's going to stay at a university,
it is financially worthwhile for them to stay at a university.
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Don't tell me that Jordan Child's is only worth three
thousand dollars to the University of California, Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm not buying that.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So it says to me, if you're not forthcoming over
something which is legal, right, what we're not talking about,
you know, the one hundred dollars handshakes. We're talking about
the stuff that is legal about board And I know
USC private university. But someone like Caleb Williams, who is
the number one overall draft pick and Heisman Trophy winner,
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he was making more than two million a year, right,
I know. These other athletes got to be making hundreds
of thousands of dollars a year.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yeah, and that was the confusing part to me because
I could almost see if the school was was getting
their boosters to raise the money. But they could do that,
that's happened in other schools. I'm like, there's no reason
to not be forthcoming about how much it only benefits
your school. If cal Mathers calls you and says how
much of your kids making and you could say, our
kids are getting paid over here, that's only going to
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help your stockpile right with other kids looking So I
have no idea why the transparency didn't happen.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What this Also, these are just questions which the article
in cal matter. It's just inspired me. This makes me
wonder what under the table dealings are going on even still,
which are outside the boundaries of what is supposed to
be just you know, open season. As far as paying money.
You can have boosters paying money. Yes, you're supposed to
document it, but boosters can do it. You can have
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actual businesses approaching athletes and doing sponsorship deals. There's not
too much you can't do, right, So what is it
that you're afraid of?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
And that was my entire thing because at first I
was like, well, I could see them being fearful and
saying the boosters. But then I was like, oh again,
they can do that. So unless to your point, because
I can't think of an illegal situation when you are
literally given this free for all to raise money for
your kids in any way, I can't think of anything.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Illegal that they would be doing.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
But this, if I was an investigator, this would peauk
my interest and now I would have to do a
deep dive into every school that was not transparent because what.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Are you hiding is tax evasion? Like what is happening?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
See that's a great point.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That's a great point because if you list that Jordan
Childs only made three thousand dollars, and I'm assuming that's
what the university is reporting, that's the logical leap I'm
going to make. Then Jordan Childs only has to in
theory pay taxes on three thousand dollars. But if all
this is not above board and you have athletes like
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a Caleb Williams, I'm not trying to sully his name.
I'm just saying someone who we all kind of know
from southern California made millions of dollars in college and
they're not paying taxes on that money, or it's not
being declared to the university.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yes, then you have a different type of problem, And that.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Would make more sense than not being forthright, because evidently
they're telling the university saying one thing to the irs,
and obviously the general public knows better.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Right and listen, I would tell the universities to be
very careful, tread very lightly, because there's going to be
that one kid that has parents like mine and the
university is telling them, hey, you only made three thousand
when you know you made one point five million.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Meanwhile, my mom and dad are over.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
My soldier saying, don't you let them tell that lie
on you. You better file this right before the government
comes and gets you, right, and that's just going to
expose you. So if that's what's happening, which is the
only thing I could think of, that is going to
get really muddy very quickly.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
When we come back, I have to talk about my
favorite player in not just college basketball, women's college basketball,
but college basketball more broadly. Juju Watkins still is a thriller.
Over the weekend between USC and UCLA. UCLA women came
out on top after coming from behind, but I think
it makes it even better for the tournament you have
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two teams from Southern California, probably both being number one
seeds probably, and then you have just the rivalry renewed
in Southern California which is going to hit the Nationals stage.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Got to talk about that when we come back. It's
Later with mo Kelly, Beyond the box Score with Jackie Ray.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It is Later with Mo Kelly.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
We are live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app as we
continue to go Beyond the box Score with our regular
commentator Jackie Ray. Jackie Ray, I know, I know that
you saw that game between USC and UCLA for the
Big Ten Championship, which was kind of ironic because this
is the first year that both USC and UCLA played
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in the Big Ten and none of the heritage legacy
Big Ten teams were in the championship UCLA and USC,
and UCLA came out on top. Let me recap very quickly.
This is the third time they've met this season. USC
won the first two USC blew out Ucla in the
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second matchup. USC was leading handily in this third matchup,
but couldn't make a shot in the fourth courter and
UCLA came back.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I think it sets the stage for a.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Thrilling yes tournament where both of them could be number
one seeds.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
What do you think I have to admit them? When
they went up by like thirteen points, and they were
up by thirteen points for a while, I kind of
stopped paying so much attention. You know, you hear the
commentators and you know when to look up.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
But then all of a sudden I was like, Okay,
they haven't scored in a minute. What is happening?
Speaker 5 (09:25):
And then the bottom fell out and this is exactly
what you love. When I first moved to California, one
of the things people asked me there was like, hey,
do you go to see women's basketball?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Because they knew I was into hoops and stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
And I was like, yeah, I go to UCLA all
the time, depending who I would say that to. If
I said it to somebody from USC they would clutch
their pearls and gasp right away, like how dare you?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
How dare you? Lady? I don't even know you, but
you know.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
It was just one of those things that that rivalry
was not only good for the fan base, it was
good for the ticket sales. It makes basketball fun. And
now you throw Juju in there, and Juju is an
entity in herself just to go see her specifically, but
this renewed rivalry and everyone is still talking about that game,
wondering what happened in the fourth quarter, how did they
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go score? You know, there was all these things. And
I love this for the women's game because the women's
game we have a very I gush about it sometime
because we get to know these players.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
These players are not one and done.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
We get to watch their careers evolve, and so that
makes us a fan of that player, a fan of
that school, and so it really builds up the fan base.
This is fantastic. I cannot wait for this next move
for them.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Speaking of players and storylines and four year careers, Juju
Watkins did surpass Kaitlyn Clark on the list of most
points scored in the first two seasons of a player's
college career in women's basketball. Now, point of clarity, Kaitlyn
Clark really upped her game scoring wise in the final
two years of her career, but Juju Watkins is on
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pace at this point to exceed and surpass Caitlyn Clark.
For the all time leading scorer. I wonder if Juju's
gonna stay four years.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Man, listen, I will tell you this when she comes
to the La Sparks game, if anybody's putting a bug
in her ear, it is to come on, come on,
come on over here. You see how we're investing. Now,
let me just put it on record. La Sparks have
been a dumpster fire since for a while, even when
Candas Parker was here, as far as the investment in
players and making sure that they have a place to
work out, gyms and things of that nature. But the
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times have changed, and I think we can really really
give that to the Aces because the Aces kind of
set the tone of giving a practice facility, their own arena,
things of that nature, and then other teams took notice,
and so now the La Sparks have to keep up.
And so they are literally creating a market where it's
not only good for the player, it's good for the fans,
and it's going to attract young people. So I can
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tell you I've seen her on the sideline a couple
of times, and I have seen some people, Hey, like,
how you liking it?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Like you know, you wouldn't just here in LA. So
I don't know how that would work.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
With the draft because if they do decent, obviously they
won't be in contention for that. But I know, and
I'm sure the Sparks are not the only team in
the WNBA that have said, hey, Juju, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Like you want to come see how we're doing over here.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Look, I will say this, and I'm a student of
basketball history, there are times where you can look at
someone and see that they are a generational talent. Caitlyn
Clark generational talent. What I mean is you only see
one or two every generation. Juju Watkins is another generational talent.
This might be No, I know, this is the beginning
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of the golden age of the WNBA. If you know
history and you know the evolution of the NBA, this
is it. And here's what I mean. Let's say three
years from now, you will have an Angel Reece, Caitlin Clark,
Paige Becker's, Juju Watkins, and five other names that the
general public doesn't really know about yet who will be
stars in the NBA. And the fact that everyone knows
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that they will all be household names, not w NBA names.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Household names.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You've got to see a fundamental change in the perception
of the w NBA and I cannot wait. And a
large part of that is going to be Juju Watkins.
Hear me out, And this is why Angel Reese is
a forward. She's not really in direct competition with Caitlin
Clark as a guard. Juju Watkins is guard who can play.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Say that again for people who don't understand this comparison
between Kitlin Clark and Angel Reese's a but go ahead.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I'm just saying Juju Watkins is the more comparable comparison,
even though Juju can play guard and forward. When you
have Juju Watkins possibly d ing up Caitlin Clark or
Paige Becker's okay, that's going to be scintillating. You don't
have that wonder one face off between angew Reese and
Caitlin Clark. They're only tied together because they came up together.
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They played against each other in the National Championship, but
they're not really playing against each other. Juju and Caitlyn
could face off for ten years in a row.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah, And I'm gonna tell you right now, like you said,
respect to Caitlyn Clark, shout out to Kelsey Mitchell too though,
because she always gets overlooking Mets and she set that
record for the two years, long time ago. I don't
see anybody breaking it anytime soon, so shout out to her.
But to your point, this is what we want, this
is what we want to see. Juju is going to
be locked in with everybody that she plays against in
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the league. She's already got the State Farm commercials, so
we're already getting used to seeing her face and advertising.
She's also gorgeous, she shows up at events. She does
everything right now as a college basketball player that you
want your star or the face of your league to
do once they make it to the pros. So she's
not gonna have the learning curve or getting all the attention,
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which I think both Angel and Caitlyn kind of struggled
with their first season. It was very negative. So hopefully
we've remedied that and we can all move forward talk
about basketball. But I think that for Juju, she kind
of got to watch that from Afar and she already
knows how she's gonna deal with that if that happens
to her. So she's going to be seamless in my opinion,
and every rookie struggles, first couple of games, no problem,
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even the first season, no problem. But I just think
her learning curve is going to be so exponentially lower
than most rookies just because of her basketball IQ, the
way that she sees the floor, how comparable she is
two players right now in the league. I think her
learning curve is going to be very, very low, and
she's going to come out the gate transforming teams.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Assuming Juju Watkins does not come out this year. Is
Page Becker's number one pick?
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Absolutely?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Okay to make.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Sure, Yeah, absolutely, I would actually encourage Juju not to
come out this year, kind of let Page do her thing,
keep building her star power, and then just blow up
the spot when she comes out. So if I was
close to Juju, I would tell her for sure to
stay for another year.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I hope she does, and I think she will. But
you know, the money's gonna start getting good in the WNBA.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
It is, it is, But but she, you know what,
with her endorsement, she's still gonna make more than her
WNBA contract in college. So there's nothing hurting you to
stay another year. And as the NBA has shown us,
this one and done is kind of starting to dumb
down the league.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Go in there and get that.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Extra experience so you can come out all guns blazing
when you get to the w Stay that extra year.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Jackie Ray always good to talk to you.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Great to talk to you as well.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
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here's the cereal you should eat based on your zodiac sign.
And I said at the beginning to show the only
cereal I ate growing up was oat bial.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Now, there were times when my.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Father would make fried apples or cook pancakes. But oh
fried apples, that's a that's a black dish mark.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah, so I need to know about this.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
But the only cereal quote unquote growing up was oat
bial occasionally cream of wheat every now and then gritz.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
But I don't think of that as cereal. Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
But you know, and I was ridiculed by not eating
all that. You know, junk food stuff is the.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
Stuff with the fun prizes in it that all children
everywhere loved that stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, let's get into it. Aries, this is the cereal
you should eat based on your zodiac sign, corn Flakes.
Aries is ruled by the planet of war and corn
flakes were born from familial discord, the first born sign
in the zodiac. Aries is ruled by the warrior planet Mars.
In kine Court Flakes is a cereal born from Sibley
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warfare betwixt two Kellogg brothers. The younger of the two, W. K. Kellogg,
a card carrying ares, was the first to suggest adding
sugar to the previously blanned flakes and the first to
conceive of putting a toy prize in every box.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
There you go, Mark Ronner, genius.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
It's what makes America great. Don't mock this Taurus. Yours
is Reese's Puffs. What, Yeah, those are good. That must
be a newer cereal. Yeah, I've never heard of those.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Like Reese's Pieces. Yeah, it came out like in the
late nineties.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
It was marketed exclusively Breakfast Cereal two. The weed smokers go,
it's a cereal, It's delicious.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Reese's Puffs for Taurus launched during Taurus season in nineteen
ninety four. There you go, Stephan Riese's Puffs are absolutely
decadent as the sign itself. While bulls charge when they
see red, torreans blackout when they feel hungry, making this
cereal equally delicious when eaten by the dry, desperate, fistful,
or with milk and spood a quick hitting fix.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Yeah, you can't eat them dry, I mean can't look
at them at all. You put them in a checks
mixed too. Oh my gosh, my teeth and just crawling
with cavities. Just reading that, Okay, Jemini, here you go.
Mark noted TikTok therapists Jeff Ginther maintains that lovers of
Tricks Cereal are chaotic and have no idea what they
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want in a relationship.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Sound familiar, silly rabbit tricks are for kids.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
He added that much like the Dave implies, fans like
to play tricks on their partners and are usually scared
of their own emotions and run from true vulnerability.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Is that accurate?
Speaker 6 (19:41):
No, and, contrary to popular belief, tricks are not the
preferred seial of hookers.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
In turn, they won't stick around for long and will
lily pad through different relationships.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
I know you just want to plow right through that,
don't you.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I'm just gonna act like I didn't hear it. True
of tricks, true of Gemini cancer. Here you go, Stephan
off for you. Honey nut cheerios delicious. Now they're good.
I have had those just because when I was on
a die one time, I was trying to get my
brand and take never mind heart healthy. Yes, cancer is
ruled by the moon, and natives often move through the
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world with a sense of emptiness. They attempt to fill
with old movies, romantic delusions, and childhood flavors. They recalled
wistfully and incorrectly. Cheerios in taste and shape represent that
proverbial hollow moon. There's nothing cheery about them. Cheerios damn
leo frosted flakes yum. No, No, I've tasted they gets
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soggy and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh No, In fact, they're great. Oh god, oh goodness.
Leo big on boldness and shaky.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
When it comes to subtlety, Leo will be the first
to tell you that they're great.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Damn it, walk Toto that one. Go ahead? Okay? Are
we done? Thank you all right?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
An affirmative self concept shared by fellow big cat Tony
the Tiger and his cloyingly sweet sparkle coated cereal. One
more time, No rush. That was kind of good. It
would have been great if you had it a time.
Virgo special K has anyone eating special K?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Isn't that like? I thought that was Norand it's a
brand flake? Okay.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
By number and by birthright, Virgo is the most common
zodiac sign and often needs to be reminded of their specialness.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Quote unquote we see you and we love you.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Virgo's are big on restriction, and as rulers of the
sixth House of Daily Habits, they're peculiar about consumption and nutrition,
prone to seek extreme measures in the name of health
and wellness. This is the sort that will subsist on
cotton balls and vinegar or go all in on the
ill advised special K challenge.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
It's very very rich and brand Yeah, that's like I
think it's like an older persons.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I think of it as a yeah, it'll help you go.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Libra cinnamon toast crunch. Really, that's my kid's favorite.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I've never had that. Is it like a dessert? It
is that kind of stuff in the morning. You gotta
try it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Some relationship expert again, Jeff Ginther describes devotees of cinnamon
toast crunch in ways that eerily mirror the people of
the Scales and Balances.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Quote.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
You have refined tastes and it shows based on who
you're attracted to. You don't mind being a trophy because
you want your sweetie to flaunt you around town. It's
important that people are envious of your relationship, and that's
obvious based on what you post online. You're showy. But
that's okay because you can pull it off. You crave
validation and can easily get it. Facts all facts, Scorpio.
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Are you ready to water? This is all yes, Rice crispies.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
I love rice crisps.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
I love pouring milk in it and actually listening to it.
Cracks sapple and pop snap crackling pop. Yeah, delicious. I
love it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
If Scorpio were a cereal, it would be rice Crisp
Rice Crispies, whose signature snap crackle pop sounds like a
spell being cast or the dark tune of execution slash dismemberment. Wait, yep,
snap crackle pop, that's like a literal interpretation snap crackling pop.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
That's collector or you know, maybe why I'm so attracted
to the cereal.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Both of which fall in line with the witchiest sign
in the zodiac.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Race Crispies It snap and pop and crackle cracker. She's cute.
She thinks that a girl think it's your hair? It's
the hat. What about the lovely taste with snap crackling pop?
Rice Crispy cereal has the taste that tickles. Maybe my
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voice is too high.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Okay, Sagittarius, this is not wrong. This is not wrong.
They're magically delicious lucky charms.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
This is true. Fact check true.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
Right.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
You can't keep a Sagittarius down.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Buoyant af they fly by the seat of their pants
and survive on sheer luck, cheap charm, and tall tails.
Not even side effects like neon green ish can dampen
their spirits and nor dull their shine as they keep
an eye cast on the rainbow and bet their luck
on a pot of gold or cereal box stuffed with.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Blow rainbow magic. We've got magic too.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
You know you make hot stars and horseshoes, clovers and
blue boones, hots of golden.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Rainbows and red balloons. Well not jack, we.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Can make them disappear.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Marsh mellowy. Lucky charms A tasty part of this good breakfast.
Thanks be lucky charms. Delicious. I love lucky charms. Capricorn
yours is Captain Crunch. That's appropriate.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
The creator of Captain Crunch credited the success of the
cereal to its want moorishness flavor profile, a metaphor if
there ever was one for the striving capitalist nature of
average capricorns everywhere. On a vocational level, sea goats make
for natural sea captains, as they look great in structured
uniforms and live to bellow commands to underlings or crunchberries.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Yeah, crunchberries, yes, Captain crunch not so much, not so
much on the Captain Crunch by itself, No, but you
have some berries in it.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Sh Wing clerk, no play, no jumping on couches, no
loud music, she.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Says, no curtain cringe.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
On your teeth.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Naddy corun your eyes than.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
My house house smarty is that slaps.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
That slaps col part of this slaps.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Slap your gums. Yeah, those will tear you up, mess
the roof of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I wouldn't know. I thank goodness. Aquarius. Yours is fruit loops.
Aquarius energy lives to push boundaries and make others uncomfortable
with their unusual agendas, keen on going where no one
has gone before, like Star Trek. These people have no
fear of shaving off their eyebrows or drinking purple milk.
Ruled in part by Uranus Hushmark, the planet of chaos.
These are the sort to put fruit fruit loops on
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pizza just for the f of it. They're always to
be dangerously different. My dudes, that's fruit loops and Aquarius.
They sounds crazy. Pisces raisin brand crunch. That sounds nastily nasty. No,
it is good raisin brand.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I don't think you would like that out of all people,
because that's like cereal. No no, no, no, no, no, it's
very good. I can find healthy other options, okay. I
like those little.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Diamond hard and crusted raisins that resemble nothing found in
the natural world. Those are good, very good.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
The seeds for Raisin brand were sown by a problematic
Pisces and a surprise to nobody, the man credited with
creating Granola, a precursor to Raisin Grand Crunch, John Harvey Kellogg,
was a Pisces true to the dichotomy of the signs,
which swings and swims between nihilism and progress, insanity and imagination,
and thus ranks at number two in our list of
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the most dangerous zodiac signs. Kellogg was a hate mongering hippie,
both socially progressive and the kind of monster who donated
his entire fortune to eugenics research.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
I don't know if that's true, but well, damn day.
And that's your horoscope for this week. That's a good
note to end on.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
With Ya.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app Street Food Cinema
and it's the Los Angeles' largest outdoor movie series and
they're the announced they're preliminate excuse me, preliminary lineup for
the twenty twenty five movie season. And this is the
fourteenth Outdoor Movie Season. It's gonna run from May tenth
through October eleventh, and it's going to feature film screenings,
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live music, a selection of local food trucks all around
the LA area. It starts May tenth at the Autry
Museum of the American West with the screening of Wicked.
And I don't know if we talked about this. I mean,
I liked Wicked. I thoroughly enjoyed the performances. But since
I've seen the live performance, with the movie ending at
what was the end of the first act of a
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live performance, I think that did not sit well with
Oscar voters. It felt incomplete, interesting, and that's one reason
why I didn't love it. Enjoyed it, enjoyed the whole
the song and dance, as they say, I just didn't
love it because it just felt incomplete. Maybe because since
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I'd seen the live stage musical, I knew that there's
so much more to come.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
As opposed to where they ended the movie. Is there
anywhere else they could have? I mean, isn't that the
natural stopping point?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Though? Yeah, for an intermission, intermission, not the end of
the movie. That's just act one in the theater. Oh, Okay,
so the sequel will have the rest of the show,
but that was something I would have wanted in that
same appearance, in that same sitting. That's just one person's opinion.
It's probably right, It's just one person's opinion. And that
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event will include themed photo opportunities, live music, local food trucks,
and a menu of Wicked inspired cocktails at the bar.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I'm definitely going to this. Yeah, that sounds like a
good time.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
And this year's lineup includes a mix of recent releases,
cult classics, and milestone anniversaries. May schedule features recent Best
Picture Oscar winner Anora, which I won't be seeing, as
well as a Dolly Parton themed screening of nine to
five for its forty fifth anniversary. Steven, have you seen
nine to five with Dabney Coleman? And No, I can't
say they have. Oh, highly recommend. Okay, I watched it
(30:41):
again a few months ago because we were doing a
name that movie cult classic and I was pulling a
clip from it.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah it's still funny, holds up, yeah, yeah, it does it. Folly,
you know what I think.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
I think it is like a precursor and forerunner of
the Office TV show Okay, there are a lot of
There are some similarities there talking about the inner office
dynamics of hate and your boss. It doesn't have all
the same type of camera tricks and everything, but yeah,
it was Dabney Coleman at his best. No disrespect to
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Lily Tomlin or you know, Dolly Parton. I'm just saying, yeah,
he played a great a hole as a boss.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
And also May's schedule features I'm sorry. June Pride Month
celebrations will begin with a thirtieth anniversary screening of Wesley
Snipes and Patrick Swayze vehicle Tu Wong Fu. Thanks for everything,
Julie Newmar. That's a funny movie. It does not hold
up well, it does funny. You know in today's world,
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people will look at it like, hmm, that's offensive, that's
not politically correct. Yeah, but it's still funny. June also
includes a special collaboration with Disney's official fan club D
twenty three for the thirtieth anniversary presentation of a Goofy movie.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
I haven't seen that one? Well, did you see it?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:57):
My kids love it, they watch a lot. So what
will be there for this?
Speaker 2 (32:00):
And I know you've seen the Goonies. They have a
fortieth anniversary presentation of them. I mean I've seen it twice.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
I've seen it like twice a year for the past
on how many? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:11):
I really the goonies. I really like goonies. I love
me some Goonies nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I'm a goonie, okay, And special screening of Sonic the
Hedgehog pass Let me give you more of the May
schedule Wicked May tenth, Honora May seventeenth, nine to five
on May twenty fourth, and Royal tenin Bombs That's Funny
on May twenty fifth, May thirty first to Loong Fu Saturday,
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June seventh. Here you go to Allow the Goonies, and
it's at the Equestion Center Burbank, so you might be
able to hit that yep. June fourteenth, A goofy movie
June twenty eighth, Sonic the Hedgehog. And they have various locations,
but you can find where they are and tickets are
available at streetfood Cinema dot com. General admission starts at
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twenty two dollars, which is reasonable for tickets for any movie.
Oh gotta let you know about this before we get
out of here for this segment. Wango Tango is coming,
and it's returning to southern California, and it's headed to
the beach Saturday, May tenth at Huntington City Beach. Wango
Tango's all star lineup will feature performances by Doja, Cat,
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Megan Trainer hurts, you got a boob job? David is
a Gueta Getta. Okay, I'm a little old. I may
not know all these people.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Cat's I anyone? Anyone sure? In mix? Psichers that's X
I K E R S you're talking about, like these
these are techno music. These are music. I'll take your
word for it.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
There's a two O May which is letter A to
zero month of May, and Heart's two hearts Stefano. Okay,
see that's why I have you around here to help
me out with this. Plus performing at Sunset Wango Tango,
Orange County's own Gwen Stefani. I know who she is, Okay, No,
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she was on my label when I was working at Interscope.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Nice Boa. You should go her supporter.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
No, I don't want to be you know, it's funny
you say that I never wanted to be old man
at the club.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
I never wanted to be that dude.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
I remember going to the Red Onion and this is
like nineteen ninety two, nineteen ninety three, and we would
go to the Red Onion and Redondo Beach just about
every Friday. We didn't have any money. We'd get there
real early. The women were free, but if you show
up before nine pm, they'll let you in. So we
show up at like eight thirty and there was this
old guy, I mean like my age now, old old
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guy who would come there, I guess looking for young women.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
And he was there.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
He was completely bald, he was four foot two. He
looked completely out of place. He wore one of those
old hats. What is the hat that snaps at the top.
I can't go like the newsy's wearing. Yes, yes, yes,
he was wearing one of those. And he would try
to hit on the young woman. And I remember, at
like twenty two years old. This is like thirty three
years ago. I remember at twenty two years old saying
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I did not want to be that mother father. I
did not want to be him because all of us
are looking at him, was like, dude, what are you
doing here? What do you It wasn't like he was
Elon Musk and he was rolling in and money was
falling out of his pocket. He didn't have that type
of game where he was just gonna buy women. No,
he was just trying to, you know, mac at them,
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just in a nineteen sixty five sort of way, except
it was nineteen ninety two, and I didn't ever want
to be that guy. I did not want to be
looked at us like, what's that guy doing here? Obviously
not looking for his daughter, so why is he here?
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Gwen Stefani's from your generation though, Yeah, but that's not
enough for me to go to this.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Plus there's a boob job there. So wait, were the
women younger there or were they older? So like, younger
for him but older for you at the time.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
No, there were all her twenties. It was for it
was people in their twenties for the most part. And
he had to have been late fifties. He had to
have been. And I know, remember when you're at that age.
If you're twenty two, twenty eight is old. When you're eighteen,
twenty two is old. And when you're like twenty two
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and fifty seven walks in and you're all competing for
the same women.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
There's something wrong, there's something going on. You can't just
go and enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I mean you can leave before the before the K
pop and dance groups come on.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
I would feel hella out of place. Not only do
I not know the groups, with the exception of when Stefani.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
You know Doja Cat you know?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, I know Megan Trainer and I know Doja Cat,
But I got YouTube. I can listen to her music.
There music at home. Besides, I'd rather get eight hours sleep.
Oh no, but it's Noah's great. Look your daughter would
probably love to go, Stephan. I'm quite sure you could
take a young lady friend and y'all would love to go.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
It's just not for me.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
In fact, we may even have some tickets to give
away for Wangle Tango next week.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
So keep it right here. Ooh nice, Mark Farno. Would
you like to go?
Speaker 6 (37:10):
I'd like to sit in all in my sweats and
eat cinnamon toast crunch instead.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Sounds about right like that that's the half white part
of you, right, yeah, no, no, that yes, what are
you talking about?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I've never done it. I haven't done it.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
I would do that instead of been watching anime. That's
weird watching cartoons. Okay, if I am six forty, We're
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