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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Poe Kelly Show KFI AM six forty More Stimulating Talk.
I was just surfing the gram looking at Tim Conway
Junior's Instagram. Good stuff on their day, including a dog
who walked into somebody's living room with a garden hose
and it didn't end well anyway, Just to fun stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I just thought i'd throw that out there. I don't
know if you guys ever get to go down that well.
It's not even doom doom scrolling, I think.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Doesn't that refer to when you start reading Twitter and
you just find out that the world is going to
hell For me? I just get stuck in like the
cycle of scrolling through all the videos, and I always
try to find things that.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Sort of cleanse my emotional palette.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Does that make sense. I don't like all the negativity.
So I love love the pet videos. I love when
Tim posts old clips of his dad on the Carol
Burnett Show. That's really good stuff. Some of them makes
me feel better about the world around me.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Tuala and I compulsively share cat videos. Yeah, don't do
that to me, but they're great videos. No, I can't
do that. Oh they're so good.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I have a buddy who's h he was He was
a producer when I worked for the station in San Francisco,
and he still sends me stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
He texted me like all the time. I'm like, get
a life, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
But he sends me cat videos because he knows I'm
not a cat guy, and he is right, so that
it just becomes him trolling me. And I will admit
some of the stuff he sends me is funny, it
is cute.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Is both cat guys? Yeah, weirdness, we love cats. What
are you a sociopath who isn't a cat guy? Oh,
my gosh, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
And then there's a reason that all of the all
of the the evilest characters in film history pet cats.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
No, actually, that would be some of the shrewdest, smartest people.
They just don't know how to avoid monologuing the dog people.
Those are are the hills have Eyes and the murderers
and the Norman Baits of the world, Chainsaw Massacre, pin Outside. Yeah,
(02:17):
I love that.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I love it. Did you see R. E. P. Michelle?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
She put together like a collage of all of the
pets of the people at the station. Oh yeah, that
was so cute.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And I was a little disappointed to find out that
some people had like small, yappie dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
But you know, as much as I'm a dog guy,
I don't need the yappy dogs. I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
That's the thing with you all and your dogs. You know, cats, cats, cats,
you know you yuppie dogs, you know, big dogs, burly dogs.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Cats. That's what I want.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Cats are their own individual species. Dogs just little pick
of the litter. Throw them against the wall. They do
the same thing.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Cat. That's are perfect, like a zeno. More. If dogs
are just a series of random mutations, they're completely unreliable. Yeah, big, small, light,
dark whatever. Toll.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Whenever Mark starts talking, do you think he's just going
to reference some random nineteen fifty sci fi novel He.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Just talked about The Hills Have Eyes. Well that's not
nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I like, that's at least the current event film ish
And but all of a sudden, Mark Mark pipe center
and he's like, oh yes, uh, dog people are like
they're like characters from Neil Schmelman's classic of the Moon
is Geese circa.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You can't even think of a real one. I love
the names. This is what when you're started eating the moon. Yeah,
in the in them Marmadukes became alarmed. No idea.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Is there anything worse than when you open up your
only fans and you see ugly people.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I think we can all agree that's pretty horrifying. Well,
there's good news.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I was just reading from the Daily Mail that a
number of Olympic athletes are turning to only fans to
supplement their their expensive I don't even know if you
want to call it career. I wouldn't call it a hobby.
I mean they're they're world class athletes, They're they're metal
winning athletes, or at least they're metal competing athletes. A
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number of stories, one sparked from a guy from the
canoe team in Great Britain and Curtis Adams rosantalssals.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
That sounds like one of the aliens from Marx movies. Uh,
says uh. He's willing to talk about all of it.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
He created an adult content only Fans, which of course
is best known for. He says there are lines that
he won't cross with his subscribers. He said, I went
in at the start of the year, thinking I was
going to do custom requests, but they just got so weird.
There was this one request and I'm just going to
say it involved gummy bears.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah. I was like, guys, I'm not doing that. Prude.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
He said, there are sickos in this world. Brother, all right.
Evidently he's twenty two years old. He was the World
under twenty three silver medalist in the canoe slalom in
twenty twenty three, and persona non grata and many of
the same waterways in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
He is ripped. I'm seeing him in his.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Artistic form, hiding behind a moss covered tree, and I
can see why people would pay to see that.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Starting to crave some gummy bears? Are you? Let me see?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Here's another one kinda Here's another one where he's he's
in the kitchen. It appears he's got a loaf of
bread in front of him, a bottle of wine, and
he's wearing a cowboy hat and not a whole lot else.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
He's naked with a bagette.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You're saying, indeed a very large bag at suggestive. Yes, yeah,
then there's a Canadian pole vaulter Alicia Newman another one
who's turned to only fans to supplement her income. Right now,
let me see how does this work? Oh, Roseantal's that's
the canoeist. Since I grew up with nothing on my
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very first day and only fans, I made twenty five
hundred euro at that point I was it was around
double my monthly salary from Paddle UK whereas annual lottery
funding via their World Class program amounted to sixteen thousand euro.
So you've made what does that break down to? Fifteen
hundred euro a month? Not even he said, living on
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what I was living on as a professional athlete was
very hard. Struggling to make ends meet with an Olympic
sector as nothing new. Under the British system, which remains
the envy of the nations around the world, lottery funding
typically peaks at twenty eight thousand euro and that's one
of the best in the world. So the others are like,
why don't I just do only fans?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
So here's one of them. This, uh, this Canadian poll vaulter.
I mean she ain't ugly. Yeah, she offers suggestive imagery
for free on her only fans page, but then escalates
when members pay a fee.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Hkay.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I mean I'm trying to see where any of these
individuals look are wrong. If I was, they're not like
an Olympic athlete, I might have an only page while producing.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, that's what they're doing. As a journalist, I'm going
to need to know the name of this person.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Uh, you got distracted when I started talking about the
bag up, didn't you?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Kind of? Do you want his name or her name?
Not hers? Please? Alicia Newman? Okay, y s h a,
I need to do some some journalism Newman. Huh Newman Newman? Yes.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Also the team Great Britain speed Skater at least Christy. Yeah,
she's also on the only fans Okay, okay, yeah, number
of others. Jack Laugher is a gold medalist as well.
He promises no full frontal nudity. He's on the dive team,
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and he says that most of his you know, all
of his dives, he's in skimpy mankinies.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Anyway, so this didn't seem all that difficult. Yeah, those
speedos don't leave much to the imagine. What else do
you really need? Here's where my problem is.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I don't like people are shocked by this, but they're
very attractive, very fit people who have to be for
their for their profession. It makes sense that if they
don't have inhibitions, that they can make money doing this.
What what frustrates me is I feel like they're being
pushed into a position where they're doing this to make money,
and that it's it's become less of a choice.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I mean, it's always a choice. I get that. But
what's kind of a program is that we're not paying our.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Athletes enough to compete for the world that they have
to turn to this.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, yeah, I feel you because if you are, like
say in the Philippines, you are a national hero. You
are eating at your favorite restaurant for the rest of
your life, all of that. Oh yeah, we definitely have
talked about that here before, because yeah, you're treated like
a god in some of these countries if you can
even meddle damn gold, if you can get bronze to
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some of these countries. But but, but but this is
not any different. I don't think than hell any any
And look at these actors and look at all this
stuff that they have to turn to. I mean, this
is what we do. We pimp our celebrities out, We
use them until they're nothing and then we're done with them.
Why not get yours while you've got it, while you're
young and hot.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, I don't blame them.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Put a little hashtag on the back of your jersey
while you're running pole vaulting.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm a bit more you know, old school conservative inness
and that it's not for me. But I also don't
have the body that I would feel comfortable showing anyone.
And uh and I would hope that my kids don't
do it, but if they did, I would support them.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
I wouldn't judge them for it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I would go, well, I'm sorry you had to do that,
and if this is what you want to do, I'm
going to support you.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
But got it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I kind of wonder are we going to get to
the point where you've got other people who are making
decent money? You know, Are we going to have NBA players?
Are we going to have w NBA players? There's already
a few that I know. People are they have a
lot of followings. You know, does Livy Dunn the gymnast,
does she turn to only fans at some point because
she can and you can make a ton of money
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at it.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
There are literal teachers who are literally saying, damn, these kids,
get yourself an only fans, Paige, this is where we're at.
And I'm not saying, hey, that's the route to go.
And you know, hey, if my daughter wants to do it,
I'm not going to be disappointed at all. Know what
I'm saying is the lore is there. And as long
as we are chasing money and chasing you know, fan influid,
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you know, influencing. You know, we want people to like
what we post for our food and this, that and
the other, you know, this validation. And yes, I'm one
of those like I love the roar of the crowd.
Well now I'm going to love the roar of the
money going up as I show myself full frontal, giving
everyone a little pull vault in my page.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Is this the latter day? Is this a recent thing?
Or did like Muhammad Ali have to resort to some
breakfast at Tiffany's style hustling back when he was in
the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
You know what, if he could have stung like a
bee on an only back then, I'm sure he would
have been buzzing.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
All right. Imagine you are set up on a blind date.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You go out and your date starts talking about how
much money they make turn off. Not if you're part
of the newest generation that's hitting the dating scene.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's next you're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on
Demand from KFI AM sixty.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Chris Marland from o Kelly Tonight k i AM six
forty more stimulating talk. Any Reesemier takes over tomorrow in
the Padded Room formerly KTLA, now host of the brand
new Andy Reesemeyer Show on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
So look forward to.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
That and he's gonna bring the heat, he said, He's
gonna bring the heat. Imagine that you get set up
on a date and you go out Heaven forbid. One
of the best reasons to work through the most difficult
times in marriages so that you never have to date again.
But what we're finding is that the gen zers are
willing to do some things on dates that the rest
of us were not.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
No, not that.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
It's it's what they're willing to discuss on the dates
that may surprise you because this always seemed like either
pathetic or braggadocious in the past. Now I guess it's.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
A turn on.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
According to a new study.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's from w CNC Double XCNC, w c.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
NC talking about money on the first date, it's becoming
more of a turn on. Analysis shows that did she
sound like even telling the story was a bit of
a turn on? Today it's becoming more turn on turn on.
Analysis shows that half of Gen Z and millennials find
it attractive when dates openly discuss income. Younger generations are
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also switching up who pays for dates, with fewer of
pushing the men pay rule and instead either splitting the
bill or letting whoever planned the date pay.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Okay, that seems reasonable to me. Let me tell you why.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yesterday we talked about weaponizing incompetence. If you missed the
show yesterday, Weaponizing incompetence is when women are basically complaining
about the men in their lives who are saying that
I don't know how to do the dishes, I don't
know how to change the baby's diaper, or they intentionally
tank it, make it bad, drop dishes and break them
so that she'll say, I'll take care of it, and
they never ask him to empty the dishwasher again.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Right, whatever, it might be.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Weaponized incompetence and the women go, I can't believe this.
He doesn't help out. Well, yeah, but how much did
you help out when you were dating zero? You expected
him to buy the drinks, buy the dinner, by the movie,
tickets by the hotel room, pay for the morning after pill.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Whatever it is. You expected him to cover all of that.
It's the trade off. I'm telling you, that's the trade off.
All right.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Back to w CNC, the woman who seemed very excited
about delivering this information.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Horrible idea. Wow, fuddy duddies. Men should always some man
should pay. Of course, she says, the man should pay.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Come on after that, maybe you know you can do
split seas or change it up, but the first one
should always be.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
He asked me on on the date, Come on.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Right, Chris. Wait a minute, go and say that again.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Hold on, He asked me on the date, Come on right, Chris.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Well, I'm plattered, but I don't think my wife would
like it, especially if she found out I paid for it.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
If you're a joint bank account, yes, but initially.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
The weather man always ruins the gag, doesn't he You
have a joint bank account, you know I have a
joint bank account.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
On your first date, dingle.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Berry, All right, cutting edge or tacky? The talking about
salaries in the first date. I think taking because either
I think that you have not achieved your potential, or
I believe that you have achieved your potential and it's
not high enough for my standards, or I think you're
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bragging and that I'm always going to be playing catchup.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
So I don't want to know how much you make
on the first date.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I only want to know how much you make when
we're figuring out budgets for something because we've been together
for a while and we have to get ready for
a wedding or we're making a joint purchase or something
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Otherwise, No, I don't know what, what does it matter? Yeah,
it doesn't matter. You know what's really trippy to me.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
It goes on these dating apps, right there are women
who are like, hey, just friends only, right, and then
they want to go out but still look at you
as if you are like taking them out on the date.
It's like, now we're just hanging out. I would not
pay for any of my friends to go to it.
I'm not paying for you. Well, oh yeah, that's not true,
(16:10):
because I do typically get movie tickets. Uh, and if
me and Marko goes, yeah, I got extra ticket and
he can go. But it's not like producer money. Well,
well there's that, but but but but Marcola say, hey,
look dude, I got you for whatever you want drinks,
you know the Yeah, you're notcho cheese, hot dog, combo
whatever it is, right, but we're boys.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
We're hanging out.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
If I look at you and we get to the
to the cashier and you're looking at me like you
got this, I'm like, no, dog, I.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Don't got this. No, you don't look at it.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
In fact that with dudes, it's always a race to
get to who can pull their credit card out faster.
And if if I beat you, then I go, you
get this, I'll get the concessions.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Its basically what you're saying, right, that's what you're saying. Yeah, yep,
I got you.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
You got these ladies nowadays. But but you've taken me out. No,
I said, I'm going to the movie, so that you
want to go? You said yes. That means we're hanging out.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
It's not a date. This is a hangout. This is
not a date.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah, man, absolutely one hundred percent agree. Once again, gender
inequalities men have it tough. I don't think uh I
don't think people realize. Just uh, there's how difficult it
is to be a man in today's world. No, a
lot of hurdles we have to overcome. Yeah, very challenging.
You're not being treated like a princess. No, No, When
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am I gonna get to be the king? AI stole
somebody's home? Will I get it back? You're gonna find
out next.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
There's merrill im for Mo Kelly KFI AM six forty
more stimulating talk listen any time on demand in the
iHeartRadio app. Imagine that you are cruising the Internet and
you're on your social media and then suddenly somebody who's
(17:59):
very attractive and looks very familiar wants your attention. No
one's ever given you that kind of attention before. So
what if they want a couple of bucks?
Speaker 3 (18:10):
You could help them out.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Hello, Abigail, I love you so much, darling.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I had to make this video to make you happy,
my love.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Deep fakes like this one are causing some serious real
life problems.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
I've had women show up thinking they're engaged to at
my appearances.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
See Burden has been playing the role of Jason Morgan
on General Hospital for decades.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
What do you need me to do?
Speaker 6 (18:33):
This seasoned actor has a relatively new problem of scammers
sending his fans dupes like this.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
We know that nothing will ever make me hurt you
or lie to you, my queen. It's so fry.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
AI speech patterns are still such a big tip off
to me.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I would never do anything to hurt you, my queen.
Wow Eh, all right.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Scammers are using his face, Steve Burtness, his name katy
La continue on, Katla is reporting this.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Go ahead, frustrating.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
It can make you so angry that someone's literally using
your image and people are believing that it's you.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
We showed this deep fake that costs Abigail rufe Lecaba
of South La tens of thousands of dollars because she.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Thought Burdon loved her and needed money.
Speaker 6 (19:20):
To AI expert Kathleen Grace or how much effort had
to go into making that video fifteen minutes, so it
talking zero effort?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Zero effort.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Grace works for Vermilio, a company that scrubs social media
sites of fake profiles for both celebrities and everyday people.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Whatever you have online people can take and use to.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Prove that point.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Grace and her team took my headshot and in just
fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
All the TV people love doing this deep fakes of themselves.
I have seen this this gig so many times. They
just like, can you do it with me?
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Look at a clone.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
I have a fantastic deal for early investors. For a
five thousand dollars seed fund, you're guaranteed one thousand percent returns.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
We clone your voice and get this.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
The AI software they used to clone my voice to
make this scam style video costs just a few bucks.
All you need to do is type a command and
AI will spit it out.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
So I just asked to have this man sing r boat.
Oh row row your boat.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
I can now sing thanks to super cheap programs, anyone
can get.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Hey, listen, some of us are born with a golden voice.
Did you hear my rendition of Pink Pony Club earlier
this week?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Oh, don't do it again.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I beg you some of the greatest radio that's ever
hit the airwaves.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
In fact, I'll turn your mic off. The recording industry
thank you.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
The recording industry reached out and they said you're killing
Chapel Rone's sales on Pink Pony Club because everyone wants
your cut. So not only do I have to now
sign a contract and cut my first album, but also
they've sent me a season desist because it's really affecting.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Her album sales and the background singer. Yeah, Ohala was amazing.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
He really, he really brought some fullness to the to
the voice, to the whole rendition.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I mean, you do have it, Robin, thank you. You
could press play. You could do it, Robin, you could.
You could do it, Robin, you.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Could, I could.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
This is what the industry does, you see, Chris, the
industry to hold you down.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I'll tell you what is a middle aged white man?
You just don't have any advantages in this world. Can't
get a break. I cannot get a break anywhere.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
It is rough.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
I'll tell you what as a middle aged cis white male?
Will I ever get things to turn my way?
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Mmmmmmm?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Can't even get your own hit record played while you're.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
On I know you would think that they'd be lined up. Nope, nope.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Uh this this poor woman evidently she suffers from some
mental health.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I guess. Oh no, she said her mother's mental health.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
She was battling severe bipolar disorder and oh no, her
daughter was talking to me to excuse me, So.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
I guess she had a mental health battle.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
She was dealing with a severe bipolar disorder, and she
was an easy target for scammers. So she thought that
the General Hospital actor was in love with her. And
in the past, if you were talking to somebody online,
you could say, you know, send me a video or
send me a picture or whatever, and they couldn't fake that.
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You know, they could catfish with other with other photographs.
But then when they said I want to do a
FaceTime call, then you couldn't do it, or video call,
you couldn't. They couldn't get away with that unless they
were really into the scam and totally catfishing. So now
AI takes care of that. So she told uh Katla,
I thought I was in love. I thought we were
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going to have a good life together. The video made
it appear that the actor was talking to her. She
said to me, it looks real. Even now I don't
know anything about AI. Before long, the scammer started asking
her to send over money that would eventually he would
pay her back. Her family said she fell victim of
the emotional manipulation sent him over eighty one thousand dollars
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in cash checks and zell and Bitcoin. It was everything,
the scam continued. After giving away her life savings, she
agreed to sell her family's condo for three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars and send.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
The proceeds to the scammer. She said.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
It happened quickly. Within less than three weeks, the sale
of the home was done.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
It was over with Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
The daughter said, you can't do this, she says. She
argued with me, No, how are you going to tell
me this? Ai sounds like him. That's his face, that's
his voice. I watch him on television all the time.
It's him, and obviously it is not. It breaks my heart.
Here's here's the hard truth. And this is gonna sound really,
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really mean, but I mean it is tough love. If
an actor on a soap opera or somebody on television
is hitting on you, it's a fake.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
It does not happen.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Whatever that lifetime movie Happy Ending is where the super
attractive person falls in love with the average schmuck at
the county fair. That's not reality.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
You're not in their world for money. Well, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Before they even ask for money, you should realize it
ain't true, right, I mean, if all of a sudden,
Megan Fox is really interested in me, it ain't true.
If Scarlett Johansen comes and tells me she's leaving Colin
jost and that she just wants to be with me,
I gotta know better. As much as that would be
a wonderful reality, I mean hypothetically speaking, because I actually
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kind of dig my wife.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
It ain't happening. It's just not the way life works.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I had a friend of mine who was she had
a crush out a football player, and she started getting
random texts and she was convinced that it was this
random football player who played for the Patriots. Why would
a random football player who plays for the Patriots be
hitting on a single mother of three living in the Midwest.
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It didn't dawn on her that it that that was
a very far fetched concept, because you wanted it to
be true.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
That's what the scammers prey on. That's why I hate
social media. It's horrible. I would get suspicious if somebody
called me my queen. Would you be a little bit
it's us, would you though? Mark? Yeah? Right? I mean
in that context, yes, and it's yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
And especially because AI has that really horrible speech pattern
that just doesn't line up with how people speak. I
just feel my heart goes after this woman. I feel
so bad because she wanted it so badly to be real.
All right, there is good news for beef men like me.
We might be the hottest new commodity on the market.
I'll tell you why.
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Speaker 2 (26:22):
The legendary program Coast to Coast with the Hall of
Fame host of George Nori.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
George joins us. Now, George, what's going on tonight?
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Man?
Speaker 7 (26:30):
Of course, we're going to talk about Atlantis and where
it might be. And then later on the UFOs on
Coast to Coast.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Man, would I love it if you found Atlantis?
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Wouldn't that be something technology we have today? Why can't
we find it?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I would think AI would be able to scour those
undersea maps and find signs of it. Something something.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I love it, George. I'm looking forward to listening to
it on my way home. Thank you much, Thank you
so much, love it so much. So I was listening
yesterday we were doing the show, and you heard the
program teases for Gary and Shannon, and they were going
to talk about the new dream guy, beefy and a
political I thought I would get your your hot take
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on this.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Some people are saying that basically the new it guy.
I remember, we go through.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
These different periods where you've got like I remember when
the metrosexual was like the thing, then you get like
the professor, the dad bod. Evidently, now the craving is
for a man who is sweetly naive, simple, almost oafish,
concerned mostly by the looks of it, with working out
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and the pleasure of a protein shake. He seems this
is from the New York Times. He seems unfazed by
the byzantine requirements of modern masculinity. It is largely because
he doesn't know or care.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
That they exist.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Kind of sounds like Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, I mean, basically, meat heads are in.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
In the day's preceding, I guess it was buff guys
typing on laptops. They always wanted some fit dude who
had that white collar job. Gotta tell your friends. I
think all of these types of stories are just bunk.
Jason Momoa is being used as an example. Okay, oh yeah,
they're a political as well. Many good politics with a
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soft exterior that seems to match them. Jason Momoa, promoting
Chief of War, is new anti colonial period piece of
the Unification of Hawaii, identified as the sensitive alpha male. Okay,
he doesn't feel that he need to be verbose confess
that he's.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Not very smart. In an interview.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
With Esquire, his position in the public imagination and his
description of his own persona is like that of a
romance novel cover model, a smoldering, intuitively empathetic stud was
only somewhat concerned with the plot unfolding around him. In
other words, he's like a tight end like Travis Kelsey.
He's just he's a He's an old lineman who's just
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a nice dude. I guess that's what people want. What happened,
like the funny dadbod Guys, we're out, Like are we
out of style? Or I guess we were yesterday's news.
We are so twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Oh so whack oh man. That was a good while
it lasted.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah, I mean for a while, my wife had somebody
that she was not embarrassed to introduce to her friends.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I never thought I'd be a trophy husband and now
I'm not. Again.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Oh that sucks, that sucks. I mean, we were really
going somewhere. We really had like a shot.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
I don't you think that all of these stories about
who the in style is right? That's just that's like,
that's so bogus. It's like when you ask a guy,
are you a leg man or a breast man? Like
guys have preferences. Like for me, I've always been like
a I like a hair skinned, smile and eyes right
over a body.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
That's been my thing. But that doesn't.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Change because oh yeah, but Sidney Sweeney's got very large
breasts and now she's attractive to everyone. So that's the
new thing. Oh what you mean some guys like large breasts. Wow,
it's the revelation.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Come on.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
So I think a lot of these sort of relationship
type articles that come out are just basically bogus. That's
my hot take. That's your hot take of the night.
That's it, Robin. Thank you so much for dealing with
my shenanigans and the audience. Thanks you for not playing
my rendition of Pink Pony Club. You are a goddess.
Thank you so much, Tuala. I think you were one
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of the best in the business and I look forward
to ending my day every night with a fun three
hours with you.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Thank you so much, Mark Ronnert.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I don't think I've ever met a news person that
keeps me on my toes as much as you do.
We had so much fun this week. Absolutely excite every
sell in my body. When you open your mouth, I
don't know what's coming out, and it's you. Just magic
and I thank you for that. Well, see you in prison.
See that's what I'm talking about. Until the next time,
my friends. I'm gonna take a little vacation for Labor
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Day weekend. I'll be back a week from Sunday. Join
me at four o'clock every Sunday or most every Sunday
when I don't get a little vacation day. I'm Chris
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