October 25, 2024 • 31 mins
ICYMI: Hour Three of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – Thoughts on a dog owner that’s suing Alaska Airlines after his pup was moved from it’s first class seat to coach & subsequently died AND Actor Liam Neeson getting out of the dating pool at 72…PLUS – A look at an insane haunted house in Walsall, England that verbally abuses, prods, shocks, shaves and strips those brave enough to go through it - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
And you know, I love my dogs, love them. They're
family members. Riley and Benson both many Schnauzers. But I
know their limitations. They can do a lot, and there
are certain things they can't put up with. I've never
tried to take either or both on a plane. I
don't trust that. I just don't like the whole idea
of even going through an airport and trying to keep
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one or both of them calm enough on an airplane
for hours. Not something I'm going to do. But I
see more and more dogs on planes. I have never
seen a dog in first class. But a San Francisco
man has sued Alaska Airlines alleging negligence which led to
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the death of his beloved three year old French bulldog,
you know those really expensive dogs. After he the San
Francisco man was asked to move from first class to
coach on a flight from New York to San Francisco.
That right there seems kind of strange unless I was
just upgraded to first class, And I'm assuming this was
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not the case. That the San Francisco man, Michael Contillo
purchased a first class ticket.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You're not moving me from first class to coach.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You're gonna have to promise something more than oh, we'll
give you a free ticket here there orever. I have
to have first class if I've paid for first class,
that's the first thing. Because Michael Contill claimed that he
specifically purchased a first class ticket to give his dog
Ash more space and to keep him around fewer people.
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On the February first flight, however, Contilla was asked to
move to coach, and Ash, his dog, became anxious, according
to the story, led to health issues culminating in Ash's death.
A lawsuit subsequent to that was filed October sixteenth and
the San francisc Go County Superior Court against Alaska Airlines
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alleging breach of contract, negligence, negligent hiring and supervision, negligent
infliction of emotional distress, and seeks punitive damages to be
determined at trial. This is what I don't know, and
it's not clear in the story. Did Contill move from
first class to coach and the dog remained in first
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class and then uh suffered separation anxiety over the duration
of the flight or were they both moved back to
coach and the tightness of the space made the dog
seem you know, became unstable and flipped out that died.
I don't know what happened, it's not exactly clear. And
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also was a dog in a carrier. I have been
on flights where the dogs were not in a carrier,
if they were too large for a carrier. It's just
weird how that you have dogs everywhere. I say this
as someone who loves dogs. When I go and I
know Mark Ron's probably seen this because you and I
go to the Whole Foods. Not a day goes by
once I go to Whole Foods in Burbank, and if
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the owners are listening, you need to do something about this.
Not a day goes by when I go to Whole
Foods in which there aren't at least two people at
least two with dogs on leashes walking around Whole Foods.
I'm talking about by the buffet, I'm talking about by
the salad they open food and there was an occasion
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where I saw a dog urinate by the salads.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, yes, And I know that it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Is against the law to have dogs in areas where
there's open food or food preparation areas well.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I think the definition of service animal has really no.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
These aren't service animals, these are straight up pets. Yeah yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was just saying I wish I could remember the
name of the comedian, but he pointed out because he's
a little bit older than I was. And even he said,
when I was a kid, when did you ever bring
your dog anywhere besides a dog park or going out
to take them for a walk. And now they're there
as if they're another person. And again, like you said,
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we all love our dogs, we love our pets. Why
do they have to be there with you every second.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Of the day.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's a Health Gold violation and every single time, every
single time, it's not even arguable.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But that's just one example.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
And yes, I expect you to take your job a
dog to the restaurant with the outdoor dining.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Absolutely don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But when I see the dogs in the grocery stores plural,
when I see the dogs on the plane, outside the carriers,
when I see the dogs just about everywhere that people go,
I'm baffled. I'm completely baffled. I love my dogs to death.
They will never see the inside of a grocery store,
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never ever, ever, ever, because one I know Riley will
bark at everybody and everything and I can't since other
dogs have been in the store. I know that my
dogs are going to smell that, and they'll probably try
to urinate and mark the place because they smell other
dogs which have been in.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
The grocery store which should not have been there.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
And there's been some pretty I go to the Whole
Foods once in a while, there's been some medium sized dogs.
They're not all tiny that fit in the cart. They'll
walk them throughout the entire store and it's like with
like to Mark's point, they don't even have a service
thing on them. It's just they're walking them just, you know,
as if they're going outside. What's the continuum between an
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emotional support animal and a legit service animal other than
what the the because I think you can just say
any animals and so they do. And there are a
lot of times you'll see these dogs with the service
like vestag and it's like, that's not a service dog.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Come on, who are you trying to fool? Listen.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I loved my late cats more than I loved most people.
But you didn't see me taking them to a buffet
with me. No, let me go back to the story.
The suit said that he Contillo followed Alaska Airlines policy
reserving both in cabin dogs ahead of the flight by
calling and reserving the first class space, paying an additional
one hundred dollars per dog at the airport, and transporting
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the dogs plural in carriers compliant with size requirements. They
initially were placed in the fourth row first class. However,
shortly before takeoff and Alaska Airlines flight attendant and other
unknown mail employee of Alaska Airlines asked the plan plaintiff
and his father to move to Aisle eleven of the
plane for safety purposes.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I don't know what that's about.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Contilla explained that moving the dogs before takeoff would be
extremely dangerous for the dogs, noting that they were calm
at the moment, but would not be calm anymore that
the plane was full of people. Now see this is
where I still blame the owner, if only because if
you know you're is gonna trip out, then maybe the
dog should not be on the flight. Maybe you're gonna
have to make some other arrangement. Maybe you're gonna have
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to drive, you know what I mean, You're gonna have
to do something else because the dog probably shouldn't be
on the plane. And I know that sounds callous, and
I'm sympathetic that he lost his French bulldog, I am,
but too bad.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
You're not going so far as to suggest a person
inconvenience himself so that other people don't have to put
up with their pets.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I'm sympathetic to him for losing his dog. I am.
He's probably listening right now.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh, those Frenchies are cute too, And I know that
there's an issue about being moved from first class to
coach there is. He probably has a leg to stand
on with the suit. I'm just more perplexed by how
accommodating we are for dogs in society today when it
never used to be that way. And I want to
say something every single time I'm in Whole Foods and
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their dogs running around, because I want to like, I'm
standing like the middle floor just turning in circles.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Does nobody else see this?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Does nobody else understand that this is illegal in the
state of California. Can't just see the freakin buffet? We
are a post COVID. We should have a better sense
about this. We should have some common sense. I know,
common sense, ate all that common But why are the
dogs running around the food?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
You know, it's only a matter of time before a
dog in Whole Foods drops a Tootsie roll by the food.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I can't say that it hasn't happened. All I'm saying
is I've seen a dog urinate. You know how when
Whole Foods they have like the buffet food and they
have the salad, and then they have this far stansion
where they have like the cookies and the desserts.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, there was a dog which urinated right there.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Listen, if everybody's gonna mark off their territory like a
bear in the grocery store, that's gonna be me by
the brisket or something. I don't need an animal in
there to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Well.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh and about I want to say a month ago,
I was coming up that escalator when you come into
Whole Foods from the parking lot area, and unfortunately there
was a dog on a leash, not a service dog.
And I saw this and it was traumatizing. Who got
its say, one of his claws stuck in the escalator.
God at the top. Oh yeah, it started yelping. There
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was blood everywhere, and part of me was saying, I
hope the dog is okay. But at the same time,
that's on the owner because they should not have had
the dog there in that situation in the first place.
It's not four dogs, it's not And again going back
to the whole permissive society, it's like, we keep making
all these accommodations and I don't know why. I don't
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understand it. It's a grocery freaking store. Not a grocery store,
but a grocery freaking store. The dogs should have no
business in the store with all this food preparation going on.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I'm sorry that the dog died on the plane.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Going back to the story, that is it's horrible, But
at the same time, I wonder about the wisdom of
getting your dogs plural first class tickets.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It didn't used to be this way.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
The way to solve this is to get some shock
collars for some of the pet owners.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Have we solved this.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The way to solve this is start a pet airlines
where you have people traveling with their pets on like
a private service meant just for them.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Oh, you shouldn't have said that. I'm gonna steal that. Now,
somebody's gonna steal that. It's a great idea. Just look,
just have me as your pitch man.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, I'll be the one talk about you know, dogs
and airlines, fly the friendly skies. It'll be great. That's
how you solve the problems. We're gonna be rich so fast. Look,
why do you think they have dog parks? It's perfect
for dogs. Okay, you don't have to worry about the
dogs biting your child at a normal park.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You have a dog park, have a dog airline. They
have dog hotels.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I take my dogs to Wag Hotel and Carson shout
out to them all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's true, they do. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, just create a separate cottage industry for dogs and travel.
I know it's brilliant. It's brilliant. Someone make it happen
and then call me.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI Am sixty.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's the season of Liam Neeson.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And before we talk about Liam Neeson, Twala has an
update from last segment.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
It just hit me there actually is a airline that
caters to dogs. Yes, oh, man, they heard you and
they instantly launched it. It's bark Air. They instantly launched it. Yeah,
bark Air.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Is an airline.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
It's tickets for dogs, flights for dogs and their own
and it's actually flights for dogs and their owners.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I hate when people steal my ideas on madness.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
They stole my idea. They knew I was gonna get
years later.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
And yes, the seats are designed for dogs, and the
whole entire flight is for dog comfort. Dogs can lay
in the aisles, they can stretch out, they can bark.
There's music and all this that's designed for your peach.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Well, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let's talk about Liam Neeson, one of the most favorite
people of Talla sharp on the face of the earth,
next to maybe Mel Gibson, who's back in the news.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I'll let you find that story. Go to TMC dot com.
They're probably best friends. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Well, Liam Neeson seventy two years old. He says that
he's no longer dipping his toe into the dating pool.
If you're seventy two, are you really in the dating pool?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I didn't think you were going to say toe.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Okay, I would have given you a rim shot for that.
But Stephan is a hater.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
He's asleep at the wheel tonight. No, no, no, he hates you.
There's a difference. How could he possibly hurt it?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
And he acknowledged it, and he refused to give you
credit for it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
He looks up to me like a beloved big brother,
like in Amandez brother sort of way. No different brothers. Okay,
I just want to be clear.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Thank you very much, like that one. Since they are
back in the news.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
A little thumb on the scale here, I think, ooh.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
In the new issue of People, Liam Neeson opens up
about his iconic career, fatherhood, and his life now at
age seventy two. Asked if he dates, Neison said no,
in a word, I'm past all that. I would like
to do a Niss impression, but I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I think it's because people who have dated him. He
can never get out of character. He's always in character.
Would could you imagine if he's calling up a woman
asking her out on a date, and to goes something
like this.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I don't know who you are, I don't know what
you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I
can tell you why. I don't have money.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's kind of kinky.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
When you're talking about ransom first date, it's like, whooh,
slow down, Liam, slow down.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It's not quite a diddy party yet.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
If you are looking for a rounsome, I can tell
you why I don't have money.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But what I do have, Oh, I know what he has.
He's getting ready to whip it out.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
A very particular set of skill.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Whooah, Liam Neeson has a particular get your skills.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah, skills, A very particular set of skills, skills.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I have acquired her for a very long career.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Does he say he's a jigglow? Is that what he's
intimating he knows what to do with the equipment. I
don't know if that's gonna win the ladies over. If
he has problem dating, I'm quite sure it has something
to do with his Mac game. It just seems like
he's objectifying the woman. He's going straight to sex. He's
thinking it's going to be a freak off and that
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probably doesn't turn women on.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I'm just guessing are a very particular set of skills,
skills I have acquired her for a very long career,
skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
If that's dark man.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It doesn't sound like you get ready to ask him
to go to dinner. Yeah, picture that on that Golden
Bachelor show. Big, big thumbs down.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
If you'll let my daughter go, now, that'll be the
end of it. I will not look for you. I
will not pursue you.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
But if you don't, he's so breathy with it too,
I will look for you, stalker, stalker, I will.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Look for you.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I will find you, and I will kill you.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And I will kill you.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Now, you're not going to get a date if you're
telling the woman that you're gonna kill her and I
will kill you. Does that supposed to make it more sensual?
Because he's breathy and I will kill you, and I.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Will kill you, kill you, kill you, I will kill you.
It's super breathy. I didn't ever notice that. Oh yeah, yeah,
he look. I know. We all like what we like.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
There's probably some woman out there who's probably turned on
by that. I imagine in the dating pool of someone
who's seventy two years old, probably not a lot, even
though he tries to sound sexy with it. If he
were talking to a man, he wouldn't be so breathy.
I've had someone say they were going to try to
kill me. It wasn't breathy like that. It wasn't sexy.
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It had all sorts of profanity, and it was much
more rough around the edges. It was not I will
kill you. No, it wasn't that old Qui gon Jin's
getting freaky.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
No no, no, no, no, no, you're you're misunderstanding.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
This is this is how he is when he's speaking
to a woman. But you've got to know that when
it comes to him defending a woman, he will get
a crow bar and beat the hell out of the
first black man that he sees. And that's got to
feel that. I think he just said that out of anger.
He didn't mean it, you know, he just like, just
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like everything, he didn't mean it.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, let me just interpret for you. Liam Neeson.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
On the surface, that would seem kind of rude, right,
and he doesn't get down like that. Liam Neeson is
probably one of the nicest guys in the world.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Nice. I don't know he does, and I take him
out of his word. I believe him. He has a
special set of skills, a certain set of skills.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
And I will kill you.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
So sexy, yes, so sexy. I don't buy it.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Well, villains drop their defenses when you get them aroused.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I gotta I gotta imagine. I gotta mention that someone
got wet out there, and I will kill you. What
did you say?
Speaker 5 (17:16):
And I will kill you, Liam, I will kill you.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Belam, Say it again and I will kill you. Six
fortylive everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Some weeks ago, we talked about haunted houses and the
reason why, with the exception of like the Haunted Mansion,
and you're familiar with that intro. I don't do haunted
houses because I don't like people jumping out at me.
I definitely don't like people touching me. And my natural
inclination is to punch your kick because that's just how
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I'm wired. Not like I'm a tough guy or anything.
I'm just saying, it's just a reflex action. Someone jumps
in front of you and they put their hands on you, you
just respond. Well, let me tell you about this extreme
haunted house which is being accused of being a torture chamber,
and it comes with a forty page waiver and also
has calls for it to shut down. It's in Tennessee
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and it's called mccamie Manor.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
And get this. Some participants said that they were waterboarded.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Tased, whipped, taunted with spiders, and trapped in boxes during
the quote unquote no escape nightmare. You have to sign
waivers saying that you can't sue before you even go in,
and there is no quitting and there's no safe word.
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That's according to the owner, Russ mccamye. If you put
me in that situation, I'm gonna have to try to
kill a mother father, because if you try to waterboard me,
taize me, we're having a fight. It's a full on
fight at that point. That's at least a poor YELP review.
I will happily pay for a ticket to see Mark
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Ronner go through that and see him know was.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Probably worse than me. Oh I am.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
In fact, in one of my first newspaper jobs, I
used to go do stunt type things like go up
in a stunt plane whatever. I agree to spend the
night in a haunted house, like a real one that
used to be a former metal hospital. I made it
to about four am. Before the noises started making me
a little uneasy, and I just went home and had
a drink.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh there's a limit, There is a limit, and this
is way past my limit, according to some participants. And
there's the waivers forty pages long. People have had their
heads shaved, They've been punched and kicked.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Wait, the guests going through the house.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yes, yes, okay, we'd be okay, there's nothing okay, no tattoos.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Possibly.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
They said that there's a petition now, online petition which
has attracted tens of thousands of people to have the
Haunted House shut down. Yeah, and according to the online petition,
it says the Haunted House does screenings to find the weakest,
most easily manipulated people to do the haunt, and if
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it thinks that.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
You're not easily manipulated, you aren't allowed to go. Quote.
It's literally just a kidnapping and torture house.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
That's even worse than paying for one of those restaurants
where the waitress insalts you at the table. This has
got mark written all over it. No, no news s.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
The only way I would do it is if I'm
allowed to throw hands. And I'm quite sure the waiver
probably says you can't, but they're allowed to do all
these things to you.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Oh oh, now see there's one in England where they
prod you with like a cattle prod. They strip you naked,
they will torture you, slap you, do all types of stuff.
This seems to be a new thing and it's the
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Inola at the Scare Maze in Walsall, England.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, you have to sign the.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
Waiver there as well, but yeah, electric shocking, slapping, shaving,
it's just I'm sorry, Yes, yes, it's a bdsmuse, that's
what that sounds like.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, for sure. Look all I know is I kill you.
I will kill every mother father up in there. You
come with a cattle pride a taser. Are you gonna
try to waterboard me? No, that's someone has to die
at that point. How am I going to stay there
and have someone waterboard me? And then at the end.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
It's like, oh my gosh, that was so much fun,
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, I will kill you or die trying can't believe
people actually pay for this and then sign a waiver.
It's forty pages and after you come out you might
not have all your hair. You may have bruises, you
may have legitimate injuries. And let's be honest, I'm quite
sure someone is getting sexually assaulted because there are no rules.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Clearly clearly.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Oh yeah, if I'm going through a haunted house, I
do not want to be touched in the bikini area.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
No, not at all. Look, I don't want to be
touched at all. I just have a thing about that.
Anyone touching me who I don't know and not expecting
to touch me, that's an instant escalation. And I've signed
a forty page waiver hypothetically saying that I can't respond.
I assume they're saying you can't respond. Otherwise, people like
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me and Tualla and Mark would just get together and say, okay,
let's let's just run roughs shot.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Over the You can't do that, Bruce willis last boy
scout move where you smack the nose up into their skull.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, palm hill strive Yeah yeah yeah. Look,
if you're doing something trying to hurt me, then what's
the natural response hurt them back?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Weeping? Weeping is the natural response, and I will kill you.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Why he's trying to be sexy, Liam, This isn't the
wrong time, it's really inappropriate. It's Later with mo Kelly.
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Speaker 1 (23:22):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
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Speaker 2 (23:28):
Let me just ask very quickly, have you seen the
show Tulsa with Sylvester Stallone?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Oh, Tulsa King? Yeah, excuse me, Tulsa King. Yes, I saw.
I think the first episode. It wasn't too bad, but
I wasn't compelled to just chain watch all of them.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I plan to get back to it though.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
It's very good, and it's season two and they've added
Frank Grillo, who's really good.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, and he's in a new Werewolf movie
coming out that I cannot wait to see.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
He's just one of those I think he's embraced the
fact that he's going to be received as a bad guy.
He plays a villain very well. He's probably a really
nice guy in real life, but he plays the villain
very well. And they have Neil McDonough, who they if
you know that actor, he always plays a bad guy,
but he's the sinister albino with the with the light
eyes and everything.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, he's terrifying Grillo. I think is kind of a
real life badass. I've seen footage of him training and
fighting and stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh, he works out a lot. He takes good care
of himself. I have one Neil McDonough's story, and it's
one of those stories that means he won't be coming
on the show afterwards. Oh well, then by all means
I think he's a fine actor. He's always in TV
shows generally that I love him. Man, he was in
Minority Report and other stuff. When I was at Penn's
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Bowling Alley, and this goes back to a story we
talked about last night. I was at Penns Bowling Alley
and if you know anything about that, it was connected
to Jerry's Deli in Studio City. Oftentimes I go to
Mary's Deli get some food. I don't bowl because I'm
horrible at it. So I was wandering out in the
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bowling alley and I looked out and he was there
with his family. It was somebody's birthday, I think, in
his family. And I am real big on. I don't
bother people, even though I recognize them in those situations,
because why they're with their families, like, for example, Kirsten
Duntz was there one night.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Adam Sandler was there one night. Don't even acknowledge them.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
And I think part of the reason why a lot
of these stars will go to that pens Bowling alleys
because by and large, people don't bother anyone.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
It's almost like you're gonna see stars. There's not a
big deal.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, anyhow, I had gone into the bathroom, and this
is a true story. Remember we were talking about people
who like don't wash their hands.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh god, oh, true story, Come on, true story.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
At least it was a number one. You know, it
could have been worse.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
I could never Okay, the flash, the saying, but it's
one of those.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Things where like you're a recognizable person, so people are
going to be aware of those things.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
If it was just some dude, I may not have noticed.
But it's like, oh, that's so.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
And so, and then he realized, oh, so and so
he just wipes his hands on his pants.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Huh, what is there to wipe? I mean he didn't
go to the sink. Oh no, I'm saying, well, yeah, yeah,
you know, I'm sorry. Wow, Now does he do that
all the time? I don't know. I don't know. I
just know where I was. And if you do it
in public, you do it at home. It's not like,
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you know, Neil Thing is a fine actor. He's probably
not coming on the show now because someone is calling
him right now. We're texting him saying like, do you
know what mo Kelly said? Well, we don't want him
on the show now.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Yeah, can't shake his hand, no pictures with him, nothing, Yeah,
unless we're all in hazmat suits keeping the hell away.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
True story.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
But he probably would fit in perfectly around here given
the lack of hygiene habits of people who work here.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Oh yeah, he could hook up with the guy who
pooped in the urinal. Great, you're assuming that that person
still works here. How did you know that? I actually
don't know that. I want to know, but nobody's telling
as rumor. Never mind, I think whoever did that should
be on a federal registry and actually in a supermac's
prison right now. That's insane, I tell you. And this
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is another example of why Mo you ought to write
a book. There's certain stories and that's not like a
really really bad story, but that's a perfect example. If
I told all my stories about people who people know
on a certain level. I wouldn't be able to do
this job because call your book the Rogue Defecators. I
want to know, is this like a diddy thing where
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you're afraid you're gonna get whacked if you reveal the information?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
If I told you about how much sex was had
in that never mind, I can't our bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I didn't. I didn't say bathroom.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Careful with that microphone, Ma, come on, careful with that microphone.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
It sounds like a book that he's gonna write as
he retires. Stephan, you know what I'm talking about, right, Yeah,
I'm not making this up.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I am not making this up.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
There are certain stories I can't tell until I'm done
in this business because it would ruin me because I
would piss off someone who knows someone and they would
tell two friends, and they would tell two friends, and
so on and so on. I just can't tell certain
stories and that would be a best seller. Oh it
would be you put your food on that countermark?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
There used to be overnight people. I wish I could
say I was kidding you. What do you want me
to say? If the walls could talk.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
If these flat services could talk, well, this is disgusting,
and I'm gonna start just I'm gonna come to work
in shrink wrap tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
YEP, true story? Is it somebody I know? I don't
know if you know, I don't know. I just I
just know that there's so many stories like that, like
the person who was defecating in the parking garage. Now
that I know who that is and that, but I'm saying,
think of that person. If I told that story about
that person, they would be blowback. And even though it's
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one hundred percent true and that this video and that
was shocking and it happened multiple times.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Listens.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
As a journalist, I am in favor of transparency on.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
That you are if so long as you don't have
to suffer the blowback exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
You don't mind me throwing myself on my sword trying
to figure out where to go with this. You know
I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Well, okay, I know the one person, and uh, what's
the worst thing that could happen to you?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
No, because that person, Because that person knows a lot
of high power people, and it would be very difficult
for me to navigate this business going forward.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
They're gonna say, Moe is gonna rat on you phone.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Mo Kelly blew the whistle on me for pooping in
the in the parking garage.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
How can I forgive that? Mark? You know, that's how
this business works.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Would we just run interference for rogue poopers?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
No, I'm not running interference, but I'm saying, let's take
it to the world of Diddy. People make decisions about
what they want to bring forward and what they would
rather not because they're making a calculation. With Diddy, they
have to worry about getting shot. With me, it's a
career consideration because they would. They're powerful people who can
make a calls like Okay, that guy's done. Not everything's
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about climbing the ladder. Most Sometimes you have to expose
somebody who's who's pooping is in the public interest.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Once again, he's okay with you, rus.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Right, tell me and I'll expose him.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Sure, sure you will.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Mark.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Oh yeah, by the way, Mo said, right, it's important
to st you know.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I won't be an unnamed source. I'll be named like
at the top of the back next to his byline.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
This just in from Morris William o' kelly. Look my
full government name. That's right, all right, Mark, Williams. It's
all about credibility. I don't getting some look.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
At the time, k if I AM six forty were
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Speaker 5 (31:24):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
And you know, I love my dogs, love them. They're
family members. Riley and Benson both many Schnauzers. But I
know their limitations. They can do a lot, and there
are certain things they can't put up with. I've never
tried to take either or both on a plane. I
don't trust that. I just don't like the whole idea
of even going through an airport and trying to keep
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one or both of them calm enough on an airplane
for hours. Not something I'm going to do. But I
see more and more dogs on planes. I have never
seen a dog in first class. But a San Francisco
man has sued Alaska Airlines alleging negligence which led to
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the death of his beloved three year old French bulldog,
you know those really expensive dogs. After he the San
Francisco man was asked to move from first class to
coach on a flight from New York to San Francisco.
That right there seems kind of strange unless I was
just upgraded to first class, And I'm assuming this was
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not the case. That the San Francisco man, Michael Contillo
purchased a first class ticket.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You're not moving me from first class to coach.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
You're gonna have to promise something more than oh, we'll
give you a free ticket here there orever. I have
to have first class if I've paid for first class,
that's the first thing. Because Michael Contill claimed that he
specifically purchased a first class ticket to give his dog
Ash more space and to keep him around fewer people.
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On the February first flight, however, Contilla was asked to
move to coach, and Ash, his dog, became anxious, according
to the story, led to health issues culminating in Ash's death.
A lawsuit subsequent to that was filed October sixteenth and
the San francisc Go County Superior Court against Alaska Airlines
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alleging breach of contract, negligence, negligent hiring and supervision, negligent
infliction of emotional distress, and seeks punitive damages to be
determined at trial. This is what I don't know, and
it's not clear in the story. Did Contill move from
first class to coach and the dog remained in first
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class and then uh suffered separation anxiety over the duration
of the flight or were they both moved back to
coach and the tightness of the space made the dog
seem you know, became unstable and flipped out that died.
I don't know what happened, it's not exactly clear. And
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also was a dog in a carrier. I have been
on flights where the dogs were not in a carrier,
if they were too large for a carrier. It's just
weird how that you have dogs everywhere. I say this
as someone who loves dogs. When I go and I
know Mark Ron's probably seen this because you and I
go to the Whole Foods. Not a day goes by
once I go to Whole Foods in Burbank, and if
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the owners are listening, you need to do something about this.
Not a day goes by when I go to Whole
Foods in which there aren't at least two people at
least two with dogs on leashes walking around Whole Foods.
I'm talking about by the buffet, I'm talking about by
the salad they open food and there was an occasion
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where I saw a dog urinate by the salads.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, yes, And I know that it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Is against the law to have dogs in areas where
there's open food or food preparation areas well.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I think the definition of service animal has really no.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
These aren't service animals, these are straight up pets. Yeah yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was just saying I wish I could remember the
name of the comedian, but he pointed out because he's
a little bit older than I was. And even he said,
when I was a kid, when did you ever bring
your dog anywhere besides a dog park or going out
to take them for a walk. And now they're there
as if they're another person. And again, like you said,
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we all love our dogs, we love our pets. Why
do they have to be there with you every second.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Of the day.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's a Health Gold violation and every single time, every
single time, it's not even arguable.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But that's just one example.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
And yes, I expect you to take your job a
dog to the restaurant with the outdoor dining.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Absolutely don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But when I see the dogs in the grocery stores plural,
when I see the dogs on the plane, outside the carriers,
when I see the dogs just about everywhere that people go,
I'm baffled. I'm completely baffled. I love my dogs to death.
They will never see the inside of a grocery store,
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never ever, ever, ever, because one I know Riley will
bark at everybody and everything and I can't since other
dogs have been in the store. I know that my
dogs are going to smell that, and they'll probably try
to urinate and mark the place because they smell other
dogs which have been in.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
The grocery store which should not have been there.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
And there's been some pretty I go to the Whole
Foods once in a while, there's been some medium sized dogs.
They're not all tiny that fit in the cart. They'll
walk them throughout the entire store and it's like with
like to Mark's point, they don't even have a service
thing on them. It's just they're walking them just, you know,
as if they're going outside. What's the continuum between an
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emotional support animal and a legit service animal other than
what the the because I think you can just say
any animals and so they do. And there are a
lot of times you'll see these dogs with the service
like vestag and it's like, that's not a service dog.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Come on, who are you trying to fool? Listen.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I loved my late cats more than I loved most people.
But you didn't see me taking them to a buffet
with me. No, let me go back to the story.
The suit said that he Contillo followed Alaska Airlines policy
reserving both in cabin dogs ahead of the flight by
calling and reserving the first class space, paying an additional
one hundred dollars per dog at the airport, and transporting
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the dogs plural in carriers compliant with size requirements. They
initially were placed in the fourth row first class. However,
shortly before takeoff and Alaska Airlines flight attendant and other
unknown mail employee of Alaska Airlines asked the plan plaintiff
and his father to move to Aisle eleven of the
plane for safety purposes.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I don't know what that's about.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Contilla explained that moving the dogs before takeoff would be
extremely dangerous for the dogs, noting that they were calm
at the moment, but would not be calm anymore that
the plane was full of people. Now see this is
where I still blame the owner, if only because if
you know you're is gonna trip out, then maybe the
dog should not be on the flight. Maybe you're gonna
have to make some other arrangement. Maybe you're gonna have
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to drive, you know what I mean, You're gonna have
to do something else because the dog probably shouldn't be
on the plane. And I know that sounds callous, and
I'm sympathetic that he lost his French bulldog, I am,
but too bad.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
You're not going so far as to suggest a person
inconvenience himself so that other people don't have to put
up with their pets.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I'm sympathetic to him for losing his dog. I am.
He's probably listening right now.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Oh, those Frenchies are cute too, And I know that
there's an issue about being moved from first class to
coach there is. He probably has a leg to stand
on with the suit. I'm just more perplexed by how
accommodating we are for dogs in society today when it
never used to be that way. And I want to
say something every single time I'm in Whole Foods and
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their dogs running around, because I want to like, I'm
standing like the middle floor just turning in circles.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Does nobody else see this?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Does nobody else understand that this is illegal in the
state of California. Can't just see the freakin buffet? We
are a post COVID. We should have a better sense
about this. We should have some common sense. I know,
common sense, ate all that common But why are the
dogs running around the food?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
You know, it's only a matter of time before a
dog in Whole Foods drops a Tootsie roll by the food.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I can't say that it hasn't happened. All I'm saying
is I've seen a dog urinate. You know how when
Whole Foods they have like the buffet food and they
have the salad, and then they have this far stansion
where they have like the cookies and the desserts.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, there was a dog which urinated right there.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Listen, if everybody's gonna mark off their territory like a
bear in the grocery store, that's gonna be me by
the brisket or something. I don't need an animal in
there to do it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Well.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh and about I want to say a month ago,
I was coming up that escalator when you come into
Whole Foods from the parking lot area, and unfortunately there
was a dog on a leash, not a service dog.
And I saw this and it was traumatizing. Who got
its say, one of his claws stuck in the escalator.
God at the top. Oh yeah, it started yelping. There
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was blood everywhere, and part of me was saying, I
hope the dog is okay. But at the same time,
that's on the owner because they should not have had
the dog there in that situation in the first place.
It's not four dogs, it's not And again going back
to the whole permissive society, it's like, we keep making
all these accommodations and I don't know why. I don't
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understand it. It's a grocery freaking store. Not a grocery store,
but a grocery freaking store. The dogs should have no
business in the store with all this food preparation going on.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I'm sorry that the dog died on the plane.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Going back to the story, that is it's horrible, But
at the same time, I wonder about the wisdom of
getting your dogs plural first class tickets.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It didn't used to be this way.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
The way to solve this is to get some shock
collars for some of the pet owners.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Have we solved this.
Speaker 5 (10:02):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The way to solve this is start a pet airlines
where you have people traveling with their pets on like
a private service meant just for them.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Oh, you shouldn't have said that. I'm gonna steal that. Now,
somebody's gonna steal that. It's a great idea. Just look,
just have me as your pitch man.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, I'll be the one talk about you know, dogs
and airlines, fly the friendly skies. It'll be great. That's
how you solve the problems. We're gonna be rich so fast. Look,
why do you think they have dog parks? It's perfect
for dogs. Okay, you don't have to worry about the
dogs biting your child at a normal park.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
You have a dog park, have a dog airline. They
have dog hotels.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I take my dogs to Wag Hotel and Carson shout
out to them all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
That's true, they do. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, just create a separate cottage industry for dogs and travel.
I know it's brilliant. It's brilliant. Someone make it happen
and then call me.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI Am sixty.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's the season of Liam Neeson.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
And before we talk about Liam Neeson, Twala has an
update from last segment.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
It just hit me there actually is a airline that
caters to dogs. Yes, oh, man, they heard you and
they instantly launched it. It's bark Air. They instantly launched it. Yeah,
bark Air.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Is an airline.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
It's tickets for dogs, flights for dogs and their own
and it's actually flights for dogs and their owners.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I hate when people steal my ideas on madness.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
They stole my idea. They knew I was gonna get
years later.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
And yes, the seats are designed for dogs, and the
whole entire flight is for dog comfort. Dogs can lay
in the aisles, they can stretch out, they can bark.
There's music and all this that's designed for your peach.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Well, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let's talk about Liam Neeson, one of the most favorite
people of Talla sharp on the face of the earth,
next to maybe Mel Gibson, who's back in the news.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I'll let you find that story. Go to TMC dot com.
They're probably best friends. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Well, Liam Neeson seventy two years old. He says that
he's no longer dipping his toe into the dating pool.
If you're seventy two, are you really in the dating pool?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I didn't think you were going to say toe.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Okay, I would have given you a rim shot for that.
But Stephan is a hater.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
He's asleep at the wheel tonight. No, no, no, he hates you.
There's a difference. How could he possibly hurt it?
Speaker 2 (12:38):
And he acknowledged it, and he refused to give you
credit for it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
He looks up to me like a beloved big brother,
like in Amandez brother sort of way. No different brothers. Okay,
I just want to be clear.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Thank you very much, like that one. Since they are
back in the news.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
A little thumb on the scale here, I think, ooh.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
In the new issue of People, Liam Neeson opens up
about his iconic career, fatherhood, and his life now at
age seventy two. Asked if he dates, Neison said no,
in a word, I'm past all that. I would like
to do a Niss impression, but I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I think it's because people who have dated him. He
can never get out of character. He's always in character.
Would could you imagine if he's calling up a woman
asking her out on a date, and to goes something
like this.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
I don't know who you are, I don't know what
you want. If you are looking for a ransom, I
can tell you why. I don't have money.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
That's kind of kinky.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
When you're talking about ransom first date, it's like, whooh,
slow down, Liam, slow down.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It's not quite a diddy party yet.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
If you are looking for a rounsome, I can tell
you why I don't have money.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
But what I do have, Oh, I know what he has.
He's getting ready to whip it out.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
A very particular set of skill.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Whooah, Liam Neeson has a particular get your skills.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah, skills, A very particular set of skills, skills.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I have acquired her for a very long career.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Does he say he's a jigglow? Is that what he's
intimating he knows what to do with the equipment. I
don't know if that's gonna win the ladies over. If
he has problem dating, I'm quite sure it has something
to do with his Mac game. It just seems like
he's objectifying the woman. He's going straight to sex. He's
thinking it's going to be a freak off and that
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probably doesn't turn women on.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I'm just guessing are a very particular set of skills,
skills I have acquired her for a very long career,
skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
If that's dark man.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
It doesn't sound like you get ready to ask him
to go to dinner. Yeah, picture that on that Golden
Bachelor show. Big, big thumbs down.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
If you'll let my daughter go, now, that'll be the
end of it. I will not look for you. I
will not pursue you.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
But if you don't, he's so breathy with it too,
I will look for you, stalker, stalker, I will.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Look for you.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I will find you, and I will kill you.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
And I will kill you.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Now, you're not going to get a date if you're
telling the woman that you're gonna kill her and I
will kill you. Does that supposed to make it more sensual?
Because he's breathy and I will kill you, and I.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Will kill you, kill you, kill you, I will kill you.
It's super breathy. I didn't ever notice that. Oh yeah, yeah,
he look. I know. We all like what we like.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
There's probably some woman out there who's probably turned on
by that. I imagine in the dating pool of someone
who's seventy two years old, probably not a lot, even
though he tries to sound sexy with it. If he
were talking to a man, he wouldn't be so breathy.
I've had someone say they were going to try to
kill me. It wasn't breathy like that. It wasn't sexy.
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It had all sorts of profanity, and it was much
more rough around the edges. It was not I will
kill you. No, it wasn't that old Qui gon Jin's
getting freaky.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
No no, no, no, no, no, you're you're misunderstanding.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
This is this is how he is when he's speaking
to a woman. But you've got to know that when
it comes to him defending a woman, he will get
a crow bar and beat the hell out of the
first black man that he sees. And that's got to
feel that. I think he just said that out of anger.
He didn't mean it, you know, he just like, just
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like everything, he didn't mean it.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, let me just interpret for you. Liam Neeson.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
On the surface, that would seem kind of rude, right,
and he doesn't get down like that. Liam Neeson is
probably one of the nicest guys in the world.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Nice. I don't know he does, and I take him
out of his word. I believe him. He has a
special set of skills, a certain set of skills.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
And I will kill you.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
So sexy, yes, so sexy. I don't buy it.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Well, villains drop their defenses when you get them aroused.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I gotta I gotta imagine. I gotta mention that someone
got wet out there, and I will kill you. What
did you say?
Speaker 5 (17:16):
And I will kill you, Liam, I will kill you.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Belam, Say it again and I will kill you. Six
fortylive everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Some weeks ago, we talked about haunted houses and the
reason why, with the exception of like the Haunted Mansion,
and you're familiar with that intro. I don't do haunted
houses because I don't like people jumping out at me.
I definitely don't like people touching me. And my natural
inclination is to punch your kick because that's just how
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I'm wired. Not like I'm a tough guy or anything.
I'm just saying, it's just a reflex action. Someone jumps
in front of you and they put their hands on you, you
just respond. Well, let me tell you about this extreme
haunted house which is being accused of being a torture chamber,
and it comes with a forty page waiver and also
has calls for it to shut down. It's in Tennessee
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and it's called mccamie Manor.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
And get this. Some participants said that they were waterboarded.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Tased, whipped, taunted with spiders, and trapped in boxes during
the quote unquote no escape nightmare. You have to sign
waivers saying that you can't sue before you even go in,
and there is no quitting and there's no safe word.
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That's according to the owner, Russ mccamye. If you put
me in that situation, I'm gonna have to try to
kill a mother father, because if you try to waterboard me,
taize me, we're having a fight. It's a full on
fight at that point. That's at least a poor YELP review.
I will happily pay for a ticket to see Mark
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Ronner go through that and see him know was.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Probably worse than me. Oh I am.
Speaker 4 (19:23):
In fact, in one of my first newspaper jobs, I
used to go do stunt type things like go up
in a stunt plane whatever. I agree to spend the
night in a haunted house, like a real one that
used to be a former metal hospital. I made it
to about four am. Before the noises started making me
a little uneasy, and I just went home and had
a drink.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh there's a limit, There is a limit, and this
is way past my limit, according to some participants. And
there's the waivers forty pages long. People have had their
heads shaved, They've been punched and kicked.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Wait, the guests going through the house.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yes, yes, okay, we'd be okay, there's nothing okay, no tattoos.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Possibly.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
They said that there's a petition now, online petition which
has attracted tens of thousands of people to have the
Haunted House shut down. Yeah, and according to the online petition,
it says the Haunted House does screenings to find the weakest,
most easily manipulated people to do the haunt, and if
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it thinks that.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
You're not easily manipulated, you aren't allowed to go. Quote.
It's literally just a kidnapping and torture house.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
That's even worse than paying for one of those restaurants
where the waitress insalts you at the table. This has
got mark written all over it. No, no news s.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
The only way I would do it is if I'm
allowed to throw hands. And I'm quite sure the waiver
probably says you can't, but they're allowed to do all
these things to you.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
Oh oh, now see there's one in England where they
prod you with like a cattle prod. They strip you naked,
they will torture you, slap you, do all types of stuff.
This seems to be a new thing and it's the
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Inola at the Scare Maze in Walsall, England.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Yeah, you have to sign the.
Speaker 6 (21:22):
Waiver there as well, but yeah, electric shocking, slapping, shaving,
it's just I'm sorry, Yes, yes, it's a bdsmuse, that's
what that sounds like.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Yeah, for sure. Look all I know is I kill you.
I will kill every mother father up in there. You
come with a cattle pride a taser. Are you gonna
try to waterboard me? No, that's someone has to die
at that point. How am I going to stay there
and have someone waterboard me? And then at the end.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
It's like, oh my gosh, that was so much fun,
let's do it.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
No, I will kill you or die trying can't believe
people actually pay for this and then sign a waiver.
It's forty pages and after you come out you might
not have all your hair. You may have bruises, you
may have legitimate injuries. And let's be honest, I'm quite
sure someone is getting sexually assaulted because there are no rules.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Clearly clearly.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Oh yeah, if I'm going through a haunted house, I
do not want to be touched in the bikini area.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
No, not at all. Look, I don't want to be
touched at all. I just have a thing about that.
Anyone touching me who I don't know and not expecting
to touch me, that's an instant escalation. And I've signed
a forty page waiver hypothetically saying that I can't respond.
I assume they're saying you can't respond. Otherwise, people like
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me and Tualla and Mark would just get together and say, okay,
let's let's just run roughs shot.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Over the You can't do that, Bruce willis last boy
scout move where you smack the nose up into their skull.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Yeah, oh yeah, palm hill strive Yeah yeah yeah. Look,
if you're doing something trying to hurt me, then what's
the natural response hurt them back?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Weeping? Weeping is the natural response, and I will kill you.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Why he's trying to be sexy, Liam, This isn't the
wrong time, it's really inappropriate. It's Later with mo Kelly.
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Speaker 2 (23:28):
Let me just ask very quickly, have you seen the
show Tulsa with Sylvester Stallone?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Oh, Tulsa King? Yeah, excuse me, Tulsa King. Yes, I saw.
I think the first episode. It wasn't too bad, but
I wasn't compelled to just chain watch all of them.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I plan to get back to it though.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
It's very good, and it's season two and they've added
Frank Grillo, who's really good.
Speaker 4 (23:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, and he's in a new Werewolf movie
coming out that I cannot wait to see.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
He's just one of those I think he's embraced the
fact that he's going to be received as a bad guy.
He plays a villain very well. He's probably a really
nice guy in real life, but he plays the villain
very well. And they have Neil McDonough, who they if
you know that actor, he always plays a bad guy,
but he's the sinister albino with the with the light
eyes and everything.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah, he's terrifying Grillo. I think is kind of a
real life badass. I've seen footage of him training and
fighting and stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Oh, he works out a lot. He takes good care
of himself. I have one Neil McDonough's story, and it's
one of those stories that means he won't be coming
on the show afterwards. Oh well, then by all means
I think he's a fine actor. He's always in TV
shows generally that I love him. Man, he was in
Minority Report and other stuff. When I was at Penn's
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Bowling Alley, and this goes back to a story we
talked about last night. I was at Penns Bowling Alley
and if you know anything about that, it was connected
to Jerry's Deli in Studio City. Oftentimes I go to
Mary's Deli get some food. I don't bowl because I'm
horrible at it. So I was wandering out in the
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bowling alley and I looked out and he was there
with his family. It was somebody's birthday, I think, in
his family. And I am real big on. I don't
bother people, even though I recognize them in those situations,
because why they're with their families, like, for example, Kirsten
Duntz was there one night.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Adam Sandler was there one night. Don't even acknowledge them.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
And I think part of the reason why a lot
of these stars will go to that pens Bowling alleys
because by and large, people don't bother anyone.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
It's almost like you're gonna see stars. There's not a
big deal.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, anyhow, I had gone into the bathroom, and this
is a true story. Remember we were talking about people
who like don't wash their hands.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Oh god, oh, true story, Come on, true story.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
At least it was a number one. You know, it
could have been worse.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
I could never Okay, the flash, the saying, but it's
one of those.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Things where like you're a recognizable person, so people are
going to be aware of those things.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
If it was just some dude, I may not have noticed.
But it's like, oh, that's so.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
And so, and then he realized, oh, so and so
he just wipes his hands on his pants.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Huh, what is there to wipe? I mean he didn't
go to the sink. Oh no, I'm saying, well, yeah, yeah,
you know, I'm sorry. Wow, Now does he do that
all the time? I don't know. I don't know. I
just know where I was. And if you do it
in public, you do it at home. It's not like,
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you know, Neil Thing is a fine actor. He's probably
not coming on the show now because someone is calling
him right now. We're texting him saying like, do you
know what mo Kelly said? Well, we don't want him
on the show now.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Yeah, can't shake his hand, no pictures with him, nothing, Yeah,
unless we're all in hazmat suits keeping the hell away.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
True story.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
But he probably would fit in perfectly around here given
the lack of hygiene habits of people who work here.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
Oh yeah, he could hook up with the guy who
pooped in the urinal. Great, you're assuming that that person
still works here. How did you know that? I actually
don't know that. I want to know, but nobody's telling
as rumor. Never mind, I think whoever did that should
be on a federal registry and actually in a supermac's
prison right now. That's insane, I tell you. And this
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is another example of why Mo you ought to write
a book. There's certain stories and that's not like a
really really bad story, but that's a perfect example. If
I told all my stories about people who people know
on a certain level. I wouldn't be able to do
this job because call your book the Rogue Defecators. I
want to know, is this like a diddy thing where
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you're afraid you're gonna get whacked if you reveal the information?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
If I told you about how much sex was had
in that never mind, I can't our bathrooms.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I didn't. I didn't say bathroom.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Careful with that microphone, Ma, come on, careful with that microphone.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
It sounds like a book that he's gonna write as
he retires. Stephan, you know what I'm talking about, right, Yeah,
I'm not making this up.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
I am not making this up.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
There are certain stories I can't tell until I'm done
in this business because it would ruin me because I
would piss off someone who knows someone and they would
tell two friends, and they would tell two friends, and
so on and so on. I just can't tell certain
stories and that would be a best seller. Oh it
would be you put your food on that countermark?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
There used to be overnight people. I wish I could
say I was kidding you. What do you want me
to say? If the walls could talk.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
If these flat services could talk, well, this is disgusting,
and I'm gonna start just I'm gonna come to work
in shrink wrap tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
YEP, true story? Is it somebody I know? I don't
know if you know, I don't know. I just I
just know that there's so many stories like that, like
the person who was defecating in the parking garage. Now
that I know who that is and that, but I'm saying,
think of that person. If I told that story about
that person, they would be blowback. And even though it's
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one hundred percent true and that this video and that
was shocking and it happened multiple times.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Listens.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
As a journalist, I am in favor of transparency on.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
That you are if so long as you don't have
to suffer the blowback exactly.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
You don't mind me throwing myself on my sword trying
to figure out where to go with this. You know
I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Well, okay, I know the one person, and uh, what's
the worst thing that could happen to you?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
No, because that person, Because that person knows a lot
of high power people, and it would be very difficult
for me to navigate this business going forward.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
They're gonna say, Moe is gonna rat on you phone.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Mo Kelly blew the whistle on me for pooping in
the in the parking garage.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
How can I forgive that? Mark? You know, that's how
this business works.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Would we just run interference for rogue poopers?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
No, I'm not running interference, but I'm saying, let's take
it to the world of Diddy. People make decisions about
what they want to bring forward and what they would
rather not because they're making a calculation. With Diddy, they
have to worry about getting shot. With me, it's a
career consideration because they would. They're powerful people who can
make a calls like Okay, that guy's done. Not everything's
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about climbing the ladder. Most Sometimes you have to expose
somebody who's who's pooping is in the public interest.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Once again, he's okay with you, rus.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Right, tell me and I'll expose him.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Sure, sure you will.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Mark.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Oh yeah, by the way, Mo said, right, it's important
to st you know.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
I won't be an unnamed source. I'll be named like
at the top of the back next to his byline.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
This just in from Morris William o' kelly. Look my
full government name. That's right, all right, Mark, Williams. It's
all about credibility. I don't getting some look.
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