February 7, 2025 • 32 mins
ICYMI: Hour Three of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – A look at the new Universal Pictures ‘Jurassic World Rebirth’ trailer AND Universal Studios Hollywood’s new “Universal Fan Fest Nights” after-hours event…PLUS – Thoughts (and prayers) about a debilitating condition that has left a 22-year-old man severely allergic to his OWN orgasms - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
And did you know that Jurassic Park slash World has
now spanned more than thirty years as a franchise, and
the seventh movie across those thirty one years actually will
be out this July. Jurassic World Rebirth just dropped the trailer.
(00:27):
It's starring Scarlett Johansson, Maherschela Ali and it just says
to me, well, this is pretty much a Marvel movie,
but just seeming like and I'm thinking, like, am I
willing to trust another Jurassic whatever movie? I walked out
of the last one one because they were loud ass
kids in two. It was a silly movie up until
that point, the first forty events, it was just bad.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I look, as much as.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I wanted to see Lord Dern and Sam Neil from
the original cast joining the new.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Trilogy, it was just bad.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And I don't know, I don't know, even with the
right cast, could they tell the right story? How many
times can dinosaurs go wild for some reason and eat
twelve people at a time.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I think I've seen that movie enough times to know
that anytime you try to corral dinosaurs. They kill everyone.
It's gonna go back. They kill everyone, with the exception
one or two protagonists. Some of the protagonists have to die.
This kind of reminds me of your point with Squid Game,
which I thought was fantastic, but cause it's like, how
do you recreate the same magic from the first one,
(01:34):
because all it's just the same thing over and over again. Well,
part of it is the same magic doesn't really apply
to someone under thirty. They're probably only emotionally invested in
the newer trilogy with Chris Pratt. Me, since I've seen
all the movies and I know all the connectivity between
(01:55):
them and the different threads and storylines, there's nothing new.
There's nothing magical anymore. Every single movie there's some idea
of a new batter, meaner, longer tooth dinosaur that they've
created just for that movie. Every single movie there's a
new and improved Battie.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
But I watched this trailer this morning, and I can
tell you they have quadrupled down on what you just said,
Doctor Henry Lumis.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
This is Zora Bennett our Mission specialists, Sorry, what mission?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
This would be a medical breakthrough that could save countless lives.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It comes from the largest dinosaurs on the planet.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
My god, oh my god. Fortunately for us, all these
species exists in one isolated place.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Where can you be ready tomorrow? I can guarantee your safety,
I mean more or less, more or less, he's your guy.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
We're the best, not moving things and people in an
out of places they shouldn't be. We got towards Barbados
avoid government patrol, but they aren't that many anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What's that No one's dumb enough to go where we're going.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This island was the research facility for the original Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We need DNA from the three biggest dinosaurs. Do we
have to get a sample from an egg?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I suppose we could try to get it from the parent,
but they're a flying carnival of the size of an
F sixteenth.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Maybe we should make it quick.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
These dinosaurs are too dangerous for the original parks.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
The worst of the worst we're left here. I think
you get the journal idea.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Look every time somebody is trying to illegally monetize the
dinosaurs somehow every single movie. Wayne Knight's character in the
very first one, you know, doing the computer stuff, trying
to offload and sell the dinosaurs.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Every single movie someone.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Is trying to profit off the dinosaurs, and then it
all goes to hell. People get eaten, they die horribly,
and they say, if this ever gets out and the
world would be able to handle it, Now they're out
and they're still doing the same thing.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's the same old, tired story.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I love the fact that in this one, instead of
having a dangerous new dinosaur, they say, no, we're taking
you to the island where the worst or the worst goes.
If this is like the suicide squad eild or something.
They've got all the bad dinosaurs, they're all together. They've
got veloscal raptors, they've got tyrannosaurs is, they've got terodactyles,
(05:02):
They've got them all, and they all managed to just
stay in this one dangerous dinosaur bad lands.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And no one ever thought to raid that island in
trying to profiteer.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
For all the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
This one island, this one island Isla to Werta, whatever
they call it, This one island has been pretty much untouched, uncolonized,
because the bad dinosaurs are there to keep all of
the would be poaches away, and four humans with no
superpowers are going to go to the to this island
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and somehow abscond with all the DNA of the super Baddy.
You can almost literally apply that trailer to any of them,
because especially I love that line, like the safety, like
that hasn't been told every single time.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, oh, keep you saying more or less, more or less,
more or less?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, Yeah, Jeff gold Blue mass that same question in
one of the Jurassic Park movies. I mean, when he
was trying to protect his daughter and everything. It's the
same thing. It's the same thing, you know. And I
liked seeing doctor Ian Malcolm in the last movie when
you was testified in World Congress.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Those are like.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Full circle moments and you get to see an update
with the characters. But this movie can't even offer that.
And unless there is a a cameo by Chris Pratt
and Bryce Dallas Howard.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
There has to be it's set in the exact same world.
It's not, it's not it's connected. It is set within
the exact same world, and it's just saying, hey, we
didn't go to the research. That's why they said, this
is the research facility that's part of the Chris Pratt Island.
So all the bad dinosaurs that escaped from the Chris
Pratt Island, they thought.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
This was one.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I thought this was from the original the research facility
for the amusement park, the original amusement.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
No, no, no, this is this is the research facility
for that island that they tried to have when Chris
Pratt went and it all went to hell.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, so that means, yeah, Chris Pratt cameo. He'll be
asleep in his trailer and they'll call him and say, Owen,
we need you to come save some people.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Says no, I won't do it.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Owen they need you, And probably Scarlett Johansson's character will
have some sort of long ago dating history with Chris
Pratt's character, so he'll feel compelled to come and save
her or something.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Well, that's how you have the sequel. Because this is
already green lit for more films. Scarlett rms. I think
this is a three picture deal for her. Scar Joe
is back. She's back, even though in the trailer she
looks like she's phoning it in.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh she looked tremendously like twih Why am I here?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, the paycheck, that's why I'm here. It's Later with
Mo Kelly. But speaking of movies, let's talk about Universal Studios.
They're trying to connect with fans with a new after
hours event.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Will tell you about that next.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty Universal Studios.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
In Universal Studios is like.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Disneyland in respect to how they will use their own
properties to fuel events and attractions at the theme park.
And last week, Universal Studios Hollywood put tickets on sale
for its first Universal fan Fest Nights FanFest, and details
(08:21):
are slowly starting to leak out, but it starts April
twenty fifth, and it's using its Halloween Horror Nights model
to craft this all new event that focuses on quote
unquote comic con style franchises rather than horror and music genre.
So if you've ever been to Halloween Horror Nights, they're
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going to use their own properties to create this after
hours event, but it won't be Halloween stuff. Fans will
be able to walk through a Dungeons and Dragons adventure
and also to tour the Star Trek's enterprise d beaming
back to Earth at the end for something to highlight
(09:03):
might be the Back to the Future Destination Hill Valley experience,
which is kind of cool, kind of cool. Visitors will
take Universal's trams down to the back lot, where they'll
be invited to exit into the Courthouse Square set where
the nineteen eighty five movie Back to the Future was filmed,
and Universal will dress the location as it appeared in
(09:23):
the movie on the night when Marty McFly went Back
to the Future, and multiple times a night. It says
here that Universal also will simulate a lightning strike on
the courthouse's clock to complete the scene.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Other experiences if the event will include a fan zone
themed to the Japanese manga series One Piece, the US
premiere of Jiu Jitsu Kaisen, The Hunger of the Curse
forty movie from Universal Studios Japan, and plus experiences in
the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and Super Nintendo World.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
This all seems pretty interesting now. I want to know.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's like when you say after hours is just going
to like two three in the morning or is it
just like one am. That's the only thing it doesn't
really say here, but I would do this. I would
definitely check it out. I would like to go to
Hill Valley meet personally. I like the attractions. But oh here,
Debbie Downer, everybody has just entered the studio. No look, look,
(10:26):
no welcome, Sit on city sit.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I like what they're offering here because I'm down with
some of these on and May attractions that they're offering.
The whole Hill Valley experience. Yeah, that's cool, But you
cannot sit here and look me in my eyes and
tell me that Universal Studios is a place that you
ever marked down as somewhere you want to go you
right now as an adult?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, but see, I'm not the theme park enthusiast. It
took me like fifteen years in between Disneyland appearances for me,
So I don't know if that's a fair complaint, if
only because I'm not the person that they're trying to
get anyhow, I wasn't a person who would have ever
gone to Halloween horror Nights.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I wouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Okay, I hear you on that, But who is this
Hill Valley attraction for? Because I can tell you this,
my kids do not like or care about Back to
the Future. I try to show it to them and
they're like, why are we watching this. It'sless entertaining to you.
The answer is in the question. It's an after hours event.
It's not for the fifteen and sixteen year olds. Okay,
(11:30):
now after hours event. So again we're going back to adults.
You and I both know that if we leave here
at ten o'clock is after times. You know we're not
doing We're not saying, Man, let's go over to the Universal
Studio tauala win our fifties. I said, adults, not elderly.
There's a difference. Now give me my rim shot. Giving
my damn rim shot, I wait estoya ferando. My point
(11:56):
is the demographic probably is in the twenty to thirty
five because a lot of times it's about hanging out
after hours.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You could call this a mall, you can call this
a movie theater. It's about hanging out. That's what I
was gonna say, because when I was before I turned
twenty one, the cool thing for us to do is
go to midnight screenings. Right, So I think this is
more not necessarily maybe to all its kids, but it's
that age demographic that they're going after because ooh, we're
staying out past you know, I feel you.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
But I think if that's the case. They should have
been focusing more in on the things that attract that demographic.
That's why Halloween horr Nits is so impactful because they
have the weekend attraction. They have the girl that comes
out of the television and attraction the ring.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, the ring.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
They have all those things that I don't care about.
But those twenty somethings. Twenty somethings are still too young
for Back to the Future, and they're too old for
the anime offerings. I didn't hear anything you listed for
that twenty to thirty something year old to go to
this event.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh, the fact that it's at night, it will have liquor,
and it'll probably have women there for the I think
you're missing the larger point. It's not the attractions, it's
about the setting. Look Halloween hord Yeah, the I'm beiyance
Halloween horrdonized. I don't think the what I call kids,
they're not going there because it's about celebration.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Of horror movies per se. Come on, now you've been there.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's about hanging out and trying to find someone to
bump into if.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
You don't on a sort of but but it is
also about the attraction of being around other people that
are into what you're into. And I'm saying this because
as big as Super Mario World may have been when
it launched, it's one of those things that's like I've
been to the park. It's not really popping like that.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It's a limited engagement. I don't know how long it is,
but let's say it's two three weeks. Let's say it's
two or three weekends. Yeah, going into spring break.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I think it worked.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Look, I'm quite sure this is an experiment of sorts
because they're trying to recreate the magic of Halloween horror nights,
which they kind of own. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, you know,
and do it in a different six months later.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I'll just say I was just listening to the things
that you say are the attractions, and I'm like, if
you put this out in advertising, because because you know
what kids are gonna say. The people who are going
to want to go to this, they're saying, that's us.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Tells us. Look, they made no cap.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
They may say a lot of those things, but I think,
as someone who was twenty five many years ago last century,
I would want to go to this if only because
I know young.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Women over there.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Death that's the that's the that was the only point
of my existence in my twenties kind of thinking. Uh,
and we talked about this before we went to the movies.
It kind of sounds like a revamped CityWalk. I think
that's a description.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, maybe maybe, but CityWalk right now as it stands,
which is a late night venue that all the restaurants,
it's not just about the movie theaters, all the restaurants.
They have all these little late night attracts that already
at City Walk, and it does not pack the park out.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
But you know why.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And when I was going to City Walk in my
late twenties and early thirties, back then it wasn't as
heavily policed and patrolled it is now now. The guy,
you know, you have to be out. If you're not
with an adult, you gotta leave. You can't hang out. Yeah,
it's not the meeting spot that it once used to be.
I was up at CityWalk tough because there was a
lot of talent walking around. And I do a lot
(15:26):
of talent. I don't mean movie stars, I mean a
lot of talent. Yes, And you could hang out and
there are a few spots that you could drink, but
you could just meet young women in a place like that.
I think it's more the same where yes, you're gonna
pay some money to get in. I see the rationale
behind this. Time will tell whether it's successful.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
But I get it.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You have these properties that you own the rights to
put them out there and see if it will draw
it an audience, and if it doesn't work, you won't
do it next year.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I look, I wish them the best because that place
suffers mightily.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Well, there'll always be in Disneyland shadow. But but and
I think we talked about this off air. They're not
looking for the same clientele as Disney in the way
that Magic Mountain wasn't looking for the same clientele as Disneyland.
We're universal studios. We may not have the best titles,
but we know who we are. That's why we do
(16:23):
Halloween Horror Nights because we're catering to a very specific
segment and demographic that Disneyland does not. If you're twenty
five or something and you're coming out, maybe want to
meet someone and drink a little bit, you're going inclined
to go to Universal Studios than Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Ah No, that's where you'd be wrong.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
That is why Disneyland has an entire month long activation
of late night events that talks about what I'm saying now, Yeah,
you're now trying because they're trying to change the perception,
and we have talked about that. They're trying to get
the downtown Disney crowd over to Disneyland proper, which means
that that wasn't the case. Have attractions that are for
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that demographic specifically, do.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
They have a sparking club? Do that have a strip club?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Damn near.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
From my understanding, that is what the uh what the
the LGBT night or LGBTQ plus I A night look.
From I understanding, it's wild timing DC Land on that night, Okay,
it's wild time. Even the Star Wars night. There's a
lot of Princess Layer outfits that night.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
It's a lot it's going down, even on the Gospel night. Okay.
So the Princess Lair with the with the with the
bikini braws with.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Steel bra Yeah, a lot of out there, a lot
of that, a lot of blue milk dripping all over
the plate.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I tell you. That was nineteen eighty three. Returned the
Jedi came out. So I'm fourteen, the height of my adolescence.
The first time I saw Carrie Fisher and that Steele bikini.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
My freaking goodness, that must have been for a while.
Oh yeah it was that.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Oh yeah, that's what was under off, all that white
all that white robing.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
That she was weird. Go ahead, girl, those two buns
of hair. Sec c oh, you stupid.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Something that's weird, Sasoky, something that's weird.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Sas You're listening to later with Moe Kelly on demand
from KFI AM six FORTYFI. Mister Kelly, we're lived everywhere
on the iHeartRadio app and we're all adults here, and
I need to make sure I make this admonition because
(18:48):
there's some of us who sometimes refuse to acknowledge the
seriousness of certain topics we discuss.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Mark Runner, So I just.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Want that let everyone know that this is one of
the times where I want to have a serious discussion
about a serious medical issue. Night.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Can we all, can we please? I'm getting it out,
got it out, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
There's a man who has been experiencing extreme physical and
mental distress and you say, well, what's happening. Well, it
seems each and every time that he may experience an orgasm,
he has has an adverse reaction to that. He has
all sorts of symptoms, and he learned that he may
(19:35):
have a rare disorder where he is in fact allergic
to his own orgasms. His own orgasms, Okay, whether they're
self induced, whether they're participatory, does not matter. A twenty
two year old man in the prime of his life.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
My goodness, jeez.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
He sought care after di documenting that for years he
experienced flew like symptoms.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
For several hours after the culmination of his experience. Let
me put it that way, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
He struggles with weakness, malaise, a running nose, and itchy eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Okay, hey, careful what I'm saying. I know where you're
going with that running.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
His symptoms would begin about two to three after two
to three hours after the culmination of the event, and
by eight to ten hours, the symptoms would worsen, progressing
to conjunctivitis, abdominal pain, other nonspecific muscle pain, and even
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cognitive impairment that he described as his brain not functioning.
It's almost as if his body would shut down and
the episodes, according to the man twenty two years old,
would last for days, two to three days, preventing him
from going to work, and he, of course he had
to avoid any and all sexual activity, which led to
(21:08):
difficulties with relationships.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Was the culmination. The initial culmination was that at least good.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I don't get the sense it was, and it took
him some time to make the connection.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Between the two. Right when he would.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Finish and the symptoms would begin, that could be like traumatic. Honestly,
oh you're twenty two. You would look. I'm thinking about
me as a twenty two year old. There was only
one thing important in life, just one thing, okay, and
you're telling me at twenty two, I can't do that
or I will get sick to the point of three days,
I won't be able to go to work. I can't
(21:44):
even mess around and have a moist dream.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I have felt. I don't want to say this, yes, okay,
look careful, just tread like.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
There was a point not long ago, I was in
a situation. I was in a relationship where in any
time I was getting ready and we were beginning the
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act thereof of quote unquote making the love the life
I would experience extra and when I say extreme extreme pain,
just the mirror stiffening would would it would, I would
feel like I was being kicked repeatedly in my nether
(22:37):
regions to a point where I had to back away
and double over in pain. I could not even reach
the point that this meant. It was absolutely excrewcio. Did
you see a doctor about that?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I did? I did.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
I found out that that my tubing was crossed crisscrossed,
and it was causing no, no, no almost though. What
was happening is it was causing almost like like reflux
of the nether regions. It was almost like like any fluid,
any rushing almost Yeah, a heartburn in the scroc in
(23:17):
the scrocious and it was ye, it was, I mean
like it felt like I was being punched by vicious
vicious mma fighters.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Well, I learned something new about you that I didn't
really think I wanted to learn anything new about you.
I likened it to being like incredible Hulk who had
to avoid Banner had to avoid all sexual activity because
you would turned into a green, raging, homicidal monster, and
(23:45):
so he avoided all sexual activity. This sounds like that
you're twenty two years old, and if you get even
slightly aroused, you're on your way to.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Putting yourself in the hospital. That's a horrible way to live.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
It is is I feel for this individual, I really do.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I know I feel for him as well, because when
you're twenty two, the thoughts are probably pretty frequent along
those lines, and you're probably more inclined to want to date.
Sexual activities far more important in our twenties than maybe
later on in life.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I don't know how you would navigate that.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
He's great for the monk could though, sure sure not
the priesthood, but maybe the monk could. The monk could go.
It's a distinct difference. Yeah, for all that stuff? Is
you just forgive all that up? It's like, oh, I'm
not doing it anyway. I'm not trying to get sick.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Have you noticed that whenever we have these types of
subjects that may hit a little too close to home,
Mark has nothing to say.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
I was waiting exactly for you to say that. Here
I am thinking that there ought to be a yellow
police tape all around to Wallace LN and you try
to turn it to me. Twala, you your whole crotch
is like a super fun site and you want.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
To get want to for fun? No it no, Look
I'm telling you Mark. You know you're like, come on,
let's go, let's get on.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
You're like, oh my god. I thought, and here's say.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
The first time it happened, I thought she had done
something unnecessarily freaky.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
And I was like, no, don't grab what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I was in that much I thought I was being
squos quoes Jesus.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
It was pain Yeah, painful. That almost makes me not
want to mock you, but not quite. Oh I don't know.
I can find some mocking in there.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Well yeah, I mean I have some base level of
human decency, but not that much.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Look, I appreciate the candor that we are taking. This
is actually much more. Seriously, you're the only one who's
being you think we're helping somebody. I mean, you're the
only one who's sharing anything. There's no weed, there's no candor.
I thought this is a safe space.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It is safe, But I'm saying you're the only one
who's sharing anything.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
It's all you dog. You have to buy yourself. Man. Sorry,
I can't relate.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
That's that's that particular is not my issue of my
tubes feeling like they're tied.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Involved to get it fixed, it did involve some correctional
a minor correctional procedure that was able to undo the
tubligation or whatever it was.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, it was just no, it looked no, it made it.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Made it made the fluid flow freely and so that way,
you know, upon culmination, it didn't feel like someone was again.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Is it to put it in the parlance of Donald Trump,
they just turned on the valve kind of.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
It was almost like instead look imagine instead, instead of
fluid exiting, it was just rushing right back in and
circulating and almost like it was it was almost like
the flu wouldn't go anywhere. It was no, what do
you want me to do? Comment, I'm saying like that,
(27:04):
That's what it was like. So, yes, it was like
they un okay you you were backed up. Okay, we
got it. No, no, I gotta I've gotta treat him
as a hostile witness. Here you say, minor, minor corrective
procedure that could be anything from from you know, a
flick to surgery.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
What what are we talking about here? Yeah, no, no, no, no,
it it was.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
It was it was like it was like a slight,
a slight teeny little incision, very very small incision, very
very small, and it was just kind of like moving, moving,
moving the thing around, moving stuff around.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Okay, then it's good. It's good, it's good. It's fine.
I'm just gonna let that silence hang out there. It's fine.
Were you under for this? Can I forty? I want
to answer. We're alive everywhere Dieheart Radio app.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You're listening later with Moe Kelly on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
All right, before we get out of here, just want to
let you know tomorrow on the show, I'll be joined
by Shannon Fare and she's going to impart some of
her vast football knowledge ahead of L PARTI, though, he
Gante st Domingo think okay, practic doc, yes, Beno what
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He's pretty good. He doubled down on the avoiding the name.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I like that. Look, I'll just say this.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
We got this email at work today saying that we
can't say the name of the event on Sunday because
a trademark. And that's not really true. But I'm not
going to argue with the big bosses, you know whatever.
So it's L part though, he gante Ye.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Now for my final thought, which is kind of along
those lines.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
There is this big sporting event coming up on Sunday,
El Batilo Hygante.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
You might be going to a party.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Or you might stay home and host a party, or
maybe you're just going to watch it alone.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I've been known to do that over the years.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Whatever you plan to do to take it in, I'm
assuming you're going to do it first and foremost to
enjoy it. I would hope. If not, you know, you're
really weird. You're you're really strange. I don't hate watch
or hate listen to anything. I don't spend one minute
watching or listening to entertainment for the purpose of getting
(29:35):
myself angry. But I know a lot of people who
do hate watch a lot, which is also strange. But
like the song said, people are strange. So tonight, before
we go, I'm just gonna leave you with some what
of what I call enjoyment advice. You got two teams
representing Pennsylvania and Missouri and they're squaring off for a
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football championship, El Patilohigante. The game will be part of
sports history forever. No matter what, something great will happen
somebody will do something likely spectacular along the way, and
intersperse between the great moments will be some funny and
some not very funny commercials. This is my recommendation, and
I think Mark Ronner would agree. Have a drink or
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two or maybe even eight, and enjoy all those moments
in between. Try not to stroke out over hearing lift
every voice and sing before the game because it offends
your political sensibilities. And I know you can do it
because you didn't stroke out last year when it was
also played, or the year before that when it was
also played, so I know you'll survive this year.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
It's not new. Don't act brand new.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Don't have a conniption either because the camera happened to
show President Trump or Taylor Swift. They'll both be in
attended to at El Patio Higonte Why because it's a
TV event. Famous people show up to big events and
often end up on the jumble trom or part of
the event coverage. This ain't new, it happens. Don't act
like it's something new. Don't be brand new. Just be
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like me, Just be like Mark. Sip your liquor and
enjoy the show. Hug your dog or cat, enjoy your buzz. Hell,
you might even get some before the night is over
if you play your cards right. Nobody likes an angry
ass drunk nobody, So before the night.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Is over, make sure you enjoy the game.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
L Bartida dicmte, enjoy your liquor, enjoy your special loved
one who maybe be there with you. Because there's no
reason to get worked up about stuff having nothing to
do with a game in which you don't get any
money from a championship ring or any portion of the
proceeds from the sale of any of the products and
the commercials. You might as well just watch the game
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and ignore the rest, because that's what saying people do,
That's what we all used to do, and that's what
I am gonna do because is that way I win,
no matter the score. We'll see you tomorrow. It's later
with Mo Kelly k IF. I am six forty. We're
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
And did you know that Jurassic Park slash World has
now spanned more than thirty years as a franchise, and
the seventh movie across those thirty one years actually will
be out this July. Jurassic World Rebirth just dropped the trailer.
(00:27):
It's starring Scarlett Johansson, Maherschela Ali and it just says
to me, well, this is pretty much a Marvel movie,
but just seeming like and I'm thinking, like, am I
willing to trust another Jurassic whatever movie? I walked out
of the last one one because they were loud ass
kids in two. It was a silly movie up until
that point, the first forty events, it was just bad.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I look, as much as.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I wanted to see Lord Dern and Sam Neil from
the original cast joining the new.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Trilogy, it was just bad.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And I don't know, I don't know, even with the
right cast, could they tell the right story? How many
times can dinosaurs go wild for some reason and eat
twelve people at a time.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I think I've seen that movie enough times to know
that anytime you try to corral dinosaurs. They kill everyone.
It's gonna go back. They kill everyone, with the exception
one or two protagonists. Some of the protagonists have to die.
This kind of reminds me of your point with Squid Game,
which I thought was fantastic, but cause it's like, how
do you recreate the same magic from the first one,
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because all it's just the same thing over and over again. Well,
part of it is the same magic doesn't really apply
to someone under thirty. They're probably only emotionally invested in
the newer trilogy with Chris Pratt. Me, since I've seen
all the movies and I know all the connectivity between
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them and the different threads and storylines, there's nothing new.
There's nothing magical anymore. Every single movie there's some idea
of a new batter, meaner, longer tooth dinosaur that they've
created just for that movie. Every single movie there's a
new and improved Battie.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
But I watched this trailer this morning, and I can
tell you they have quadrupled down on what you just said,
Doctor Henry Lumis.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
This is Zora Bennett our Mission specialists, Sorry, what mission?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
This would be a medical breakthrough that could save countless lives.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
It comes from the largest dinosaurs on the planet.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
My god, oh my god. Fortunately for us, all these
species exists in one isolated place.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Where can you be ready tomorrow? I can guarantee your safety,
I mean more or less, more or less, he's your guy.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
We're the best, not moving things and people in an
out of places they shouldn't be. We got towards Barbados
avoid government patrol, but they aren't that many anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
What's that No one's dumb enough to go where we're going.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This island was the research facility for the original Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We need DNA from the three biggest dinosaurs. Do we
have to get a sample from an egg?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I suppose we could try to get it from the parent,
but they're a flying carnival of the size of an
F sixteenth.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Maybe we should make it quick.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
These dinosaurs are too dangerous for the original parks.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
The worst of the worst we're left here. I think
you get the journal idea.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Look every time somebody is trying to illegally monetize the
dinosaurs somehow every single movie. Wayne Knight's character in the
very first one, you know, doing the computer stuff, trying
to offload and sell the dinosaurs.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Every single movie someone.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Is trying to profit off the dinosaurs, and then it
all goes to hell. People get eaten, they die horribly,
and they say, if this ever gets out and the
world would be able to handle it, Now they're out
and they're still doing the same thing.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
It's the same old, tired story.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
I love the fact that in this one, instead of
having a dangerous new dinosaur, they say, no, we're taking
you to the island where the worst or the worst goes.
If this is like the suicide squad eild or something.
They've got all the bad dinosaurs, they're all together. They've
got veloscal raptors, they've got tyrannosaurs is, they've got terodactyles,
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They've got them all, and they all managed to just
stay in this one dangerous dinosaur bad lands.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And no one ever thought to raid that island in
trying to profiteer.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
For all the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
This one island, this one island Isla to Werta, whatever
they call it, This one island has been pretty much untouched, uncolonized,
because the bad dinosaurs are there to keep all of
the would be poaches away, and four humans with no
superpowers are going to go to the to this island
(05:37):
and somehow abscond with all the DNA of the super Baddy.
You can almost literally apply that trailer to any of them,
because especially I love that line, like the safety, like
that hasn't been told every single time.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, oh, keep you saying more or less, more or less,
more or less?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, Yeah, Jeff gold Blue mass that same question in
one of the Jurassic Park movies. I mean, when he
was trying to protect his daughter and everything. It's the
same thing. It's the same thing, you know. And I
liked seeing doctor Ian Malcolm in the last movie when
you was testified in World Congress.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Those are like.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Full circle moments and you get to see an update
with the characters. But this movie can't even offer that.
And unless there is a a cameo by Chris Pratt
and Bryce Dallas Howard.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
There has to be it's set in the exact same world.
It's not, it's not it's connected. It is set within
the exact same world, and it's just saying, hey, we
didn't go to the research. That's why they said, this
is the research facility that's part of the Chris Pratt Island.
So all the bad dinosaurs that escaped from the Chris
Pratt Island, they thought.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
This was one.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I thought this was from the original the research facility
for the amusement park, the original amusement.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
No, no, no, this is this is the research facility
for that island that they tried to have when Chris
Pratt went and it all went to hell.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Okay, so that means, yeah, Chris Pratt cameo. He'll be
asleep in his trailer and they'll call him and say, Owen,
we need you to come save some people.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Says no, I won't do it.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Owen they need you, And probably Scarlett Johansson's character will
have some sort of long ago dating history with Chris
Pratt's character, so he'll feel compelled to come and save
her or something.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Well, that's how you have the sequel. Because this is
already green lit for more films. Scarlett rms. I think
this is a three picture deal for her. Scar Joe
is back. She's back, even though in the trailer she
looks like she's phoning it in.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Oh she looked tremendously like twih Why am I here?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, the paycheck, that's why I'm here. It's Later with
Mo Kelly. But speaking of movies, let's talk about Universal Studios.
They're trying to connect with fans with a new after
hours event.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Will tell you about that next.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty Universal Studios.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
In Universal Studios is like.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Disneyland in respect to how they will use their own
properties to fuel events and attractions at the theme park.
And last week, Universal Studios Hollywood put tickets on sale
for its first Universal fan Fest Nights FanFest, and details
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are slowly starting to leak out, but it starts April
twenty fifth, and it's using its Halloween Horror Nights model
to craft this all new event that focuses on quote
unquote comic con style franchises rather than horror and music genre.
So if you've ever been to Halloween Horror Nights, they're
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going to use their own properties to create this after
hours event, but it won't be Halloween stuff. Fans will
be able to walk through a Dungeons and Dragons adventure
and also to tour the Star Trek's enterprise d beaming
back to Earth at the end for something to highlight
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might be the Back to the Future Destination Hill Valley experience,
which is kind of cool, kind of cool. Visitors will
take Universal's trams down to the back lot, where they'll
be invited to exit into the Courthouse Square set where
the nineteen eighty five movie Back to the Future was filmed,
and Universal will dress the location as it appeared in
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the movie on the night when Marty McFly went Back
to the Future, and multiple times a night. It says
here that Universal also will simulate a lightning strike on
the courthouse's clock to complete the scene.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Other experiences if the event will include a fan zone
themed to the Japanese manga series One Piece, the US
premiere of Jiu Jitsu Kaisen, The Hunger of the Curse
forty movie from Universal Studios Japan, and plus experiences in
the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and Super Nintendo World.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
This all seems pretty interesting now. I want to know.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's like when you say after hours is just going
to like two three in the morning or is it
just like one am. That's the only thing it doesn't
really say here, but I would do this. I would
definitely check it out. I would like to go to
Hill Valley meet personally. I like the attractions. But oh here,
Debbie Downer, everybody has just entered the studio. No look, look,
(10:26):
no welcome, Sit on city sit.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I like what they're offering here because I'm down with
some of these on and May attractions that they're offering.
The whole Hill Valley experience. Yeah, that's cool, But you
cannot sit here and look me in my eyes and
tell me that Universal Studios is a place that you
ever marked down as somewhere you want to go you
right now as an adult?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, but see, I'm not the theme park enthusiast. It
took me like fifteen years in between Disneyland appearances for me,
So I don't know if that's a fair complaint, if
only because I'm not the person that they're trying to
get anyhow, I wasn't a person who would have ever
gone to Halloween horror Nights.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I wouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Okay, I hear you on that, But who is this
Hill Valley attraction for? Because I can tell you this,
my kids do not like or care about Back to
the Future. I try to show it to them and
they're like, why are we watching this. It'sless entertaining to you.
The answer is in the question. It's an after hours event.
It's not for the fifteen and sixteen year olds. Okay,
(11:30):
now after hours event. So again we're going back to adults.
You and I both know that if we leave here
at ten o'clock is after times. You know we're not
doing We're not saying, Man, let's go over to the Universal
Studio tauala win our fifties. I said, adults, not elderly.
There's a difference. Now give me my rim shot. Giving
my damn rim shot, I wait estoya ferando. My point
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is the demographic probably is in the twenty to thirty
five because a lot of times it's about hanging out
after hours.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
You could call this a mall, you can call this
a movie theater. It's about hanging out. That's what I
was gonna say, because when I was before I turned
twenty one, the cool thing for us to do is
go to midnight screenings. Right, So I think this is
more not necessarily maybe to all its kids, but it's
that age demographic that they're going after because ooh, we're
staying out past you know, I feel you.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
But I think if that's the case. They should have
been focusing more in on the things that attract that demographic.
That's why Halloween horr Nits is so impactful because they
have the weekend attraction. They have the girl that comes
out of the television and attraction the ring.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, the ring.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
They have all those things that I don't care about.
But those twenty somethings. Twenty somethings are still too young
for Back to the Future, and they're too old for
the anime offerings. I didn't hear anything you listed for
that twenty to thirty something year old to go to
this event.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh, the fact that it's at night, it will have liquor,
and it'll probably have women there for the I think
you're missing the larger point. It's not the attractions, it's
about the setting. Look Halloween hord Yeah, the I'm beiyance
Halloween horrdonized. I don't think the what I call kids,
they're not going there because it's about celebration.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Of horror movies per se. Come on, now you've been there.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
It's about hanging out and trying to find someone to
bump into if.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
You don't on a sort of but but it is
also about the attraction of being around other people that
are into what you're into. And I'm saying this because
as big as Super Mario World may have been when
it launched, it's one of those things that's like I've
been to the park. It's not really popping like that.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
It's a limited engagement. I don't know how long it is,
but let's say it's two three weeks. Let's say it's
two or three weekends. Yeah, going into spring break.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I think it worked.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Look, I'm quite sure this is an experiment of sorts
because they're trying to recreate the magic of Halloween horror nights,
which they kind of own. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, you know,
and do it in a different six months later.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I'll just say I was just listening to the things
that you say are the attractions, and I'm like, if
you put this out in advertising, because because you know
what kids are gonna say. The people who are going
to want to go to this, they're saying, that's us.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Tells us. Look, they made no cap.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
They may say a lot of those things, but I think,
as someone who was twenty five many years ago last century,
I would want to go to this if only because
I know young.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Women over there.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Death that's the that's the that was the only point
of my existence in my twenties kind of thinking. Uh,
and we talked about this before we went to the movies.
It kind of sounds like a revamped CityWalk. I think
that's a description.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, maybe maybe, but CityWalk right now as it stands,
which is a late night venue that all the restaurants,
it's not just about the movie theaters, all the restaurants.
They have all these little late night attracts that already
at City Walk, and it does not pack the park out.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
But you know why.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And when I was going to City Walk in my
late twenties and early thirties, back then it wasn't as
heavily policed and patrolled it is now now. The guy,
you know, you have to be out. If you're not
with an adult, you gotta leave. You can't hang out. Yeah,
it's not the meeting spot that it once used to be.
I was up at CityWalk tough because there was a
lot of talent walking around. And I do a lot
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of talent. I don't mean movie stars, I mean a
lot of talent. Yes, And you could hang out and
there are a few spots that you could drink, but
you could just meet young women in a place like that.
I think it's more the same where yes, you're gonna
pay some money to get in. I see the rationale
behind this. Time will tell whether it's successful.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
But I get it.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You have these properties that you own the rights to
put them out there and see if it will draw
it an audience, and if it doesn't work, you won't
do it next year.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
I look, I wish them the best because that place
suffers mightily.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Well, there'll always be in Disneyland shadow. But but and
I think we talked about this off air. They're not
looking for the same clientele as Disney in the way
that Magic Mountain wasn't looking for the same clientele as Disneyland.
We're universal studios. We may not have the best titles,
but we know who we are. That's why we do
(16:23):
Halloween Horror Nights because we're catering to a very specific
segment and demographic that Disneyland does not. If you're twenty
five or something and you're coming out, maybe want to
meet someone and drink a little bit, you're going inclined
to go to Universal Studios than Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Ah No, that's where you'd be wrong.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
That is why Disneyland has an entire month long activation
of late night events that talks about what I'm saying now, Yeah,
you're now trying because they're trying to change the perception,
and we have talked about that. They're trying to get
the downtown Disney crowd over to Disneyland proper, which means
that that wasn't the case. Have attractions that are for
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that demographic specifically, do.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
They have a sparking club? Do that have a strip club?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Damn near.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
From my understanding, that is what the uh what the
the LGBT night or LGBTQ plus I A night look.
From I understanding, it's wild timing DC Land on that night, Okay,
it's wild time. Even the Star Wars night. There's a
lot of Princess Layer outfits that night.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
It's a lot it's going down, even on the Gospel night. Okay.
So the Princess Lair with the with the with the
bikini braws with.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Steel bra Yeah, a lot of out there, a lot
of that, a lot of blue milk dripping all over
the plate.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I tell you. That was nineteen eighty three. Returned the
Jedi came out. So I'm fourteen, the height of my adolescence.
The first time I saw Carrie Fisher and that Steele bikini.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
My freaking goodness, that must have been for a while.
Oh yeah it was that.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Oh yeah, that's what was under off, all that white
all that white robing.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
That she was weird. Go ahead, girl, those two buns
of hair. Sec c oh, you stupid.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Something that's weird, Sasoky, something that's weird.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Sas You're listening to later with Moe Kelly on demand
from KFI AM six FORTYFI. Mister Kelly, we're lived everywhere
on the iHeartRadio app and we're all adults here, and
I need to make sure I make this admonition because
(18:48):
there's some of us who sometimes refuse to acknowledge the
seriousness of certain topics we discuss.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Mark Runner, So I just.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Want that let everyone know that this is one of
the times where I want to have a serious discussion
about a serious medical issue. Night.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Can we all, can we please? I'm getting it out,
got it out, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
There's a man who has been experiencing extreme physical and
mental distress and you say, well, what's happening. Well, it
seems each and every time that he may experience an orgasm,
he has has an adverse reaction to that. He has
all sorts of symptoms, and he learned that he may
(19:35):
have a rare disorder where he is in fact allergic
to his own orgasms. His own orgasms, Okay, whether they're
self induced, whether they're participatory, does not matter. A twenty
two year old man in the prime of his life.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
My goodness, jeez.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
He sought care after di documenting that for years he
experienced flew like symptoms.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
For several hours after the culmination of his experience. Let
me put it that way, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
He struggles with weakness, malaise, a running nose, and itchy eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Okay, hey, careful what I'm saying. I know where you're
going with that running.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
His symptoms would begin about two to three after two
to three hours after the culmination of the event, and
by eight to ten hours, the symptoms would worsen, progressing
to conjunctivitis, abdominal pain, other nonspecific muscle pain, and even
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cognitive impairment that he described as his brain not functioning.
It's almost as if his body would shut down and
the episodes, according to the man twenty two years old,
would last for days, two to three days, preventing him
from going to work, and he, of course he had
to avoid any and all sexual activity, which led to
(21:08):
difficulties with relationships.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Was the culmination. The initial culmination was that at least good.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I don't get the sense it was, and it took
him some time to make the connection.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Between the two. Right when he would.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Finish and the symptoms would begin, that could be like traumatic. Honestly,
oh you're twenty two. You would look. I'm thinking about
me as a twenty two year old. There was only
one thing important in life, just one thing, okay, and
you're telling me at twenty two, I can't do that
or I will get sick to the point of three days,
I won't be able to go to work. I can't
(21:44):
even mess around and have a moist dream.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I have felt. I don't want to say this, yes, okay,
look careful, just tread like.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
There was a point not long ago, I was in
a situation. I was in a relationship where in any
time I was getting ready and we were beginning the
(22:15):
act thereof of quote unquote making the love the life
I would experience extra and when I say extreme extreme pain,
just the mirror stiffening would would it would, I would
feel like I was being kicked repeatedly in my nether
(22:37):
regions to a point where I had to back away
and double over in pain. I could not even reach
the point that this meant. It was absolutely excrewcio. Did
you see a doctor about that?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I did? I did.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
I found out that that my tubing was crossed crisscrossed,
and it was causing no, no, no almost though. What
was happening is it was causing almost like like reflux
of the nether regions. It was almost like like any fluid,
any rushing almost Yeah, a heartburn in the scroc in
(23:17):
the scrocious and it was ye, it was, I mean
like it felt like I was being punched by vicious
vicious mma fighters.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Well, I learned something new about you that I didn't
really think I wanted to learn anything new about you.
I likened it to being like incredible Hulk who had
to avoid Banner had to avoid all sexual activity because
you would turned into a green, raging, homicidal monster, and
(23:45):
so he avoided all sexual activity. This sounds like that
you're twenty two years old, and if you get even
slightly aroused, you're on your way to.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Putting yourself in the hospital. That's a horrible way to live.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
It is is I feel for this individual, I really do.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I know I feel for him as well, because when
you're twenty two, the thoughts are probably pretty frequent along
those lines, and you're probably more inclined to want to date.
Sexual activities far more important in our twenties than maybe
later on in life.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
I don't know how you would navigate that.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
He's great for the monk could though, sure sure not
the priesthood, but maybe the monk could. The monk could go.
It's a distinct difference. Yeah, for all that stuff? Is
you just forgive all that up? It's like, oh, I'm
not doing it anyway. I'm not trying to get sick.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Have you noticed that whenever we have these types of
subjects that may hit a little too close to home,
Mark has nothing to say.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
I was waiting exactly for you to say that. Here
I am thinking that there ought to be a yellow
police tape all around to Wallace LN and you try
to turn it to me. Twala, you your whole crotch
is like a super fun site and you want.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
To get want to for fun? No it no, Look
I'm telling you Mark. You know you're like, come on,
let's go, let's get on.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
You're like, oh my god. I thought, and here's say.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
The first time it happened, I thought she had done
something unnecessarily freaky.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
And I was like, no, don't grab what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I was in that much I thought I was being
squos quoes Jesus.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
It was pain Yeah, painful. That almost makes me not
want to mock you, but not quite. Oh I don't know.
I can find some mocking in there.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Well yeah, I mean I have some base level of
human decency, but not that much.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Look, I appreciate the candor that we are taking. This
is actually much more. Seriously, you're the only one who's
being you think we're helping somebody. I mean, you're the
only one who's sharing anything. There's no weed, there's no candor.
I thought this is a safe space.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It is safe, But I'm saying you're the only one
who's sharing anything.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
It's all you dog. You have to buy yourself. Man. Sorry,
I can't relate.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
That's that's that particular is not my issue of my
tubes feeling like they're tied.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Involved to get it fixed, it did involve some correctional
a minor correctional procedure that was able to undo the
tubligation or whatever it was.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, it was just no, it looked no, it made it.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Made it made the fluid flow freely and so that way,
you know, upon culmination, it didn't feel like someone was again.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Is it to put it in the parlance of Donald Trump,
they just turned on the valve kind of.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
It was almost like instead look imagine instead, instead of
fluid exiting, it was just rushing right back in and
circulating and almost like it was it was almost like
the flu wouldn't go anywhere. It was no, what do
you want me to do? Comment, I'm saying like that,
(27:04):
That's what it was like. So, yes, it was like
they un okay you you were backed up. Okay, we
got it. No, no, I gotta I've gotta treat him
as a hostile witness. Here you say, minor, minor corrective
procedure that could be anything from from you know, a
flick to surgery.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
What what are we talking about here? Yeah, no, no, no, no,
it it was.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
It was it was like it was like a slight,
a slight teeny little incision, very very small incision, very
very small, and it was just kind of like moving, moving,
moving the thing around, moving stuff around.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Okay, then it's good. It's good, it's good. It's fine.
I'm just gonna let that silence hang out there. It's fine.
Were you under for this? Can I forty? I want
to answer. We're alive everywhere Dieheart Radio app.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You're listening later with Moe Kelly on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
All right, before we get out of here, just want to
let you know tomorrow on the show, I'll be joined
by Shannon Fare and she's going to impart some of
her vast football knowledge ahead of L PARTI, though, he
Gante st Domingo think okay, practic doc, yes, Beno what
(28:26):
He's pretty good. He doubled down on the avoiding the name.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I like that. Look, I'll just say this.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
We got this email at work today saying that we
can't say the name of the event on Sunday because
a trademark. And that's not really true. But I'm not
going to argue with the big bosses, you know whatever.
So it's L part though, he gante Ye.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Now for my final thought, which is kind of along
those lines.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
There is this big sporting event coming up on Sunday,
El Batilo Hygante.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
You might be going to a party.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Or you might stay home and host a party, or
maybe you're just going to watch it alone.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I've been known to do that over the years.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Whatever you plan to do to take it in, I'm
assuming you're going to do it first and foremost to
enjoy it. I would hope. If not, you know, you're
really weird. You're you're really strange. I don't hate watch
or hate listen to anything. I don't spend one minute
watching or listening to entertainment for the purpose of getting
(29:35):
myself angry. But I know a lot of people who
do hate watch a lot, which is also strange. But
like the song said, people are strange. So tonight, before
we go, I'm just gonna leave you with some what
of what I call enjoyment advice. You got two teams
representing Pennsylvania and Missouri and they're squaring off for a
(29:56):
football championship, El Patilohigante. The game will be part of
sports history forever. No matter what, something great will happen
somebody will do something likely spectacular along the way, and
intersperse between the great moments will be some funny and
some not very funny commercials. This is my recommendation, and
I think Mark Ronner would agree. Have a drink or
(30:19):
two or maybe even eight, and enjoy all those moments
in between. Try not to stroke out over hearing lift
every voice and sing before the game because it offends
your political sensibilities. And I know you can do it
because you didn't stroke out last year when it was
also played, or the year before that when it was
also played, so I know you'll survive this year.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
It's not new. Don't act brand new.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Don't have a conniption either because the camera happened to
show President Trump or Taylor Swift. They'll both be in
attended to at El Patio Higonte Why because it's a
TV event. Famous people show up to big events and
often end up on the jumble trom or part of
the event coverage. This ain't new, it happens. Don't act
like it's something new. Don't be brand new. Just be
(31:05):
like me, Just be like Mark. Sip your liquor and
enjoy the show. Hug your dog or cat, enjoy your buzz. Hell,
you might even get some before the night is over
if you play your cards right. Nobody likes an angry
ass drunk nobody, So before the night.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Is over, make sure you enjoy the game.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
L Bartida dicmte, enjoy your liquor, enjoy your special loved
one who maybe be there with you. Because there's no
reason to get worked up about stuff having nothing to
do with a game in which you don't get any
money from a championship ring or any portion of the
proceeds from the sale of any of the products and
the commercials. You might as well just watch the game
(31:49):
and ignore the rest, because that's what saying people do,
That's what we all used to do, and that's what
I am gonna do because is that way I win,
no matter the score. We'll see you tomorrow. It's later
with Mo Kelly k IF. I am six forty. We're
live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app.
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