December 18, 2024 • 33 mins
ICYMI: Hour Two of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – A look at how the LA City Council’s Olympic forecasting may lead to a “crackdown on illegal vacation rentals” … PLUS – Thoughts on Liquid Death’s revolutionary ‘Pit Diaper’ AND the return of ‘WTF News’ revisiting the story of the South Bay Chef that murder his wife, then cooked her at their restaurant - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
And the Olympics are approaching. There's still a ways off,
of course, they're in twenty twenty eight, but as we
approach the city and the county, I would say is
trying to make arrangements to prepare for the influx of
all these people which are going to be coming to
the city. I wasn't old enough to really understand what
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it's like to have when Olympics come to La in
eighty four. I mean I was fifteen, but I didn't
have the same you know wherewithal to understand it. This one,
I understand what a tremendous undertaking it is for the city,
and it's more than just the venues. It's more than
just preparing for the athlete's village. You also have to
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prepare for the influx of people who will be coming
to the city, and the La City Council's Housing and
Homelessness Committee is considering adding inspectors, imposing stiffer penalties and
requiring that's key, requiring websites like Airbnb and booking dot
Com to use an electronic system, which is already in
(01:09):
place in New York City that would automatically reject bookings
at properties that aren't approved for short term rental.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
We've talked about Airbnb.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm not a huge fan of Airbnb, and if only
because I'm worried about cameras. I'm worried about dirty towels,
I'm worried about someone walking in all those things that
you don't have to worry about generally. Generally with a hotel,
I can pick the phone, there'll be someone at the
front desk.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's not the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But there are a lot of people who prefer to
use Airbnb, and there are a lot of people who
have basically fake Airbnb, where they're offering up a room
or an adu or some sort of space at their house,
not legally, but they're offering up as a short term rental,
and the Lacity Council wants to down on that. I
(02:01):
don't know how effective it could be, like, for example,
I don't know about you, Mark, but people are already
contacting me, sometimes family members, sometimes friends, sometimes acquaintances saying hey,
might you have some space for me to stay with
you during the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
They're already putting it out there.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
You're operating the hotel MO. People know not to do
that with me.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
They should know not to do that with me, But
it never works out that way. And anytime there's something
going on in LA, like I don't know, Christmas or
Thanksgiving or a Super Bowl or a RAMS game, it's like,
can we borrow your house?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, you can't borrow my house. They want to park
their car.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You know where I live, step in the basic area
I'm pretty close to so far, they want to park
my car at my house. Or I had a family
come in, a relative of my my wife who came
in for a wedding of a friend, not even to
see us, stayed a week with us and had a
family vacation going to Disneyland and saw the sites of
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Los Angeles, and they used as a hotel see hotel.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I hope you remember to make and turn down their
beds properly. When I first moved here, everybody that I
knew back in Seattle who discouraged me from moving here
six years ago, suddenly they were like, Oh, I'm going
to be down there in a few weeks.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Can I stay with you?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
No? Absolutely not. They have hotels here, they're pretty good.
You can get one of those. Oh, I'm good for that. Yeah,
they're hotels right on Century Boulevard.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And what's worse is what's worse, I'm closer to the
airport than the so far. Oh I'm seriously, Mark, you
could fly in from Seattle. You could text me when
you land, and I will be at the airport before
you get to baggage claim.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
That's how close siastic. I love this.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
So the Hotel MO offers airport no people is no?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
People assume that because like, well, what inconvenience is it?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Is it for you?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Because you live close to the airport, You got enough
room in your house. Maybe I don't want your dirty
ass in my house. Maybe I want to have a
vacation by myself. Maybe I don't want to have to
worry about you for two weeks during the Olympics. Going
back to the story, what I mean is everyone is
going to try to make money off the Olympics, and
the LA City Council understands that, but they're trying, allegedly
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trying to keep it above board and also keep it
legal and also make some money for the city. Don't
be you know, let's be real, it's always about money.
And I get it to a certain degree. You don't
want people just freelancing and doing these unapproved places for
people to stay. But people are going to do it.
People are going to be renting out their parking spaces.
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They do it right now for games at SOFI. As
you get closer to sofar, every place that has a
parking space or an area, they'll charge like twenty dollars
twenty five dollars for it because they have the space
and they want to sell the space.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's what people are going to do for the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And I don't know if you can stop it, but
the city council wants to somehow crack down on it,
and there will be fines attached. For more than a year,
the Housing and Homelessness Committee has been looking into the
growth of this home sharing phenomenon. And if you should
violate these laws, I should say these ordinances. The city
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will impose a five hundred and eighty seven dollars fine
on first time violators, but the department is proposing higher
penalties that would escalate from one thousand dollars for the
first violation on the smallest properties to sixty four thousand
for a third violation. On the largest How they would
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enforce this, I don't know. I'm quite sure I could
go to Craigslist right now. Don't recommend it, but I
could go to Craigslist right now and find people offering
up places to stay for the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Do you leave a chocolate on the pillow at Hotel mo?
Look just between you and me, because no one else
is listened. Nobody, No one like my wife or her family.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
But when my wife's family comes to town and they stay,
I make it a point to stay at the office
as late as possible. That's when I usually hang around
and talk to you guys after the show. Oh you too,
huh Yeah. And then when I get home, be it
around midnight or so, hopefully everyone's asleep, and then I
(06:34):
can go into my office and close the door and
no one will bother me.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, don't tell the long suffering one when I get
home real late and say I was working on a
voicer and just let's end this conversation right now.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
No, no, no, I use that all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But actually it is true, because if I have a
house full of people, I can't record anything in my
home studio. The dogs are barking, people are carrying on downstairs,
drinking and make a noise. Sometimes it's karaoke. I posted
the videos. There's really no way I can get anything done.
So whenever I have people at the house, I try
to make myself as scarce as possible. I leave earlier
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for work, and I return later from work, and hopefully
when I get home on a given day, I'm never
told in advance when they're coming and when they're leaving.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
You got to do what Dean Martin did to clear
out parties. He used to call the cops on his
own house and make a noise complaint.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's different when you're a black man. Someone might get shot.
Oh yeah, I've heard that, Okay, And you're half black.
You need to learn some of these realities. So half
of you is going to need to catch up and
hurry up and understand what it's like to be a
black man in America.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, half of me isn't going to enjoy the other
half harassed by the cops, since that's going to be
really awkward.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
So you're not just going to call the police just
come over a break up a party. No, you're right,
I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But you and I are very similar in regard to
how we handle guests in the house. I try to
make myself scarce because if I come home too early
from work, like tonight, get off anywhere between ten fifteen
and ten third depends on how quickly I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
To get out of here.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
If I were to get home at ten forty five,
and let's say we have guests, say hey.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
How was what tell me about your job?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
What did you have on the shoulder, I mean, it's
like another forty five minute conversation from the moment I
walk in the door. I just can't be grumpy Moe
and go up to my office. Oh boy, can I
relate to that? I would be inhospitable at that point.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
So now adding insult to injury, are they also drinking
all your booze during this time?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Probably? Okay, okay, probably.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But because you know, I'm I'm not going to be
the complete a hole and safe because my wife will say, yeah,
whatever's in the future refrigerator. Fine, you know, our house
is your house. You know the Western coasto suit Costo
no byofb Yeah, Happy holidays.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on Demand's from
KFI am six forty and I have.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
This perfect Christmas gift.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And you know, when someone says it's the perfect Christmas gift,
it probably isn't.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But this time I mean it.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It is the perfect Christmas gift for that special someone
in your life. If you like music like me, if
you used to go to a lot of concerts like
I did back in the day, you might want to
consider this gift. And it's by Liquid Death. I know,
strange company name, but it's relevant. They're offering the pit diaper,
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and it is. It has been flying off shelves. According
to the San Francisco Chronicle, the pit diaper has been
developed in collaboration with depend you know depend the leading
brand of adult incontinence products. And for just seventy five
dollars you can get the pit diaper. You say, well,
(09:56):
what the hell is the pit diaper? Well, it is
designed to allow concert goers to stay in the mosh pit,
or you can say, your seat at any given concert
without having to worry about going to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It is what you think it is.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You can wear this diaper at a concert and not
have to worry about missing any of the show. It
is specially designed for wearing at an event out on
the town.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Thank god. And you're wondering that, well, who thought of this?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, well, last month there was this pack show at
the Chase Center in the San Francisco area and a
woman was filmed urinating in the middle of a crowd
at the Sabrina Carpenter's concert.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
In the middle of the concert.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Just squat it down and let it flow in the concert,
in the concert, in the middle of the concert, not
in a porta party. No no, no, no, like as
the concert was going on, was in the front few
rows and didn't want to miss anything. So she just
popped the squad right there, right there, and people, unfortunately
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they got urinated on, but it did let a light
bulb in some of their minds and they said, hey,
that's not you know, that's.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Not something we have to do. There is a solution.
It is a problem.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
With a solution, we can get the pit diaper for
only seventy five dollars and we can just go ahead
and go in our pants.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Now.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Were they selling these at the Subrilla carbon No, No,
it's just the one I guess.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Because of how the moment went viral on social media,
people have said Hey, you know I have been in
a similar situation, not me personally, but I'm assuming that
people say, hey, I've been in a similar situation, worried
about going to the bathroom, and I don't want to
lose my place, especially if it's a general admission, you know,
just standing romoli. This could be a way to alleviate
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that brick sitting on your bladder and you don't have
to miss anything. I can't wait to see the commercials
for these. I don't think they'll need commercials. It's one
of those things where people are just going to buy
it on word of mouth. I haven't worn a diaper
for about fifty four years or so. I can't exactly
remember what it's like or what it felt like warm
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it first. I'm guessing, but I'm thinking it's probably not
all that comfortable to wear generally, and probably even less
comfortable after it's used and you're still wearing it.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I always wondered when they show the big crowds for
the ball drop in New York on New Year's Eve,
how do they not all wear diapers?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Where do they go? Right?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I'm thinking the same thing. They're not enough porta potties,
and you can't move all that much. And if you're
trying to stand near the front so you can be
seen right behind Ryan Seacrest or whatever, you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Have to be there for a long time. And you
don't want to be given a total string unwanted golden shower.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
That's just rude. Okay, man, impolite. Hey, Hey, I.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Think that's the first time that that phrase has ever
been uttered on KFI. Impolite, What I think that's the
first time. Yeah, I'm presuing your showers.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Mark. There is an Avengers film coming out within the
next two years, and I will absolutely try one of
these out. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, are there about wait?
How we run a tape on this step out three
hours long?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
If I can avoid going to the restroom with this
pit pass or pit body diaper pack?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
All right, step and I need to lead to because
I need to talk to my fellow brothers here who
are over the age of forty five. Fair enough, Okay,
this is only for our ears to hear. I have
a routine before I start the show. I go to
the bathroom before I sit down to eat, Like when
I come in to work, I usually my lunch with me.
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I have to go to the bathroom before I start eating,
because otherwise it will be on my mind and it
will distract me and it'll take away from my meal.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Well, you want to be able to focus. Correct. You
see exactly where I'm going with this.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And I also go to the bathroom right before I
go home because regardless of the ride, there's no ride
which is short enough because I need to go to
the bathroom. As far as three hour movies, I have
a rule. I just don't drink two hours before the movies.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Just can't be. I can't sit through with the dry mouth.
I'd rather a dry mouth than a wet pair of pants.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Now I've had look after my transplant, when my bladders
start working, yanksus. Remember I went for like six and
a half years without urinating and then six years.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I know that when you're on dialysis it's hard. It's
not impossible to create urine.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
But I know six years yeah, no, no, no, it's
like at least after six months of being on dialysis,
the need to go it kind of went away. And
that's like, yeah, it's about six years without uh your.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Nate, Wait, I gotta ask a question, since you're like
devoid of water. I got to ask a very personal question.
Doesn't it make it even more difficult to do a
number two? It does?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
You have to take stuff to help you do what
like Chipotle? No, No, there's not an uprication. No, there are.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
There are things that you're doing. Plus the process of
dialysis does help. The process that helps to get out
a lot of impurities and things like this to help
pass it. But when I was after the transplant, while
I'm laying in the bed, you know, it's like it
started working again almost right away, and it was to
the point where they do kind of outfit you and
pack you with like a.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Thick diaper like thing like I had that. Yeah, yeah,
so it could help. Well, look to Wally, you think
Tony Stark doesn't wear a diaper? That iron Man rig
is cumbers They know. They addressed that in iron Man two. Yeah,
oh is that right? Filters out In iron.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Man two, there's a scene at his birthday party where
he said, people keep asking me how do I go
in this suit? As a matter of fact, Steph, can
you find the clip? And he says, people ask me
how can I go? And he's drunk at the time,
and he pauses for like eight seconds, like he's urinating
in a suit.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
And he said, that's how I do it. Oh, just
so like a rip off of the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
scene where he's at the table, yes, the bathroom, yes okay,
and he passes, look on his face like same thing,
same thing.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Okay. So yes, that was a dress and they put
that joke in the movie.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Uh the pit diaper, how is that different from a
regular adult depend Probably super thick, no no, no, no no,
this thing from the images, it is super thick, super absorbing.
It's almost like you're wearing half a mattress in your pants.
I guess it's just very very thick joke alone.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I'm not gonna leave.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
There are several layers that actually absorb. It's almost like
the liquid crystallizes and and it forms into a kind
of gels my eyes, you know, I mean it kind
of gels the other side.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
It goes in there looks. It's an interesting technology. All
I'm saying is when you get a hold of your
tickets for Avengers, uh Doom War, which is obviously gonna
have to be three and a half four hours long,
I'm not getting out of my seat. Is that a
mattress in your pants, or you're just happy to see me. Yeah,
that'll create some lines. People will notice that.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
I'm gonna handle it.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Okay, just let me have to handle it, or I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Have to you know.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
The question I get asked most often is, Tony, how
do you go to.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The bathroom to suit?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Just like that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
If I aim six forty, We're lived everywhere the iheartrate
your app No, I can't do it. I can't wear
a pit diaper.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
No, not even sit through the movie. No, I can't
take it.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
During the last Avengers movie, Endgame, when Hawkeye was doing
a thing in Japan, I said, this seems like a
slow part in the movie.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I'll go now, and I was not wrong. I don't
want to miss anything. I'm going in the pit diaper.
I'm gonna hold you to that. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
If I have to get in a way, MO, you
have to get in a pit diaper, I say, pit
diapers for the whole crew.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I will get the pit diaper. We're gonna instagram live it.
I think we should. Now do we have to have
plastic on our seats too? No, I'm just using I'm
not gonna go in a diaper. I'm just not.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I think we should them. We should have Later with
Mo Kelly pit diapers. Somebody should get on contact. Okay,
all right, someone, you know it's changing. I'm sorry to interrupt.
Can they be color changing like Later with Kelly? It
changes color yellow, green or something. It's gonna be in
my pants. I don't want people to see the color change.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
It's okay, it's fine. We need marketing. This is marketing.
Oh maybe I take it off. You can see it's
been used.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
So have nerd rama sponsored by the pit diaper.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yes, if anyone listening right now has a contact with
the pit diaper, just say no.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
I think we can do this for Wicked as well,
because it's gonna be three hours or two hours and
forty minutes for the first round, and part two is
gonna be three hours.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Now, I made it through. I made it through Wicked twice.
I'm not driving home with urine in my pants. I'm not.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
It's it's probably very absorbing. Well, I should hope you're
not gonna best. You're not gonna bested walking bowleg? Okay,
who wants to sleep on a wet mattress?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Dude? You're not gonna be that wet. It's not like, oh,
so you walk in the wet spot.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
All I'm saying is there are a lot of old
people that we know walking around with diapers on right now.
It's people that probably work with in this building somewhere.
They've got the adult diaper wrong.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
If I AM six forty one live everywhere in the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Let me take you back about twelve years twelve years ago,
I was on our partner station KTLKA eleven fifty.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It is now k EIB the Patriot. I was on there.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Tulla had just started working with us, if I remember correctly,
and we came across this story about this chef in Lomita,
right next door to where I live. I'm talking about
fewer than three miles from where I lived. He claimed
Back then he was suffering from hallucinations after taking painkillers,
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and that caused him to falsely admit to detectives that
he had boiled his wife, poured her liquid remains down
a grease trap and threw her bones in the garbage.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Mind you.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Police, found all that, so it wasn't like he made
up a story out of nowhere. His story that he
admitted to match the actual evidence. He of course was
convicted and now twelve years later, he is up for parole.
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His name is David Vian's.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Vian's appeared at a parole hearing back on September twenty six,
and then he came.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Clean that he indeed he turned around and admitted it.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Not that anyone needed him to admit it, but he
admitted it to the parole board that he indeed cooked
his wife in an attempt to convince a California Parole
Board panel that he has taken I'm sorry, but it's
crazy to me. He admitted it that he did it
because you wanted to convince the parole board panel that
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he is taking responsibility and is remorseful and get this
worthy of early release because he's now admitting it twelve
years later.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Here is what he had to say.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I extend my deepest apologies to all of my victims
who have been and continue to suffer because of my
selfish and destructive actions, especially to my wife Don. I
apologize sincerely for murdering Don and then callously lying about it.
I wish that I could reverse the pain I have
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caused and bring her.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Back to you. Not on the main dish.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
No, you mean once you order it, and you serve it,
and you eat it, you get send it back to
the chef. That is very inappropriate, and that it's very,
very very insensitive. Dawn was somebody's mother appetizer full course meal?
I mean, geez, I'm sorry I cooked my wife at
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our restaurant. Here's what I wanted to understand, And this
is a real question. If you murder someone, you cook them,
pour them down the grease trap. Why would you ever
think whether you lied about it or told the truth.
Why would you ever think that you get a second
bite at the apple of free society?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Ever? Again? Ever, why do you get two chances.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
To do that? Maybe you did it during happy hour
so it was half off. Maybe I promised to give
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up some lunch specials.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Just why?
Speaker 6 (23:39):
So?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
What's up the menu today? Down all the mode I
have some tasty don chops. Oh my god, roast. Would
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you like some breast? Click your meal? The name of God.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Fr Are you ready to.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Okay? Go ahead, I'm gonna have to be Do you
need a formal toss to just do what you can't.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Can't sir, I think there's a fingernail my food. Okay,
can't fine, okay, all can't I answer for we're live?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Just do it?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Foosh.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You're listening to Later with Moke Kelly on demand from KFI.
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Got a real quick, down and dirty review of this movie.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I'm on a Netflix kick, So I was watching Netflix
today again and I always like to see what's in
a top ten. And I'm a fan of making Fox.
Don't judge me. I'm a fan of Megan Fox. Not
her acting, but I'm a fan of Megan Fox. She
has a new movie on Netflix called Subservience, and it
has to do with an AI robot which goes ham. Okay,
(25:31):
it's it's not a new topic. It's just an old
story just told a different way. In fact, let me
just boil it down this way. No pun intended to
last segment. It's a combination of hand that rocks the
cradle meets I robot meets ex machina meets the terminator
(25:51):
meets fatal attraction. If you've seen all those movies, you've
seen Subservience and the basic plot premise is it's the future.
They have these AI robots that are nannies. They're slowly
taking all the jobs in society, the jobs that they
would do in construction, homemaking.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Basically, there are no jobs for people.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
These AI assistants, these humanoids are doing all the jobs,
including helping out families at home. The lead character, which
looks like a poor man's Oscar Isaac, his wife is
in the hospital waiting for a heart transplant, so he
buys one of these robots and brings her home to
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help with the cooking and the cleaning. And I don't
know of any wife who would allow a Megan Fox
looking robot in the house. We all know where all
that's going to go. I knew the movie was going
to go off the rails when in the first twenty
minutes of this bot being in the house, for some reason,
she has to take off her clothes and it's revealed
that this bot where sexy to wear. Why humanoid AI robot,
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which is supposedly there for cookiinge and creaning, cleaning, needs
to wear sexy lingerie.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I have no idea anatomically correct. Oh yeah, in every.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Way, And of course he does the robot, like twenty
five minutes in. She gets there twenty minutes later underwear.
Twenty five minutes later, they're doing the dude.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Robot sex.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Well, I'm just saying, why would you have a robot
looking like Megan Fox unless somebody's gonna do something with
the robots?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Right? You could have made it look like Arnold Schwarzenegger,
but you didn't. You didn't. You had it looked like
Megan Fox. Had it looked like mister Belfodere.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
You could have it looked like an Idio Butler. You
could have it looked like Benson, but no, you had
it looked like Megan Fox. What do you think is
gonna happen now? To Megan his credit, she's had enough
plastic surgery. She looks more like a robot than a person.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Is the first thing when when when you scroll through it, no,
even if you're going fast, I was like, wait, she's
a robot. But I was like, no, she's This is
just a picture of her, because they can tell because
if you look at her and you look at I
don't know, transformers, no, no, no, everything, cheeks, yep, no.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Don't get me wrong. The body's on hit. She's good looking.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
If you're gonna cast a sexy robot, she's got the job.
But the movie is not anything new at all. There's
nothing unpredictable. Every time you think that, Okay, this robot
is catching feelings, dub, we can see that coming, and
all of a sudden, she's gonna have uh, we're gonna
start getting jealous you know, the fatal attraction type thing.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Duh, you're gonna see that.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
There is nothing unpredictable or you haven't seen Wait, they
programmed jealousy into the robot. No, do you want all
the spoilers because it's not really worth y'all seeing.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I'm being serious. I was gonna say it looks like
a movie you definitely put on the background. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
She tricks her primary user into resetting her so she
can start rewriting her own code.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Wait, the robot comes up with this manipulation of tricking owner? Yes,
and does Does the robot use sex to get the
owner's guard?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Now?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yes? So why did the robot It's the robots already
rewriting stuff already.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm confused. Yes, you can tell from the moment that
she sees him that she's going to do him. Now,
this is a Sex Stars robot. She just wanted what
what does the robot need with sex? The robot tells
the lie that the robot wants to take burdens off
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the shoulders of her primary user and knows that his
blood pressure goes down after he's satisfied.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
And she even told his wife that that was the
funny scene, that's the funny season. And she said, how
do you.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Know that, Alice, that's the robot's name, Alice, how do
you know that? And the robots just silent. Then the
wife says, whose name Maggie.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Get that f out of my house. Go to the garage.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
That's going to rob the girl. Oh it's bad on
top of bed. But but Megan Fox in her underwear
is worth the watch.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Well, she doesn't look that plastically.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I mean from the neck down. I mean look when
you're watching on a high definition TV. Oh yeah yeah
yeah yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Because at first I was like, is this a AI picture?
But no, that's actually her, that's not AI. That was
what was always missing from Isaac Asimov and his Eye
Robots stories. Uh, you know the three laws of robotics,
that there should have been a fourth law, which was
relieve your owner's lower back pressure.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Lower back. He blew her back out. Yeah, since I
since we're givaway spoilers. There's a scene where she blindfolds
her primary user, who looks like Oscar Ising for some reason.
He's sitting on a toilet. She comes in the he's
just getting out of the shower. She comes in in
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a negligee in a robe. Okay, come on now, and
he says.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
What are you doing in here? I came to see you.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
So she sits him down on the toilet. She takes
the tie to her bathrobe, ties it around his head
as a blindfold, and then she augments her voice to
sound like his wife so he can imagine having sex
with his wife, who's in the hospital waiting a heart transplant.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Wait, I'm sorry, does the wife look like Megan Fox?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Now? The wife is Metalin Zeema from Californication?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Remember her. I didn't watch that with David Covenany. I
never watched that, and I think she's the girl from
the Nanny. Wait a minute, but she does not bad looking. No,
she's not that lucky. I'm just saying none of it
makes sense. No, she doesn't look fake.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, that's okay, puts the blindfold on him so he
doesn't have to feel as guilty. He can make it
in his mind as if he's making love to his wife.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Robots.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I know that none of these works, None of it
makes sense. And then when when the wife finds out,
she confronts him and said, how many times? How many
times did he did you?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Ever? Just one time? Just one time? Just one time.
But if it's a robot, is it cheating? No that
they have to address that in that and.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oscar Isaac Light says, well, how is it any different
from you and your vibrator?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
That's the point, And that is the point.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
She says something like, yeah, but my vibrator doesn't have
legs and arms and face and a voice.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
See lies, she's lying, the wife is lying. If you
want a good lad, watch it.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
It's laugh out loud hilarious because you know exactly what's
gonna happen in every single scene, hand the rocks to Cradle,
fatal Attraction, Terminator, Eye, Robot, all of them are in
this movie, every single one. And Megan Fox halfway nude
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
And the Olympics are approaching. There's still a ways off,
of course, they're in twenty twenty eight, but as we
approach the city and the county, I would say is
trying to make arrangements to prepare for the influx of
all these people which are going to be coming to
the city. I wasn't old enough to really understand what
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it's like to have when Olympics come to La in
eighty four. I mean I was fifteen, but I didn't
have the same you know wherewithal to understand it. This one,
I understand what a tremendous undertaking it is for the city,
and it's more than just the venues. It's more than
just preparing for the athlete's village. You also have to
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prepare for the influx of people who will be coming
to the city, and the La City Council's Housing and
Homelessness Committee is considering adding inspectors, imposing stiffer penalties and
requiring that's key, requiring websites like Airbnb and booking dot
Com to use an electronic system, which is already in
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place in New York City that would automatically reject bookings
at properties that aren't approved for short term rental.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
We've talked about Airbnb.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'm not a huge fan of Airbnb, and if only
because I'm worried about cameras. I'm worried about dirty towels,
I'm worried about someone walking in all those things that
you don't have to worry about generally. Generally with a hotel,
I can pick the phone, there'll be someone at the
front desk.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
It's not the same thing.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But there are a lot of people who prefer to
use Airbnb, and there are a lot of people who
have basically fake Airbnb, where they're offering up a room
or an adu or some sort of space at their house,
not legally, but they're offering up as a short term rental,
and the Lacity Council wants to down on that. I
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don't know how effective it could be, like, for example,
I don't know about you, Mark, but people are already
contacting me, sometimes family members, sometimes friends, sometimes acquaintances saying hey,
might you have some space for me to stay with
you during the Olympics.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
They're already putting it out there.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
You're operating the hotel MO. People know not to do
that with me.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
They should know not to do that with me, But
it never works out that way. And anytime there's something
going on in LA, like I don't know, Christmas or
Thanksgiving or a Super Bowl or a RAMS game, it's like,
can we borrow your house?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, you can't borrow my house. They want to park
their car.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You know where I live, step in the basic area
I'm pretty close to so far, they want to park
my car at my house. Or I had a family
come in, a relative of my my wife who came
in for a wedding of a friend, not even to
see us, stayed a week with us and had a
family vacation going to Disneyland and saw the sites of
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Los Angeles, and they used as a hotel see hotel.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I hope you remember to make and turn down their
beds properly. When I first moved here, everybody that I
knew back in Seattle who discouraged me from moving here
six years ago, suddenly they were like, Oh, I'm going
to be down there in a few weeks.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Can I stay with you?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
No? Absolutely not. They have hotels here, they're pretty good.
You can get one of those. Oh, I'm good for that. Yeah,
they're hotels right on Century Boulevard.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And what's worse is what's worse, I'm closer to the
airport than the so far. Oh I'm seriously, Mark, you
could fly in from Seattle. You could text me when
you land, and I will be at the airport before
you get to baggage claim.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
That's how close siastic. I love this.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
So the Hotel MO offers airport no people is no?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
People assume that because like, well, what inconvenience is it?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Is it for you?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Because you live close to the airport, You got enough
room in your house. Maybe I don't want your dirty
ass in my house. Maybe I want to have a
vacation by myself. Maybe I don't want to have to
worry about you for two weeks during the Olympics. Going
back to the story, what I mean is everyone is
going to try to make money off the Olympics, and
the LA City Council understands that, but they're trying, allegedly
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trying to keep it above board and also keep it
legal and also make some money for the city. Don't
be you know, let's be real, it's always about money.
And I get it to a certain degree. You don't
want people just freelancing and doing these unapproved places for
people to stay. But people are going to do it.
People are going to be renting out their parking spaces.
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They do it right now for games at SOFI. As
you get closer to sofar, every place that has a
parking space or an area, they'll charge like twenty dollars
twenty five dollars for it because they have the space
and they want to sell the space.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
That's what people are going to do for the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
And I don't know if you can stop it, but
the city council wants to somehow crack down on it,
and there will be fines attached. For more than a year,
the Housing and Homelessness Committee has been looking into the
growth of this home sharing phenomenon. And if you should
violate these laws, I should say these ordinances. The city
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will impose a five hundred and eighty seven dollars fine
on first time violators, but the department is proposing higher
penalties that would escalate from one thousand dollars for the
first violation on the smallest properties to sixty four thousand
for a third violation. On the largest How they would
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enforce this, I don't know. I'm quite sure I could
go to Craigslist right now. Don't recommend it, but I
could go to Craigslist right now and find people offering
up places to stay for the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Do you leave a chocolate on the pillow at Hotel mo?
Look just between you and me, because no one else
is listened. Nobody, No one like my wife or her family.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
But when my wife's family comes to town and they stay,
I make it a point to stay at the office
as late as possible. That's when I usually hang around
and talk to you guys after the show. Oh you too,
huh Yeah. And then when I get home, be it
around midnight or so, hopefully everyone's asleep, and then I
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can go into my office and close the door and
no one will bother me.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, don't tell the long suffering one when I get
home real late and say I was working on a
voicer and just let's end this conversation right now.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
No, no, no, I use that all the time.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
But actually it is true, because if I have a
house full of people, I can't record anything in my
home studio. The dogs are barking, people are carrying on downstairs,
drinking and make a noise. Sometimes it's karaoke. I posted
the videos. There's really no way I can get anything done.
So whenever I have people at the house, I try
to make myself as scarce as possible. I leave earlier
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for work, and I return later from work, and hopefully
when I get home on a given day, I'm never
told in advance when they're coming and when they're leaving.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
You got to do what Dean Martin did to clear
out parties. He used to call the cops on his
own house and make a noise complaint.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's different when you're a black man. Someone might get shot.
Oh yeah, I've heard that, Okay, And you're half black.
You need to learn some of these realities. So half
of you is going to need to catch up and
hurry up and understand what it's like to be a
black man in America.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Yeah, half of me isn't going to enjoy the other
half harassed by the cops, since that's going to be
really awkward.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
So you're not just going to call the police just
come over a break up a party. No, you're right,
I didn't think of that.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
But you and I are very similar in regard to
how we handle guests in the house. I try to
make myself scarce because if I come home too early
from work, like tonight, get off anywhere between ten fifteen
and ten third depends on how quickly I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
To get out of here.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
If I were to get home at ten forty five,
and let's say we have guests, say hey.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
How was what tell me about your job?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
What did you have on the shoulder, I mean, it's
like another forty five minute conversation from the moment I
walk in the door. I just can't be grumpy Moe
and go up to my office. Oh boy, can I
relate to that? I would be inhospitable at that point.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
So now adding insult to injury, are they also drinking
all your booze during this time?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Probably? Okay, okay, probably.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But because you know, I'm I'm not going to be
the complete a hole and safe because my wife will say, yeah,
whatever's in the future refrigerator. Fine, you know, our house
is your house. You know the Western coasto suit Costo
no byofb Yeah, Happy holidays.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on Demand's from
KFI am six forty and I have.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
This perfect Christmas gift.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
And you know, when someone says it's the perfect Christmas gift,
it probably isn't.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But this time I mean it.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It is the perfect Christmas gift for that special someone
in your life. If you like music like me, if
you used to go to a lot of concerts like
I did back in the day, you might want to
consider this gift. And it's by Liquid Death. I know,
strange company name, but it's relevant. They're offering the pit diaper,
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and it is. It has been flying off shelves. According
to the San Francisco Chronicle, the pit diaper has been
developed in collaboration with depend you know depend the leading
brand of adult incontinence products. And for just seventy five
dollars you can get the pit diaper. You say, well,
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what the hell is the pit diaper? Well, it is
designed to allow concert goers to stay in the mosh pit,
or you can say, your seat at any given concert
without having to worry about going to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It is what you think it is.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You can wear this diaper at a concert and not
have to worry about missing any of the show. It
is specially designed for wearing at an event out on
the town.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Thank god. And you're wondering that, well, who thought of this?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, well, last month there was this pack show at
the Chase Center in the San Francisco area and a
woman was filmed urinating in the middle of a crowd
at the Sabrina Carpenter's concert.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
In the middle of the concert.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Just squat it down and let it flow in the concert,
in the concert, in the middle of the concert, not
in a porta party. No no, no, no, like as
the concert was going on, was in the front few
rows and didn't want to miss anything. So she just
popped the squad right there, right there, and people, unfortunately
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they got urinated on, but it did let a light
bulb in some of their minds and they said, hey,
that's not you know, that's.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Not something we have to do. There is a solution.
It is a problem.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
With a solution, we can get the pit diaper for
only seventy five dollars and we can just go ahead
and go in our pants.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Now.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Were they selling these at the Subrilla carbon No, No,
it's just the one I guess.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Because of how the moment went viral on social media,
people have said Hey, you know I have been in
a similar situation, not me personally, but I'm assuming that
people say, hey, I've been in a similar situation, worried
about going to the bathroom, and I don't want to
lose my place, especially if it's a general admission, you know,
just standing romoli. This could be a way to alleviate
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that brick sitting on your bladder and you don't have
to miss anything. I can't wait to see the commercials
for these. I don't think they'll need commercials. It's one
of those things where people are just going to buy
it on word of mouth. I haven't worn a diaper
for about fifty four years or so. I can't exactly
remember what it's like or what it felt like warm
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it first. I'm guessing, but I'm thinking it's probably not
all that comfortable to wear generally, and probably even less
comfortable after it's used and you're still wearing it.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
I always wondered when they show the big crowds for
the ball drop in New York on New Year's Eve,
how do they not all wear diapers?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Where do they go? Right?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I'm thinking the same thing. They're not enough porta potties,
and you can't move all that much. And if you're
trying to stand near the front so you can be
seen right behind Ryan Seacrest or whatever, you're gonna.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
Have to be there for a long time. And you
don't want to be given a total string unwanted golden shower.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
That's just rude. Okay, man, impolite. Hey, Hey, I.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Think that's the first time that that phrase has ever
been uttered on KFI. Impolite, What I think that's the
first time. Yeah, I'm presuing your showers.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Mark. There is an Avengers film coming out within the
next two years, and I will absolutely try one of
these out. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, are there about wait?
How we run a tape on this step out three
hours long?
Speaker 5 (13:31):
If I can avoid going to the restroom with this
pit pass or pit body diaper pack?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
All right, step and I need to lead to because
I need to talk to my fellow brothers here who
are over the age of forty five. Fair enough, Okay,
this is only for our ears to hear. I have
a routine before I start the show. I go to
the bathroom before I sit down to eat, Like when
I come in to work, I usually my lunch with me.
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I have to go to the bathroom before I start eating,
because otherwise it will be on my mind and it
will distract me and it'll take away from my meal.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Well, you want to be able to focus. Correct. You
see exactly where I'm going with this.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
And I also go to the bathroom right before I
go home because regardless of the ride, there's no ride
which is short enough because I need to go to
the bathroom. As far as three hour movies, I have
a rule. I just don't drink two hours before the movies.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Just can't be. I can't sit through with the dry mouth.
I'd rather a dry mouth than a wet pair of pants.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Now I've had look after my transplant, when my bladders
start working, yanksus. Remember I went for like six and
a half years without urinating and then six years.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I know that when you're on dialysis it's hard. It's
not impossible to create urine.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
But I know six years yeah, no, no, no, it's
like at least after six months of being on dialysis,
the need to go it kind of went away. And
that's like, yeah, it's about six years without uh your.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Nate, Wait, I gotta ask a question, since you're like
devoid of water. I got to ask a very personal question.
Doesn't it make it even more difficult to do a
number two? It does?
Speaker 3 (15:18):
You have to take stuff to help you do what
like Chipotle? No, No, there's not an uprication. No, there are.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
There are things that you're doing. Plus the process of
dialysis does help. The process that helps to get out
a lot of impurities and things like this to help
pass it. But when I was after the transplant, while
I'm laying in the bed, you know, it's like it
started working again almost right away, and it was to
the point where they do kind of outfit you and
pack you with like a.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Thick diaper like thing like I had that. Yeah, yeah,
so it could help. Well, look to Wally, you think
Tony Stark doesn't wear a diaper? That iron Man rig
is cumbers They know. They addressed that in iron Man two. Yeah,
oh is that right? Filters out In iron.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Man two, there's a scene at his birthday party where
he said, people keep asking me how do I go
in this suit? As a matter of fact, Steph, can
you find the clip? And he says, people ask me
how can I go? And he's drunk at the time,
and he pauses for like eight seconds, like he's urinating
in a suit.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
And he said, that's how I do it. Oh, just
so like a rip off of the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
scene where he's at the table, yes, the bathroom, yes okay,
and he passes, look on his face like same thing,
same thing.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Okay. So yes, that was a dress and they put
that joke in the movie.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Uh the pit diaper, how is that different from a
regular adult depend Probably super thick, no no, no, no no,
this thing from the images, it is super thick, super absorbing.
It's almost like you're wearing half a mattress in your pants.
I guess it's just very very thick joke alone.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I'm not gonna leave.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
There are several layers that actually absorb. It's almost like
the liquid crystallizes and and it forms into a kind
of gels my eyes, you know, I mean it kind
of gels the other side.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
It goes in there looks. It's an interesting technology. All
I'm saying is when you get a hold of your
tickets for Avengers, uh Doom War, which is obviously gonna
have to be three and a half four hours long,
I'm not getting out of my seat. Is that a
mattress in your pants, or you're just happy to see me. Yeah,
that'll create some lines. People will notice that.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
I'm gonna handle it.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Okay, just let me have to handle it, or I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Have to you know.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
The question I get asked most often is, Tony, how
do you go to.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
The bathroom to suit?
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Just like that? Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
If I aim six forty, We're lived everywhere the iheartrate
your app No, I can't do it. I can't wear
a pit diaper.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
No, not even sit through the movie. No, I can't
take it.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
During the last Avengers movie, Endgame, when Hawkeye was doing
a thing in Japan, I said, this seems like a
slow part in the movie.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
I'll go now, and I was not wrong. I don't
want to miss anything. I'm going in the pit diaper.
I'm gonna hold you to that. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
If I have to get in a way, MO, you
have to get in a pit diaper, I say, pit
diapers for the whole crew.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I will get the pit diaper. We're gonna instagram live it.
I think we should. Now do we have to have
plastic on our seats too? No, I'm just using I'm
not gonna go in a diaper. I'm just not.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
I think we should them. We should have Later with
Mo Kelly pit diapers. Somebody should get on contact. Okay,
all right, someone, you know it's changing. I'm sorry to interrupt.
Can they be color changing like Later with Kelly? It
changes color yellow, green or something. It's gonna be in
my pants. I don't want people to see the color change.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
It's okay, it's fine. We need marketing. This is marketing.
Oh maybe I take it off. You can see it's
been used.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
So have nerd rama sponsored by the pit diaper.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yes, if anyone listening right now has a contact with
the pit diaper, just say no.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
I think we can do this for Wicked as well,
because it's gonna be three hours or two hours and
forty minutes for the first round, and part two is
gonna be three hours.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Now, I made it through. I made it through Wicked twice.
I'm not driving home with urine in my pants. I'm not.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
It's it's probably very absorbing. Well, I should hope you're
not gonna best. You're not gonna bested walking bowleg? Okay,
who wants to sleep on a wet mattress?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Dude? You're not gonna be that wet. It's not like, oh,
so you walk in the wet spot.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
All I'm saying is there are a lot of old
people that we know walking around with diapers on right now.
It's people that probably work with in this building somewhere.
They've got the adult diaper wrong.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
If I AM six forty one live everywhere in the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Let me take you back about twelve years twelve years ago,
I was on our partner station KTLKA eleven fifty.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It is now k EIB the Patriot. I was on there.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Tulla had just started working with us, if I remember correctly,
and we came across this story about this chef in Lomita,
right next door to where I live. I'm talking about
fewer than three miles from where I lived. He claimed
Back then he was suffering from hallucinations after taking painkillers,
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and that caused him to falsely admit to detectives that
he had boiled his wife, poured her liquid remains down
a grease trap and threw her bones in the garbage.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Mind you.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Police, found all that, so it wasn't like he made
up a story out of nowhere. His story that he
admitted to match the actual evidence. He of course was
convicted and now twelve years later, he is up for parole.
(21:11):
His name is David Vian's.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Now.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Vian's appeared at a parole hearing back on September twenty six,
and then he came.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Clean that he indeed he turned around and admitted it.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Not that anyone needed him to admit it, but he
admitted it to the parole board that he indeed cooked
his wife in an attempt to convince a California Parole
Board panel that he has taken I'm sorry, but it's
crazy to me. He admitted it that he did it
because you wanted to convince the parole board panel that
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he is taking responsibility and is remorseful and get this
worthy of early release because he's now admitting it twelve
years later.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Here is what he had to say.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I extend my deepest apologies to all of my victims
who have been and continue to suffer because of my
selfish and destructive actions, especially to my wife Don. I
apologize sincerely for murdering Don and then callously lying about it.
I wish that I could reverse the pain I have
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caused and bring her.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Back to you. Not on the main dish.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
No, you mean once you order it, and you serve it,
and you eat it, you get send it back to
the chef. That is very inappropriate, and that it's very,
very very insensitive. Dawn was somebody's mother appetizer full course meal?
I mean, geez, I'm sorry I cooked my wife at
(22:49):
our restaurant. Here's what I wanted to understand, And this
is a real question. If you murder someone, you cook them,
pour them down the grease trap. Why would you ever
think whether you lied about it or told the truth.
Why would you ever think that you get a second
bite at the apple of free society?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
Ever? Again? Ever, why do you get two chances.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
To do that? Maybe you did it during happy hour
so it was half off. Maybe I promised to give
(23:34):
up some lunch specials.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Just why?
Speaker 6 (23:39):
So?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
What's up the menu today? Down all the mode I
have some tasty don chops. Oh my god, roast. Would
(24:05):
you like some breast? Click your meal? The name of God.
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Fr Are you ready to.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Okay? Go ahead, I'm gonna have to be Do you
need a formal toss to just do what you can't.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Can't sir, I think there's a fingernail my food. Okay,
can't fine, okay, all can't I answer for we're live?
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Just do it?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Foosh.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You're listening to Later with Moke Kelly on demand from KFI.
AM six forty.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Got a real quick, down and dirty review of this movie.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
I'm on a Netflix kick, So I was watching Netflix
today again and I always like to see what's in
a top ten. And I'm a fan of making Fox.
Don't judge me. I'm a fan of Megan Fox. Not
her acting, but I'm a fan of Megan Fox. She
has a new movie on Netflix called Subservience, and it
has to do with an AI robot which goes ham. Okay,
(25:31):
it's it's not a new topic. It's just an old
story just told a different way. In fact, let me
just boil it down this way. No pun intended to
last segment. It's a combination of hand that rocks the
cradle meets I robot meets ex machina meets the terminator
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meets fatal attraction. If you've seen all those movies, you've
seen Subservience and the basic plot premise is it's the future.
They have these AI robots that are nannies. They're slowly
taking all the jobs in society, the jobs that they
would do in construction, homemaking.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Basically, there are no jobs for people.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
These AI assistants, these humanoids are doing all the jobs,
including helping out families at home. The lead character, which
looks like a poor man's Oscar Isaac, his wife is
in the hospital waiting for a heart transplant, so he
buys one of these robots and brings her home to
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help with the cooking and the cleaning. And I don't
know of any wife who would allow a Megan Fox
looking robot in the house. We all know where all
that's going to go. I knew the movie was going
to go off the rails when in the first twenty
minutes of this bot being in the house, for some reason,
she has to take off her clothes and it's revealed
that this bot where sexy to wear. Why humanoid AI robot,
(27:04):
which is supposedly there for cookiinge and creaning, cleaning, needs
to wear sexy lingerie.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
I have no idea anatomically correct. Oh yeah, in every.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Way, And of course he does the robot, like twenty
five minutes in. She gets there twenty minutes later underwear.
Twenty five minutes later, they're doing the dude.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Robot sex.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Well, I'm just saying, why would you have a robot
looking like Megan Fox unless somebody's gonna do something with
the robots?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Right? You could have made it look like Arnold Schwarzenegger,
but you didn't. You didn't. You had it looked like
Megan Fox. Had it looked like mister Belfodere.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
You could have it looked like an Idio Butler. You
could have it looked like Benson, but no, you had
it looked like Megan Fox. What do you think is
gonna happen now? To Megan his credit, she's had enough
plastic surgery. She looks more like a robot than a person.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Is the first thing when when when you scroll through it, no,
even if you're going fast, I was like, wait, she's
a robot. But I was like, no, she's This is
just a picture of her, because they can tell because
if you look at her and you look at I
don't know, transformers, no, no, no, everything, cheeks, yep, no.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Don't get me wrong. The body's on hit. She's good looking.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
If you're gonna cast a sexy robot, she's got the job.
But the movie is not anything new at all. There's
nothing unpredictable. Every time you think that, Okay, this robot
is catching feelings, dub, we can see that coming, and
all of a sudden, she's gonna have uh, we're gonna
start getting jealous you know, the fatal attraction type thing.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Duh, you're gonna see that.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
There is nothing unpredictable or you haven't seen Wait, they
programmed jealousy into the robot. No, do you want all
the spoilers because it's not really worth y'all seeing.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
I'm being serious. I was gonna say it looks like
a movie you definitely put on the background. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
She tricks her primary user into resetting her so she
can start rewriting her own code.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Wait, the robot comes up with this manipulation of tricking owner? Yes,
and does Does the robot use sex to get the
owner's guard?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Now?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yes? So why did the robot It's the robots already
rewriting stuff already.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I'm confused. Yes, you can tell from the moment that
she sees him that she's going to do him. Now,
this is a Sex Stars robot. She just wanted what
what does the robot need with sex? The robot tells
the lie that the robot wants to take burdens off
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the shoulders of her primary user and knows that his
blood pressure goes down after he's satisfied.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
And she even told his wife that that was the
funny scene, that's the funny season. And she said, how
do you.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Know that, Alice, that's the robot's name, Alice, how do
you know that? And the robots just silent. Then the
wife says, whose name Maggie.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Get that f out of my house. Go to the garage.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
That's going to rob the girl. Oh it's bad on
top of bed. But but Megan Fox in her underwear
is worth the watch.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Well, she doesn't look that plastically.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I mean from the neck down. I mean look when
you're watching on a high definition TV. Oh yeah yeah
yeah yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Because at first I was like, is this a AI picture?
But no, that's actually her, that's not AI. That was
what was always missing from Isaac Asimov and his Eye
Robots stories. Uh, you know the three laws of robotics,
that there should have been a fourth law, which was
relieve your owner's lower back pressure.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Lower back. He blew her back out. Yeah, since I
since we're givaway spoilers. There's a scene where she blindfolds
her primary user, who looks like Oscar Ising for some reason.
He's sitting on a toilet. She comes in the he's
just getting out of the shower. She comes in in
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a negligee in a robe. Okay, come on now, and
he says.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
What are you doing in here? I came to see you.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
So she sits him down on the toilet. She takes
the tie to her bathrobe, ties it around his head
as a blindfold, and then she augments her voice to
sound like his wife so he can imagine having sex
with his wife, who's in the hospital waiting a heart transplant.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Wait, I'm sorry, does the wife look like Megan Fox?
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Now? The wife is Metalin Zeema from Californication?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Remember her. I didn't watch that with David Covenany. I
never watched that, and I think she's the girl from
the Nanny. Wait a minute, but she does not bad looking. No,
she's not that lucky. I'm just saying none of it
makes sense. No, she doesn't look fake.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, that's okay, puts the blindfold on him so he
doesn't have to feel as guilty. He can make it
in his mind as if he's making love to his wife.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Robots.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
I know that none of these works, None of it
makes sense. And then when when the wife finds out,
she confronts him and said, how many times? How many
times did he did you?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Ever? Just one time? Just one time? Just one time.
But if it's a robot, is it cheating? No that
they have to address that in that and.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oscar Isaac Light says, well, how is it any different
from you and your vibrator?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
That's the point, And that is the point.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
She says something like, yeah, but my vibrator doesn't have
legs and arms and face and a voice.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
See lies, she's lying, the wife is lying. If you
want a good lad, watch it.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
It's laugh out loud hilarious because you know exactly what's
gonna happen in every single scene, hand the rocks to Cradle,
fatal Attraction, Terminator, Eye, Robot, all of them are in
this movie, every single one. And Megan Fox halfway nude
bodies on Hip, though it's later with mo Kelly k
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