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KF I Am sixty. You're listeningto Later with Moe Kelly on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. We have onemore hour and normally at this time we
do movie Colt Classic, name thatmovie Colt Classic, but we would not
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dare do that without Mo being hereor at the very least Tuala. By
the way, make sure you tuneinto Soul Cow Saturdays tomorrow on KFI right
here from five to seven pm,where you'll hear producer Tuala doing his own
wonderful show. But he's also nothere tonight, so we're not gonna do
movie Colt Classics because to be honest, I don't know how to push all
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the buttons, and until I learnhow to push the buttons, we are
not gonna dare do that. Soit is very labor intens very labor intensive.
Just so you guys know, somekind of insider, some insider baseball
here. Mo during this game islike an octopus. He is just arms
flailing everywhere, typing phones being answeredlike crazy. It's a lot that goes
into this game that he prepares foryour enjoyment. And enjoy it you do,
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but it is not easy and Idon't want to mess it up.
So what we're going to do inlieu of that is we're going to have
kind of a rapid fire session wherewe go over a bunch of female centered
stories. Each one of these storieshas a female as the protagonist. There
are stories about a woman coming backfrom the dead. Their stories about texting
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style, which we'll get back into. There are stories that are just interesting,
funny, unique, risky about KimKardashian which we'll lover hey which you
know, stuff that has to dowith horns, all sorts of stuff.
We're going to really have a goodtime. And in the studio we have
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producer Keana. We have not AkaDela Cruz of Friday Nights with Nataka and
she just did that catch that onthe podcast. We have one lone man
in the studio, my love TJ. Happy Ladies' name, thank you,
And of course we have very radioquiet store. And then we have Mark
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Ronner and Steph So we'll round itout with a full house and we'll kind
of just do some round robin stuffand you know, see what you guys
want to chime in on. Solet's get to it. We're gonna go
back to the five texting styles thatcan reveal a lot about your personality.
And the reason I chose this oneis because the doctor who presented this findings
is a woman. Her name isLeora Trubb, PhD. And she has
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deduced that your texting style falls underfive specific categories. And we're gonna see
what you guys think about your own. If you use perfect grammar, Mark,
this sounds like you. If youuse perfect grammar, you value punctuation
and grammar, and you're writing atall costs, and your love of grammar
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goes straight into your text as wellas your emails. You love the intricacies
of language. It means dot dotdot dot dot dot dot drum roll,
Steff, we have a drum roll. Please, there we go. It
means that the odds are thank youthan it's okay. You are thoughtful and
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analytical. You generally don't text often, and you like in person conversations more.
You're an excellent thinker and are rootedin Mark, did you write this?
It's you're rooted in logic more thanquick impulse emotions. You pay attention
to the little details because hey,you're using proper grammar after all, And
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you've just outed me as a vulcan, thank you for that, and you're
welcome. You always, always,always make sure to end your sentences with
a period, not a preposition,not a preposition, And it says that
while you value these things and you'retexting, sometimes if you're texting with people
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here we go who don't necessarily sharethe same text personality, there can be
a bit of a conflict, abit of a conflict in communication. So
are any of you interested in usingperfect grammar? Mark is out in himself,
the vulcan over there in the newsroom, anyone else. Yeah, I
was just telling Kiki that I donot like when people send a text to
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me but they don't capitalize the letterI like, I am or I know
ooh that really bothers me. AndI do not like run on sentences.
I like a period, a comma, or a semi colon. Now we're
talking, Yeah, yes, I'mGrammar is very high now, but it
also depends, like if I'm talkingto one of my besties, you know,
you could be a little street NewYork because we're both New Yorkers.
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Okay, but but if I'm it'sbusiness or someone I really don't talk too
often, Grammar is very important,Okay, got it? Anyone else?
Kind of? Sometimes I guess.I mean, I don't know. I
just text and then as soon asI'm done with the thought, I send
the message. So sometimes I'll goback and reread and figure out my little
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errors and I'll correct it. Butsometimes I just text and send. You're
gonna like this next one. It'sexactly about you. I know you TJ.
You don't use perfect I don't.I do not care, no no
no. I text because it's supposedto be easier than talking. Yeah,
gosha. Well, let's get tothe second one really quick. If you
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send multiple short texts and or textisms, you essentially text what comes to
mind. You are very kind ofnot very that's wrong, but impulsive about
your texting. It's just I'm justgonna hit this. I'm just gonna text
it. Then it means that youare likely energetic and open. You're probably
popular, and you have many friends, so texting becomes easy for you.
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I mean a ton of friends andbeing popular. But I mean I am
very energetic, and when I dosend text it's like, oh, here's
one thought, and then as soonas I send it, and then I'm
like, oh, but I alsocan like let them know this, and
then I just I double text waytoo much. Like basically you have like
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the text attention span of a squirrel. Pretty much. It's it'll be a
message thread of just myself, butit's like ten texts. Then it's four
sentences four words each. All right, it's so bad. It's really don't
text me. Step doesn't like itand doesn't want it. Text a lot,
well, sporadic text kind of quickresponses. Someone texts you, and
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you just text back, text back, text back, text back. You're
not really caring about your punctuation asmuch as you are just getting information.
Now, what I gathered from whatyou said was it's like you're having a
conversation with someone in text, butyou can't just send one thought. The
whole thought becomes it's broken. Yeah, yeah, it's broken. I can't
stand that. That's on. I'msorry stuff all right. Next one,
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People who send paragraphs, Oh,my gosh, people who send paragraphs.
If your texts are lengthy and thoughtful, odds are you're the type of person
who understands the importance of context.You're usually thoughtful, and you will generally
have a lot to say. You'redetail oriented and enjoy deep conversations. You
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like the flow of conversation to belogical and less emotional. It means you
most likely rely on facts and logic. We'll come back to this because I
can see that there's a lot ofshaking the heads here because I know some
people here, So we come back. We'll get into the last two,
including this one. It's Later withMo Kelly right here on KFI AM six
forty live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. Tiffany Hobs here with you until ten.
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You're listening to Later with Moe Kellyon demand from KFI AM six forty.
We have producer kennon the studio.We have not a Good La Cruise
in the studio. We have TJin the studio, and we have TJ
TJ in the studio, and wehave Mark. Of course stuff is in
there. And we've been talking abit about some female centered, female protagonist
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focused stories. We're gonna wrap thislast story up about texting styles. We've
gone through the first three criteria tosee what kind of personality you might have
based on your text response style.Last two. If you are a one
word responder, if you love respondingto text with one word a quick good,
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Hey, how you doing? Whatare you doing later? How's everything?
You know? They give you akind of a layered question or a
comment, and you go fine,good, cool, Hate that? Oh,
I hate that. That's usually tryingto get at you. Right,
you're in trouble, I mean,most likely or the notorious one word respond,
one letter response, okay, okay, okay. Then your personality,
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according to this expert, is likelyone that is more reserved with your true
feelings or thoughts. You may bethe busy type who doesn't have a lot
of time to respond, or youmight simply not care to respond in detail
because you are too busy living life. You may be more introverted as well,
and you prefer to spend time alone. So it says you're not really
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that open with your emotions and textsbecause you just don't care how long your
response is any of you one letter, one word responders, two ters,
word vomit. It depends who I'mtalking, depends who you're talking to,
how spiteful you might want to betalking, don't feel like talking to them.
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So I was going to say,it's like in trouble. That means
I'm usually not happy with you inthe moment. Yeah, that's usually what
That's what it's been known as.Now get off my phone, right.
Yeah, it's a good way tokeep people off balance because tone is impossible
to tell in text. Yes,it is so hard to tell, and
even harder when you have one word, there's no elaboration, last one Emoji
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texts. If you're a person wholoves to use emojis, and you're often
seen as open to showing your emotionsand you are truthful, you want people
to really understand how you're feeling.So you're gonna use a happy face or
a sad face or something else toconvey your emotions. You are not ambiguous.
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You don't want other people to getthe wrong idea about your message.
Heaven forbid you forget to use aperiod. You're going to put the shocked
face or the sorrowful face, thesad face if you forgot some punctuation.
So again, it means that youwant to express the tone of your message,
and it may mean that you havea reasonable prac for expressing affect and
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may provide a useful aid in selfdisclosure, which builds intimacy. Did you
know that emojis did all of that? I no, no, not at
all. A little too much.You're building intimacy into you. We see
no takers, don't. I mean, I had a few little emojis like
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hearts and kisses and prayers, ButI can't write a whole sentence in emojis.
I wouldn't know what how to evenout too. Emojis max per text.
Yes, I think that's okay,okay, oh okay, moving right
along, here we go next story. There's been this strange resurgence, maybe
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not research well resurgence, because ithappened a lot in the ancient times when
we had less developed medical equipment andthings to detect true death. But now
there are people being pronounced dead whoare coming alive at funeral homes. There's
a woman in Nebraska who was pronounceddead. She was dead, she was
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gone. Seventy four year old woman, Constant Glanced, died at a local
hospital on Monday around four pm.They took her to the local funeral home.
They kind of left her there fora while or preparing to do all
of the things you would do inthis event. After removing her from the
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hospital and a funeral home employee noticedthat she was still breathing while preparing her
body awkward. Oh my god,can you imagine? No, it's terrified.
This does raise some questions, forinstance, did she have a hunger
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for human flesh? Is this thebeginning of it? All? Right?
This is how it starts. Well, so this is but one story,
and there are lots of stories likethis unfortunately coming out. So I don't
know if we need to do thebell thing again or something with the I
don't know, did you guys hearabout the bell thing? Dead ringer?
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Right? Stuff like that, Soyou can actually notify someone that you're still
alive in that body bag. Perhapsit's dark, that's terrifying. Let's move
on. I'm having walking dead moments, right, Let's get out of here.
Let's go into somebody else who's notnecessarily someone we like too much.
Kim Kardashian. We know her popicon, can't deny that she also is
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a pop icon who is honestly prettyobsessed or has been showing herself as being
obsessed with other pop culture icons,namely Marilyn Monroe, Princess Diana, and
now Janet Jackson, sister of MichaelJackson, pop culture icon in her own
right, What do I mean?Kim Kardashian has a habit of buying the
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jewelry, the clothing from former ordeceased pop culture icons, in this case
Princess Diana, Marilyn Monroe. JanetJackson is still very much alive, and
Kim Kardashian bought an iconic costume somethingthat Janet Jackson wore in a video a
music video in the nineties for twentyfive thousand dollars, and Kim Kardashian posted
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on her social media herself wearing thisoutfit to a Janet Jackson concert, which
just happened. What are your thoughtson spending this sort of money buying these
sorts of things from celebrities. Ifyou had the opportunity, would you buy
anything from a celebrity if you could, well, I would. I wouldn't
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think to buy anything from a celebrityone I don't have the money too.
Let's say you did. Is thereany celebrity where you'd like keep it PG
No, I have no interest init, I guess. But if I
were to say, buy something froma celebrity one that is still alive also
and then wear it in front ofthem, I would feel so vain and
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just be like, look what Ihave. Now, this was yours.
Now I haven't look at me.Would you buy anything from a celebrity of
something what? I think everyone's kindof a geek for something, okay,
So like if I found on MagicJohnson's shoes from college, I would I
can afford them, I'd buy those, okay, Or the original lightsaber used
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in the First Star or you know, like everyone's a geek for something,
okay. So yeah, not acollectible collectible. Yeah, I wouldn't want
to wear something that someone else wore, And I definitely don't want to wear
anything that it was someone who hasnow passed away. I think if I
had the money, like you said, I would collect some sort of art
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like Picasso or a Rembrandt or avan Go. I don't something that they
put on. No, I don'twant that energy mark. You are a
wealth of information about movies and shows, and would you buy anything from any
of these any of these people?Well, I remember being kind of irritated
when I saw Kim Kardashian wearing aMarilyn Monroe dress, and then I had
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a moment of clarity where I realized, why do I care about this why
But you know, I can't pretendI'm better than any of these guys because
I went to Wales, which waswhere my all time favorite cult TV show
of all time was shot, ThePrisoner from the Sixties with Patrick McGowan,
and I tried on a prisoner blazerand the gift shop and I made my
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girlfriend take video of me running alongthe beach like in the beginning of the
show. So we're all nerds forour own stuff. Sports nerds, sci
fi nerds, movie star nerds.It's just a matter of what you're a
nerd for, right, Yeah,good, good answer, very thorough steph.
Anything you would purchase that a celebrityonce owned or wore, but you'd
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want to collect you I think,just on the spot, I can't think
of anything, but I'm sure ifI had time, or I came acro
like Mark said, like an oldshow or movie, like, oh I
forgot about that, that'd be coolto get, you know, whatever piece
of memorabilia and just kind of likeyou said or in like did she do
saying like collectibles just something that cankind of maybe grow in value over time,
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but it's more sentimental than anything.Well, push the question is what
dress would you wear? Who's dress? He just smiled. Yeah, he's
not gonna answer. When we comeback, we're going to talk about what
a porn star says are the bestand worst things about her job. It's
gonna be interesting. You're listening toLater with Moe Kelly on Demand from KFI
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AM six forty. There's a pornstar, like there are many, and
her name is Nicole Aniston. She'shad a fifth I don't know her porn
star name, so I can't giveyou that. We're going by her real
name, her government name. Andshe's been in the porn business, the
adult film business for fifteen years.It seems like a very long career,
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if you know what I mean,and I don't mean it that way.
It's like dog years to human yearsdogs in civilianis. It's a lot of
time in that industry. Well,like every job, she says that her
job comes with disadvantages and advantages,and she wanted to share a bit about
what it's like being in the adultfilm space. She spoke to an outlet
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called Unilad, and she said thatsome of the positives for her job include
having a variety of experiences that youwould never really have had that add a
lot of insight into human consciousness.That's a very a very esoteric answer.
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Here's the other answer she gave otheranswers. She said, you learn a
lot about yourself. She continues,you can separate the work from true senses
of pleasure, you don't get wrappedup in it. And you can separate
separate some what identities. Quite well, that's written very, very terribly,
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but this is a direct quote.You can separate what people's identities might be.
I guess quite well. She saidyou can get to know people better.
I think she was trying to bevery deep and it didn't translate well
in this UNILAD interview. But there'ssome quick answers. She says perks include
traveling, meeting new people, andthat her career has been fruitful and a
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wonderful experience in the industry. Sheloves hearing about people's unique and authentic stories
about why they've gotten into the adultfilm industry. She says that the downside
she is a homebody. She's ahomebody and her travel schedule can be hectic
at times, but she loves thetravel. She loves to meet people.
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She considers it to be a fruitfulcareer, the puns right themselves right,
and that it's a wonderful experience gettingto know all of these people in the
porn industry. She also said she'shad very few bad days on the job.
She's just bragging. Now, whatdo you guys think? I mean,
does it come with some good healthbenefits? Just I don't know.
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Definitely comes with health checks, soyou're definitely getting checked out. I don't
know if what the other benefits are. I mean, some people get into
this industry either by default or becausethey really want to try it out,
and some of them actually like it, So I mean, I don't.
She says she felt more physically uncomfortableworking in a corporate nine to five structure
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than she does now. Wow,with the physicalities that are required of her.
Anyone want to say anything? Whyis everyone pursing their lips. We're
all afraid of getting fired right onthe button. Well, I did look
her up. She is beautiful.She is in to mecula, but she
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has an amazing body. She doesn'tlook like she could be a porn star.
She looks like she could be someone'sneighbor next door. But you know,
this is what she decided to dofor a living. So by all
meats, I guess all right,let's move on to someone else who had
some high demands placed on her.Remember, these are female protagonists centered stories,
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so these are stories that all involvewomen at the center. This woman
was unfortunately at the center of alot of harassment from her former employer.
The woman is what is her name? I can't find it, of course,
Lauren Pisciota Pisciota. She's Italian andshe was Kanye West's former assistant the
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rapper slash producer Kanye West, formerhusband of Kim Kardashian. Lauren was Kanye
West's former assistant for a while,and she discussed after working in the music
industry for a number of years,what were working with Kanye was like.
Directly, she was paid a veryhigh salary of about one million dollars for
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her work as Kanye's assistant, butthe demands, the requirements included being available
to Kanye West twenty four to seven, having to appear quote god like on
her social media, which means thather only fans and content creation on social
media had to be curbed mixed,so to speak, and that she had
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to be willing to receive lude textsand have discussions about self pleasure, often
with Kanye West and others in andaround Kanye West. It also said that
he performed lude acts in front ofher, so he wanted her to avail
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herself to this treatment, and shedecided that she wanted to know more.
She was offered an additional three millionto be promoted and to stay on,
but she declined, and she's nowsuing for fraud, unpaid wages, and
intentional infliction of emotional distress. Yayresponded saying that these are baseless allegations,
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but the lawsuit is still pending.Nothing has been fully processed or filed yet.
But this is what Lauren Pisciota hastold to many, and Rolling Stone
is who debuted the story, Soany thoughts on this, guys? He
sounds like a terrific boss to workfor. Can you imagine wow god like
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in your social media? But Ican talk to you anyway I want and
subject you to anything. Yeah,I take it. The Kanye organization didn't
have an HR department. There wasno bamb there to report to write.
No, no offside anything. Mark'sno, And he thoughts about this anybody.
It's just it's deplorable, right,It's just sad, it really is.
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You know, she got paid alot of money one million dollars,
Yeah, yeah, and was goingto be bumped up to three million dollars.
But if only we had some contextthat might suggest that he was unstable
or insane in some way. Ithink if we went to hint, if
we got his text messages, perhapswe could tell based off of his the
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way he responded, what did thejob application look like? That me too?
And then she took the job.What were the duties administrative assistance stuff,
personal assistant stuff, probably very vague, being available, being on call
for certain things. But for onemillion dollars one million, that's a lot
of money, right, red flagseverywhere. Right. When we come back,
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we're going to get into a fewmore stories. A couple that involve
pregnancy and they're not what you thinkone might be, but it's still unusual.
And a mom who was blasted fornot doing something that most of us,
not all of us do. You'relistening to Later with Moe Kelly on
Demand from KFI AM six forty.I'm Tiffany Hobbs. I've been filling in
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all evening and how fast this eveninghas gone. We have been having so
much fun in the studio, Sothank you all for listening and for of
course everyone in the studio for beinghere. Producer Kiki TJ not A go
de la Cruise. We have beentalking offline about innovative ways to make money
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given the last story that we talkedabout, and it is just it is
a thoroughly world out there. Ithink that we've come to the conclusion that
probably by the end of next weekwe're all going to have a side hustle.
I think that is fair to say, yeah, business. So we're
going to get to a couple morestories before we close out. We've been
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doing Ladies' Night Edition plus Taj,Steph and Mark talking about a few stories
at our Female Center. This nextone is about Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga
was essentially at her sister's wedding.I'm gonna do this really quickly because there's
not a lot of meat to it. She was at her sister's wedding.
She was in the wedding party.Pictures were taken, they were put up
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on the internet, and Lady Gagain the pictures had a little bit of
a belly pouch normal, she probablyhad a big breakfast. She's a slight
woman, who knows. But peoplestarted just surmising and assuming and accusing her
of being pregnant, so much sothat Lady Gaga herself felt the need to
kind of post to follow up andsay not pregnant. Taylor Swift came in
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and supported Lady Gaga and said,essentially, you people and none of us
have any right to discuss women's bodies. Leave her and women alone at large.
What say you all feelings on thisstory of pictures and people accusing you
of things and because of a picture, especially if your weight has fluctuated,
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or just commenting on weight in general. I know it's happened to me,
or you post a picture if it'sbeen a while or something, and just
always there's someone, whether it's afamily member, whatever, who might comment
on what your face now looks likeor what your body type now looks like.
Right, they feel an intensive entitlementto share with you kind of what
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they deduce about who you now arephysically. Has that happened to any of
you? Hasn't happened to me.But if somebody took a picture and was
just like, oh, you lookpregnant. It's like, no, I
was bloated. Yeah, I agree, I had a big breakfast or a
big lunch. I'm bloated for therest of the day, thank you very
much. Yeah. Yeah, wellmy mom will be she's the first one
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to you know, Latina's and anAfrican American women, we carry our weight
on our hips, and so ifmy hips are a little bigger, She's
like, hmmm, you're eating good. Huh. I'm like, yeah,
yeah, yeah, don't worry.I'll just drink a lot of water with
lemon next week, right, right, right, right. You're the man
here. What has that ever happenedto you? I was pregnant, Yes,
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all the time, all the time. It's that burden. Don't get
him now. You deserve that.I will say, it's for every guy,
like just don't ever, don't everask on her tail you just are
you Just let her tell you,oh really, even if you knew.
Yeah. Someone who admitted that sheactually is pregnant, probably to get ahead
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of rumors is a former Boy MeetsWorld actress sitcom from the nineties. Boy
Meets World. Popular actress on theshow played a supporting role. Her name
is Trina McGee. She is openingup about her fourth pregnancy at the tender
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age of fifty four. She isfifty four, who years old, and
that's not old, but it isa bit less common to be pregnant at
fifty four than it is, say, thirty four. But she says that
it happened naturally. She and herhusband wanted to conceive. They used some
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supplemental help as far as that's concerned, in the form of non prescription drugs
or additives and things, and ithappened, and she's healthy, and she's
asking everyone for prayers for a healthybaby. Fifty four. Could you see
yourself at fifty four with your fourthlet alone first or first let alone fourth
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child? No, Jesus, Iam running. I'm running far, very
slowly. I'll be with the babyright. Yes. Can you imagine being
sixty four chasing a ten year oldor old? Oh? Man, that's
it, man, let's go tothe park. You're like, I just
want to lay down. No what, I'm twenty six now, I'm thinking
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about starting a family the next fewyears. I want to be done by
that. Do you have a scaryage? I know a lot of women
have a scary age where it's likeif it's after this, after I get
here, like after thirty five,I think is my scary I don't want
to attempt this any longer type age. Yeah, I hear you, Yeah,
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fifty four naughty? I would you? Would you? Nah? I
wouldn't mean my inhaler at the park. I just couldn't do it. I
couldn't do it. Last story toclose out the night, there's a woman
California, woman, single mom,had a car full of kids. She
had a basket that she was pushingwith her groceries, and she did not
return the basket to the holder likethat outdoor catch area for your baskets,
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and people kind of judged her,and she felt compelled to go online and
that she could care She could careless about your judgment because she will never
put the basket back and compromise herchildren's safety because they are in the car
alone and she's most concerned about gettingback in the car. Screw you and
your basket judgment. She's never returningit to the whoder thing do you return
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your baskets? She said she hadsome kids in the car, children age
three to seven, three to seven, I returned your basket. I returned
the baskets. Plus my mom wouldmake me return the basket as a kid,
So yes, like, yeah,get the remote, return the basket,
same things, right, change thechannel, return the basket. So
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you do that now? I dothat now? Yeses, go out of
your way return it if you needto, right, my man, do
it now, But excuse me.I like, I'll I'll load the car
with the groceries and then I'll belike, you got the basket right,
and then he'll grab it and walkit away. And then I go into
the car and sit in the aclet. That perfect way to end the
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night. It's been a blast.Thank you guys so much for listening.
You can catch this on this showas always on the iHeartRadio app. It's
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