October 15, 2024 • 37 mins
ICYMI: Hour One of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – Thoughts on the latest onslaught of “Diddy” accusers coming forth with allegations of sexual assault and rape against Sean Combs…PLUS – A look back at the WORST interviews EVER & the new “Doritos-themed restaurant” coming to LA - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Kfi mo Kelly. We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
and it's a glorious Monday. Well not actually, I really
don't like Mondays. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
You know how it is, you go through the weekend
and it's like gone, just like that, just like that
next thing. You know, like you go home from work
Friday and you wake up in this Monday morning you think,
(00:43):
what the hell happened to? My weekend is one of
those really really quick weekends where I can't account for it.
It's not like I was having a great time. We're
doing a lot of things that just Monday can way
too fast, way too fast. But but but hey, Stephan first,
good evening. Do you remember when I said to you,
(01:04):
I need you to make sure we're recording this, and
you said, we'll put it on the podcast. It'll be
on the podcast regarding Diddy and promising that other accusers
would be coming forward. I think it was maybe Thursday.
I think it was. Yeah, Yeah, I said, you can
guarantee it, you can beg on it, right, absolutely, Okay, Mark,
good eding. You remember when I said that? Right? In fact?
(01:26):
I do? Okay, up Twala I know you remember, absolutely, okay,
because I thought it was only appropriate. We then start
with this story that more accusers have come forward accusing
Sean Diddy Combs of assault, sexual assault, and rape spanning
two decades. Six complaints were filed in the Southern District
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of New York on behalf of four males and two females.
Their names were not given. The incidents alleged to the
complaints spanned from nineteen ninety five to twenty twenty one
and include alligations of sexual assault and rape. Among the
accusers is a man who was a miner at the
time of the alleged incident sixteen years old, and a
woman who was a nineteen year old college student where
(02:12):
she alleges Combs raped her in a Manhattan hotel room
back in two thousand and four. And if you're wondering, like, well,
how is it, why is it that they're able to
file this type of complaint the civil suit Now, Well,
this is being filed under the Victims of Gender Motivated
Violence Protection Act, And under this law, the victims have
a two year window ending in March twenty twenty five
(02:35):
to file these older claims. Here it is when comes
my next prediction. We know, and this is why it's important.
We know that the fed's criminal side are working with
the fed's civil side, sharing information and sharing testimony. Cassie Ventura,
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who originally filed a civil suit, her testimony, her evidence
was also used in the criminal charges against Didnty the
original criminal charges. These lawsuits and the others will be
used to testimony. Any evidence that they can bring forward
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which could be useful in a current complaint, possibly to
show pattern, will be used by the criminal side. If
you think, I should say, if you wrongly think that
the civil suits have no bearing on the criminal well
let me disabuse you of that notion. Since they are
sharing evidence and sharing testimony. Here's the next prediction. I
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hope they're listening. Are you rolling tape on this? Because
I love being right all the time. That's gonna be
on the podcast for sure. All right, there will be
that might be there will be a superseding criminal in indictment,
in other words, added charges which will be inclusive of
this information submitted today and also last week. You will
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find new charges which are either indirectly or directly connected
to these new lawsuits. Because they are sharing all the
information and let me just say it again. You think
we're done. Oh please, don't think they're done. There're going
to be more people coming forward, and two people and more,
two more people and so on and so on. Why
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because now people feel safe enough to do so. What
does this mean for Sean ditty Combs. It means that
he will be crushed under the weight of all these suits.
He will not be able to get out from under them.
And that's assuming that he's not in prison for the
rest of his life. And since, as I've told you
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that the superseding indictment is all but a foregone conclusion
from where I sit, even if you were to get
past all the criminal stuff, the civil stuff is going
to bury him as well. He's probably in the worst
possible situation that he could be in because it's going
to get worse before it gets better. There will be
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more accusers coming forward, there will be more civil lawsuits,
there will be other criminal charges. And this is just October.
Be more in November. I'm telling you. I'm telling you
because his activities were such an open secret, there's so
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much more out there. The difference is the laws have
been changed which allow for the civil suits and also
the criminal division work in hand in hand with the
civil division. That's why we even got to this part.
And we will continue down this path because more revelations
will be made. And also we're in the age of
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new media, the Internet of camera phones. There's all sorts
of documentary and photographic and video evidence out there to
corroborate what people are saying. For example, and I'm just
saying hypothetically, in this lawsuit today, they said, X, Y
and Z happened on December twenty fifth, twenty ten. Oh,
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in this Manhattan apartment. Oh, we have a video from
that night which they obtained in the previous raid. They
would be able to corroborate some of these claims. That's
why the civil can impact the criminal Oh, it's going
to get way worse. Twell, I've seemed to remember predicting
that this was going to happen. It boggles my mind.
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They won't take me seriously.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You know why, because they are individuals for some reason
other think celebrity or wealth can save you from the law.
There are individuals that think because his celebrity and wealth
are the reasons he is being quote unquote targeted as
if he hasn't committed any crime, and as you want
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to say, I don't care if he's committed at all.
Two hundred and fifty that are out there now, is
just the one the one to know we know for
a fact that he assaulted Cassie. Shouldn't that be enough
to create all types of reasonable doubt for any excuses
he may have. But there are some who think and
assigned wealth and celebrity with being above the law.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's why they doubt you. Well, I will say this
wealth and celebrity probably has protected him for so very long.
I would say his wealth and celebrity equally arrogance is
now what has put him in jeopardy because if he
as in did he did not videotape all these parties,
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there's nothing probably to tie him to anything.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What is that saying, is it pride comes before the fall?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well? Yeah, but also I always say, don't feel your
crimes make it a little bit more difficult, It make
it difficult for someone to you know, don't tell on yourself.
I'm not trying to condone what he's done. I'm just saying,
if he doesn't have these videotapes, what is there tying
him to any of this? If we don't see the
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video of Cassie being beaten in the hotel lobby area
by the elevator, what changes about that story, you know,
other than it's just well, here's her account and there's
his account. She's just out for money. Oh then you
see the video, everything changed. They're going to be other videos,
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They're going to be other accusers, going to be other charges.
It's later with mo Kelly. If I am six forty
OnLive Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, and you know me,
I'm not big on talking about climate change. I leave
that for the next generation because whatever's going to happen
to this world is it's not going to be anything
that I can control. But there are some stories we
do want to talk about. You. You see, San Diego
(09:01):
has added climate change as a course requirement. That is
the subject we're supposed to talk about when we come back.
But in preparing for this subject, I pulled a bumper
and then it reminded me of something else. And then
I promise you there will be a diversion when we
come back. It'll make sense when we come back, I
promise you, Okay, And it's connected to the Brady bunch
(09:23):
Ah Yes, the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You're listening to later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I'm really going to take you behind the curtain at
OZ right now, Mark Ronner, you may get a kick
out of this, Okay. I was going to do the
story about climate change and how it's going to be
a required course at you see San Diego starting this year. Okay,
So I thought I'll pick a witty bumper talking about change.
(09:51):
I ended up on that change song from The Brady
Bunch where Peter is having his voice cracked time to change. Okay.
That was the genesis of all this. Then started thinking
about The Brady Bunch and a question I always get
in general. Whenever I do any public speaking, someone will
(10:13):
asked me like, who was the best interview you ever had?
Who is your favorite interview? They always asked me that.
They never asked me who was the worst interview? Okay,
let me tie it all together. There was one time
I interviewed a cast member of the Brady Bunch. She
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obviously hint, she obviously did not want to be there.
It was hurt and some of the person in the
interviews is a package deal. They were doing like a
retro drag show at the Brady House. And so, long
story short, Jan Brady was the guest Eve Plumb. She
did not want to be in the interview. She was not.
(10:58):
I don't know, and people have bad day people sometimes
are tired. I get that. I remember I interviewed a
music star and I thought it was a bad interview.
Then I found out later that she was more preoccupied
with her father being in the hospital. So I leave
room for that for all people, but this was it
was borderline disrespectful. And all I can say is, yeah,
(11:21):
Eve Plump takes the cake, and it's true. Look, if
you didn't want to come on, don't come on, because
and if you are going to come on, well you've
already committed the time, you might as well act like
you're enthusiastic about why you're here. And so if I
had to choose one interview where I think it's the
(11:44):
worst ever, it would be Eve Plumb. And I can
say this knowing good and well that she's not ever
going to come back on the show anyhow, not for
her wanting to come on, and not for me want
her to come on. So I'm not burning any bridges
all I can do is play the best part of
the interview. This is the only thing in that interview
which was worth anything. And I'm also joined by Eve
Plum Jan Brady herself, Jan Jan Jan, Eve, thank you
(12:08):
so much for coming on. How are you doing doing good?
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Eve?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I got to start with you. Why has the Brady
bunch endured for more than fifty years?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Well, I think it's because it was just really simple,
understandable stories told very well, and little problems and big
problems solved in a half hour.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Did they solve the problems or did they make America
feel better about itself?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Do you think, well, if you solved the problem, don't
you feel better about yourself?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That's all I got. There's nothing we're deeming about that interview.
Beyond that, there's nothing really that wasn't so bad. I
was affecting much worse. No, there is much worse. There
is much worse. Like how about it again? It's just
long pauses and uncomfortable silence and six word answers.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
And yeah, that's my favorite, Like the late Jerry Lewis
style of interview where you ask a big wind up
of a question and then he gives you a one
syllable answer, and it's clear that he despises you and
doesn't want to be doing what he does not want
to be.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
There, And I'm not going to pile on. I'm not
going to play the whole interview. I'm just saying I
plan to talk about climate change at UC San Diego.
I got that bumper, thought it was witty talking about
change Peter Brady. Then it got me thinking about e
Plumb and so here we are. Do you have a
worst uh? Oh? Several?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, Because I honestly think that getting to a certain
level of fame drives a lot of people insane. And
I'm not joking. Not everybody is cut out to handle fame,
and especially the pr that goes along with fame and
promoting what your latest project is, and so they act
like Caligula once they get up to a certain level.
(13:48):
So like, I had a pretty awkward interview with Mel
Gibson until I started talking about Patrick McGowan being in
Brave Heart, and then he perked up, but he clearly
didn't want to be there. It breaks my heart to
say that I had a terrible interview with John Carpenter
because I absolutely love and worship him, but he didn't
want to be there. It was about some snake pliskin
comic book that came out a number of years ago.
(14:10):
David Caruso. I thought he might swing on me because
I mentioned that he was the first person to show
his pasty white ass on TV. And he turns to
me and he goes, well, you think it's pasty, that's
what he zeroed in.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
So you know, sometimes they're just not into it and
they don't have a sense of humor, and you as
the interviewer, have to roll with that. Yeah, and take control.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Talla. Do you remember when we had Elliott Goulden studio. Oh,
I pissed him off with something I said, and I
thought it was the first segment. I said, oh, this
may not end well. Yeah, he corrected me on something
like I he thought I said something more. I mischaracter
as what he said, and he really took umbrage. I
have to go find the clip and I said, oh,
we're going down, We're going down tonight.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I got to hear this.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
The Eve Plumb wasn't as dry as the n Vanessa
Bell Callaway.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's the one man Vanessa Bell Callaway. She was evidently
getting groceries out of the car or something while she
was talking to me. I don't remember what the project was,
but she was completely and utterly distracted. You hear the
trip of the car and closing the hatchback, and you
(15:25):
hear the dogs balk in the background. She's walking in
the house, the jingling of the keys, and I want
to say that, do you want to call me back?
I mean, because it wasn't like she was giving me
great sound. Now I'll give you another extreme where that
can be very funny. I was speaking to Robert Dovey
and he was in like a grocery store or something. Yeah,
that was funny. And he called in and you could
(15:46):
tell he was at the checkout counter he did. I said, Robert,
you know, I appreciate you calling in. You want to
just call back in maybe next segment, because we were
talking about his Sinatra record or something like that. Yeah,
And he clearly was in the middle of doing shopping.
But it was lighthearted, it was fun. He was he
(16:06):
was still in the conversation and he was no.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I remember because he was like no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
I gotta do this, like this is important to me.
I'm a fan of the show, and he really really
like honed in when you started talking politics with him.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
He was a whole nother guy, like he loved it.
People like you spoke to Robert Don of course I did.
He's like a friendly show. That's having my own like
three times. Yeah, oh, and also talked about Politicon you know. Yes,
So it's it's weird when people hear an interview go off. Well,
(16:40):
we're all surprised. Trust me, we're all surprised because there's
so many things which can go wrong will go wrong.
You may have an interviewee who is in a bad mood, disinterested,
or has a preconceived notion about you, the interviewer or
the outlet in which you work. Because a lot of
times will will like if we're either a politicon or
(17:01):
we're trying to get guests and we say CAFI a
six forty number one news talk station in America, to
say CAF, I question mark that, yeah, yeah, we know
CAFI and all that is signified. It works both ways.
And another question I usually get is why don't you
have so and so on? Well, so and so has
(17:22):
to agree to come on, I can ask. It doesn't
mean the person's going to come on. We've asked people
for years, like, for example, Eddie Murphy, I've been asking
him for the past fifteen years. I can't get asked
the gatekeeper Arnold Robinson. Every time I send him an email,
he'll send me an email back inside of ten minutes
(17:42):
saying Eddie's unavailable every single time. But I didn't even
tell you when the interview would be. I didn't even
give you a perspective day, month, year, Eddie's not available.
It's not a when it's a it's to you in perpetuity. Yeah,
and yes, I take it personally and I won't call
out who it is alan Nee rob But every time
(18:03):
I send him a email to alan Nee rob or
Arnold Robinson, whoever their clients are, they're unavailable.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
They just just get a little bit bigger and they'll
start saying, yes, you're almost there, you're close.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No. It's part of it because there are people who
won't do radio interviews period. It's not worth taking back
to their client because either their client's going to say no,
or they're saying no on behalf of their client. And
I get it. The publicist is supposed to be the
bad guy or the bad woman. You know not the artists.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Well, if you listen to especially comedians, complain about this
kind of thing. The worst of all time are these
morning zoo interviews that they have to endure. And I
don't think they can all differentiate. Oh it's another radio interview.
It's the same thing, whereas what you're doing on the
show in the evenings is clearly a universe different than that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, some people get it. Some people who listen to
talk radio are not like that. Jay Leno, he listens
to talk radio, he does radio interviews. He's come on
with us obviously, he's been on with way a dozen times.
He gets it. But there are a lot of people
of Jay's stature and above where they will not do
radio interviews no matter what. So when people say why
(19:11):
don't you have so and so on because I can't
control that, you know, you have to go hat in
your hand and beg. Many times it's like, oh, please,
will you come on the show. We just love you.
We promise we're not going to ask you anything political,
we won't ask you anything personal, we won't ask about
that time you got arrested. We you know, all we
want is seven minutes. You have to grovel to a
(19:33):
certain extent, and so the interview we feels comfortable. And
then after you get that person on the phone or
in studio, you have to try to develop a rapport
with him or her in three minutes. We try to
do it before the conversation starts, so they feel comfortable
enough to start opening up. It's not magic. It's a
(19:53):
lot of work. So that was the e Plum story
in Vanessa Bell Callo, I had forgotten about that. Oh,
I don't know why you reminded me of that one.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh yeah, we call names here, we call names. It's
Later with mo Kelly. Can't if I am six forty
and oh yeah, and UCSDU they have climate changes is
a course for carbon Now.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Let's talk about the cities where you're most likely to
get sick. The ten most sickest illest cities in the US.
And this is according to Saliant Health. And it doesn't
matter the criteria, germs, bacteria, whatever, You're going to get
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sick in these cities. Mark Ronner, we pulled this list
especially for you. Why is that because you are very,
very concerned about not getting sick. Well, I'm rational. No,
this is to protect you, So do not go to
these cities. Coming in and number ten, Mark ronnerd do
(21:03):
not go to Sacramento. I hadn't planned tokay, avoiding sack. Yes,
how don't even have to say it, you know, I
don't have to say it right right? What I had
to make it weird? I'm just following your lead. I
don't have to say that, okay. Number nine for Seed. Yes,
(21:26):
Baltimore is the ninth sickest city in the US. Oh. No,
you know.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I went to a movie convention there once and they
had a crying room in the theater for the kids.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Baltimore is a great city. No, Baltimore is a great city.
You're just liable to get sick. Okay, two things can
be true. Coming in at number eight of the ten
sickest cities in the United States, Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Was your source, Marjorie Taylor Green, What what's the basis
for this?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It's cold and flu season, that's the basis of this.
Oh you know. Also that's where they film all the
Walking Dead episodes. Number seven Memphis, Tennesseee. No, yeah, I'm
sensing the theme here. Generally Sacramento is not in the South,
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but it's very rural. If you've ever been a Sacramento,
it's very rural. See. Yes, it is coming in at
number six. Knowlans Louisiana. I'm sensing the theme here. It's
almost like the pattern is becoming self evident. Yes, it
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is coming in number five of the ten sickest cities
in the United States for cold and flu season. Now
you know you can't have a worse list. Half somewhere
from Mississippi on it. Jackson, Mississippi comes in at number five.
It's all taking shape. Number four. Start spreading the news.
(23:17):
I'm leaving today New York, New York. It is crowded there.
Oh have you been to Manhattan in the summer. Yes,
the heat is oppressive, the smell of the trash is awful.
I was up for a job there right out of
grad school. Actually before I moved to Seattle, I was
(23:38):
up for a job with Comedy Central there. I cannot
tell you how relieved I was when at the end
of the process they were like, no, we're not hiring
writers for this writing job. I was terrified of having
to live in New York in something be sizes closet.
There is nothing for me which would be redeeming about
living in New York. The longest I've stayed there was
three weeks working with the Grammys and the Grammys when
(23:59):
it was in New York at Radio City Music Hall.
Is a nice place to visit. Would never ever want
to live there under any circumstance. You don't have any
of the benefits of California from weather or decent beaches
or attractions. I don't get it. And they say, like, well,
we don't have the traffic like you do in California. Yeah,
(24:21):
but it's a crowded city. Everyone's on top of each other.
I mean really on top of each other. It's so
crowded they don't have room for traffic. Got a point
coming here at number three of the sickest cities in
the United States, and this wasn't surprised me. This must
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be because of one event. Comic Con. San Diego is
number three. Absolutely, it's gotta be connected to that. People
got con crude even before the pandemic. You're guaranteed to
get sick there. That has to be the only reason.
Number two Fres Bama Presno Whereas and coming in at
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number one the sickest city in America for this cold
and flu season. Just to let you know, Salian Health
studied the one hundred most populous cities in the United
States to determine where people are most likely to get sick,
evaluating air quality, asthma rates, seasonal pollen allergies, cold and
influenza activity. This is number one. All right, you ready,
(25:46):
any guesses? Any guesses. I'll guess Chicago. Let's say Oakland,
Stephen Uh, Texas.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Then down the city of Texas. It's horribly sick.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It's okay, Foosh, I know what you man, I know
what you man. Bakersfield. Wait what Bakersfield. It's a surprise
to me too, because I don't think of Bakersfield is
all that populous, and I think a part of getting
sick is densely populated cities. Maybe they're just jermy there.
(26:25):
I guess they don't wash their hands. Oh, Kevin McCarthy
is a massive carrier. Kevin has not had a good year. Okay,
I guess we're piling on. Yes. Oh, he's another one
we're trying to get on the show. He would never
return that one email call. Nothing I don't never respond. Oh,
(26:45):
he'll get desperate soon enough. I'll just say it. He's
a perfect example. Someone we would love to have on
the show. Never responded, so he's not going to get
anything nice now, you know, Oh well who Texas?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Fooshallone, folks. I know, I love folks. I understand spur
of the moment is fast thinking. And I know you
had Dallas in your mind, but you just said Texas.
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, But just like San Antonio, Corpus, Christy l Pasto, Houston, Austin.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I don't think scrolling down the list of names of
cities is gonna make him feel like.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That's like we're not busting on him, but we are.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
We are.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh yeah, that's right. He earned that one. Okay, give
yourself a rim shot. Fair enough? No, no, no, we'll wait. Time.
It's Later with mo Kelly caf I am six forty.
We are alive everywhere on the iHeartRadio app and we
have some good news for you. On the other side
of the break. Dorrito's is coming to LA in restaurant form.
(27:50):
We'll tell you about it next.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI Am six forty.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Dorito's is bringing its first ever restaurant to La It's
called Doritos after Dark and it will introduced Friday at
Crypto dot Com Arena, or as I call it, Staples Center.
And it's not just chips which will be available. The
location will serve everything from Margarita's and veggie dumplings. That
(28:19):
doesn't sound good to ice cream in California rolls. How
does that fit together? Is that supposed to be like
a cuisine or something.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Anything is better if it tastes like Dorito's. I found
some Doritos like nacho cheese Dorito's flavored popcorn a few
weeks ago, and I told you about it. Nothing could
have pleased me more.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Maybe I'm just old because Doritos do not appeal to
me like that. We have a literal drawer full of
free Doritos that I've never had any of them.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Well, it's disgusting at the same time that it's delicious.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I don't like that the powder on my hands or anything. Wait,
it's all about.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah, when you pause to consider how much of our
lives are influenced by flavored powder, it's pretty sobering.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Quote. When we take Dorito's chips out of the bag
and put the distinctive chip into recipes. The culinary possibilities
are endless. This is according to Friedo l A culinary
senior principal scientists. That's the job, culinary senior principal scientists.
Oh they're serious. Chef Wiley Bates, that's a fake name.
Can't be real. It's a fake name. It's a fake job,
(29:23):
fake title. The Dorito's brand is known for pushing boundaries
and paving new paths. The food and alcoholic beverages offered
at the new Dorio's After Dark restaurant were created with
the consumer in mind and take delicious fan favorites up
and notch with the boldness and flair only Dodo's flavors
can deliver. Now, this is basically a munchy spot for
people who are high.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Now, I know you want to mock this because it's trashy,
but I'll tell you that I interviewed some sort of
master simelier ones and just to throw them off, I
thought I was being a wise ass. I asked him,
tell me what wine would you pair with a nacho
cheese Dorito. He actually took him moment to give it
some thought, and his answer was a Merleau, A Merleau.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I like Merlau. I would never have it with Dorito's. Well,
he's the expert. Who am I supposed to believe? Please,
elitists not listening to experts. You're right, okay, okay, listen
to this menu. Giredo's Flaming Hot Limone Late night rita
a classic tequila margarita, but with the Giredo's Flaming hot
(30:26):
limone rim. No, I'm not drinking anything with rim in it.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
So they're just they're just rubbing Doritos around the rim
of a cup.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
They want you to lick.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
The rim, right, they want you to rim they get
the don't do that.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't do that. What are you doing? I just
read that's what it says. What it says. I am
not making this up. It's the hot limone rim.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You're trying to get me fired. No, it says that
it's literally the flavor is on the rim. The only
way to get it is to taste, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Dorito Spicy sweet Chili ramen rito a burrito consisting of
grilled chicken oodles of ramen noodles crushed spicy sweet chili doritos,
charred corn, scallions and cilantro in a flour tortilla. God,
that sounds horrible. It does, it really does. I'd try it.
Dorito's Flaming Hot Nacho Veggie Dumplings. This just sounds just
(31:32):
abysmal pan fried dumplings, which is fine, filled with vegetables
that's fine, and a flaming hot nacho chili crisp. No, no, I.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
See you pairing it with the bloody marry. That might work.
Some of this stuff is a little long. This has
to go with liquor, I'm sorry. And none of this
is good by itself.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Dorito's nacho Cheese Texas style loaded nachos. Now this sounds
like something I would eat. Yeah, now you're talking nachos
with brisket, barbecue sauce, nacho cheese, sliced pickles, and sweet
onions on top of nacho cheese doritos. It's a little
bit much, but I probably could. I could deal with
that and something sweet. Dorito's Nacho Cheese crunched tastic vanilla
(32:14):
cone vanilla ice cream on a waffle cone, dipped in
milk chocolate, enrolled in nacho cheese, Dorito's chip.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Maybe if you were on a plane that crashed in
the Andes and it was either that or the leg
of your teammates. Yeah, I think they call that a
live Yeah, well their donner party one of the two. Yeah,
But honestly, let let's just be straight with each other.
When you heard the taco bell was going to start
making tacos out out of nacho cheese doritos, didn't you
think give these people a no bell prize?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I thought that. I didn't think that. I thought that
it was had potential, had possibility. That was genius. Yeah,
And I think that's what put them back on the
map because ever since then they've just been coming up
with even more crazy stuff. It was a natural marriage.
It just just made sense. You can do taco shells whatever, Dorito's. Yeah,
you know, you know what's crazy is there? Nacho beau
Grandes have not incorporated Dorito's chip. Shit. I don't know why.
(33:08):
It might be a licensing thing. Heads need to roll
for this, and it just goes to follow that you
would do that. There are limitations. The Dorrito's after Dark
restaurant experience is only available to ticketed guests at Staple
Center i'mbout calling it a crypto dot com During scheduled events
that said, the public will have the chance to try
(33:28):
the Doritos for one night only when the restaurant steps
out of the areta and into Peacock Place in downtown
LA for a pop up experience. Alrighty, there you go.
Is anyone going to try it? Is anyone to go down?
Anyone going to go down to crypto dot com slash
Staples Center. No, that's the irony of this.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Only rich people get to try this trashy Dorito's new food.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, I'm not going to go to a venue just
for a food item. If I'm going to a venue,
I'm going for the performance or the game for the event,
but I'm not going for food. Food is an added attraction,
not the reason to go. And if I have to
go there for this, no, nope.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
I mean because that's parking, that's walking through the unhoused
homeless ville that surrounds the Staple Center. It's a whole
lot that you have to go through. The last time
I went down there to go ice skating, there was
like feces on the corners. We had to step around
and to get over to the ice skin. I was like,
I'm not coming back down to Staple Center anymore. It's
(34:35):
gone to hell.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Hey, Mark, Since Twala doesn't drink, I'll ask you this question.
I think we covered it, but I don't remember. Do
you remember back in twenty twenty three when Dodo's introduced
a not Cho cheese flavored liquor. I sure do. I
didn't buy any, but I was curious about it. Were
you serious? I know, let me serious.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
They introduced a.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Not chow cheese flavored liquor. Not liquor, but liquor. It's
a difference.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
I think we should have seen if we could have
gotten some scent here as a promotional item, so that
we tried it on the air and had our reactions.
I think our reactions would have involved gagging sounds, but
I still would have tried it.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh, speaking of gagging sounds, I remember one other story
of the celebrity, another celebrity who will never be on
the show, Twalla Take it Away.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Vivica Fox. Vivica Fox will never grace this show. She
will so stink with her attitude at Comic Con. I
now and forever more will associate her with comic Con filter.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
She had us running around all of gas lampslop. I'm
gonna be at this hotel. Okay, well I'm gonna be
over here, and you know you can't move around Comic
Con and gas Lamp quickly. And we walked for a
good hour and a half, no exaggeration, trying to find her.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
And then in the end she said, never mind, I
don't want to do it. What Yeah, no, it's sorry,
it's too late. I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
It's like to the point where it's like, lady, if
you were on fire, I would not spare urine to
put you out.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Not cool. Ah, Remember Rampage Jackson. That was funny. That
was funny. He's another one who won't get on this show.
I think he wanted to fight or something. He was
mad at me, Yes, because I had the audacity to
ask him to come on the show or something like.
He didn't. He didn't get it. It's like you're at
it was at wonder Con. It's you're at wonder com
(36:23):
people are going to ask you for interviews. Why are
you getting offended because people are asking you to come
on the show.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yeah, well, see the satisfaction you can have now is
that people's careers go up and down and they don't
last very long. Now, I bet Vivica A Fox would
would love the chance to be on your show.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
She won't get it. She can beg I wouldn't give
it to her. There we go. I take that however
you want? No? No, I like that? You like it? Yeah?
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K S I M M K O S T H
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Kfi mo Kelly. We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
and it's a glorious Monday. Well not actually, I really
don't like Mondays. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
You know how it is, you go through the weekend
and it's like gone, just like that, just like that
next thing. You know, like you go home from work
Friday and you wake up in this Monday morning you think,
(00:43):
what the hell happened to? My weekend is one of
those really really quick weekends where I can't account for it.
It's not like I was having a great time. We're
doing a lot of things that just Monday can way
too fast, way too fast. But but but hey, Stephan first,
good evening. Do you remember when I said to you,
(01:04):
I need you to make sure we're recording this, and
you said, we'll put it on the podcast. It'll be
on the podcast regarding Diddy and promising that other accusers
would be coming forward. I think it was maybe Thursday.
I think it was. Yeah, Yeah, I said, you can
guarantee it, you can beg on it, right, absolutely, Okay, Mark,
good eding. You remember when I said that? Right? In fact?
(01:26):
I do? Okay, up Twala I know you remember, absolutely, okay,
because I thought it was only appropriate. We then start
with this story that more accusers have come forward accusing
Sean Diddy Combs of assault, sexual assault, and rape spanning
two decades. Six complaints were filed in the Southern District
(01:49):
of New York on behalf of four males and two females.
Their names were not given. The incidents alleged to the
complaints spanned from nineteen ninety five to twenty twenty one
and include alligations of sexual assault and rape. Among the
accusers is a man who was a miner at the
time of the alleged incident sixteen years old, and a
woman who was a nineteen year old college student where
(02:12):
she alleges Combs raped her in a Manhattan hotel room
back in two thousand and four. And if you're wondering, like, well,
how is it, why is it that they're able to
file this type of complaint the civil suit Now, Well,
this is being filed under the Victims of Gender Motivated
Violence Protection Act, And under this law, the victims have
a two year window ending in March twenty twenty five
(02:35):
to file these older claims. Here it is when comes
my next prediction. We know, and this is why it's important.
We know that the fed's criminal side are working with
the fed's civil side, sharing information and sharing testimony. Cassie Ventura,
(03:00):
who originally filed a civil suit, her testimony, her evidence
was also used in the criminal charges against Didnty the
original criminal charges. These lawsuits and the others will be
used to testimony. Any evidence that they can bring forward
(03:20):
which could be useful in a current complaint, possibly to
show pattern, will be used by the criminal side. If
you think, I should say, if you wrongly think that
the civil suits have no bearing on the criminal well
let me disabuse you of that notion. Since they are
sharing evidence and sharing testimony. Here's the next prediction. I
(03:46):
hope they're listening. Are you rolling tape on this? Because
I love being right all the time. That's gonna be
on the podcast for sure. All right, there will be
that might be there will be a superseding criminal in indictment,
in other words, added charges which will be inclusive of
this information submitted today and also last week. You will
(04:10):
find new charges which are either indirectly or directly connected
to these new lawsuits. Because they are sharing all the
information and let me just say it again. You think
we're done. Oh please, don't think they're done. There're going
to be more people coming forward, and two people and more,
two more people and so on and so on. Why
(04:33):
because now people feel safe enough to do so. What
does this mean for Sean ditty Combs. It means that
he will be crushed under the weight of all these suits.
He will not be able to get out from under them.
And that's assuming that he's not in prison for the
rest of his life. And since, as I've told you
(04:54):
that the superseding indictment is all but a foregone conclusion
from where I sit, even if you were to get
past all the criminal stuff, the civil stuff is going
to bury him as well. He's probably in the worst
possible situation that he could be in because it's going
to get worse before it gets better. There will be
(05:16):
more accusers coming forward, there will be more civil lawsuits,
there will be other criminal charges. And this is just October.
Be more in November. I'm telling you. I'm telling you
because his activities were such an open secret, there's so
(05:36):
much more out there. The difference is the laws have
been changed which allow for the civil suits and also
the criminal division work in hand in hand with the
civil division. That's why we even got to this part.
And we will continue down this path because more revelations
will be made. And also we're in the age of
(06:00):
new media, the Internet of camera phones. There's all sorts
of documentary and photographic and video evidence out there to
corroborate what people are saying. For example, and I'm just
saying hypothetically, in this lawsuit today, they said, X, Y
and Z happened on December twenty fifth, twenty ten. Oh,
(06:20):
in this Manhattan apartment. Oh, we have a video from
that night which they obtained in the previous raid. They
would be able to corroborate some of these claims. That's
why the civil can impact the criminal Oh, it's going
to get way worse. Twell, I've seemed to remember predicting
that this was going to happen. It boggles my mind.
(06:43):
They won't take me seriously.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You know why, because they are individuals for some reason
other think celebrity or wealth can save you from the law.
There are individuals that think because his celebrity and wealth
are the reasons he is being quote unquote targeted as
if he hasn't committed any crime, and as you want
(07:06):
to say, I don't care if he's committed at all.
Two hundred and fifty that are out there now, is
just the one the one to know we know for
a fact that he assaulted Cassie. Shouldn't that be enough
to create all types of reasonable doubt for any excuses
he may have. But there are some who think and
assigned wealth and celebrity with being above the law.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
That's why they doubt you. Well, I will say this
wealth and celebrity probably has protected him for so very long.
I would say his wealth and celebrity equally arrogance is
now what has put him in jeopardy because if he
as in did he did not videotape all these parties,
(07:50):
there's nothing probably to tie him to anything.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What is that saying, is it pride comes before the fall?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well? Yeah, but also I always say, don't feel your
crimes make it a little bit more difficult, It make
it difficult for someone to you know, don't tell on yourself.
I'm not trying to condone what he's done. I'm just saying,
if he doesn't have these videotapes, what is there tying
him to any of this? If we don't see the
(08:18):
video of Cassie being beaten in the hotel lobby area
by the elevator, what changes about that story, you know,
other than it's just well, here's her account and there's
his account. She's just out for money. Oh then you
see the video, everything changed. They're going to be other videos,
(08:39):
They're going to be other accusers, going to be other charges.
It's later with mo Kelly. If I am six forty
OnLive Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, and you know me,
I'm not big on talking about climate change. I leave
that for the next generation because whatever's going to happen
to this world is it's not going to be anything
that I can control. But there are some stories we
do want to talk about. You. You see, San Diego
(09:01):
has added climate change as a course requirement. That is
the subject we're supposed to talk about when we come back.
But in preparing for this subject, I pulled a bumper
and then it reminded me of something else. And then
I promise you there will be a diversion when we
come back. It'll make sense when we come back, I
promise you, Okay, And it's connected to the Brady bunch
(09:23):
Ah Yes, the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You're listening to later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I'm really going to take you behind the curtain at
OZ right now, Mark Ronner, you may get a kick
out of this, Okay. I was going to do the
story about climate change and how it's going to be
a required course at you see San Diego starting this year. Okay,
So I thought I'll pick a witty bumper talking about change.
(09:51):
I ended up on that change song from The Brady
Bunch where Peter is having his voice cracked time to change. Okay.
That was the genesis of all this. Then started thinking
about The Brady Bunch and a question I always get
in general. Whenever I do any public speaking, someone will
(10:13):
asked me like, who was the best interview you ever had?
Who is your favorite interview? They always asked me that.
They never asked me who was the worst interview? Okay,
let me tie it all together. There was one time
I interviewed a cast member of the Brady Bunch. She
(10:35):
obviously hint, she obviously did not want to be there.
It was hurt and some of the person in the
interviews is a package deal. They were doing like a
retro drag show at the Brady House. And so, long
story short, Jan Brady was the guest Eve Plumb. She
did not want to be in the interview. She was not.
(10:58):
I don't know, and people have bad day people sometimes
are tired. I get that. I remember I interviewed a
music star and I thought it was a bad interview.
Then I found out later that she was more preoccupied
with her father being in the hospital. So I leave
room for that for all people, but this was it
was borderline disrespectful. And all I can say is, yeah,
(11:21):
Eve Plump takes the cake, and it's true. Look, if
you didn't want to come on, don't come on, because
and if you are going to come on, well you've
already committed the time, you might as well act like
you're enthusiastic about why you're here. And so if I
had to choose one interview where I think it's the
(11:44):
worst ever, it would be Eve Plumb. And I can
say this knowing good and well that she's not ever
going to come back on the show anyhow, not for
her wanting to come on, and not for me want
her to come on. So I'm not burning any bridges
all I can do is play the best part of
the interview. This is the only thing in that interview
which was worth anything. And I'm also joined by Eve
Plum Jan Brady herself, Jan Jan Jan, Eve, thank you
(12:08):
so much for coming on. How are you doing doing good?
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Eve?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I got to start with you. Why has the Brady
bunch endured for more than fifty years?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Well, I think it's because it was just really simple,
understandable stories told very well, and little problems and big
problems solved in a half hour.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Did they solve the problems or did they make America
feel better about itself?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Do you think, well, if you solved the problem, don't
you feel better about yourself?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That's all I got. There's nothing we're deeming about that interview.
Beyond that, there's nothing really that wasn't so bad. I
was affecting much worse. No, there is much worse. There
is much worse. Like how about it again? It's just
long pauses and uncomfortable silence and six word answers.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
And yeah, that's my favorite, Like the late Jerry Lewis
style of interview where you ask a big wind up
of a question and then he gives you a one
syllable answer, and it's clear that he despises you and
doesn't want to be doing what he does not want
to be.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
There, And I'm not going to pile on. I'm not
going to play the whole interview. I'm just saying I
plan to talk about climate change at UC San Diego.
I got that bumper, thought it was witty talking about
change Peter Brady. Then it got me thinking about e
Plumb and so here we are. Do you have a
worst uh? Oh? Several?
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Yeah, Because I honestly think that getting to a certain
level of fame drives a lot of people insane. And
I'm not joking. Not everybody is cut out to handle fame,
and especially the pr that goes along with fame and
promoting what your latest project is, and so they act
like Caligula once they get up to a certain level.
(13:48):
So like, I had a pretty awkward interview with Mel
Gibson until I started talking about Patrick McGowan being in
Brave Heart, and then he perked up, but he clearly
didn't want to be there. It breaks my heart to
say that I had a terrible interview with John Carpenter
because I absolutely love and worship him, but he didn't
want to be there. It was about some snake pliskin
comic book that came out a number of years ago.
(14:10):
David Caruso. I thought he might swing on me because
I mentioned that he was the first person to show
his pasty white ass on TV. And he turns to
me and he goes, well, you think it's pasty, that's
what he zeroed in.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
So you know, sometimes they're just not into it and
they don't have a sense of humor, and you as
the interviewer, have to roll with that. Yeah, and take control.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Talla. Do you remember when we had Elliott Goulden studio. Oh,
I pissed him off with something I said, and I
thought it was the first segment. I said, oh, this
may not end well. Yeah, he corrected me on something
like I he thought I said something more. I mischaracter
as what he said, and he really took umbrage. I
have to go find the clip and I said, oh,
we're going down, We're going down tonight.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I got to hear this.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
The Eve Plumb wasn't as dry as the n Vanessa
Bell Callaway.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's the one man Vanessa Bell Callaway. She was evidently
getting groceries out of the car or something while she
was talking to me. I don't remember what the project was,
but she was completely and utterly distracted. You hear the
trip of the car and closing the hatchback, and you
(15:25):
hear the dogs balk in the background. She's walking in
the house, the jingling of the keys, and I want
to say that, do you want to call me back?
I mean, because it wasn't like she was giving me
great sound. Now I'll give you another extreme where that
can be very funny. I was speaking to Robert Dovey
and he was in like a grocery store or something. Yeah,
that was funny. And he called in and you could
(15:46):
tell he was at the checkout counter he did. I said, Robert,
you know, I appreciate you calling in. You want to
just call back in maybe next segment, because we were
talking about his Sinatra record or something like that. Yeah,
And he clearly was in the middle of doing shopping.
But it was lighthearted, it was fun. He was he
(16:06):
was still in the conversation and he was no.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I remember because he was like no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
I gotta do this, like this is important to me.
I'm a fan of the show, and he really really
like honed in when you started talking politics with him.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
He was a whole nother guy, like he loved it.
People like you spoke to Robert Don of course I did.
He's like a friendly show. That's having my own like
three times. Yeah, oh, and also talked about Politicon you know. Yes,
So it's it's weird when people hear an interview go off. Well,
(16:40):
we're all surprised. Trust me, we're all surprised because there's
so many things which can go wrong will go wrong.
You may have an interviewee who is in a bad mood, disinterested,
or has a preconceived notion about you, the interviewer or
the outlet in which you work. Because a lot of
times will will like if we're either a politicon or
(17:01):
we're trying to get guests and we say CAFI a
six forty number one news talk station in America, to
say CAF, I question mark that, yeah, yeah, we know
CAFI and all that is signified. It works both ways.
And another question I usually get is why don't you
have so and so on? Well, so and so has
(17:22):
to agree to come on, I can ask. It doesn't
mean the person's going to come on. We've asked people
for years, like, for example, Eddie Murphy, I've been asking
him for the past fifteen years. I can't get asked
the gatekeeper Arnold Robinson. Every time I send him an email,
he'll send me an email back inside of ten minutes
(17:42):
saying Eddie's unavailable every single time. But I didn't even
tell you when the interview would be. I didn't even
give you a perspective day, month, year, Eddie's not available.
It's not a when it's a it's to you in perpetuity. Yeah,
and yes, I take it personally and I won't call
out who it is alan Nee rob But every time
(18:03):
I send him a email to alan Nee rob or
Arnold Robinson, whoever their clients are, they're unavailable.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
They just just get a little bit bigger and they'll
start saying, yes, you're almost there, you're close.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No. It's part of it because there are people who
won't do radio interviews period. It's not worth taking back
to their client because either their client's going to say no,
or they're saying no on behalf of their client. And
I get it. The publicist is supposed to be the
bad guy or the bad woman. You know not the artists.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Well, if you listen to especially comedians, complain about this
kind of thing. The worst of all time are these
morning zoo interviews that they have to endure. And I
don't think they can all differentiate. Oh it's another radio interview.
It's the same thing, whereas what you're doing on the
show in the evenings is clearly a universe different than that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, some people get it. Some people who listen to
talk radio are not like that. Jay Leno, he listens
to talk radio, he does radio interviews. He's come on
with us obviously, he's been on with way a dozen times.
He gets it. But there are a lot of people
of Jay's stature and above where they will not do
radio interviews no matter what. So when people say why
(19:11):
don't you have so and so on because I can't
control that, you know, you have to go hat in
your hand and beg. Many times it's like, oh, please,
will you come on the show. We just love you.
We promise we're not going to ask you anything political,
we won't ask you anything personal, we won't ask about
that time you got arrested. We you know, all we
want is seven minutes. You have to grovel to a
(19:33):
certain extent, and so the interview we feels comfortable. And
then after you get that person on the phone or
in studio, you have to try to develop a rapport
with him or her in three minutes. We try to
do it before the conversation starts, so they feel comfortable
enough to start opening up. It's not magic. It's a
(19:53):
lot of work. So that was the e Plum story
in Vanessa Bell Callo, I had forgotten about that. Oh,
I don't know why you reminded me of that one.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Oh yeah, we call names here, we call names. It's
Later with mo Kelly. Can't if I am six forty
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a course for carbon Now.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Let's talk about the cities where you're most likely to
get sick. The ten most sickest illest cities in the US.
And this is according to Saliant Health. And it doesn't
matter the criteria, germs, bacteria, whatever, You're going to get
(20:39):
sick in these cities. Mark Ronner, we pulled this list
especially for you. Why is that because you are very,
very concerned about not getting sick. Well, I'm rational. No,
this is to protect you, So do not go to
these cities. Coming in and number ten, Mark ronnerd do
(21:03):
not go to Sacramento. I hadn't planned tokay, avoiding sack. Yes,
how don't even have to say it, you know, I
don't have to say it right right? What I had
to make it weird? I'm just following your lead. I
don't have to say that, okay. Number nine for Seed. Yes,
(21:26):
Baltimore is the ninth sickest city in the US. Oh. No,
you know.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
I went to a movie convention there once and they
had a crying room in the theater for the kids.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Baltimore is a great city. No, Baltimore is a great city.
You're just liable to get sick. Okay, two things can
be true. Coming in at number eight of the ten
sickest cities in the United States, Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Was your source, Marjorie Taylor Green, What what's the basis
for this?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It's cold and flu season, that's the basis of this.
Oh you know. Also that's where they film all the
Walking Dead episodes. Number seven Memphis, Tennesseee. No, yeah, I'm
sensing the theme here. Generally Sacramento is not in the South,
(22:24):
but it's very rural. If you've ever been a Sacramento,
it's very rural. See. Yes, it is coming in at
number six. Knowlans Louisiana. I'm sensing the theme here. It's
almost like the pattern is becoming self evident. Yes, it
(22:46):
is coming in number five of the ten sickest cities
in the United States for cold and flu season. Now
you know you can't have a worse list. Half somewhere
from Mississippi on it. Jackson, Mississippi comes in at number five.
It's all taking shape. Number four. Start spreading the news.
(23:17):
I'm leaving today New York, New York. It is crowded there.
Oh have you been to Manhattan in the summer. Yes,
the heat is oppressive, the smell of the trash is awful.
I was up for a job there right out of
grad school. Actually before I moved to Seattle, I was
(23:38):
up for a job with Comedy Central there. I cannot
tell you how relieved I was when at the end
of the process they were like, no, we're not hiring
writers for this writing job. I was terrified of having
to live in New York in something be sizes closet.
There is nothing for me which would be redeeming about
living in New York. The longest I've stayed there was
three weeks working with the Grammys and the Grammys when
(23:59):
it was in New York at Radio City Music Hall.
Is a nice place to visit. Would never ever want
to live there under any circumstance. You don't have any
of the benefits of California from weather or decent beaches
or attractions. I don't get it. And they say, like, well,
we don't have the traffic like you do in California. Yeah,
(24:21):
but it's a crowded city. Everyone's on top of each other.
I mean really on top of each other. It's so
crowded they don't have room for traffic. Got a point
coming here at number three of the sickest cities in
the United States, and this wasn't surprised me. This must
(24:42):
be because of one event. Comic Con. San Diego is
number three. Absolutely, it's gotta be connected to that. People
got con crude even before the pandemic. You're guaranteed to
get sick there. That has to be the only reason.
Number two Fres Bama Presno Whereas and coming in at
(25:13):
number one the sickest city in America for this cold
and flu season. Just to let you know, Salian Health
studied the one hundred most populous cities in the United
States to determine where people are most likely to get sick,
evaluating air quality, asthma rates, seasonal pollen allergies, cold and
influenza activity. This is number one. All right, you ready,
(25:46):
any guesses? Any guesses. I'll guess Chicago. Let's say Oakland,
Stephen Uh, Texas.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Then down the city of Texas. It's horribly sick.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
It's okay, Foosh, I know what you man, I know
what you man. Bakersfield. Wait what Bakersfield. It's a surprise
to me too, because I don't think of Bakersfield is
all that populous, and I think a part of getting
sick is densely populated cities. Maybe they're just jermy there.
(26:25):
I guess they don't wash their hands. Oh, Kevin McCarthy
is a massive carrier. Kevin has not had a good year. Okay,
I guess we're piling on. Yes. Oh, he's another one
we're trying to get on the show. He would never
return that one email call. Nothing I don't never respond. Oh,
(26:45):
he'll get desperate soon enough. I'll just say it. He's
a perfect example. Someone we would love to have on
the show. Never responded, so he's not going to get
anything nice now, you know, Oh well who Texas?
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Fooshallone, folks. I know, I love folks. I understand spur
of the moment is fast thinking. And I know you
had Dallas in your mind, but you just said Texas.
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, But just like San Antonio, Corpus, Christy l Pasto, Houston, Austin.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
I don't think scrolling down the list of names of
cities is gonna make him feel like.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
That's like we're not busting on him, but we are.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
We are.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Oh yeah, that's right. He earned that one. Okay, give
yourself a rim shot. Fair enough? No, no, no, we'll wait. Time.
It's Later with mo Kelly caf I am six forty.
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have some good news for you. On the other side
of the break. Dorrito's is coming to LA in restaurant form.
(27:50):
We'll tell you about it next.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
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Speaker 1 (27:57):
Dorito's is bringing its first ever restaurant to La It's
called Doritos after Dark and it will introduced Friday at
Crypto dot Com Arena, or as I call it, Staples Center.
And it's not just chips which will be available. The
location will serve everything from Margarita's and veggie dumplings. That
(28:19):
doesn't sound good to ice cream in California rolls. How
does that fit together? Is that supposed to be like
a cuisine or something.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Anything is better if it tastes like Dorito's. I found
some Doritos like nacho cheese Dorito's flavored popcorn a few
weeks ago, and I told you about it. Nothing could
have pleased me more.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Maybe I'm just old because Doritos do not appeal to
me like that. We have a literal drawer full of
free Doritos that I've never had any of them.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Well, it's disgusting at the same time that it's delicious.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I don't like that the powder on my hands or anything. Wait,
it's all about.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah, when you pause to consider how much of our
lives are influenced by flavored powder, it's pretty sobering.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Quote. When we take Dorito's chips out of the bag
and put the distinctive chip into recipes. The culinary possibilities
are endless. This is according to Friedo l A culinary
senior principal scientists. That's the job, culinary senior principal scientists.
Oh they're serious. Chef Wiley Bates, that's a fake name.
Can't be real. It's a fake name. It's a fake job,
(29:23):
fake title. The Dorito's brand is known for pushing boundaries
and paving new paths. The food and alcoholic beverages offered
at the new Dorio's After Dark restaurant were created with
the consumer in mind and take delicious fan favorites up
and notch with the boldness and flair only Dodo's flavors
can deliver. Now, this is basically a munchy spot for
people who are high.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Now, I know you want to mock this because it's trashy,
but I'll tell you that I interviewed some sort of
master simelier ones and just to throw them off, I
thought I was being a wise ass. I asked him,
tell me what wine would you pair with a nacho
cheese Dorito. He actually took him moment to give it
some thought, and his answer was a Merleau, A Merleau.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
I like Merlau. I would never have it with Dorito's. Well,
he's the expert. Who am I supposed to believe? Please,
elitists not listening to experts. You're right, okay, okay, listen
to this menu. Giredo's Flaming Hot Limone Late night rita
a classic tequila margarita, but with the Giredo's Flaming hot
(30:26):
limone rim. No, I'm not drinking anything with rim in it.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
So they're just they're just rubbing Doritos around the rim
of a cup.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
They want you to lick.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
The rim, right, they want you to rim they get
the don't do that.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I don't do that. What are you doing? I just
read that's what it says. What it says. I am
not making this up. It's the hot limone rim.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You're trying to get me fired. No, it says that
it's literally the flavor is on the rim. The only
way to get it is to taste, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Dorito Spicy sweet Chili ramen rito a burrito consisting of
grilled chicken oodles of ramen noodles crushed spicy sweet chili doritos,
charred corn, scallions and cilantro in a flour tortilla. God,
that sounds horrible. It does, it really does. I'd try it.
Dorito's Flaming Hot Nacho Veggie Dumplings. This just sounds just
(31:32):
abysmal pan fried dumplings, which is fine, filled with vegetables
that's fine, and a flaming hot nacho chili crisp. No, no, I.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
See you pairing it with the bloody marry. That might work.
Some of this stuff is a little long. This has
to go with liquor, I'm sorry. And none of this
is good by itself.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Dorito's nacho Cheese Texas style loaded nachos. Now this sounds
like something I would eat. Yeah, now you're talking nachos
with brisket, barbecue sauce, nacho cheese, sliced pickles, and sweet
onions on top of nacho cheese doritos. It's a little
bit much, but I probably could. I could deal with
that and something sweet. Dorito's Nacho Cheese crunched tastic vanilla
(32:14):
cone vanilla ice cream on a waffle cone, dipped in
milk chocolate, enrolled in nacho cheese, Dorito's chip.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Maybe if you were on a plane that crashed in
the Andes and it was either that or the leg
of your teammates. Yeah, I think they call that a
live Yeah, well their donner party one of the two. Yeah,
But honestly, let let's just be straight with each other.
When you heard the taco bell was going to start
making tacos out out of nacho cheese doritos, didn't you
think give these people a no bell prize?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I thought that. I didn't think that. I thought that
it was had potential, had possibility. That was genius. Yeah,
And I think that's what put them back on the
map because ever since then they've just been coming up
with even more crazy stuff. It was a natural marriage.
It just just made sense. You can do taco shells whatever, Dorito's. Yeah,
you know, you know what's crazy is there? Nacho beau
Grandes have not incorporated Dorito's chip. Shit. I don't know why.
(33:08):
It might be a licensing thing. Heads need to roll
for this, and it just goes to follow that you
would do that. There are limitations. The Dorrito's after Dark
restaurant experience is only available to ticketed guests at Staple
Center i'mbout calling it a crypto dot com During scheduled events
that said, the public will have the chance to try
(33:28):
the Doritos for one night only when the restaurant steps
out of the areta and into Peacock Place in downtown
LA for a pop up experience. Alrighty, there you go.
Is anyone going to try it? Is anyone to go down?
Anyone going to go down to crypto dot com slash
Staples Center. No, that's the irony of this.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Only rich people get to try this trashy Dorito's new food.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, I'm not going to go to a venue just
for a food item. If I'm going to a venue,
I'm going for the performance or the game for the event,
but I'm not going for food. Food is an added attraction,
not the reason to go. And if I have to
go there for this, no, nope.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
I mean because that's parking, that's walking through the unhoused
homeless ville that surrounds the Staple Center. It's a whole
lot that you have to go through. The last time
I went down there to go ice skating, there was
like feces on the corners. We had to step around
and to get over to the ice skin. I was like,
I'm not coming back down to Staple Center anymore. It's
(34:35):
gone to hell.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Hey, Mark, Since Twala doesn't drink, I'll ask you this question.
I think we covered it, but I don't remember. Do
you remember back in twenty twenty three when Dodo's introduced
a not Cho cheese flavored liquor. I sure do. I
didn't buy any, but I was curious about it. Were
you serious? I know, let me serious.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
They introduced a.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Not chow cheese flavored liquor. Not liquor, but liquor. It's
a difference.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
I think we should have seen if we could have
gotten some scent here as a promotional item, so that
we tried it on the air and had our reactions.
I think our reactions would have involved gagging sounds, but
I still would have tried it.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh, speaking of gagging sounds, I remember one other story
of the celebrity, another celebrity who will never be on
the show, Twalla Take it Away.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Vivica Fox. Vivica Fox will never grace this show. She
will so stink with her attitude at Comic Con. I
now and forever more will associate her with comic Con filter.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
She had us running around all of gas lampslop. I'm
gonna be at this hotel. Okay, well I'm gonna be
over here, and you know you can't move around Comic
Con and gas Lamp quickly. And we walked for a
good hour and a half, no exaggeration, trying to find her.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
And then in the end she said, never mind, I
don't want to do it. What Yeah, no, it's sorry,
it's too late. I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
It's like to the point where it's like, lady, if
you were on fire, I would not spare urine to
put you out.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Not cool. Ah, Remember Rampage Jackson. That was funny. That
was funny. He's another one who won't get on this show.
I think he wanted to fight or something. He was
mad at me, Yes, because I had the audacity to
ask him to come on the show or something like.
He didn't. He didn't get it. It's like you're at
it was at wonder Con. It's you're at wonder com
(36:23):
people are going to ask you for interviews. Why are
you getting offended because people are asking you to come
on the show.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Yeah, well, see the satisfaction you can have now is
that people's careers go up and down and they don't
last very long. Now, I bet Vivica A Fox would
would love the chance to be on your show.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
She won't get it. She can beg I wouldn't give
it to her. There we go. I take that however
you want? No? No, I like that? You like it? Yeah?
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