July 16, 2025 • 32 mins
ICYMI: Hour One of ‘Later, with Mo’Kelly’ Presents – A look at everything from “the most theft-prone beaches in U.S.” to opening week at the Orange County Fair…PLUS – Thoughts on the sturdiness of “The Pit Diaper” - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app & YouTube @MrMoKelly
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
K F I am six forties later with mo Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We're live everywhere on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and the iHeartRadio app.
And let me just start right there for a moment.
We're going to be live on TikTok in the coming
week or so, but we need your help. I just
talked to Daniel, our video technical director, and this is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What he told me.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I can't verify this independently, but I trust him. He says,
we need to have a thousand followers on TikTok at
mister mo Kelly, when we get to a thousand followers,
we can stream on TikTok. Maybe you prefer TikTok to Instagram,
Maybe you prefer TikTok to Facebook, maybe you prefer TikTok
(01:06):
to YouTube. I know we all are particular about our
social media, but as it's told to me, we got
to get to a thousand followers on TikTok and I've
not been very active on TikTok, so I haven't done
my part. But I need you to help us out.
If you'd like to have a stream on TikTok. I
hope you've seen the YouTube page. It's been blowing up.
It's been blowing up Dan. He's been putting all sorts
(01:28):
of shorts and vignettes and long form content and it's
just beautiful. It's just gorgeous. I absolutely love it. I
look at the videos like, who is this guy? I
listened to him?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I was talking to Mark Ronners. Mark Ronner said, Wow,
this show is pretty funny. We got to listen to
it more.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, people should understand I don't like listening to myself. Okay,
And I had to do some self archiving and going
back over some of our conversations. They have a peculiar
kind of of being juvenile yet interesting emphasis on juvenile.
But I haven't heard much like it. And I'm a
(02:09):
huge lifelong radio fan.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's funny that you, as a lifelong radio fan, a
news anchor, a radio host in your own right, do
not like listening to yourself when you would think, well,
put it this way. In this business, we have these
things called air checks where we listen to ourselves or
our programmers. Our bosses will listen to us and say, hey, mo,
(02:32):
don't do this. Do more of that might recommend that
you say this but a different way, or formatics.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's air checking.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
In this business, it can be painful at times because
sometimes your boss will sit down next to you and say, okay,
let's listen to your show.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh yeah, Chris Little did that with me.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh absolutely absolutely, and then they'll go almost line by line.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And it was absolute torture. Let me tell you, it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Can be because what people sometimes forget or don't know
is this is not scripted. This is off the cuff,
and there are times that may have incorrect grammar, or
I may lose my train of thought, or I may
think that I lay out a story a certain way
and it doesn't come out that way on the air,
and it sounded one way in my head and then
it came out of my mouth completely differently. And it's
(03:15):
difficult because you're being judged on that end result in
the moment. It's not like you're writing a term paper
and then you go back and edit it and you
get to tighten it, brighten it, and sharpen it. It's
nothing like that, but that is how air checks go.
And Mark, when you say that you don't like reviewing yourself,
I get that, but I try to review at least
(03:37):
something from every show we do.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, just in case you were laboring under the misconception
that everybody in radio is a self absorbed ecomaniac. Now
it mortifies me to listen to myself. I like to
do it, and I like to be in the moment,
and I like being a journalist for all sorts of
deep seated psychological reasons that probably stretch back into childhood.
But anything is preferable to me than just sitting and
listening to myself drone.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Maybe it's different because I started in a production capacity,
so I'm always listening, listening, listening, and thinking about how
something sounds on the radio. So I'm more predisposed to
listen to everything. And maybe it broke me of what
could have slowed me down later on. So I don't
I don't get too bit out of shape when it
(04:20):
comes to just hearing my voice. I in my mind,
what I hear on the radio is pretty close to
what I hear in my head.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I've worked with people who when we finish the show,
they'll race home and listen to it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm like, are you out here in mind? Sometimes I'll
do that. Sometimes I'll hit twelve, say hey the podcast
is it up?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Hey? Yeah? You know what happened to the podcast? I
heard something that was real funny in my head.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I want to hear it as it was for the
audience because things that it.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sounds very different when you do radio.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
When you're talking on this mike, you think it sounds
one way, and then you hear the final result and
it can be a whole different experience.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
So go ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, I was just gonna say I thought not that
that was BS, but I was just like, it's not wrong.
Because when I have to play the Best Of and
I actually just get to sit and listen without having
to worry about the controls and the audio and the levels,
it is a whole different show, completely different show, and
I love it. And there are things that I think
(05:18):
were old that was really funny. Yeah in my head,
and then I listened to it's like not so much,
not so much, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That mostly your material. No, No, it could go either way.
It could go either way.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
There's sometimes a bit that I didn't think was all
that funny, and I go back and listen to it.
It's like, to Stephan's point, maybe it's in the Best
Of and he's like, oh, that was kind of funny.
Because sometimes there's cross talk. We may not hear everything.
We may not realize everything that's going on, and then
when you get a chance to just be an inactive participant,
sounds completely different.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
And say, I'm somewhere in between all of that, because
I know how I sound in a moment. Even if
I've made a mistake, I'm like, you messed that up,
so I don't need to go back and listen to it.
I'm very self for aware in what I'm saying and
how it's coming across, and I hear it in my
head and I already know. I've listened to myself enough
throughout my years in radio to know how I sound.
(06:10):
But I do because I edit all the podcasts. I
do go back and listen. There are moments where I
have to just stop and I will sit and rewind
a moment because I will be editing the podcast, just
cracking up listening because it is hilarious to be those
moments that I think are funny on air, they're even
funnier to listen to back later.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
There you go, Mark, you need to listen to yourself more,
I think not. But thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I for someone who who has no problem ripping on
other people. You are really reticent to listen to yourself
that that's interesting to me. That is very very um unforeseen,
unexpect it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
At some point I'll get the therapy I need. It'll
be fine, all right. Oh and that's somebody else I've
noticed in this business. Most radio personalities and I'm not
talking about anyone in particular.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't want you to say I'm talking about so
and so.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, most radio personalities in this business are insecure. And
I'm not saying Mark is insecure, but I'm saying we
have our varying levels of insecurities.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Things that we don't like about this. Some people think
that they're never good enough.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Some people think that they're going to lose their job tomorrow.
There's a high degree of insecurity in this business. It's
a weird combination of insecure egomaniac. If you understand what
I mean by that. Absolutely, Okay, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yes, yes, absolutely, Because you can talk and talk and
talk and say whatever, but no one can see you
doing it. So you feel that safety of being in
a room by yourself and saying whatever. But it's like
when that mic is off, you're like, oh my god,
I know what I'm doing, but you feel that Listen,
everyone's listening to my voice, but you don't want to
be in front of a camera doing it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Here's my quote unquote insecurity when you're doing radio. Yeah, okay,
we have kind of a collaborative style here, but for
the most part, you don't get the instant feedback. You're
trying to tell jokes basically to a wall. For the
most part. You know, Stephan, he's not even paying attention
to the show, so he's never any help.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Mark is usually preparing for the news break.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Twalla's out there doing the podcast, so I may say
something that's real funny.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
On the rror occasion. Nothing, you know, no rim shot,
no response.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Nothing, it's nothing. It's Later with mo Keller. We have
an actually really good show coming up for you tonight.
We're gonna tell you in the next segment about the
most theft prone beaches in the country and yes, California
is represented. The Orange County Fair opens this week and
it's going to be pretty expensive.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
KFI. It's Later with mo Kelly.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
We're live just about everywhere on social media, and we're
coming to TikTok but we're gonna need your help. I
did use TikTok much, but it seems like I'm going
to be using it now. Daniel said, I have to
use it. And Daniel, our video technical director, also said,
we need to have a thousand followers for us to
be able to stream live on TikTok. A lot of
(09:14):
people like to use TikTok. You maybe prefer TikTok to Instagram.
I don't judge. I just want to make the show available.
So there you go. We need your help. You can
follow us on TikTok at mister bo Kelly and before
you know, get our thousand followers.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
We will be streaming live on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Excuse me on TikTok as we are on Instagram and
Facebook and also YouTube. Right now, now, let's talk about
the worst beaches when it comes to theft, the most
theft prone beaches in the nation. Now, we've already known
that California has a number of poop beaches that.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Are not fit to swim in.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What I'm going to tell you about now are the
beaches which are not fit to even walk around near
because you might get robbed or your valuables might get stolen.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Rob burglary, all of that.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So we're gonna tell you about the top ten or
maybe the bottom ten, and depending on how you look
at it, that are most prone, thank you very much,
that are most prone to theft in the United States,
coming in at number ten and I don't think I
can even pronounce it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm gonna need some help from Mark Runner.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
HOOKUPO O cup hooka please?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Is that it Hawaii? Yeah? He yes, it's who ipa
beach park in Hawaii. Who sounds like you need a hemlick? Yeah,
there might be some foods stuck in my throat. Okay, yeah, yeah,
who who oh? Keep up? Yeah? Who will keep up?
Who will keep nah?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
See, I'm saying it with more of as why he
lea twist on the turn bid.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It has a twenty point nine UH crime rate and
it includes theft, robbery, vehicle theft rate, and burglary rate
per one thousand residents, so about twenty one people per
thousand residents getting robbed or victim BIZ. Coming in at
number nine of the worst beaches when it comes to theft,
(11:21):
Gualala Point Regional Park. You know they're just throwing all
these weird name beaches at me.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
What's that name again?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Gualala walaame there, Gualala point it's here in California. That's
that's not good news. I think that's in Mendocino County
if I'm not mistaken. It came in third for theft
in California and ninth in the US, with a theft
rate of forty nine point oh one per one thousand residents.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yes, it's in Mendocino County.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Steal a couple of those consonants coming in at number eight,
that's twenty one? Is it?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Carava Beach Coorova Beach North Carolin Still Krova Okaykova Korova. Yeah,
it is a twenty two point four percent burglary rate
fifteen point twenty seven theft rate and robbery rate one
point four to one. Overall is forty eight point six
two thefts per one thousand people.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Kova Beach Krova named after the milk bar and clockwork
Orange man.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You had to dig deep for that. Yeah, it was
a deep cut, wasn't it. C A R O V
A okay? Similar Okay? What did you figure out? C
O R O V A ok okay?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Number seven, Dan, these beaches are hard to pronounce.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Kuratuck Beach coach please crew ta no, but there's an
uck on the end of it. U u c krr that.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Set I'm not touching this are r it t u
c k Forty eight point six two crimes for one
thousand people. If you can pronounce it, steal whatever you want.
It's also in North Carolina, So North Carolina, stay away
from the beaches, coming at number six of the most
theft prone beaches in the United States. Baker Beach in
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San Francisco. Finally, what do you mean, finally something you
can pronounce a normal name. Yeah, it's ranked as the
second most theft prone beach in California, as well as
the sixth in the national ranking. Makes sense, it's a
Baker Yeah, forty eight point five to four incidents per
one thousand residents, coming in at number five.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Hey, Mark, this is for you. North Jetty, Washington. I've
never even heard of that. They're just making up names
about it. Is it Jetty or Jetty j E t
t y? Oh, it is Jetty? What part of Washington
is that in?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
How do I know you're from the state?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Not me?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Okay, I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yes, we need clarity on this. Not jetty but north jetty.
Now see, here's what's interesting. There is a jetty California. Well,
this is Washington. It is Washington.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Fifty one point six.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
They're talking about jetties, like in Redondo Beach. There's a jetty.
A jetty is a thing that happens at a beach.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Ocean shores, Washington.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Okay, it's down in the southern part of the state,
near Vancouver in Portland. Oh, yes, trendy towards a net
rick inside, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Number four.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Foley Beach County Park of South Carolina, Folly Folly, Okay,
Folly Folly Auxen.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, that's number four, fifty four point eight two incidents
per thousand, and that's Foley Beach County. Not to be
confused with number three.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Foley Beach Public Beach in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So anything Folly Beach, So two follies, Yes, stay away
from Folly or you'll be robbed.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Wait a minute, So North and South Carolina just pure
robbery pretty much at the beaches.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, it is what we're seeing here pretty much. North
Carolina had two entries. South Carolina had two entries. California
has had two entries at this point, now coming in
at number two of the most theft prone beaches in America, Santa.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Monica State Beach. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Absolutely, fifty five point two two incidents per one thousand residents.
It has a robbery rate of eight point nine to one.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Wow. Is at the top of the list as far
as robberies. That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Uh. Santa Monica State Beach led the state and property
crimes with a theft rate of fifty nine point eighty
seven per one thousand residents and the second riskiest beach
in the US, topped only by the one we're going
to tell you about in just a moment. Any guesses
or state it might be. Is it something we can pronounce?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, No, I'm just letting you know up front. Okay, No,
you can pronounce this. We'll find out. Is it okra coke?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Orca coke?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Is that what it house pronounced? I believe it's oh,
you believe coke? No, it's O c r A, which
says to be okrah. No, it's yeah, O c r
A c o K lifeguarded beach or okra coke? Okrah,
there's an R in there. Okrah, like that, Okra like
the vegetable Okra. Cokey.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Do you think a lot of MENSA recruiters are listening
to us tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I'm not trying to get in Okay, okray, Okra cokey.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Lifeguarded beach in North Carolina fifty nine point eighty seven
crimes per one thousand residents. So it's not really life guarded.
Wait what it's lifeguard, it's just not property guarded. Where
is it again, North Carolina? Wow, I don't know where
in the state. It's just North Carolina. North Carolina's not
that large, So the Carolinas are a wretched hive of
(17:33):
scum and villainy. Yes, yes, who would have thought that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I don't think I've ever been to a beach on
the southeastern coast. I'm kind of surprised Venice isn't on there. Well, yeah,
it's not in the top ten at least.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I don't know. It could be like number twelve Santa Monica,
but not Venice. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
I look, I've just read the bad polls. They've cleaned
Venus up a lot. They go around, they're routinely.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They are far more police, probably in Venice than a
lot of other beaches.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I haven't been to Santa Monica Beach in quite sometimes,
so I couldn't tell you. All I know is stay
away from North Carolina, South Carolina and California beaches. It's
Later with mo Kelly KFI AM six forty live everywhere
on the iHeartRadio app. But when we come back, we
have to tell you about the Orange County Fair which
is opening this week, and be sure to pull out
your wallets in advance.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
We'll tell you about that next.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
KFI AM six forty, It's the Later with Mo Kelly.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
We're live on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and the iHeartRadio app.
We're gunning four TikTok, but we need one thousand followers
so we can do it with your help. Sometimes people
prefer TikTok to the other social media apps, but they
have a requirement. You got to have one thousand followers.
And I know it's partially my fault. I'm not all
that active on TikTok, or at least here tofore. But
(19:06):
the thousand followers will be allowed to stream live on
TikTok got to tell you about this. If you've ever
been to Orange County Fair, it's a great time. We've
broadcast live out there, great time, love Orange County Fair.
But if you're not doing something out there and you're
just going to enjoy it, it can be rather pricey.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The good news is the price for.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Admission and parking for twenty twenty five are the same
as twenty twenty four. The bad news is they were
high at twenty twenty four, which makes them still high
in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Parking is fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Big picture, that's relatively reasonable when you go anywhere for
an event, Like if you were to go to Sofi
Stadium to see the rams, they're going to charge you
ninety dollars for parking for just three hours. But you
can park all day at the LCI Fair for just
fifteen dollars. Oh twelve, When you went to Universal City
(20:07):
Walk most recently, how much were they charging for parking there?
Thirty five O golly, okay, maybe that's a steal. In
terms of parking, from twenty seventeen to twenty twenty two,
on site parking was ten dollars per vehicle and it's
weird because the parking hasn't changed. It's not like they've
done something special with it. In twenty twenty three, the
cost of parking increased to twelve dollars per vehicle. Last
(20:29):
year it increased again to fifteen dollars per vehicle. General
admission to the fair is thirteen dollars on Wednesdays and Thursdays,
fifteen dollars on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. Admission for seniors
and children is nine dollars every day, and those prices
have increased as well over the past few years. The
fair grounds also offer an every day passport for sixty dollars.
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In other words, you can go every day. It's like
a season pass sixty dollars. Acording to the story, while
fair goers face high cost, the oc Fare and event
centers reserves have sorted upward over the past decade. At
the end of twenty twenty two, the center's investment balance
reflected over sixty seven million in reserves, which has been
(21:12):
steadily growing. So since the pandemic, at least, the oc
Fare has been relatively healthy, due in large part to
the increase in prices increase in parking, I haven't been
in the past few years or so, but from what
I remember, it's a great time. Definitely great food, and
(21:33):
definitely really hot out there. But it starts on July eighteenth,
and if you do go out there, please let us
know about your experience at the OC Fair. I remember
what was it. I think it was the Great Labor
Day car crews that we were Yeah, we were out
there broadcasting live for which is a great time.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I love the fair period.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I was hoping that we would be able to broadcast
out there week get some of that delicious food, one.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Of some of the weird food.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
They had a lot of weird food, but it has
a lot of good food as well. I'm not too
adventurous when it comes to food. I don't need deep
fried donuts with bacon and sour cream on top.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
The stuff that they start putting together like meats and sweets.
It's swear sweart. Look, I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
This year, I saw an advertisement for the new deep
fried chicken salwich, the chicken donut salwich, which is two donuts,
not a donut cut in half. It's two donuts with
a fried chicken breast, bacon. I believe cheese on top
(22:37):
of it, and then then they dip it in that batter.
They dip all of that in batter, and they deep
fry it so it's one big fried ball of deliciousness.
They take it out and douse it with Louisiana hot
sauce or something like that. Like they kind of just
(22:59):
baste it, and then they hit it with a maple
glaze syrup. And I said to myself, let the heart
attack come, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
They're gonna be selling fried bacon wrap pickles.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Just you have to eat those in the hospital. I'm downweight.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh my gosh, sign me up, man, SI just be
We're just gonna be holding hands. Just I don't know
how you can put that inside your body easily. I
have flavoring hot cheetos and cheese pickles. We're not the
hot stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
But yeah, look, I'm not trying to hit a porta
potty while I'm out there.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Well, why are you talking about eating that other stuff?
It's inevitably going to lead there.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, but I can hold onto that longer, the hot
stuff that that's running right through me.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Coward says you. I like hot foods. I have to
exactly so eat it. I have to. I gotta side
with Tola on this one because I have to be
active in preparing for the worst. If I'm going to
eat something, then I'm out. If we're gonna be out
somewhere for seven or eight hours, I have to be
(24:03):
mindful of what I eat. Yeah, because we don't want
to have any internal misunderstanding.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
There's a whole adult diaper industry that you should be
availing yourself of.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
No, just because if I were to wear a diaper,
not that I would, but if I were to wear
a diaper, just carrying it around with me, it's the
smell by dumpings. No, you don't want you don't want
to carry that poopage around.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You'd be walking all strange with your legs all out
to the side because you don't want to feel it
walking saddlestock. Right, what's wrong? Oh?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
I got something in my diaper. You're not gonna say anything.
There's you're to be walking, people to be turning going. Look,
if I have to worry about that, I'm not gonna
eat it.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
All right, Listen, I'm not an expert on the diaper thing,
but I imagine you're supposed to change them if you, you know,
put a load in one.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It doesn't once it doesn't. Yeah, gotta walk, you gotta
find the bathroom. The line, no matter what, you're the
old dude with the load in his pants.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I don't think they're meant to be like a long
term fashion accessory after you've already utilized.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Okay, let's see this to its logical conclusion.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay, at the fair, you eat something that you shouldn't
two hours later, it causes a chain reaction. You can't
get to a bathroom. That's why you have the diaper on.
And excuse me, it saves you in that moment. Okay, yeah, right, that,
but just in that moment, so it doesn't like come
down to the side.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Of your leg thing you don't know if it's going
to be solid enough to catch.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, well, it's a diaper, so she'd be able to
handle any type.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Of you don't know what explosiveness it can handle. Right,
But the point is you're not on the batan death march.
You can get away and go change and clean yourself
up and then you know, lap another clean one on.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
If you have a boat that needs to happen.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Nobody voice and the funnier distant body voice and we'll
talk about it after nine when I come on board,
but I'll be there at the OC Fair next Wednesday,
so I will have first hand knowledge of all the
excitement for you. In fact, Stefani t you should probably
roll with me and then you can come to the
show afterward.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Why don't you just go ahead and put on a
diaper and let us know how it goes.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That's right? You do? You know, memo? You know I will.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I know you would. That's why I say that you'll
probably put it on video too, well, not the changing portion,
but this week in with there. That's right, you know
how we do know how you do. Don't put me
in that mess. I'm not wearing a diaper until I
have no other choice in life, and hopefully that's no
time soon.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Yes, I'm sure your incontinence will never come sir. Oh
my god, there was a laugh from the other room.
I don't know that was That was Dan. That's cue
to go to break if I am six Foy.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
We're live on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and the iHeartRadio app
and we're gunning for TikTok.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
We need your sign ups.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
We need one thousand followers and then we'll be streaming
on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six meter.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
We're live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram,
and Nick Pollochinni, who's going to officially join the show
at nine pm. He is presently in Motown hanging out
with the mo Migos on YouTube, and he's taking suggestions
about adult diapers. This is a carryover from last segment.
(27:36):
Nick Pollochni has volunteered himself to put on some adult
diapers and photograph himself in them, maybe take them for
a test spin. Yes, maybe I try one or two things.
Put it that way, I was gonna say, because I
also love that. Somebody's like will it hold a diet coke?
And I swear I remember it depends that back in
the day, like will it hold a hull diet coke?
Speaker 7 (27:58):
So I did put a link in there to Amazon
for some designer adult diapers.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
They had.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
The one that we were talking about from a while ago.
Is one that you're supposed to be able to wear
at a concert. Yeah, where you can be there the
entire night and just let loose on it, and uh yeah,
I think it might have been called the Concert.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Diaper Depends Concert Diapers. I say all that to say diapers.
They're called the diapers, yes, and they were originally a
collab from last December with Depends and Liquid Death the
Water Company.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
All right, look, Nick, I egged this on, but I
want you to know that you're allowed to retain some dignity.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No he isn't. No, no, no, no, I'm in radio.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay, all right, Nick, Paulo Keani is taking your suggestions
right now. So if you log onto the YouTube Momigo's
Motown chat on YouTube at mister m'kelly, he is in
the chat right now, taking your suggestions as far as
what to wear, how to wear it, how he's going
to model it, whether he's going to drop a deuce
in it or not. It's up to you to tell
(29:00):
him what to do. And he's in the chat right now.
And the only way that you can participate is log
on YouTube at mister mo kelly and then you can
tell him exactly what color to wear.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
The circumstances are going to be used. This is all in.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Conjunction with the OC fair we're talking about. And now
allow who's in the chat real quick.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
We cannot take this to the hallway for sanitary reasons,
but thank you for the suggestion.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, we can't do the hallway until tomorrow. We can't
tell you why, but we'll bring it back tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Now, there is a black pit diaper with a leather
stitched crotch with a flaming skull over it.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Yes, I put that on the link to that that
whatever Towall is talking about. I put the link to
it in the chat so fire, Okay, you can see it.
Pit diapers, the first Mott pit diaper a combo between
liquid death and dependence?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Are you saying that you could be relaxed enough to
let the diaper do it?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Thing to say that?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
I very likely could do the number one, but I
do not think I could do number two.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
It's not designed to catch a number two.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Right exactly. It's too narrow for like water absorption. Yeah,
it's front loading, that is, that's the best way to
put it. It's front loading, not backloading. Okay, that's the design.
I don't have any input. I mean, people don't believe me.
(30:20):
And I'm going to say this, and I know Mark's
going to say, oh, you're full of it. You're lying through.
But this is this is God's done.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I do remember a time when I was a child
in which I was in diapers. Some of my earliest
memories were being in diapers. And I actually had to
prove it to my mother because I told her of
an experience that I had in diapers, and she said, oh, yeah,
I remember that. And it wasn't a story that she
told that I just adopted on my own. I had
(30:48):
to tell her that, and I'll tell you the story
that I told her.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
She might even be listening right now.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Every Sunday, my mother would have my sister and I
would have our bath, and she would put the hot
pajamas on us as we got older. But I remember
a time in which I was in diapers and she
and I had cloth diapers, not the plastic ones that's
the stuff that you see in stores now.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I'm real, real, real old school. And she put a
diaper on me.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It was a Sunday night, because I remember we're watching
like what was later to be the Wonderful World of
Disney Wild Kingdom, and she put it on me, and
for some reason I decided to take an immediate dumping it,
and she got so mad at me because she had
just changed me. And I don't ask me why I
remember that, but I remember that, and she had vague
memories of us.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Said, yeah, I remember being in diapers. I did that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
She had just changed me and I you put on
the cloth diaper in me, and I immediately went again.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
And it pissed you off.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Well, you said you were watching Wild Kingdom. You know
Marlon Perkins did that all the time. Why are you
going to slander his name like that? Okay, Well, he
was a man of a certain age.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
That's why he sent Jim on all the dangerous stuff,
because Jim didn't have to worry about incontinent.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
He met in an unfortunate end. Okay, we don't need
to remind people of that. Okay, have some respect for
Marlon Perkins. The world loves Marlon Perkins. I used to
think the show was called Mutual of Old Maha Wild Kingdom,
but it was just a sponsor for the show, Okay.
I can see why you would think it's called Mutual
of Omas play it like four times and interspersed with
(32:22):
the animals, right, So.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I'm like, I would have thought that was the name
of the show. Too right, it's mutual Omaha, Wild Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, good advertising, I guess k IF I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
We're live everywhere now heart. Are you at?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
KSPY and kost HD two, Los Angeles, Orange County More stimulating,
K F I am six forties later with mo Kelly.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
We're live everywhere on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, and the iHeartRadio app.
And let me just start right there for a moment.
We're going to be live on TikTok in the coming
week or so, but we need your help. I just
talked to Daniel, our video technical director, and this is.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
What he told me.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
I can't verify this independently, but I trust him. He says,
we need to have a thousand followers on TikTok at
mister mo Kelly, when we get to a thousand followers,
we can stream on TikTok. Maybe you prefer TikTok to Instagram,
Maybe you prefer TikTok to Facebook, maybe you prefer TikTok
(01:06):
to YouTube. I know we all are particular about our
social media, but as it's told to me, we got
to get to a thousand followers on TikTok and I've
not been very active on TikTok, so I haven't done
my part. But I need you to help us out.
If you'd like to have a stream on TikTok. I
hope you've seen the YouTube page. It's been blowing up.
It's been blowing up Dan. He's been putting all sorts
(01:28):
of shorts and vignettes and long form content and it's
just beautiful. It's just gorgeous. I absolutely love it. I
look at the videos like, who is this guy? I
listened to him?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I was talking to Mark Ronners. Mark Ronner said, Wow,
this show is pretty funny. We got to listen to
it more.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, people should understand I don't like listening to myself. Okay,
And I had to do some self archiving and going
back over some of our conversations. They have a peculiar
kind of of being juvenile yet interesting emphasis on juvenile.
But I haven't heard much like it. And I'm a
(02:09):
huge lifelong radio fan.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's funny that you, as a lifelong radio fan, a
news anchor, a radio host in your own right, do
not like listening to yourself when you would think, well,
put it this way. In this business, we have these
things called air checks where we listen to ourselves or
our programmers. Our bosses will listen to us and say, hey, mo,
(02:32):
don't do this. Do more of that might recommend that
you say this but a different way, or formatics.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's air checking.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
In this business, it can be painful at times because
sometimes your boss will sit down next to you and say, okay,
let's listen to your show.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Oh yeah, Chris Little did that with me.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Oh absolutely absolutely, and then they'll go almost line by line.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And it was absolute torture. Let me tell you, it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Can be because what people sometimes forget or don't know
is this is not scripted. This is off the cuff,
and there are times that may have incorrect grammar, or
I may lose my train of thought, or I may
think that I lay out a story a certain way
and it doesn't come out that way on the air,
and it sounded one way in my head and then
it came out of my mouth completely differently. And it's
(03:15):
difficult because you're being judged on that end result in
the moment. It's not like you're writing a term paper
and then you go back and edit it and you
get to tighten it, brighten it, and sharpen it. It's
nothing like that, but that is how air checks go.
And Mark, when you say that you don't like reviewing yourself,
I get that, but I try to review at least
(03:37):
something from every show we do.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah, just in case you were laboring under the misconception
that everybody in radio is a self absorbed ecomaniac. Now
it mortifies me to listen to myself. I like to
do it, and I like to be in the moment,
and I like being a journalist for all sorts of
deep seated psychological reasons that probably stretch back into childhood.
But anything is preferable to me than just sitting and
listening to myself drone.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Maybe it's different because I started in a production capacity,
so I'm always listening, listening, listening, and thinking about how
something sounds on the radio. So I'm more predisposed to
listen to everything. And maybe it broke me of what
could have slowed me down later on. So I don't
I don't get too bit out of shape when it
(04:20):
comes to just hearing my voice. I in my mind,
what I hear on the radio is pretty close to
what I hear in my head.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You know.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I've worked with people who when we finish the show,
they'll race home and listen to it.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm like, are you out here in mind? Sometimes I'll
do that. Sometimes I'll hit twelve, say hey the podcast
is it up?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Hey? Yeah? You know what happened to the podcast? I
heard something that was real funny in my head.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I want to hear it as it was for the
audience because things that it.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Sounds very different when you do radio.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
When you're talking on this mike, you think it sounds
one way, and then you hear the final result and
it can be a whole different experience.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
So go ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, I was just gonna say I thought not that
that was BS, but I was just like, it's not wrong.
Because when I have to play the Best Of and
I actually just get to sit and listen without having
to worry about the controls and the audio and the levels,
it is a whole different show, completely different show, and
I love it. And there are things that I think
(05:18):
were old that was really funny. Yeah in my head,
and then I listened to it's like not so much,
not so much, it's.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
That mostly your material. No, No, it could go either way.
It could go either way.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
There's sometimes a bit that I didn't think was all
that funny, and I go back and listen to it.
It's like, to Stephan's point, maybe it's in the Best
Of and he's like, oh, that was kind of funny.
Because sometimes there's cross talk. We may not hear everything.
We may not realize everything that's going on, and then
when you get a chance to just be an inactive participant,
sounds completely different.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
And say, I'm somewhere in between all of that, because
I know how I sound in a moment. Even if
I've made a mistake, I'm like, you messed that up,
so I don't need to go back and listen to it.
I'm very self for aware in what I'm saying and
how it's coming across, and I hear it in my
head and I already know. I've listened to myself enough
throughout my years in radio to know how I sound.
(06:10):
But I do because I edit all the podcasts. I
do go back and listen. There are moments where I
have to just stop and I will sit and rewind
a moment because I will be editing the podcast, just
cracking up listening because it is hilarious to be those
moments that I think are funny on air, they're even
funnier to listen to back later.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
There you go, Mark, you need to listen to yourself more,
I think not. But thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I for someone who who has no problem ripping on
other people. You are really reticent to listen to yourself
that that's interesting to me. That is very very um unforeseen,
unexpect it.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
At some point I'll get the therapy I need. It'll
be fine, all right. Oh and that's somebody else I've
noticed in this business. Most radio personalities and I'm not
talking about anyone in particular.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't want you to say I'm talking about so
and so.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, most radio personalities in this business are insecure. And
I'm not saying Mark is insecure, but I'm saying we
have our varying levels of insecurities.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Things that we don't like about this. Some people think
that they're never good enough.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Some people think that they're going to lose their job tomorrow.
There's a high degree of insecurity in this business. It's
a weird combination of insecure egomaniac. If you understand what
I mean by that. Absolutely, Okay, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yes, yes, absolutely, Because you can talk and talk and
talk and say whatever, but no one can see you
doing it. So you feel that safety of being in
a room by yourself and saying whatever. But it's like
when that mic is off, you're like, oh my god,
I know what I'm doing, but you feel that Listen,
everyone's listening to my voice, but you don't want to
be in front of a camera doing it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Here's my quote unquote insecurity when you're doing radio. Yeah, okay,
we have kind of a collaborative style here, but for
the most part, you don't get the instant feedback. You're
trying to tell jokes basically to a wall. For the
most part. You know, Stephan, he's not even paying attention
to the show, so he's never any help.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Mark is usually preparing for the news break.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Twalla's out there doing the podcast, so I may say
something that's real funny.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
On the rror occasion. Nothing, you know, no rim shot,
no response.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Nothing, it's nothing. It's Later with mo Keller. We have
an actually really good show coming up for you tonight.
We're gonna tell you in the next segment about the
most theft prone beaches in the country and yes, California
is represented. The Orange County Fair opens this week and
it's going to be pretty expensive.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
KFI. It's Later with mo Kelly.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
We're live just about everywhere on social media, and we're
coming to TikTok but we're gonna need your help. I
did use TikTok much, but it seems like I'm going
to be using it now. Daniel said, I have to
use it. And Daniel, our video technical director, also said,
we need to have a thousand followers for us to
be able to stream live on TikTok. A lot of
(09:14):
people like to use TikTok. You maybe prefer TikTok to Instagram.
I don't judge. I just want to make the show available.
So there you go. We need your help. You can
follow us on TikTok at mister bo Kelly and before
you know, get our thousand followers.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
We will be streaming live on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Excuse me on TikTok as we are on Instagram and
Facebook and also YouTube. Right now, now, let's talk about
the worst beaches when it comes to theft, the most
theft prone beaches in the nation. Now, we've already known
that California has a number of poop beaches that.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Are not fit to swim in.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What I'm going to tell you about now are the
beaches which are not fit to even walk around near
because you might get robbed or your valuables might get stolen.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Rob burglary, all of that.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So we're gonna tell you about the top ten or
maybe the bottom ten, and depending on how you look
at it, that are most prone, thank you very much,
that are most prone to theft in the United States,
coming in at number ten and I don't think I
can even pronounce it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
I'm gonna need some help from Mark Runner.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
HOOKUPO O cup hooka please?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Is that it Hawaii? Yeah? He yes, it's who ipa
beach park in Hawaii. Who sounds like you need a hemlick? Yeah,
there might be some foods stuck in my throat. Okay, yeah, yeah,
who who oh? Keep up? Yeah? Who will keep up?
Who will keep nah?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
See, I'm saying it with more of as why he
lea twist on the turn bid.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It has a twenty point nine UH crime rate and
it includes theft, robbery, vehicle theft rate, and burglary rate
per one thousand residents, so about twenty one people per
thousand residents getting robbed or victim BIZ. Coming in at
number nine of the worst beaches when it comes to theft,
(11:21):
Gualala Point Regional Park. You know they're just throwing all
these weird name beaches at me.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
What's that name again?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Gualala walaame there, Gualala point it's here in California. That's
that's not good news. I think that's in Mendocino County
if I'm not mistaken. It came in third for theft
in California and ninth in the US, with a theft
rate of forty nine point oh one per one thousand residents.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yes, it's in Mendocino County.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Steal a couple of those consonants coming in at number eight,
that's twenty one? Is it?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Carava Beach Coorova Beach North Carolin Still Krova Okaykova Korova. Yeah,
it is a twenty two point four percent burglary rate
fifteen point twenty seven theft rate and robbery rate one
point four to one. Overall is forty eight point six
two thefts per one thousand people.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Kova Beach Krova named after the milk bar and clockwork
Orange man.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You had to dig deep for that. Yeah, it was
a deep cut, wasn't it. C A R O V
A okay? Similar Okay? What did you figure out? C
O R O V A ok okay?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay? All right?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Number seven, Dan, these beaches are hard to pronounce.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Kuratuck Beach coach please crew ta no, but there's an
uck on the end of it. U u c krr that.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Set I'm not touching this are r it t u
c k Forty eight point six two crimes for one
thousand people. If you can pronounce it, steal whatever you want.
It's also in North Carolina, So North Carolina, stay away
from the beaches, coming at number six of the most
theft prone beaches in the United States. Baker Beach in
(13:27):
San Francisco. Finally, what do you mean, finally something you
can pronounce a normal name. Yeah, it's ranked as the
second most theft prone beach in California, as well as
the sixth in the national ranking. Makes sense, it's a
Baker Yeah, forty eight point five to four incidents per
one thousand residents, coming in at number five.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Hey, Mark, this is for you. North Jetty, Washington. I've
never even heard of that. They're just making up names
about it. Is it Jetty or Jetty j E t
t y? Oh, it is Jetty? What part of Washington
is that in?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
How do I know you're from the state?
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Not me?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Okay, I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yes, we need clarity on this. Not jetty but north jetty.
Now see, here's what's interesting. There is a jetty California. Well,
this is Washington. It is Washington.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Fifty one point six.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
They're talking about jetties, like in Redondo Beach. There's a jetty.
A jetty is a thing that happens at a beach.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Ocean shores, Washington.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Okay, it's down in the southern part of the state,
near Vancouver in Portland. Oh, yes, trendy towards a net
rick inside, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Number four.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Foley Beach County Park of South Carolina, Folly Folly, Okay,
Folly Folly Auxen.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Yeah, that's number four, fifty four point eight two incidents
per thousand, and that's Foley Beach County. Not to be
confused with number three.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Foley Beach Public Beach in South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So anything Folly Beach, So two follies, Yes, stay away
from Folly or you'll be robbed.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Wait a minute, So North and South Carolina just pure
robbery pretty much at the beaches.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, it is what we're seeing here pretty much. North
Carolina had two entries. South Carolina had two entries. California
has had two entries at this point, now coming in
at number two of the most theft prone beaches in America, Santa.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Monica State Beach. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Absolutely, fifty five point two two incidents per one thousand residents.
It has a robbery rate of eight point nine to one.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Wow. Is at the top of the list as far
as robberies. That makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Uh. Santa Monica State Beach led the state and property
crimes with a theft rate of fifty nine point eighty
seven per one thousand residents and the second riskiest beach
in the US, topped only by the one we're going
to tell you about in just a moment. Any guesses
or state it might be. Is it something we can pronounce?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Okay, No, I'm just letting you know up front. Okay, No,
you can pronounce this. We'll find out. Is it okra coke?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Orca coke?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Is that what it house pronounced? I believe it's oh,
you believe coke? No, it's O c r A, which
says to be okrah. No, it's yeah, O c r
A c o K lifeguarded beach or okra coke? Okrah,
there's an R in there. Okrah, like that, Okra like
the vegetable Okra. Cokey.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Do you think a lot of MENSA recruiters are listening
to us tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I'm not trying to get in Okay, okray, Okra cokey.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Lifeguarded beach in North Carolina fifty nine point eighty seven
crimes per one thousand residents. So it's not really life guarded.
Wait what it's lifeguard, it's just not property guarded. Where
is it again, North Carolina? Wow, I don't know where
in the state. It's just North Carolina. North Carolina's not
that large, So the Carolinas are a wretched hive of
(17:33):
scum and villainy. Yes, yes, who would have thought that.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I don't think I've ever been to a beach on
the southeastern coast. I'm kind of surprised Venice isn't on there. Well, yeah,
it's not in the top ten at least.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
I don't know. It could be like number twelve Santa Monica,
but not Venice. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
I look, I've just read the bad polls. They've cleaned
Venus up a lot. They go around, they're routinely.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
They are far more police, probably in Venice than a
lot of other beaches.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
I haven't been to Santa Monica Beach in quite sometimes,
so I couldn't tell you. All I know is stay
away from North Carolina, South Carolina and California beaches. It's
Later with mo Kelly KFI AM six forty live everywhere
on the iHeartRadio app. But when we come back, we
have to tell you about the Orange County Fair which
is opening this week, and be sure to pull out
your wallets in advance.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
We'll tell you about that next.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
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Speaker 1 (18:42):
KFI AM six forty, It's the Later with Mo Kelly.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
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We're gunning four TikTok, but we need one thousand followers
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And I know it's partially my fault. I'm not all
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the thousand followers will be allowed to stream live on
TikTok got to tell you about this. If you've ever
been to Orange County Fair, it's a great time. We've
broadcast live out there, great time, love Orange County Fair.
But if you're not doing something out there and you're
just going to enjoy it, it can be rather pricey.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
The good news is the price for.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Admission and parking for twenty twenty five are the same
as twenty twenty four. The bad news is they were
high at twenty twenty four, which makes them still high
in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Parking is fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Big picture, that's relatively reasonable when you go anywhere for
an event, Like if you were to go to Sofi
Stadium to see the rams, they're going to charge you
ninety dollars for parking for just three hours. But you
can park all day at the LCI Fair for just
fifteen dollars. Oh twelve, When you went to Universal City
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Walk most recently, how much were they charging for parking there?
Thirty five O golly, okay, maybe that's a steal. In
terms of parking, from twenty seventeen to twenty twenty two,
on site parking was ten dollars per vehicle and it's
weird because the parking hasn't changed. It's not like they've
done something special with it. In twenty twenty three, the
cost of parking increased to twelve dollars per vehicle. Last
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year it increased again to fifteen dollars per vehicle. General
admission to the fair is thirteen dollars on Wednesdays and Thursdays,
fifteen dollars on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. Admission for seniors
and children is nine dollars every day, and those prices
have increased as well over the past few years. The
fair grounds also offer an every day passport for sixty dollars.
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In other words, you can go every day. It's like
a season pass sixty dollars. Acording to the story, while
fair goers face high cost, the oc Fare and event
centers reserves have sorted upward over the past decade. At
the end of twenty twenty two, the center's investment balance
reflected over sixty seven million in reserves, which has been
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steadily growing. So since the pandemic, at least, the oc
Fare has been relatively healthy, due in large part to
the increase in prices increase in parking, I haven't been
in the past few years or so, but from what
I remember, it's a great time. Definitely great food, and
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definitely really hot out there. But it starts on July eighteenth,
and if you do go out there, please let us
know about your experience at the OC Fair. I remember
what was it. I think it was the Great Labor
Day car crews that we were Yeah, we were out
there broadcasting live for which is a great time.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I love the fair period.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I was hoping that we would be able to broadcast
out there week get some of that delicious food, one.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Of some of the weird food.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
They had a lot of weird food, but it has
a lot of good food as well. I'm not too
adventurous when it comes to food. I don't need deep
fried donuts with bacon and sour cream on top.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
The stuff that they start putting together like meats and sweets.
It's swear sweart. Look, I'll take it.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
This year, I saw an advertisement for the new deep
fried chicken salwich, the chicken donut salwich, which is two donuts,
not a donut cut in half. It's two donuts with
a fried chicken breast, bacon. I believe cheese on top
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of it, and then then they dip it in that batter.
They dip all of that in batter, and they deep
fry it so it's one big fried ball of deliciousness.
They take it out and douse it with Louisiana hot
sauce or something like that. Like they kind of just
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baste it, and then they hit it with a maple
glaze syrup. And I said to myself, let the heart
attack come, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
They're gonna be selling fried bacon wrap pickles.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Just you have to eat those in the hospital. I'm downweight.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Oh my gosh, sign me up, man, SI just be
We're just gonna be holding hands. Just I don't know
how you can put that inside your body easily. I
have flavoring hot cheetos and cheese pickles. We're not the
hot stuff.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
But yeah, look, I'm not trying to hit a porta
potty while I'm out there.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Well, why are you talking about eating that other stuff?
It's inevitably going to lead there.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah, but I can hold onto that longer, the hot
stuff that that's running right through me.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Coward says you. I like hot foods. I have to
exactly so eat it. I have to. I gotta side
with Tola on this one because I have to be
active in preparing for the worst. If I'm going to
eat something, then I'm out. If we're gonna be out
somewhere for seven or eight hours, I have to be
(24:03):
mindful of what I eat. Yeah, because we don't want
to have any internal misunderstanding.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
There's a whole adult diaper industry that you should be
availing yourself of.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
No, just because if I were to wear a diaper,
not that I would, but if I were to wear
a diaper, just carrying it around with me, it's the
smell by dumpings. No, you don't want you don't want
to carry that poopage around.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You'd be walking all strange with your legs all out
to the side because you don't want to feel it
walking saddlestock. Right, what's wrong? Oh?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
I got something in my diaper. You're not gonna say anything.
There's you're to be walking, people to be turning going. Look,
if I have to worry about that, I'm not gonna
eat it.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
All right, Listen, I'm not an expert on the diaper thing,
but I imagine you're supposed to change them if you, you know,
put a load in one.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It doesn't once it doesn't. Yeah, gotta walk, you gotta
find the bathroom. The line, no matter what, you're the
old dude with the load in his pants.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
I don't think they're meant to be like a long
term fashion accessory after you've already utilized.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Okay, let's see this to its logical conclusion.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Okay, at the fair, you eat something that you shouldn't
two hours later, it causes a chain reaction. You can't
get to a bathroom. That's why you have the diaper on.
And excuse me, it saves you in that moment. Okay, yeah, right, that,
but just in that moment, so it doesn't like come
down to the side.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Of your leg thing you don't know if it's going
to be solid enough to catch.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, well, it's a diaper, so she'd be able to
handle any type.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Of you don't know what explosiveness it can handle. Right,
But the point is you're not on the batan death march.
You can get away and go change and clean yourself
up and then you know, lap another clean one on.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
If you have a boat that needs to happen.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Nobody voice and the funnier distant body voice and we'll
talk about it after nine when I come on board,
but I'll be there at the OC Fair next Wednesday,
so I will have first hand knowledge of all the
excitement for you. In fact, Stefani t you should probably
roll with me and then you can come to the
show afterward.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Why don't you just go ahead and put on a
diaper and let us know how it goes.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That's right? You do? You know, memo? You know I will.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
I know you would. That's why I say that you'll
probably put it on video too, well, not the changing portion,
but this week in with there. That's right, you know
how we do know how you do. Don't put me
in that mess. I'm not wearing a diaper until I
have no other choice in life, and hopefully that's no
time soon.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Yes, I'm sure your incontinence will never come sir. Oh
my god, there was a laugh from the other room.
I don't know that was That was Dan. That's cue
to go to break if I am six Foy.
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You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from
KFI AM six meter.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
We're live everywhere in the iHeartRadio app, YouTube, Facebook, Instagram,
and Nick Pollochinni, who's going to officially join the show
at nine pm. He is presently in Motown hanging out
with the mo Migos on YouTube, and he's taking suggestions
about adult diapers. This is a carryover from last segment.
(27:36):
Nick Pollochni has volunteered himself to put on some adult
diapers and photograph himself in them, maybe take them for
a test spin. Yes, maybe I try one or two things.
Put it that way, I was gonna say, because I
also love that. Somebody's like will it hold a diet coke?
And I swear I remember it depends that back in
the day, like will it hold a hull diet coke?
Speaker 7 (27:58):
So I did put a link in there to Amazon
for some designer adult diapers.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
They had.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
The one that we were talking about from a while ago.
Is one that you're supposed to be able to wear
at a concert. Yeah, where you can be there the
entire night and just let loose on it, and uh yeah,
I think it might have been called the Concert.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Diaper Depends Concert Diapers. I say all that to say diapers.
They're called the diapers, yes, and they were originally a
collab from last December with Depends and Liquid Death the
Water Company.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
All right, look, Nick, I egged this on, but I
want you to know that you're allowed to retain some dignity.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
No he isn't. No, no, no, no, I'm in radio.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay, all right, Nick, Paulo Keani is taking your suggestions
right now. So if you log onto the YouTube Momigo's
Motown chat on YouTube at mister m'kelly, he is in
the chat right now, taking your suggestions as far as
what to wear, how to wear it, how he's going
to model it, whether he's going to drop a deuce
in it or not. It's up to you to tell
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him what to do. And he's in the chat right now.
And the only way that you can participate is log
on YouTube at mister mo kelly and then you can
tell him exactly what color to wear.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
The circumstances are going to be used. This is all in.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Conjunction with the OC fair we're talking about. And now
allow who's in the chat real quick.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
We cannot take this to the hallway for sanitary reasons,
but thank you for the suggestion.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, we can't do the hallway until tomorrow. We can't
tell you why, but we'll bring it back tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
Now, there is a black pit diaper with a leather
stitched crotch with a flaming skull over it.
Speaker 7 (29:34):
Yes, I put that on the link to that that
whatever Towall is talking about. I put the link to
it in the chat so fire, Okay, you can see it.
Pit diapers, the first Mott pit diaper a combo between
liquid death and dependence?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Are you saying that you could be relaxed enough to
let the diaper do it?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Thing to say that?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
I very likely could do the number one, but I
do not think I could do number two.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
It's not designed to catch a number two.
Speaker 7 (29:59):
Right exactly. It's too narrow for like water absorption. Yeah,
it's front loading, that is, that's the best way to
put it. It's front loading, not backloading. Okay, that's the design.
I don't have any input. I mean, people don't believe me.
(30:20):
And I'm going to say this, and I know Mark's
going to say, oh, you're full of it. You're lying through.
But this is this is God's done.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I do remember a time when I was a child
in which I was in diapers. Some of my earliest
memories were being in diapers. And I actually had to
prove it to my mother because I told her of
an experience that I had in diapers, and she said, oh, yeah,
I remember that. And it wasn't a story that she
told that I just adopted on my own. I had
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to tell her that, and I'll tell you the story
that I told her.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
She might even be listening right now.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Every Sunday, my mother would have my sister and I
would have our bath, and she would put the hot
pajamas on us as we got older. But I remember
a time in which I was in diapers and she
and I had cloth diapers, not the plastic ones that's
the stuff that you see in stores now.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I'm real, real, real old school. And she put a
diaper on me.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
It was a Sunday night, because I remember we're watching
like what was later to be the Wonderful World of
Disney Wild Kingdom, and she put it on me, and
for some reason I decided to take an immediate dumping it,
and she got so mad at me because she had
just changed me. And I don't ask me why I
remember that, but I remember that, and she had vague
memories of us.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Said, yeah, I remember being in diapers. I did that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
She had just changed me and I you put on
the cloth diaper in me, and I immediately went again.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
And it pissed you off.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Well, you said you were watching Wild Kingdom. You know
Marlon Perkins did that all the time. Why are you
going to slander his name like that? Okay, Well, he
was a man of a certain age.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
That's why he sent Jim on all the dangerous stuff,
because Jim didn't have to worry about incontinent.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
He met in an unfortunate end. Okay, we don't need
to remind people of that. Okay, have some respect for
Marlon Perkins. The world loves Marlon Perkins. I used to
think the show was called Mutual of Old Maha Wild Kingdom,
but it was just a sponsor for the show, Okay.
I can see why you would think it's called Mutual
of Omas play it like four times and interspersed with
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the animals, right, So.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
I'm like, I would have thought that was the name
of the show. Too right, it's mutual Omaha, Wild Kingdom.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, good advertising, I guess k IF I am six forty.
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